Business Insider - On Sunday afternoon, a ten-year-old boy in West Philadelphia allegedly stole a van after its owner left the keys in while unloading furniture. The joy ride was a brief one: The boy made it less than a block before crashing into five parked cars, NBC News reported.
Just doin some hoodrat stuff. Love it. It’s fun. Fun to do bad things and drive into a car. Sucks for this bro that that gigantic string bean black dude showed up to play good samaritan and make like a citizen’s arrest on the street too. Little dude could have bolted straight home and blamed this on literally any Asian, female, or female Asian in the state of Pennsylvania and nobody would have doubted it.