I feel like even black people can’t defend these new Jordans. Like it could be the first time in human history there’s not a massive riot with 8 trampling deaths and SWAT teams dispersing tear gas at the special midnight Foot Locker release. Then again maybe they are SO ugly and stupid that they are that much cooler? That’s how fashion works right? Hmm maybe I’ve got this all wrong. Maybe these are the hottest joints to drop since the XIs. That pure black zip-up top that goes up to like your kneecaps is kind of dope now that I look at it closely. 5! 5 stars!