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So This PSA About Chinese Food Is Supposed To Make Me Not Want To Smoke Weed? You’re Sure?

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Oct 294:50PM EST

 

 

This video is part of a New Zealand campaign to stop people from “drug driving” which is obviously a delightfully New Zealand way of saying driving while stoned. But am I wrong in saying that other than the increased risk of driving myself into paralysis because there was a funny looking silhouette in the middle of the road this sounds like a great way to spend my time getting high? They’re just pumping me full of crispy duck, providing me with golden cats to stare at, then putting me back on the road with a smile on my face and a gong-based song in my heart. Not to mention that this is legitimately the nicest any Chinese food store owner has ever been to a customer. I didn’t even know they could smile until I saw this. Lifestyle upgrades all around just by having the courage to smoke and drive with no regard for others. I wouldn’t have known that without New Zealand.

 

 

Hard to top this other New Zealand PSA that blew up a couple years ago, though.

 

 

 

Fucking Monique, man. This dude almost let his drunk buddy die just to not risk missing a shot at that ass. She must be wrecking upside down Kiwi dicks left and right.

 

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The red satin jacket and the lack of makeup say no but the giant hoop earrings say yes.

Penguin Prison – Calling Out (Elephante Remix)

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Oct 294:10PM EST

Dance music’s hottest young star turns out another gem of a remix, spinning Penguin Prison’s new smash single “Calling Out” into a dance floor gem, a perfect mix of bass and synths with just enough indie flare.

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New Jersey College Professor Reinstated After 6 Month Unpaid Suspension For Posting A Picture Of His Daughter Wearing A “Game of Thrones” T-Shirt

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Oct 293:50PM EST

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Huff Po - Last April, I wrote about the absurd treatment of Professor Francis Schmidt by Bergen Community College (BCC) officials who seem better suited for Westeros than New Jersey.

Schmidt, an art and animation professor, posted a picture of his young daughter wearing a T-shirt with the Game of Thrones quote, “I will take what is mine with fire & blood” to Google+, which automatically sent an email of the picture to his Google+ contacts, including a BCC dean.

The dean found this picture of a child doing yoga so terror-inducing that she reported him to other BCC administrators. (I have a hunch she wouldn’t do well watching a typical episode of Game of Thrones.) Exhibiting the same lack of common sense, BCC officials claimed that Schmidt posed a danger to the school community. Why? Believe it or not, the administrators argued that the “fire” mentioned on the T-shirt “could be a kind of proxy for ‘AK-47s.’” Schmidt was then placed on leave without pay until he agreed to undergo a psychiatric evaluation.

My organization, the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE), contacted Schmidt after the incident and got him top shelf legal representation. Now, months later, Schmidt’s free speech ordeal at BCC is finally over.

Here’s our update, posted this morning:

After learning of BCC’s outrageous actions, the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE) connected Professor Francis Schmidt with FIRE Legal Network member Derek Shaffer, a partner at the law firm Quinn Emanuel Urquhart & Sullivan, and Gabriel Soledad, an associate at the firm.

In a recent letter to Schmidt, BCC Director of Human Resources Patti Bonomolo acknowledged that the college “may have lacked basis” for punishing him and that doing so “potentially violated” his constitutional rights. “Lest there be any doubt, BCC recognizes and respects that you are free to exercise your constitutional rights, including your right to freedom of speech and expression, even to the extent that you may disparage BCC and/or its officials,” wrote Bonomolo.

While I’m glad to see BCC finally acknowledge Professor Schmidt’s First Amendment rights and rescind his punishment, saying that Bergen Community College’s punishment of Schmidt ‘may have lacked basis’ is like saying that King Joffrey may have been a less than ideal ruler.

Meanwhile, Professor Schmidt reports: “I’m very happy to have my First Amendment rights back. I’m glad to have this thing behind me and would like to get back to teaching animation.”

 

 

 

Ok this is more like it.  Knew we got a little too far off track with that last blog about someone employed by a college who actually had some common sense, better rein it back a little bit with one of the most ABSURD moves I’ve ever seen in my entire life.   Suspending a teacher, for 6 months, without pay because he posted a picture of his daughter on Facebook wearing a GOT shirt?  To the point he had to get legal representation to get reinstated after half a year because of a 5 year old with a Daenerys Targaryen quote?   That’s something that I don’t believe happened in real life.

Like forget for a moment that it’s just a quote from a TV show.  Maybe the dean doesn’t watch Game of Thrones, that’s fair.  Too busy reading academia journals and shit to enjoy one of the best shows on television, whatever. But even as just a standalone t-shirt with a completely random quote.  You’re that physically threatened by it?  I mean it’s your job to mold minds and prepare adults for the real world, and you think a small child in fantasy TV show t-shirt on Facebook makes the father a danger to the school community.  Unreal.

 

 

 

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UPenn Offers “Wasting Time On The Internet 101″ Class

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Oct 293:30PM EST

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VICE - Next semester at the University of Pennsylvania, students will walk into a classroom, pull out their laptops, their smartphones, their tablets, and sit there, for three hours, doing what they no doubt do pretty often: Waste time on the internet.

The Ivy League school’s newest creative writing class is trying to remove the stigma from an activity that millions of people do on a daily basis, in an attempt to explore how our minds might work when we’re totally aimlessly clicking through reddit or Facebook or Buzzfeed or watching porn or doing whatever the hell people do in their free time.

“I’m very tired of reading articles in the New York Times every week that make us feel bad about spending so much time on the internet, about dividing our attention so many times,” Kenneth Goldsmith, a world-renowned poet and the course’s professor, told me. “I think it’s complete bullshit that the internet is making us dumber. I think the internet is making us smarter. There’s this new morality built around guilt and shame in the digital age.”

 

 

Best class ever.  Most importantly best professor ever.    Honestly don’t remember the last time I heard or read something about a college professor or administrator that actually impressed me, but Prof Goldsmith just did.  Not even talking about how big of a badass mofo he looks like in that hat and outfit, because he does.  Stylin and profilin to the absolute max.   But the fact that he actually sounds like a rational human being who has common sense and knows how the real world works.  A guy who is actually in touch with his students and not some dinosaur taking mandatory attendance then reading out of a 50 year old text for 45 minutes.  The internet is awesome plain and simple and wasting time on the internet is basically what I’m here for so I endorse it 10000%.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Kindly from Kentucky vs. Madison from Ursinus

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Oct 292:50PM EST

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Kindly from UK

 

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Madison from Ursinus

 

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1 for Kindly…5 for Madison

 

 

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Wisconsin Professor Cancels Morning Class, Bro Responds To Class Email Chain Inviting Girls To Come Sleep In His Bed With Him

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Oct 292:20PM EST

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Oh of couurrssee this professor freaked out and made a big fuss about it.  Why would anyone be allowed to make a harmless joke in today’s climate?  Not on this prof’s watch.

 

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So inappropriate.  So much sexual harassment.  Basically a rapist in training IMO.  Just glad he apologized before all the girls in the class felt too violated.   There’s just no place in today’s society for an open invitation to your bedroom no matter how many pillows you have or how comfortable your down comforter is.

 

 

 

 

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Coach Kelly Has Closed Door Meeting With Justin Brent To Discuss Lisa Ann…No Punishment Issued

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Oct 291:50PM EST

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TMZNotre Dame may not want its players banging before marriage, but it will NOT suspend Justin Brent for “dating” porn star Lisa Ann … TMZ Sports has learned.

An ND Football spokesman says the freshman wide receiver will escape any punishment — and will suit up for the Navy game this weekend. He added Coach Kelly met with Brent when he got back to campus … and it’s no longer an issue.

It may sound strange, but sources connected with the university tell us Brent did nothing wrong. The official University stance is students “may be subject” to punishment if they have premarital sex … but there’s no public proof Brent and the legendary “Nailin’ Palin” star banged.

We’re told administrators did question Brent about a leaked photo (rated PG) of him in bed with LA … but since he had nothing to do with it getting out … there’s no issue. ND officials merely warned Brent to be careful because he represents the university — aka be smart about what you post on social media.

 

 

Despite Narc Rovell’s best efforts…

 

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…Looks like Justin Brent will escape all punishment and suit up this weekend.  Then celebrate the win by ATM’ing the biggest MILF porn star in the game.  What a life.

 

Glad cooler heads prevailed here.   What’s wrong with having a girlfriend?  Porn stars are people too kind of.   True love is the soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another whether it be a schoolteacher or a professional 11 time award winning dick taker.

 

 

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PS – I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall for Coach Kelly trying to broach the topic with Brent.   So how’s everything? Classes good?  Family good?  Hey are you fucking this porno actress that’s basically my age?

 

Lil Wayne – Gotti (ft. The Lox)

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Oct 291:10PM EST

The Carter V was supposed to drop yesterday, so naturally it didn’t, but that didn’t stop Weezy from unleashing the new new, some old time street shit featuring Yonker’s finest, The Lox.  Look out for the part 1 of the album supposedly hitting stores December 9, apparently it’s two parts and 31 songs so I’m sure that will all come together nicely and on time.

For now, click here to stream The Carter V tracks that have already hit the net.

Poor Abigail Ratchford Can’t Even Get A Properly Fitting Bra During Her Photoshoots

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Oct 2912:20PM EST

 

 

There’s nothing more important in business than maintaining the veneer of professionalism and, I have to say, whoever did this photoshoot with Abigail Ratchford needs to learn a little more about that. We’re here trying to do a classy yet beautifully artistic photoshoot highlighting modern underwear fashion and these amateurs are over here turning it into a Russ Meyer film. Bras are supposed to secure gigantic breasts, not have them bouncing all over without a care in the world. Just an embarrassing performance by the crew here. If you need us, Abigail Ratchford’s titties and I will be in our trailer.

 

 

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Todd Gurley Eligible To Return For Auburn Game If He Pays Some Of His Autograph Money To Charity And Does 40 Hours Community Service

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Oct 2911:50AM EST

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Todd Gurley, University of Georgia football student-athlete, must sit a total of four games, or 30 percent of the season, for accepting more than $3,000 in cash from multiple individuals for autographed memorabilia and other items over two years. Gurley, who acknowledged violating NCAA rules, must repay a portion of the money received to a charity of his choice and complete 40 hours of community service as additional conditions for his reinstatement. Gurley will be eligible to play on Nov. 15.

In determining the appropriate reinstatement conditions, a 30 percent withholding condition is consistent with precedent in similar cases. Additional withholding was strongly considered because the violations occurred over multiple years with multiple individuals and the student received extensive rules education about the prohibition of receiving payment for autographs. However, the university’s due diligence in its investigation and the student’s full disclosure of his involvement in the violations were factors in not imposing a more severe withholding condition.

 

 

If I’m Todd Gurley I would literally laugh in the NCAA’s face, like a deep belly-laugh all the way from the gut, toss them a double middle finger, and get back in the weight room for my NFL training.  Just nothing but weight and speed work all day every day until the 1st round and million dollar contracts come calling.  A place where I can sign my name, the name that people want signed on their shit because of my own hard work,  without absurd over exaggerated penalties that you’re just making up as you go.   I mean it’s been a good ride, UGA is awesome, love the Dawgs fans, but enough is enough.  Oh you want this $3K back?  Want me to spend the next 2 weeks ladling soup down at the shelters?   Fuck you.  Make me.

 

 

 

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