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Brilliant Women On Instagram Are Now Trying A Diet That Has Them Eating 30 Bananas A Day

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Sep 171:10PM EST

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Source – A weeklong fad diet that involves eating thirty bananas a day in an effort to lose weight is known as “Banana Island.” Instagram users (the diet has a reputation of being popular among fashion bloggers) call the diet “a trip to Banana Island” alongside photos displaying extreme weight loss. The odd eating habit first caught on in Asia a few years back, but if search trends are any indication, it appears to be back en vogue: Compared to last month, 31 percent more users are now searching for “how many calories in a banana” on Yahoo.

 

 

One small problem: Assuming they’re not a total hambeast, to maintain weight, women are supposed to eat around 1800 calories a day. To lose weight, they’re supposed to go around 1200 calories per day. But a diet of 30 bananas a day would leave us with over 3000 calories, an insane 770g of carbs and 420g of sugar, roughly the equivalent of six Oreo McFlurries from McDonald’s. That’s a diet I’d be 1000% more in on, really like the growth potential there and you’d lose weight when they have to cut off several of your limbs due to all the diabetes. Maybe a break-even overall.

 

Either way, I love the hustle, lack of foresight, and complete gullibility from all of these women; all three are major qualities I find appealing in a potential wife. There’s no shame in searching the Instagram or Twitter #bananaisland hashtag and sliding into a DM or two and hoping for the best.

 

 

Also, 1, 3, 4, 2 is the order in which I’d take them to Banana Island, Hot Dog Peninsula, and Whiskey Flavored Egg Noodle Gulf. I’m willing to be coerced into flipping 2 and 4, though, little too much delt action on the latter.

Hoodie Allen – Dumb For You

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Our boy Hoodie Allen is back with the second single off his upcoming album and maybe my favorite track I’ve heard from the Hoodster since “You Are Not A Robot.” Here’s what the man himself had to say about the track:

“Dumb For You” brings out the more pop flavorings of my traditionally blended hip hop sung style. I think for fans of tracks of mine like “No Faith In Brooklyn”, DFY is this album’s closest parallel. Set behind a funky guitar riff and booming 808′s, the song is about all falling for someone and knowing that they’re bad for you — but you can’t help but keep coming back to them.

Stream the entire album here, and look out for its full release on October 14th.

Jameis Winston Benched For The First Half Of Clemson Game For “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” Outburst

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Sep 1712:00PM EST

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FSU - During the ACC Teleconference on Wednesday, Florida State head coach Jimbo Fisher addressed the comments by Jameis Winston on Tuesday that got national attention.

“Everything has been addressed and we’re getting ready for the game,” Fisher initially said.

Fisher was then asked if it would impact Winston’s playing time on Saturday against Clemson.

“We’re deciding,” Fisher said. “We’re talking as things go on right now.”

The comments were not taken lightly by Fisher.

“It was not a good decision.. It was something that has to be addressed,” Fisher said.

“You can’t make statements that are derogatory … you have to understand that,” Fisher added.

 

 

Blog before suspension announced….

 

 

Listen I’m not the biggest Jameis fan in the world, I think that’s become pretty clear.  I used to be when we first started blogging about him, but he’s pretty much used up all his goodwill at this point.  Just been wayy too many head scratching decisions and unfunny videos and unsettling accusations to be a big fan of his.   Hell of a football player, doesn’t seem like much of a guy.   So I’m pretty much done going to bat for him on most issues.  Having said all that if Jameis Winston misses even one snap of the Clemson game or any game for that matter because he repeated the most popular internet meme of the year in the middle of a college campus with his friends joking around it will be the DUMBEST fucking penalty ever.  Ever.  Or at least since the last dumb penalty the NCAA/an NCAA school dished out.  Seriously Jimbo what are you even babbling about here?  Derogatory and inflammatory?  It’s a fucking internet video craze.  Everyone knows it and has said it.  It’s a 20 year old kid saying curse words.  Get over it.   Such faux outrage over this it’s unbelievable.

 

 

5 minutes later…

 

 

UPDATE:

 

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Haha.  An entire half.  What a fucking joke.  Way to take a moral stand Jimbo.  If the rape allegations, misdemeanors, and theft won’t do it, it’s the “fuck her right in the pussy” meme.

 

High School Football Player Goes Right Joystick: Up

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Sep 1711:20AM EST

 

 

 

Truck Stick like you read about in the Madden user manual.   Kind of surprised it worked so well though.   First time I’ve seen jumping as high as you can in the air and trying to hug someone not working as a tackling tactic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS – Good effort #5.

Wake Forest Puts Recruits On Magazine Covers With Kim Kardashian And Selena Gomez

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Sep 1710:50AM EST

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Say what you want about Wake Forest football, say they haven’t been winning a ton of games, say they haven’t had a winning season since ’08,  say their quarterbacks get hammered drunk and drive their trucks onto the quad looking for late night Subway.  But don’t say they don’t know how to recruit.  Seriously all anybody talks about is Saban and Franklin and all the other big name coaches and how awesome they are at recruiting.   When’s the last time one of them got a prospect on the cover of People magazine with Kim Kardashian?  Never seen a Bama commit on a cover with Selena Gomez.  Just sayin.

 

 

 

 

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Penn State Fans Having A “Joe-Out” For The UMass Game

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Sep 1710:10AM EST

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Centre Daily - There’s going to be a “Joe-out.”  Wait, what’s a Joe-out?

Laurie Anne Stannell, a fourth-generation Penn State grad, wanted to see something happen to show support for late former head coach Joe Paterno. It had to be something peaceful and happy, and something that, first and foremost, said “Joe.”

Beaver Stadium has a long history of white-outs to rally the troops for big games. This year, it will be the Oct. 25 game against intense rival Ohio State. In 2011, in the heat of the Jerry Sandusky scandal, the blue outs started, with fans showing support, and raising money, for victims of child sexual abuse. The 2014 blue-out will be Nov. 29 against Michigan State.

But on Saturday, as Penn State meets the University of Massachusetts for the second home game of the season, alumni and fans like Stannell and others want to see Paterno everywhere they turn.

“We want to make an impact, as Joe would say,” Stannell said.

 

 

 

A Joe-Out!  That’s a new one.  Think this lady will be there in her khakis and blue tie and rimmed glasses?

 

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Probably front row, maybe even painted like the campus Joe Pa statue.   Penn State man, what a kooky bunch.  Don’t tell them it’s time to move on.  Don’t tell them it’s time to get past all this and maybe start paying their respects to their new coach working his ass off to bring PSU back to their glory days.  That would just make you a Happy Valley hater and a scandalous libelous blasphemous bastard.

 

 

 

PS – I bet Keith Law’s inbox was fun last night.

 

 

 

Bro Gets Robbed At Gunpoint…His GoPro Records It All

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Mike Graziano - I was on a bike tour in a rough part of Buenos Aires (Argentina) in broad daylight when a thief attempted to steal my camera gear at gunpoint. I miraculously happened to be recording with a gopro on my forehead and captured this amazing piece of footage!!

But this won’t stop us from visiting all 195 countries and getting that Global Degree! More EPIC footage coming soon.

 

 

 

Whoa, some creepy looking villain just robbed this guy in broad daylight, all while he was recording it with his GoPro camera and got crystal clear footage of the entire thing…how convenient for the TV show he’s filming!

 

 

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Subscribe NOW for more EPIC footage!  Listen I’m not calling this dude a flat out liar, just saying, if he took a bullet to the shoulder or something it would have been a lot more believable.   Come on now.  I know all the Youtube tricks in the book.  Show me some blood and carnage or I’ll be skeptical forever.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Rachel from Arizona State

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Sep 179:00AM EST

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Introducing Rachel from ASU.  Arizona State, back again to brighten up your Tuesday.

 

 

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Tchami – Untrue

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Sep 169:00PM EST

Not exactly new, but if this isn’t the hottest shit I’ve heard in a minute I’ll hang up my blogging shoes.  Tchami for President.

First Round Of Blackouts Is Over, Now On To Hartford and Worcester To Wreak Havoc

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Sep 167:30PM EST

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October 24th and 25th we will be headed to Hartford and Worcester to take over the Webster Theatre and The Palladium and we are fucking psyched. The Massachusetts and Connecticut shows are always the BEST shows have. They sell out every time and I guess they just love to black the fuck out and party. So do we which makes this a cant miss stop on the tour. Worcester we’re coming for you October 24th and Hartford the 25th. Buy your tickets now because these will sell out!

 

Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)