Big whoop bro. You can do a few pushups. Everyone look at you, what a superstar. Well let me ask you this finger pushup weirdo. How many of these do you have in your drawer?
Because I have like a thousand. Just a little award telling me how awesome and athletic I am from the President of the United States. Ever heard of him? You probably have a box tucked away in your attic somewhere stuffed with the red ones they gave all the runner up pussies for participation. Had to hide the shame so you came up with some stupid gimmick like pushups on one mangled steroid finger. Fuck out of my face with this.