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University of Alabama Condemns Sorority For Sending (Possibly Photoshopped) “Got No Niggas!” Snapchat
Aug 1910:45AM EST

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 Jezebel  - As new members of University of Alabama’s sororities celebrated their newfound adoption into their sisterhoods this weekend, one member of the Chi Omega sorority chose to express her excitement through a Snapchat of her smiling face and the faces of two friends, subtitled with the brag “Chi O got NO niggas!!!!! [Emoji Red Heart, Emoji Yellow Heart, Emoji of a Girl Crossing Her Arms, Emoji of a Girl with Her Arms Over Her Head].”

Update: After an update was posted to a Total Frat Move post calling the Snapchat’s validity into question, the site took the entire post down.

The Snap had been circulating on social media before being reported on by the school paper The Crimson White and on Total Frat Move with the faces of the girls in the photo underneath the text blurred out.

Not only is the image offensive, it is apparently inaccurate. Recruitment at UofA just concluded and all Panhellenic sororities offered bids to black women, with two black women pledging Chi Omega. “21 black women and 169 women who identified as members of other racial minorities ran alongside their new sisters on Bid Day, each clutching an invitation to join a Panhellenic sorority at The University of Alabama,” reported the Crimson White this weekend.


Reader Email (Letter from President)


A Message from the President

As many of you already know, one of our students posted a photo on Snap Chat on Saturday afternoon that included particularly offensive racial language. I immediately asked the Office of Student Conduct to conduct a full investigation and was assured by the national Chi Omega headquarters that they had already begun an investigation of their own. There will be appropriate University consequences once our investigation is completed. These consequences will be in addition to any sanctions Chi Omega’s national officers decide to impose.

We are all extremely disappointed when any student uses language that is disrespectful or offensive to any segment of the UA community. We are especially sad that this incident occurred on a day that was an exciting and happy one for the young women who participated in fall recruitment.

Behavior, actions and choices that disparage other students are particularly reprehensible and do not represent the values or meet the expectations of our University community. UA and the members of our Panhellenic sororities took great strides forward on bid day by pledging a diverse group of young women that included 21 African American members. The results of bid day and the dedication of hundreds of students, employees and alumni who worked extremely hard this past year to achieve the important and significant milestones UA reached on bid day cannot and should not be dismissed or minimized.

I want to assure you that The University of Alabama will not allow this incident to interrupt our progress. We will continue to work diligently and with a renewed commitment to make sure that UA is a welcoming and inclusive campus every day of the week.

Judy Bonner




Ok so I’ve been trying to keep up with this story since last night, had to revise the blog like 4 separate times with all the developments.  First this Snapchat goes viral of Alabama sorority girls celebrating getting “no niggas” during rush.  We’ve seen the articles and the stories and the 50,000 word essays about the inherent racism  in the Alabama sorority system so it really wasn’t shocking to everyone.  The President was sending school wide emails condemning the girls and the sorority, the internet was blowing up, everyone going nuts.  Then Total Frat Move posts a retraction saying it’s a clear photoshop and fake and apologized while pulling the entire post down, as every other site starts adding updates about how it’s not real.  But then today I wake up and the girls are expelled from their sorority?  What the fuck?  Can somebody make up their mind?  I mean just looking closely at the thing seems totally Photoshopped.



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I mean look at the Gs.  Don’t need to be Millmore to see those don’t match up.  Plus this sorority actually gave bids to 2 black girls so it doesn’t even make sense factually?


Oh and apparently the original snap said “ninjas” which in Greek speak means girls who get stuck in sororities that don’t really want them.


Another user told Total Sorority Move the offending image had been Photoshopped.

‘Whoever edited the image took the “g” from “got” and moved it into the “nj” in “ninjas” (the story update actually makes perfect sense),’ the user said. ‘If you zoom in and check the kerning of the letters then you can see that the first ‘g’ in “n*****” was stretched the make up for the wide empty space where the “n” used to be and that the second “g” was kept at the original dimensions.’

That user also wrote ‘I sympathize with the girl because it seems someone saw an opportunity to be malicious and acted upon it.’

‘These so-called “ninjas” are, after how alabama rush works, a sorority gets stuck with girl that weren’t their top picks. The reason these dumb, non proofreading chi o’s were so happy was that they got a “perfect pledge class” this rush season. Now, don’t get me wrong, being a part of the alabama greek system there is a tradition of racism, but it stems from alumni in sororities not usually the actives.’  (Daily Mail)




I don’t know, all I know is that Alabama Greek Life has enough completely true and valid race issues to deal with, don’t need to be throwing possibly computer generated outrage into the mix.

The Moment Johnny Football Found Out That Twitter Was Blowing Up About Him Flipping The Bird
Aug 1910:05AM EST



Really not planning on harping on this or blowing it out of proportion or making T-shirts about MiddleFingerGate (I can’t promise we aren’t making t-shirts) but this was just too funny.  The exact moment Johnny Manziel finds out he fucked around and blew up Twitter again.   Such a perfect reaction.



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Would love to hear exactly what the PR guy said here too.  Yeahhh Johnny…that middle finger….30 million retweets.  Oh and a fuckload of Favorites.  Got like 350K loops on my personal Vine account too so thanks for that, don’t worry though, I won’t tell Coach.





PS – NFL taking a trip to ClickBait City:



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Jerry Jones’ Son Had To Physically Rip The Johnny Manziel Draft Card Out Of His Hand On Draft Day
Aug 199:30AM EST

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Dallas News - A source in the Dallas Cowboys’ draft room last May disputes a report in Jim Dent’s latest book that claims owner/general manager Jerry Jones couldn’t resist drafting Johnny Manziel, prompting his son Stephen to block the move.

In the book, “Manziel Mania,” Dent relays a story that Stephen Jones, the team’s executive vice president, “snatched the Manziel card straight out of his (Jerry Jones’) hand.”

“I could just see Jones grabbing Manziel with the 16th choice of the first round,” Dent writes. “I wrote a book about Jerry Jones in 1995 titled ‘King of the Cowboys.’ I know the Boss Hog. I knew that Jones’ hands were shaking when the Cowboys went on the clock with Manziel still on the board. I could envision Jones scribbling the name of Johnny Manziel on the draft card. Indeed, all of these things happened.

“As it turned out, Cowboys vice president Stephen Jones had snatched the Manziel card straight out of his dad’s hand. Otherwise, Jerry would have drafted him and JFF would have sat for at least three years behind Tony Romo.”



Such a classic Jerry Jones story.  Oh we have Tony Romo?  That guy I’ve put all my weight behind and have been hyping up for a decade now and who I keep saying is an elite quarterback?  You’re right, maybe I should surround him with talented pieces to build a complete team that could actually go better than .500.  Like some linemen or an improved defense.  OR I could take Johnny Football motherfuckers!  Jersey sales, asses in the seats, scrambling from hash to hash making headlines on Sportscenter, nonstop electricity, cha chinggggg.  Stephen probably had to put the guy in a damn sleeper hold until his body went limp right there in the draft room then handwrite Zack Martin on the back of a pizza box and sprint it over.



Anyway speaking of Johnny, how about the Browns coach whining about the middle finger last night?  Seriously what is wrong with these people?



“It does not sit well,” Pettine said of the rookie’s loss of composure after the Browns’ 24-23 loss at FedEx Field. “I was informed right after the game. And it’s disappointing to me because we talk about being poised, being focused. You have to be able to maintain your poise. … That’s a big part of all football players, especially your quarterback. “And it’s something we’ll obviously address with him.”  (USA Today


A middle finger.  A sign made by 12 year olds and middle aged women in traffic jams.  Bro you’re an NFL coach right.  Do you actually pay attention to what’s going on on the field?  The kind of stuff all the players are saying and what they’re doing at the bottom of dogpiles?  I would care a little less about harmless gestures and more about the actual results on the field, but what do I know, I’m not a professional coach completely mismanaging a quarterback situation.



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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – McKenna from Loyola Marymount
Aug 199:00AM EST



Introducing McKenna from Loyola Marymount.

Braxton Miller Hurt, Possibly Out For Season
Aug 1810:20PM EST


The exact nature of the injury thus far is unknown, but what is known is that Braxton Miller re-injured his right shoulder (he throws right) today in practice and had to leave. His season is in jeopardy according to every report. While I absolutely hate Ohio State, Braxton Miller, Urban Meyer, and everything connected to that program, obviously no one ever roots for injuries and a kid losing his chance to make a National Championship run his Senior season is nothing for anyone to smile about. I’m sure my colleagues who also root for Big 10 teams feel the same way.


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Sportsbook pulled down the odds for who will win the Big 10, as has Bovada. So now the big question is IF Braxton is out for the year (big if), who is the favorites to win the Big 10? My immeadiate reaction on twitter was that Ohio State should still be the favorites in the conference, but having given it a few minutes more of thought, my money would probably be on a Michigan State-Wisconsin B1G Championship (and it is, I took Wisconsin to win the conference at 6/1 a few weeks ago) given that Urban Meyer tends to thrive with quarterbacks he develops and builds an offense around over a long period of time (Alex Smith, Tebow) and how close to the season this injury happened. If this injury happened in say the Orange Bowl against Clemson last year and the Buckeyes had a whole offseason to prepare for it, I may change my tune. But I guess we’ll have to wait for tomorrow to see the full extent of the injury to see how the chips fall.

PS: Johnny Manziel doesn’t look very good right now, Braxton is hurt. Someone better check on Lebron STAT before everyone in Ohio just loses hope and the whole state goes  up in flames. Oh well, at least the Blue Jackets look like they can be good if Cam Atkinson keeps progressing!

Music Video: Taylor Swift – Shake It Off
Aug 189:00PM EST

T Swift’s all like “Hi haterz” in her new single “Shake It Off.” Definitely expect to see this one chilling at the front of our Top 40 charts for a long while.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Erin from Arizona State
Aug 185:40PM EST



Introducing Erin from Arizona State.  Hello!  Maybe Monday’s aren’t so bad after all.

Iggy Azalea’s Ice Bucket Challenge Is An Invite To Childbearing Hips City
Aug 185:00PM EST



I’m a big time Iggy Azalea guy. She has the street cred of Jaime Kennedy in Malibu’s Most Wanted, her penchant for saying her name in every song is completely forced and annoying as shit, and her face looks a little Downsy sometimes but dat ass on that tiny body gets me every time.


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So yes, I’m willing to post just ONE more Ice Bucket Challenge video if it includes her showing off the kind of hips that’d turn a hula hoop into one of those waist belts fat girls wear to look less porky. She can talk like a foreigner who learned how to speak English by listening to Hot 97 as much as she wants with that body. When someone slips one past the goalie on her, kids are going to fly out of there like a defective log flume at Action Park.



How about this guy being in Team Azalea, though? Just heavy breathing, scoping out her giant ass and having a ball in a Hawaiian shirt. I’d like to know more about his life.



Barstool Beats App Available for iOS Now
Aug 184:30PM EST

480x480 Skinny Beats


So about a year after our official launch, Barstool Beats is finally in the app game.  I worked on this shit for a long time, and I’m going to be honest, it’s pretty damn amazing.  You get all the songs and playlists we’ve ever put on Beats in the palm of your hand for unlimited, ad-free streaming.  Literally everything you could ever ask for in a music app.

As per usual, you’re welcome, and for serious, thank you.

Click here to download Barstool Beats for iOS







Click here to download Barstool Beats for iOS

September 12th Barstool Blackout Returns To Lupo’s In Providence!!!!!
Aug 184:10PM EST

URI, Providence, Bryant, JWU, Brown, ALL of Rhode Island! The Blackout is returning get ready to Black the Fuck Out!!!






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Every single time we go back to Providence we are never disappointed. The girls are absolute Smokes and they love to party and the rest of Lupos gets absolutely insane. We have our Blackout DJ Dante who is going to drop some insane tracks and tear the roof off of Lupo’s. Providence its your time to fucking shine. Let’s see what you’ve got! Tickets are on sale now!


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