- Jennifer Lawrence
- Mila Kunis
- Kate Upton
- Rihanna
- Emma Stone
- Miranda Kerr
- Kristen Stewart
- Jessica Gomes
- Jessica Pare
- Michelle Jenneke
If you want to save yourself the trouble of reading anymore just take note that Michelle Obama is #33. Yes that Michelle Obama the 50 year old First Lady and mother of two. Most desired by men. That’s really all you need to know about this list. Just throwing shit against an internet page seeing how it works itself out in list form. Personally I don’t even know why I dignify it anymore. Every year it’s the same thing. Try to get hits and pageviews by putting up a horrible list of hot women and watching people fight about it. Saying it’s about more than looks, it’s about personality and career achievement. Oops there’s Miranda Kerr in the top 10. Yet here I am taking the bait again. Whatever.
If you want to take the person that basically every man on Earth can agree that they want to have sex with it’s Bar Refaeli still after all these years.
Maybe she’s not your #1 anymore, or your #2, maybe she barely cracked your top 10. But if you desire to fuck Kristen Stewart, Zooey Deschanel, Michelle Obama, Claire Danes, SARAH SILVERMAN, Azealia Banks, and Solange Knowles before Bar Refaeli you have a serious screw loose.
And if you want to be a hardo contrarian and say Bar Refaeli is fat and gross and too Jewish or something then how about Paulina Gretzky? She’s someone we can agree is desirable right? As in “you’d pay your life savings and borrow 1000 bucks more to have sex with her” desirable? Well she made the cut. At number NINETY TWO. Yup just a short 59 spots worse than Michelle Obama. That will sum it up for you.
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