What the fuck kind of teaser was this?  Kate Upton washes a Benz in slow motion?  You mean Kate Upton stands off to the side fully clothed while a bunch of dudes wash a car and look at her?   All this commercial made me want to do is steal a Benz and crash it full speed into a wall for thinking I was going to see a wet soaped up Kate Upton and getting his bullshit instead.  Negative boner right now.   Give me some GIFs and get the fuck out of my face Mercedes.