NYP - Now that’s junk in the trunk! Two Bronx neighbors were returning from the Dominican Republic when the feds caught the women by the seat of their pants — quite literally. Priscilla Pena and Michelle Blassingale had just arrived at JFK aboard a JetBlue airliner from Santo Domingo when they were stopped by Customs and Border Protection officers. A drug-sniffing dog alerted officers when it neared Pena, but the feds searched her luggage without finding any drugs, officials said. Then the officers initiated a pat-down of the two women and discovered that each was wearing what authorities called a “diaper” filled with cocaine and rigged like a girdle around their hind quarters, officials said. Together, the women were charged with smuggling approximately 6 1/2 kilos of cocaine.
Interesting. You never think about stuff like this. Like when you’re about to blow your line of cocaine all you’re thinking about is being so amped up all night and rocking out to music and watching the sun rise from some hot chick’s bed with a killer hangover. You never stop to think where it came from. Kinda like seeing inside the butcher shop before you eat your juicy burger in that regard. You never want to know what goes on behind the scenes. Just want my coke, don’t want to know that some dude shoved it up his asshole for 3 days hiding from the federales while he crossed the border or that some lady let her ass sweat leak all over it on an international flight while packed tightly inside her homemade diaper. That just kills the whole buzz. Don’t do coke personally but I got to say that now I’m even less inclined knowing that beautiful, pure white powder probably just got dumped out of some 200 pound Dominican chick’s butthole.