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Jared Lorenzen Had The Best Response To The NCAA’s Free Snacks Rule
Apr 169:30AM EST

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Jared Lorenzen.  Love this guy.   Beast QB.  Die hard Stoolie.  Absolute tank that the NCAA is lucky they don’t have to give free snacks.  You think they have a lot of cash now?  Just wait and see how fast your bank accounts drain trying to provide J-Lo with enough food to keep him happy on a daily basis.


Anyway in case you missed the after-hours post yesterday this is the hot topic regarding the NCAA right now.  Finally caving and deciding to use their billions of dollars to provide larger stipends for student-athletes and give them insurance coverage for their post-playing career and help them with flights home, hardship money and medical bills.  Oh wait no they just said they can have free food to eat when they’re hungry.  Got a little ahead of myself there.  Let’s not get too crazy.





Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Nikki from STA College
Apr 169:00AM EST



Introducing Nikki from St Thomas Aquinas College.  Think I can say with confidence this is their first smokeshow? And also that I don’t know where it is?  Safe to say they’ve put themselves on the map with Nikki.

New Remixes From The Chainsmokers, Dillon Francis, and Trademark
Apr 158:45PM EST

The Chainsmokers can’t go a week without dropping a hit, Dillon Francis gets all progressive haus-y on Chromeo, and Trademark serves up a soaring remix of Timeflies, Zedd, and Krewella in this week’s edition of me blogging EDM on Tuesday nights.

If you’re looking for more new bangers, check out this week’s installment of #TurntUpTuesday or go ahead and peruse our entire buffet of the finest EDM playlists on the interweb.

NCAA Approves Unlimited Meals And Snacks For D1 Athletes
Apr 156:07PM EST



NCAADivision I student-athletes can receive unlimited meals and snacks in conjunction with their athletics participation, the Legislative Council decided Tuesday. The rule, which applies to walk-ons as well as scholarship student-athletes, is an effort to meet the nutritional needs of all student-athletes.

The provision of meals approved today is in addition to the meal plan provided as part of a full scholarship. Prior to this change, scholarship student-athletes received three meals a day or a food stipend.

Council chair Mary Mulvenna, associate commissioner of the America East Conference, said Tuesday’s decisions underscored the commitment to student-athletes.

“Today we took action to provide meals to student-athletes incidental to participation,” Mulvenna said. “I think the end result is right where it needs to be.”





HUGE WIN for student athh-ooh-leetes!  Who says the NCAA is a bunch of greedy bastards making billions off unpaid labor and not giving a fuck about the welfare of the players?  FREE SNACKS IN YOUR FACE BITCH!  Meal plans for everyone!      Bread, water, maybe even some meats and cheese?  The possibilities are endless and it’s all on the NCAA’s generous dime.   Shabazz eats like a king tonight!

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Alexis from South Carolina
Apr 155:30PM EST



Introducing Alexis from South Carolina.  LOVE the SC smokes rolling in lately.  Keep em comin!

Smokeshow Madness Final Four Voting Ends Thursday Night
Apr 155:15PM EST

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Quick end of the day reminder that you have 2 more days to get your vote in for the Smokeshow Madness Final Four.   Just checked and each matchup is separated by less than 100 votes.  So your actually matters and will help decide who walks away with $1K and more importantly the pride for an entire campus.   Vote now!




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10 Best Albums Of The Year So Far (w/ Streams)
Apr 154:30PM EST

Hopefully you can survive one afternoon without me posting the newest hotness, because today we’re looking back at the best albums of 2014 so far.

Rick Ross – Mastermind


Ross the Bawse recruited Kanye, Big Sean, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, The Weeknd, and French Montana to hop on tracks, and they all turned out to be straight fucking fire.  HUGH.

Stream Mastermind

Skrillex – Recess


Skrill hadn’t dropped any newnew in a while, but when you’re the Bass King your music is worth the wait.

Stream Recess

Schoolboy Q – Oxymoron


My favorite album of the year so far.  ”Gangsta” and “Yay Yay” are the only rap songs I ever wanna listen to again.

Stream Oxymoron

Major Lazer – Apocalypse Soon


Honestly not my cup of tea, but people love the Lazer and I’m a man of the people so here you go.

Stream Apocalypse Soon

Divergent Soundtrack


With new tracks from Zedd, Kendrick Lamar, Tame Impala, Ellie Goulding, Banks, A$AP Rocky, Chance The Rapper, and a bunch more studs, seems like they had a decent music budget for this flick.

Stream Divergent Soundtrack

Foster The People – Supermodel


Alt rock giants Foster The People rise from the dead after a dog’s age away from the spotlight with their sophomore effort Supermodel.

Stream Supermodel

Aer – Aer


I really hadn’t heard much Aer before this album, but these dudes are 4/20 gold and “Spades” is one of the best songs of the year so far.

Stream Aer

Young Money – Rise Of An Empire


It was no We Are Young Money, but with “Trophies,” “Moment,” and a few more gems sprinkled in, can’t hate too hard.

Stream Rise of an Empire


And the last two spots go to nobody, because nobody earned it.  Can’t say the kid doesn’t have standards.

#RealTalk from Jim Tressel
Apr 154:10PM EST

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Bill O’Reilly’s head just exploded.


Just something inherently funny about this guy:


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Tweeting out 2Pac lyrics dead serious as motivation.




Oh and my top 8 2pac songs.


8. To Live and Die in LA

7. Troublesome 96

6. Picture Me Rollin

5. 2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted

4. Dear Mama

3. Hail Mary

2. Ambitionz Az A Ridah

1. Hit Em Up


*this list is Jim Tressel approved.


5 Star QB Decommited From Nick Saban Via Email
Apr 153:40PM EST

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TUSCALOOSA, AlabamaHe was one of Alabama’s top commitments for the Class of 2015, but quarterback Ricky Town had a change of heart.

After offensive coordinator Doug Nussmeier left the Crimson Tide for Michigan in January, Town re-opened his recruitment. It didn’t take long for him to commit to USC.

In in intertview with the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Town described the way he broke the news to Alabama coach Nick Saban.

“I sent Coach Saban an email and said ‘Thank you for everything, but I have to do what’s best for me,’” Town told the AJC. “I never heard back from Coach Saban.



No word on if they found this kid’s body yet.

Such a cold move from Saban too.  You know that feeling is just the absolute worst.  When you have to write some really awkward email or text to your boss or your girlfriend or something and you spend hours and hours writing and re-writing it, trying to phrase everything perfectly, making sure every sentence is saying what you want it to say without being too aggressive or too much of a pussy.  Strike the perfect balance and get everything off your chest and hold your breath as you click send.   Then just no response.  Keep checking back and trying to keep yourself distracted while casually looking at your phone for like a week straight.  Nothing.  Savage. Would expect nothing less from Saban.

College Bro Makes Web Gem Of The Year…Gets Leg Stuck In Fence
Apr 153:10PM EST



California University of Pennsylvania baseball…catch the fever!





But wait…don’t look now… but here comes Calvin College to steal the college baseball highlight!



After winning the first game by one run (scored by Junior Grant VanPutten) game two was decided in dramatic fashion. With bases loaded and Junior Peter Cupery up to the plate, VanPutten decides to take advantage of a high stakes moment.




Stealing home to win a game.  Baseball beast mode.  Didn’t even get a body party lodged in a fence and need 6 people to pull him out.  Winner, Calvin.


Too much college baseball excitement for one post.   Way too much.