Music’s hottest new ladykiller comes through with a summer jam just in time for the end of this miserable fucking winter.
The Boulder Theater
March 15th, 2014 9:00 PM
March 20th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
House Of Blues
Myrtle Beach, SC
April 5th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 11th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 12th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 25th, 2014 9:00 PM
New York City, NY
April 26th, 2014 9:00 PM
New Haven, CT
January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
East Stroudsburg, PA
March 1st, 2014 9:00 PM
The Union Bar
Iowa City, IA
March 8th, 2014 6:00 PM
March 10, 2014 - March 16, 2014
(I made this logo…maybe I’ll let Milmore come up with something a little more professional)
Only one way to possibly make March Madness any better. Yup, run a Smokeshow Madness right alongside it. Hoops and Smokes. Does not get any better, ever.
Same drill as the last 4 years. 1 smoke to represent each team in the tournament. Girls won’t be seeded, all matchups will be the real life basketball game matchups. #1 vs. #16, etc. We’ll do a few days of voting for each round all the way until we get our very own Smokeshow Final Four. Winning girl gets $1000. Yes I repeat 1000 bucks cash so if you got friends or know girls on campus who wouldn’t mind a shot at the prize send nominations our way. Tips@barstoolu.com. Obviously we’ve got the main powerhouse schools on lockdown but we definitely welcome girls from smaller schools that aren’t necessarily on our radar.
And smokes from each school that wins their conference tourney this week and makes it to the dance.
Last year’s winner Betsy from Memphis says hello…
Reader Email – Michigan State Students Spring Break Went So Hard It Ruined Everybody’s Family Vacation
Reader Email -
This review has been going around MSU after @SpartyProblems retweeted it, apparently we flat out ruined some poor family’s vacation that decided to go to Cabo during college spring break. Sorry for partying I guess? Viva
Oh wah wah wah. If you’re dumb enough to book your vacation to an all-inclusive resort in fucking Cabo during college Spring Break season don’t cry to me when it turns out there’s some drunk college kids around. Like the people who can’t believe the great deal they got on a house in a college town in between two fraternities then complain when it’s too loud on the weekends. Wake up. There’s a reason your hotel was 99% off. Because everybody with a brain knows it’s going to be chock full of 19 year olds blasted out of their faces throwing couches off balconies and fucking each other in the pool. Welcome to Spring Break. Next time go to Hawaii like a fucking adult.
Last night this “Computerized” jumpoff went from produced by Kanye to fake to real but really hated in about the first 4 hours of its existence. Now that the dust is settled, it looks like a half decent leftover off Tron that would’ve been better off left in the vault while the robots ride out their latest #1 smash with Pharrell.
In more relevant music news, Skrillex finally dropped off one of the most highly anticipated collabs of the young year, “Coast Is Clear” featuring the hottest young man in hip-hop, Chance The Rapper.
Oh yeah and nbd but kbd, Skrill also dropped his new album, Recess, which you can stream in its entirety here.
Reddit – In March 2014, CDOT launched a series of three PSAs to education the public on marijuana impaired driving. The main message of these PSAs is that if you drive high, you can get a DUI.
USA Today – The state Department of Transportation is airing three television ads as part of its “Drive High, Get a DUI” campaign. The ads appear during shows that target men ages 21-34, the demographic that tends to have the highest number of DUIs, according to a CDOT release.
The limit for marijuana in the blood is 5 nanograms of active THC per milliliter of blood, according to CDOT. But it’s not clear-cut how much marijuana that is exactly. Unlike blood-alcohol content, which generally correlates with weight and number of drinks, marijuana affects different people in different ways.
“One hit could put someone over the limit,” said Emily Wilfong, CDOT spokeswoman, in an interview with USA TODAY Network.
The campaign aims to educate the public that driving high is still considered impaired driving, Wilfong said. A September CDOT survey of 770 Coloradans found 21% had driven a motor vehicle after consuming marijuana sometime within the past month.
Colorado. They just get it.
(Not pictured: Doritos, fruit snacks, pizza, and cheese puff sales revenue: $Infinity.)
How long until Colorado pays off the national debt on their own just from weed sales?
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The Dagger – Eight times in its star-crossed history, William & Mary has come within one win of escaping ignominy.
Never has falling short been this painful.
Having surged to a six-point lead with 80 seconds remaining in Monday night’s CAA championship game, William & Mary appeared to be in position to secure its first NCAA bid in program history. Instead the Tribe surrendered the final seven points of the game to top-seeded Delaware and suffered a heartbreaking 75-74 loss that had to leave their fans wondering if they’ll live to see William & Mary in an NCAA tournament game.
Just wanted to give William & Mary some love real quick. These poor motherfuckers. Just cannot sneak their way into a tournament. Mainstays of the Forgotten Five. No tournament berth since it was invented in 1947. Disappointment year after year. None more palpable than having a 6 point lead at the end of the game and watching it slip through their fingers. Heartwrenching. And yes I guess making them re-live their crushing, soul-demolishing loss over again is a weird way of showing love, but I’m a man of simple means and a blog is all I have to give.
ESPN - Kansas Jayhawks freshman big man Joel Embiid is out for the Big 12 tournament and will likely miss the first weekend of the NCAA tournament.
The 7-foot Cameroon native went to Los Angeles for a second opinion on his ailing back on Monday. Jayhawks coach Bill Self told ESPN.com earlier in the day he was confident that Embiid would play in the NCAA tourney, and thought there was a chance he could play in the Big 12 tournament.
However, after Embiid met with a spinal specialist, the initial stress fracture prognosis was confirmed and he was ruled out of the Big 12 tourney and is unlikely to play the first weekend of the NCAA tournament.
A specialist confirmed Joel Embiid’s initial stress fracture prognosis. He was ruled out of the Big 12 tourney and is unlikely to play the first weekend of the NCAA tournament.
“Based on that, this weekend (in the Big 12 Championship) is out,” Self said in a statement. “Next weekend, we feel like is a longshot, but the doctors are hopeful that if Joel works hard in rehab and progresses that it is possible that he could play in the later rounds of the NCAA Tournament if our team is fortunate enough to advance.”
Joel Embiid. Is he even good?
Oh. Well whatever, this is college basketball. Every team has to deal with losing their starting center and projected #1 pick in the NBA draft right before conference tournament play and a run to the national championship at some point in the season. Time for Bill Self to actually earn that paycheck.
PS – Who was the last center drafted #1 overall with some nagging injury concerns? Can’t remember but he worked out in the NBA right?
Ok I think what we have here is a classic case of good idea, poor execution. I mean unless you’re a top 10 prospect you NEED to get your name out there. Need to give the people a reason to talk about you. Now most people work out super hard and show up to the Combine and bust out a 4.3 40 or something to accomplish that. Bench press 95 times or touch the ceiling of the stadium during the vertical. Adam Muema decided the measurables just weren’t gonna happen so he went with being the guy who speaks directly with God. Disappearing for days on end saying God told you through Instagram to sit in an airport then tweeting about raptures and shit. Not a complete failure. Seriously a month ago how many of us outside of San Diego knew the name Adam Muema? Unfortunately things got a little out of control and now everyone thinks you’re too batshit crazy to even be in society let alone drafted on an NFL team. Just shows how delicate a balance the PR game is.
PS – You box?