TSG – Meet Rasoul Speight.  The Bloods gang member is facing a narcotics charge after New Jersey cops yesterday discovered a whopping 100 bags of heroin hidden in his anus, police report.  Speight, 32, was driving on the Palisades Interstate Parkway when his 2005 Mitsubishi Lancer was pulled over during a routine traffic stop. When cops detected the smell of marijuana they asked for–and received–permission to search the car.  While investigators found “nothing of evidentiary value” inside the vehicle, Speight and passenger Gary Sylak, 25, were both arrested due to outstanding traffic warrants, according to cops.

While Speight, seen above, was being processed at police headquarters, he “was found to be in possession of 100 bags of heroin which were concealed in his anus and undetectable at the scene.” Police estimated the heroin’s vale at $1000 in New York City, and $2000 in upstate New York, “where both subjects were traveling to.”

 

How bummed was Rasoul Speight when he got this assignment at the weekly Bloods board meeting?  Ok Marquez you head down to the block and shoot some rival drug dealers in the face then steal their cash.  Tony take a couple of recruits and a handful of uzis and do a hit on a Crips stronghold.  Daquan you can have the night off, do a bunch of blow and fuck the strippers from the club.   Rasoul…gonna need you to stuff these 100 bags of heroin up your asshole and drive across New Jersey.  Yup, I said 100.  Right on up your butt hole and off you go.  Palisades Parkway.  Don’t worry there’s nice scenery….   Nope, no you can’t take the Range.  You’re in the ’05 Lancer.  Total buzzkill.  Probably wanted to walk down to HR and quit so fuckin bad until he remembered that would mean he woke up dead with 1,000 stab wounds.