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UCF Coach George O’Leary Allegedly Told Coaches Only To Recruit Black Players With Blue Gums Because They Are Biggest, Faster, and Stronger Than Those With Red Gums
Oct 110:10AM EST

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USA TodayFormer University of Central Florida defensive coordinator Paul Ferraro accuses UCF football coach George O’Leary of explosive racist remarks in a breach of contract lawsuit filed in circuit court on Friday.

The suit alleges that O’Leary used a derogatory word for African-Americans and called the NFL “one big ‘Ru-Ru’ tribe.” The suit also alleges O’Leary once advised coaches to check African-American players “to make sure their gums are blue, because they are bigger, faster and stronger than (African-American players) with red gums.”

Grant Heston, UCF’s vice president for communications and marketing, told USA TODAY Sports by email Monday evening: “UCF is an inclusive and diverse institution and our investigation shows that these claims are without merit.”



George O’Leary with some (alleged) next-level racism right here!  I mean I’ve heard a lot of racist jokes/stereotypes/generalizations in my day, but I’ve definitely never heard that black players with blue gums are bigger faster and stronger than black players with red gums.  Certainly never heard of a coach telling his assistants and scouts to specifically recruit based on it.  And I also don’t think I’ve ever heard “Ru Ru Tribe” before either?  Is that one popular amongst the bigot crowd?  Learn something new every day.

Speaking of stereotypes though, an old white dude named George O’Leary is pretty much the exact person I would expect to hear something like this from.  Like if you want to learn a new type of racism you weren’t even aware of yet,  68 year old white Irish dude is where to go for it.



PS – Old caucasian guy with pink gums = most likely to blatantly lie and excessively pad their resume.   I know that one.







Michigan Students Rally Against AD Dave Brandon
Oct 19:30AM EST


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How much does Dave Brandon fucking HATE Brady Hoke’s guts right now?  Few days ago he was just another AD secretly searching for a new head coach and going about his day to day business.  Then Hoke’s dumb ass had to put an unconscious kid with a broken leg into a football game and next thing you know thousands of college kids are on your doorstep screaming at you to get fired.  Sucks for him so bad.  I don’t care how mentally tough you are or how much you pretend to not give a shit, having a lawn full of people yelling that you suck and need to lose your job is a shot to the old self esteem.  Yeah I’m sure he was expecting to take some heat for the horrible hire of a guy who has done 0 to improve the program despite having 4 years to recruit his own guys and set up his system, but not to this extent.   Seriously thanks Brady you fat donut eating motherfucker.  Maybe at your next gig you’ll have a heart for the guy who hired you and not put a kid who looks like a propped up Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s into a football game.



PS – How about this guy?


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Bro this is a football rally, we’ll worry about that shit later. Stop confusing everybody.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Emily from Tennessee
Oct 19:00AM EST

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Introducing Emily from UT.  Lot of talent down there, not nearlyyyy enough submissions.



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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Autumn from North Carolina
Sep 305:30PM EST

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Introducing Autumn from North Carolina.  Thing about me – got a HUGE thing for girls in American flag bikinis.



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Belle Knox Critiquing Her Own Porn Videos is Interesting On Several Different Levels
Sep 304:50PM EST

Skip to 2:20 for the porn watching and self-criticism



The video above is part of a five-part documentary on Belle Knox, the Duke student turned porn star who is seemingly none too popular around these parts. I initially thought the whole thing being wrapped in the cover of “Porn ruined my life, lol jk I’m working at PornHub, no I love porn it’s super feminist” was a series of odd and disingenuous tactics. But I kind of don’t hate her in this. I don’t think she’s the sexiest woman in porn, probably not even the top 50 if we’re being honest, but she rode that gimmick to more name recognition than anyone else in the industry and handled it about as well as you could hope a girl in college would approach such a bizarre situation. I personally find it to be genuinely impressive that this little non-descript Jewish chick is somehow the most popular performer on all these free porn sites, no matter how she got there. Can’t knock the hustle.





Whether you find her hot or not, if this moment above didn’t make it move a little, you might need to rethink your sexual preferences. Any woman who appreciates a good baby batter bath deserves some respect.



PS How great of a sales dude must the FacialAbuse site recruiter be? Hard to imagine spinning an aspiring porn chick into that being your maiden voyage but somehow that guy did it. That’s a man with no need for the Glengarry Glen Ross leads for sure.



(via @DavidCovucci)

Best Albums of 2014: July-September Edition
Sep 304:10PM EST

After getting the January-March and April-June editions exactly right, obviously had to hit you with a part 3.  Check out the best albums of the last 3 months below, or head here to browse them all.

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P.P.S. Click titles to stream entire albums.

Jeezy – Seen It All


Banks – Goddess


PartyNextDoor – PartyNextDoor 2


Porter Robinson – Worlds


Alt -J – This Is All Yours


La Roux – Trouble In Paradise


Yung Lean – Unknown Memory


Travi$ Scott – Days Before Rodeo


Raury – Indigo Child


Diplo – Random White Dude Be Everywhere


Wiz Khalifa – Blacc Hollywood

In Just 24 Days We Will Be Blacking Out In Worcester And Hartford; Get Ready To Get Wild
Sep 303:45PM EST


We’re gearing up for two of the biggest and wildest Blackouts of the year. October 24th, we will be taking over the Palladium in Worcester, and the next day we move on to destroy the Webster Theatre in Hartford. As always, all former Smokes get in for free. Tickets will sell out, get them while you still can.


Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)




Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

Auburn Drops A “Can I Kick It?” Alabama Diss
Sep 303:30PM EST




So cold blooded.   Dropping a viral diss track like this right in the Tide’s face so long after the fact.  Just as everyone is finally putting the pieces back together, got a new season with an undefeated record and a new #1 ranking to hang their hat on.  And here comes War Eagle lighting a bag of poop on fire right on their doorstep just to fuck with them.


I would say it was a regular season win that happened a year ago and it’s probably time to get over it, but you and I both know that’s not happening.








h/t DJ

Mike Leach Says Humans Will Be Extinct In 10 Years Because Of Text Messaging
Sep 303:00PM EST

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Mike Leach.  Now there’s a guy that got his time in the spotlight cut way too short.  I mean he’s still trying as hard as he can to kick shit up from way over in Washington and get his crazy stories and quotes out there, but it’s just not the same.  Needs to be in Texas, in the heart of it all, locking kids in storage sheds and dropping epic locker room rants and delivering savage post game pressers and mid game interviews.


No better time than a rainy Tuesday morning for a nice little trip down Mike Leach memory lane and his top 8 life moments….


1) Fat Little Girlfriends rant



2) Dating Tips




3) Long ass Baylor rant




4) Somebody took our lunch money




5) Mike Leach does the weather




6) Mike Leach the Eagle Scout and Pine Cone War soldier



7) Mike Leach says Lubbock is so savage he can’t guarantee other teams won’t get scalped




8) Mike Leach in Friday Night Lights


Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Nikki from URI vs. Chaffin from ECU
Sep 302:10PM EST

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Nikki from URI 











Chaffin from ECU










1 for Nikki…5 for Chaffin


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