Old Dude Gets Shot In The Face During Robbery Of His Liquor Store But Says It Wasn’t As Bad As CM Punk Losing The Title To The Rock
Youtube – CM Punk fan Thomas Dotterer was shot in the eye last week during a robbery at his liquor store. But the thing that’s really bothering him is CM Punk dropping the WWE Title to The Rock at WWE Royal Rumble. Now that’s dedication. From WSYR News in Syracuse, NY.
When I’m 100 years old and not retired yet and still behind the counter of my liquor store to make ends meet and somebody breaks in and shoots me in the fucking face I hope I have 0.005% the positive outlook this bro has. Shot in the eyeball? Lost vision forever? Ah whatever. Not as bad as when that piece of shit Rock beat Punk the other night. Now that was a travesty. Ruined the whole fucking Rumble. Price check on Beam! Just killin life old-man style.
PS- Weirdest part is, the guy thinks Punk losing to the Rock is literally worse than getting shot in the retina, and he’s still not the most upset dude in WWE fandom…