Hottest halftime show ever.  I mean don’t get me wrong I appreciate the musical talent of the Who, Tom Petty, Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney as much as the next guy.    Just find it especially hard to masturbate to GIFs of them performing on days when I’m depressed I have to work.  Wait what?

To quote myself on Twitter last night this was probably the first time in history a straight guy wanted the halftime show to keep going instead of going back to the game.