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Texas A&M Punter Launches His Heisman Campaign
Sep 173:15PM EST





Kenny Trill who?

Honestly I think Drew Kaser’s job might be just as hard as Kenny’s if not harder.  What’s A&M punt?  2 times a year?  3?  Always got to be ready to go despite being ice cold on the bench, so much pressure, everyone’s eyes on you as you not only catch a football with your hands but also drop it perfectly straight down onto your foot in a kicking motion.  Plus with the defense the past few years you really got to make sure it’s a good one, really pin them back there.  No room for error.  So Hill can throw for 500 yards a game and run an offense.  Can he kick it 47.4 yards?






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Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Arianna from Lynn vs. Breanne from TCU
Sep 172:20PM EST

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Arianna from Lynn









Breanne from TCU












1 for Arianna…5 for Breanne


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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Dude Arrested For Beating Up The Homeless Man That Was Having A Threesome With Him And His Wife After He Threw The Hamburger Meat The Homeless Man Asked Him To Taste Test In The Bathtub?
Sep 171:40PM EST



BAY CITY, MIA Bay City man is charged with a 10-year felony due to police alleging he attacked another man that he and his wife had invited into their home and with whom they had engaged in sexual acts.

20-year-old Michael A. Chaney, told officers he is homeless and had been living with Martin R. Miller, 30, and his wife, Daniela D. Miller, 24, at their Bay City residence for about a week.

Daniela Miller was with Chaney at the hospital. She and Chaney gave police similar accounts, saying they and Martin Miller shared a sexual experience about three days prior. In the wake of that encounter, Daniela Miller and Chaney remained romantic without Martin Miller’s knowledge, Chaney said.

“Martin became jealous after we had a threesome because Daniela started to distance herself from him,” Chaney said.

Earlier in the evening of Sept. 12, Chaney was cooking hamburger meat while the Millers were in a bathroom, they said. Chaney brought a spoonful of meat into the bathroom to have them taste-test it, but Martin Miller threw the meat into the tub in which his wife bathed.

Chaney brought a second spoonful of meat, and Martin Miller again tossed it into the tub water. Chaney told Miller to stop wasting food and walked into another room. Martin Miller followed him and threatened to beat him up, Chaney said.

Chaney told Miller to go ahead, at which point Miller kicked him in the chest, pushed his wife out of the way and choked Chaney, both Chaney and Daniela Miller told police. Chaney said Miller told him he was going to kill him, then he blacked out. 

Police went to the Millers’ home and spoke with Martin Miller. He confirmed much of the accounts given by his wife and Chaney, saying he threw the hamburger in the tub as a joke and that Chaney was being an “(expletive)hole.”

Miller told police he asked his wife why she always takes Chaney’s side in a dispute. He also said that Chaney called his bluff when he threatened to beat him up.

“I am a marine,” Miller told police. “When someone challenges me I go into kill mode.”

Miller told police he choked Chaney, but didn’t recall if he kicked him or not.

“He didn’t lose consciousness,” he added, “but I did it hard enough for him to know.”



20 years ago:


Keith what do you want to be when you grow up?


I want to write articles about a guy who beat up a homeless guy who was currently having a threeway sexual relationship with him and his wife because he asked him to taste test the hamburger meat he was making but he threw it in the bathtub so he went back to get some more hamburger meat and he threw it in the bathtub again and the homeless guy told him not to waste food so he got out of the tub and beat him up because he’s a Marine who went into kill mode and doesn’t like when people tell him not to waste food in his own house and kicked him hard enough to let him know nobody messes with his wife or his hamburger meat.


And they say dreams don’t come true?  It’s like a Disney fairy tale.



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PS – In case you couldn’t follow the story or my run-on sentence here are the Sparknotes:   couple takes in a homeless man into their home.  They have a threesome.  The homeless guy and the wife develop a connection during said threesome and it becomes more romantic (thus laying the groundwork for tension in the marriage).   The homeless man decides to cook some hamburgers for everyone.  The husband and wife take a bath together.  The homeless man asks them to taste test the meat.  The husband throws it in the tub.  This happens a second time.  The homeless man says don’t waste food (as a homeless man he has come to appreciate the value of food).   The husband kicks the absolute shit out of him.   The end.  Michigan.


Brilliant Women On Instagram Are Now Trying A Diet That Has Them Eating 30 Bananas A Day
Sep 171:10PM EST



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Source – A weeklong fad diet that involves eating thirty bananas a day in an effort to lose weight is known as “Banana Island.” Instagram users (the diet has a reputation of being popular among fashion bloggers) call the diet “a trip to Banana Island” alongside photos displaying extreme weight loss. The odd eating habit first caught on in Asia a few years back, but if search trends are any indication, it appears to be back en vogue: Compared to last month, 31 percent more users are now searching for “how many calories in a banana” on Yahoo.



One small problem: Assuming they’re not a total hambeast, to maintain weight, women are supposed to eat around 1800 calories a day. To lose weight, they’re supposed to go around 1200 calories per day. But a diet of 30 bananas a day would leave us with over 3000 calories, an insane 770g of carbs and 420g of sugar, roughly the equivalent of six Oreo McFlurries from McDonald’s. That’s a diet I’d be 1000% more in on, really like the growth potential there and you’d lose weight when they have to cut off several of your limbs due to all the diabetes. Maybe a break-even overall.


Either way, I love the hustle, lack of foresight, and complete gullibility from all of these women; all three are major qualities I find appealing in a potential wife. There’s no shame in searching the Instagram or Twitter #bananaisland hashtag and sliding into a DM or two and hoping for the best.



Also, 1, 3, 4, 2 is the order in which I’d take them to Banana Island, Hot Dog Peninsula, and Whiskey Flavored Egg Noodle Gulf. I’m willing to be coerced into flipping 2 and 4, though, little too much delt action on the latter.

Hoodie Allen – Dumb For You
Sep 1712:30PM EST

Our boy Hoodie Allen is back with the second single off his upcoming album and maybe my favorite track I’ve heard from the Hoodster since “You Are Not A Robot.” Here’s what the man himself had to say about the track:

“Dumb For You” brings out the more pop flavorings of my traditionally blended hip hop sung style. I think for fans of tracks of mine like “No Faith In Brooklyn”, DFY is this album’s closest parallel. Set behind a funky guitar riff and booming 808′s, the song is about all falling for someone and knowing that they’re bad for you — but you can’t help but keep coming back to them.

Stream the entire album here, and look out for its full release on October 14th.

Jameis Winston Benched For The First Half Of Clemson Game For “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” Outburst
Sep 1712:00PM EST

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FSU - During the ACC Teleconference on Wednesday, Florida State head coach Jimbo Fisher addressed the comments by Jameis Winston on Tuesday that got national attention.

“Everything has been addressed and we’re getting ready for the game,” Fisher initially said.

Fisher was then asked if it would impact Winston’s playing time on Saturday against Clemson.

“We’re deciding,” Fisher said. “We’re talking as things go on right now.”

The comments were not taken lightly by Fisher.

“It was not a good decision.. It was something that has to be addressed,” Fisher said.

“You can’t make statements that are derogatory … you have to understand that,” Fisher added.



Blog before suspension announced….



Listen I’m not the biggest Jameis fan in the world, I think that’s become pretty clear.  I used to be when we first started blogging about him, but he’s pretty much used up all his goodwill at this point.  Just been wayy too many head scratching decisions and unfunny videos and unsettling accusations to be a big fan of his.   Hell of a football player, doesn’t seem like much of a guy.   So I’m pretty much done going to bat for him on most issues.  Having said all that if Jameis Winston misses even one snap of the Clemson game or any game for that matter because he repeated the most popular internet meme of the year in the middle of a college campus with his friends joking around it will be the DUMBEST fucking penalty ever.  Ever.  Or at least since the last dumb penalty the NCAA/an NCAA school dished out.  Seriously Jimbo what are you even babbling about here?  Derogatory and inflammatory?  It’s a fucking internet video craze.  Everyone knows it and has said it.  It’s a 20 year old kid saying curse words.  Get over it.   Such faux outrage over this it’s unbelievable.



5 minutes later…





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Haha.  An entire half.  What a fucking joke.  Way to take a moral stand Jimbo.  If the rape allegations, misdemeanors, and theft won’t do it, it’s the “fuck her right in the pussy” meme.


High School Football Player Goes Right Joystick: Up
Sep 1711:20AM EST




Truck Stick like you read about in the Madden user manual.   Kind of surprised it worked so well though.   First time I’ve seen jumping as high as you can in the air and trying to hug someone not working as a tackling tactic.









PS – Good effort #5.

Wake Forest Puts Recruits On Magazine Covers With Kim Kardashian And Selena Gomez
Sep 1710:50AM EST

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Say what you want about Wake Forest football, say they haven’t been winning a ton of games, say they haven’t had a winning season since ’08,  say their quarterbacks get hammered drunk and drive their trucks onto the quad looking for late night Subway.  But don’t say they don’t know how to recruit.  Seriously all anybody talks about is Saban and Franklin and all the other big name coaches and how awesome they are at recruiting.   When’s the last time one of them got a prospect on the cover of People magazine with Kim Kardashian?  Never seen a Bama commit on a cover with Selena Gomez.  Just sayin.





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Penn State Fans Having A “Joe-Out” For The UMass Game
Sep 1710:10AM EST

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Centre Daily - There’s going to be a “Joe-out.”  Wait, what’s a Joe-out?

Laurie Anne Stannell, a fourth-generation Penn State grad, wanted to see something happen to show support for late former head coach Joe Paterno. It had to be something peaceful and happy, and something that, first and foremost, said “Joe.”

Beaver Stadium has a long history of white-outs to rally the troops for big games. This year, it will be the Oct. 25 game against intense rival Ohio State. In 2011, in the heat of the Jerry Sandusky scandal, the blue outs started, with fans showing support, and raising money, for victims of child sexual abuse. The 2014 blue-out will be Nov. 29 against Michigan State.

But on Saturday, as Penn State meets the University of Massachusetts for the second home game of the season, alumni and fans like Stannell and others want to see Paterno everywhere they turn.

“We want to make an impact, as Joe would say,” Stannell said.




A Joe-Out!  That’s a new one.  Think this lady will be there in her khakis and blue tie and rimmed glasses?


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Probably front row, maybe even painted like the campus Joe Pa statue.   Penn State man, what a kooky bunch.  Don’t tell them it’s time to move on.  Don’t tell them it’s time to get past all this and maybe start paying their respects to their new coach working his ass off to bring PSU back to their glory days.  That would just make you a Happy Valley hater and a scandalous libelous blasphemous bastard.




PS – I bet Keith Law’s inbox was fun last night.




Bro Gets Robbed At Gunpoint…His GoPro Records It All
Sep 179:30AM EST




Mike Graziano - I was on a bike tour in a rough part of Buenos Aires (Argentina) in broad daylight when a thief attempted to steal my camera gear at gunpoint. I miraculously happened to be recording with a gopro on my forehead and captured this amazing piece of footage!!

But this won’t stop us from visiting all 195 countries and getting that Global Degree! More EPIC footage coming soon.




Whoa, some creepy looking villain just robbed this guy in broad daylight, all while he was recording it with his GoPro camera and got crystal clear footage of the entire thing…how convenient for the TV show he’s filming!



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Subscribe NOW for more EPIC footage!  Listen I’m not calling this dude a flat out liar, just saying, if he took a bullet to the shoulder or something it would have been a lot more believable.   Come on now.  I know all the Youtube tricks in the book.  Show me some blood and carnage or I’ll be skeptical forever.