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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Adrianna from Orange County College
Sep 235:30PM EST

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Introducing Adrianna from Orange County College.  Doesn’t matter how big or small, if you go to a school in California, chances are like 98% that you’re super hot.




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This Absurdly Tiny Chick With The Biggest Boobs In Thailand Seems Like A Nice Lady
Sep 234:50PM EST

YouTube – Amy Maxim, a model and singer, has undergone three breast enhancement surgeries and now boasts 50-inch breasts… the biggest pair in Thailand, she claims.



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You know what, nothing wrong here. Amy Maxim had a dream and she accomplished it. And then used it to get famous, all without even looking as weird as you might expect someone who rose to prominence under the knife of a surgeon to be. In a perfect world, it should be so easy for all of us to just strap a couple Hindenburgs to your chest and ride the roller coaster to fame and fortune. I also really respect how modest she is. If I were a chick with a huge rack — obviously I think about this often, occasionally while looking in the mirror, yelling at my penis and cursing all the Gods — I’d be talking shit all the time about how great they are and how flat chested chicks need to step their game up. But here’s Amy Maxim just being humble and appreciative of the opportunities her big jugs have granted her. Can’t be mad at that.



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And to top it all off, she might be the greatest East Asian philosopher since Confucius. Truer words have never been spoken by a 110 pound Thai woman who’s more plastic than flesh I’d have to believe. Drop these truth bombs in every order of pad thai and you might be onto something.



via @dcscrap

3 New Songs From Dillon Francis (ft. Major Lazer + DJ Snake)
Sep 234:10PM EST

With Dillon Francis’ debut album on the way, we’ve been getting a barrage of new music from EDM’s resident clownboy.  With the lead single off the album, “When We Were Young,” headed for well-deserved pop smashdom, D.France hits us with some ratchetness on a new collab with Major Lazer as well as a rework of his and DJ Snake’s unavoidable twerk anthem “Get Low.”  And if you’re in the mood for something a little more easy listening, check out Dillon’s latest remix, a melodic house spin on Aussie darling Strange Talk’s “Morning Sun.”

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In Just Over A Month, We Will Be Blacking Out In Worcester And Hartford
Sep 233:45PM EST

Do you all remember the last few times in Worcester in Hartford? Probably not because you Blacked the Fuck Out, so here’s a little reminder.







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Thats right, October 24th we will be at the Palladium in Worcester and October 25th we will be at the Webster Theatre in Hartford. These Blackouts get fucking wild especially in Hartford in Worcester. These are going to be crazy, there will be a TON of smokes, and Dante will be there dropping some incredible beats. Tickets will sell out so get them while you still can!



Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)






Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)


Former USC Cornerback Suing Lane Kiffin and The School For Making Him Play With Concussion, Dehydration and The Flu
Sep 233:15PM EST

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Daily News - Former USC cornerback Brian Baucham filed a lawsuit against the university and former coach Lane Kiffin on Monday, alleging he suffered permanent injuries after being forced to play in a game while he was ill in 2012.

Baucham’s lawsuit claimed that he was “forced by Coach Kiffin to play a home game even though Mr. Baucham was very ill and diagnosed by the USC Health Clinic with an influenza-like illness, viral pharyngitis and dehydration.”

After playing in a game on Sept. 22, 2012 against California, “Baucham suffered from cardiopulmonary damage, as well as brain injury with neurocognitive deficits,” according to the lawsuit.

There is no specific dollar damage listed in the lawsuit, which was filed by the law firm of Agnew Brusavich in Torrance.

“USC and Head Coach Kiffin were clearly negligent and acted with conscious disregard for Brian’s welfare and safety by forcing him to play in the California Golden Bears game … despite his verified medical history and seriously ill condition,” said Baucham’s lawyer, Bruce M. Brusavich.




Lane Kiffin, even when he’s not at your school anymore, he’s still fucking you over.  Guy is like the plague of college football, spreading from campus to campus like the fleas on the rats on the ships.  He’ll show up, lose a bunch of games, ruin your reputation, oh and if you’re really lucky he’ll stick you with a sweet lawsuit.  Cardiopulmonary damage and brain injury?  Yup, sounds like a Lane Kiffin leftover problem.

And the most amazing part about it?  He’ll end up at an even better job for his next one!  It’s incredible. The snake force is so strong with this dude.   Might be tough for Raiders/Vols/SC fans to hear but you almost…almost…have to respect it.



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h/t my girl @HeatherBrit

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Tessa from Furman U. vs. Jenny from Delaware
Sep 232:30PM EST

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Tessa from Furman


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Jenny from UDel


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1 for Tessa…5 for Jenny


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Miss America 2015 Was Kicked Out Of Her Hofstra Sorority For “Abusive Hazing”
Sep 232:00PM EST

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FOX - Miss America Kira Kazantsev was kicked out of her Long Island college sorority after a hazing scandal, she admitted on “Good Morning America” Tuesday morning.

“Under the broad definition of hazing, yes, I was involved,” she said. “At the time, unfortunately, that was just the culture of the university, and I was hazed, and I was kind of brought up through the organization thinking that is appropriate behavior…”

The newly crowned pageant queen, whose platform in the competition was anti-domestic abuse, was kicked out of Hofstra University’s Alpha Phi sorority last year after she sent an email ahead of an event to members of her sorority that she said was misinterpreted.

“In the email I made a joke that was taken out of context and forwarded,” she said.

So what was the joke? “That we would make the evening scary for the pledges.”

She described the hazing pledges were put through, explaining they were made to do “menial tasks.”

“It included something like you would stand in a line and basically like recite information or a few sleepless nights crafting,” she said.



Love that explanation of her abusive hazing.  Making pledges “stand in lines reciting information” and “staying up late crafting.”  Riiiiight.  I prefer to go with what this unnamed source over at Jezebel had to say about Hofstra pledging:


A recent graduate who attended Hofstra at the same time as Kazantsev told Jezebel that the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to them at the end of the video, the former student said, was branded a dyke, ridiculed, and tossed out. The remaining girls were then forced to perform oral sex on their sorority “big sisters.” Other Greeks required pledges to sit in circles around bowls of cat food and other various inedibles. They’d take turns eating and as soon as someone threw up, they had to eat the puke. Another sorority would wrap completely naked pledges in tinfoil, take them to bars, and instruct them to dance until last call. Patrons would pull pieces of foil off, and pledges were considered sexually up for grabs.



Now THAT is some quality hazing!  I mean there’s a 0% chance it’s true but that’s at least how I like to picture my sororities in my head.    Like a scene from the most NC-17 chick version of Animal House imaginable, and this is basically the script right here.  Watching lesbian porn and eating each other out all over the house then hitting the bar in nothing but tin foil.  Greek Life done right.  Wish we could go back and re-do the Q&A portion of Miss America, skip the Ray Rice question and ask Kira if she passed the newspaper test.  That’s what the people want to know.

Maryland’s Dez Wells Finds Himself In Anatomy Textbook
Sep 231:40PM EST


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That awkward moment when you find your name and likeness being used in a $400 textbook that you had to buy at full price.  That’s just that NCAA life.


It’s all good though, Dez doesn’t need to get paid for what he does on the court once he has his Qualitative Biomechanical Analysis degree to fall back on.





h/t Eric

Kendrick Lamar – i
Sep 231:20PM EST


After a two year spree of features on top of features the solo Kendrick drought is over. Kendrick season is officially here and he’s kicking it off with “i” a bright, feel good, rather cheesy single that will get you at least somewhat happy on this bummer Tuesday afternoon.

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Guy Tries To Assault A Chick, Jumps Out A Window, Breaks Both His Legs, Crawls Away Hilariously While She Talks Shit
Sep 2312:30PM EST



If I’m to take the video upload at face value, apparently this guy found a woman’s phone, offered to bring it to her when she called the number, came into her house with a knife and tried to sexually assault her before her sister and the girl fought him off. Or, as the Liveleak uploader explains:


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Yeah that cleared it all up for sure. I love the karma and the chick chirping at him so I’m not in any position to salute this horrible man who looks like an emaciated Kimbo Slice. But at the same time you’ve kind of got to admire his effort to get away here while still holding his comically oversized knife. Heart of a scumbag champion: