The hottest young DJ on the planet wets everyone up for Ultra, Coachella, and a bunch of other shit I won’t get to go to by dropping a massive progressive house banger (and giving it away for free).
The Union Bar
Iowa City, IA
March 8th, 2014 6:00 PM
The Boulder Theater
March 15th, 2014 9:00 PM
March 20th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
House Of Blues
Myrtle Beach, SC
April 5th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 11th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 12th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 25th, 2014 9:00 PM
New York City, NY
April 26th, 2014 9:00 PM
New Haven, CT
January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
East Stroudsburg, PA
March 1st, 2014 9:00 PM
March 3, 2014 - March 9, 2014
Just two days left until we hit the Number One party school in the country. This is a party you don’t want to miss out on. Look for us today and tomorrow roaming around campus giving out free #barstool swag.
PS if you didn’t hear 19+ can stay in Union Bar after 10 pm now starting this weekend. Fckin GAMECHANGER
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Introducing Avery from Missouri. We don’t get many Mizzou submissions but when we do, they light the smokeshow machine UP.
I know next to nothing about hockey. I appreciate the sport. I enjoy watching playoff games. I can name maybe 15 players. And I think we’ve done 1 hockey tournament in Barstool history and I came in 2nd for like 800 bucks. That’s just how good I am at this fantasy shit. Plus like 1800 total hours of gameplay of this in high school:
Kind of got me prepped for the hockey life without even really being in it. So time to try it out again. Tonight’s games only. Draft your team with a salary cap, kick back, and wait for the cash to roll in.
Only $22 to enter
$40K in prizes
$10K first prize
Cairn University vs. Hannibal-Lagrange College Volleyball. Where boys become men. Been saying it for years. Bro how’s your brain?
PS – Volleyball spikes to the face are sneaky some of my favorite videos on the internet.
Hot weather, hotter babes, endless alcohol, and crazy, lawless parties ain’t shit without the new spring break station from barstool beats. So yeah, you’re welcome, everyone can get started now…
kmarko’s Bangerflamez - The third installment of party music from the kmarko aka King Of The Bangerz .
Zollo’s Butt Chugging Is Bad, Mmmkay - The perfect soundtrack to some really, really reckless shit.
RickRoz’s Boozin’ & Crusin’ - Set sail for Mexico, PCB, or wherever the fuck you’re headed with the perfect combination of rowdy bangers, shameless pop, and the freshest rap.
(Most poetic passage about sex in the butt ever)
HuffPo – Though anal sex remains a taboo topic on college campuses, students are warming up to the idea of incorporating the “back door” into their sex lives.
Abigal Student wrote a column at Washington State University encouraging her fellow students to learn more about “the road less traveled.”
“Modern men and women have gone off the beaten path by moving their entry point two inches south from that of their forefathers,” Abigail said on HuffPost Live. “Modern American couples have normalized the practice of anal sex. In the words of Frost ‘the road less traveled by’ has gained some serious traffic.”
In her article, she cites a study conducted by the National Survey of Family Growth from 2006 to 2008, which stated that 44 percent of straight men and 36 percent of straight women admitted to having anal sex at least once in their lives. Though the numbers are high, she claims that anal sex is mainly joked about on campus and that the students who do enjoy it are not outwardly willing to coming forward with that information.
Indigo Trigg-Hauger, whose column is written in the form of Q&As from University of Washington student-submitted questions, says she receives a couple questions a months regarding anal sex.
“I get a lot of questions about it, so it must be something people are interested in,” Indigo said. “I think people are trying to find validation about it.”
Another student, Nicha Ratana-Apiromyakij, has little doubt anal sex is happening at Brown University.
“I think Brown is known to be more sexually open than your average university,” Ratan-Apiromyakij said. “One of the things that we really advocate on campus is free and enthusiastic consent. I’m pretty sure anal sex happens on our campus, and as long as both parties are consenting, that’s a good thing.”
Wink wink Ratan-Apiromyakij. Seem to know a lot about anal sex on campus huh? Saying anal goes down frequently with a lot of certainty? I feel you girl. Get your freak on.
Anyway I guess this is only the natural progression of events here right? Anal is so in right now. So hot in society. Only logical next step is people start doing it in college. Analizations all over campus from Brown to Wash U to UCLA. Soon that will become too blasé and we’ll move onto DP’s in college. DP’s will get old and we’ll move onto bukkakes. Eventually, long after I’m dead and gone, my great grandkids will be having BDSM gangbangs in their dorms the likes of which would make a kink fetish porn producer blush. It’s called evolution, maybe you’ll learn about it in college, if you’re not too busy doing anal.
NPR - College athletes astound us with their power and speed, but they can pay a price years later. Division I players are more likely to be disabled, depressed and in pain in middle age, a study finds. And they may end up worse off because they fail to make the switch from high-level competition to the low-level activity of the rest of us.
“A lot of athletes don’t want to work out on a treadmill,” says Janet Simon, a graduate student in public health at Indiana University who led the study. “Division I players are used to playing at such a high level. If they can’t play at that level, they sometimes don’t want to do anything.”
Simon asked 457 Indiana alumni ages 40 to 65 about their health. Half had played varsity sports in college, including football, basketball and baseball. The other half were recreational athletes at best.
By the time they reached middle age, the former elite athletes were twice as likely to have health problems that limited their daily activity. Two-thirds of the athletes said they had suffered a major injury while playing. They also were more likely to have arthritis, with 40 percent of athletes being diagnosed, compared to 24 percent of the nonathletes.
Half of the athletes had chronic injuries, compared to 28 percent of non-athletes. And they were more likely to be in pain and depressed.
“If someone is unhappy with how they’re working out, they made feel depressed, or they may have poorer quality of life,” Simon told Shots.
Uh, so? Am I supposed to feel bad for D1 athletes or something? The kings of campus who are idolized for playing sports, can pick out any chicks they want on campus, walk around like Gods might be depressed when they get older? Newsflash, every middle aged person is fucking depressed. You got some nagging wife, some whiny ass kids who drain your bank accounts, some boring job with a boss you hate with a 1 hour commute each way, a mortgage, bills up to your ears. And guess what, some of those are student loans, something a lot of you won’t have to worry about after going to school for free. Bottom line is there’s like a 96% chance you’re going to be depressed as shit anyway, might as well be 100% happy living the dream while you’re in college. Don’t tell me a Middle Aged Crisis isn’t a little easier to handle when you’ve got trophies and awards and a spank bank of 150 hot ass sorority chicks in the back of your brain. Suck it the fuck up and buy a shiny red sports car and cheat on your wife with your secretary like the rest of America.
The Clemson Graveyard is sneaky one of the creepiest traditions in college sports right? You beat a really good team in a really big game. How about a trophy or a banner like a normal school you weirdos?
Whatever, if it gets the recruits through the door and keeps Urban Meyer in a dark alley somewhere silently weeping and stuffing his face with Papa John’s to eat his feelings away then how am I to shit on it.
Should have just put that on the tombstone actually. Such an incredible picture. So much meaning and metaphor.