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Caption Contest

Posted by kmarko from Emory U.

Nov 112:40PM EST

If I have a daughter please shoot me in the face.

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by bobcabbit on November 1, 2012 at 12:46 pm

promoting rape culture
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by tempdaddy on November 1, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Neil?
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by mpin3 on November 1, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Female equivalent of dick in a box?
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by dblcougrhunter on November 1, 2012 at 12:48 pm

is that a cum dumpster dressed up as a cum dumpster for halloween?
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by bish727 on November 1, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Nice name tag
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by BillyBaroo on November 1, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Obama supporter
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by phil leotardo on November 1, 2012 at 1:02 pm

JAP in a box
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by apesackstew on November 1, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Sarah Palins daughter?
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by financebroskegs on November 1, 2012 at 1:08 pm

i would stay 2 feet right behind that girl the entire night at the bar, i dont care how much cream is in that pie, I would stick my raw dick in there and fill er' up again, then I'd want her to meet my parents
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by DudeManBro on November 1, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Cumception
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by wedgebuster on November 1, 2012 at 1:19 pm

According to your caption, that may be your daughter.
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by pawts on November 1, 2012 at 1:20 pm

what?... no costume??!
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by hardwhite on November 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

I would definitely dispose of my cum inside her
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by patay317 on November 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

financebroskegs wins the contest.
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by spghost on November 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

whole new meaning to the phrase money shot
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by 3pink2stink on November 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Hog Garage.
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by dwyanewadesherpes on November 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Jack-off in the box?
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by frattylight on November 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

This chick is definitely 100% a pledge of a sorority and they made her do this... still hilarious though
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by herbie versmells on November 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

why is she holding two packets of ketchup?
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by metaldude on November 5, 2012 at 11:42 am

redundant
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