March 2, 2015 - March 8, 2015
This one dropped in low quality form last week, but today we’re #blessed with the CDQ version of Ye’s latest single, the fiery “All Day” featuring Theo London and Allan Kingdom. Between this, jumping on 2 tracks on the Big Sean album, teaming up with Rihanna and Paul McCartney for the year’s biggest single so far, and having an album on the way by the name of So Help Me God, Kanye is on his way to having a seriously serious 2015.
Harvard Kid Complains That The Party House Isn’t Having Enough Parties…Gets Torn To Pieces By The Most Vicious Ivy League Email Response Ever
Ever heard elitist Ivy League kids talk email shit about partying? It’s your lucky day!
[via Concourse] – The author of the email lives in a 10-person suite in Currier House, which is historically known for hosting big parties. After receiving a snotty email from a sophomore named Tyler who thinks the 10-person-suite residents haven’t been throwing enough parties—”Thought that was a party suite? EOM.”—our fed-up resident decided to respond with a 1,700-word missive.
We can’t throw a party because we are banned by Currier for the next month. We throw parties, but cleaning up sucks, planning is tedious, and other housekeeping items take time, so we don’t do it as often as possible. We’ve had a public party about every other week on average – which we hope is not too bad. But, we also have parties which are not public because the ten people in our suite are part of student organizations who ask us to host sometimes, so “party suite” means more than just public parties by default. Some weekends we can’t throw parties because it is LSAT or MCAT. And God forbid we want some weekends without parties. Throwing parties also cost money, time, and planning on many levels. So please take your issue to the Currier administration if you are still upset about our subpar commitment to Currier social life after this email. Or you can also send out an email to the three Solariums asking them the same question you asked us…they’re also social spaces, so I’m not sure why you targeted us :/
Honestly we love Currier. We really try really hard to contribute to social life here. I can’t imagine senior year without the TenMan. It’s the best room ever and I brag about it all the time to my friends. I don’t mind cleaning up, or working parties while everyone has a good time, or spending a few bucks on alcohol. I am committed enough that I even built, from scratch, the bar which is currently in the TenMan. I love the tree community – it means a lot to me, but sometimes, things are out of my control. Once you lottery for senior housing, you’ll understand that very few groups actually WANT the tenman. But I did, and I am committed to social liveliness. I mean I started the tradition of Wednesday movie nights, live in the tenman, have made several housing day videos, was part of hoco – I am having a good time at Harvard with house life. You’re busy resume building by working at the Crimson and stuff, which is admirable, but I don’t think that puts you in a position to give us shit.
Please let me explain: two weeks ago, Valentine’s day, we threw a party which did not end up great. It was because drunk students like you, Tyler, made some mistakes. As a result, we are banned from parties, for one month, because of students like you, who can’t hold their alcohol and fucked it up for the entire house (and campus). Those the likes of you, showed up completely GONE already, puking all over lower main, never even making it to our party. Two confirmed people actually went to the hospital from Currier. Our first (practically unavoidable) mistake was just letting these people know about the party in the first place. I know you were probably drunk, so I forgive you (kind of), for sending that rude email…but I must explain ourselves to the rest of Currier – so in the end, least one good thing can come of your email.
Tyler, I am personally asking you to, next time, privately ask us why we are not currently hosting, instead of assuming things. That may be a slightly better idea. We can then leave it there. Though unlikely, you’d probably even apologize to us for being quite a silly student if you realize your mistake, because until then, “Thought that was a party suite? EOM” (-Tyler [redacted]) will stay that way for you. Consider yourself uninvited for now. Maybe you can throw a party and show us how it is done, because you apparently have nothing better to do on a Saturday night at 2AM, besides cry on Currier Underground – because evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future. If you need me to spell it out to you AGAIN: we, the TenMan, are following the administration’s requests, and taking full responsibility for making the mistake of not being able to properly control students, like you, during our last party. Sorry Currier, we the tenman, fucked up. But hopefully, one out of our six or so public parties this year is excusable. Tyler, we apologize. To show our sincerity, the next party theme we host will be in your honor: “bad hair sTylers,” where everyone comes to the party with shitty hair because they can’t handle alcohol and passed out drunk before the party, and also just have an overall shitty sTyle – kind of like you. Everyone except Tyler is invited. *Lyke dis if you cry evry thyme 4 Ty13r!*
Everyone, please feel free to tell Mr. Bukakke [redacted], “Thank You, for convincing the TenMan to throw parties again.” But first we should let him nap, because he is a “Connoisseur of naps,” according to his twitter. Maybe after this unique talent, he will realize he was being a wee-bit mean to us. Again, Currier, I’m begging you, please, let Tyler know how much you appreciate his efforts. PLEASE. He must be the greatest student of us all. I thought you were better than this, Tyler. :( I mean you were admitted to Harvard, Yale, Stanford, University of Pennsylvania, University of Chicago, University of Michigan, Notre Dame, Indiana University and Georgetown, and are a tutor in 40 academic subjects, so I mistakenly thought you were smarter (Yo doe, guys, biology is not on dat list, so I still am more qualified, in at least one subject :P ). Looks like the Phillips Academy prep school kid learned no social skills there. At least your parents have the excuse that you were at boarding school, so they had no time to teach you common sense when it comes to being understanding and having manners. Yale, Stanford, UPenn, U Chicago U Michigan, Notre Dame, Indy U, and Georgetown have been spared of a disgrace of a human being.
Sorry for the rude email. Aside from it, I think we could actually be pretty good friends. In all seriousness, we have a lot in common! I mean, I am from the midwest too, and so I, basically by default, enjoy camping and fishing like you, I am also a feminist like you, and I also worked on the Obama campaign like you; you seem like a pretty nice guy is my point. We both lived in Wigglesworth, and fun fact, you actually live in the SAME room I did my sophomore year, no lie…and so if this trend continues, you will be lucky enough to live in the TenMan your senior year too…where you will be lucky enough to throw parties to your liking, and thereby, doing it way better than us and everyone before us! Money can buy your way to prep school and Harvard, but apparently does a few things to your sense of entitlement and ego. Hopefully, it will make up for it by doing some things to Party Life at Harvard too. So until you are able to throw daddy’s money into parties, you’ll need to know that sometimes, frequency is out of your control. You are probably blessed with enough money to throw into parties all the time – so maybe that’s why it’s easy to say “Thought that was a party suite? EOM”. I mean it’s not like you’re the only child in your family, and your dad owns a business and your mom’s a dental anesthesiologist (a profession which makes, on average, over $160,000/year)…I mean I might be wrong, in which case I apologize, and you really need to get that picture of yourself off of dogguard.com, because they are stealing your beautiful face….So maybe you can give us some money to fund a party next month? Or maybe you can use it to bribe the house administration so we can start partying this week. Or maybe you can just look at it and use it to check your damn privilege and shove it up your ass, wipe your remaining pride away and flush it down the poor toilet that has to touch your filthy ass to water the trees that are cursed with having to produce oxygen for you. Wanna come clean our room after a party with several hundred people passing through? (Just to give you an idea, we went through over 500 cups during Harvard Yale) Have you ever cleaned – or have people just done it for you? Cause that doesn’t happen in our room – we have to clean. If you are willing to clean and cover the cost, we will gladly throw a party every week. I’d also like to see the prep school kid kick someone out of a party or handle a situation where shit hits the fan. Piss the fuck off, man. You’re a social studies concentrator, so where’s your social skills? Would the humble outdoorsman, the feminist, and the Obama supporters, the marginalized groups which you have supported in the past, be proud of you for making such a bold and ignorant comment? Especially given you have no idea of others’ personal, academic, or social circumstances? Fuck no. Go drink some more of your unappreciated privilege while you suck on a cum stained dildo, you tool. How dare you have the nerve to say such dumb comments while being in your extremely naive position. Do you have any fucking idea how that makes people feel? More importantly, do you have any clue how dumb that makes you look? How entitled do you feel when you say shit like that? You’re not even 21, you can’t even legally consume alcohol…like wut? Be a bit more humbled when you need to be and don’t say shit that shows off how arrogant you are. Be a bit more appreciative in life sometimes. The hours the tenman gives up in voluntarily working our parties so ungrateful shit like you can have a good time is evidently not worth it.
Sorry for not throwing a party this weekend, bruh. It’s not like you were going to get lucky anyway. Any person willing to have sex with you is just too lazy to rub one out.
Sincerely yours (always and forever),
P.S. If your email has been hacked, be mad at the person who hacked it, not me for the strongly worded email.
P.P.S. ^That was my senior thesis.
And that b0ld font right there is what we like to call a nerd fatality. Just a good old fashioned verbal Ivy skullfucking. Let this be a lesson learned to all the geeks on campus – the Tenman* is not to be fucked with over email. You complain about a lack of parties, might as well suck on a cum stained dildo you arrogant prep school dickhead with horrible hair.
*asked Zollo what this means, guess it’s a senior room in one of the dorms, some huge common room with 10 singles off of it.
High School Girls Basketball Team Forced To Forfeit From The Playoffs Because They Wore Pink Jerseys To Support Breast Cancer
LA Times - Harbor City Narbonne has been removed from the City Section Open Division girls’ basketball playoffs and forced to forfeit its semifinal win over View Park in a decision by City Section Commissioner John Aguirre after the team wore illegal uniforms in its 57-52 win on Saturday. View Park will replace Narbonne in Saturday’s championship game against Palisades at Cal State Dominguez Hills. Narbonne also will not be allowed into the state playoffs, according to City Section administrator Dick Dornan.
The team wore uniforms with pink numbers and pink letters, in violation of City Section rules.
“Breast cancer awareness is in October, and there’s a process for people to request color change,” Aguirre said. “If they’re going to blatantly disregard these rules and regulations, they’re going to affect kids.”
In statement released Monday night, Principal Gerald Kobata said, “Ths a huge disappointment for the girls basketball team, a team that worked so hard to achieve success on the court and in the classroom. We were unaware that honoring cancer victims with uniforms was against California Interscholastic Federation rules. I feel badly for the students—especially the seniors—their families and the Narbonne community. Though bound by the decision, I want to make sure this never happens again here.” Narbonne Coach Victoria Sanders said she was unaware that prior approval was needed to wear pink on the uniforms.
“I was under the impression we were able to do it,” she said. “I didn’t know we had to fill out a waiver.”
The City Section has a rule that schools must wear uniforms only featuring their school colors. Earlier this school year, North Hollywood had to forfeit a girls’ volleyball match for wearing black uniforms. Black is not part of its school colors. Adding to the confusion is that University has called the City Section office today asking to get a chance to play View Park because Narbonne used the same uniforms last week in a win over University, Coach Ron Cass said. University did not file a protest at the time.
“We want to play View Park,” Cass said. The City Section denied the University request, saying the protest needed to be filed earlier.
So this story is pretty ridiculous. You shouldn’t be banned from the regional and state playoffs just because you wore a certain color on your jersey, that’s absolutely idiotic. If you won you should advance, you can’t be banned for something so trivial, especially when their hearts were in the right place in doing so. But having said that, I will say that I think the trend of “raising awareness” has lost some of its charm for me. And what I mean by that is there are a billion people in this day and age who only do things so they can get the credit for having done them. So they can put it up on their facebook or their twitter and show the world how great of a soul they are for helping this cause even though they really didn’t do anything. I’m not trying to say there aren’t a lot of good people out there who truly want to help, I just think the glory boys severely out number them. So while it’s an extremely nice and heartfelt gesture for this school to wear pink on their uni’s to show support for those affected by cancer, they could have better served those people in other ways. Like a carwash or bake sale or 50-50 raffle at the playoff game. I don’t want to sound like a cynical douchebag but really the only way to find a cure for these horrific diseases is money and resources. Like I said, it’s a great gesture, but the people going wild about the district banning them for trying to support cancer victims are kind of molding the narrative. Yes it’s a robotic and heartless move. They probably studied under the tutelage of the NCAA. But they didn’t steal money out of the hands of cancer donations the way some people are making it out to be. It’s a shitty move and I already said I think if you win on the court fairly you should advance no matter what jersey you wore, but let’s also not act like the school board are the sticky bandits stealing change from charity. They’re just enforcing the rigid rules without taking the time to look at them with their heart and brain. It is bullshit though and hopefully this gets reversed because I can’t imagine the disappointment of missing state playoffs just because of what color you wore that day.
Freep - One day after the University of Michigan sanctioned Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity for wreckage wrought by out-of-control partying at Treetops Resort, the Gaylord resort’s general manager said the price tag for the destruction is about $430,000, four times the original estimate.
“If you just look at our out-of-pocket expenses, things we’ve paid to contractors, third parties, it’s around $230,000. It doesn’t take into consideration management time or damage to the resort’s reputation. Our accountants and attorneys are saying that this could be up to an additional $200,000,” Barry Owens, Treetops general manager, said in an e-mail statement Saturday.
“We’re now talking a total of $430,000,” he said.
Added to that, Owens said he had reason to believe the fraternity might not pay the resort for the destruction.
“It also has become evident that the fraternity representatives have suggested that they are unwilling to pay for the damage that they caused the resort,” Owens said in the statement. He could not be reached for further explanation.
How to fucking rage 101, presented by Michigan’s Sammy. What started out as a casual weekend ski trip slowly morphed into a $50K in damages disaster…
…only to transform into a $430K full blown catastrophe. 430 Thousand! Almost half a million bucks in damages. Almost positive you could set off a bomb in the lobby then bring heavy construction equipment in to bulldoze the remaining wreckage to the ground and still come to less than $430,000 in damages. I smell a hotel trying to take advantage of some college kids who signed a pretty hefty waiver. Sucks, but then again, it would appear you picked up literally every piece of furniture in the building and smashed it into 19 pieces against the walls then ripped the ceilings out. Soooo kind of brought it on yourself there maybe.
The last of a dying breed. Everybody knows Brent openly talks about lines, this is nothing new. My only question is how much does he let ride on a game that he works? 4 grand? 5 grand? Does he bet 5 grand on these? Over 6? It can’t be 7 grand. Don’t tell me he bets $7,000 on these games. What does he bet on these games! I want to know! Oh my god, $10,000?! Ok, I’m walking out of here right now assuming he bets ten thousand dollars a game unless he tells me different.
P.S. I bet Brent was already counting his money at halftime before that outrageous comeback. That lady luck is a real cold hearted whore. Now do me a favor and roll the damn tape.
The Chainsmokers might have been responsible for “Selfie,” but these dudes are far from a one trick pony. Their follow up single, “Kanye,” was an indie pop hit, and now the NYC-based duo are back with another monster track, a progressive house smash featuring vocals from one of the best young bands on the planet. Enjoy, and look for a big 2015 out of The Chainsmokers.
Can’t tell if it’s a turn-on or not that this chick would legitimately end my life in a fight, like kill me to the point of being dead. I think it is?
Then we got Wozniacki who I don’t think I’ve ever been attracted to until this video.
Not like super hot by any means, but she’s got that Taylor Swift type of cute good girl vibe going which I’m digging.
Whatever, it’s 20 degrees outside, chicks on tropical locations in bikinis are always welcome in my book.
Published on Mar 2, 2015 - I was walking by the drain in the faculty lot near the student center when I started to hear voices in the drains.
I did some research and some of the names were the founders of Pi Kappa Phi fraternity.
KSU Sentinel – Harmonious chants echoed from the underground sewer systems of Kennesaw State University in the late evening hours of March 1 after a Sentinel staff member stumbled across voices coming from a drainage grate at the south Student Center faculty parking lot.
Sentinel photo editor, Matthew Boggs, was walking across a seemingly vacant campus parking lot when he heard voices coming from beneath him.
“I was walking across campus on a night photo-walk when I thought I heard voices coming from behind me. I turned around and there was no one there,” said Boggs. “I realized it was coming from the drain and I first thought it was echoing from somewhere else, but then I saw a cellphone underneath the drain grate and I knew people were down there. It sounded like chanting and it was very unnerving.”
In the video evidence captured by Boggs, the voices appear to recite names in unison: “Anthony Pelzer Wagener, Theodore Barnwell Kelly, James Fogarty…”
According to the Pi Kappa Phi alumni association’s website, the names being recited are those of the founding fathers of the fraternity.
A KSU Pi Kappa Phi chapter member confirmed on Monday, March 2 via telephone call that it was in fact Pi Kappa Phi in the video, but offers no further comment on the events that took place that evening.
That’s just shitty luck for Kennesaw State Pi Kapp, no pun intended. Seriously what are the odds a freaking journalist from the student newspaper is wandering directly over the exact sewer grate you’re doing your pledge chants at like 3 in the morning? Doing a “night photo-walk” like some sort of super nerd? Obviously had to run home and file his incredibly important story right away too. Couldn’t just cut some sort of deal like a normal college kid, like his own person case of beer and a room alone with a sorority chick at the next house party or something. Nope, had to get his Deep Throat on for the Sentinel. I’ll give it 24 hours before KSU Pi Kappa Phi is kicked off campus, the leadership arrested, and the pledge master executed for hazing.