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Kevin Sumlin and Johnny Manziel Went To A Rick Ross Party In Miami Last Year…Rapper Says Sumlin Was A “15 Out Of 10″

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Oct 210:15AM EST

 

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“Kevin was like, ‘Yo man, I’m a big fan of you guys, MMG. I’m a big fan of Ross’”

“He was having a good time.”

“He was the one who made me say, ‘Okay, it’s time to turn up in here.’”

 

 

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Of course Sumlin was the life of the party.  Dude just oozes coolness.   You don’t sign guys like Kenny Trill  and the rest of the gang that has you 5-0 and #6 in the country without being able to turn up in the club with Rick Ross.  Just wondering what the NCAA has to think about all this?  Think they’re formulating their new investigation that they’re going to completely botch as we speak?  Too many real significant issues in college sports lately…time to jump into whether Kevin Sumlin violated any rules by going to a Miami club with his quarterback to get turnt with a bunch of gangsta rappers.

 

ROSS.

 

 

Matthew McConaughey Gives Pump Up Speech To Texas Longhorns

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Oct 29:30AM EST

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Alright alright alrighttttttt….It’s like, football mann….

 

Bringing in McConaughey for a pump up speech right before the Kansas game last weekend…surprised it was only a 23-0 shellacking.  Dude is on some kind of roll right now, absolutely everything he touches turns to gold.   Poor Charlie Weis never stood a chance.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Felicia from Eastern Washington

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Oct 29:00AM EST

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Introducing Felicia from Eastern Washington.  First EWU smoke ever?  Hottest EWU smoke ever?

 

 

 

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Download The Best Free Songs of The Last Month For Free

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Oct 18:30PM EST

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Basically Christmas in October.  Step your library game up with freebies from Travis Scott, Raury, Elephante, Aer, Tchami and more.

Click here to download the best free songs of the last month for free

 

Who’s Ready To Black Out In Hartford And Worcester, October 24th And 25th?

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Oct 18:00PM EST

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We’re ready to Blackout in Worcester the 24th and Hartford the 25th, and you better be too. The Smokes are going to be out and wild and we know that the Palladium and the Webster theatre are going to be insane. Tickets will sell out so get on this while you still can!

Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

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Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

Barstool U Hump Day Smokeshow – Katie from Nebraska

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Oct 15:30PM EST

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Introducing Katie from Nebraska.  Happy Hump Day indeed.

 

 

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Mom Films Video Of Her Little Daughter’s Insults And The Kid Straight Up BURIED Her

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Oct 14:50PM EST

 

 

I hate little kid videos usually because they’re so self indulgent for the parents but holy shit is this lady’s daughter BRUTAL. Just calling mom ugly in 100 different ways, saying her stomach looks like a bagel and that her fat flabby mom arms make clapping noises when she waves them, absolutely vicious. This kid is slinging insults at a 10th grade level so well that we should hire her to start up Barstool Pre-K. Probably a good idea to avoid a boy blogger there, though, just a hunch.

 

 

Also what was up with the random tit shot in there?

 

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I was already on Team Shitty Little Girl even before seeing this but jesus clean it up, Mom. Could have really lived without that one thrown in there for no reason. I’m trying to enjoy your child publicly spitting in your face here, no need to sling those flapjacks at my face to confuse the matter further.

Top 20 Songs of September 2014

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Oct 14:10PM EST

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Calvin Harris, Avicii, Kendrick Lamar, Lorde, Big Sean, everyone came out and dropped bombs this month. Check out the 20ish best songs of the month below, and don’t forget to download the barstool beats app if you haven’t because it’s awesome.

 

Click to stream the Top 20 Songs of September 2014

 

Confessions From Psycho Girlfriends Who Snoop On Their Boyfriends

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Oct 13:30PM EST

 

 

Whoa no way, chicks are psychos who snoop on their boyfriends constantly?  Shocker.  Seriously if you have a girlfriend and don’t know she’s snooping on you or are too dumb to figure out how to prevent it you are the dumbest motherfucker alive and deserve everything you get when you get caught messing around.  Passcode everything, switch those passwords up daily, Incognito window frequently, get those fake accounts going.  It’s elementary stuff.

If you need more examples of how your girl is digging around in your shit check out the Whisper app for some more confessions.

Auburn Bro Creates Mathematical Equation To Solve Basic White Girls

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Oct 13:00PM EST

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Pretty solid equation from the Will Hunting of Basic Bitches.  Seems like he’s got it all figured out.  Definitely don’t want to nitpick anything but I think if we add a cofactor matrix of Uggs to North Face then a zero vector for Brunch with a z-intercept at Beyonce we’ll get a slightly more precise solution.   What do I know though, I’m not the white girl mathematician.

 

 

 

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h/t Jake via Orange & Navy