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Day Drinking Playlists

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Aug 231:45PM EST

Last real weekend of summer (I think? It’s confusing this year).  Drink up and jam out.

Dante’s Born In The USA

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KFC’s Fireworks & Fire Flames

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No Parents, Let’s Party

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Chief’s Twangers

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Big Cat’s Surprisingly Cultured

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Zollo’s Red White & Booze

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Feitelberg’s Party In The USA

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Bonus Playlist

Zollo’s Welcome to Banger Mountain

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CJ Miles Did A Wet T-Shirt Ice Bucket Challenge With Her Hot Girlfriends Because She LOVES Charity

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Aug 2311:43AM EST

 

 

CJ Miles is a must-follow on Instagram. I have no clue what her deal is but I think she’s a stripper or amateur cam chick or something and probably not an accountant or data scientist, call it a hunch. Whatever the deal is, she’s got big fake cans and clearly works out and wants the world to know by leveraging charitable causes as reason to produce slow motion videos of her turning a white t-shirt into tissue paper. Who am I to stand in the way of a woman’s dreams even if we’re all fatigued of Ice Bucket Challenge videos? It’s called feminism, I’d hardly be able to be the PC police without embracing it.

 

 

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Saturday special: I Googled to try to figure out who she is and came across this VERY NSFW (like gynecological exam NSFW) video of her getting naked on cam. Spray a little Stoolie DNA before brunch why dontcha.

It’d Be Tough To Fall Off A Stage Any Harder Than Iggy Azalea Did In Her Concert

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Aug 2310:30AM EST

 

 

Iggy Azalea performed in Los Angeles last night and while I’m sure the concert was a musical masterpiece not often seen this side of Yo-Yo Ma, the highlight was Iggy forgetting where the stage is and plummeting to Earth as if she were sucked into a sinkhole.

 

 

Dat ass so fat she fall faster than the speed of gravity. Also love how this Instagram guy was filming the concert and thought the best way to capture her dynamic performance was to point his lens directly inside of her colon. Intestines out for the boys!

 

 

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Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Racquel from Florida State University

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Aug 225:00PM EST

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Introducing Racquel from FSU.  What a way to send it into the weekend, have a good one everybody!

 

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Miss Colombia Competitor Gets Kicked Out For Her Shameful Shameful Lingerie Photos

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Aug 224:30PM EST

HuffPo – Paola Builes Aristizábal, 21, was named Miss Antioquia on Aug. 10, and that qualified her to compete for the Miss Colombia Crown, according to Bluradio.

But then the purportedly inflammatory pictures emerged, and pageant organizers decided they showed Aristizábal in underwear too racy for contestants to EVER be pictured wearing.

“Well I’m still in shock because of the decision,” Aristizábal told Bluradio. “I feel discriminated against because there are other candidates that are going to participate in the pageant in Cartagena that have photos in lingerie, they also have photos with tiny bathing suits, and they’re going to participate.”

 

 

This poor poor girl with way too many vowels in her last name. I’m shocked as all hell that Colombia cares about things like this given that practically every woman in their country was tits out for the boys every time they played in the World Cup. If your country is best known for mountains of cocaine and a type of murder in which you slit a man’s throat and pull his tongue through the hole, maybe you should ease up on your beauty pageant contestants stuffing their juicy South American naranjas in a frilly bustier. Priorities.

 

Paola’s got a bevy of quality pics on her Facebook but here are the best ones:

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Her nips in that third photo must have been extremely potent. That fabric looks as thick as that old x-ray vest the dentist would put on you but there they are, standing proudly with Colombian pride. Definitely Miss Colombia worthy.

 

(photos via Facebook)

Best New Music Of The Week From Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Jeezy, The Weeknd, Action Bronson + More

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Aug 224:10PM EST

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Huge week of music, buy an app.

 Click to stream the best new music of the week

On September 12th We Return To Providence To Blackout At Lupos

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Aug 223:50PM EST

We’ve been to Lupos a few times and every single time it gets crazier and crazier

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tickets

 

Providence, this is your chance to get Fucking wild, to get fucking crazy and Blackout!!! RIT, URI, Providence, JWU, Brown, we know you’re out there and we know you’re going to get wild. September 12th, Lupo’s Heartbreak Hotel, Barstool Blackout. You don’t want to miss this! Tickets on sale NOW!!!!

 

Buy Tickets Here 

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Summer’s Almost Over…Need USC Delta Gamma More Than Ever

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Aug 223:30PM EST

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USC Delta Gamma 

 

 

 

 

Want to see your sorority repped on the Stool?  Send Tumblrs and Instagrams to tips@barstoolu.com and we’ll feature it some point during the week. 

 

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The Barstool U Week In Smokeshows 8/22

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Aug 223:00PM EST

So many smokes posted on the network every day it’s easy for some to get lost in the shuffle. Here’s making sure you didn’t miss any…

 

 

Bruna from FAU

 

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Erin from ASU

 

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McKenna from Loyola Marymount

 

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Lyna from FAU  (HARD 10)

 

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Sydney from County College of Morris

 

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Kristen from CS Northridge 

 

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Lexi from High Point

 

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Brooklynne from Oklahoma

 

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Alexandra from ASU 

 

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Air Force Coach Troy Calhoun In Hot Water For Telling His Players They’re Not Allowed To Get Injured

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Aug 222:30PM EST

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YahooAir Force RB Devin Rushing injured an ankle on the Falcons’ second day of full-pads practice in August. He said he feared he had broken his ankle during an Oklahoma drill. Rushing said someone had grabbed his facemask and brought him down into another defender on the ground and his ankle got rolled up on. It wasn’t broken, however. The Colorado Springs Gazette said it was a Grade 2 sprain and he was back on the practice field after missing 10 days.

But he’s not on the field with his new number. He switched from No. 31 to No. 3 before the season and was told that he had to earn his jersey back.

“They took my jersey,” Rushing told the Gazette. “I talked to the equipment manager and he said my jersey is still in there with Rushing written on the back, but I’ve got to earn it back.”

Why? Air Force coach Troy Calhoun said he wants “tough, durable guys” on his team. Rushing was projected to be the Falcons’ starting tailback during the season and is now practicing with the second unit.

“I think at every position we’re going to have tough, durable guys,” Calhoun said. “If you aren’t, you’re going to get us beat. I think the other thing is you have a built-in alibi if you’re a guy who gets hurt easily. If you’re a guy who gets hurt easily, you need to find another activity where there’s not contact involved.”

Per the Gazette, injured players don’t simply wear red jerseys at practice either. At Friday’s scrimmage, players in red jerseys sat in the stands instead of on the sidelines. Rushing’s situation may not be that unique.

“They go to meetings,” Calhoun said. “I just think you either add to the chemistry or take from the chemistry. There’s no in between. If you’re a red jersey, I just don’t want anybody sucking the life out of everybody else who is working. Who is able to go out there even if they have an itch somewhere?”

Asked if he saw anything wrong with this policy, essentially excommunicating an injured player from the program until he heals, Calhoun offered only this: “I think a warrior wants to be in battle, and we want warriors.”

 

 

 

LOVE this hardo Air Force coach.  An old fashioned 1960s hard nosed mean mugging football coach.  A true throwback.   Probably chain smokes cigarettes and constantly drinks from a flask on the sidelines during every practice, at least he does in my head.  A guy who has completely shut himself off to everything that has happened in the past 2 decades, every social and cultural shift, every piece of media coverage, every new standard that coaches have had to adopt and follow.  Just firmly stuck in the days where you could beat the shit out of your players and make them play hurt.  Grade 2 ankle sprain?  So basically what you’re telling me is your vagina is bleeding?  Suit up and get the fuck back out on the field.  Or don’t, and go take after school ceramics in the pottery wing.  Up to you pussy.  We need warriors who are ready to go to battle, not running backs with Grade 2 ankle sprains.  Use your other ankle.