WBTV- A Charlotte Mecklenburg Schools teacher told police that a student put something in her coffee during class, which police say turned out to be a butt-enhancing drug. According to a Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police report, the incident was reported Monday by 61-year-old Ellen Vick, a teacher at Independence High School in east Charlotte. She is listed on the school’s website as a technical education teacher. A spokeswoman with CMS says the student has been disciplined according to the district code of conduct. No word yet on any charges from police. According to the report, investigators looking into the case found a container of GluteBoost, which had one full capsule, and three empty capsules. She believes the substance was put into her coffee on Friday morning around 10 a.m. by someone who was in her classroom. A web search of GluteBoost brings up the website where it is sold. The pills are billed as an “All Natural Buttocks Enhancement Supplement.”

How fucking out of touch is this teacher? A student tries to help you out and this is how you repay him? I mean come on, Ellen. It was an all natural buttocks enhancement supplement, not a fucking arsenic pill. Maybe it’s a sign that it’s time for you to start living a little. It’s not to often that you find that you find a 61 year old home ec teacher wrapped up in a sex scandal with one of her students (paging Jerry Thornton), but as far as I can tell this kid just made the first move and you paid him back by narcing the first chance you got. Talk about a wasted opportunity. It’s pretty simple:  If you want to fuck with a teacher you give her a brownie filled with weed. If you want to fuck a teacher you spike her coffee with some GluteBoost. Your move, Ellen. Your move.