Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Fight At NYC Club…This Is Not A Repeat Story From Every Other Night Of Her Life
NEW YORK (AP) — Actress Lindsay Lohan was arrested Thursday after police said she hit a woman during an argument at a New York City nightclub. The Mean Girls and Freaky Friday star was arrested at 4 a.m. and charged with third-degree assault. She allegedly got into the spat with another woman at Club Avenue, in Manhattan’s Chelsea section. She struck the woman in face with her hand, police said. The victim did not require medical attention. Her publicist did not immediately return a call for comment.
Kind of amazing that Lindsay Lohan is still allowed out of the house let alone into a nightclub at 4 AM but hey. That’s what makes America great. Doesn’t matter how many people she fights or runs over with her car or beats up after doing cocaine with her mom. She’ll be right back at it the next night. Put her on house arrest. Slap an ankle bracelet on her. See if that stops her from assaulting someone with her fists or vehicle. Spoiler alert: it won’t. Because I’m almost positive her parents, friends, and any authority figure she comes in contact with has a gigantic bounty on her in their celebrity death pool and are just itching to cash in.