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Barstool Best Hour Of Your Party Vol. 65 by Dante

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Mar 58:30PM EST

The party rolls on with Volume 65 of the best party mix series in the history of the net from none other than Chitown’s finest, Dante.

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Barstool U Thursday Smokeshow – Abigail from Cal State Fullerton

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Mar 55:30PM EST

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Introducing Abigail from Cal State Fullerton.  Basically any school that starts with “Cal State -” is going to give you a perfect 10 girl, every single time.

 

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This Video Of A “Normal” Barbie Going To The Beach Is Totally Going To Fix Every Chick’s Body Image Issues

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Mar 54:50PM EST

SOURCE – The creator of the Lammily Doll, a Barbie with curves, stretch marks, and other normal human features, created the above video to reinforce the message that all women are gorgeous no matter what they look like.

The accompanying YouTube description explains that Lammily is “bombarded with advertisements and is disheartened until she sees that nobody’s perfect, even the seemingly perfect models” before a trip to the beach where she realizes all the women who she thinks have perfect bodies have the saaame marks she has.

 
 

If we’re being fair, that video is kind of funny (at least as much as a video about a doll with stretchmarks who probably talks shit about Skipper doing too much blow to stay thin can be). But what does this actually accomplish? Is a girl supposed to play with it, see its fat thighs and stretch marks and want that too? Isn’t that aiming a little low? They’re playing with it because it’s something different to imagine, not to be reminded of how much life sucks. You don’t have a kid read The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and then the book ends because the wardrobe portal to Narnia is actually just a wardrobe. It’s a fantasy for a reason. It can be a more achievable fantasy for the sake of those longstanding problems with unrealistic standards blah blah but still give them something to strive for.

 
 

Either way I can’t wait for my future son to play with the real life Ken that got pudgy after high school, sits hunched over a blue computer light all day, and tore his ACL once trying to run a slant route in a social flag football league. Mediocrity for all in every facet of life!

 

Indiana DTD Bro Arrested After Having 1,000 Xanax Delivered To His Girlfriend’s Sorority House

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Mar 54:30PM EST

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Indiana - An IU student and member of Delta Tau Delta was arrested Tuesday for ordering and dealing large quantities of Xanax tablets shipped from Canada.

IU police officers arrested Andrew Thrall, 20, at the Alpha Chi Omega house at 1000 N. Jordan after a months-long investigation, IU Police Department Lt. Craig Munroe said.

The Drug Enforcement Administration and the U.S. Postal Service found that Thrall had been purchasing packages of Xanax tablets online using bit coins and shipping the drugs to the Alpha Chi Omega house. Munroe said Thrall’s “girlfriend, or at least an acquaintance” in Alpha Chi Omega would then deliver the package to Thrall, who lives in the Delta Tau Delta house at 1431 N. Jordan.

On Tuesday, Thrall received a package of 1,000 tablets of Xanax shipped from Canada, which officers recovered.

Following the arrest, police officers served a search warrant through the Delta Tau Delta house and found one capsule of ecstasy, a small amount of LSD and some marijuana edibles in Thrall’s room.

Police also found $2,000 in a safe in Thrall’s room, which he admitted was money earned from selling the Xanax. Munroe said each tablet cost Thrall about $5, and he was making about $3 of profit from each tablet. Xanax, a brand of Alprazolam, is a drug that is typically prescribed to treat anxiety and panic disorder, according to the National Institutes of Health.

 

 

 

Indiana frat boy really setting a new bar for criminal geniuses, no pun intended.   I mean maybe I’m spoiled from too many movies and TV shows, but there’s got to be a better plan for committing a crime than this right?  Ordering 1,000 illegal prescription pills from Canada under your own name and shipping them directly to your girlfriend’s house on your own campus?  Not exactly an airtight smuggling operation going on there.   Then again I guess this is what college is for.  Learning from mistakes, experimenting.  Few years from now and one diploma later we might be looking at the Xanax King of the Midwest.

 

 

 

PS – Buying Xanax on the internet with bitcoins,  the future of prescription pill abuse is here.

Mixtape: Migos – Migo Lingo

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Mar 54:00PM EST

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Quavo, Offset and Takeoff continue to show everyone why they’re better than The Beatles with their new mixtape “Migo Lingo.” Preview the goods below and if you’re thirsty for more of that Migos flow, download the whole tape here. 

From A Stoned Bill Walton, To A Bench Clearing Brawl, To A 4-Man Screen…… This Is The College Hoops Roundup

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Mar 53:30PM EST

ITS ROUNDUP TIME!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Lets start with what may possibly have been the weirdest way to score of all time

 

 

 

And then later in the game, the WORST offensive foul call I have ever seen

 

 

 

 

Turn up the volume and listen to a stoned Bill Walton

 

 

 

 

Texas and Baylor got into a bench clearing brawl

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Seven people got Ejected!

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Then in OT Texas was able to finish the game

 

 

 

 

Ohio State had a sweet half-court AlleyOop

 

 

 

 

Lets take a second and remember how good Kentucky is

 

 

 

 

I hear they pay Georgia Students in Chick Fil A to go to the games

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Kansas State beat Iowa State after this terrible ISU turnover

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And then…. WTF is this?

 

 

 

 

This Week’s Top 25 Breakdown

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Okay so we had a little bit of movement in the top 4 after Gonzaga lost to BYU and blew their home win streak. They dropped to 7th on the latest poll, but should still be a 2 Seed. The 1 seeds right now are looking like UK, Virginia, Duke, and Villanova. Some people are saying Wisconsin may get a 1, I dont think thats the case. I think Wisconsin, Gonzaga, Arizona, and a tossup between Kansas and Wichita State. Louisville has dropped way down in the poll moving to 16, but should still get a 3/4 seed, probably a 4 and HOPEFULLY in Kentucky’s region. Murray State cracked the top 25 which is cool for them I guess. Jay Bilas tweeted their coach got a $500 dollar bonus for making the top 25. The Big Ten is projected to have 7 teams in the tournament, followed by 6 projected teams from the SEC, the Big12, The Big East, and the ACC. This is shaping up to be on hell of a March, but Kentucky is going to take home #9 in the end.

Without Further Ado…The Official Ohio State National Championship Highlight Video

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Mar 53:15PM EST

 

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Nothing beats a well made, well produced college sports hype or highlight video.  Nothing.

 

 

h/t Eleven Warriors

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Madison from FSU vs. Elana from Maryland

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Mar 52:30PM EST

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Florida State U

 

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Elana from Maryland

 

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1 for Madison…5 for Elana

 

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Syracuse Frat Suspended and Two Bros Arrested After Pledge Gets Severe Frostbite Doing Pushups In The Snow And 4 Fingers Are About To Fall Off

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USA Today - Police have charged two Syracuse University fraternity members for an outdoor hazing stunt that could cost a pledge four of his fingers due to frostbite.

The Syracuse Police Department says three young men pledging the Nu Alpha Phi fraternity were taken to a city park around midnight Saturday and made to do exercises, including push-ups and crawling in the snow, while not wearing gloves.

One of the pledges experienced pain in his hands and sought treatment Sunday. Doctors told him he may lose his ring and pinkie fingers on both hands because of severe frostbite.

Police on Wednesday arrested two frat members — 19-year-old Tae Kim and 21-year-old Jeffrey Yam — and charged them with misdemeanor hazing.

Syracuse University has suspended the frat.

 

SYRACUSE, N.Y. Police said three pledges at Nu Alpha Phi fraternity were forced to do aerobic exercises at 12 a.m. Sunday at Lower Hookway Park at 1805 E. Colvin St. The pledges were being punished for not doing their chores properly, police said.

A 20-year-old pledge told police they spent about 30 minutes doing push ups, sit ups and crawling exercises in the snow, instead of the fraternity’s attic of 739 Ackerman Ave., where punishments usually take place. He said they were wearing hooded sweatshirts, pants, boots and no gloves.

When the exercises were done, the pledge said they were given hand warmers and told to walk back to the fraternity. The victim said he went home and ran his hands under warm water, but they still hurt.

 

 

 

 

Quick lesson for all the frats out there trying to cope with adjusting to fraternity life in 2015: there’s good harmless hazing then there’s bad hazing.  Making pledges stick their bare hands in snow for 30 minutes in freezing cold temperatures in upstate New York in fucking March is bad hazing.  Very, very bad.  Come on here guys, use your head a little bit, it’s not that hard.  Everyone is just dying for an excuse to end fraternity life in America forever, everything you do is under a microscope. One little misstep and you’re 100% getting kicked off campus and possibly sent to jail.  Annnnnd you go out and make your pledge’s hands fall off for not doing his chores.  It’s just dumb, dumb, dumb.

 

 

 

PS – I Google Image’d “Frostbite” first for a picture for this blog and now I want to die.

Deorro X Chris Brown – Five More Hours

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Mar 51:15PM EST

Breezy took time out of his busy schedule of going to jail and getting blasted by Karrueche Tran on twitter to lay down some bars on Deorro’s enormous dance smash “Five Hours.”  Not bad.

Want more EDM? Head over and stream The Drop playlist from Dante, it’s new and it’s spectacular.