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Literally Does Not Get Hotter Than Natalie Portman At The Texas/Baylor Game

Posted by kmarko from Emory U.

Oct 2212:15PM EST

Straight sex. No other way to describe it. Sex radiating through the television screen. High scoring college football Texas rivalry shootout and Natalie Portman’s tits blasting you in the mouth. Does life get any better?

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17 Responses to Literally Does Not Get Hotter Than Natalie Portman At The Texas/Baylor Game

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by bjoe23 on October 22, 2012 at 12:18 pm

cleanup in aisle 1 please
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by metaldude on October 22, 2012 at 12:20 pm

someone had her boobs did
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by pippenainteasy on October 22, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Gotta close the office door and beat it now. Fuck.
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by acid drip on October 22, 2012 at 12:24 pm

i wish all chicks had a team of people to fix them up before they left the house every day
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by broncs4bowl24 on October 22, 2012 at 12:43 pm

I think she's so confused because she's feeling a slight gravitational pull from the massive hunk of meat that fat guy behind her calls his leg.
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by leachbomb on October 22, 2012 at 12:49 pm

She definitely needs to stick with the long hair. Smokestack indeed.
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by financebroskegs on October 22, 2012 at 12:53 pm

i would jack off a homeless dude without a glove on just to be able to suck one fart directly from her dark star, tight air seal. I also want to rub my face on her bare breasts, also I wouldn't mind making out with her
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by mudbutt on October 22, 2012 at 12:53 pm

WHY DO YOU GUYS SUCK AT GETTING PICS? LITERALLY TOOK ME 2 SECONDS TO FIND THESE.. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2221447/Natalie-Portman-sizzles-set-latest-film-cozies-Michael-Fassbender.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
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by applebees on October 22, 2012 at 12:53 pm

fully torqued over here #applebees
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by mudbutt on October 22, 2012 at 12:53 pm

YOU CAN PROBLY DO A GTA NOW FROM THOSE, YOU FUCKING JEWBOX... YOU'RE WELCOME
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by pbreak63 on October 22, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Just spit out the breast milk that she isn't even lactating...nice set of bolt-ons
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by r1ck6robbs on October 22, 2012 at 1:16 pm

@muddbutt .... the point of his blog is that she is at the game, none of the pics you linked too had pics of her at the game. Therefore (although i appreciated looking at them) you kind of sound like an idiot blasting off on him. Coulda been like "look i found more. where she is not at the game" but now you are just a dick
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by englewood joyride on October 22, 2012 at 1:25 pm

She's looking for gold.
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by Brochacho on October 22, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Who's that mongoloid in the jean shorts behind her?
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by nowayshutupreally on October 22, 2012 at 1:49 pm

not her, someone dressed as her in a halloween costume. Notice Dr. Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters behind her.
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by hollywoodlannister on October 22, 2012 at 1:51 pm

You act like she just went to hang out at the Baylor game. Natalie Portman is a hipster. 100% guarantee she has no idea what the words "Big 12" even mean. This an outfit for a movie. She's shooting a scene where she obviously plays some kid of texas slut. Yes, that doesn't matter for masturbation purposes...or maybe it does.
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by WizardSleeve on October 22, 2012 at 2:06 pm

She's filming a scene for the new Terrence Malick movie. It takes place in Texas.
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