Chinese State Media Reports That America Names Kim Jong-Un “Sexiest Man Alive” Because Of Onion Article
BC – This is too perfect. The Onion — you know, that website whose lead story is currently, “42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record” — named North Korea leader Kim Jong-Un its “sexiest man alive” on November 14, writing: “He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,” Onion Style and Entertainment editor Marissa Blake-Zweibel said. “And that’s the quality that makes him the sort of man women want, and men want to be. He’s a real hunk with real intensity who also knows how to cut loose and let his hair down.”
Today, People’s Daily, whose lead story on its English website is currently, “Military innovation improves China’s self-confidence,” picked up the Onion’s story and repackaged it as a slideshow under the headline ”North Korea’s top leader named The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2012.”
This is why you always got to have your head on a swivel for China. Those motherfuckers are just all over the map. One second they’re the leaders in math and science and technology and economy making superpower boss moves. The next second they’re reporting Kim Jong-Un sexiest man alive because of an Onion article. Make up your mind China. Are you or are you not an idiot.