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Shaq Does Bon Jovi Karaoke At LSU Bar
Sep 2310:15AM EST


TMZ - Call him the Black Bon Jovi … because Shaquille O’Neal got on stage at a college bar at LSU this week and belted out “YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME”.

The Diesel hit up Fred’s In Tigerland near the LSU campus Thursday night — his old stomping ground — when he decided he wanted to jump on stage with a local band and jam out to a rock song. We’re told … Shaq told the band to “follow my lead” … and then busted out some Jovi.

The best part — we’re told Shaq was dead sober for the whole thing … not one drop of alcohol.



Dead sober karaoke?  Choosing You Give Love A Bad Name?  Be more lame Shaq, jesus.  It’s your old college bar, throw down some Soco shots and let’s get weird in this bitch, for old time’s sake.   No idea how a guy who was so electric in Blue Chips, Kazaam, and the Shaq Diesel album ended up being such a square.


Miss basketball playing Shaq.  Dude was such a beast and so fun to watch, they just don’t make big men like that anymore.


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College Basketball In The Philippines Is No Joke
Sep 239:36AM EST




MANILA, Philippines The NCAA cracked the whip on a total of 17 players while suspending the three referees who officiated the Emilio Aguinaldo-Mapua 90th NCAA basketball game that resulted into an ugly free-for-all at The Arena in San Juan City Monday.

EAC’s John Tayongtong and Mapua’s Leo Gabo received the severest punishment for triggering the melee as the NCAA recommended Tuesday a five- and four-game suspension, respectively.




You thought Duke/UNC was intense?  Thought there was bad blood between Kentucky and Louisville?  Grew up thinking Syracuse/Georgetown was as vicious as it got?  Those pussy American rivalries don’t have shit on Mapua Institute of Technology vs. Emilio Aguinaldo College.

Ok I totally made that up but if we’re going just based on video evidence I think I’m not too far off base right?  I mean that was a flat out haymaker straight to the grill.  We’re talking molars and incisors all over the hardwood.   Don’t see that type of action in US hoops and that’s exactly why everybody in the NBA is such a pussy flopper now.  Screw forcing kids to go to college longer, should make 1 year playing abroad in the Philippines mandatory.  See how much a guy cries about getting tapped on the elbow when he spent a season getting his skull crushed by fists for every punk move.


Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Megan from Auburn
Sep 239:00AM EST

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Introducing Megan from Auburn.  It’s Tuesday, let’s do this.   Megan kicking the day off the right way.



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PartyNextDoor – Thirsty (Remix ft. Wale)
Sep 229:00PM EST


PartyNextDoor dropped off one of the sexiest albums of the summer and 2 months after the release cooled down everyones favorite rapper that kinda fell off but is kinda back on is remixing one of the project’s stand out tracks “Thirsty.” Let me tell ya, the thirst is really really real on this one.

PS if you didn’t listen to PND album “PartyNextDoor 2″ the first time around, definitely change that now, this stuff with give you feels for weeks.

Click to stream “PartyNextDoor 2

The Blackout Tour Returns To Worcester And Hartford October 23rd And 24th
Sep 227:30PM EST

These Blackouts are going to be fucking wild. We love to Blackout in Hartford and Worcester and what better places other than the Palladium and the Webster Theatre to do that. All former smokes get in for free like always and we promise there will be a TON in attendance. These shows will sell out so get your tickets while you still can!


Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)






Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)


Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Ciara from Texas A&M
Sep 225:30PM EST

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Introducing Ciara from Texas A&M.  It’s like everything that comes out of A&M is awesome.



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This Is What Sex Looks Like When Someone Films You Through An MRI Machine
Sep 224:50PM EST

Vox – Magnetic Resonance Imaging “sees” inside the body by mapping the position of water molecules, which exist at different densities in different types of tissue. Watch the video above for a sample of some impressive MRI images of the human body in action.



I’m not going to say that this is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen — though, as anyone who’s ever bagged a hog or two can tell you, sex is sex — but it is pretty interesting to see the whole process through an MRI machine in the video above and in GIF form right here:





I could use a little more guidance on as to if this is some good deep dicking or a mediocre pounding because right now it looks like this dude straight up mushed this chick’s guts. But then the MRI looks like kind of a pencil dick so maybe every d in v scenario looks basically the same? Not a lot of torque on the hips either so maybe this girl is just wildly unsatisfied even by MRI sex standards and I’m here pumping this dude up like he’s King Dick? Vox thought they could shove two randoms into an MRI machine and have all the answers and then here I go changing all the cock based questions.



Decent chance the sex MRI chick could have used a visit from the horn bro. Turn that pussy into Gushers with just one stanza of “What A Wonderful World.”



Avicii – The Nights
Sep 224:10PM EST

Avicii, so hot right now, except for the part where he had to cancel his entire fall tour because he looks like he hasn’t eaten anything but coke in a year.  Obviously the song is fire though, pretty much the only thing you can expect from the dude who filled our sky with stars this summer and woke us up with the biggest song of 2013.

Get well soon Aveechee, the world needs your techno music more than you’ll ever know…


CU Boulder’s Alpha Phi Bid Day Was Absolutely Savage
Sep 223:50PM EST



And of course we wouldn’t let you go without a full Tumblr breakdown of Alpha Phi…











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Want to see your sorority repped on the Stool?  Send Tumblrs and Instagrams to and we’ll feature it some point during the week.



















































Best Of The Viceroy’s Week 4…From Hickeys, to Gameday, to Passing Out and Beyond
Sep 223:20PM EST


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