I love when Obama fucks around on Spotify.   Did this last year too.  Just throws up a 15 song playlist so everybody can start their pregames off with what Barry’s bumping in the Oval Office.  Gets the mood real official and shit.   But the best part is how obvious it is carefully constructed from song to song.   Seriously how much time and money do you think the government spent on this Spotify playlist?  Had like 35 professional PR teams and pollsters and analysts working on this thing around the clock.  ”Well first of all let’s be sure to get Marc Antony on there right there the top,  got to give props to all the Latinos who came out this year to the polls, maybe dub in our own intro of Romney’s 47% speech and remix it in there somehow for contradiction   Next you need to hit the rednecks in your Midwest battleground states, let’s stick Brad Paisley singing about mud on his tires in there.  Oh what should we start with?  How about a black guy that every white person likes?  Good metaphor here.  Stevie Wonder bam.  Every honkey loves Stevie.  Except not as much as they love fuckin Glee!  Track #8, sign it up.   James Taylor too just to solidify it.   Hit the younger teeny boppers who Rocked the Vote with some Katy Perry and Kelly Clarkson too.  Ok are we done?  Oh what about the hip-hop?  Who’s going to rep that part to keep up blackness but has never mentioned guns?  I know, how about the whitest black guy ever invented, Nick Cannon!  Boom book Cannon.  Make sure he’s wearing his bow tie in the playlist album art though.”