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Sango x Goldlink – Wassup

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Apr 1612:20PM EST

 

Dirty beat, dirty bars, just all around filth. You’re gonna be hearing about Goldlink, a lot.

 

Reader Email – The Dean of Students at Bucknell Sent Everyone Pterodactyl Porn Last Night

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Apr 1611:40AM EST

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———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Susan Lantz
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2014 at 10:14 PM
Subject: [STUDENTS] BSG Constitution Results
To: students@bucknell.edu

Dear Bucknell Students,

On behalf of BSG, attached are the results of vote on the new BSG
constitution. We would like to offer our sincerest apologies on the
the way the proposal was handled. We realized the folly in neglecting
student input; therefore, we are opening an online discussion forum
for all students. Please use the attached link where you may submit
your opinions.

We value your input and hold it in the highest regard. Access the
forum here: http://bit.ly/P4g5TC  (NSFW)

Best,
Susan Lant

 

 

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Either Bucknell has an experienced hacker running rampant on campus, or their Dean of Students watches some REALLY weird pornography.  I like to think it’s the latter.   Just picturing some high up member of the Bucknell administration posted up in her office surrounded by leather bound books with her feet up on her mahogany desk just watching some prehistoric birds double team the shit out of some blonde chick.  Sending out important student information for the upcoming week then switching back to her Incognito tab of a girl getting railed by a flying reptile from the Jurassic Period.   That’s what I choose to believe is happening at Bucknell.  Forget some pimply faced computer geek, give me a super freaky Dean who is into Pterodactyl Dinosaur Spermo Plasmoids and sucks at bit.ly’ing things.

 

 

 

PS – How about the 80.34% “Like” rate on that video?

 

 

 

 

 

Introducing Johnny Football’s Rangers Game Side Piece

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Apr 1610:51AM EST

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Introducing Kyndal Kyaire.   By all accounts in our email inbox, JFF’s newest side piece.

 

Sitting front row cuddling with a Maxim Hometown Hottie who is a hard 14 out of 10.  Not a bad life.

 

 

 

 

 

-Thanks Carson

Johnny Manziel At The Rangers Game With An Absolute Dime Piece

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Apr 1610:15AM EST

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Was Johnny Football at the Rangers game last night?  Didn’t notice.  HOLY SHIT.  Send out the fucking smoke patrol immediately.  Fucking Johnny!  Did Football do it again or what!

 

 

 

 

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Jared Lorenzen Had The Best Response To The NCAA’s Free Snacks Rule

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Apr 169:30AM EST

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Jared Lorenzen.  Love this guy.   Beast QB.  Die hard Stoolie.  Absolute tank that the NCAA is lucky they don’t have to give free snacks.  You think they have a lot of cash now?  Just wait and see how fast your bank accounts drain trying to provide J-Lo with enough food to keep him happy on a daily basis.

 

Anyway in case you missed the after-hours post yesterday this is the hot topic regarding the NCAA right now.  Finally caving and deciding to use their billions of dollars to provide larger stipends for student-athletes and give them insurance coverage for their post-playing career and help them with flights home, hardship money and medical bills.  Oh wait no they just said they can have free food to eat when they’re hungry.  Got a little ahead of myself there.  Let’s not get too crazy.

 

 


 

 

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Nikki from STA College

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Apr 169:00AM EST

 

 

Introducing Nikki from St Thomas Aquinas College.  Think I can say with confidence this is their first smokeshow? And also that I don’t know where it is?  Safe to say they’ve put themselves on the map with Nikki.

New Remixes From The Chainsmokers, Dillon Francis, and Trademark

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Apr 158:45PM EST

The Chainsmokers can’t go a week without dropping a hit, Dillon Francis gets all progressive haus-y on Chromeo, and Trademark serves up a soaring remix of Timeflies, Zedd, and Krewella in this week’s edition of me blogging EDM on Tuesday nights.

If you’re looking for more new bangers, check out this week’s installment of #TurntUpTuesday or go ahead and peruse our entire buffet of the finest EDM playlists on the interweb.

NCAA Approves Unlimited Meals And Snacks For D1 Athletes

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NCAADivision I student-athletes can receive unlimited meals and snacks in conjunction with their athletics participation, the Legislative Council decided Tuesday. The rule, which applies to walk-ons as well as scholarship student-athletes, is an effort to meet the nutritional needs of all student-athletes.

The provision of meals approved today is in addition to the meal plan provided as part of a full scholarship. Prior to this change, scholarship student-athletes received three meals a day or a food stipend.

Council chair Mary Mulvenna, associate commissioner of the America East Conference, said Tuesday’s decisions underscored the commitment to student-athletes.

“Today we took action to provide meals to student-athletes incidental to participation,” Mulvenna said. “I think the end result is right where it needs to be.”

 

 

 

 

HUGE WIN for student athh-ooh-leetes!  Who says the NCAA is a bunch of greedy bastards making billions off unpaid labor and not giving a fuck about the welfare of the players?  FREE SNACKS IN YOUR FACE BITCH!  Meal plans for everyone!      Bread, water, maybe even some meats and cheese?  The possibilities are endless and it’s all on the NCAA’s generous dime.   Shabazz eats like a king tonight!

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Alexis from South Carolina

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Apr 155:30PM EST

 

 

Introducing Alexis from South Carolina.  LOVE the SC smokes rolling in lately.  Keep em comin!  tips@barstoolu.com

Smokeshow Madness Final Four Voting Ends Thursday Night

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Apr 155:15PM EST

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Quick end of the day reminder that you have 2 more days to get your vote in for the Smokeshow Madness Final Four.   Just checked and each matchup is separated by less than 100 votes.  So your actually matters and will help decide who walks away with $1K and more importantly the pride for an entire campus.   Vote now!

 

 

 

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