There are two types of fat kids in elementary school.  The awkward loners who get picked on and bullied relentlessly and need to quietly bide their time until they hit their late teens and shed all the baby fat and start getting ripped and come back for winter break fucking the President of every sorority on campus.  Or the hilarious fat kid that everybody loves and is the highlight of the friend group.  This kid strikes me as the latter.   Just bumbling around the court in his long sleeve t-shirt under his jersey slinging half court shots over his head with a big ass smile on his face.   And drilling it too.  Just pure awesome fat kid domination.

And I know with these types of videos we immediately jump to “this kid definitely got 14 hand jobs and touched a tit in the locker room after the game” but let’s be honest, fat kids don’t start getting chicks’ attention until at least senior year of high school.

 

UPDATE:  This kid is apparently a freshman in high school?  Is it just me or does the oldest kid on the court look 8 years old?  Is this what freshman look like these days?

 

-thanks @d3foreman