Happy Monday, time to kick the week off with everybody’s favorite feature, the Barstool College Football Roundup. Hope everybody is as hyped up about it as Lou Holtz.
Bad news, after last week AKA the best week in college football history, this one was kind of a letdown. Yeah Saban is pissed about that too.
Whatever, we’ll make the most of it. Still plenty of highlights. And lowlights like Paul Finebaum trying to gator chomp.
More pesky little rape issues and on campus hearing? Whatever, blocking out the h8ers. Shmoney time!
Full on assault in the LSU game, somebody should be arrested for this.
Texas season summed up in one high five celebrating something they actually did well:
Auburn had a rough day but not as rough as their assistant coach trying to call a timeout
Baylor/TCU was the most exciting game of the weekend, if only this camerman who got KTFO by a Bryce Petty pass could remember it.
Travin Dural with one of the catches of the weekend
Jim Mora and his D coordinator had a little bit of a dust up, no big deal though because he ended up squashing it with a sensual grasping of the cheeks
Still not sure if they softly made out as soon as the cameras cut away or not.
Who needs Gurley?
Remember I said Dural has one of the catches of the weekend? Well this was the other one:
Clemson got the win…and rushed the field for some reason…
But the weirdest thing was the 60 year old bro just chillin on the bench.
BAH GAWD! Suplex city.
Wait, another awesome catch.
These 2 need to get a room with Mora and his D Coordinator, just a whole lot of man hugging and expressing of feelings and shit
Quick Robert Kekaula outfit update from the Mountain West: fire flames.
Not sure about modern regulations but back in my day they didn’t let this hair style fly in the army
Love these Texas bros so much. Such a perfect picture to encapsulate a season and a fanbase.
Same thing goes for Arizona.
Javess Blue, awesome name, even awesome-er catch.
Charlie Strong might discipline the shit out of his players but I think he might want to spend like 10 extra minutes at tomorrow’s practice going over what “fair catch” means.
At the end of the day we got a brand new top 10 and a brand new #1. Mississippi State, go nuts.
Oh and a quick reminder for the week: never go full r*tard.