October 27, 2014 - November 2, 2014
Walking is for pussies. Not even sure this bro knows how to walk to be honest. Just full sprint full speed ahead everywhere he goes. Don’t think the coaches don’t notice effort like that either. Couple of wide receivers or special teams gunners go down with torn ACLs, who you think is getting the call up?
Red Lightning and Blue Thunder better watch their shit.
PS – Feel like a whole new generation of kids are going to grow up aspiring to be super intense waterboys instead of the actual athletes playing the game. Combination of reading the blogs and the fact there’s a lot smaller chance you’ll end with CTE and wearing a diaper at age 50 being the dude who shoots Gatorade bottles between the bars of a facemask.
Sorry if some people are sick of hearing about Lisa Ann but this is easily my favorite story of the week. Just so completely random. One of the most famous MILF porn stars in the game going to sports games with a 19 year old Notre Dame wide receiver and tweeting out naked selfies. Porn + sports + college football + selfies + YOLOs, it’s almost like the story was tailor made for me to blog about.
Also I don’t ask for much but a simple thank you from Lisa Ann would be nice, guarantee her video views have increased like 500% this week with all the times her name is getting dropped.
For some reason this blog title is total clickbait. I don’t get it. Download the app.
Warning: This might be NSFW if you’re in an office and someone walks by quickly so here’s your chance to skip out on some hot thumb dick action and an incredibly awkward explanation.
According to the guy, he sliced his thumb on a grater while trying to make potatoes. But realistically, he’s probably just on some next-level fingerbang game. We’re all using index fingers like idiots while Mr Grumpy here is carving finger pee holes and putting on his own DP sessions without the awkwardness of having to look another man in the eyes while you simultaneously spray homoerotic regret on the same chick. Two dick chess while we’re all playing checkers.
It’s a HUGE Internet hardo move to comment on dick size — if we’re to believe the denizens of every subreddit, message board, and Twitter feed, everyone who’s ever posted a thought online is wielding a a python so big that it requires an entire blood bank to reach a full erection — but this description of the thumb dick is a booooold stance by this Buzzfeed blogger:
Super Hardo Louisville Restaurant Owner Removes Crab Legs From Menu Because Jameis Is Coming To Town
Jeff Ruby stop it! Make the burns stop! It’s too hot in here!
SEMINOLE ROLL get it? Too good. Honestly wouldn’t blame Jameis if he didn’t even show up for the game. Just hang back in Tally and let Maguire spin it again, shit is just getting way too hostile with raw bars sending out vicious burns like this.
Just got to keep the hater blockers on and keep grindin’
This is what Vine was invented for. Short, sweet, and somebody getting knocked the fuck out. Night night!
Maybe this wasn’t just some fling at the Knicks game? Maybe it’s true love? I don’t know. Can you have true love with someone you’ve been watching get stuffed in every hole by 14 inch professional porn stars penises for the past 20 years? All I know is there’s only two times you release a naked in bed selfie to the public, 1) if you’re ready to wife it up and be in a serious committed relationship or 2) if you’re teasing the upcoming Brazzers film you’re releasing later this week. You know just about all of them will be going pro in something other than sports, adult video star is just as good a career as any.