NYDN – Condom company Durex has launched a new app and service in Dubai that discreetly delivers condoms within an hour, with the delivery made by someone dressed as, say, a pizza delivery man or tourist who slyly slips you the goods without your date noticing. Evening saved.  After downloading the app or via the Durex SOS website, users can order condoms between 4 p.m. and 4 a.m., anywhere within Dubai.  The service aims to expand to other countries as well, with Durex launching a Facebook campaign to spread the word. “Like” SOS Condoms, and your city could be the next to welcome the service.  

 

First of all, complete rip off of our buddies at the College of New Jersey with their Condom Ambulance service from like 4 months ago.  Once again America just stomping the rest of the world’s dick in when it comes to inventions.    Seriously be better than this Dubai.   Try to catch up.    But my distaste for foreigners aside, even I’m not a big enough asshole to ignore the fact that this is big time stuff from Dubai.  Emergency condom delivery during prime hookup hours.  Perfect.   I mean I know what you’re going to say.  Kmarko I thought you said condoms are for virgins?  Who uses a condom these days anyway besides pussies and worrywarts?  Well that’s the tough guy internet blog approach but let’s be real with each other for a second.  We all know there are times where the girl sitting next to you on your bed at 3 AM drunkenly taking her top off is questionable at best.  99.8% sure in your brain she’s working with at least 3-4 of the major STDs, if not a full blown deadly virus.  Your emergency wallet condom is gone and there’s a 0% chance you’re kicking out a shot at getting laid so what’s left?  Yup emergency condom delivery service.  For your most desperate of times when your booty call undoubedtly has AIDS.  Think I just came up with the slogan actually.   You’re welcome Dubai Durex.