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Tennessee Coach Gets His New York Jets On…Tries To Trip Ole Miss Player On The Sideline

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Oct 201:40PM EST

 

 

 

Ahh that’s not that bad.  Everyone complaining about this play all over social media, I don’t know, doesn’t seem like that big a deal.  You come on the opposing sideline you expect to get fucked with, that’s just how football gamesmanship works.  It’s called a competitive advantage.  The Jets know what I’m talking about.

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t care how much you’re losing by, doesn’t mean you stop trying to gain every possible advantage you can.  Can’t let em see you sweat.

 

 

Tennessee fan looks wasted during Ole Miss game

 

Video Of The Notre Dame Pass Interference As Told By Internet Message Board Commenters

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Oct 201:00PM EST

 

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via @CineFunk 

 

 

 

So funny.  Nothing better than college football message board posters.  The hardest of the hardcore fans.  College football is literally a way of life for them.

 

 

 

 

As for the PI, I mentioned it briefly in the Rundown this morning but I don’t see the controversy?  I mean that’s interference.  It wasn’t a casual “accidental” chip or screen like you see on a ton of plays, the dude locked him up and drove him out of the way of the play.  I don’t root for FSU and I don’t even hate Notre Dame, being completely objective, that’s pass interference plain and simple.  Won’t stop Kelly from being a total whiny baby about it though.

 

 

 

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Drake – How About Now

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Oct 2012:20PM EST

The internet #blessed us with a new Drake leak yesterday, possibly a leftover from NWTS or, though I doubt it, maybe a sneak peek off Views From The 6.  Either way, after a few months of nothing but hot fire features (see: Makonnen’s “Tuesday,” PartyNextDoor’s “Recognize,” P Reign’s “DNF,” Lil Wayne’s “Grindin”), it’s nice to see Drizzy back on his solo grind, dropping off his first unaccompanied effort since “0 to 100.”  The track’s gotten some mixed reactions across the internet, but I just don’t see it.  It’s Drake so it’s flames, the end.

Stream more Drake

Texas Football Unleashes Their Secret Sideline Weapon: The Undertaker

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Oct 2011:40AM EST

(play the music, wait 33 seconds, then scroll down)

 

 

(it’s called setting up the blog experience)

 

 

 

 

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If it seemed like the Longhorns had a little extra edge on Saturday, I think we found the reason.

(Ok they barely squeaked by a horrible Iowa State team but still, you don’t pull out a gritty win like that without the Lord of Darkness on your sideline)

 

 

Worked a little better than it did in Norman, that’s for sure.

 

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Charlie Strong, making all the right moves.  So hot right now.

 

 

 

Lendale White Kicked Out Of USC Homecoming By Pat Haden Then Goes Off On Twitter

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Oct 2011:00AM EST

 

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^hilarious chain 

 

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Quick update on LenDale White, or what we learned from this post -

 

LenDale is up to a healthy 300 pounds and ready to make his NFL comeback any day now

LenDale is one of those guys who definitely wears USC class rings around and tells anyone who will listen he was 41-2 as a player.

LenDale will say “ass” on Twitter but draws the line at “shit” and opts for poop emoticons instead, kind of classy

 

What we can’t confirm – whether or not he blew off steam afterwards by getting kicked out of a TGI Fridays for too many tequila shots.

Still one of my favorite stories of all time by the way that I’ll mention any chance I get.  LenDale White used to bring his own bottle of Patron to TGI Fridays happy hours and once ordered 75 Patron shots at a Dave and Busters.   That is, by any definition, baller life right there.

 

 

 

PS – Pat Haden, such a fuckboy.

 

College Football Roundup: Week 8

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Oct 2010:10AM EST

College football roundup time…one word….boom.

 

 

 

 

Let’s jump right into it with the game of the weekend.  Lived up to the hype…

 

 

 

 

But if you think about it…Notre Dame never really had a chance:

 

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Not with that cabal of glitter bros in the crowd, no way.

 

 

Had no horse in the fight, but I mean…it’s pass interference.

 

 

 

Jimbo with the best advice anyone has ever given Jameis…Humble pie baby, humble pie.  Get the people back on your side.

 

 

 

WVU upset Baylor in a shootout

 

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Everything ended up on fire.

 

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At least Corey Coleman got to blow a dude the fuck up though.

 

 

 

 

High five man!   Wait whoops, ok fist pound!  Ahhh nvm just fixing my hair.

 

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Dictionary.com – Targeting: (this gif)

 

HEADSHOT

 

Indiana chick has no idea what the fuck just happened.

 

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Love when this happens.

 

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Not a bad catch.

 

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Kenyan Drake rolling into the Bama game with a scooter stocked full of Oatmeal Creme Pies is such an incredibly baller move

 

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Also baller, everybody criticizing you all week for not winning by enough points so you beat a ranked team with a high powered offense 59-0.

 

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Nope sorry Johnny.

 

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Please don’t try to tackle Mike Davis, thanks.

 

 

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Maryland player penalized for “removing his helmet in disgust.”

 

 

Reminder, ALWAYS remove your helmet pleasantly with a smile on your face.

 

 

 

Joe Montana’s son living up to his legacy, or, spiking the ball on 4th down.

 


Sterling Shepard makes awesome catch…smashes his dick directly on camera equipment…Monday Morning Metaphor.

 

 

 

Do work Little Gronk!

 

 

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That’ll do it for this week, I’ll leave you with a mystery…who in the world is this Boomer Sooner smoke on Snapchat?

 

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And a bigger mystery than that…what the FUCK did Lou Holtz just say??????

 

 

 

 

Things Got A Little Nuts At The 24th Annual Keene State College PumpkinFest

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Oct 209:36AM EST

 

 

 

KEENE, NHTear gas and pepper spray hung in the air as police in riot gear descended on Keene, New Hampshire, on Saturday night, trying to disperse a rowdy crowd that brought chaos to the city’s 24th annual Pumpkin Festival, CNN affiliates reported.

Bonfires burned into the early hours of Sunday morning on city streets that were littered with broken beer and liquor bottles.

Huot said Keene State students bore some of the responsibility for the unruly behavior, but also suggested that some outside the community had billed the event “as a destination for destructive and raucous behavior.”

Authorities weren’t able to provide exact figures, but CNN affiliates reported dozens of arrests and the Southwest New Hampshire Mutual Aid Dispatch Center reported multiple ambulances being sent to the scene.

“I got hit with a Jack Daniel’s bottle, like across the face,” Keene State student Roger Creekmore told WMUR.

Steven French, 18, who was visiting from Haverhill, Massachusetts, described the chaotic scene to the local paper, The Keene Sentinel, as “wicked.” “It’s just like a rush. You’re revolting from the cops,” he told the paper Saturday night. “It’s a blast to do things that you’re not supposed to do.”

The pumpkin festival is a source of pride for the community of 23,000 people about 80 miles northwest of Boston. Last year, the event set a world record with 30,581 lit jack-o’-lanterns, according to the festival’s website.

“It’s ridiculous. It’s not Pumpkin Fest,” Jacob Gowans, another Keene State student, told WMUR. “We’re supposed to have a fun weekend. This is stupid.”

 

 

 

 

The Keene State Pumpkin Riot of 2014, a day that will live in infamy.  Right alongside every other Pumpkinfest from every other year.   Seriously the fact that they still had this thing despite ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY arrests last year is shocking to say the least,  especially in today’s super pussified world.  But hey, when a pumpkin festival is a source of pride for the community, the pumpkin festival proceeds as planned.   So a few faces got smashed by liquor bottles and some cars got flipped over, whatever, you heard Steve up there.  It’s a blast to do things that you’re not supposed to do.  Basically just dropped the modern day Latarian Milton quote on our heads – it’s fun to do hoodrat stuff with your friends, it’s a wicked rush to revolt from the cops.

 

 

 

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Barstool U Monday Morning Smokeshow – Alyssa from Hawaii

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Oct 209:00AM EST

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Introducing Alyssa from Hawaii.    Little bit of aloha to start the week off right.

 

 

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Study Music From Barstool Beats

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Oct 192:00PM EST

 

I’m gonna go ahead and give away a little trade secret here, but Anjunadeep sets make you an instant genius.  Like press play and you’re smarter, boom done.  A little Thomas Jack and Tchami never hurt anyone either.

If you’re in more of a playlist mood, here’s a few that might help, or check out our entire study selection on Barstool Beats.

 

Zollo’s Get DeepI was the best student you’ve ever met, trust me (and I just updated this cause people were bitching so there’s that too).

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RickRoz’s Performance Enhancing Beats – Indie shit, definitely chick approved, just some solid brain food

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kmarko’s Bangerflamez - especially effective if your final is in Blogging Hot Fire

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Zollo’s Bring Your Whole Crew - I’m still not over how good of a job I did on this

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Winning Big Football Games And Setting Shit On Fire…That’s What Morgantown Does

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Oct 1912:01PM EST

 

 

Down goes Baylor…down goes every single couch in Morgantown.  So it goes.

 

Country roaddssss…take me homeeeee

 

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You do NOT want to be a piece of upholstery in West Virginia on a Saturday against a ranked opponent.

 

 

 

 

PS – Easily my favorite bro of the weekend: