Vegas Sun – One local sports book followed the worst-ever NFL Sunday by taking a six-figure hit on a single $5 bet Monday night. The New Orleans Saints 28-13 victory over the Philadelphia Eagles as 3-point favorites on Monday Night Football made one bettor at Red Rock Resort $100,000. New Orleans was the final leg of a 15-team parlay the woman, who requested to remain anonymous, put in sometime Friday evening.
Can’t even imagine what the dudes sitting around when this broad came to cash her ticket in did. Heads probably exploded instantaneously. Infuriating. Like the chick that wins your office March Madness bracket. Maybe she pulled the typical chick move and picked teams with pretty uniforms and silly mascots. Maybe she’s some sports guru who analyzed every stat and fact on the internet and picked on probabilities that you wouldn’t understand in a billion years. Doesn’t matter. If you have tits on your chest and win something sports gambling related it’s a swift kick in the dick 100% of the time. Don’t care how sexist it seems. That’s just how it works. It’s DNA.
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