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Pregame Your Saturday With The Best EDM Playlist Ever From Kmarko
Jan 313:00PM EST


Kmarko’s been out the Barstool Beats playlist game for a minute, but the king of the bangers makes his triumphant return with the best techno playlist ever.

Click here to stream Popped A Molly I’m Sweatin. WOO!


full kmarko collection…



Jam Sauce


Pong #Jams


UVA Student Hits Half Court Shot To Win $18,000 On Game Day Today
Jan 311:04PM EST

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Well this kid is having a better Saturday than you and I or pretty much anybody in the world.  Except maybe Hank.  Hank Life knows no rival.



P.S. My favorite and least favorite part at the same time was Jay Williams free kicking the basketball and nearly drilling Rece Davis in the back of the head.


Such a tease because that would have been gold if he hit him.  ”For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these; it might have been.” – John Greenleaf Whittier – Brian Elliott.

Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Jennifer from LIU
Jan 305:30PM EST

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Introducing Jennifer from LIU.  Strong Island bringin the heat.


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DraftKings $120K Fantasy NBA Crossover Tonight
Jan 305:15PM EST

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Put this lineup together in like 2 minutes, probably still about to win $20K.


Think you know hoops?  Enter now, it’s only 20 bucks and you got a shot at a prize pool of $120K.  I’m no economist but I think that’s worth it.
Contest Details:

-$120K Fantasy NBA Crossover
-Draft 8 NBA players from the Friday night games to win a share of $120,000 in guaranteed prizes.
-First place wins $20,000, just $20 to enter




The Viceroy #SmokeShowOfTheDay Contest Is Live. Vote Now!
Jan 305:00PM EST



“Girl with the most RTs at Midnight tonight wins $100. RT your favorite girl to help her out.

Also If you want to contribute as a Barstool viceroy email We are looking for people at every school






























Best New Music Of The Week from Rihanna, Drake, Paul McCartney, Kanye, Elephante, Kid Ink and Dej Loaf, Borgeous and More
Jan 304:50PM EST


Huge, ginormous week of music.  Rihanna, Drake, Paul McCartney, Kanye, Elephante, Kid Ink and Dej Loaf, Borgeous and more of the biggest and best artists on the planet all decided to drop bombs and get the 2015 music year started for real.

Click to stream and download the best new music of the week

Mercer Basketball Is Back In The News With A Monster Poster Dunk
Jan 304:10PM EST

NBC – Mercer’s performed well in its inaugural season as a member of the Southern Conference despite losing many of the key contributors who helped lead the team to a win over Duke in the NCAA tournament. One reason for this is 6-foot-3 guard Ike Nwamu, who after being a reserve in 2013-14 is now averaging 15.9 points per game as a sophomore.

Nwamu finished Mercer’s 75-72 overtime win over Chattanooga with 20 points, with the dunk above counting for two of those points. Nwamu was originally called for a charge, but the call was overturned. (Thanks to mercerbearfan for that note.)



Don’t call it a comeback!  Mercer Bears never left the lime light.  Except for the last 9 or so months when they literally hadn’t made a peep, but thats just called biding your time.  Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak, Sun Tzu, ever heard of him?  Also I’m not sure how that charge call got overturned?  Looked like he was set but whatever.  Either way you’ve gotta appreciate mercerbearfan staying vigilant on all Mercer news.  It’s a thankless job but somebody has to do it. No days off for that guy.


P.S. Never Forget

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P.P.S. Raheem Appleby of LA Tech also took a man’s dignity last night with this dunk on WKU in case you’re interested.

Move Over Saban…Mia Khalifa Is The Officially The Most Ruthless Recruiter In College Football
Jan 303:30PM EST

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If you thought FSU was about to fall off after a soul crushing loss on national television and the loss of their star quarterback, think again.  Not so long as Mia Khalifa’s in the trenches doing all the dirty work.  She already basically locked up Braxton Miller…



…now she’s on to 5 star corners.

I mean this can’t possibly be allowed right?  Having the #1 pornstar on PornHub openly recruiting for you all over the internet?  And don’t tell me Jimbo’s not in on it.  Bet you Mia’s entire row of DMs are alllll Jimbo feeding her names of prospects interspersed with sexts and dick pics.  Get on this Mark Emmert, I’ve got no horse in the race, but I need you cracking down on this type of unfair competitive advantage for the sake of the integrity of the game that I cover.  If that means late nights with no sleep going over game tape of Mia Khalifa in action then so be it.

May I recommend starting with that one where she catches her “stepmom” blowing her boyfriend under the table so she has no choice but to join in and make it a 3some?

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Genevieve from Notre Dame vs. Nika from St. Joe’s
Jan 302:50PM EST

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Genevieve from Notre Dame


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Nika from St Joes


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1 for Genevieve…5 for Nika


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Jay Harbaugh Keeping Up The Good Family Name, Handwrites Letter To Chris Clark With Lots Of Exclamation Points
Jan 302:10PM EST

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24/7 Sports - With Signing Day quickly approaching, Michigan continues to go all out for top tight end target Chris Clark. Clark, who will decide between the Wolverines and UCLA on National Signing Day next Tuesday, received an old school letter from tight ends coach Jay Harbaugh explaining 8 (Clark’s number) different reasons why he should commit to the Wolverines.

National Signing Day is right around the corner, and UCLA and Michigan are both in hot pursuit of Chris Clark, 4th best tight end recruit in the country according to ESPN.  Trying to tip the scales in Michigan’s favor, tight end coach and son of renowned hardo Jim Harbaugh wrote Chris a handwritten letter.  Since I doubt you have a set of binoculars on hand I’ve transcribed it below.  Let’s see what this #TheHarbaughEffect is all about.

1. We have used, know how to use and will use tight ends… A lot! 

Ok Sandusky.  Fuck, no, that was really stupid and lame.  Hopefully I think of something better by the time this blog publishes. (Spoiler: I probably won’t)

2. You can wear #8 here!

True.  Or just shove Jalen Ortiz in a locker when you get to LA and take it from him since you’re twice his size.

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Update for you morons out there – Ortiz plays receiver sometimes too, caught 4 balls last year for 27 yards.

3. 104, 909 – 74,340 = 30,569 more people will see it every week if you choose the big house!

That kind of math is above my pay grade so I’m gonna take your word for it here Jay.

3. We are close to Chicago/Indianapolis/Cleveland/Detroit/Madison/Milwaukee/Green Bay/Buffalo.

Hahahahah.  First of all you wrote 3 twice you idiot.  I just complimented your math skills too so now you made both of us look like dicks.  Second of all, if you take out Chicago that is, by no exaggeration, a list of the LEAST desirable cities in America.  Obviously I love Buffalo and the whole rust belt, we’re good, hardworking, blue collar people.   But don’t be an idiot, Jay.  Come on.  You’re better than that. Point UCLA.  Also, why no exclamation point after Buffalo?  That seems like a personal attack at me and I’m treating it as such.

4. We will have a QB… A good one!

Nowhere to go but up so sure, why not.

5. This is the BEST public school in America –> You didn’t survive Avon to go anywhere but the best.

Michigan is a really, really good school.  Don’t really have anything to elaborate on here.  Plus I hear there are tons of Asians if that’s your cup of tea.  But I guess UCLA is also a good school and probably has even more Asians so we’ll call this one a draw.  Also worth noting is how ridiculous his high schools name is.  Avon Old Farms School For Boys.  Hey Chris, do you know my friend Trent by chance?  He’s from Iowa but idk if maybe you met on a farming message board or something.  Nice guy.

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6. We have the most wins…. EVER.

Facts are facts.*

*Most of them came back before black people were allowed to play.

7. We have the biggest Addidas contract in the nation!! –> More gear!

Guess how much of that Adidas contract money you see?  Just guess.

8. This is a very special time @ a very special place.  That’s how legacies are cemented.  We are both going to be a part of that!  I promise you we will win and grow together. 

So you trying to be a Michigan Man or what?

P.S. I like how Jay Harbaugh sent him an entire fucking notebook instead of just the page the note was written on.  Harbaugh’s never give less than 110%.  Honestly that could be the deciding factor.  Is that college ruled I see?  Classy touch. #TheHarbaughEffect strikes again.