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FSU Artist Claims She Had A Tinder Conversation With Jameis Winston…Puts It All Up On Her Website

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Jul 303:00PM EST

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Fuck Everything website 

 

 (Full convo via TFM :)

 

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Remember this crazy chick?  The one that painted this masterpiece?

 

 

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Well she’s back in full force looking for another shot in the internet spotlight and, spoiler alert, she’s still fucking crazy.  Got this little Tinder convo going viral though so good for her, I’m sure she has the pageviews rolling in right now.  As for the Tinder my best estimate would put the conversation somewhere around 0% real.  Maybe negative 1.   I’m sure she’s going to come out and say it’s all part of some “artistic expression” or something, making a commentary on rape culture and football culture blah blah. If I’m Jameis the only expression I’d be making is a big ass smile while I file my lawsuit.  Can’t be getting slandered and shit by some hippie artist, not when you’re on a positive PR blitz trying to get that image right for the draft.

 

 

PS – Speaking of getting the image right, this story hit the wire right as I clicked save on this draft earlier.  Jameis Winston stopped by police and held to the ground at gunpoint in 2012.   Guy just can’t catch a break.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Heather from South Dakota State vs. Hope from Monmouth

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Jul 302:20PM EST

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Heather from SDSU 

 

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Hope from Monmouth 

 

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1 for Heather…5 for Hope

 

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‘Deadpool’ Test Footage With Ryan Reynolds Has Made The Internet Jizz All Over Themselves

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Jul 301:30PM EST

 

Uproxx – Yesterday Vince posted the leaked test footage from a Deadpool movie starring Ryan Reynolds, who totally did not play the character in a movie before shut up shut up that movie doesn’t exist. The test footage seemed to be the video we heard about back in 2012, when the director (Tim Miller) had purportedly animated 8 minutes of test footage (voiced by Ryan Reynolds) at his company, Blur Studio. Rob Liefeld described the footage as rated R (which fit with producer Lauren Shuler Donner’s statements) and as close to Deadpool as we can expect.

Confirming that the leaked footage was indeed a selection from the 8-minute test video, Blur Studios has just released this higher-res version.

 

The leaked trailer someone shot on their phone at Comic-Con blew up over the weekend and, after the studio who created the spec trailer released an official version on Vimeo only for it to come immediately back down, they’re now trying to keep the above version from getting online.

 

It’s all very confusing; usually when test footage is leaked online or shown somewhere like a Comic-Con, it’s designed to get audiences interested (with the most recent example being Edgar Wright showing Ant-Man test footage unexpectedly in 2012 before Marvel committed to actually making the movie). But the Internet has already been frothing at the bit for a movie about this Deadpool character for years and years because I guess he’s the cool, wacky guy in comics because of stuff like these:

 

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A mild chuckle? Maybe?

 

Maybe I’m just getting too old for this comic book movie thing but should I care about the fact they’re making a movie about Deadpool? Like I guess it’s nice that the film wouldn’t take itself that seriously but most of these movies — aside from when Ang Lee thought the Incredible Hulk was a parable about the innate loneliness of man — don’t take themselves that seriously. I love vintage Van Wilder/Waiting Ryan Reynolds as much as anyone, too, but hasn’t this guy gotten enough chances to fail already? A good decapitation where you use the severed head as a puppet warms my heart as much as the next guy but I feel overwhelmed by a sea of “meh” here. Just one of those times where I feel like I’m missing something.

Romanian 13 Year Old Hoops Player Is Taller Than Every Single Player In The NBA

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Jul 301:00PM EST

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AU - EUROPE’S tallest teenager Robert Bobroczky has attracted the attention of the NBA, according to reports out of his homeland.

The Romanian sensation stands a towering 2.26m-tall, or 7ft 4in. And he has been growing at a rate of 10cm a year.

At just 13 years old, he is already taller than the tallest player in the NBA right now, the 2.21m Tanzanian Hasheem Thabeet of Oklahoma City Thunder.  Robert Bobroczky trains with Stella Azzurra Rome.

 

 

 

Hey man they have any gyms in Rome?  Like a place with weights and dumbbells and shit like that?  Not sure if you have a coach or a mentor or anything already but my first word of advice would be to check one of those out.  Just thinking it might help with those NBA scouts if you had more than 75 pounds on a 7’4″ frame.  I mean I was legitimately concerned you were going to snap both your legs in half on this lay up that’s how frail you look.

 

 

 

 

You might be taller than Hasheem Thabeet but I think we’re going to have to start bulking up before we start with this NBA talk.  Put you in the post with Dwight Howard backing you down and I think you might literally spontaneously combust into a pile of dust, not even exaggerating.

Ball skills looked good though.  That touch pass over the 4 foot tall kid’s head?  Thing of beauty.  They’re already saving a spot on the Knicks for you.

 

 

 

PS – First thing I thought about looking at that screen grab

 

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13 year old Andy Reid, sneaky one of my top 5 favorite videos of all time.  Laugh out loud every single time I see it and it’s not even close.

 

 

 

 

PPS  - I put an important part of the article in bold for people who struggle with reading.  Stella Azzurra Rome = in Rome.

The Weeknd – Often (Kygo Remix)

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Jul 3012:30PM EST

The Weeknd’s latest two singles (“Often” and “King of the Fall”) have been unbearably hot, and this week the former got a remix from Norwegian electropop prodigy Kygo.

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Andre Reed Says Johnny Football’s Real Nickname Should Be Johnny Rookie Bitch

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Jul 3011:50AM EST

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NY Mag - At the casino, they found Reed, who was in town to celebrate his imminent induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, sitting in a booth at the back of the casino’s main floor. He had reached out to Sabuda to join the Fan Alliance’s advisory board, along with a number of prominent local businessmen, and Luke Russert, son of Tim.

“That guy would be throwing a fit,” Reed said of the elder Russert. He wore a black Under Armour shirt and sunglasses perched backward on his ears and, even at 50, appeared to be among the casino’s younger visitors. The men began to talk about the Toronto bid, which was rumored to be serious and growing in size.

“Man, fuck Bon Jovi!” Reed said. “You might as well just take this city, throw it in the river, and let it go down Niagara Falls.”

The big sports news that morning had come from another Rust Belt town, when LeBron James announced he was returning to play basketball in Cleveland. That declaration had lifted the spirits of some Buffalonians—“I very much identify with Cleveland,” Cinelli said of the town that lost its NFL franchise to relocation in the ’90s, only to get another one after fans raised hell. “To have a native son make a conscious decision to return there is ­awesome”—and depressed others. “We were the new Pittsburgh, until LeBron went back to Cleveland,” said Michael Culmo, the lead singer of a cover band that had joined the boycott. On a large screen behind the bar, ESPN was broadcasting a tweet from the Cleveland Browns’ jet-setting rookie, Johnny Manziel, referring to James as “my guy.”

“Who the fuck is Johnny Manziel?” Reed asked. “LeBron ain’t your guy! You’re not ‘Johnny Football.’ You’re ‘Johnny Rookie Bitch.’ ” Reed said he didn’t think a blue-collar town like Buffalo, which he thought wears an even truer shade of denim than Cleveland, would stand for Manziel’s antics. “They’d boo that motherfucker outta here,” he said. “The fans would put him in his place.”

 

 

 

Ok that’s kind of funny.  You’re not Johnny Football, you’re Johnny Rookie Bitch.  Such an awesome burn.  Hey Johnny what can you do?   Guy is a Hall of Famer who earned his right to say what he wants when he wants.  All you can do is laugh it off, maybe get a t-shirt printed up that says Johnny Rookie Bitch and wear it for an Instagram picture with Bon Jovi.  Really own the situation.  That’s what I would do.   Haters make you famous, just gotta keep the blockers on.

 

 

 

 

 

Rate This Football Anthem From Some FSU Freshmen AKA The New Seminoles: “Gotta Make It To The Top”

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Jul 3011:30AM EST

 

Jacob Pugh, Lorenzo Featherston, Derrick Nnadi and Demarcus Christmas

 

 

 

People say music these days sucks.  That it’s all computer generated shit chock full of internet dial tones and no talent hacks pushing the play button on their Macbooks.  That it’s all wannabe gangsta rappers and tone def R&B singers who only talk about money and hoes and stupid trends.  Ha.  The New Seminoles pretty much just took that theory, placed it on the floor and took a shit all over its face.  The Beatles who?   Gotta make it to the top!

 

 

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Study Says People Who Drink A Lot Have Memory Problems #Science

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Jul 3010:50AM EST

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Wall Street Journal - People who have a history of drinking problems by the time they are middle-aged are more than twice as likely to exhibit memory problems in later life as those who don’t, according to a study that followed 6,500 Americans for two decades.

A drinking problem was defined as answering yes to at least two of four questions in a widely used screening questionnaire for alcoholism: Have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking? Have people ever annoyed you by criticizing your drinking? Have you ever felt guilty about drinking? And have you ever had a drink first thing in the morning?

For the study, researchers at the University of Exeter in England examined records from a major longitudinal study that tracked the health of thousands of Americans born between 1931 and 1941. Participants answered the alcohol questionnaire when they were first interviewed, in their 50s and 60s, and had follow-up cognitive assessments every other year from 1996 to 2010.

Only 16% said they had a drinking problem at some point. They were far more likely to show memory problems on the later word-recall tests, according to the study published in the American Journal of Geriatric Psychiatry.

 

 

 

Ok let’s make one thing clear right off the bat.  Answering Yes to 2 of the 4 questions up there absolutely does not mean you have a drinking problem by any stretch of the imagination.  I mean unless you have the scale set to “ultra pussy” that’s just absolutely absurd to suggest that.   Let’s just take a look at myself for example.  Have I ever felt I should cut down on my drinking?  Every single morning that I wake up with a pounding headache and a credit card bar tab in my pocket that I definitely can’t afford.  Have people ever annoyed me or criticized my drinking?  Uhh yeah, ever gone out drinking with a girlfriend before?  Ever been to dinner with your parents?  Keep the bottles of wine coming waiter, don’t mind my mom.   Have I ever felt guilty about drinking?   I’m sure there were a few friend’s weddings and family vacations that I could have toned it down a little bit, yeah. Probably got a little bit obnoxious in some classy formal situations.  Sure, who hasn’t.  And have I ever had a drink first thing in the morning?  Is that a joke?   They’re called breakfast drinks for a reason.  Why did God make orange juice, vodka, champagne, and Bloody Mary mix if we weren’t supposed to drink it on a Sunday morning after we hop out of bed?

That’s 4 out of 4 right there.  And there’s no chance I have a drinking problem.  I’m not even drunk right now.   Seriously that’s how I define it.  I’m sitting at home in shorts and a t-shirt blogging about alcohol and boobs for the day, and I’m not drunk.  Self control like you read about.

 

Oh wait I forgot to mention the actual study that was the purpose of this blog.   Ok I guess that kind of proves its point a little bit.

Guy Being Interviewed Live On The News Says The UCLA Flood Was Caused By Someone Taking A Massive Dump

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Jul 3010:00AM EST

 

Last night…UCLA Campus is Currently Under Water 

 

 

 

There’s one thing that never gets old.  In a world full of cultural shifts and changing tastes, one thing you can always count on to be funny:  prank calls.  Just pick up the telephone, dial in somewhere, and make a dick, poop or fart joke.  So good.  So classic.  Louis Slung Poo for the win.

 

 

 

 

PS- Not like there’s a massive drought or anything in Cali right.  Who needs 10 million gallons of water?

 

 

 

 

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Dude Knocked Out Of $1 Million Buy-In Poker Tournament on ESPN With Literally Worst Bad Beat Ever

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Jul 309:30AM EST

 

USA TodayThis hand right here — from the WSOP Big One for One Drop, which aired Tuesday night on ESPN — is without a doubt the worst bad beat in the history of poker.

Let’s start with this crazy fact: These guys paid $1 million to play in a poker tournament, the only tournament of its kind with $15,306,688 to the winner.

Both Connor Drinan and Cary Katz picked up pocket aces, and after some pre-flop raises and acting that included an ominous message from Katz, they naturally got their money all in, but only Drinan was at risk of being eliminated. But, c’mon, what’s the worst that could happen when they’re an identical 2% to win a pot they split 98% of the time?

 

 

 

As someone who used to absolutely the crush the college dorm poker scene back in the Hold Em glory days I know all about bad beats.  Still vividly remember losing with a lower straight flush to the fucking kid with a samurai sword collection on his wall from 3 doors up to the left.  First time I played at AC I busted out on my very first hand with pocket aces.  Still makes me sick to this day and we’re talking about like a few hundred bucks there.  This motherfucker just lost ONE MILLION DOLLARS.  $1 million on pocket aces vs. pocket aces.  $15 million on the line.  On ESPN, in a big tournament, with a camera in your face and commenters narrating your every move.  Just does not get worse than that.  Not even Doyle Brunson’s Super System can prepare you for that shit.

 

If I’m this Drinan cat the first thing I’m doing is playing the biggest Powerball jackpot I can find and just kicking back waiting to win.  Nobody has ever deserved more from God at this point.

 

 

 

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