January 26, 2015 - February 1, 2015
CBS - Mia Khalifa, Pornhub’s No. 1 rated porn star, joined The Page Q Sports Show on WQAM Sunday night to talk about everything from her relatively new career as a porn star, to her bizarre hatred of cats, to the type of people who try to slide into those private messages on social media. Like, say, super famous rapper, Drake, for instance…
Mia was asked about which famous people have tried contacting her since she became famous. After appearing a little reluctant to divulge the information, she loosened up:
Host: How ’bout this. Give me a name it rhymes with.
Mia: Oh my god. Ummm. It rhymes with…”rake.”
And did Rake follow her on Twitter and creep through direct message all smooth, like most famous people? Of course not. He actually sent her a half-naked picture on Instagram, like a horny teenager. Because, of course Rake would do that.
She liked it, though, right?
“It was so cringeworthy. The whole thing was cringeworthy.”
Listen I love giving Drake a hard time as much as anyone but come on, blowing up his spot like this just for trying to pay you a compliment is pretty bush league. Is there no code of conduct with the online pickup games anymore? Are we all savages now? I mean what if all of us had our texts and Snapchats and Tinder messages and private Instagrams exposed to the world? What if we had to hear those being read on a live radio feed? It would be madness. Complete chaos. So as much as I like seeing Drake squirm I gotta get his back here simply because I’m totally against the precedent this sets. If sending half naked pics to the chick you’re thirsty for is wrong then I’m simply out of touch with the game.
Dude in my courtyard setting up a bottle of liquor for some quality snow-grams. The hustle is real, y'all. pic.twitter.com/obLYYy9MOL
— Aaron Edwards (@aaronmedwards) January 26, 2015
LOVE the hustle from this guy. What do women love more than anything when planning for a potential snow day adventure? Access to booze, a decent looking dude, and the opportunity to snag some Instagram likes. Now I can’t see this dude’s face but he’s definitely got some big time check marks on options 1 and 3. Not to mention the fact that he’s doing different angles and lighting to get the perfect shot, total artsy hipster vibe chicks dig making a mistake on once or twice. Hate if you must but his priorities are 100% in order. Truly Mr. Plow for our generation:
None of the pussy for this dude though:
Craigslist casual encounters? Unless you’re trying to spend your snow day being sodomized by a 45-year-old dude who accidentally clicked the wrong section to post a listing for his semen-stained microfiber couch you’re barking up the wrong tree, bro.
Phoebe Ryan transforms two R&B heaters into an electro pop jam for the books in her new cover of R.Kelly’s “Ignition” and Miguel’s “Do You.”
For more mashup’s check out today’s mashup monday it’s a solid 12/10
Raise Your Hand If You Had Wagner College vs. Central Connecticut State as the Hoops Game of the Weekend
CCSU stand up!
Listen Kentucky may have been playing a conference game, Coach K may have been racking up his 1000th win. But for my money you can’t beat a couple of no name teams playing in a shitty dimly lit gym with some super excited announcer going out of his mind crazy over a bananas ending. That’s what college hoops is all about.
Ok Dez Wells saving Maryland in a game between two teams you’ve actually heard of was pretty good too, but like, come on, it’s Northwestern…
RiRi’s been quiet for a minute, nothing a little Paul McCartney/Kanye West feature can’t fix though. It’s kind of a weird song, a slow jam about wildin’ out, but I’ll give it a 7.6.
Need more music for your Monday? Check out the Beats Popular section, totally dominated by Lil Wayne mixtape tracks atm.
UCF Just Flipped College Football On Its Head…Putting A 10,000 Square Foot Beach Club At The 30 Yard Line Of Their Stadium
Coastal Carolina asked the question this weekend, can anyone top the Smoke Patrol alert sent out from our teal field?
Annnnddd UCF answered with an absolute facial. We’re talking money shot straight into the eyeballs and the way back through the corneas. 10,000 square foot beach club at the 30 yard line. Check and mate.
3 things. One, that was really funny. Two, that was pretty offensive to the students of University of Phoenix Online and ITT Tech IMO who are just trying to build an education for the future. Three, that is by far the best name in football. Soso Jamabo. You can’t not be a 5-star recruit with a name like that.
(I see you Gerry Hamilton you PornHub watching dog)
DM – Republican firebrand Sarah Palin is rarely at a loss for words but became unmoored on Saturday in Iowa after her teleprompter froze and left her without portions of her prepared speech.
The 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee flipped through a binder of notes and strung together a series of one-liners – and some of them made little sense.
‘The man can only ride you when your back is bent,’ she said, as audience members looked at each other quizzically.
‘So strengthen it! Then the man can’t ride you, America won’t get taken for a ride, because so much is at stake.’
It’s an absolute travesty that they trotted out Trent’s lady senator from Iowa for the Republican response to the State of the Union when the answer has been right in their back pocket all along. She’s getting a little long in the tooth and losing some of those “hate fuck” vibes but I cherish every single moment Sarah Palin is on a TV screen. She’s instant gold no matter what. Talking about books, somehow botching a general “rah rah” speech to people who’d eat it up even if she got on stage and shit into a chamber pot for an hour…it pains me that we’re still a year away from the election circuit because I need Palin back in my life every single day and I need it all now. And the craziest part is that the last six years have been so underwhelming that if she somehow emerged from primaries she could win the whole thing. Can you imagine a world with Sarah Palin with her finger on the button? All the protester kids dying for anarchy could finally get their wish.
For the record with all this talk about straightening up bent backs and not letting the man ride you I think we’ve got a decent read on how her youngest kid was conceived.