Diane Sawyer was definitely probably drunk tonight during ABC’s election coverage. She slurred every other word, rambled about the lack of music, and asked a correspondent if the exclamation point in the Obama slogan represented the direction he truly wanted to go with his presidency.
Love it! Diane just ripping shots of Jameo under the desk during commercial break. Probably downing pills chasing it with Chardonnay bottles. Doing the damn election thing. Hey can you blame her? I mean are people really critizing Diane for this? What the fuck? Bitch was on TV for like 10 straight hours staring at numbers and percentages. Hearing about how states were being called for Obama when he was down by 50,000 votes with 51% of the vote in. Confusing and boring as fuck. Diane just doing what I did – getting loaded, asking for music, and waiting to see pictures with checkmarks next to them.





















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