The Sun – A ROGUE tattooist who inked 56 stars on a sleeping girl’s face has caused a write fuss again – after signing his name in giant letters across his girlfriend’s face less than 24 hours after they met. Controversial Rouslan Toumaniantz became notorious when he inscribed a galaxy of stars over the face of Kimberley Vlaeminck, then just 18, when she nodded off in his studio in Coutrai, Belgium. Now Toumaniantz has struck again by tattooing his Christian name in lettering five inches high across another girl’s face. Lesya Toumaniantz, from Moscow, Russia, allowed him to sign the alternative spelling “Ruslan” over her face in huge Gothic script on the day they got together. The pair – who’d met online – now say they plan to wed and Lesya has already changed her surname to Toumaniantz on Facebook. “It’s a symbol of our eternal devotion. I’d like him to tattoo every inch of my body,” she said.
Kind of a wake up call for all the dating Stoolies out there. Like you thought things were going well with your girlfriend, maybe she got you a sweet super expensive birthday gift, cooked you dinner, you’re getting sex on the reg. She’s real cool and doesn’t bug you about exes or who is writing on your Facebook wall and shit. Thought that was true mature adult love. Well did she tattoo your name across her entire face? No? Because I’m pretty sure Lesya Toumaniantz just put all girlfriends on notice. You’re not a true ride or die bitch until you put your boyfriend’s name on your face in size 72 font in permanent ink with a needle. Love with a capital L and 50-60% chance of infection and 0-0% chance of ever getting a job.