“Jusstttt a bit outside.” – Harry Doyle

Introducing Kelly from the U sending us into the weekend.  Have a good one motherf*ckers!

Sneaky good week of tunes, with some highlights coming from Classixx, Travi$ Scott, Guetta, and Black Hippy.

Chicago – Notre Dame’s current and former football coaches cost it at least $3,142,923 for the 2011 football season, but it’s the tab for the dismissal of ex-coach Charlie Weis that indeed may approach $19 million by the end. Weis received another buyout payment of $2,054,744 as part of the separation agreement for his firing in 2009, bringing the total amount paid to the ousted Irish coach and current Kansas head coach to nearly $10.8 million, according to federal tax documents the school provided the Tribune on Thursday.

It is the second consecutive payment of $2,054,744 to Weis after the initial payment of $6,638,403 after his firing. The university is scheduled for “additional annual payments” through Dec. 2015, so four more installments of the same $2 million-plus figure would bring the total to $18,966,867. Brian Kelly, meanwhile, earned a total of $1,088,179 from the school for a reporting period of July 2011 through June 2012, the documents show. That likely does not represent the total earnings for the coach that would lead Notre Dame to the national title game in January.

Gastric bypass surgery ain’t cheap folks. Somebody’s gotta cover those medical bills. I guess Weis is just livin’ the dream in Kansas now. You know, except for throwing up a 1-11 record last season with the Jayhawks and limping around the bottom of the Big 12. The guy’s still gets paid in the same range as Bob Stoops and Mack Brown for being fired from one team and absolutely tanking another. It’s incredible. It’s deplorable. And you’ve gotta love every minute of it. Making a fool out of Notre Dame. Making a fool of himself. Maybe he can find a way to get fired from Kansas and head back to Foxborough. Then his full diabolical plan would be complete.

Laurena from Rutgers 

Danielle from USC 

1 for Laurena…5 for Danielle

Toothpaste Man is back and I mean fucking BACK baby!  Just ripping the Electric Daisy Carnival to absolute shreds.  His dance moves simply cannot be topped, and what makes it all even more impressive is that he busts that shit out all while wearing a tube of toothpaste.  Next level stuff.

PS-  What’s the exact opposite of HD?  That’s what this video was filmed in.

-Thanks Ryan for the video.  Please buy an iPhone.

TMZ- Eva Longoria had an interesting Wednesday night … she GRADUATED from a master’s program at Cal State University Northridge. First off … this was NO honorary degree — 38-year-old Eva quietly busted her ass for the past 3 years (taking classes IN PERSON) to earn a master’s degree in Chicano and Chicana Studies from CSUN.  A rep for Longoria tells us … Eva began the program while she was still working on “Desperate Housewives” and found time to complete her schoolwork on the set. We’re told Eva’s thesis was titled, “Success STEMS From Diversity: The Value of Latinas in STEM Careers.

Is Eva kidding me right now? My graduation photos are all of me in sunglasses trying to find the right angle to hide the bloating after abusing my body for four years. No smiles, a fucked up hood and a triangle-shaped sunburn on my head. Absolute trainwreck. After seeing these pictures I almost want to follow in her footsteps and gets a masters in Chicano and Chicano Studies too, and by that I mean I want to spend the next two years touching myself to pictures of Eva Longoria.

PS- We also need to take a second to recognize Mr. Longoria for his phenomenal sperm and the ability rock a bolo tie like no one else before him. That’s high fashion.

Fuck this losing shit.   So sick of not placing in the money.  I win the bball tournaments.  I win the football tournaments.   I even win the hockey tournaments.  And here I am struggling to even break the top 100 in baseball every week.  It just doesn’t make any sense.  Enough is enough.  Tonight I hunker down and win this thing.  Count on it.

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Ze David Guetta remixes ze Empire of ze Sun “Alive.”

It’s officially official.  The Stool is heading to AC this summer and we’re throwing what could quite possibly be the biggest show we’ve ever done.  Not even exaggerating.  Huge space, AC in the summer.  Not so much a Blackout show as much as it is an event, an event that anyone in a 100 mile radius would be a flat out idiot to miss.  So mark it down on your calendars.  July 20th.  Atlantic City Convention Center.  Barstool Blackout.

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