Rio – A couple was caught having sex on a crowded beach in the Oyster River on Saturday of Carnival. Regardless of the presence of onlookers on the sands, the two follow the act to the end.  A netizen filmed intimacy and posted the video on Youtube. In the pictures you can see elderly and children swimming close to the couple during the act, to the sound of marching “Dungarees”. Puzzled, one of the bathers exclaims: “Come on, folks! Call the police.”

 

Are these two vacationers or native Brazilians?  Big difference there.  I mean if you’re Brazilian, from Brazil, and just heading down to the beach and slamming your girlfriend in the surf next to a 4 year old and her elderly grandmother…that’s kind of rude.  Act like you’ve been in Brazil before.  But if these are two vacationers all bets are off.  Anything goes when you’re vacationing.  Just live it up.  Plus everyone knows vacation sex is the best.  So if the mood strikes, she’s wet, you’re rock hard, the tropical sun is gently shining on your faces, the rhytmic waves are lapping on your naked bodies…throw it in her and hit that shit standing missionary for all the world to see.  Don’t worry about those toddlers, they gotta learn about sex some day.  Just make sure to warn them about the health effects of getting railed underwater.