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Jealous Chick Tries To Humiliate The President of Butler University’s Daughter By Sending Out Her Nudes…She Creates A Blog and Releases Them Herself
Mar 39:30AM EST

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So a few days ago I started getting BCC’ed these emails containing dozens of nudes.  Yeah that sentence might sound weird for you guys in more standard professions but trust me, just another day in the life of the blog world.


Reader Email

Katie C <katie***>
Feb 27 (4 days ago)
to bcc: me

can’t believe danko’s tuition hike just so this slut can be a slut. think twice before fucking my boyfriend you stupid whore!!!!!!!!!!

(6 attachments)


I took a casual look at them obviously, as any red blooded male getting sent naked pictures out of the blue would be expected to.  But it’s not like I was going to do anything with them. Believe it or not that’s not what we do here, try to blow up the spot of random chick because a jealous girl is basically blackmailing her.  Probably would have been nice to contact her and let her know what was going on but to be honest I got distracted by something I had to blog and totally forgot about them.

Until I checked my inbox a few hours later and had like 8 more packages of nudes.


Reader Emails

Katie C <katie***>
Feb 27 (4 days ago)
to bcc: me

24 Attachments


Katie C <katie***>
Feb 27 (4 days ago)

to bcc: me

24 Attachments

Katie C <katie***>
Feb 27 (4 days ago)
to bcc: me

Well… for someone who’s so into “school” this bitch has ZERO class. wait til we find those videos.

Katie C <katie***>
Feb 27 (4 days ago)
to bcc: me

slutler university: president danko’s DAUGHTER melanie! slut slut slut slut slut slut

Katie C <katie***>
Mar 1 (2 days ago)
to bcc: me

20 Attachments

Katie C <katie***>
Mar 1 (2 days ago)
to bcc: me

2 Attachments

Kmarko <>
Mar 1 (2 days ago)

to Katie


Sent from my iPhone


Basically got spammed with nudes.  Hey I like boobs as much as the next guy but enough is enough, getting your email flooded by some jealous psycho gets a little old.

Then last night in the surprise move of the century, Melanie Danko posts this:


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I was recently informed that an email containing naked and provocative selfies was distributed to an extensive list of my peers, colleagues, media and worst of all, students and staff of the university where my father is president. My initial reaction, was shame of course. The email labeled me a slut, amongst other unsavory words with a threat to leak a video as well.

Instead of taking these pictures and shaming me as well CO-ED Media reached out to me and very tastefully presented what had happened (LINK HERE). I was hurt, shocked and mortified. I briefly wondered who hated my family so much to try and embarrass my dad by somehow finding my personal pictures and attempting to humiliate my family.

After my moment of self-pity, I decided: WHO GIVES A FUCK. Whatever this person was trying to prove, they did not. I am a daughter, friend, sister, granddaughter, niece, girlfriend, cousin but most importantly I am Melanie Danko a 26 year old woman who isn’t perfect by any means but I’m proud of my naked body. I’m not ashamed of how I look and nobody should be. If you want to get naked, take pictures, have safe sex with someone you trust—you should! You shouldn’t be ashamed to be who you are. Look at you! You are so hot! There are so many people in this world who think YOU are gorgeous and want to see you naked! You should be proud of your body, never ashamed.

I’m no stranger to gossip on campuses, heck, due to my dad’s profession I’ve lived on more campuses than I can count on my fingers and I am so incredibly lucky to have that experience and I am so proud of my dad for putting up with the immense stressors that goes along with his professional life. College is a time to figure it out, learn in and outside the classroom. I’m not a doctor, not a professor, just a simple girl who struggled with her grades but I do want to teach you one thing: love yourself.

Now here are the nudes that I want you to see, because guess what, I take a lot of nude selfies. I’ve made sex tapes. I do it because I like to. These are not the one somebody found via 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th or 7th party, these are mine and now they’re yours too.


Melanie Joy Danko

PS: I still don’t fully understand how the cloud works. Just throwing that out there. Does anyone?




I took a quick inventory and after some careful consideration, yup, I think this might be my favorite girl on the planet.  Just such an incredible, ballsy move by her to do this.  Straight out of the Michael Scott school of journalism, get out in front of the story or it controls you.  I mean these are the perils of being a chick. If you take nudes and make sex tapes you’re branded a slut, even if it’s on the (supposed) privacy of your own phone. Got to be the absolute worst feeling in the world knowing an entire collection of pictures like this are out there floating around on random BCC lists, especially when you are who you are and your dad is who he is.  Have them get leaked and you’re a whore – post them yourself and you’re a cool ass chick.  Melanie went with the latter and crushed it.

And she didn’t just post her nudes, she wrote up basically the most empowering essay for women I’ve ever seen.  Everything that feminism SHOULD be.  Being comfortable with yourself and your sexuality, doing whatever you want to do and whatever makes you happy, fuck what everyone else thinks or says about you.  Respect.



The Nudes (NSFW, because they’re nudes)

Barstool U Tuesday Morning Smokeshow – Lauren from Cal State Fullerton
Mar 39:20AM EST

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Introducing Lauren from Cal State Fullerton.  Love the Cali smokes.


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Major Lazer + DJ Snake – Lean On (ft. MØ)
Mar 29:00PM EST

Major Lazer is on fire with this future glitchy dance hall pop thing, following up the stunning “All My Love” collaboration with Ariana Grande with another undeniable smash, recruiting hot young stars DJ Snake and MØ for the relentlessly catch “Lean On.”

Barstool U Monday Smokeshow – Laura from Arizona
Mar 25:30PM EST

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Introducing Laura from Arizona.  Bear the f down indeed.


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Black Twitter Is All Over This Remix Of A Kid’s Song And Putting It On Every Vine Imaginable
Mar 24:50PM EST

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I’ve mentioned this before but I follow A LOT of Black Twitter accounts to find fresh blog material. They’re usually hilarious so it’s a labor of love. But a weird thing has been happening lately with Black Twitter, namely a lot of their stuff is going mainstream and finding its way to sites like ours, then to ones who’d be horrified if they actually followed half these accounts, and immediately gets driven into the ground within seconds. So it’s my job to inform you about it before you see it everywhere else. And with this Little Einstein remix, I’ve never been more ready for something to be viral. This song should be on top of the Billboard charts right now:



White Twitter’s worried about the colors of a dress and Black Twitter’s dropping fire mixtapes made from kids songs. The song is even making its way into real life and coincidentally making more viral Vines as a result; for example, this Vine of a big girl who should definitely not be flipping in a cheerleading competition:



So just consider this a heads up, a friendly advance notice so you see it on Barstool first before you take the “Which Little Einstein Remix Vine Are You?” quiz on Buzzfeed in a month in their around the clock coverage designed to suck all the joy out of life in the name of pageviews.


PS This is how I imagine Black Twitter would respond to finding out a chill bro like me is in their midst gobbling up all their jokes, instant approval and awe:


Jay Z vs. Ed Sheeran – Crying Out Loud
Mar 24:10PM EST


East coast rap meets UK pop in this flawless mashup of Jay Z’s “Song Cry” and Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud.”

For more of today’s mashup monday featuring Fetty Wap, Calvin Harris & more, click here

The Old Ball Coach Joins Twitter…First Tweet Is A Solid D-
Mar 23:55PM EST



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Love me some Old Ball Coach.  Fact that he’s on Twitter now about to provide us with a live stream of his daily thoughts and pictures is like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.  Got to be completely fair and honest though, first tweet was a solid D- bordering on F.  Good news is there’s only one place to go from here, up.


PS – Seriously in what world is “1rst” the abbreviation for first?  That’s not Twitter talk, that’s just flat out common sense and basic knowledge sense.




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Guy In Lincoln Is Pulled Over And Police Find A Container Labeled “Not Weed.” Guess What Was Inside?
Mar 23:30PM EST

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Journal Star – A 21-year-old Lincoln man was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and cited for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana after deputies found a 16-ounce container labeled “Not Weed” under the front passenger’s seat.  Lancaster County Sheriff’s deputies stopped the driver near Eighth and K streets about 9 p.m. Saturday.

During a search, the sheriff’s office found the plastic sour cream container with 11.4 grams of marijuana. The driver said it belonged to him and was cited.  Three passengers in the car were not under the influence of drugs or alcohol, the sheriff’s office said.


Did you guess weed?  I bet you guessed weed, that was kind of an easy one.  I love the classic stoner psychology at play here though.  I don’t do marijuana cigarettes any more but I used to smoke like a chimney (hardooo) and I know that where to hide the weed was always a pressing issue.  It’s got to be hidden well enough not to be found but also nothing that takes too much work because everybody is high and doesn’t feel like using a lot of effort.  So while I understand the “NOT WEED” container in theory you’re also playing with dynamite.  Because once you tell someone not to look for weed in a container the first thing they’re going to do is look for weed in that container.  Best laid plans of mice and men I guess. Personally, I would have gone with the double reverse psychology move and kept the weed in a container labeled “WEED.”  But that’s also because I get super stressed out when things aren’t in the right place.  It’s a real problem in my life.  I think I have OCD or might be gay or something.  Who knows. Anyway, what were we talking about again?

Bro Makes Viral Resumé Out Of Snapchat Snaps To Get A Job at Snapchat
Mar 23:10PM EST





Love or hate this guy nobody can argue this is a brilliant move.  Get a creative idea, upload it to Youtube, stick it on Reddit and cross your fingers it goes viral.  Boom, mission accomplished.  Beats the hell out of or a temp agency or sending a bunch of emails that go unresponded to begging for a meeting like a schmuck.  Job market is for suckers.   It’s 2015, technology city, gotta learn how to harness it.  I’ll give it 1 week before this guy is in a corner office at Snapchat designing new geotags and helping Spiegel wipe his Stanford emails from the internet.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Melanie from UT San Antonio vs. Anna from Oregon
Mar 22:50PM EST

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Melanie from UTSA



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Anna from Oregon


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