Strength and Conditioning Coach Jeff Madden gets the Texas Football team riled up in the first team meeting of fall camp.
Need my own personal strength/conditioning/blogging coach and I mean I needed one yesterday. I mean can you imagine this dude standing over me all day yelling in my face making me chant shit and go absolutely ham 100 times a day?
Would churn out like 45 blogs a day. 1.5 minute blocks. Every smokeshow would be a Lauren from FSU. Would sell a thousand Blackout tickets a day. FanDuel Friday would be full by lunchtime Thursday. Reddit would be begging me for my stories for them to post. Yup, gonna look into getting a personal Jeff Madden ASAP.