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Bro Gets Robbed At Gunpoint…His GoPro Records It All

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Sep 179:30AM EST

 

 

 

Mike Graziano - I was on a bike tour in a rough part of Buenos Aires (Argentina) in broad daylight when a thief attempted to steal my camera gear at gunpoint. I miraculously happened to be recording with a gopro on my forehead and captured this amazing piece of footage!!

But this won’t stop us from visiting all 195 countries and getting that Global Degree! More EPIC footage coming soon.

 

 

 

Whoa, some creepy looking villain just robbed this guy in broad daylight, all while he was recording it with his GoPro camera and got crystal clear footage of the entire thing…how convenient for the TV show he’s filming!

 

 

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Subscribe NOW for more EPIC footage!  Listen I’m not calling this dude a flat out liar, just saying, if he took a bullet to the shoulder or something it would have been a lot more believable.   Come on now.  I know all the Youtube tricks in the book.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Rachel from Arizona State

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Sep 179:00AM EST

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Introducing Rachel from ASU.  Arizona State, back again to brighten up your Tuesday.

 

 

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Tchami – Untrue

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Sep 169:00PM EST

Not exactly new, but if this isn’t the hottest shit I’ve heard in a minute I’ll hang up my blogging shoes.  Tchami for President.

First Round Of Blackouts Is Over, Now On To Hartford and Worcester To Wreak Havoc

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Sep 167:30PM EST

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October 24th and 25th we will be headed to Hartford and Worcester to take over the Webster Theatre and The Palladium and we are fucking psyched. The Massachusetts and Connecticut shows are always the BEST shows have. They sell out every time and I guess they just love to black the fuck out and party. So do we which makes this a cant miss stop on the tour. Worcester we’re coming for you October 24th and Hartford the 25th. Buy your tickets now because these will sell out!

 

Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

 

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Madison from Ursinus

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Sep 165:30PM EST

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Introducing Madison from Ursinus.  Who?  Where?   All I know is this is how you close out a Tuesday.

 

 

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OkCupid Bro Completely Overreacts To Chick Not Texting Him Back And Is Now Being Internet Shamed

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Sep 165:00PM EST

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Jezebel – A reader emailed us this text exchange that occurred after she went on a “nice” but otherwise not noteworthy first date with a man she met on OkCupid. Afterwards they texted briefly, but she had plans (and also wasn’t sure if she wanted to see him again) so didn’t respond to two subsequent texts he sent over the following few days. After the last message, he didn’t take her radio silence as an indication to cool it; instead, he sent her another text chastising her for not wanting to go out with him because she is a “self involved princess.”

 

 

It’s pretty hard to defend a guy who tries to book a date with “Care to grab a libation tomorrow night?” (though obviously given my writing style I do have a soft spot for him dropping needless SAT words) but here it is: This dude sucks, 1000%. But you know whose fault it is? Society’s. Not his. He’s never had to deal with the anxiety of calling some chick’s house and awkwardly asking if he can talk to Becky Sue in the hopes of finger banging her. He doesn’t know a world where you have to date a girl for MONTHS on the off chance she’s putting out. He’s just some try-hard idiot whom this chick should have been able to sniff out as being a tool immediately. A guy doesn’t all of a sudden lose his shit in a hissy fit after just two hours of non-reply without some serious defects and some bright neon signs to point it out; girl chose to ignore it or isn’t good enough to pick it up. Your fault, lady, not Cyrano de Bergerac over here’s.

 

 

Also, this guy’s an absolute psychopath but “spree of lunatics have sugared their egos at my expense” is some fucking home run prose that I find impossible to hate on. So sick of chicks always sugaring their egos on me. Men are more than sweet confections to top off the ice cream sundae that is your misguided feminism, I’ve been saying that for years. Women need to learn about it. Women also need to learn to buy thesauruses if they’re going to text with me and this dude. Triple word score pussy for days.

Jameis Winston Stands On A Table And Screams “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” In The Middle of FSU Campus

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Sep 164:40PM EST

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Is being like 1 month too late on the Fuck Her Right In The Pussy movement not the most Jameis move ever?  So Jameis.   Such a try hard.

Also, when the heat is on you for being immature and/or you are dodging rape allegations, probably refrain from yelling about fucking things in the pussy.

Album: Chris Brown – X

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Sep 164:25PM EST

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Team Breezy drops off a new album that’s seemingly longer than the bible. Check out a handful of tracks off the R&B god’s new project below and if you can’t get a enough breezy in your life stream the rest of the project on beats.

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Girls Confess Their Wildest Nights At The Club

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Sep 164:00PM EST

 

 

I don’t care who you are.  3 makeouts and 2 fingerings when you’re dead sober is some next level slut shit.   Bravo to that girl, bravo.

Want to see more confessions or leave your own? Check out the Whisper app…basically Barstool Confessions on steroids.

Chrissy Teigen Taking John Legend “To See Other Boobs” For Their Anniversary Is Such A Relationship Power Move

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Sep 163:35PM EST

 

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I know this is a power move but I just can’t figure out, for whom?  Legend for having his chick on such a tight leash that she fully realizes she has to take him to see some other boobs every now and then so he won’t get sick of her?  Or Teigen for telling him she decides when and where he can see tits that aren’t hers while also establishing herself as the “cool” wife?   As you can see, tough to establish proper credit.

 

Think one thing we can all be sure of is that John Legend doesn’t have much to complain about in life.  Huge career, super rich, and a ride or die wife who, oh yeah, is one of the hottest chicks ever.

 

 

 

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PS – All Of Me is pretty good but the original John Legend stuff can’t be topped.