1 day of March Madness down. Still so many to go. It’s like having Christmas, going to bed, then running back Christmas all over again. Couple of gems yesterday (Marquette, fucking Harvard) but other than that nothing too off the charts. Just means today will make up for it in spades.
Fat Rams Superfan is so bored…Missouri how about a little competition
Hey wait a minute, no he’s fuckin not!
Hey guy with your hands wrist-deep in your pockets, either clap it up or get the fuck out of Ram Superfan’s way. Dude is trying to tuck the tummy up and lay some pipe on the slut next to him and your indifference is really fucking up the vibe.
Little Kid Digging For Gold And Eating It
Disgusting. Good luck getting that first hand job pal. See your two buddies next to you? They’re whispering about how many palms they’re going to shoot blanks into when they clean up the scraps of the chicks who aren’t going to want to jerk off the most famous nose picker and eater of March Madness.
Eye Gouge Flagrant
Awesome flagrant. Reminds me of A-button eye rakes in WWF Royal Rumble on Super Nintendo. Don’t fuck around with the double-arm bars or anything. That’s how you give up an and-1 or bruise your forearms or worse. Just poke the eyeballs and worry about the consequences later.
Chane Behanan. Nice dunk dude. Don’t worry. I don’t think anyone was watching. Who watches the tourney? If only there was a dunk earlier in the year that you could show to people to make up for this.
How’s Your Dick Bro?
So Wet From Downtown, So Wet
Sweetest stroke in the game. Nothing but net. The very, very bottom of the net. Seriously thought Raftery and Verne might just pack up and leave after watching this 3 fall a good 6 feet short. So disappointed. I mean when the commenters are calling one of your crucial bricked 3s in the final minute “Wonderful…good for him for having the confidence to still try” you know you’re in bad shape.
Yeah bro go crazy, you did it, you scraped by the 16 seed playing in Starter jerseys, rub it in, fuck Southern! Wichita State 65 Gonzaga 55.