I need Coachella Dad and Ultra Toothpaste Man and I need them in my concert crew immediately. Not tomorrow. Not a week from now. Right fucking now. I need this old bastard and that fat idiot tub of Toothpaste, I need a concert to go to, I need a shit ton of fucking hard drugs and I need it ASAP. Non negoitable. Bottom line is you go to a concert and stand around with your hands in your pockets bopping your head like an idiot. Coachella Dad rolls face and shoves his dick in everything that moves.