Love this guy.  Anybody who has ever had to go to a sports game with a girlfriend definitely does too.    Bitch you know where the concession stand is.   Take your fat ass to go get your own ice cream.  Shit was like 8 bucks a cone.   Already wasted 60 bucks on a ticket for you to sit in a seat at a game you don’t understand to read celebrity gossip news on your phone and ask me what the lines on the court mean.   Don’t make me share my double scoop with you too.