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Jacksonville State’s Caleb Lawrence Won College Football Last Night and the Season Barely Even Started

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If any stupid trainer or equipment manager tries to put Caleb Lawrence in a bigger jersey I will personally fly down to Jacksonville and punch them in the face.  Let the fat guy live, he’s absolutely perfect the way he is.

 

 

 

 

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College GameDay Live Blog Featuring All The Crab Jokes You Can Handle

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Aug 309:15AM EST

 

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See any awesome signs?  Tweet em to @kmarkobarstool 

White Dude With Some Casual Topical Ferguson Humor Kicking Off The College GameDay Season

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Aug 308:56AM EST

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It’s that time of year again…where Kmarko gets to wake up at 8:30 AM on a Saturday to screenshot signs off his TV screen.

White dude kicking off the season with some super aggressive topical Michael Brown humor.   Barstool signs aren’t allowed though.

 

 

 

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PS – Jesus, we are really coming out firing this year not holding anything back.

 

 

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We Are Exactly 2 Weeks Away From Blacking Out In Providence! Who’s Ready To Party?

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Aug 297:00PM EST

Let’s bring in the weekend with some bangers from our Blackout DJ Dante!!!

 


 

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So Dante our Blackout DJ is ready to fucking party and take Lupo’s over with some of the wildest tracks he has ever dropped and it’s time to get WILD!!! Providence has a reputation for having some of the craziest Blackouts we have ever had and this one will be no different. All smokes get in for free, people will be fucking raging, and the Lupos is going to BLACKOUT!!! September 12th, Lupos HeartBreak Hotel, you dont want to miss this! Tickets are on sale NOW!!!!

 

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The Barstool U Week In Smokeshows 8/29

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 Alyssa from College of Charleston 

 

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Peyton from TCU 

 

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Breanna from Tennessee

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Christina from San Diego State

 

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 Anna from Texas A&M

 

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Sarah from Michigan State

 

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Ariana from UCF

 

 

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Jackie from Dunk City

 

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 Kelsie from UCLA

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Taylor from FAU

 

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Barstool Viceroy #SmokeShowOfTheDay Contest Is Live… Vote Now!

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Aug 294:30PM EST

SSOTD

Girl with the most RTs at Midnight tonight wins $100. RT your favorite girl to help her out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Taylor from FAU

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Aug 293:30PM EST

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Introducing Taylor from FAU.  Another epic week of smokeshows in the books.  Is it just me or are girls getting hotter and hotter?  Have a good holiday weekend everybody!

 

 

 

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ECU Alpha Xi Delta Taking You Into The Weekend

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See everybody Tuesday!  And of course some CFB updates throughout the weekend.  Got a smokeshow coming up in a bit as well as the Barstool U Week In Smokeshows later this afternoon.  Have a good one.

 

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ECU Alpha Chi Delta 

 

 

 

Want to see your sorority repped on the Stool?  Send Tumblrs and Instagrams to tips@barstoolu.com and we’ll feature it some point during the week. 

 

 

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Best New Music Of The Week From Drake, Zedd, Garrix, Sean Leon, Childish Gambino + More

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Aug 292:46PM EST

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With new jams from electro gods Zedd, Garrix and Porter Robinson and hip-hop mainstays Drake, Sean Leon & Gambino putting in work it’s been one way hot week for new music.

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You’ve Failed Labor Day Weekend Unless You’re Intensely Fingering A Chick In McDonald’s Like This Guy

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Aug 292:20PM EST

 

 

Seems like someone satisfied his Big Mac Attack without even ordering the burger, way more than a quarter pound of meat in those buns for sure. I love the guy’s static death glare head game, too. He looks like a total nerd and must be horrified that this video is out there but I’ve got nothing but respect for the way DJ Diddles is working his craft. She’s a big girl so he might be mistaking some thigh stretch marks for the vagine but damned if he isn’t still fluttering away for her satisfaction. Game recognize game, kid, go big or go home.

 

1,000,000 to 1 odds she got as much joy out of that as she did the McDonald’s, though. Not even saying that just because she’s pleasingly plump — well, maybe a little, check out how she got the super sized meal based on how big the cup is — but just because there’s nothing on Earth better than 3 a.m. drunken McDonald’s. You give me the choice between going home to bang out Scarlett Johansson or go get some McSnack Wraps and a McFlurry and some fries…I’m choosing Scarlett because I’m not a fat fucking idiot. But it’s close.

 

 

(via Mentality Mag)