July 21, 2014 - July 27, 2014
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Wait what the fuck? I was told this would be wildest confessions. Not sure how this loser snuck in here. Hey honey, go fuck your friends or go home ok, you’re ruining the vibe.
Let’s get to some good ones…
A drunken hook up is understandable, expected even. But sober morning fingering? That’s next level lezzy shit.
You say it like it’s a bad thing. Sorry for partying?
Umm ok bitch?
Do it anyway. You won’t.
Question for you two above…was this male stripper wearing a gigantic stuffed bear head? If so do you know the date it will be uploaded to Youjizz? Asking for myself.
And there you have it for this week in chicks being sluts. Want to check out more or leave your own, head to the Whisper app and get to posting.
Alexandria Morgan is one of those Internet model chicks on the rise and with good reason. She’s not a MySpace photo angle beauty queen like some of the closet heifers on Instagram and she’s got an insane body most girls would sell their first born into sex slavery for. Basically, she’s the perfect chick to get me to watch a video from some watch company I’ve never heard of and forgot the second I x’d out of YouTube.
This is the thing ol’ slobbo Kate Upton doesn’t get: This Alexandria Morgan chick is as pretty as her in the face, if not more so, she doesn’t look like she needs to have a golf ball pulled out of her by George Costanza when she’s lying down on a lounge chair, and she even resembles Kate Upton enough that she could be play her in a Lifetime movie about how she ruined Justin Verlander’s baseball career and drove him to murder.
The fact that this chick lives in NYC and often posts photos at places I’ve walked past earlier in the day actually destroys my soul. Would it kill just one borderline supermodel to give me advanced notice when she’s going to appear somewhere so I can
install a trap door set up a Wile E. Coyote catapult wish her continued success and excellence throughout the rest of her career?
LSU Freshman Football Player Punches Through Glass Window In Weight Room After Fight With Girlfriend…Severs His Bicep Down To The Bone
NOLA – LSU freshman defensive tackle Trey Lealaimatafao suffered a serious arm injury when he punched a glass window in the team weight room, LSU sports information director Michael Bonnette confirmed to NOLA.com.
Sources who were present said Lealaimatafao, a four-star recruit from San Antonio, Texas, was upset about a disagreement with his girlfriend, and punched the window between the weight room and indoor practice facility. The sources said the glass “tore through” Lealaimatafao’s bicep and they could see the bone underneath.
“It was horrific,” said one witness. “Horrible to see.”
He was immediately taken to an area hospital and is being treated for the injury, Bonnette said. One source said Lealaimatafao may have completely severed his bicep and he faces a lengthy recovery.
Fucking chicks bro. They’ll fuck you up in the head. Got say though I do love this guy’s positive attitude. Oh I just severed my bicep and tore through all the muscle down to the bone? All good, learning experience. Always good to learn things every day. Today was: don’t punch through glass windows. Because when it breaks the stuff it’s made out of is very sharp. And that sharp stuff will cut your arm off, and arms are important for football players. Jot it down in my iPhone notes and we’re on to the next day full of life lessons.
I really hope this chick doesn’t get upset if she sees I called her a big girl for this one because, really, I mean it as a compliment. All the feminism and “Real women have curves” and propaganda mean literally nothing to me. Fluff from girls who eat entire jars of Fluff. But you give me a big ride or die chick like this Chelsea girl and I’m all in. Headband on, full sprint, big-time vertical leap, doesn’t matter if she went through the table or not. It’s all about the journey, not the destination. This girl won my respect, my heart, and a free coupon for celebratory dick (not valid in the 48 continuous states, see you in Hawaii boo).
When I was in college, my freshman year roommate was from Louisiana and one weekend he had some female friends come up to check out Los Angeles. One was a chick whom he wanted to bang, another was her boring and less hot friend, and the third was some big girl with an equally sized personality to match. We went out to whatever USC frats were noteworthy at the time, bounced around, drank way too much. We all got stupid wasted, my roommate’s chick crush vomited in a bush so he seized the opportunity to console her and, within seconds, make out with her. But the big girl, she had no signs of quit. We went back to the apartment aiming to smoke some pot and slow down and she just wanted to keep drinking, ended up going down the hall to some other party and ripped shots until like 3am. When she first left, I asked my roommate, “Is this normal? She’s going to be alright?” His reply was simple, “Oh yeah, she can outdrink most guys. She’s a hoss.” Hoss. The type of evocative name Jim Ross would use to describe Brock Lesnar when he first started in WWE. I don’t remember the boring chick, I barely remember the hot puking chick, but I’ll never forget the Hoss. Big girls doing big girl things, just have to applaud it when you come across it.
I’m officially in love with this chick. Every single song she puts out is fire, and she puts out a lot of them.
Check out more from Banks, and if you haven’t heard her Aaliyah cover you’ll want to do that 10 minutes ago.
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— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) July 22, 2014
DALLAS, Texas – Big 12 Conference commissioner Bob Bowlsby said Monday that some colleges have figured out ways to take advantage of what he termed a lack of rules enforcement by the NCAA.
“I think the vast majority of people in intercollegiate athletics are of high integrity, they’re doing it for the right reasons,” Bowlsby said at the Big 12 Conference media days. “But right now, if you want to cheat, you can do it and you can get away with it. There are benefits for doing that.
“And that needs to change.”
Bowlsby, a former athletic director at Northern Iowa and Iowa, also predicted that some non-revenue sports could be on campus chopping blocks if the NCAA loses lawsuits with which it is currently involved.
“We are operating in a strange environment in that we have lawsuits — plus we have the O’Bannon lawsuit,” Bowlsby said. “I think all of that in the end will cause programs to be eliminated.
“I think you’ll see men’s Olympics sports go away as a result of the new funding challenges that are coming down the pike. I think there may be tension among and between sports on campus and institutions that have different resources.
“It’s really unknown what the outcomes will be.”
Man somebody wants a little bit of the spotlight that SEC Media Days stole huh? Big 12 feeling a little left out and pushed to the side? Jesus Bowlsby, be a little more transparent. I see what you’re doing. Just hop up on the podium and yell the C word as loud as you can in your first like 10 seconds of speaking. College sports + cheating = instant headlines and nonstop ESPN coverage. Talk about a man with some media savvy.
But in all seriousness if you listen to/read the commissioners entire speech it’s actually all right on point, hammer on the head stuff. Like as much as Sportscenter will lead with the “CHEATING PAYS” tagline every hour for the rest of the day it’s really nothing that extreme here. College programs cheat. They always have and always will. You’re never going to shut it down completely, ever. It’s possible to get away with it and a bunch of places do. Nothing has ever been more broken than the system that is in place to enforce the rules. Targeting kids for the smallest most innocent infractions instead of going after the bigger issues…and when they do, they botch the ever-living fuck out of it. So yeah this is the big college sports story of the day and needed to be blogged about, but it’s really nothing we didn’t already know and talk about 100 times before. Everyone cheats and the NCAA has a dump in their pants. That’s it in a nutshell. Props to Bob for putting it all out in the open finally.