Daily Mail – Leonardo Da Vinci spent a lifetime trying to paint one. Scientists and mathematicians have puzzled for centuries over what makes one, while cosmetic surgeons have amassed fortunes striving to create one. And Florence Colgate? Well, she simply has one. The 18-year-old student is blessed with what is described as the perfect face. It matches an international blueprint for the optimum ratio between eyes, mouth, forehead and chin, endowing her with flawless proportions. But the blue-eyed blonde’s mathematical dimensions have just added up to success in a competition to find Britain’s most naturally beautiful face. A woman’s face is said to be most attractive when the space between her pupils is just under half the width of her face from ear to ear. Florence scores a 44 per cent ratio. Experts also believe the relative distance between eyes and mouth should be just over a third of the measurement from hairline to chin. Florence’s ratio is 32.8 per cent.
Oh fuck yeah! That’s what I’m talking about. Florence Colgate in the house. What’s up baby. Seriously I’ve just been sitting here waiting for science to tell me who the most beautiful woman in the world was. Like I was looking around and making some decisions on my own when all of a sudden I realized I was looking at all the wrong things. I wasn’t looking at the eye to mouth distance. Wasn’t considering if it was higher or lower than 1/3 the hairline to chin measurement. Wasn’t taking out my Ti-83 and calculating symmetrical percentages. Just scoping out chicks with my bare eyes like an IDIOT without even taking a bunch of virgin geekazoids in lab coats opinions into account. I mean check out these ugly whores:
Nice square face bitch!
Umm could your eyes be any closer to your hairline slut? GTFO my face.
Yeah you think your pretty hot shit on that couch huh. Until I slap my ruler on your cheek and we see how close that nose is to those lips. Pig.
Yup I guess when it all comes down to it really the only way you can tell the most beautiful woman in the world is cold hard science. Florence Colgate it is. The hottest bitch on the planet symmetrically speaking hands down.