It’s Bowl Season bitches!!
Ok not really any games that anybody cares about, unless of course you go to the school, have a son on the team, or are a degenerate gambler.
But we’re a college sports blog so we’re gonna report on the scores real quick damnit.
548 total yards for Utah, that’s a lot of yards, exciting stuff.
Utah State won a Bowl for the 3rd straight year, go nuts Aggies fans.
From 2-10 to 10-3 and winners of the Potato Bowl, talk about a turnaround.
If you weren’t watching the RayCom Media Camellia Bowl at 10 PM on a Saturday night…what the fuck WERE you doing?
Anyway that’s out of the way, now on to the more interesting stuff. Like hot ass Potato Bowl cheerleaders.
The Vegas Bowl got the best of this CSU tailgater.
Final Score – Utah 45, Colorado State 10, This Guy -4.
That awkward moment when your new girlfriend’s parents ask what you do and you say you are the Umbrella Holder for a giant potato.
At least it’s an honest living, the world needs ditch diggers and potato mascot suit water prevention technicians too.
Lol, do you get it
Raise your hand if that made you giggle because you’re immature like me.
Doesn’t matter how bad the games are, some people just need their college football fix. Even if they’re in the middle of refereeing a basketball game.
Dan Mullen won Christmas sweaters for the weekend.
KFC probably hates it though.
Louisiana Lafayette won their 4th straight New Orleans Bowl. Why do I care?
1, because that’s impressive.
2 and more importantly, because poor Brock Hekking is probably on the depression bender to end all benders right now still.