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Kentucky Wesleyan College Professor Says Women Are Not Safe On Campus After Fraternity Does Sexual Dance During Greek Week Event

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Apr 2311:50AM EST

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OWENSBORO, KY (WFIE) - A Kentucky Wesleyan College professor wants students to take part in a campus-wide discussion Tuesday night after becoming involved in an incident on campus that she says turned sexual. 14 News was sent a copy of a letter, said to be written by Dr. Meredith Minister, the college’s assistant professor of Religion. In it she details an incident that took place while she was judging an event during Greek Week.

The professor wrote one of the students seen in the video placed his knees on the table where the professor was sitting and made a movement that put his genitals directly in front of her face. The student, she wrote, then grabbed her wrist, rubbing her hand through his hair.

She went on to write that if a 30-year-old faculty member was literally man-handled, what is happening to 20-year-old students without the same level of authority?

At one point she wrote — bluntly — I am concerned that women are not safe on this campus.

14 News spoke to the student in question.  He calls the incident “harmless.”

The professor is now calling on the administration to establish a Women’s Center and a Gender Studies Department.

She has also organized a campus-wide discussion set for Tuesday at 9pm at Rogers Hall on campus.

 

 

 

Couldn’t agree more.  If a student who is trying to be funny and put on a light-hearted show during a Greek Week event where they are dancing around like idiots thrusts his hips and rubs a judge’s hand through his hair, can you imagine how many girls he is raping in his free time?   Scary thought. Probably literally every girl.  I mean here you are voluntarily judging a fraternity doing a stupid dance during a fun event when all of a sudden one of the young men just takes you by the hand and touches his head with it?    How is a campus even remotely safe after that?  The answer is it isn’t.   Surprised anyone can even make it to class without being sexually violated.  It’s an epidemic and Kentucky Wesleyan is apparently ground zero.

Doctors Warn About New Drug Trend “Beezin’” Where You Rub Burt’s Bees Chapstick On Your Eyeballs

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Apr 2311:00AM EST

 

LOCAL 15 - Doctors are alerting parents of a new trend called ‘beezin.’ It involves a popular lip balm called Burt’s Bees. Health experts say it’s a growing trend and involves high schoolers and college students putting it on their eyelids.

Those who are into it say it has the effects of feeling drunk or high. Others say it helps keep them alert. Doctors say the peppermint oil in the lip balm causes the tingling or burning sensation, but they warn it could cause pink eye like symptoms. “The peppermint oil in the lip balm is a very strong irritant and can cause inflammation in the eye, redness of the eye, swelling,” said Dr. Brett Cauthen with Today Clinic in Boston. Burt’s Bees products are 100 percent natural, but doctors say putting anything not intended for your eyes on that area can be risky.

 

 

Fucking kids these days bro.  I’m 26 and already feel like an old “get off my lawn” man with this shit.  Burt’s Bees on your eyelids?  That’s where we’re at now?  Peppermint chapstick in your retinas?  Hey teenagers you know what else gives you the feeling of being drunk and high?  Getting drunk and high.  Pounding shitty beer and smoking shitty weed out of a shitty pipe in the bulkhead of somebody’s basement while their parents are asleep.  Seriously I get that times change but some things stay good forever, and pouring your dad’s vodka into a water bottle or waiting outside a liquor store to offer some sketchy bro a 150% markup to buy you a 30 rack to get fucked up is still way more fun than rubbing menthol chapstick on your eyeballs.  Trust me.

 

 

Anyway I searched around for some Youtube clips and there’s a bunch from like last year, leave it to the mainstream news to be late as hell on the drug trends.

 

 

 

 

PS – Why do I get the feeling that there are  like 500 of our new high school stoolies currently Beezin as they read this.

 

 

 

h/t Joe from UDel

Iggy Azalea Wears Two Pairs Of Underwear And Stopped Crowdsurfing During Concerts Because Everyone Kept FIngering Her

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XXL - Iggy Azalea who has become a darling of the high fashion world, still finds herself guarding against ratchetness to the highest level. During her talk to promote her debut album which comes out today on the Hot 97 Morning Show, The Australian MC, revealed that she has to take precautions to stop fans who want to throw their hands somewhere other than the air when she crowd-surfs at shows.

“I had to stop (crowdsurfing)…People try to finger me,” she explained. Azalea went on to talk about how she wears two pairs of underpants and tights under her pants to ward off the intruders.

Rightfully so she draws the line. “Buying my album for $12 doesn’t mean you get to finger me when I come to your city. It’s weird.”

I will get lurk tweets for like a week before my show, like “I’m about to go to the Iggy Azalea show and I’m going to finger her,” and I’ll see it and be like, please don’t! That’s a violation. I don’t actually like that stuff.

Like, they think I’m real slutty, like “Oh, she got a song called ‘Pussy,’ I know what she wants. She wants these two fingers.” Why would I want a stranger to ever finger me? Buying my album for $12 doesn’t mean you get to finger me when I come to your city.

“Girls will try to do it more than guys ’cause girls think it’s cool, like, ‘We both got vaginas, it’s fine.’ Doesn’t make it okay.

 

 

 

And people think the life of a hot chick is so easy.  Tell that to the one triple bagging her pants while she raps her songs because everyone in the place is trying to forcibly finger her.  Trying to hype the crowd up by crowdsurfing and put on a show and she ends up with 1,000 fingers inside of her.  Violation city.  Buying an album on iTunes for 12 bucks doesn’t mean you get 3rd base bro.  Booby touch tops, but definitely not below the waist stuff.

 

 

PS – Doing my research for this story this exchange from a wardrobe malfunction made me laugh.  Lol that’s my ass from the front not my pussy!

 

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Sorority Chick’s “Senior Sendoff Letter” Goes Viral

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Apr 239:30AM EST

 

Sorority Move

 

My younger sloots of [sorority redacted],

It’s me, your favorite ghost senior of the sorority. Yeah, you little bitches probably don’t even know who I am because I’m the one who doesn’t show up to shit because its pointless and when I do, I sneak out like two hours in when important people aren’t looking. Learn from my way little ones, cheating the system is how you get through life. Now, even though the majority of you bitchez don’t know who I am, you really should have gotten to know me though, I would have made your year fucking awesome. Ask [name redacted] and [name redacted], they may have some choice words and stories to tell about me.

Alright, so me being a senior, not even knowing how the fuck I made it this far in life without killing myself because I am a dumb fuck, I was told by our officers who think they rule the fucking world to leave a senior will….so I’m going to be so blunt and truthful with you sloots you will learn everything you need to know about college right here in this letter…

1. Have sex.
Have sex with as many boys as you can. Well, not exactly, check out their penis first. Dick pics are God’s gift to women. Make sure you inspect the goods before you let it penetrate you vagina. Having sex is awesome. The best thing you can do for your sex life is to learn to love sucking dick. It is one of my favorite pastimes. I could suck dick for like 7 minutes, anything after that is too long. You should have definitely made your man bust his load all in your mouth in 7 minutes. If you can’t achieve that, sorry sweetheart but you have better chances at becoming a lesbo than getting dick.

2. Swallow that load
If you are one of those “classy” ladies who don’t swallow. Go crawl into a hole with Ellen DeGeneres and learn to eat pussy, because that is what you are. Spitting is for quitters, you swallow that sweet ‘n’ salty mix like the real woman you are. Your man for the night will forever tell his bro’s about you dick sucking abilities. Oh, if you haven’t noticed by now, I love sucking dick. I crowned myself the dick sucking queen and no one is ever taking that title from me, so back the fuck off.

3. Blackout or Back the Fuck Out
If you are getting ready to hit the square or frats with your sisters you better have already been pounding some liquor by 7pm. No one ever enjoys a sober sally, she judges the fuck out of you and even though I judge everyone who is within 4 feet of me, no one can judge me. I live my life by a double standard (see number 4). It is a really great feeling to wake up hopefully in your bed, and look to your side with a confused look asking yourself “did I have sex with him?”. It has happened to me countless times, but luckily I always find my used condoms on the floor of my room so I sorta know when I have had sex. I bring home classy dudes. On several occasions, I have brought home someone from the bar and tried to introduce him to my roommates/friends and forgotten his name. Always have the upper hand, you don’t need to know his name to hop on his tic tac.

4. Live your life by a double standard
You are queen of the fucking world. You can do no wrong. You’re the only one who can fuck random’s every weekend and not be judged. You’re the shit and no one can tell you any different. You can yell at your slut roommate and tell her that her bedroom is a revolving door even though you hooked up with two different guys in two days, it could have been three but who is counting anymore? Excuses are your new best friend, not that fake fucking Yurman your sleazy ex got you because he was a two pump chump. You better start having excuses memorized like the 6-carat princess cut engagement ring your rich as fuck future boyfriend better get you in a few years you have memorized. I live my life by the absolute biggest double standard and it has gotten me so far, you young sloots better start doing the same. We need someone good to be the next A of [sorority redacted].

So, you fucking lucky little bitches have a few more years to run out mommys credit card, while crying to daddy that you have no money in your account so he slips you some cash for booze and weed. Spend that cash you don’t have on illegal drugs unless you’re one of the blessed who is already so fucked up you stumbled upon prescription drugs. If that’s the case, hit me up ;). Remember, wrap it before you tap it, no one wants the herps, and if you can, always be slightly drunk. Life will be so much better.

 

 

 

Annnd I’m hard.  Listen do I think this is legit and actually got circulated around a sorority?  Most likely not.  Do I think this chick wrote this and sent it in to websites to try and be the next Cunt Punt chick?  Most likely.   Doesn’t change the fact that I’m turned on as fuck and think this is an incredible outline for college girls all across America.   I mean this is just flat out poetic stuff in here that frankly needed to be said.   Learn to love sucking dick.  Take loads all up in your mouth.   Don’t swallow?  Crawl in a hole with Ellen Degeneres and learn to eat pussy.  That’s what I always say.  Be a dick sucking queen.  Get wasted constantly and fuck.  Fuck as many guys as possible then get a rich as fuck boyfriend.   That’s legitimate life advice right there.  So like I said if this sorority senior sendoff letter isn’t as real as it seems it doesn’t matter, still something to read up and take notes on.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Katherine from Arizona

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Apr 239:00AM EST

 

 

Introducing Katherine from Arizona.  No matter how many schools make their way into Smokeshow of the Day, Arizona will always be right up there at the top of the list.

New EDM From Tiesto, Martin Garrix, Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike

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Apr 229:00PM EST

Tonight we’ve got two new house songs, different in every possible way except that they’re both fucking amazing. On the easier listening side, Tiesto and Matthew Koma hit us with the drunk kid anthem of the century, an uplifting, melodic banger that you’re not going to be able to avoid this summer.  On the more ratchet side of things, Garrix, Dimitri Vegas and Like Mike smash us over the head with a monstrous progressive instrumental that’s sure to be played out by a parade of festival DJ’s over the next 5 months.

If you’re looking to stream more electronic goodness, browse our EDM playlist section.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Kailey from UGA

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Apr 225:35PM EST

 

 

Introducing Kailey from UGA.  Dawgs in the house.  Looking forward to a lot more of these now that @UGABarstool is in business.

Smokeshow Madness Finalist #2: Hannah from Ohio State

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Apr 225:00PM EST

 

Feel like in the past the Stoolies don’t have enough of a connection with the Smokeshow they are voting for to win the crown.   Time to fix that.  Some simple questions with the finalists.  Second up:  Hannah from Ohio State.

 

Age: 22 years old
Hometown:  Cleveland, Ohio
Major:  Nutrition in Industry
What do you want to be when you grow up:  I’d like to get into Product Development
Favorite sport:  Basketball
Favorite movie ever:  I don’t have a favorite movie or a favorite type of music (It’s too hard to choose! I’m not a big critic haha)
Favorite TV show ever:  I spent my entire semester watching all 8 seasons of Dexter, so you could definitely say its a good show
Best Miley Cyrus song:  Best Miley song is Party in the USA; I’m anti-Bangerz Miley but the girl’s an artist
Best non Miley Cyrus song:  I love anything and every thing by Luke Bryan
Describe your standard Friday/Saturday night:  Standard weekends are always FTG (for the girls)
Hottest celebrity guy:  would have to be Jake Gyllenhall
Hottest celebrity girl:  Blake Lively
Drink you order/Get ordered for you at the bar:  Fireball Whiskey. All day.
Favorite food:  I’m an ice cream enthusiast
Best fast food chain:  Chipotle
Who wins in fight, shark or polar bear:  A polar bear would win, no doubt.
Give up for one year – cream cheese or ketchup?:  Cream cheese. Ketchup is its own food group
Biggest turn off:  dishonesty

 

 

The fact that Hannah just flat out didn’t answer “would you date me in college” makes me so much more into her I can’t even stand it.

Considering I love Fireball, Chipotle and Jack Gyllenhall I’m pretty sure the answer is yes anyway.

 

Get your votes in…we announce the winner of the Smokeshow Crown and $1,000 Friday!

 

VOTE ON THE SMOKESHOW MADNESS BRACKET 

Jackson Breit – Coca Cola

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Apr 224:30PM EST

You’re gonna want to add this one to your summer soundtrack immediately.  Jackson Breit oozes jazzy swag on his latest hit, some cool “Coca Cola” just in time for the weather heating up.

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#Barstool Blackout Philly At District N9NE Is Only 3 Days Away

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