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December 9, 2013 - December 15, 2013
Michigan St. Girl Sets Up Go Fund Me Account To Replace Her Friends Car That Was Destroyed In The Weekend Riot
Go Fund Me- Hello Fellow Spartans, I am asking for all of your help! The game last night was beyond amazing and the celebrations that followed were one for the record books! However, this morning when police and reporters showed up at his door, one of our fellow Spartans, Steven Ripley, learned that his car had been turning upside down during the celebrations last night. Acts like these make people look down on our University, our fans, and our students. Please help mend people’s impression of us by helping the owner of this car! Our overall goal is to raise some funds to help our fellow Spartan get rolling again! Everyone’s donation counts, big or small, whether it is $1 or $20. I think that it is important for the MSU student community to show our support for one another. SPARTANS STAND TOGETHER!
This fundraiser does not have a set end date, as long as there is still interest we will be accepting donations. Also, the goal can be exceeded to please keep on donated if we reach our goal. The damages to the car are much more than $1000 and a new/used car to replace it will also cost more than $1000.
Yesterday my friend and I were watching the East Lansing riot videos that Kmarko posted and talking about how awesome it would be if Pitt Football was relevant. On second thought, fuck all of that noise. Because if I woke up in the morning and saw my car sitting upside down, I would go postal. Like I’d purchase a rifle and be on my way to the bell tower before you could say “Charles Whitman.”
That’s just because I’m an impulsive idiot though. This kid 1000% made the right move here. I’m telling you, mark my words that this dude here is going to be whipping a Lambo around campus by sundown Friday. That’s just how things work nowadays. Some shit happens to you, you set up Go Fund Me, random compassionate suckers send you money, you rake it in. And the fact that his friend made the page for him is almost unfair. Fish in a barrel. I honestly wouldn’t even be that surprised if I found out this Steven bro and and all his friends flipped his car themselves with the sole intention of fleecing the life out of the Internet. Shit like this is a blank check in our era.
Sidenote- The silver lining of Pitt Football being the poster child of mediocrity is that the worst thing that can happen to your car in South Oakland is a homeless dude jerking off on the door handle.
I honestly could retire after music blogging this one, but I know you’d all miss me too much. Heater of the millenium though. Tattoos, piercings, and she just learned to twerk.
If you would have told me that this guy:
Who I had literally never seen smile in my entire life, and who answered reporters questions like this:
Would be dropping Rich Homie Quan references all willy nilly during a live TV interview then hitting up the locker room for a full on dance dance revolution, I would have said you were nuts. My mistake. Thought the last locker room episode was a one time thing, a fluke, but boy was I wrong. Kind of wish I knew how awesome Dantonio was earlier so I could root for the Spartans all year. Love the energy with this squad.
This is the internet at it’s most majestic. Take a 3 year old Youtube video, adapt it to the newest technology of six second video apps, set it to Howie Day. Boom, A+ Vine. Infinite rewatchability.
Ahh, a beautiful weekend day, the perfect time to take in a nice futbol match, watch some world class athletes skillfully kicking a ball around, making tight passes and bicycle kick goals, see the guy next to you take a steel rod to the dome and die at your feet as tear gas billows up into your throat. The beauty of sports.
Seriously has there ever been a more inverse correlation in the history of the universe than the toughness levels of soccer players vs. their fans? Bunch of fairy boys running around the pitch collapsing in pain from every touch, while the fans watching them are pummeling each other with punches and kicks and metal pipes to the face leaving everyone in their wake in a coma. Very strange juxtaposition.
Last official College Football Roundup of the season, so as awesome as Saturday was, the aftermath is me feeling like Urban Meyer eating Papa John’s alone on a golf cart x 1,000,000
Poor Urban just dealing with the inner turmoil of falling short after spending all his time talking about how unfair it would be if OSU didn’t make the championship game instead of, you know, coaching them for the B1G Championship.
East Lansing handled the win well at least which is to be expected.
Icing on top of the cake had to be Archie Griffin being the one to present the MSU QB with the MVP afterwards. Nobody planned for this contingency?
This guy couldn’t believe Urban went Papa John’s over Dominos either.
Baylor bros got so jiggy. Almost too jiggy.
Red Lighting AKA Conch, #ConchsDoConchThings
Don’t just want this shirt, got to have this shirt or my wardrobe is pure shit.
And here’s the play you’ll see leading off Jameis’s Heisman package in New York. Probably was yelling “Heisman Mothafuckas!” as he soared through the air.
Wasn’t just big time plays and wins going on Saturday, lot of weird and funny shit too so let’s dive into it.
Sneaky my favorite under the radar gif of the weekend. Baylor bro just doing the god damn thing air-eating bitches out. Can’t stop watching.
OSU coach, he’s a spitter.
The much ballyhooed return of the ESPN PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS sign. Somewhere, someplace an ESPN sign nazi’s head just exploded and brains splattered all over hundreds of confiscated Viva La Stool signs.
Frankly you just can’t dominate the stands more than Pom Pom Man dominated the stands. Nameless, faceless, bodiless. Just pure fandom and pom poms.
Quick update, Mizzou’s offensive line still looks like a criminal gang of moonshine bootleggers that drive pickup trucks loaded with unregistered rifles.
Auburn just making a big time statement Saturday. We deserve the National Title, and if you don’t think so we will throw you into a cart after the whistle as our jacked male cheerleader watches on.
Pretty solid D. Urban must have been busy daydreaming about his pizza toppings at this point.
Problem is every Stanford player was born like 6 years after that movie came out and probably have no idea what you’re talking about and think it’s just a horrible joke.
Toomer’s Corner going Ham after the win. Heads on a swivel for Updyke lurking with a gasoline jug full of poison.
And who could forget about Brooks? Fucking Brooks making a mockery of manhood up there.
I don’t care if that’s good strategy, not worth it if you physically lose your nutsack in the process. I’d stand there and throw the tightest hardest spiral I’ve ever thrown and just try to knock the fucking can over. That’s what being a man is all about.
This guy just watched Brooks performance VVVV
Oh back on the Baylor crowd again. Place is like a goldmine for fucking weirdos.
OSU fans just pelting Oklahoma with snowballs after their big time miracle win. Probably all had under 57. No word on which Oregon football players were involved.
Head = not on a swivel. Thank god this happened or Marshall/Rice would never make the Stool.
No better way to celebrate than a championship belt. Everybody knows that.
Hey Texas snuck a highlight in there. Good for them. Bye Mack!
Cool shot of the Baylor locker room after the win.
And a cool, literally, shot of the monster crowd at SMU/UCF.
Fake Oklahoma field goal literally stunned the crowd. Poor androgynous person just plain Stupefy’d. Yes I just dropped a Harry Potter reference on your head.
And that’ll do it. Take us out Red Lightning!
Oregon Football Players Being Investigated By Police After Annihilating Some Dude With Snow During Campus Snowball Fight
Daily Emerald - A video submitted by Tommy Pittenger, a multimedia producer for the Emerald’s Venture Department, shows University of Oregon students pelting cars with snowballs and dumping a bucket of snow on Sherwin Simmons, a retired UO professor, in front of the Erb Memorial Union, after Friday’s snowball fight was released yesterday.
What started as a friendly snowball fight organized by the UO football team at 12:40 p.m. on Friday Dec. 6 escalated hours later.A statement fromPaul Shang, the UO dean of students, has been released in regards to the snowball incident stating that the University of Oregon’s Police Department is currently investigating the incident and will determine whether or not the actions of the students involved constitute a criminal act.
“Consequences are clear for those whose actions reflect poorly upon the university or violate its standards for student behavior,” Shang wrote in the release. “However, until the facts of the snowball-throwing incident are sorted out, it would be premature to speculate about any potential outcomes in this case.”
Oregon offensive lineman Andre Yruretagoyena tweeted: “Embarrassed by the video I just watched. That’s not all of us, sending the sincerest apologies.”
A photo posted by Register-Guard photographer Chris Pietsch shows UO tight end Pharaoh Brown dumping a bucket of snow on another student. The viral video shows someone wearing the same outfit using a similar looking bucket to dump snow on the driver of the car.
The snowball fight turned rowdy by 3 p.m., according to UO student Liana Lis. “At the time I had been in the snowball fight it was totally fun and it was cool because the people were there who wanted to participate,” Lis said. “But then they started throwing it at cars and I had the gut instinct that it was just wrong and it got uncomfortable.”
A petition has been created by a non-UO student to “pressure UO to condemn and carry out deep disciplinary action against all those who participated in snow-fighting frenzy.” Reddit users are accusing what they believe to be the UO football players of “committing assault/battery, and vandalism.”
Well that escalated quickly huh? From a friendly schoolyard snowball fight to internet charges of snow assault and battery. Little bit of harmless messing around in the fresh snowfall like every 8 year old in the country does ends up with a bunch of dickbags massacring some poor bastard’s face in with buckets of ice. Kind of like a metaphor for the Oregon season I guess. Started off so promising and ended up with a bunch of guys talking shit and being assholes.
And I’m not even going to take the Pussification route here because frankly that video pissed me off too. I mean a police investigation and petition to have everyone in the snowball fight arrested and charged with vandalism is a little much, but I wouldn’t hate the biggest shitheads in the video getting in a little bit of trouble*. How this dude didn’t brush his windshield off, hop back in his car, and leisurely run every single one of those students over with his car then throw it in reverse and do it again is kind of baffling.
*Looking at you dude.
Introducing Michelle from Auburn. Honoring Auburn vaulting into the #2 spot and earning their way into the BCS Championship game the only way I know how. With a blazing hot fire smoke.