Every family seems to have some sort of tradition where they’re forced to reflect upon what they’re thankful for every Thanksgiving. And rather than have to mutter something about family, friends, health, or something I’d much rather take for granted, I can now just borrow Isabella Jerhigan’s answer until the end of times. Shouts to all the dead people for making an effort and still being unable to do the most basic activity of continuing to live. Your failures make us all stronger by proxy.
What suck-up answers by the rest of the crew, though. “Oh thanks teacher who made us do this homework and big omnipotent power who made Curt Schilling get a D- in 3rd grade science class.” Be more obvious, guys. Hope you’re excited for an adulthood full of crying after you jerk off because Genesis says it’s a sin, Ryan Ingram.