Listen I don’t know NASCAR, I don’t know any of the drivers from a hole in the wall, but I know a power move when I see it and this my friends is the definition of a power move.  Translates across all sports and ways of life.   Don’t need to be well versed in carburetors and crankshafts to know that grabbing a big old handful of another driver’s wife’s ass right in his mug is a big time statement.  So yeah I’m pretty confident Tony Stewart is the biggest swinging dick on the circuit, or at the very least this guy Kevin Harvick is a cuckolded pussy who probably gets lapped by Danica Patrick on the reg.


PS – I saw on the Youtube comments that somebody was saying “this is just his thing, he does this all the time for good luck, it’s no big deal.”  Umm if some bro grabs a chunk of my wife’s asshole and she’s not expecting I don’t really care what his good luck ritual is, my ritual is going to be revving up my #10 car and driving it over his skull.