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Vandy Fan Throws His Shirt and Hat On The Field And Storms Out Of The Stadium…2014 Vanderbilt Football In A Nutshell

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Sep 811:30AM EST

 

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Completely forgot to put this in the Roundup.  So many games and GIFs and pictures and videos combined with too many beers (you drink bro? cool guy alert) and some stuff will slip your mind, whatever.  But this was probably my favorite guy from the entire weekend of college football.  At least a three way tie with him and Brock and BC waterboy.   Old timer just fed the fuck up with Vandy football and calling it quits mid-game.   Throwing his shirt and hat right out onto the field in disgust and storming out in nothing but his sneakers and cargos.   That’s a guy who’s had enough of a 3 quarterback offense that generates 3 points.  That’s a guy who knows James Franklin isn’t walking back through that door.  I respect that.

 

 

 

 

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Syracuse Soccer Player Gets Caught On Camera Calling A Black Dude A “F*ggot N*gger”

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Sep 810:50AM EST

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NYDNHanna Strong, a senior at Syracuse University, has been suspended from the women’s soccer team after an undated video surfaced on social media showing her spewing hateful remarks at a peer during a confrontation.

The young woman shown spewing hateful remarks in the video shared to Instagram has been identified as Hanna Strong, a midfield player on the women’s soccer team. Coach Phil Wheddon has suspended the Monson, Mass., native from the team in light of the allegations.

The undated video shows Strong shouting at a black male student who is walking away from their confrontation with his hands up.

“If you touch me, it will be over,” Strong spouts before turning to the person holding the camera. “Are you recording this? You f—-t ass n—-r. It’s bullshit.”

 

 

 

 

Shit Hanna I know I’m a little late and this doesn’t help now but here, let me give you my official tips on how to handle confrontations a little better.

1) Don’t use the word “faggot,” avoid it all costs.

2) Just as importantly, maybe more so, definitely avoid the N word, ESPECIALLY with a hard R at the end, and ESPECIALLY if the person you are fighting with is black.

3) If you see someone pointing their iPhone at you, they are almost certainly not checking their texts or cycling through their contacts.  They’re probably filming you, which means everything you’re about to say will be on Twitter and Instagram in 30 seconds.   This tip probably should have been #1 actually.

 

 

Seriously you’d be hard pressed to find a better combo of words to use if your goal was to be as offensive as possible and get yourself in as much trouble as possible.  Hanna Strong playing the world’s most insensitive game of Mad Libs on the Syracuse street corner.

 

Guy Records 6 Bros Breaking Into A Frat House At Miami Ohio

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Sep 810:10AM EST

 

GreedyPhilanthropist - Guy records 6 guys breaking into a frat house then gets assaulted – Miami, OH

 

 

 

Hey bro.  Worst lookout in lookout history.

 

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Seriously your job description is right there in the name man, not that hard.  Look out.  Not “start chatting it up with the dude holding a camera phone recording your buddies breaking into a house.”   Don’t really see where the confusion came in.

 

 

Got to respect the balls on this kid filming the whole thing and refusing to run away when a jacked up bro and former team member of the Green Monkeys started charging him.   Taking the beating for the good of the video, that’s that viral Youtube life.

 

 

 

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Need to know more backstory here and need to know it ASAP.

Here are the comments from the guy who (says he) filmed it.

 

 

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“I’m 6’1″ 190 and lift a lot”  hardooooooo.

 

 

 

 

 

(backup vid in case first gets pulled) 

Barstool College Football Roundup: Week 2

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Sep 89:37AM EST

Week 2 is in the book, time to run it down.  Quick editor’s note, we’re going back to the old formatting of just dumping everything in here randomly, that shit last week took way too long and broke way too many computers.  So without further ado here is everything worth seeing from Week 2 in college football, the highlights and more importantly the lowest of the lowlights.

This week’s edition co – sponsored by Brock “Chill Motherfucking Bro” Hekking and BC Bro Who Ran On Field And Nobody Cared So He Just Made Himself the Waterboy, my two favorite people of the weekend.

 

 

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Also, something to remember, absolutely no Barstool or Viva signs because they’re inappropriate.  Please stick with pictures of a guy who tells you to fuck girls right in their pussies.

 

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Christian Hackenberg  sums up pretty much everyone at their job on a Monday morning…I don’t know what the fuck we’re doing here!

 

 

Oklahoma’s Julian Wilson  should be arrested for this one, that hit + the celebration is just a straight up fatality.

 

 

 

 

Pat Haden runs on the field to complain to the refs for being mean to Coach Sark, promptly exited in the Wahmbulance.

 

 

 

The Central Michigan punter died trying to make a tackle, kind of sad, RIP

 

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This Buckeye fan sums up the Ohio State season thus far.

 

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Live look-in at Urban Meyer postgame, and probably still right now actually

 

 

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Meanwhile in Blacksburg.

 

 

 

 

 

(This just in:  Michigan still has not scored yet.)

 

 

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Sweet jerseys and chest hair O’s, that’s what Oregon does, oh and they destroy people with their disgusting offense.

 

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We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.

 

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Western Illinois kicks off their game with Wisconsin the best way possible.  Wait I meant to say, they fucked up the opening kickoff so bad and it was incredibly embarrassing then they got their asses whooped.

 

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Ameer Abdullah hit every button on the controller in Madden and gave Nebraska the win.

 

 

 

 

Even when Florida’s winning lately they can’t even do it in style.

 

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Yeah you’d shit yourself too.

 

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Classic Head Ball Coach and his visor, the struggle is real.

 

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Got table topped once in high school, bruised my tailbone and missed 2 basketball games, fucking bullies man.

 

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Hey man really nice catch.

 

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Hey man you too.

 


Barry Sanders most likely taking after his old man after this one, no smiles.

 

 

 

 

What day is it?  Giraffe.

 

 

 

 

BYU Bitches!! (Wait are we allowed to curse?)

 

 

Barstool U Monday Morning Smokeshow – Erin from Louisville

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Sep 89:00AM EST

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Introducing Erin from Louisville.  Now this is how you start a week!

 

 

 

 

 

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Tony Romo’s Already In Midseason Form, Almost Got Dez Bryant Snapped In Half With Horrible Throw

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Sep 75:22PM EST

 

 

Still being attached to your central nervous system is so overrated anyway. Floating ducks that could cripple your star WR paired with multiple INTs, red zone sacks and turnovers are a staple of an effective pro-style offense. That’s why Tony Romo got that $100 million extension, always two steps ahead.

 

 

The fact that FOX isn’t just going picture in picture showing Jerry Jones in the owner’s box is a massive failure in judgment. Assuming he’s already got the strippers for tonight lined up, every moment must just be him dejectedly swirling a whiskey neat, audibly sighing and thinking about the Johnny Football mania that could have been.

 

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(via @MShamburger1)

Bro Runs On The Field In The Middle Of The BC – Pitt Game…Nobody Notices So He Just Stays On The Sidelines Being The Water Boy

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Sep 710:50AM EST

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Reader Email 

 

Guy at BC-Pitt game loses odds; has to jump on field (it was out of 10). He does it but no security notices or tries to stop him so he decides to start watching the game from the sideline, makes small talk with the personell and a dimepiece espn reporter (in the white), turns to pump up the crowd (players joined in), and took it upon himself to hand water to the players. Even takes a powerade from the cooler for himself. Nobody said anything or stopped him until halftime when he was escorted back to the stands where he proceeded to try again (the second time was very unsuccessful.

-JS

 

 

 

So awesome.  Losing a bet and having to streak on the field fully expecting a brief moment of glory followed by a certain arrest and night in jail.  Think you’ll blow up on Twitter a little bit but also lose all your beer money for the year on a huge fine.  Instead you end up on the sideline chatting with ESPN smokes and giving hangtime tips to the punter.   Hilarious.

Probably not the best look for the BC security team though?    I mean it’s not even like he was one of those dudes who copies the coach’s outfit or prints out fake credentials and wears khakis and a polo to trick people.  Bro hopped on the field in like a Hawaiian shirt, Superfan shirt and some gym shorts and just started chillin.    Hard to be worse at your job than that.

Ohio State Is Already In Midseason Form…Well, At Least This Bro Is

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Sep 65:00PM EST

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“No we weren’t drinking officer.  Why do you ask?”

 

 

 

 

h/t @mattdeem

Ameer Abdullah Just Hit Every Button in Madden On This Game Winner

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Sep 64:09PM EST

 

 

 

WHOOP!  WHOOP!  (Say that in your head in the Chris Berman NFL Primetime voice)

 

 

 

 

 

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h/t Isaac for the Super Mario extra touch

Central Michigan Punter Tries To Make A Tackle, Gets Knocked Out Instead

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Sep 612:35PM EST

This Is What Happens When Punters Try To Tackle

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Hey look guys I’m trying to make a tackle annnd I’m knocked out.