Lot of people ask me what to do at a Blackout show. Like kmarko I’m not really into house music or raves or anything, but I want to go to the best party ever, what do I do? Well the answer is the exact opposite of what this guy did at Ultra. Don’t get naked. Don’t pass out on the floor. Don’t dance with cops. Don’t get arrested. Boom that’s your checklist. Just have fun and look for a smoke in the crowd and avoid swinging your dick around like a helicopter at police officers.
But good news for this guy sitting naked in his jail cell in Miami right now is he’s not the worst to ever do it. Nope that honor is forever reserved for the tiny dicked Asian bro getting knocked the fuck out in what has to be one of the funniest pictures in Barstool history.