WARRENSVILLE HEIGHTS, OH (WOIO) - Police say a 16-year-old girl is dead and another 16-year-old girl is in police custody after a fight that started when one girl passed gas. According to witnesses, the victim was teasing the suspect because she passed gas. One thing led to another and fisticuffs began flying. Witnesses say several adults stood around and watched the whole thing go down, including the victim’s stepfather. But by the time he intervened, it was too late.


First of all girls don’t fart or poop so this chick is either flat out lying or disgustingly ugly.   Only gross girls poop.  Fact.  Second of all I know guys are supposed to be so macho and manly and always down to just fart all over the place at their heart’s content and you’re just supposed to laugh it off but let’s face it.  Sometimes it’s just not fucking cool.   Like sometimes you’re just hanging out in a small contained room, maybe your stomach is a little unsettled, not feeling too hot, then your asshole buddy just unleashes a Chipotle mixed with beer fury of ass fire all over the place.  The kind you can practically taste.  It’s in your face, your eyes, your hair.   I don’t care how much of a man you are, that shit is fucking terrible.  Kind of makes you want to beat someone the fuck up.  Not to death, but to send a message.   So yes despite my status as alpha male who is cool with flatulation 99.95% of the time yes I can get where something like this can happen in certain scenarios.