November 24, 2014 - November 30, 2014
Avicii and Wyclef, Elephante, Beyonce, Pusha T, Rick Ross, and Knife Party all come through with hits during the best week of new music we’ve had in a dog’s age.
Girlfriend Snoops On Guy’s Phone, Guy Tries To Prank Her In Response And Whoops Here Come Her Stabby Scissors
and the after…
I’ve long thought the YouTube prank video game would get someone killed* and this is one step closer to its final resting place. My natural inclination with these videos is that they’re all fake and stupid but if this video and its followup aren’t real, the chick in the video might be the Meryl Streep of whatever Ikea-filled European country they’re based out of. The storming back and forth to pack a bag, the flustered way she figured out “Scissors! Perfect for stabbing humans and electronics!”, this guy with his evil Eastern European “So ve are going to PRANK her” with an absolutely perfect face to match:
…they all absolutely result in me as a 9-year-old wanting to keep believing Santa’s real but I just NEED to believe this happened.
Plus if a sidepiece is taking cocky photos on the dude you’re banging’s phone while he’s asleep, isn’t this EXACTLY the face she’d have to make to drive you into a stabby rage?
It’s all just so perfect. Fake and gay, Jmac’d, how did the camera film her as she actually checked the phone, whatever man, me and scissors chick think it’s real and we’re going to go stabbing the shit out of everyone’s LCD TVs until you all recognize and appreciate the gravity of Sweatpants McVampire’s pranks and how they’re tearing us all apart.
*Yes we all know it’s going to be one of the hood pranks that gets someone killed, no need to point out the obvious.
NC State’s BeeJay Anya Has 10 Blocks In 25 Minutes…Including 4 On One Possession (Also Has Awesome Name)
I think coaching a D1 basketball team is a really tough job but in this case I think I could handle it. Ummm hey guys. Stop driving the lane on BeeJay ok? That’d be great. He’s #21. Yup that one, the one that keeps sending your shit into the 16th row every time you shoot it. Ballboy is still trying to track down the last one. Let’s try a pull up jumper maybe? How’s that sound? Ready break.
It’s that ‘Yonce back again, this time dropping off a pair of all new solo efforts before her Beyonce: Platinum Edition hits shelves early next week. The beefed-up re-release features Kanye West’s “Drunk In Love” remix as well as Nicki Minaj’s rendtition of “Flawless,” and will probably sell way too many copies but not go platinum because only T.Swift does that anymore.
13-Year-Old Kid’s Response To His Best Friend Coming Out Is Everything Awesome And Ridiculous About Society Right Now
Buzzfeed – Twitter user @paleveil posted this amazing text exchange between her little brother and his best friend.
She told BuzzFeed News she didn’t include his name for privacy reasons, but she did ask his permission before tweeting it.
She also said that he’s been pretty shocked by the reactions online. As of Thursday, the screenshots of his coming out have been retweeted almost 30,000 times.
I’m obviously going to come at you with a more progressive angle on this given that just a week ago I called a post-op transgender burly biker relatively hot but at this point where we are as a society, I legitimately think this 13-year-old kid feeling comfortable enough to come out to his best friend is a good thing. At that age, your dick already has its mind made up on what’s making it move so the sooner this kid’s in touch with that, the better off and happier he’ll be in life. But the weird part to me is how sterile the texts are, like something out of a handbook with an adult writing how they think kids these days talk. Like it’s just an absurdly indifferent response from someone who’s still a child and should be a little confused about the deal. I’m not saying his reply should be like the dude making Dirk Diggler jerk off in the truck in Boogie Nights but he should at least have some questions like “When did you figure this out” and “Are you sure” and “You’re not gonna try to blow me, right?” One of my best friends could come out to me now and I’d at least be like “Whoa, that’s unexpected” and I’m an adult man who pays bills and well I guess that’s basically the only adult thing I do. But can kids just be kids for a second? These replies are more socially aware and better written than half the blogs on this site, I can’t handle it.
On the plus side the gay kid’s friend pretty much just won the lottery, right? Your best friend of three years just came out, you handled it well, girls are going to find out and think he’s so cool and want to be his best friend, and you’ve just signed up for the perfect wing man for all of puberty and high school. Just a personal concierge for all the age appropriate pussy in the world who’ll never forget how great you were to him when he was worried about people accepting him for who he is. Couple that with this kid’s willingness to talk on the phone and he’s going to be absolutely SWIMMING in it. Kinda hate him the more I think about it actually.
Chinese College Has Stray Dog That Attends Lectures and Sits Politely Taking Notes …Administrators Kill Him With Poison and Throw Him In The Garbage
Daily Mail – Chinese students are furious after university officials killed a dog which had become a campus mascot after it started attending lectures.
Casper the dog would regularly sit in on English and calculus at the Northwest A&F University in Yanglin County in the city of Xi’an, in north-western China’s Shaanxi province.
The story of Casper began to circulate in local media and on social networks, however university officials did not appreciate the attention, and poisoned the dog.
Student Xiong Hou, 21, said: ‘It was felt the dog had a really good influence on people, and as far as I know none of the lecturers objective. ‘Sometimes they would joke that only the dog was paying attention. I think he liked the English classes and calculus because the seats were best there for him to sleep on.
‘But when he didn’t turn up at the canteen at midday which he usually did to get food with the rest of us, somebody was horrified to see his body in the bin. ’Apparently he had been poisoned by university officials.’
A spokesman for the university confirmed that the dog together with other stray dogs on the campus had been killed, saying that they were a potential danger to the teachers and students.
The spokesman said: ‘We cannot tolerate strays on the campus as they make a mess and also pose a risk that they might bite someone, which ultimately means it’s our responsibility.’
Another student at the University, Xiao Wang, 23, added: ‘It wasn’t necessary to kill Casper, he would sit all day long in classes so he was hardly a threat to anyone. ’They were just embarrassed that he made them look unprofessional. But actually I think having a pet in the class is actually progressive and forward-thinking. Many people are very sad.’
Ok enough is enough. I can handle the economic threat. I can look the other way for the corporate espionage. I can turn the other cheek for the talk of trying to take over as the world’s biggest superpower right in our face. But this has gone too far. This has crossed a line. Murdering a poor helpless dog in cold blood and disposing of his body like a candy bar wrapper. Casper the Dog just trying to attend class and take notes and be a productive part of the student body and administrators poison him and dump him in the trash. And yes there is a picture of his dead body stuffed in a random garbage can on campus on the Daily Mail link but I will certainly not be posting it here. It’s enough to justify war with China though IMO. Those cold hearted motherfuckers. If they can do that to a dog what could they do to our citizens when they march in here someday? Time to be proactive Obama.
Jesus could Frank Kaminsky be any more Wisconsin? It’s literally impossible to be a better fit for your school and the sport you play at it. It’s like Bo Ryan had him created in a laboratory 21 years ago as the prototype Badger hoops player. Kept turning all the dials up on the machines past the max…Goofier! Nicer! More polite! Whiter! WHITER!
Can’t nail it with the cameras on you any harder than that. Perfect.
Wonder what pose Jake Waters struck when he passed for his 400th yard of the game and took home the win?
PS how about the refs calling back this Kevin White touchdown? Must hate fun or something.