I heard from all my friends with real jobs that today is universally accepted as the worst day of the year.  The breaks for the Holidays with maybe some half-assed half days of work thrown in between all coming to an end and it’s back to the regular grind.  Sounds like it fucking blows.  But the good news is you didn’t fall through a frozen lake and sit there for 10 minutes as you watch a dozen of your friends fall into a frozen lake trying to rescue you like this idiot.   Always a bright side.