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Johnny Being Johnny

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Jun 711:41AM EST

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Fuckin’ Football!    Probably just got off of 3 hours of workouts and 7 hours of studying the playbook.   Name a better way to kick back and relax than slugging a bottle of bubbly while floating in a gigantic inflatable swan.

Chris Brown Celebrates Getting Out Of Jail With Porn Star Party Featuring Alexis Texas and Bonnie Rotten

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Jun 711:19AM EST

 

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Daily Mail - Almost immediately upon his release from prison, Chris Brown made sure to celebrate with his closest friends… and a bevy of porn stars.

The 25-year-old’s ‘out of jail party’ was thrown by his on-off girlfriend Karrueche Tran on Thursday in Beverly Hills, and some of adult entertainment’s biggest stars were strong in attendance.

Porn celebrity Bonnie Rotten shared a snap on Instagram of herself and fellow flesh stars Alexis Texas, Alektra Blue and Sarah Jessie posing with their derrières directed at the camera as they wore skimpy bikini bottoms.

 

 

 

Beat women + knock their teeth through their lip + break their cheek bones +  be a complete douche in every aspect of life + be an unapologetic, defiant prick + Break every law possible.

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Get community service/reduced jail sentences for every single offense then head home to find out your hot ass girlfriend threw you a pool party with porn stars who probably all had one gigantic porn ass orgy.

 

The world is just the most unfair place ever.

 

 

PS – Sweet outfit fuckhead

 

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Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Katy from Boulder

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Jun 65:40PM EST

 

Introducing Katy from Boulder.  I need a break from my computer before I pass out.  See everyone later.

 

 

Best New Music Of The Week From Drake, Lana Del Rey, G-Unit, Lemaitre, Hardwell + More

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Jun 65:00PM EST

Best Of The Week

The stars came out to play this week, with new moosic dropping from the likes of Drake, Lana Del Rey, 50 Cent and G-Unit, Hardwell, Porter Robinson, and a bunch more of the best artists on the planet.

Stream the best new music of the week

 

Stream the best new music of the week

The Viceroy #SmokeShowOfTheDay Contest Is Live. Vote Now!

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FSU Kappa Delta Annihilating Your Friday

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Jun 64:00PM EST

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FSU Kappa Delta 

 

 

Want to see your sorority repped on the Stool?  Send Tumblrs and Instagrams to tips@barstoolu.com and we’ll feature it some point during the week. 

 

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Smoke Patrol Activated For The Spank Prank Video Girl Andrea from Santa Barbara

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Jun 63:32PM EST

 

Smokebomb Spank Prank 

 

 

Smoke patrol asked and answered, thank you very much, my work is done.

 

 

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The Bro and His Model Girlfriend Who Stole Miley Cyrus’s $100,000 Maserati

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Jun 63:00PM EST

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TMZ  - The 2 suspected burglars who jacked Miley Cyrus’ Maserati and her jewelry are as good looking as Bonnie and Clyde and — just like the legendary robbers — they’re a couple.

19-year-old Tylor Scott and 21-year-old Naomi Charles were arrested Thursday for the break-in at Miley’s over the weekend.

Tylor may be the instigator, because — according to police records — he’s currently facing burglary charges in Arizona, and it appears the crime is car theft.

Naomi is a vegan fitness model who lives in L.A.

 

 

 

Relationships can get boring.  Only so many times you can fire up a romcom on Netflix or go to the wine bar down the block.  Sometimes you just got to spice shit up and I for one can’t think of a better way of doing that than stealing Miley Cyrus’s $100K Maserati.   Quick little snatch and grab, park it around the block and fuck in the backseat, boom, you’re looking at like a whole year of guaranteed happiness.  Well worth the brief jail stint.  And the publicity?   Something tells me a vegan fitness model and a…professional douche?…are looking for all the publicity they can get.  Mission accomplished!

FSU Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Lanie vs. Taylor

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Jun 62:30PM EST

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Lanie

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Taylor

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1 for Lanie…5 for Taylor

 

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F*CKNG FOAM Is Coming Back To Atlantic City July 12th Bigger And Better Than Ever

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Jun 61:51PM EST

If you haven’t witnessed a Blackout Foam party here is your chance

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We’re bringing F*CKNG FOAM back to Atlantic City and as you can see it has been quite crazy in the past. This time we’re reaching for the stars, making this our biggest foam party that we have ever done, EVER. This is going to be our ONLY summer event, so if you want to come out and party with us this is your opportunity. So Atlantic City, July 12th, F*CKNG FOAM. We’re taking over. Tickets are on sale now.

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