November 17, 2014 - November 23, 2014
GoPro of a ParaCommando Parachuting Into 100,000 Person Crowd at Alabama Football Game Takes You Into The Weekend
Roll damn Tide. And with a home game against West Carolina this weekend, pretty sure they will by 50.
Utah/Arizona, Notre Dame/Louisville, BC/FSU, Baylor/OK State and USC/UCLA highlight the Saturday slate. Oh and Harvard/Yale I guess if that’s your thing. See everybody out there.
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Avicii and Wyclef, Elephante, Beyonce, Pusha T, Rick Ross, and Knife Party all come through with hits during the best week of new music we’ve had in a dog’s age.
Girlfriend Snoops On Guy’s Phone, Guy Tries To Prank Her In Response And Whoops Here Come Her Stabby Scissors
and the after…
I’ve long thought the YouTube prank video game would get someone killed* and this is one step closer to its final resting place. My natural inclination with these videos is that they’re all fake and stupid but if this video and its followup aren’t real, the chick in the video might be the Meryl Streep of whatever Ikea-filled European country they’re based out of. The storming back and forth to pack a bag, the flustered way she figured out “Scissors! Perfect for stabbing humans and electronics!”, this guy with his evil Eastern European “So ve are going to PRANK her” with an absolutely perfect face to match:
…they all absolutely result in me as a 9-year-old wanting to keep believing Santa’s real but I just NEED to believe this happened.
Plus if a sidepiece is taking cocky photos on the dude you’re banging’s phone while he’s asleep, isn’t this EXACTLY the face she’d have to make to drive you into a stabby rage?
It’s all just so perfect. Fake and gay, Jmac’d, how did the camera film her as she actually checked the phone, whatever man, me and scissors chick think it’s real and we’re going to go stabbing the shit out of everyone’s LCD TVs until you all recognize and appreciate the gravity of Sweatpants McVampire’s pranks and how they’re tearing us all apart.
*Yes we all know it’s going to be one of the hood pranks that gets someone killed, no need to point out the obvious.
NC State’s BeeJay Anya Has 10 Blocks In 25 Minutes…Including 4 On One Possession (Also Has Awesome Name)
I think coaching a D1 basketball team is a really tough job but in this case I think I could handle it. Ummm hey guys. Stop driving the lane on BeeJay ok? That’d be great. He’s #21. Yup that one, the one that keeps sending your shit into the 16th row every time you shoot it. Ballboy is still trying to track down the last one. Let’s try a pull up jumper maybe? How’s that sound? Ready break.
It’s that ‘Yonce back again, this time dropping off a pair of all new solo efforts before her Beyonce: Platinum Edition hits shelves early next week. The beefed-up re-release features Kanye West’s “Drunk In Love” remix as well as Nicki Minaj’s rendtition of “Flawless,” and will probably sell way too many copies but not go platinum because only T.Swift does that anymore.
13-Year-Old Kid’s Response To His Best Friend Coming Out Is Everything Awesome And Ridiculous About Society Right Now
Buzzfeed – Twitter user @paleveil posted this amazing text exchange between her little brother and his best friend.
She told BuzzFeed News she didn’t include his name for privacy reasons, but she did ask his permission before tweeting it.
She also said that he’s been pretty shocked by the reactions online. As of Thursday, the screenshots of his coming out have been retweeted almost 30,000 times.
I’m obviously going to come at you with a more progressive angle on this given that just a week ago I called a post-op transgender burly biker relatively hot but at this point where we are as a society, I legitimately think this 13-year-old kid feeling comfortable enough to come out to his best friend is a good thing. At that age, your dick already has its mind made up on what’s making it move so the sooner this kid’s in touch with that, the better off and happier he’ll be in life. But the weird part to me is how sterile the texts are, like something out of a handbook with an adult writing how they think kids these days talk. Like it’s just an absurdly indifferent response from someone who’s still a child and should be a little confused about the deal. I’m not saying his reply should be like the dude making Dirk Diggler jerk off in the truck in Boogie Nights but he should at least have some questions like “When did you figure this out” and “Are you sure” and “You’re not gonna try to blow me, right?” One of my best friends could come out to me now and I’d at least be like “Whoa, that’s unexpected” and I’m an adult man who pays bills and well I guess that’s basically the only adult thing I do. But can kids just be kids for a second? These replies are more socially aware and better written than half the blogs on this site, I can’t handle it.
On the plus side the gay kid’s friend pretty much just won the lottery, right? Your best friend of three years just came out, you handled it well, girls are going to find out and think he’s so cool and want to be his best friend, and you’ve just signed up for the perfect wing man for all of puberty and high school. Just a personal concierge for all the age appropriate pussy in the world who’ll never forget how great you were to him when he was worried about people accepting him for who he is. Couple that with this kid’s willingness to talk on the phone and he’s going to be absolutely SWIMMING in it. Kinda hate him the more I think about it actually.