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Alabama Saturday Night Is The Roll Tide Life In A Nutshell
Oct 242:45PM EST



Fire song.   Even more fire cast of characters.  Never has a 1 minute and 49 second video more perfectly encapsulated a fan base, a football team, a way of life.


The Starting 5:



PG and Captain 


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Team Manager 



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The Air Force Waterboy Only Knows One Speed…Full Speed
Oct 242:15PM EST




Walking is for pussies.  Not even sure this bro knows how to walk to be honest.  Just full sprint full speed ahead everywhere he goes.  Don’t think the coaches don’t notice effort like that either.  Couple of wide receivers or special teams gunners go down with torn ACLs, who you think is getting the call up?



Red Lightning and Blue Thunder better watch their shit.








PS – Feel like a whole new generation of kids are going to grow up aspiring to be super intense waterboys instead of the actual athletes playing the game.  Combination of reading the blogs and the fact there’s a lot smaller chance you’ll end with CTE and wearing a diaper at age 50 being the dude who shoots Gatorade bottles between the bars of a facemask.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Dani from Arizona vs. Lanie from FSU
Oct 241:30PM EST

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Dani from Arizona


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Lanie from FSU












1 for Dani…5 for Lanie


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Lisa Ann On Her Relationship With Notre Dame’s Justin Brent: “It’s A MILF Revolution…YOLO”
Oct 241:00PM EST

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Sorry if some people are sick of hearing about Lisa Ann but this is easily my favorite story of the week.  Just so completely random.  One of the most famous MILF porn stars in the game going to sports games with a 19 year old Notre Dame wide receiver and tweeting out naked selfies.  Porn + sports + college football + selfies + YOLOs, it’s almost like the story was tailor made for me to blog about.


Also I don’t ask for much but a simple thank you from Lisa Ann would be nice, guarantee her video views have increased like 500% this week with all the times her name is getting dropped.




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Playlists From Barstool Bloggers Not Named Zollo
Oct 2412:20PM EST

For some reason this blog title is total clickbait.  I don’t get it.  Download the app.

Big Cat’s Surprisingly Cultured


Feitelberg’s Party In The USA (more from Feits)


kmarko’s Bangerflamez  (more from kmarko)


KFC’s White KFC  (more from KFC)


Nate’s 90′s Music Throwdown

90s music throwdown

CharlieWisco’s AIM Chat Room Bangers (more from CharlieWisco)

AIM Chat Room Bangers 2

Smitty’s Common Man Blues


Chief’s Gone Country (more from Chief)

Gone Country


Beardo’s 3 Scoops Of J3cked to the Face

3 Scoops Of Jack3d To The Face

Dude Sliced His Thumb Open And Now It Looks Exactly Like A Hard Dick
Oct 2411:40AM EST



Warning: This might be NSFW if you’re in an office and someone walks by quickly so here’s your chance to skip out on some hot thumb dick action and an incredibly awkward explanation.





According to the guy, he sliced his thumb on a grater while trying to make potatoes. But realistically, he’s probably just on some next-level fingerbang game. We’re all using index fingers like idiots while Mr Grumpy here is carving finger pee holes and putting on his own DP sessions without the awkwardness of having to look another man in the eyes while you simultaneously spray homoerotic regret on the same chick. Two dick chess while we’re all playing checkers.



It’s a HUGE Internet hardo move to comment on dick size — if we’re to believe the denizens of every subreddit, message board, and Twitter feed, everyone who’s ever posted a thought online is wielding a a python so big that it requires an entire blood bank to reach a full erection — but this description of the thumb dick is a booooold stance by this Buzzfeed blogger:






Super Hardo Louisville Restaurant Owner Removes Crab Legs From Menu Because Jameis Is Coming To Town
Oct 2411:00AM EST

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Jeff Ruby stop it!  Make the burns stop!  It’s too hot in here!



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SEMINOLE ROLL get it?   Too good.   Honestly wouldn’t blame Jameis if he didn’t even show up for the game.  Just hang back in Tally and let Maguire spin it again, shit is just getting way too hostile with raw bars sending out vicious burns like this.



Just got to keep the hater blockers on and keep grindin’







LSU Parking Lot Fight Has No Backstory But Does Have A Big Time Knockout
Oct 2410:15AM EST




This is what Vine was invented for.  Short, sweet, and somebody getting knocked the fuck out.  Night night!

Quick Justin Brent Update – Yeah, He Got It In With Lisa Ann
Oct 249:30AM EST





Maybe this wasn’t just some fling at the Knicks game?  Maybe it’s true love?  I don’t know.  Can you have true love with someone you’ve been watching get stuffed in every hole by 14 inch professional porn stars penises for the past 20 years?   All I know is there’s only two times you release a naked in bed selfie to the public, 1) if you’re ready to wife it up and be in a serious committed relationship or 2) if you’re teasing the upcoming Brazzers film you’re releasing later this week.   You know just about all of them will be going pro in something other than sports, adult video star is just as good a career as any.





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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Monica from UCF
Oct 249:00AM EST

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Introducing Monica from UCF.  Florida just feels so Friday.



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