March 2, 2015 - March 8, 2015
YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Man I miss that song already.
Honestly would have guessed way more than 45, but I’m almost pretty sure that song is burned so far into my subconscious that I just hear it on a constant loop even when I’m sitting in complete silence. Just wake up in the middle of the night murmuring “Some legends are toldddddd….”
Oh and blowing-my-brains-out-if-I-hear-Centuries-again not withstanding, I’m a huge Fall Out Boy guy. My top 5 off the top of my head -
5) Fourth of July off the new album, only been on my iTunes for a week and it’s already on the top 5, it’s that good
4) Grand Theft Autumn
3) Alone Together
2) Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
1) Sugar We’re Goin Down, I’m a sucker for the classics
RL Grime broke soundcloud a couple months back with his Big Sean collaboration “Kingpin,” and now that song and 5 others have found their final resting place in the form of his new album, VOID. Grab the project on iTunes now.
BF – Reddit user MeggoEgggo1 uploaded this photo over the weekend with the caption: “A nontraditional baby announcement for a nontraditional family.”
She also noted: “My wife dated men before me so she always thought she’d be pregnant. I wanted nothing to do with it. So it worked out.”
It’s sort of hard to keep track of all the politically correct stuff with gender identity/sexuality these days. Transgender, LGBT, cisgender, transsexual…I feel like they deliberately make it hard just to screw with all of us so we’re always wrong and offending them. So that’s why I love these two chicks just coming out swinging with a creative joke at their own expense when announcing the birth of their kid. There might be like 10 funny lesbians on Earth who don’t take themselves seriously so these chicks about to raise a son who spends way too much time hearing about what an icon Ellen DeGeneres is deserve a standing ovation and then some. Couple that with the vaguely smokish stoner chic look the non-fetus carrying one has going and these are my favorite lesbians since WeLiveTogether.
Also big fan of the subtle insecurity the full-on lesbian chick has in the quote above because her girl’s taken dicks in the past. Men may not have any sway over women with our looks, showing skin to get attention, or batting eyelashes but once a girl’s had a taste of that pipe, she’s probably craving it forever. I bet every time they break out the plastic dongs that she enjoys it and loves her wife but is secretly wishing the dildo would blow a load on her stomach, roll over and play Crossy Road for a minute before immediately falling asleep. Real dick life nostalgia all over the place.
CBS News – A group of practical jokers thought a prank against LAPD officers was simple, harmless fun, but the department is not laughing, CBS Los Angeles reports.
The prank, which has gone viral online, shows officers approaching several men in an SUV. As officers ask questions, two of the men respond with nervous, awkward answers. When the driver is asked to step out of the the vehicle, one of the pranksters in the back seat pretends to panic, and yells, “I can’t do this! We have a bunch of coke in the back! I’m sorry!”
The officers proceed to begin arresting the men, and they start investigating the vehicle.
However, when it turns out the pranksters are carrying dozens of Coca-Cola cans, covered by a blanket in the back of the vehicle, it was clear that the officers were the subjects of a gimmick.
The video was made for the group’s company Nelk Filmz, through which they regularly post pranks online.
“We’re always trying to take things to the next level, we never want to do stuff that’s been done,” Forgeard said. “We pride ourselves on originality, so we took it to the next level.”
This was the first time the group involved police in a prank, and if the LAPD has anything to say about it, it will be their last as well.
“(The officers are) not able to respond to calls that may come out where there’s an actual need for police resources,” LAPD Sgt. Michael Fox said.
Lol, coke, do you get it, Coca Cola, but you’re supposed to think it’s cocaine which is highly illegal, so so funny.
Meanwhile down the street a murder just took place that will remain a cold case for 25 years and never be solved because no cops were around to investigate because they were busy dealing with a couple fucking losers trying to get Youtube hits on another prank video.
Should have left those cuffs on and booked the shit out of them.
PS – This is really the only way I like to see my prank videos end by the way.
You smug sandbagging son of a bitch, Cal. Great reaction in regards to Dicky V’s critiquing the platoon. One of those classic situations where you’ll be busting balls with your buddies and then somebody inevitably takes it way too far and it escalates to them throwing out daggers about your personal life and professional failures. Basically Dicky V is Spider and Coach Cal is Tommy.
Also, John, are you familiar with the old saying that people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones?
I guess its tough to build a winning team when all the players have enough money to buy their own hookers. But in the meantime, I say we leave the college basketball coaching to Calipari:
And the pipe laying to Dicky V:
I’m not a big “Sportsmanship” guy per say, but I think Instagramming some shit talk about the team you just demolished in the national championship before their body is even cold yet is in a little bit of poor taste. Like you just won it all bro, go celebrate, go party. Don’t spend 20 minutes in Pic Stitch making collages then adding a saturated Valencia filter to some social media trash talk. It’s not a good look.
What is a good look? That hair.
That hair is a good look.
PS – Bosa if you insist on trolling still though you have my permission to use this Vine me and Millmore made.
Longer version if you have the time:
I don’t know much about the TV biz but I do know this. Any time you get out-debated on your own talk show about a societal issue by a guy named “2 Chainz” with lyrics such as “My wrist deserve a shout out, ‘I’m like what up wrist?’ My stove deserve a shout out, ‘I’m like what up stove?’”… It’s time to hang em up. Pretty sure it’s in the handbook. Chapter 5 Subsection C Item VI: when less educated than the guy who says “Known to act a donkey on the camel-toe, then take the camel-toe and turn it into casserole,” fire yourself and go die. Not me talking Nancy, it’s the rules. Here’s to hoping a pretty little white girl goes missing this morning so you can shift your attention back to what you do best, create hysteria and feed off tragedy.
PS – Nancy Grace is a troll right? I don’t mean professionally, I know all about her on TV and have seen her in action. I mean literally, she lives under a bridge in a fort made of rocks?