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IOWAGoudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.

 

Vodka Sam, “the #1 drinker at the #1 party school in the country” -Vodka Sam.

All I know is that I need to party with this chick so badly that it physically hurts.  Just absolutely killed every part of this story.  The arrest.  The BAC.  The tweets.  Everything straight down to the Twitter profile pic.  It’s all so perfect that I almost think it’s all made up.   They just don’t make girls like Vodka Sam everywhere, except at the nation’s top party school I guess.