Week 2 is in the book, time to run it down. Quick editor’s note, we’re going back to the old formatting of just dumping everything in here randomly, that shit last week took way too long and broke way too many computers. So without further ado here is everything worth seeing from Week 2 in college football, the highlights and more importantly the lowest of the lowlights.
This week’s edition co – sponsored by Brock “Chill Motherfucking Bro” Hekking and BC Bro Who Ran On Field And Nobody Cared So He Just Made Himself the Waterboy, my two favorite people of the weekend.
Also, something to remember, absolutely no Barstool or Viva signs because they’re inappropriate. Please stick with pictures of a guy who tells you to fuck girls right in their pussies.
Christian Hackenberg sums up pretty much everyone at their job on a Monday morning…I don’t know what the fuck we’re doing here!
Oklahoma’s Julian Wilson should be arrested for this one, that hit + the celebration is just a straight up fatality.
Pat Haden runs on the field to complain to the refs for being mean to Coach Sark, promptly exited in the Wahmbulance.
The Central Michigan punter died trying to make a tackle, kind of sad, RIP
This Buckeye fan sums up the Ohio State season thus far.
Live look-in at Urban Meyer postgame, and probably still right now actually
Meanwhile in Blacksburg.
(This just in: Michigan still has not scored yet.)
Sweet jerseys and chest hair O’s, that’s what Oregon does, oh and they destroy people with their disgusting offense.
We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.
Western Illinois kicks off their game with Wisconsin the best way possible. Wait I meant to say, they fucked up the opening kickoff so bad and it was incredibly embarrassing then they got their asses whooped.
Ameer Abdullah hit every button on the controller in Madden and gave Nebraska the win.
Even when Florida’s winning lately they can’t even do it in style.
Yeah you’d shit yourself too.
Classic Head Ball Coach and his visor, the struggle is real.
Got table topped once in high school, bruised my tailbone and missed 2 basketball games, fucking bullies man.
Hey man really nice catch.
Hey man you too.
Barry Sanders most likely taking after his old man after this one, no smiles.
What day is it? Giraffe.
BYU Bitches!! (Wait are we allowed to curse?)