Daily Mail - A Scottish woman walked around with a five-inch sex toy inside her for 10 years without realising, doctors have reported.
The 38-year-old woman arrived at hospital complaining of severe weight loss, shaking and lethargy. She had also experienced mild incontinence for ‘a few weeks’. On further examination, doctors were shocked to discover a strange foreign body protruding into her bladder from her vagina.
Surgical removal of the item at Aberdeen Royal Infirmary revealed it to be a five inch (11cm)-long sex toy.
Medical staff were even more taken back when the woman revealed she had used the sex toy with her partner ten years ago.
She also admitted she was under the influence of alcohol at the time – and claimed she couldn’t remember removing it or not.
The woman had a normal IQ, no signs of depression or psychosis and had not been subject to any abuse, according to the case report.
One doctor at the hospital, who was not willing to comment on the patient’s specific case, confirmed it was highly unusual for such a large foreign object to go unnoticed in the majority of instances – by patients or their partners.
Listen I’m admittedly not a vagina expert. Don’t know a hell of a lot of how things work down there, what exactly is going on with all the parts, what different stuff feels like etc. You’re not going to see me giving any lectures at vaginal health conferences is what I’m saying. But I got to imagine that you don’t exactly need a PhD and a medical license to know that a 5 inch dildo stuck in your vagina protruding into your bladder is going to be something that you notice pretty immediately? I mean I get that you were drunk. Blacked the hell out it seems like. We’ve all been there. Maybe you wake up in the morning and it takes a few sleepy minutes before you realize you left a vibrator in your pussy. But TEN FUCKING YEARS? 10 years of weight loss and incontinence and the shakes before you head to the doctor and realize there’s a motherfucking sex toy inside of you? Jesus lady, get your masturbation game together. Shit is getting embarrassing/life threatening.
PS- Just a hunch but for any future sex partners with this lady, I think we’re redefining the term “hot dog down a hallway” right here.