(best one ever)

 

There’s a reason why in college football there’s Nick Saban then there’s everyone else.  Guy does not waste time with the dumb shit like “celebrating championship wins.”  It’s all business, all the time.     I mean you heard all his interviews.  He said he only enjoys championships for 48 hours, maximum.  Sometimes he’ll even go home after then win and start work for next year that same night.   Because there’s no such thing as being satisfied.  Sure it sounds extreme to you and me, but that’s why you and me aren’t sitting on a college football dynasty and 4 national championships.  Celebrating and being happy are for losers.  How about keeping the Gatorade inside the jug and drinking it instead so you lazy assholes can rehydrate and hit the gym tonight to prepare for next season?