Dayton – Madison County Prosecutor Steve Pronai will meet with officials from the University of Dayton this week to discuss possible criminal charges against 80 students who allegedly vandalized a Choctaw Lake mini-mart in a drunken rampage.  A sheriff’s report said two busloads of students, both men and women, stopped at Lake Side Plaza, 3180 Old Columbus Road, around 5 p.m., following an outing to Columbus. All were intoxicated. At least 33 were under the legal drinking age.  All were associated in some way with Sigma Chi fraternity.

On Wednesday, the university suspended the fraternity.  Trouble surfaced at 5:25 p.m. Nov. 17 when a Lake Side employee called 9-1-1, saying a large group of people were drunk and fighting in the store. Additional 9-1-1 calls said people were damaging the business and “flashing” their genitals to customers in the parking lot.  Deputy Vaughn Apel arrived at the store to find people running in and out, yelling obscenities and standing on vehicles in the lot and on fuel pumps. Some fled to the waiting buses when they spotted Apel.  Inside, Apel saw broken glass and liquid on the floor. Two men were urinating openly. A check of restrooms showed urine on the floor and walls and used condoms in the sink. Some students were allegedly seen having sex in a nearby dumpster. A large number of open beer cans were left abandoned in the store’s walk-in cooler.

 

Sex in a dumpster?  Wow. That’s about as hardcore as it gets.     As drunk and horny as I’ve been in my life don’t think I’ve ever gotten to the point where I would bang in the middle of piles of disgusting moldy roach and rat infested trash, but then again maybe I’m just not cut out for Sig Chi Dayton.  Anyway you got to feel bad for this gas station owner here.  Probably just some poor Indian dude trying to grind it out and put some food on the table for his family when he ran into an absolute buzzsaw of 2 frat party buses.  Like an unstoppable force of nature those things.  All you can do is duck under your desk and wait for them to stop trashing your store, drinking all your booze, fucking in every corner, slapping you in the face with their used condoms, flashing their dicks at customers, and smashing all your windows on the way out.

Hey when you’re a college kid life is a party.  For 4 years your sole responsibility is to blackout and hopefully not get an STD.  That’s it.  For the rest of your life after that you’re loaded with responsibility.  So what do you want me to do?  Condemn these kids?  Say they need to respect the public?  Because it’s not going to happen. When you’ve got that timebomb of the real world ticking it’s your job to live life to the fullest.  Sometimes it means ripping shots at the bar on a Wednesday, or doing keg stands at a frat party on a Sunday, or sometimes getting hammered at 5 PM and destroying a hole in the wall gas station and fucking in dumpsters.