Does This Look Like The Face Of A Missouri Professor Who Broke Into His Neighbor’s House And Fondled Him While He Was Sleeping?
COLUMBIA, Mo. - A University of Missouri assistant professor was arrested early Wednesday morning for burglary and sexual misconduct. Columbia police arrested 29-year-old Tyler D. Hack around 4 a.m. in the 1100 block of West Broadway. Officers said Hack entered his neighbor’s home through an unlocked door. The neighbor was asleep then woke up to Hack fondling him. Hack was arrested on charges of first-degree burglary and sexual misconduct. According to the University of Missouri website, Hack is an assistant professor in the Department of Parks, Recreation and Tourism in the School of Natural Resources.
Another professor just doing it big. Colgate bitches sending asshole emails to student presidents. Missouri dudes sneaking into their neighbor’s house and rubbing their nutsack around while they’re sleeping. These are the people shaping the next generation of leaders. High horse cunts and sexual molesters. Although I may be giving Professor Hack a little bit too much credit here because I’m having a hard time believing “assistant professor in the Department of Parks & Rec” is an actual thing that exists?