Does This Look Like The Face Of An Oklahoma College Bro Arrested For Having Weed, Xanax, and a 5 Foot Live Alligator In His Car On Campus?
TULSA - A Tulsa college student found with marijuana, prescription pills and a live alligator inside his campus-parked vehicle was arrested Wednesday.
Officers found Tulsa Community College student Shane Allen passed out and slumped over the steering wheel of his Jeep around 12:30 Wednesday afternoon at the school’s south campus near 81st and US-169. Marijuana and three tablets of Xanax were also found next to the 21-year-old. But it was what police discovered in the back seat that they were likely most concerned about — a caged, bound, four and a half-foot alligator. Tulsa police say Allen wasn’t licensed to have exotic animals, and reportedly told authorities he borrowed the gator from a friend in Bristow. School officials say the student was most likely planning to bring it for a presentation, but don’t know for sure.
Classic college. Smokin weed. Poppin pills. Passin out and wakin up with an alligator in your car. Man I miss it. Just never know what wild and crazy stuff is gonna happen after partying all night. Sometimes you go to sleep in your dorm and wake up next to a fat chick, sometimes you wake up alone, and sometimes you wake up with a hybrid scene from Lake Placid and The Hangover in your Jeep Wrangler. Best 4 years of your life.