Daily Mail – The elite University of California, Berkeley has seen a blow to its uber-serious reputation with a controversial article from a student boasting about her marathon campus sex sessions.  Nadia Cho’s detailed account was part of her weekly column in The Daily Californian, Berkeley’s independent, student-run newspaper.  Cho writes that she and an unnamed male student started their romp in Berkeley’s library, Main Stacks, the day before Thanksgiving, when the campus was  ‘marvellously empty’.

But other students were in the library studying while the two performed and more than one student walked by them in mid-act, Cho writes.  She and her partner then moved into one of Berkeley’s classrooms, as she graphically describes.  ‘Sex isn’t always about c****** and having orgasms. Sometimes it’s for s**** and giggles,’ she writes.  ‘Having expectations and goals can ruin the fun of it. Besides, it’s probably not a good idea to ejaculate in public places – just saying. Keep this in mind should you ever attempt sex on campus.’

 

Can’t stop laughing at that first line.  Is that for real?  Is this the Onion?  ”The elite Berkeley has taken a blow to it’s uber-serious reputation.”  Umm because a college girl enjoys having sex?  Who will ever enroll at Cal again with an 18-22 year old chick on the loose having sex with boys!   We’re ruined!   God forbid she talk about feeling sexually empowered and actually having fun.   That’s so un-feminist.

By nature I automatically side with this chick and am Team Cho 1000% but what’s up with some of that advice?  Sex isn’t always about cumming and orgasms and you should have sex in public but not ejaculate?   What’s the deal with that?  Telling people to fuck in public but saying they shouldn’t cum is like teaching someone how to bake a cake but saying they shouldn’t eat it afterwards.  What’s the point? I don’t care if I’m banging in the library, I’m finishing shit up.  I’ll rock doggy style in the stacks then bust right all over Dante’s Inferno for all I care.  Doesn’t matter to me that some freshman won’t be able to finish his report because pages 80-96 are stuck together, I am not walking across the quad back and forth with blue balls all day.  Come on Nadia, let’s get our sex priorities straight and together we can take over the world of college sex.