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Question Of The Day: Who Gets More Ass Tonight? Justin Bieber Or Johnny Football?

Posted by kmarko from Emory U.

Nov 107:17PM EST

vs.

Biggest superstar pop icon on the planet who just broke up with his long term girlfriend? Or starting SEC QB cult hero who just knocked off Alabama? Definition of a push.

All I know is if I roll with either one of these dude’s crews TONIGHT is the night to wingman. Spillover city like you’ve never seen in your entire life.

15 Responses to Question Of The Day: Who Gets More Ass Tonight? Justin Bieber Or Johnny Football?

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by acid drip on November 10, 2012 at 7:21 pm

i'd have to go with johnny football. beibs will probably get a good minute of pumping before he blows his night on some chicks mound pulling out
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by dblcougrhunter on November 10, 2012 at 7:25 pm

johnny football definitely. closer proximity to drunken A&M pigs.
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by clark_griswold on November 10, 2012 at 8:05 pm

no butt hole is safe at A&M tonight
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by shitstain on November 10, 2012 at 8:22 pm

Johnny Football would have to be turbo gay not to be nailing a shit ton of tail tonight. Even if he was gay, SEC football sluts don't take no for an answer. They make puck sluts look like nuns.
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by YoMikeyA on November 10, 2012 at 8:36 pm

I expected more from you Kmarko. This I expected from pres. It's acceptable to suck J-Timbo's dick but not Bieber. Fuck off.
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by sweener15 on November 10, 2012 at 9:03 pm

the christmas vacation guy for the win.
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by dkriszzle on November 10, 2012 at 11:07 pm

played fcs football but i sucked and never saw the field. When we won games i even got pussy, couldnt imagine sec pussy
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by neilsfather106 on November 10, 2012 at 11:58 pm

SEC chicks will be lining up
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by republicoftexas on November 11, 2012 at 12:24 am

Johnny Football hands down. SEC ass all day.
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by BdayUmich on November 11, 2012 at 1:14 am

I would have to go with the quarterback from the mid-level Big 12 team that just beat the best the SEC has to offer in Tuscaloosa for that one. First of all, I don't know what a VS model is going to think of Biebs using a strap on when she can get actual dick, but I know a quarterback at a major football program is going to get his dick fucked off every day of the week. Love how everyone is labeling that SEC pussy when 8 months ago it was Big 12 pussy and there was no mystique surrounding it. Apparently, not only did Texas A&M magically become a powerhouse, but the pussy has somehow elevated to a whole new level merely by switching conferences. Amazing shit happens when you join the SEC, amazing shit. Indiana should consider jumping conferences just so they can automatically become bowl eligible and improve the level of high grade hotties on campus. Funny thing is, I transferred to Michigan from Florida and for the life of me I saw no dramatic change in the calibre of coeds. Must have affected my eyesight; goes along with aura I guess.
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by kegwhite on November 11, 2012 at 8:35 am

^I think someone was waiting in Johnny Footballs fuckfest line last night but didn't make the cut
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by laxonlaxonlax23 on November 11, 2012 at 10:44 am

@BdayUmich do us all a favor and give up at life
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by 4guys1barstool on November 11, 2012 at 11:25 am

BdayUmich for the Loss!
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by Murray Chadwick on November 11, 2012 at 1:57 pm

I can't tell who has more makeup on - Bieber or the chick. That's horrible. Leave this gay shit to pres.
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by rolltideroll67 on November 11, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Johnny football. Kid kicked our dicks in last night. I'd be surprised if he didn't get an HJ at half time
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