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Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Kayla from Chapman vs. Taylor from Texas Tech
Sep 152:30PM EST

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 Kayla from Chapman


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Taylor from Texas Tech



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1 for Kayla…5 for Taylor


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Morehead State Dude Breaks His Skull During Dunk Contest In Front Of Entire Campus
Sep 152:00PM EST




Dunk contests are so played out as this point there’s really only 2 ways to get my attention:  jump out of the gym and blow my mind like vintage MJ or Vince Carter, or fail horribly and smash your skull into 25 pieces while the entire campus watches on and laughs at you.  That’s it.  Morehead State bro just satisfied 1 of the 2 requirements so we’re good.




Tennessee Recruit Decapitates A Guy On The Field…Not Literally But Pretty Much Literally
Sep 151:30PM EST



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Jadeveon Clowney called, he wants his patented CTE inducing on-field decapitation move back poser.










PS – That bark and pose he did after the stick was sooo much worse than the actual hit.  Like I’ll take the brain injury bro, that’s what I signed up for when I stepped on the field.  But can you please save the humiliation and emasculation?   Have a heart man, you already basically stopped mine.




h/t LL 

4 New Songs From Big Sean
Sep 151:00PM EST


Big Sean just dropped off 4 new songs and he’s throwing some serious serious shade. They’re all pretty hot by 2014 Big Sean standards but I’m going with 4th Quarter as the cream of the crop.

Nothing Like A Nice Delicious Video Of Some Fried Chicken To Get You Ready For Lunch
Sep 1512:15PM EST

Liveleak – Took a bite of the chicken, then looked down and ….. yeah. Food 4 Less doesn’t deep fry their chicken, it’s done on a rotisserie. Doesn’t look like it’s been cooked properly either.




In New York, they broadcast food safety grades on the windows of every food establishment and I’m generally of the mindset that a place with a “C” rating isn’t going to keep me from making my usual mediocre food choices. I also typically don’t get grossed out by talking about or seeing disgusting things while eating. But this video of maggots just enjoying a nice little spa trip in the middle of a hunk of chicken made me beyond queasy to see around noon on a Monday. Those little bastards just squiggling around get me every single time. Mistakes happen in every job but any that ends with me encountering fly larvae crawling all over in any aspect of my life deserves nothing less than a sentence passed down by Judge Adrian Peterson.



On the plus side, when you to go Food 4 Less and get an extra dose of meat like that, maybe you should be grateful. Upping your protein levels is just a great way to build lean mass. It’s called having a positive outlook in life, sometimes life hands you maggots and you turn it into maggotade.

Ohio State Tight End Jeff Heuerman Just Chillin’ With Lisa Ann In The Club
Sep 1511:45AM EST

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So insanely jealous.  Remember that blog I just wrote about how horrible Ohio State’s season is going and how depressing it is?  Well don’t tell Jeff Heuerman.  Braxton Miller who?  Virginia Tech what?  I got a club, a DJ, a bottle, and the best MILF porn star in the game.  Life is good.  Just hope Gronk Jr.  up there borrowed some X from his boy Noah and really made a night out of it.



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PS – “See you at the draft” with exclamation point + emoticon is basically porn star speak for “bring your best buddy from the team and we’ll DP” right?  That’s how I read it at least.




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Random Black Dude Taking A Selfie Video Of LSU Bros Brawling Is My Favorite Video Of The Day
Sep 1511:05AM EST




White people, SMDH.






PS – LSU had a weekend huh?   Jesus guys, save some viral clips for the rest of the colleges.




Urban Outfitters Selling Blood Stained Kent State Sweatshirts For $129
Sep 1510:50AM EST

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People - Clothing retailer Urban Outfitters has come under fire online for selling a faux-vintage T-shirt emblazoned with the Kent State seal and splatters that appear to be blood stains.

This would appear to be a reference to the shootings at the college on May 4, 1970, in which four unarmed college students were killed by Ohio National Guardsmen.




Ohhh I read about this in all the fashion mags, student massacre clothing is soo hot right now.  Columbine sweats, Sandy Hook tees, all of it super fresh at Fashion Week.  Urban Outfitters is cornering the market on all of it, making waves from Paris to LA back to Milan.


Lot of discussion lately over acceptable public outrage and Twitter morality police going overboard.  How everyone is maybe a little too sensitive these days and too eager to jump on board with a social media witch hunt.  But I’m pretty confident that there’s not much of a gray area with this one?  That if you mass produce and sell a BLOOD STAINED SHIRT commemorating the killing of 4 college students for profit you’re just a grade A asshole?   At least I think I’m right on with that sentiment.  Not outraged, not particularly fired up.  Not going to start a campaign to get somebody fired.  Just stating a fact – Urban Outfitters is an asshole.

Barstool College Football Roundup: Week 3
Sep 1510:00AM EST

Another one in the books, Week 3 Roundup…Schmoney time!



Not the most exciting slate of games this weekend but still got our money’s worth with the gifs and videos.   Let’s jump into it…



I was at a wedding in LA Saturday night with a crowd that was probably 85% USC fans.  Let’s just say it took a lot of open bar to get the mood up.


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Good news for the comment section though, I’m pretty sure Spags killed himself.




Rutgers fan welcomes the Big 10 the only way he knows how, shirtless and well tanned.


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Does IU have too many wide receivers or something?  Because I’m pretty sure the ball boy should be ditching the vest for some shoulder pads.





Quick Michigan update…they scored this week.  Also, off the field.


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UF Police Troll Kentucky


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Wasn’t too funny for the rest of the game though.






If Charlie Strong really wants to turn Texas football around his first step should be recruiting, second step should be playcalling, third step is DEFINITELY learning how to do a coin flip so you don’t kick at the start of both halves.



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Bro loving the Tech “Blackout for Cotton” day


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Iowa, lol.  Read like 85 Trent blogs about how good Iowa was then saw them squeak by Ball State by 4 then lose to Iowa State.  Flyover State City.





UGA puts the kaboom on a motherfucker.




And the headbutt on a motherfucker.



But South Carolina got the last laugh.


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Nothing better than a straight up completely legal form tackle hit stick.




Anything more emasculating than missing a 22 yarder to tie it then getting a sympathy hug from the D lineman?



Downing punts, the #struggleisreal for ECU





TCU WR makes sweet ass catch






Louisville and UVA end the first half with a nice little scuffle



Kent State QB throws 65 yard perfect spiral hail mary.




This Virginia Tech catch was pretty good.


Alabama made quick work of USM, but not before getting stuck in an elevator.





That will do it for this week…hey Browns, catch the fucking ball dude.





LSU Couple Makes Out In Stands…Falls Down The Bleachers
Sep 159:30AM EST




College football, college love, college in general summed up in 10 seconds of internet perfection.  Blacked out couple sucking face at an LSU game then eating shit on the concrete.  Fin.





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