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Fran Tarkenton Rips AJ McCarron’s Skull Open And Shits Down It…Tells Him To “Shut Up And Praise Saban For The Rest Of His Life”
Oct 99:30AM EST

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LBS - AJ McCarron made some comments earlier this week about Alabama’s loss to Ole Miss that some have interpretted as disrespectful toward Nick Saban. In short, McCarron speculated that Saban may have put “handcuffs” on offensive coordinator Lane Kiffin during the Ole Miss game. He also said he believes the Tide lack a player who is enough of a leader to settle the team down during games.

To say that former NFL and Georgia quarterback Fran Tarkenton disagrees with McCarron would be a massive understatement. Here’s what Tarkenton had to say during an appearance on WJOX-FM’s “The Opening Drive” in Birmingham Wednesday.

“Oh gosh, it’s AJ McCarron,” Tarkenton said. “Did he go to class? Did he make the league or not? He needs to be quiet. He was so fortunate to play in that program. He’s an average quarterback at best. He played fine, but he couldn’t have played anywhere else but Alabama.

“To make a comment like that is just disrespectful. He should keep his mouth shut and praise Saban and Alabama for the rest of his life.”



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Hey McCarron.  You just got Tarkenton’ed son!  Seriously I couldn’t agree with Fran more, and I’m a big AJ guy.  Always respected what he did at Bama.  Never thought he got enough credit for the way he ran that team.  Always seemed like a nice guy off the field (despite the douchiest of all douche tattoos) who did a lot for the community.  And of course respected the hell out of the wife he pulled down.   Gave him a lot of love on the blog.   But AJ, let’s be honest with each other man.   You’re nothing without Saban.  You certainly wouldn’t be wearing that Bengals jersey right now if it weren’t for the coaching Saban gave you and the team he put around you and the cache he brought to you.  Yes you were talented but you definitely aren’t the “AJ McCarron” you are today without everything Nick Saban did for you.  I’d remember that.  Am I saying you need to spend the rest of your life on your knees bowing down to him kissing his feet?  Yes that’s exactly what I’m saying.  I am 100% saying just that.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Shelby from ASU
Oct 99:00AM EST

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Introducing Shelby from ASU.  Everybody say hi Shelby.



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Barstool U Hump Day Smokeshow – Kayla from USF
Oct 85:30PM EST

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Re-introducing Kayla from South Florida.  Posted Kayla back in August but I think it got lost in the mix.   Didn’t get NEARLY the love she deserved for being one of our hottest smokes ever in my opinion.   So time to re-feature with all new Instagram pictures from the past month.  Worth it.



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Dabo Swinney Dancing To “Happy” Because Apparently It’s Early 2014 All Over Again
Oct 85:15PM EST




Classic Dabo.   Dancing to Happy like it’s March 2014 all over again.    Might as well do the Macarena at this point.

This Brothel Menu From 1912 Just Destroyed Whatever Lazy Things Hookers These Days Are Doing
Oct 84:50PM EST


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This image, allegedly from a London brothel circa 1912, began going viral this week and with good reason. Mrs. F.A. Tasse may have have been taking countless loads of polio on the face but the lady knows how to put together one hell of an escort menu. Seriously compare the one above from her reputable joint that trafficked in some good ol’ fashioned finger fucking with juice to this one from the Bunny Ranch, the US’s most well-known legal brothel in Nevada.


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Not only am I more intrigued by the offerings in the 1912 menu, it’s honestly just way better written. “Fucking the breast, with tits tight” is legitimately the best prose I’ve seen in at least a few months. I’m not sure if I’m paying for sex or reading Dickens with theirs. Meanwhile on the Bunny Ranch menu no one’s offering to blow in my ass “new style,” they’re just suggesting we have “Love at the Y” (which I assume means paying to go down on a chick, pass) or a “Pamper Party” which, if my knowledge of that old HBO Cathouse reality show is correct, would require me dressing up and be treated like a baby. I’d much rather have some chick with a cockney accent do some free back scuttling while making sure to “stay out of the poop hole” any day of the week. That’s service with a smile.



Aggressive senior discount with guys over 45 getting a good ass-fucking for $1.00. Beats the shit out of the early bird at Cracker Barrel, that’s for sure.

Album: Broods – Evergreen
Oct 84:10PM EST


Broods always hits the spot and the New Zealand duo continues to make it rain electro-pop smashes in their debut album “Evergreen.” BTW “Bridges” over everythannnggg.

Click for the rest of BROODS’ “Evergreen”

It Might Be Physically Impossible To Find A Hotter Sorority Than University Of Florida Alpha Omicron Pi
Oct 83:30PM EST








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Want to see your sorority repped on the Stool?  Send Tumblrs and Instagrams to and we’ll feature it some point during the week.














































Ole Miss Fans Raise $75K In 4 Hours To Pay SEC Fines For Rushing The Field And Stealing The Goalposts
Oct 83:00PM EST



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Ignite Ole Miss 


If you’ve found this page, we hope that means you were there in Vaught-Hemingway Stadium on Saturday to watch the Rebels’ comeback win over #1 Alabama. As you probably know, our fine for rushing the field was $50,000 and the cost to replace the goalposts is close to $24,000. We will gladly pay these expenses, but countless fans from Rebel Nation have asked about how they could contribute, so we’ve set up this page to do just that. By donating, you’re forever contributing to solidifying the memories that were made inside the stadium that October afternoon. Help us reach our goals of funding the goalposts and fine. Hotty Toddy!


$11,000 – Goalpost #1 – COMPLETE

$11,000 – Goalpost #2 – COMPLETE

$50,000 – Conference Fine – COMPLETE

$3,000 – Miscellaneous stadium repairs – COMPLETE

$75,000 Total





I guess this is what the GameDay producer was talking about when he said Ole Miss had the most passionate hardcore fans in the country.  4 hours to raise $75K, completely voluntarily I might add.   How many fans do you know will rush the field after a huge win, cause absolute mayhem, then wake up and pay their own fines?   And we’re not just talking about a bunch of chump change donations here either.  10 $1K donations and 70 $500 donations.   And they’re not even done, last time I checked it was pushing $100K with 21 days left on the fundraising.   The Week of Ole Miss rolls on,  Hotty Toddy indeed.





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Clemson Football Manager Flat Out Crushes The Locker Room Celebration After Beating NC State
Oct 82:30PM EST



R/CFB - David Saville’s Postgame Dance after NC State game — David is a football manager at Clemson and a member of the ClemsonLife program that helps special needs adults transition to independent lives.




I thought the Georgia Tech Chaplain pre-game speech was the best thing we were going to see from a college football locker room today.  Think I might have been wrong.







NuNu The Alabama Fan Quits The Tide Because The Dynasty Is Over
Oct 82:10PM EST



Well there you have it.  Maybe you thought the Alabama dynasty was over after the Iron Bowl.  Maybe you thought it was over when they lost 3 straight games to ranked opponents.  Maybe you thought it was over when AJ McCarron started publicly criticizing Nick Saban.  But when NuNu declares, on the day of Monday no less, that she’s officially denouncing the team and moving on to Mississippi State, that’s when you know shit has reached threat level midnight in Tuscaloosa.   Roll Tide Go Dogs bitches.



PS – Need Phyllis from Mulga to call this bitch up and slap her into shape.  BAMA’S COMIN BACK!  BAMA HAS NOT LOST!  BAMA’S DYNASTY HAS JUST BEGUN, KISS MY BUTT, ROLL TIDE!