Sucks to be the guy who checks his little gameday waistband tool kit and finds his scissors missing.  Like you have one responsibility.  Don’t leave a gigantic pair of razor sharp blades on the middle of the field where 22 people are getting tackled onto the ground every play.  Task failed.    All I know is UNC should just count their lucky stars this dude is such a good samaritan and not like Ray Lewis or something who would pocket these and stab you to death the first chance they got in the next pigpile.