(Eh, I probably would.)
WAFF-TV: News, Weather and Sports for Huntsville, AL
Arab, AL- A family from Arab is still reeling from an attack after the Iron Bowl this weekend. The Tidmore family was lighting fireworks after the game on Saturday and not long after they found themselves with a very unwanted guest. Rena Tidmore said she doesn’t know if her family was targeted or if it was just a random attack, but it’s something that has kept her family on edge ever since. ”It happened so fast, it was bizarre and really crazy,” she said.
Tidmore said a stranger who just left an Iron Bowl party came out of the woods, jumped out of a moving car and came to her house. ”My son ran in and told me there is a man attacking Dad on the back porch,” she said. “I ran back there and there was a man on top of my husband hitting him with his fists. I tried to pull him off of him and he cursed at me and told me I was next and then he punched me in the face. He definitely smelled of alcohol.” Tidmore said she told her son to call 911. She said eventually the attacker’s wife came to get her husband and they left. Later that night, she and her husband went to the hospital.
Nothing much to see here folks, just another violent assault over the outcome of the Iron Bowl, it isn’t the first and it most certainly won’t be the last. I’m all for Auburn fans living it up and lighting off M8O’s or whatever they want to do, they’ve earned it. But don’t be surprised when a drunken Bama fan hears them, drives though the woods, hops out of his moving car and then beats the tits out of your husband while your limp wrist son idly watches. That’s just standard protocol in the state of Alabama, are you people new here or something? Well at least now you know for next year. Plus, keep your head up, it could have been much, much worse.
Sidenote- Milmore 200% should have used Shumerial for his Pokemon vs black chick blog yesterday.
And I think this goes without saying, but yes, I definitely would.