Girlfriend Snoops On Guy’s Phone, Guy Tries To Prank Her In Response And Whoops Here Come Her Stabby Scissors
and the after…
I’ve long thought the YouTube prank video game would get someone killed* and this is one step closer to its final resting place. My natural inclination with these videos is that they’re all fake and stupid but if this video and its followup aren’t real, the chick in the video might be the Meryl Streep of whatever Ikea-filled European country they’re based out of. The storming back and forth to pack a bag, the flustered way she figured out “Scissors! Perfect for stabbing humans and electronics!”, this guy with his evil Eastern European “So ve are going to PRANK her” with an absolutely perfect face to match:
…they all absolutely result in me as a 9-year-old wanting to keep believing Santa’s real but I just NEED to believe this happened.
Plus if a sidepiece is taking cocky photos on the dude you’re banging’s phone while he’s asleep, isn’t this EXACTLY the face she’d have to make to drive you into a stabby rage?
It’s all just so perfect. Fake and gay, Jmac’d, how did the camera film her as she actually checked the phone, whatever man, me and scissors chick think it’s real and we’re going to go stabbing the shit out of everyone’s LCD TVs until you all recognize and appreciate the gravity of Sweatpants McVampire’s pranks and how they’re tearing us all apart.
*Yes we all know it’s going to be one of the hood pranks that gets someone killed, no need to point out the obvious.