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CMU With The Craziest Hail Mary In College Football History In The Bahamas Bowl

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Dec 243:46PM EST

 

 

 

PANDEMONIUM.

 

Don’t ask me why I was watching the Popeyes Bahamas Bowl live, I don’t have a good answer for you.

 

 

 

PS – Just assumed they’d kick the extra point,  but CMU went for 2 while I was running to my computer to put a play from live TV to Youtube to Blog in 30 seconds.  Fade route?  What an idiot!

Barstool U Christmas Smokeshows – Alexis and Tashy from Miami

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Dec 242:00PM EST

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Introducing Alexis and Tashy from Miami.  Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

 

 

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DraftKings $200K Holiday Classic Signups Are Live

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Dec 241:30PM EST

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How to make Christmas awesome.  Step 1, enter the DraftKings Holiday Classic for 20 bucks.  Step 2, ignore your family, get hammered and watch the NBA all day.  Step 3, watch your team turn that $20 into $25K.  At least that’s what I’ll be doing.

 

 

Contest Details:
-$200,000 Christmas Day Classic
-$25,000 first place prize, top 2,300 places win cash
-Draft a team of 8 players from the 5 NBA games being played on Christmas Day and win a share of $200,000
-Just $20 to enter and you could go home with the $25,000 1st place prize

 

 

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Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Karrah from Florida Gulf Coast vs. Parisa from Oakland U.

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Dec 241:00PM EST

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Karrah from Dunk City

 

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Parisa from Oakland U.

 

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1 for Karahh…5 for Parisa

 

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Wale – Festivus

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Dec 2412:20PM EST

Wale hits us with the perfect soundtrack to the airing of grievances, a new mixtape featuring appearances from Pusha T, Chance The Rapper, Ab-Soul and A$AP Ferg and with an assist from DJ legend A-Trak.  Not gonna lie, didn’t listen to a second of this, but RickRoz said it’s good and that’s all I need to hear.

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Huffington Post Dude Reports Antonio Martin Shooting Story Completely Wrong After Getting Trolled By “Jesus Christo” On Twitter Who Was Trying To Sell Mixtapes

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Dec 2412:04PM EST

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Mediaite- Following another fatal shooting of a black teen by a police officer near Ferguson, MO, the Huffington Post published a version of events it said came from the second subject at the scene, a report the site later retracted when the source was revealed to be a Twitter prankster.

St. Louis police fatally shot a man at a gas station Tuesday night in Berkeley, MO, a town just west of Ferguson. The subject was identified at the scene as Antonio Martin, while a second suspect was believed to have fled. As Martin’s name was hashtagged on Twitter, one tweet caught some eyes.

If you want it to, that sounds like the second subject at the scene. Jesus Christo quickly became the source for the Huffington Post story, which preceded the statement from the St. Louis County Police, in which Christo told a story portraying the officer as the aggressor.

Jesus Christo’s story has since been removed from HuffPost’s article. And the author, associate editor Sebastian Murdock, has apologized.

 

 

 

Hey no big deal Huffington Post journalist (and I use that term loosely).  Just a little mistake, classic mix-up that happens to everyone.  Getting a tweet from “Jesus Christo” on Twitter saying he was in the middle of the biggest story on the news cycle and running with it on a site that gets millions of viewers.   Not like racial tensions and issues with police are at an all time high or anything, what’s the harm in running completely unverified claims about police basically murdering a black teenager in cold blood a few miles away from Ferguson and reporting it as fact?  If it turns out to be wrong we’ll just yank it down 10 hours later, no biggie.  Plus what are the chances DesJuan The Thug with a timeline full of links to his mixtapes on SoundCloud is yanking our chain.  Slim to none probably.

 

 

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Heard Rolling Stone is hiring.  Probably make you Editor in Chief after this one.

 

 

 

PS –  Thoroughly baffled by the Twitter policy on blue checkmarks.

 

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Porn Stars Read How The Grinch Stole Christmas

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Dec 2411:45AM EST

 

The Cast, in order of appearance:

Anikka Albrite, Shyla Jennings, Carter Cruise, Dana Vespoli, Mercedes Carrera, Sara Luvv, Ashlyn Molloy, Cherie DeVille, Ryder Skye, AJ Applegate, Ariana Grand, Chanel Preston, Riley Reid, Bree Daniels, Eva Long, Adriana Chechik, Tiff Bannister, Jodi Taylor, Samantha Rone, Dakota Skye, Liv Aguilera, Alaina Kristar, Violet Monroe, Scarlet Red, Karla Kush

 

 

 

All this did was make me think about Lisa Ann and get sad.  A 2015 without the Milf legend is not a year I want to live in.

 

PS – Let me guess, “I’m surprised they can read.”   Well don’t make that comment around this guy.

 

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Julia Roberts?  Total hack.  Put Bree Olsen with a father who cares about her in Pretty Woman and you get the same exact result.   You’ve watched the storylines and acting in porn right?  Indiscernible from a Hollywood film.  Just a lot more ejaculate.

 

Dude Gets Called Out For Impersonating A Military Member To Get 20% Off Starbucks

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Dec 2411:19AM EST

 

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FRESNO, Calif. (KMPH)Cell phone video filmed at the Fresno-Yosemite International Airport is quickly going viral after a real United States soldier recorded a man who he believed was possibly impersonating an active U.S. military member.

Christian Parmer, a former U.S. Army Specialist who wrapped up his service less than a month ago says he saw a man wearing the Army uniform wrong.

So he confronted him.

Parmer says, “He’s wearing his hat in doors, which we don’t. He’s got a confederate flag on his shoulder, which we don’t wear of course.”

Parmer says the man then tried to act the part.

Parmer says, “Before I filmed I asked to see if he really was a soldier? He said yeah I’m Army EOD. I said okay, okay and I walked off. I said, ‘No this can’t be right; no soldier would wear his uniform in public in that manner.’”

Parmer, who served in Afghanistan as a combat engineer, and swept the roads for IEDs was so upset he notified airport police.

The video shows the man admitting the Army uniform is his step son’s. The man then claims he grabbed it out his step son’s closet because he had nothing to wear.

Parmer says the Stolen Valor Act makes it a crime to impersonate a U.S. military member, if that person attempts to benefit in any way from doing so. That includes any kind of military discounts, like free meals or falsely applying for benefits they are not entitled to.

However, in the video the man was holding a Starbucks coffee cup.

So KMPH Fox 26 News Reporter Erik Rosales asked the Starbucks employee at the airport if she recognized the man and if he received any sort of discount.

The Starbucks employee says yes he got a 20 percent discount for his cup of coffee.

 

 

 

Hell of an excuse right there.  Had nothing else to wear…just grabbed it out of the closet…haven’t had time to go shopping.   Say what you want about this dude but don’t say he didn’t have his plan all laid out in case he got caught.  Hard to believe it fell through with such an airtight alibi and confident delivery.  Hey when you can get your Venti Pike for $1.80 instead of $2.25 you got to at least try right?

 

 

Scum of the earth, these people.  All of the brave military members overseas right now away from their families during the holidays risking their lives for our country, meanwhile back at home you got pieces of trash impersonating them to get 20% off Starbucks coffee and discounts at the mall.  Fuck them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS – Confederate Flag on the shoulder?  You serious dude?

Guy Breaking Up With His Cheating Girlfriend Via A Rap Video Just Crushed All The Chick Ex Revenge Plots

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Dec 2410:40AM EST

YouTube – I received this email today:

“Dear Mac — Today I found out my girlfriend Nicole is cheating on me. How I found out was a little weird. I found a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios in the sink. The thing is, she doesn’t eat f***ing gluten.

“I got suspicious and broke into her Facebook account while she was at the Taylor Swift concert, and discovered that she’s cheated on me with 6 different guys! Please make a video that I can send to her as my way of breaking up with her.

“Darryl from Ohio”

 

 

This song from Mac Lethal — better known as the guy who had those texts from his wiggerish cousin Bennett — was commissioned by some fan who wanted to break up with his cheating girlfriend. And while I’ve been pretty opposed to these dramatic Internet revenge plots against cheating exes, this one I’m on board with. If some shitty thing in my life like this were to happen, I’m not sure my first course of action would be to contact a viral video rapper in a Vincent Chase wig but I’m not mad at it. Basically requires no effort on this dude’s part, he gave Mac Lethal some material, and now his ex-girlfriend has been publicly embarrassed to the tune of one of her favorite songs. Kind of weird that Darryl here is just waiting around for an Internet rapper to make a video so he can break up with his girl since that seems like an awfully long turnaround time given the confirmed half-dozen of other dicks. But who am I to argue with someone’s emotional process? The heart wants the revenge it wants.

 

 

For the record my fake viral video sense is tingling hard right now but I refuse to see an explanation like “I found out my girlfriend was cheating because she’s gluten free and there were Honey Nut Cheerios in the sink” and think that’s something someone conjured up. It’s just too fucking weird. If someone out there wants to make up flawlessly absurd and elaborate lies like that, you pretty much just have to accept that it’s true. Basic lie etiquette.

Urban Meyer’s Daughter Gets Engaged To Georgia Tech WR

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Dec 2410:10AM EST

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Scariest Father in Law ever?  I mean I used to think that the most frightening thing in the world would be playing for Urban Meyer or Nick Saban and walking over to the sidelines after fumbling.  Never even considered what it would be like to marry one of their daughters.  This Dennis guy…brass balls.

 

All I know is Saban better watch his ass.  The upset alert is already on full blast after the Tim Tebow pump up speech.  Now add a pissed off Urban to the mix after watching his daughter get proposed to right in front of his face, oh man, pray for the Tide.

 

 

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