Youtube – President Barack Obama went 2-of-22 on his home court Monday as he took part in the White House’s fitness-themed Easter Egg Roll. How rough was it out there? Here’s part of the pool report from Alex Leary of the Tampa Bay Times. ”Obama started to take shots amid the kids and pros. Miss. Miss. Off the rim. Miss. Miss. Off the rim. Airball. He moved closer to the net. But time and again, he missed. Of 22 shots POTUS took, he made two.” ”At one point, POTUS handed a ball to a boy and asked for help. The boy made the layup. ‘He couldn’t make one. I had to help him out,’ said Kahron Campbell, 10, of Landover, MD.
That sound you hear is North Korea and Russia and China and everyone else laughing at us as America slowly slips from the top of the power rankings. President of the United States shooting 2-22 on his home court for an Easter event like a fuckin jackass. Like he’s on Marquette or something. 10 year olds teaching him how to make layups. So disheartening. What good is a black president if he can’t knock down jumpers? Romney would have had that shit down on the block power dribbling into a layup 100 out of 100 times while Kim Jong shit his pants. Embarrassing. I’m sure there’s a metaphor in here somewhere but I’m not politically savvy enough to know what it is.