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Soundtrack to Your Weekend

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May 179:39PM EST

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^^ fun tunes ^^

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Paige from Loyola

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May 175:00PM EST
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Introducing Paige from Loyola.  Sending you out to the weekend on a high note.  Have a good one!

Weekly Music Roundup

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May 174:15PM EST

Daft Punk weren’t the only ones releasing music this week, but they might as well have been.

Stream Daft Punk’s Random Access Memories

Yale Fined Over $150,000 For Not Reporting Crimes On Campus

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May 173:30PM EST

HuffPo- Yale University faces a fine of $165,000 from the U.S. Department of Education for “serious and numerous” Clery Act violations, including failing to report forcible sex offenses. Yale failed to report a total of four forcible sex offenses in its campus crime statistics for 2001 and 2002, according to an April 19 letter from Mary E. Gust, director of administrative actions and appeals service group at the DOE. As a result, the department is fining the university $27,500 for each offense, the letter said. The Connecticut Ivy League university also received a $27,500 fine for failing to include seven required policy statements in its annual crime reports, and another $27,500 for not including crime statistics from Yale-New Haven Hospital in its annual campus crime data. The Clery Act is a federal law requiring colleges to disclose campus crime data and issue safety alerts. Forcible sex offenses under the Clery Actinclude rape, fondling and sexual assault. Yale has since revised its policies, but the department again noted it did not excuse the Clery Act violations, and the university must pay a total of $165,000.  Under the Clery Act, the maximum fine for failing to report an on-campus crime was $27,500 in 2002. The maximum was increased to $35,000 in 2012.

Obviously no one is endorsing rape on college campuses. Or rape in general for that matter. Because that’s bad news. But Yale was basically asking for this. “Oh well we’re ranked in the Top 10 on US News and World Report. Nothing bad can happen here. What happens at the Ivies stays in the Ivies. #YOYO” I know having an endowment like Yale essentially makes you a rich white kid whose parents will bail you out of any trouble you get into, but still, have a little bit of common sense.   If Yale really wanted to get out of this they could blame literally every single crime on the fact they they decided to have a school in fucking New Haven. Someone died? New Haven. People got fondled in the quad? New Haven. A group of Native Americans stormed the Skull and Bones Society to reclaim their ancestor’s skull? New Haven. For a supposedly smart school deciding to pay $150,00 to cover this shit up is dumb as rocks.

 

 

Washington State Has Already Canceled Classes For Their Halloween Game Against ASU

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May 172:50PM EST

Cougar Center- In what might be the most WSU thing in the history of WSU things, President Elson Floyd announced Thursday that the school will cancel classes on the afternoon of Thursday, Oct. 31, in advance of that night’s televised football game against Arizona State. Additionally, he said that attendance at morning classes will be at the discretion of faculty. A less cynical person would note that Pullman more or less has to change everything to accommodate the influx of people into the city when there is a football game. Floyd said this is “opportunity to share the beauty of our unique Pullman campus before a national television audience in a broadcast carried by one of the ESPN family of networks,” and that this is “part of our efforts to ensure the safety and ease of travel throughout campus for faculty, staff, students and fans,”

 

Elson Floyd knows what the fuck is up. State School vs. State School. The biggest party school in the nation vs. the school in Washington that no one in country can name the mascot of. But this is the kind of college president I want. When I went to BC I roomed with the nephew of the president of the school. He came to eat dinner at our room and my roommates made me take down my poster of Tori Black.This is the kind of president I need. The guy who cancels classes five months ahead of time because he has a pipe dream. That’s the confidence I want in the head of my school. WSU +23.5? For sure. But at least they get the day off.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Caitlyn from Texas State vs. Kim from UDel

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May 172:05PM EST

 

Caitlyn from Texas State 

Kim from UDel 

 

1 for Caitlyn…5 for Kim

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The Weeknd Releases First Tracks Off New Album, Kiss Land + John Carpenter

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May 171:20PM EST

The Weeknd croons about sex and drugs (what else?) on the first two tracks off his sophomore effort Kiss Land, due out later this year.

Rate This LSU Bro’s Inside The Park Home Run

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May 171:00PM EST

 

3 for the bad play by the center fielder, 7 for the awesome front flip, evens out to a 5.

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Nick Saban, One Word: Boss

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May 1712:40PM EST

 

 

Not a bad recruiting tool.  If you’re into winning championships then getting drafted into the pros and making millions of dollars.  Not a bad gig playing for the Devil himself.

It’s FanDuel Friday…$6K In Cash Up For Grabs

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May 1712:00PM EST

 

FanDuel Friday, the most exciting time of my week, followed by the most disappointing time of my week when I check the leaderboard and I’m in fucking TWO HUNDREDTH PLACE.   So disheartening.  Put so much heart and soul into my teams and they just flat out don’t perform for me.  Only a matter of time before I’m let go as manager for not being able to get my guys going in the locker room.  Time to send the resumes out.

 

1. $6,000 in prizes, $1200 for 1st
2. 266 spots in the tournament
3. $25 entry, can enter up to 3 teams
4. Prizes down to 26th place
5. Starts at 7pm EST on Friday

 

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