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Does This Look Like The Face Of A College Kid Arrested For Jogging While Intoxicated?

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Oct 111:45AM EST

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TSGA college student was arrested last night for jogging while intoxicated, Pennsylvania police report.

James Finan, 21, was spotted “jogging alongside Rte. 378 without any light” around 1:30 Sunday morning, according to a Lower Saucon Township Police Department report. Finan attends nearby DeSales University, where he is a business major.

According to cops, “vehicles were observed to take defensive measures to avoid Finan” as he ran alongside the roadway.

When cops confronted Finan, he reportedly smelled of booze and was unsteady on his feet. A subsequent Breathalyzer registered the collegian’s blood alcohol content at .19, more than twice the legal limit (when you’re behind the wheel).

 

 

Holy shit cops, make up your mind.  Do you want us to drive drunk or not?  I mean all I’ve heard about for the past 10, 20 years is how horrible drunk driving is.  Countless ads, campaigns, billboards, commercials over and over and over again. Buzzed driving is drunk driving.  They’ll see you before you see them.  You drink, you drive, you lose.   Constantly assaulting our senses with how fucked we’ll be if we get caught driving drunk.   So all that ad money and government money finally pays off and we get the message and stop getting behind the wheel…and this is how you play it?  Start going after kids jogging to the bar with a .19 buzz on?  Jesus.    We can’t drive drunk, bike drunk, golf cart drunk, skateboard drunk, scooter drunk.  Now we can’t even fucking run drunk.  It’s basically Prohibition all over again.

 

 

 

PS – I’m just assuming he was running to the bar or a friend’s house or something.  Nobody is psychopath enough to get hammered then go like fitness jogging right?

That OSU Kid Who Ran On The Field And Got Bodyslammed By The Strength Coach? He Just Lost His Full-Ride Engineering Scholarship

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Oct 111:15AM EST

 

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Dispatch - The attorney for an Ohio State University student who ran onto the Ohio Stadium field during a football game on Saturday night said yesterday that his client has lost his full-ride scholarship because of the incident.

Anthony J. Wunder, 21, hit the field in the second quarter of the game between the Buckeyes and the Cincinnati Bearcats. He was quickly tackled by former OSU linebacker Anthony Schlegel, now an assistant coach for the Buckeyes.

Wunder, a Cincinnati resident, was hauled off the field by Schlegel and security staff members, and the resulting photo and video quickly went viral.

The mechanical-engineering student waived his first court appearance on a criminal-trespassing charge yesterday. His attorney, Mark Collins, entered a not-guilty plea on his behalf and asked for a jury trial.

Collins said that Wunder was told yesterday by the Evans Scholars program that Wunder has lost his scholarship with the program. Collins also said that Wunder is no longer living in the Evans Scholars house. Collins, however, said that Wunder remains enrolled at Ohio State. He is a fourth-year student in a five-year engineering program, Collins said.

 

 

Wow, little bit of an overreaction there huh?   I thought punishments were supposed to be lenient at Urban Meyer schools?   Yes it’s unbelievably stupid to run on the field.  You obviously know there are going to be serious consequences that you’ll have to deal with.  But messing with a kid’s whole future over it?  Going after his education?   Pulling his scholarship and kicking him out of the Scholars house?  I mean I think a few nights in jail, court dates, court costs, and a shit ton of fines is enough for drunkenly running on a football field.  He’s got a mug shot out there, he’s got a criminal trespassing charge, he’s no doubt got PISSED off parents to deal with.    Plus are we just completely forgetting he got fucking Rock Bottomed through the turf and dragged off the field by the scruff of his neck?   Is that not time served right there?  Humiliated across the internet and most likely suffering from no less than a grade 2 concussion.  At least leave him with his engineering scholarship.

This GIF Pretty Much Sums Up The Hong Kong Riots

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Oct 110:40AM EST

 

 

via TrippingFrogRider – So this just happened during the protest in Hong Kong.

 

 

 

 

We want democracy!  We want democracy!  We wan ahhhhhhhh I’m too old for this shit.

 

 

 

 

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UCF Coach George O’Leary Allegedly Told Coaches Only To Recruit Black Players With Blue Gums Because They Are Bigger, Faster, and Stronger Than Those With Red Gums

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Oct 110:10AM EST

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USA TodayFormer University of Central Florida defensive coordinator Paul Ferraro accuses UCF football coach George O’Leary of explosive racist remarks in a breach of contract lawsuit filed in circuit court on Friday.

The suit alleges that O’Leary used a derogatory word for African-Americans and called the NFL “one big ‘Ru-Ru’ tribe.” The suit also alleges O’Leary once advised coaches to check African-American players “to make sure their gums are blue, because they are bigger, faster and stronger than (African-American players) with red gums.”

Grant Heston, UCF’s vice president for communications and marketing, told USA TODAY Sports by email Monday evening: “UCF is an inclusive and diverse institution and our investigation shows that these claims are without merit.”

 

 

George O’Leary with some (alleged) next-level racism right here!  I mean I’ve heard a lot of racist jokes/stereotypes/generalizations in my day, but I’ve definitely never heard that black players with blue gums are bigger faster and stronger than black players with red gums.  Certainly never heard of a coach telling his assistants and scouts to specifically recruit based on it.  And I also don’t think I’ve ever heard “Ru Ru Tribe” before either?  Is that one popular amongst the bigot crowd?  Learn something new every day.

Speaking of stereotypes though, an old white dude named George O’Leary is pretty much the exact person I would expect to hear something like this from.  Like if you want to learn a new type of racism you weren’t even aware of yet,  68 year old white Irish dude is where to go for it.

 

 

PS – Old caucasian guy with pink gums =  likely to lie and excessively pad their resume.   I know that one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Michigan Students Rally Against AD Dave Brandon

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Oct 19:30AM EST

 

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How much does Dave Brandon fucking HATE Brady Hoke’s guts right now?  Few days ago he was just another AD secretly searching for a new head coach and going about his day to day business.  Then Hoke’s dumb ass had to put an unconscious kid with a broken leg into a football game and next thing you know thousands of college kids are on your doorstep screaming at you to get fired.  Sucks for him so bad.  I don’t care how mentally tough you are or how much you pretend to not give a shit, having a lawn full of people yelling that you suck and need to lose your job is a shot to the old self esteem.  Yeah I’m sure he was expecting to take some heat for the horrible hire of a guy who has done 0 to improve the program despite having 4 years to recruit his own guys and set up his system, but not to this extent.   Seriously thanks Brady you fat donut eating motherfucker.  Maybe at your next gig you’ll have a heart for the guy who hired you and not put a kid who looks like a propped up Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s into a football game.

 

 

PS – How about this guy?

 

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Bro this is a football rally, we’ll worry about that shit later. Stop confusing everybody.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Emily from Tennessee

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Oct 19:00AM EST

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Introducing Emily from UT.  Lot of talent down there, not nearlyyyy enough submissions.

 

 

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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Autumn from North Carolina

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Introducing Autumn from North Carolina.  Thing about me – got a HUGE thing for girls in American flag bikinis.

 

 

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Belle Knox Critiquing Her Own Porn Videos is Interesting On Several Different Levels

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Sep 304:50PM EST

Skip to 2:20 for the porn watching and self-criticism

 

 

The video above is part of a five-part documentary on Belle Knox, the Duke student turned porn star who is seemingly none too popular around these parts. I initially thought the whole thing being wrapped in the cover of “Porn ruined my life, lol jk I’m working at PornHub, no I love porn it’s super feminist” was a series of odd and disingenuous tactics. But I kind of don’t hate her in this. I don’t think she’s the sexiest woman in porn, probably not even the top 50 if we’re being honest, but she rode that gimmick to more name recognition than anyone else in the industry and handled it about as well as you could hope a girl in college would approach such a bizarre situation. I personally find it to be genuinely impressive that this little non-descript Jewish chick is somehow the most popular performer on all these free porn sites, no matter how she got there. Can’t knock the hustle.

 

 

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Whether you find her hot or not, if this moment above didn’t make it move a little, you might need to rethink your sexual preferences. Any woman who appreciates a good baby batter bath deserves some respect.

 

 

PS How great of a sales dude must the FacialAbuse site recruiter be? Hard to imagine spinning an aspiring porn chick into that being your maiden voyage but somehow that guy did it. That’s a man with no need for the Glengarry Glen Ross leads for sure.

 

 

(via @DavidCovucci)

Best Albums of 2014: July-September Edition

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Sep 304:10PM EST

After getting the January-March and April-June editions exactly right, obviously had to hit you with a part 3.  Check out the best albums of the last 3 months below, or head here to browse them all.

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P.P.S. Click titles to stream entire albums.

Jeezy – Seen It All

 

Banks – Goddess

 

PartyNextDoor – PartyNextDoor 2

 

Porter Robinson – Worlds

 

Alt -J – This Is All Yours

 

La Roux – Trouble In Paradise

 

Yung Lean – Unknown Memory

 

Travi$ Scott – Days Before Rodeo

 

Raury – Indigo Child

 

Diplo – Random White Dude Be Everywhere

 

Wiz Khalifa – Blacc Hollywood

In Just 24 Days We Will Be Blacking Out In Worcester And Hartford; Get Ready To Get Wild

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Sep 303:45PM EST

 

We’re gearing up for two of the biggest and wildest Blackouts of the year. October 24th, we will be taking over the Palladium in Worcester, and the next day we move on to destroy the Webster Theatre in Hartford. As always, all former Smokes get in for free. Tickets will sell out, get them while you still can.

 

Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

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Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

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