Hit the fast forward button on hump day with a singles buffet featuring 3 rising stars and a living legend. Cudder follows up his weird ass new album with a Skylar Grey collaboration off the Need For Speed soundtrack, Chance the Rapper rides the wave of a dope Skrillex feature with a chill indie remix, The Chainsmokers stay stayin’ hot reworking Chromeo’s latest hit, and Tove Lo keeps being everything that’s right with this world.
The Boulder Theater
March 15th, 2014 9:00 PM
March 20th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
House Of Blues
Myrtle Beach, SC
April 5th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 11th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 12th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 25th, 2014 9:00 PM
New York City, NY
April 26th, 2014 9:00 PM
New Haven, CT
January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
East Stroudsburg, PA
March 1st, 2014 9:00 PM
The Union Bar
Iowa City, IA
March 8th, 2014 6:00 PM
March 10, 2014 - March 16, 2014
USA Today – Hall of Famer Fran Tarkenton waited 35 years to catch a quarterback who provided such spot-on flashbacks to his improvisational playmaking.
Then, along came Johnny Manziel. The former Texas A&M superstar emerged as must-see TV beginning with his 2012 Heisman Trophy-winning season.
The former Minnesota Vikings and New York Giants great concurs with many draft evaluators who compare Johnny Football’s uncanny ability to flee crumbling pockets and make big plays to the mesmerizing escape artist known as “Scramblin’ Fran.”
“Nobody really played like I played. This kid plays like I did more than anybody else,” Tarkenton, 74, told USA TODAY Sports.
“He’s the closest thing I’ve seen to myself. Russell Wilson has some of it. But Manziel has those similarities even more so than Russell.
“Manziel is a quarterback savant.”
Fran Tarkenton, who’s that? Did he play in the NFL or something? Guess I better check Wikipedia. Oh look here. 47,000 pass yards. 3,700 rush yards. 374 TDs. 9X Pro Bowl. NFL MVP. 3X NFC Champion. # retired and in the Ring of Honor. Nothing too flashy just a few mediocre career accomplishments. That’s the guy praising Johnny football calling him a “quarterback savant.” Probably the most badass compliment ever. An NFL legend calling you a “quarterback savant.” Going to make an absolutely savage business card in a few months. ”Mr. Football, Quarterback Savant, Houston Texans.”
Quick question, does that scrub Bortles have any awesome nicknames? Besides “Mr. Lindsey Duke”?
WashPo – American University, as you likely know, will face Boston University for the Patriot League title and an automatic NCAA tournament berth on Wednesday evening. That means the Eagles will be on national television (CBS Sports Network). And that means a large audience will have a chance to watch senior Tony Wroblicky shoot free throws.
Wroblicky shoots his free throws one-handed, using only his left hand, from getting set in his shooting motion through his release. It’s the darndest thing.
And he shoots them well, too. The 6-foot-10, 23o-pound center has made 80 of his 112 attempts this year; both team highs. That makes him a 71.4 percent shooter, which is a tick above the team average.
He was even better in league play, going 58 f0r 76 (76.3 percent), making him one of the best free throw shooters on the team.
71.4% from the line, 76.3% during league play. Psh. Whatever. Wouldn’t see Dougie McBuckets shooting 1 handed free throws like some sort of Harlem Globetrotters freakshow at the circus. Making a mockery of the artform perfected by Steve Nash, Mark Price, Rick Barry. It’s an insult to them and frankly to James Naismith and the game in general. Clean it up Wroblicky. Clean it up.
Coolest SI cover ever. Dougie McBuckets doing WORK. Getting compared to Larry Legend isn’t a bad way to end your college career I suppose?
Been trying to watch as many Creighton games as possible this year to catch McDermott in action and it’s absolutely astounding how good this dude is at scoring. Makes no sense just looking at him. Guy defines the words doofus and goober. Wears a t-shirt under his jersey, no not like one of those new high-tech Nike sleeve things, a straight up T-shirt with basically 3/4 length sleeves flopping all over the place.
Then he steps on the court and lights it the fuck up better than anyone in the country. 26.5 points a game. 7th in all-time scoring and hands down player of the year winner. They don’t call him Dougie McBuckets for nothing. Probably took those 2 cheerleaders back to his place immediately following that shoot, cooked them a fantastic Italian dinner, got to know them for 3 hours then kissed them on the cheek goodnight like an absolute fucking gentleman.
Is Having Your Mother Storm The Octagon After You Get Choked Out The Most Humiliating One-Two Punch In MMA History?
MMA - After the fight was over Fisher’s mother climbed the cage, to tend to her son who went to sleep during a rear-naked choke. She scaled the entire cage which stands nearly 9′ from the ground, rushed over to her son where she was greeted by Mark Matheny. The police had to escort her out of the cage while the medics took care of Fisher.
Talk about building up your MMA street cred. I mean from the looks of the crowd and the quality of the video we’re dealing with a little bit of a low-level operation here. Bunch of fighters trying to make their name in a sport that has recently exploded into popularity and capitalize on it to eventually become a star. Grind out some of these local bouts, pick up some tough wins, hope the big wigs catch drift of your name and that you gain respect from your fellow fighters. Well nothing is better for that than getting choked the fuck out unconscious then having your mother storm the octagon to try and fight everyone who hurt you then tending to your boo-boos before being whisked away by police. Nothing. That’s a guy that defines the sport right there. A face. When the going gets tough and the fists start flying and the rear chokeholds start being applied…here comes Mommy scaling a 9 foot fence to whoop your ass for hurting her baby.
Introducing Morgan from Colorado. And the Boulder girls keep coming. See everybody at the Boulder Theater Saturday night!
This shit is so hot. The end.
Introducing Maggie from Colorado. Saturday night. Boulder Theater. Be there.
Now that its officially #Barstool Colorado week figured we’d reward all you crazy Rocky Mountain kids since you’ve been waiting for #Barstool since the start of the tour. We got flags, shirts, hats, stickers, VIVA panties, couzies, glasses, heck maybe even some free tickets to Boulder Theatre thrown in there. Keep an eye out on campus all week for some random giveaways and follow us on Twitter @BarstoolBlckout to see where we are at each day. Buzz has already been pretty crazy for Saturday and expecting that to increase each day. You wanted us Colorado and now you Fckin got us, lets make the most of this week!
Don’t forget we’re Blacking Out Boulder Theatre this Saturday March 15th..
Music’s hottest new ladykiller comes through with a summer jam just in time for the end of this miserable fucking winter.