Warning: There’s some partial nudity of good and bad varieties here so be careful before clicking play.
I’m usually not much for these “fail compilation” videos; most of them you’ve seen before and it’s just an easy way for lazy YouTube channels to pick up some views. But I have to say that this compilation titled “The Ultimate Drunk Girl Fails Compilation (NSFW)” held my attention from start to finish. It was like one of those infomercials for a Greatest Hits album, just hit after hit, each one more enjoyable than the last. For just $19.99 paid in three monthly installments you can relive the magic of:
Cute Chick Paralyzed After Falling Ten Flights Onto Her Spine
Hot Girl Tries To Fuck A Tree For Some Reason
Menopausal Skank Falls And Breaks Her Hip
And so much more!
Is there any more paradoxical existence in the world than drunk chicks? Like 97% of all the breasts seen in public, covered in beads or without, belong to some drunk girl. But anyone who’s ever babysitted their drunk girlfriend when she vomits all over your closet or maybe had a white mom who indulged in a few too many Chardonnays knows how much of a nightmare they can be in the wild. But who do you have to thank for best sexual experiences you’ve ever had? The very same drunk girlfriend or the random slob pounding Blue Moons at Buffalo Wild Wings, probably. But then they pick a fight with strangers or insist on making sorority door chants when they stopped paying dues a decade prior and they’re back to being the worst again. Drunk girls giveth and drunk girls taketh away. Nature’s living yin and yang.