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G-Unit – Come Up
Jul 284:15PM EST

Coming off a gigantic “0 to 100″ remix and one of the hottest hip-hop cuts of the year in “Nah I’m Talking Bout”, the Guerrilla Unit is back with some all new, all original material leading up to an expected mixtape some time in the nearish future and a full length album later this year.  While you wait for that, check out all the latest from G-Unit as well as all the heat headman 50 Cent’s been dropping this year.

Wisconsin Kappa Kappa Gamma Will Melt Your Goddamn Face Off
Jul 283:30PM EST










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Marcus Mariota’s Fall Class Schedule: Golf and Yoga
Jul 283:10PM EST

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Who has a better college life than Marcus Mariota right now?  Manziel is gone – wide open spot at the top of the sport for a new superstar quarterback.  Top prospect for the 2015 draft.  Got a ton of great pub for staying at school to mature and improve his game.  And he already graduated.  So basically he’s the QB1 at one of the most high profile D1 football programs who does nothing but play golf, do yoga, lift and play football all year.  Oh and wear 96 variations of the hottest uniforms and gear on the planet.  You’d be hard pressed to describe a better college experience than that.


PS – Mariota if you’re reading this be extra careful with the ACLs this season because if we’re being honest this blog could not be more jinx city if it tried.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Lauren from ECU vs. Viviana from USC
Jul 282:20PM EST

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Lauren from ECU 








Viviana from USC 


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1 for Lauren…5 for Viviana


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Zach Lavine Cannot And Will Not Stop Throwing Down The Best Dunks On Earth
Jul 281:50PM EST




If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times (actually I’ve said it 3 times exactly, I just checked the blog archives):  nobody has capitalized on their ability to jump really high better than Zach Lavine.    From virtual obscurity at UCLA to becoming an internet sensation and getting drafted by the T Wolves.  All because he can jump out of the gym and always has someone on hand to film it.  Genius.  Can he shoot?  Can he play D?  Does he hustle?  Nobody knows, nobody really cares, because look at this shit!



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PS – Was that a fucking windmill from the free throw line?

Mashup Mondays
Jul 281:10PM EST


For sure one of the best mashup monday lineups we’ve had in a long while. With features from Garrix, Foster The People, Biggie & Chromeo, every one of todays tracks just reeks of hotness.

Stream / download today’s full Mashup Monday lineup here

9-Year-Old Kid Completely Shitfaced At A Skate Park Needs To Learn To Hold His Liquor Better
Jul 2812:20PM EST


I’ve got no doubt in my mind this little dude is the equivalent of the white trashiest of white trash in America but I can’t help but love his style. Just claiming to pound entire cases of beer and casually scootering away while this guy with the camera is concerned about his well-being, the kid may be illiterate and drinking himself into very early retardation but there’s no denying he’s chill as fuck while doing it. Underaged drinking when you’re not even old enough to jerk off is an absolutely terrible idea but if you’re going to pull it off, this adorable miscreant is the Marlboro Man of his generation.



^^ Oh I’ve been there, man.



The uncle making an appearance at 3:00 is also pretty fantastic. The kid can be hammered and riding around on concrete without a helmet, that’s all good, but if he starts cursing at strangers he needs to calm down. I may be an adult man here barefoot at a skate park getting toddlers drunk on a Sunday afternoon but that doesn’t mean we don’t have a little something called class.


Between this and Flight of the Conchords, safe to say New Zealand is a global power in the making. Just seems like they’ve got it all figured out.

Muschamp Takes Picture With Lady In “I <3 Big Sacks And Gator D" Shirt
Jul 2811:50AM EST

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I bet you do you sexy little minx.   You think Muschamp gives a flying fuck about this lady’s offensive t-shirt?  Dude has a lottttt more important things to worry about than some slightly tasteless clothing.  Hell he’ll probably wear that shirt himself on the sidelines for the entire season if it means actually scoring some points, winning some games, and at the very least stop blocking each other.





UF football, getting this train back on the tracks, one groupie football slut at a time.

College Student Falls To His Death Off Balcony While On Ski Trip…The News Honors Him With A Picture Of Him Giving The Shocker
Jul 2811:20AM EST

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9NewsA Sydney teen who fell from a hotel balcony in a New Zealand ski resort has died in hospital.

James Teague, 19, slipped and fell about 10m onto a concrete car park in Queenstown shortly before 3am last Thursday. He had been drinking heavily with friends, police said.

Uproxx - There is nothing funny about the Sydney teen who fell from a hotel balcony in a New Zealand ski resort and died. So it’s especially odd that no one in the Channel 9 graphics department bothered to look up the hand gesture the deceased and his friends are doing in the photo that was used on the air.



Well that’s one way to honor the dead.  Senior picture?  Nice shot of you with your family on vacation somewhere?  Picture dressed up for prom or a formal with your beautiful date?  Na, how about you throwing up the sign for simultaneously pummeling a vagina and an asshole with your fingers. That’ll tug at the viewer’s heart strings.  Great job by the crack team at 9News.

Hey guys it’s called the internet, try it out, it will help with stuff like this.


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Girl Tries To Back Out Of High Dive At The Last Second…Doesn’t End Well
Jul 2810:36AM EST


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Daily Mail - A horrified onlooker captured the moment when the swimmer fell at Lava Hot Springs water park in Idaho on film.

A nervous swimmer who tried to back out of diving from the top of a 22 foot board at the last minute saw her jump go horribly wrong. The woman appears to go to the top of the seven metre diving board with a friend ready to jump off together.




Learned a valuable lesson about the high dive today.  Got to go 100% or don’t go at all.  Oh and apparently this girl is totally fine in case you were wondering whether you could keep laughing at that GIF running over and over again on repeat.  Just a little bit of wounded pride that unfortunately for her was just immortalized for the internet for the rest of time.




PS – Knew I recognized that form.