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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Jennifer from UC-Davis

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Jan 295:30PM EST

 

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Introducing Jennifer from UC Davis.  Oops kmarko just broke the smoke machine again.

 

 

 

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10 Most Popular Playlists of 2014 on Barstool Beats

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Jan 295:00PM EST

Not a ton of top quality new new right now, so I figured I’d #TBT it with the most popular new playlists on beats last year.

Feitelberg’s “Getting In Shape, KFC’s Wedding Edition” - Not sure if it worked, but it was a damn good playlist.

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KFC’s “White People House Party” - Just about every KFC playlist has to do with being white, this one’s super white.

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“Jamcro” - 2014 marked the last ride for the SOA, but they still live on through this 60+ song playlist inspired by the show.

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Smitty’s “Common Man Blues” - Smitty, so common.

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KFC’s “Beats of the East” - KFC does East Coast rap.  Classics abound.

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kmarko’s “Bangerflamez” - The king of the bangerz aka kmarko’s magnum playlist opus.

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Nate’s “90′s Music Throwdown” - All the biggest 90′s hits, from Nate’s weekly blog series.

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Zollo’s “Bring Your Whole Crew” - The best rap playlist ever made.

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RickRoz’s “Or Nah” - My girl RickRoz gives the world a lesson in 2014 R&B 101.

Or Nah

Chief’s “Gone Country” - Chief hit us with some fire country flames for the summer.

Gone Country

Update…Ex-Oregon State Student Arrested For Filming Porn In The Library

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Jan 294:41PM EST

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Daily Mail - A porn video that a former student made in the stacks of the Oregon State University library is getting university administrators hot under the collar.

Kendra Sunderland, 19, became the talk of campus when she posted a video on PornHub that showed her stripping out of her top and touching herself for 31 minutes in the crowded Valley Library in Corvallis, Oregon.

The clip became a sensation on campus – passed around among students on social media. It was viewed more than 260,000 times in just a few days before PornHub took it down, KEZI-TV reports.

Many students expressed shock that she was able to perform so long in the crowded library without anyone noticing. University administrators were furious that a a former used the Oregon State campus to film a porn video. This week, the Oregon State Police arrested Sunderland on a charge of public indecency. She was cited and released.

Some students were dismayed at the infamy Sunderland brought to campus. Others were amused. Many, though, were surprised she was able to get away with filming a porn in the crowded library for half an hour without being caught by anyone.

‘I feel like it’s always packed. I don’t know how anyone could get away with it,’ student Shelby Wilson told KEZI.

University spokesman Steven Clark said monitors patrol the campus library – but they can’t be everywhere at once.

‘Imagine six floors; 340,000 square feet. It’s used by 30,000 people on average every week,’ he told KEZI.

Sunderland joins a long list of college students who have taken educational detours into porn. Most famous is perhaps Belle Knox, the Duke University student who says she started doing porn to pay her tuition.

 

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Free Kendra!  Free Kendra!  Free Kendra!  Seriously, arrested?  Huh?  She wasn’t bothering anyone.  Nobody even noticed her when she was there, you said it yourself.  Just put on her show nice and quiet, uploaded it for millions to be entertained with on the internet, then quietly went back to…well, not her dorm since she doesn’t go to school there, but…somewhere.  Don’t really see the point of punishing her for it if nobody was hurt by it. Should be a rule, if you don’t catch the person in the act fingerblasting themselves all over a webcam, you can’t go back and arrest them retroactively.  Either step your patrol game up or deal with the consequences.

 

Biggest travesty here is that PornHub pulled the video.  WTF PornHub?  Never took them for a site that would cave to outside pressures.  Like if a girl wants to film herself rubbing her boobs all over a library and put it up there then it should stay there for the rest of time, that’s my opinion at least.

 

 

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Stop Whatever You’re Doing And Go Pick Your Puppy Bowl Fantasy Team Immediately

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Jan 294:40PM EST

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Every year I’m ready to be sick of the Puppy Bowl and its hype but then I see puppies again and it’s like “Oh yeah, how could I ever be sick of watching puppies frolic around for an hour” and I’m back in. But this added wrinkle for Puppy Bowl XI of having Puppy Bowl fantasy teams is brilliant. I have no clue how they’re keeping score, what it all means, if there’s even a point to any of it, but I know that when given the option to pick a lineup and win something, I’m all in.

 
 

Here’s the lineup, you can go here to set your team now:

 

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Because I care, I tweeted this out and got feedback from the masses. If there’s some way to gamble on this with the people in your life, feel free to use this info to your advantage:

 

-LOT of love for Papi out there. And with good reason, Puppy Bowl loves showing golden/golden-ish dogs every year. Papi is the only one of his color. But I also got this email from a dude named Dan who claims to be a “professional 3x Puppy Bowl handicapper” and had a draft board and everything..not gonna lie, it scared me off a little:

 

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I still love Papi because there’s no way he’s not getting a shit load of camera time but be warned.

 

-Miss Martian is a dark horse. Coonhound mix which means a strong nose game, wild name. The name was alone to spook me off but I won’t be shocked if I’m wrong here.

 

-If you pick Bubba you’re a bag of shit. Puppy Bowl is a man’s game with a man’s price, little yappy dogs need to get the fuck out.

 

-Looking at you too, Keno. You look like a dog who’d have gooey eyes in a Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial.
 

-Lot of love on Twitter for Titan and Henry. I’m iffy on Titan but I love Henry; he was a tough cut for me but the lure of Bryan Adams was too strong. If you want a dog who looks like he’s wearing socks, that’s your dude:

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-Have more of a basic name and look, Marley. BUST.

 

-Chicklet’s a real sleeper that I think won’t be on most people’s radar. Australian shepherds are high energy breeds and high energy female dogs are BEASTS (I say this as an owner of two of those). She looks unassuming but I love the upside.

 

-In hindsight I may have had an aneurysm when I picked Freckles because some of these other dogs are such standouts. But look at his position here and tell me this isn’t a dog who seems ready as fuck to ball out:
 

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Plus I like freckly chicks. Even the picture on a Wendy’s Frosty cup makes it move sometimes.

 

 

Anyway go to the Animal Planet site and make your picks now but, spoiler alert, I already won.

Texas Football Starts Their Comeback…Invites Kevin Hart To Official Team Workout

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Jan 294:25PM EST

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The Charlie Strong 5 step plan to bringing Texas Longhorns football back to national prominence.  1) Instill the 5 Core Values.  2) Bring in A-list celebrities to get the cameras and spotlight and eyeballs all over you.  3) Bring in Kevin Hart if the A-listers aren’t available 4) ???? 5) Win National Championships.

Sometimes it’s just that easy folks.

 

 

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PS – Kevin Hart movies = bad.  Kevin Hart on SNL = not bad at all.

 

 

Frank Martin Is The Scariest Coach In The Country, Right?

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Jan 293:45PM EST

 

Last night’s game

Earlier this week

So last night another vine went viral of Frank Martin being an unhinged maniac.  The guy is incomparable.  It took me a lot of soul searching and a lot of years to finally get the courage to admit it, but I think I’m officially a huge fan of the Cocks now.  My favorite College Football coach and my favorite College Basketball coach together at one school.  It just makes sense.  Anyway, I could go on and on about loving Cocks all day but I won’t, this post isn’t about that. It’s about the scariest coaches in college sports of the last few years, so let’s get into it.

5. Mike Rice

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To be honest I’m not sure Mike Rice, Jr. really even belongs on this list but I couldn’t think of anyone better.  He’s more of an asshole than scary.  And I think the whole scandal with him was more of a reflection on how big of pussies kids are these days than anything else.  Still I couldn’t pass up an opportunity to post the video of him beaming kids in the head with basketballs like the coach from Air Bud, so he’s starting our list off at #5.

 

 

4. Bo Pelini 

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I actually think Bo Pelini is genuinely a nice guy so that’s why he’s not higher on the list, because holy shit is he terrifying on the sidelines.  Such a wildcard.

 

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3. Mike Leach

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Not necessarily outwardly scary, but he has a look to him that says he’s the meanest motherfucker around.  Like the kind of guy who could torture your family with no remorse and show zero emotion while doing it.  Plus I’m wicked claustrophobic so being locked in an electrical closet for 3 hours is one of my worst nightmares.

 

 

2. Nick Saban

 

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Scary in the sense that I’m pretty sure he and the devil meet to play bridge every Tuesday.

 

1. Frank Martin

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Number 1 for a reason.  Pure terror.  Just a lunatic through and through.  A loose cannon.  I’d rather swallow thumbtacks than turn the ball over when Frank Martin was coaching me.

(Funny video but narration is annoying fyi)

Playboy Model Is Obsessed With Johnny Football And Is Begging For A Date With Him

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Jan 293:10PM EST

 

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BSOEven when Johnny Manziel is losing, he is still winning. Busted Coverage had a conversation with Playboy model Barbara Desiree about her favorite athletes and she proceeded to point out she was obsessed with Johnny Manziel and asked if they could help her get a date with him.

Manziel has a girlfriend, but he doesn’t strike me as a guy who would turn down a Playboy model over that minor detail.

 

 

 

Just when you start thinking it might be the end of the road for the legend of Johnny Football, something like this comes up.  Playboy South Africa’s Miss January 2015 talking about how obsessed she is begging for a taste.  Unreal life this guy leads.  Disaster season, like -1 QB rating, injury, everyone talking shit about you, unnamed sources from your own team saying you’re a “joke.”  Still got 10s hitting up your DMs with requests to blow you.

 

 





 

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Johnny’s response:

 

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PS - Nudes.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Kacie from TCU vs. Alicia from Oklahoma State

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Jan 292:20PM EST

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Kacie from TCU

 

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Alicia from Oklahoma State

 

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1 for Kacie…5 for Alicia

 

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SMU Fraternity IM Hoops Game Featuring A Big Time Kick To The Face That Got A Bro Arrested

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Jan 291:45PM EST

 

Reader Email

SMU. Intramural fraternity basketball game. The kid who kicks the other in the face ended up getting arrested. Thought you guys would be able to use it. Enjoy

-Tyler

 

 

Fraternity intramural games: some of the most heated sporting events on the planet.  Seriously you think like, football in the South or hockey in the Northeast is intense competition full of bad blood?  Try stepping on the court or the field against a bunch of slightly overweight, very out of shape bros from a rival Greek house.   If it doesn’t end like this -

 

 

 

-then something isn’t right.

Marshawn Lynch Breaks Down Exactly How He Feels About Talking to the Media

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Jan 291:04PM EST

 

 

 

All I gotta say is, shout out to my Africans.