February 23, 2015 - March 1, 2015
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Dan Bilzerian Joined Snapchat, Immediately Got Banned For Posting Some Naked Chick On His First Snap
And the more NSFWish screengrabs from his first Snap…
Yep that’s just about everything I’d expect from Dan Bilzerian’s first (and possibly last) public Snapchat story. I’ve come full circle on Bilzerian after being sick of his antics a few months back; once you make peace with the fact that this dude is way too rich and way too concerned about looking like a badass to everyone else, it’s back to being all fun and games. Like I wouldn’t even doubt that he worked it out with Snapchat that they’d suspend his account right after this so he could puff his chest out and go “YEAH THIS GUY HERE IS TOO FUCKING EXTREME EVEN FOR SNAPCHAT” in the hopes his followers would think he’s cool. Bottom line to me is if I’m going to pump the tires of all these Instagram models for playing the fame game the right way, I should respect the same effort from Bilzerian. If wannabe famous women on Instagram can Photoshop an ass to get recognition, this guy should be able to do the same with his dad’s trust fund dough, guns, and pretending to fuck porn stars. It’s only fair, gender equality and all.
And frankly the fact that Instagram model/Playboy chick Lindsey Pelas is allegedly the one in this Snap also helps a lot. Hitler himself could be reincarnated and if he gave me more photos and video of Lindsey Pelas, odds are I’d end up goose stepping around as much as possible as a man with a throbbing erection can.
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Student At Wheaton College Attacked With An Apple (The Fruit, Not A Computer) For Questioning His School’s Stance Against Homosexuality
Note left on the student bulletin board 2/24/15
TIME - After a student at a prominent evangelical college questioned his school’s stance against homosexuality in an all-school forum on Monday, another student allegedly threw an apple at him “as a warning against insulting the Spirit of grace.
The incident, which college administrators are now addressing, took place on Monday at Wheaton College, Billy Graham’s alma mater outside Chicago, during the campus’ traditional “Town Hall Chapel,” a campuswide question and answer session where the college president, currently Philip Ryken, takes questions from the student body. Wheaton holds marriage to be between one man and one woman, and requires students and faculty to uphold that sexual ethic. Christian colleges such as Wheaton have been at the center of the evangelical fight over lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) acceptance, especially as younger generations grow increasingly more accepting on issues such as same-sex marriage.
The most recent conflict began when Philip Fillion, a class of 2015 organ performance major and married heterosexual, asked Ryken a question about the theological consistency of Wheaton’s position against homosexuality. He posted his question in full in a public note on his Facebook page:
“All students, via the Community Covenant, and all faculty, via the Statement of Faith, are required to affirm a sexual ethic that denies everyone except celibates and married straight people a place in the kingdom of God. This sexual ethic is not at all universal and depends on a reading of scripture that is incredibly narrow and ignores history, culture, and science. The Statement of Faith and the Community Covenant also lack any language about the sacraments of the Christian church. Why is it the case that our college, in documents we all must agree to or be expelled, insists on formally condemning and denying equality to our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters, on spurious theological grounds, yet completely leaves behind baptism and Eucharist, which Jesus Christ himself instituted to grow and strengthen the Christian community?”
As he returned to his seat, the college tells TIME, another student sitting nearby threw the apple at him, and missed. Fillion tells TIME it hit him on his left shoulder partly through his question. “There was no response when the fruit was thrown. No boos, no gasp,” he says. “A student was in line after me and when it was his turn to ask a question, he began his time at the microphone by calling out whoever had thrown the fruit, remarking that such behavior was inappropriate and disrespectful. There was restrained applause for this.”
“President Ryken did not see the incident and did not fully understand what happened until after chapel ended,” Wheaton College told TIME in a statement.
So the core of this story is kind of fucked up, you never want to see people be persecuted or harassed for their beliefs, especially for something like homosexuality that’s become real mainstream as of late. I’m not going to condone that kind of behavior. But having said that, the note this kid posted on the student bulletin board is hilarious. ”I have strong aim and could hit a head at fifteen meters if I wanted to” made me laugh out loud. Absolutely funnier than anything I could ever hope to write for Barstool. You know this kid is furious with himself for missing that throw too. That was his moment and he blew it. Now it’s keeping him up at night, haunting his thoughts and turning him into a young Uncle Rico with delusions about his bazooka arm. It wasn’t a warning shot on behalf of Jesus, you just throw like a pansy. Deal with it.
Oh and also I 1000% guarantee you that this apple thrower is a repressed homosexual. Suspiciously hateful of the gays, weak arm, keeps a lot of fresh fruit in the house? Come on man, don’t lie to me. Don’t lie to them. And worst of all, don’t lie to yourself.
Globe – Boston University announced Thursday it had suspended a fraternity for allegedly co-sponsoring a recent party that was promoted using misogynistic and sexually suggestive photos and videos.
The Kappa Sigma fraternity chapter, Mu Psi, also allegedly used the university’s name in marketing the event without authorization.
The “blackout” party, held Dec. 10 at Royale Nightclub in downtown Boston, was co-hosted by the fraternity and an outside event planning group called Blackout University.
Online promotional materials for the party included a link to a website with pictures and video of “a culture of abusive behavior that openly celebrates verbal sexual coercion, belittling women, grabbing, groping, forced kissing, and the badgering of women for sex,” John Battaglino, assistant dean of students, wrote to the fraternity’s leadership in a Feb. 6 letter.
“Promotion photos for the party showed close-ups of women kissing open-mouthed, women’s bare breasts, and women’s buttocks, among other images,” according to BU Today, the university’s news website.
The Daily Free Press student newspaper reported that the website to purchase tickets to the event has been taken down, but that promotional materials had included “shirtless or nearly unclothed women, with some being forced to drink alcohol.
Battaglino wrote that “‘blackout parties’ have become associated with a social sanctioning that it is okay to take advantage of intoxicated women.”
Holy shit, I thought I was being hyperbolic before, but I think we might actually be watching the slow collapse of college the way we know and love it happening right before our eyes. I mean this is where we’re at right now. Frats getting suspended for promoting parties. They didn’t even throw the party yet mind you, they just posted a flyer and a video for it. Fliers and videos had hot girls partying in them though so that was just TOO MUCH rape culture for Boston University to stand for. You know, hot chicks, like every company has used to (successfully) push and sell their products since the beginning of time. Hot chicks who were filmed partying…at parties…that they chose to go to and party at…because believe it or not…they like partying. I mean it’s actually hilarious. Frats have been villainized to the point of bordering on cartoonish.
Love the reasoning here too. If you use sexual images containing female body parts you are a slut shaming misogynist and borderline rapist. Meanwhile every time I turn on my TV or walk out on the street I see 20 commercials and billboards promoting the number #1 movie in the world that is currently smashing box office records about a chick getting fucked in a sex dungeon. But yeah fraternities are the root cause of all society’s ills.
Such a cold cold move. You won the national championship, you’ve got the trophy, you’re on the top of the college football world. What do you do, quietly enjoy your offseason? Dream about crushing Oregon’s heart and soul to win the biggest game of your life? Naaaa…drop an A+ hyped up highlight package of your beatdown of Bama in the Sugar Bowl the game before. Keep the troll game tight and the momentum going for next season. So many salty fans in Tuscaloosa right now.
I like Joe Rogan. His podcasts veer off into insane theories about drugs being our gateway to enlightenment a little bit too often but when it comes to being smart, funny, and able to ether some douche in a heartbeat, Rogan is tops. Combine that with my overwhelming hatred for people who exist just to get worked up about dumb shit online and this is quite possibly the Internet’s most perfect video. I don’t know this Jonathan McIntosh but one second of seeing his “unfuckable white guy” face:
Plus just a few seconds of browsing his tweets were enough to assume that I would not enjoy his pleasant dinner conversation:
The Bin Laden tweet in the video is dumb as hell given that the man was directly responsible for the death of US citizens, almost all of us will agree on that. But the thing a lot of these Internet activists don’t get is I don’t necessarily disagree with some of these other points — yeah there are inequities in society that take decades to unravel, big shocker — but because this guy is literally worked up about EVERY SINGLE THING I can’t take his opinions seriously. Feminism, Gamergate, fucking Ducktales? The embarrassing way these people at either extreme obnoxiously convey their thoughts pushes everyone further away even if they want to agree. Hypocritical neckbeards like this guy do as much harm to the causes as the actual injustices do. And bringing Uncle Scrooge and the kids into it? A bridge too far even if his doughy shapeless neck does resemble a duck’s bill.
PS The Hulk Dancing to Flo Rida Vine didn’t have much to do with the video but it brought me a lot of joy too. I stand by it.