NYDN – A British woman is divorcing her hubby on grounds the erotic bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey failed to get a rise out of his languishing libido. The high-powered banker, who earns more than $600,000 a year, charged that her attempt to jump start their love life with author E.L. James’s raunchy novel backfired when her “boring” husband accused her of “unreasonable behavior.” The 41-year-old woman’s attorney said it was the first time someone has cited the book — dubbed “mommy porn” for its explicit themes of bondage and S&M in a divorce petition. “She thought their sex life had hit a rut — he never remembered Valentine’s Day and he never complimented her on her appearance,” divorce lawyer Amanda McAlister told the Daily Mail, who did not name her client or the soon-to-be ex-husband. McAlister said the wife bought sexy underwear to entice her husband into making love, but he never even complimented her on her appearance.
Really tough to play this any worse than this British idiot husband just played this. I mean let’s just look at the situation. You got some bitch wife who you obviously can’t stand telling you she wants you to beat the shit out of her with whips and chains and shit and that it’s all perfectly acceptable. Don’t even have to get hard. Just literally have to stand over her and flog her ass. Get out all your pent up marriage frustration while she’s handcuffed begging for it. Instead you turn it down and now what? Just getting straight up humiliated and emasculated all over the internet. Losing half your net worth and assets and probably never going to get laid again because you’re a boring pussy with a languishing libido. Way to go dude. Hindsight is 20/20 but next time your wife accuses you of being a limp dicked impotent fuck and wants you to dominatrix her ass you dominatrix that ass and ask questions later. Pass your contract out and get your Christian Grey bro.