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Kap Slap – Lightning Symphony

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Sep 299:00PM EST

Kap Slap hits us with another massive heater, following up his recent edit of Nico & Vinz’s “Am I Wrong” by remixing Cash Cash, Steve Angello, Sandro Silva and Deorro into a hard banging dance floor smash meant for big parties and loud speakers.

Get the free download here and/or stream more from Kap Slap

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Tiffany from Sacramento State

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Sep 295:30PM EST

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Introducing Tiffany from Sac State.  Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere – Bubba Sparxxx.

 

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You’ve Got To Admire This Tinder Guy’s Approach To Get Some Chick To Bang Him Out On The First Date

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Sep 294:50PM EST

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We all know Tinder is a cesspool in which you’re competing against countless tens of thousands of other horny dudes for every eligible girl with all her appendages attached. So how do you stand out? Obviously an incredibly elaborate narrative involving love found, lost, and the resulting wreckage. Derek may have struck out here — the screenshots went viral with the girl declaring she’s deleting her Tinder — but this approach HAS to work at every now and then assuming he remembers to swap out the girl’s first name 90% of the time. Chicks always claim to love creativity and if we’re not rewarding this guy’s effort, I don’t know what to believe in any more.

 

 

I bet suggesting they go with a condom was probably the real deal breaker. What is this a middle school dance? Offering a competent pull out is the veteran move here, women respect a man who can fire with precision and accuracy. Chris Kyle with a load is every woman’s dream.

 

 

(h/t @julesgeary15)

Lorde – Yellow Flicker Beat

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Sep 294:20PM EST

New Lorde music?  I didn’t even know that was a thing, but the dark, frizzy New Zealand songstress is back with a new single off some Hunger Games soundtrack, and it’s straight flames.  Need an album from this girl and we needed it yesterday.

P.S. Thank god for Flume’s “Tennis Court” and Elephante and that Team remix though…

We Are Less Than A Month Away From Blacking Out In Hartford And Worcester. Who’s Ready To Get Wild?

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Sep 294:00PM EST

Who’s ready to Black the Fuck Out with us, October 24th in Worcester at the Palladium and October 25th in Hartford at the Webster Theatre. We love coming to Worcester and Hartford for a few reasons; the smokes are hot, the venues get wild, and the people love Blacking out. These shows will sell out so get tickets while you still can!

 

Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

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Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

The Air Force Locker Room Celebration After Beating Boise Is A 10 Out of 10

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Sep 293:40PM EST

 

 

 

So awesome. That’s what college football is all about right there.   Air Force/Boise State game?  Anybody really care about that one?  These fucking guys did and that’s all that matters.   OOOOOOOO ALELE.

 

 

PS –  U Hawaii’s pre-game Haka routine still takes the cake when it comes to the Samoan chant game.

 

Thats So College Week 5… from Tailgating, to Strippers, to Pudding Wrestling, and Beyond

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Sep 293:00PM EST

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Also If you want to contribute as a Barstool viceroy email Paul@barstoolsports.com. We are looking for people at every school

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Nicole from FAU vs. Karlee from FSU

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Sep 292:20PM EST

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Nicole from FAU

 

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Karlee from FSU 

 

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1 for Nicole…5 for Karlee

 

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Miami LB Denzel Perryman Drops Interception, Does Pushups As Punishment…Gets Flagged 15 Yards…Intercepts Next Pass

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Sep 292:00PM EST

 

 

Excellent call stripes!  Really getting at the true spirit of the rule right there.   No physically punishing yourself for failing to make a play because…it might make the other team feel bad that they’re not as disciplined as you or something.   Can’t have it.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway I love this guy Denzel Perryman.  When he’s not decapitating his own running backs he’s an absolute monster on the field.  Hit sticks, open field tackles, interceptions.  And the icing on the cake?  Ultimate coachability.  Punishing himself on the field without even having to be prompted.  Then coming right back the next play and making the pick.  That’s the kind of stuff McShay and Kiper are looking for.

 

 

But mostly just this.

 

 

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Notre Dame vs. Syracuse Fan Fight Featuring a Big Time KO

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Sep 291:22PM EST

 

 

 

I tend to agree with the dude at the :40 mark.  HE GOT BLOWED UP!

 

 

 

 

Love the resilience of the dude there.  Pinned down, taking heavy punches, seems like all hope is lost…boom, right cross to the grill piece.  Ignite the crowd, get the fans behind you, never give up, don’t ever give up.  Both teams on the field should use this as a lesson going forward.