TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) - In an embarrassing mistake, Florida Governor Rick Scott gave out a phone sex hotline number to Floridians seeking information on a deadly fungal meningitis outbreak. Scott was providing an update on the outbreak at a cabinet meeting on Tuesday when he announced what he said was the hotline’s toll-free phone line, but gave out the wrong number. The governor’s office was alerted by a public radio station in Tampa, WUSF, which was monitoring the cabinet meeting and posted the number on its website. The station said it was “quickly notified by a reader that the number instead connected to an adult telephone line.”


Isn’t this kind of better when you think about it?  Like you’re all stressed out thinking you got fungal meningitis.  Running through all the symptoms in your head, imagining it’s worse case scenario.  Severe headache, check.  Stiff neck, check.   Thinking about what you need to do and who you’re gonna leave your money to and how long you have left for your bucket list.     Next thing you know you forgot all about it lying there with a big smile on your face and puddle of cum on your chest.   Sounds a lot fucking better than drafting your last will and testament as a robotic voice explains Nuchal Rigidity to you.