The SunBRITAIN’S unluckiest punter missed out on a whopping £63.8million EuroMillions jackpot last night as time ran out to claim their prize.  The sum is the biggest unclaimed lottery win in UK history and will now be given to charity.  A mystery ticketholder matched the winning numbers for a EuroMillions draw in June.  Lottery chiefs revealed the ticket was bought in the Stevenage and Hitchin area of Hertfordshire. They then launched a huge ad campaign to find the winner.But the punter missed last night’s 11pm deadline — and Britain’s sixth largest lottery win.  The cash will now be handed to the National Lottery Good Causes Committee.

 

Literally praying that this person is dead already.  That they didn’t cash in their lotto ticket because they’re six feet underground.   Because buying a lotto ticket, forgetting about it, having it win $100 mil, then figuring it out later after time expired and it was all donated to charity is hands down, without a doubt the worst feeling a human being could experience.  Wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.  Would rather get tortured for 4 months straight by Jack Bauer than figure out I missed out on 100 million dollars because I was forgetful and lazy.    I mean this would have to be the #1 most justified reason for suicide of all time.  Ever.  Only possible reason I could think of for remaining alive after this is using it as a pickup line and telling chicks at the bar that you donated 63.8 million pounds to charity out of the goodness of your heart.  Getting laid 4 times a night might, MIGHT take the edge off losing a fortune, but don’t count on it.