This is how you fuckin recruit! Seriously where do I sign? Can you squeeze me on the squad somewhere? Need to be a part of a team that wants me so bad that they’ll have some mid aged dude open up Urban Dictionary on his Dell computer and jot down as many hip words he can find for my recruiting letter. Like I’m kind of torn between NC State and UNC right now but are you telling me that NC State is “unreal bro?” Is it true that you love the way I ball? And do you extra mean everything you used your highlighter on? I mean it just could not be more clear and spelled out for me. NC State needs ballers. Me = baller. Would be disrespectful to mathematics in general to not come now.