What the fuck kind of teaser was this? Kate Upton washes a Benz in slow motion? You mean Kate Upton stands off to the side fully clothed while a bunch of dudes wash a car and look at her? All this commercial made me want to do is steal a Benz and crash it full speed into a wall for thinking I was going to see a wet soaped up Kate Upton and getting his bullshit instead. Negative boner right now. Give me some GIFs and get the fuck out of my face Mercedes.