Oral Roberts Releases Bald Eagle Mascot Inside To Raise School Spirit…Promptly Flies Directly Into Gigantic Glass Window At Full Speed
Oral Roberts University let its mascot, a bald eagle, fly at a rally, but the bird smashed into a glass wall when it thought it was flying toward clear sky.
I love animals especially bald eagles because they’re patriotic as fuck but if I said I didn’t laugh out loud when that thing flew full speed in a gigantic plate glass window I’d be lying plain and simple. The jubilant crowd chanting USA! USA! followed immediately by the shrieks and groans as it knocks itself unconscious gets me every time. Fucking Oral Roberts. No more school spirit for you.