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Riff Raff – Rookies Of The Future (ft. Action Bronson)
Sep 29:00PM EST

The “Bird On a Wire” pair, Jody Highroller and Action Bronson link up again on their new drawling cut, “Rookies of The Future.” Rap game SO weird these days.

More RiFF RaFF || More Action Bronson

Next Friday, The Blackout Tour Hits Providence To Take Over Lupos
Sep 26:30PM EST

Who’s ready to Blackout?


So next Friday we return to Providence. URI, Brown, JWU, RIT, and any other Rhode Island school, this is your time to fucking party. School just started so it’s time to get weird and blackout! September 12th, Lupos Heartbreak Hotel. Tickets are on sale now!

Buy Tickets Here

Oh yeah and for those of you all who didn’t know, we’re coming back to Worcester October 24th and Hartford 25th! Tickets Go on sale Friday at noon! Get ready to Blackout.

Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale Friday at NOON )


Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale Friday at NOON)

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Carly from Michigan
Sep 25:30PM EST

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Introducing Carly from Michigan.  Hollllyyyy hell.



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Lea Michele Is Celebrating No Naked Photo Leaks By Throwing Ass Shots Out On Twitter
Sep 24:50PM EST



Glee star Lea Michele was on the “master list” of women whose photos are allegedly out there and available for publish by Spooky Ghost and his dark web buddies. Normally, that’d be cause for some alarm, maybe a little time retreating from the public eye out of disgust for the culture of fame and distaste for people’s willingness to abuse basic rights to privacy.


But not for Lea Michele. No hack no care. And maybe there’s some logic here. If you dump a motherlode of bikini pics, perhaps the hackers’ll go “Ahhh you know what? She’s pretty chill” and just keep the photos of you shoving a (hopefully unplugged) curling iron into your butthole to themselves. The “no honor amongst thieves” credo probably doesn’t apply to guys who commit most of their felonies with their pants around their ankles, right?



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(photos via Instagram, GQ. h/t @ChrisMcCurry518)

Best of Barstool Viceroys Week 1 – From Welcome Weekend, to Shitting Yourself, to Slip N Slides, and Beyond…
Sep 24:30PM EST


So I’d say school is back in action. This is going to be a weekly Monday feature where we reward the craziest shit from the previous weekend. If you have a picture that we missed that should be featured (SUBMIT IT HERE). The picture that has the most RTs by 6PM tomorrow night will win $100 cash money.


























Top 20 Songs of August 2014
Sep 24:10PM EST




None of them have shit on the Barstool Beats app though…no offense Papi…


 Click here to stream the Top 20 Songs of August 2014


 Click here to stream the Top 20 Songs of August 2014

By Popular Demand…Introducing Florida Alpha Omicron Pi
Sep 23:30PM EST

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Florida AOPI





Want to see your sorority repped on the Stool?  Send Tumblrs and Instagrams to and we’ll feature it some point during the week.






































Reader Email – NCAA Shuts Down Oklahoma State Wrestler’s KickStarter For “The ChugNut” Beer Shotgunning Tool
Sep 23:00PM EST






Reader Email


Hey Kmarko,

This guy made a Kickstarter for a beer multi tool and was awesome so I backed it. He almost had the project fully funded when he cancelled it and gave this explanation:

“Im sure some of you who know me personally know that I am a college athlete. Although the vast majority of backers for this project don’t know me personally and have no idea who I am or what sport I play or even where I go to school. That does not exempt me from the fact that according to NCAA bylaws:

12.4.4 Self-Employment. A student-athlete may establish his or her own business, provided the student-athlete’s name, photograph, appearance or athletics reputation are not used to promote the business.”

So basically the guy got shut down because his name and face were attached to his product and he also happens to wrestle at Oklahoma State. How am I supposed to shotgun a beer can with my keys like a fucking poor person when I know that this technology exists?





Oh shit, I didn’t want a ChugNut at all, but then I saw Oklahoma State wrestler Ben Laures was advertising it on a Kickstarter Vimeo video and was like holy fuck I NEED to have this.  Thank god the NCAA is here to protect me from myself.  Almost wasted 20 bucks getting tricked by such an incredible celebrity athlete endorsement.   Another day, another example of the NCAA doing god’s work preventing athletes from doing literally anything except play sports for free.


Honestly, if you’re going to insist college athletes don’t profit off their name or likeness at least use some sort of common sense scale with it. The starting quarterback at Alabama can’t sell his jersey, or the defensive star of LSU can’t do car commercials, fine.  But some fucking wrestling bro at Oklahoma State?  Let him sell ChugNuts.  Thing looks legitimately awesome.  Instead me and Tom are stuck shotgunning beers with our keys like poor people getting inadequate holes and probably slicing our fingers open because Mark Emmert is a dickhole, great.



PS – Also I googled ChugNut and got an Urban Dictionary entry as the first result, not a PR guy or anything but might want to work on the branding.


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Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Sam from SMU vs. Lane from UGA
Sep 22:20PM EST

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Lane from UGA








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1 for Sam…5 for Lane


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LSU Professor Gives Assignment To Correct Les Miles’ Horrible Grammar In Press Conferences
Sep 22:00PM EST

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Poor Les.  No respect.   Not even from his own campus.    Guy is 96-24 at LSU, consistently pulls in big time recruiting classes, competes for SEC titles and national championships and all anyone says about him is that’s a borderline functioning idiot.   Hey I’m as guilty as anyone, nobody provides better blog material than Les Miles with a microphone in front of his face.






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PS – If this was at Alabama how fast would Saban have this professor’s tenure revoked and shipped off to teach basic ESL in Cambodia?