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Mitch McGary On Doing Drugs: “I Did. Whatever. So What?”
Aug 292:00PM EST



TSNFormer Michigan standout Mitch McGary weighed in on the marijuana suspension that pushed him to end his college basketball career early.

Now with the Oklahoma City Thunder after being selected with the 21st pick in the 2014 NBA Draft, McGary told VICE Sports that going through the experience was “good for (him).”

“It was a learning moment. The way I handled it was mature and responsible so I think people actually took my side against the NCAA,” he explained.

He also said he brushed off the people commenting on his social media profiles accusing him of doing drugs.

“You know what? I did. Whatever. So what? I learned from it,” he said, chalking it up to being a college student.




Hey Bo Pelini!





Hi hater.


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Still can’t believe the NCAA’s idea of handling college kids smoking weed is to ban them for a year and force them to jump to the NBA and leave school before they’re ready.  Interesting approach.





PS – Love Mitch with the “that’s what God had in mind” excuse.  Maybe, orrr you just smoked weed with your friends like a million other kids then got caught during drug testing, either one.  But yeah, God’s fault sounds better.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Tracy from Hartford vs. Lexi from ASU
Aug 291:15PM EST

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Tracy from Hartford





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Lexi from ASU 


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1 for Tracy…5 for Lexi


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The Summer Of Bo Comes To Crashing Halt…Bo Pelini Says Marijuana Use Is “Out Of Control In Society”
Aug 2912:45PM EST

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OMAHA – Bo Pelini veered off topic a little Friday morning at the Big Red Breakfast and took a strong stance against marijuana, telling a crowd of about 250 people that it’s a “real problem out there.”

Pelini called it not only an issue in high schools, middle schools and even grade schools, but society in general, saying: “It is out of control.”

“Let’s face it, it’s not OK,” Pelini said. “I think everybody that’s our age, my age, hopefully understands that it’s not OK. It’s not good. It’s not good for you. And these kids do it on a daily basis and a yearly basis … and it’s a real problem out there.

“Fortunately for us it is not (an issue) in our program. But I can tell you around college football and college athletics … serious in college. I guarantee you walk into dorms nowadays and it is a horrible problem.”

Pelini at earlier times Friday was discussing the modern challenges that coaches face and what they see with players, families and backgrounds.

His comments about marijuana followed when he was asked to expound.

“I think it’s something in society we need to get fixed, but unfortunately they get bad information,” he said.




Damnit Bo!  What the hell!  We were doing so well.  Bo Pelini used to be the guy who was known by everybody as the mediocre football coach who kept getting in hot water for screaming at everybody all the time.  His biggest hit was getting caught on tape telling fans to fuck themselves.  Then, after an entire summer of viral videos and pictures, some funny aloof poses, we carefully cultivated an image of a guy who maybe wasn’t so bad after all.  Maybe he was actually pretty chill.




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Well you can cancel all that right now.  Marijuana is out of control?  It’s ruining society?  Hey Bo how much of a square are you bro?  The answer is total square.  Sorry Bo, back to grumpy old dickhole for you.




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PS – Yeah “fortunately for you it’s not a problem in your program.”  Haha.  Be more clueless dude.  You have a bunch of college aged kids in the middle of the fucking corn fields of Nebraska.  What exactly do you think they’re doing in their free time?

Music Video: The Weeknd – King Of The Fall
Aug 2912:30PM EST

One week after dishing out the video for “Often,” The Weeknd is at the forefront again unleashing the visuals for his steam-fest track “King Of The Fall.” That blue North Face he’s rocking is a must cop if I’ve ever seen one.

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Arizona State Chick Just Chugging Fireball Out Of The Bottle In The ASU Student Section
Aug 2912:00PM EST

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This is it.  This is the official symbol for Arizona State University.  Smokeshow Chugging Fireball Out of the Bottle In The Middle Of The Student Section During A Football Game.    Put it on the website, put it on the school flag, put up billboards on the stadium, erect a statue.  That’s everything right there.

Sure sure, the administrators can keep pretending their #1 focus is education and they’re an institution for higher learning blah blah.  That’s fine, I understand that, you gotta do what you gotta do as a professional.  Just saying, if you want to break the mold and be realistic and let people know what you’re really about, hot chick slamming Fireball in the crowd is all that needs to be put on display.  Smokeshows, partying, getting fucked up, and D1 sports.  ASU is bout it bout it.




An Escort Who Banged Josh Gordon Is Now Trolling Him On Instagram
Aug 2911:10AM EST


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Bottom line: Josh Gordon is suffering some indignities here for sparking up that he shouldn’t have to. An overly stiff suspension for just being a dude who likes to smoke up on something that doesn’t help athletic performance AND getting put on blast by an escort to whom you pay OUTRAGEOUS amounts — from what I saw when Googling around last night, uh for blog research purposes only, up to and around $10,000 plus travel — as well? Just not a good week for a guy who led the NFL in receiving yards last year.


Anyway since I’m the marijuana advocate here on Barstool I’ve got my serious take on the Josh Gordon deal below. But first: Some NSFW photos of this Jenna Shea chick and her ginormous ass. She’s been rumored to bang James Harden and some other athletes for those big-time paydays, hell of a gig if you can get it. But at that hefty of a price tag? I mean I get the love of white chicks with big asses as well as any white guy can and I know these guys are rich and can afford to spend money on way dumber shit but you’re telling me they couldn’t find a reasonable facsimile who’d fuck for free? Maybe I’m just naïve but how good can not-famous pussy be that you’d drop a house downpayment on it? Blows my mind.



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Her caption on that last one: “This is why I get money :) blessed to the max.” Poignant usage of “blessed” there. Some use it for love, family, or accomplishments, others celebrate their ass the size of Little Miss Muffet’s tuffet allowing men to bang them for money. To each their own.



As for my real take, Big Cat pointed out earlier this week that Josh Gordon’s suspension may be an overreach by the NFL but the rules are the rules in accordance with the NFL’s collective bargaining agreement. He’s right; the players did negotiate this deal so, unfortunately, they have to live by it. But in a year in which the NFL subjectively chose to give Ray Rice two games for knocking out his wife and dragging her unconscious body out of an elevator and also subjectively chose to not yet give Colts owner Jim Irsay any suspension for driving under the influence with hundreds of pills and $30K in cash despite reports of one coming for literally months now, maybe the NFL could have gone a little lighter on a ban for a guy who did something that’s legal in 20% of the United States right now and a major hot button issue domestically. They could have taken a stance, one that would have been well-received amongst a relatively disenchanted group of players who could probably use marijuana to subdue some of the pains they get from playing a violent game, and they didn’t.



(via Larry Brown Sports)

USC RB Anthony Brown Says He Quit The Team Because Coach Sark Called Him “All Types Of Fuck Words”
Aug 2910:45AM EST

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TMZTMZ Sports contacted Brown to find out what the hell happened … and here’s what he told us:

“I called a meeting up with this disrespectful guy!!! He called me a coward, all types of f**k words.”

“He stereotype my mom and dad. like he belittle me to another level.”

“I just responded Yes Sir and No Sir!”

“Never been treated like that before!! Don’t Wish it upon anyone! That’s who he is!”

Brown says his issues with Coach Sarkisian hit a breaking point during a meeting with the coach on Tuesday. Brown says he walked into Sark’s office to talk about where he stood with the team (since he’s been injured) and was met with hostility.

“When I walked in the room he said, ‘You have the f**king guts to walk in here — coward.”

Brown continues, “The way he was talking to me … it was like a slave master talking to his slave.”

According to Brown, Sarkisian never used the N-word or any other racial slur … but feels the overall “tone” was racist.

Eventually, Brown says, “He told me to get the f**k out of his office.”

We reached out to Sarkisian and USC for comment — so far, no word back.




Wait so Coach Sark is a racist because he used the F word?  Is that how it works in Anthony Brown’s head?  If your coach curses at you and talks to you with an attitude he’s immediately picturing you as a slave and he’s your slave master?  Like he admitted there was no N word, no slurs, nothing overt, he just didn’t like his tone so he told everyone he was a racist?   So ridiculous.  And then to follow it up with an Instagram post like that and getting all these headlines out in the media combining “Sarkisian” with “racist”?   Unconscionable.   Is everybody on the USC football team just slowly losing their minds or something?  What’s in the water over there?




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College Station Ashley Furniture Offered Free Furniture If The Aggies Beat South Carolina By More Than 10 Points
Aug 2910:15AM EST

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Aggiesports - A signature victory in the opener against South Carolina would do wonders for Texas A&M’s football season, but it could also be a financial windfall for hundreds of Aggie fans who are about to spruce up their homes.

If the Aggies beat South Carolina on Aug. 28 by 10 points or more, the College Station Ashley Furniture HomeStore will write customers a check for the cost of any purchase made during its 12-day Kickoff Event, which kicks off Saturday and runs until Aug. 27, the day before the game. There is no minimum purchase necessary.

“You can buy just a sofa or a whole new living room,” said Chris Clark, director of marketing for the Wilks Group. “If the Aggies win by 10 or more we’ll cut you a check for the amount.”

Ashley Furniture HomeStore owners Mark and Cheryll Wilks felt this was the best way to be part of the preseason buildup.




Bet everyone is like “oops!  Talk about a backfire!  Sweet promotion you idiots!” talking about these Ashley Furniture husband and wife owners.  Picturing them sitting around in their #2 jerseys watching the game cheering as they take the lead…then the color slowly drowning out of their face as they picture all the armoires and storage ottomans they’re about to be shipping all over College Station.   But let’s not forget what we’re talking about here.  We’re talking about opening night in the SEC.   Your team featured under the bright lights on the shiny new SEC Network.  Facing off against the legend Steve Spurrier and his so-called great defense.   Trying to establish your dominance in the conference and prove there is life after Johnny Football.   Pretty sure these guys would empty their bank accounts and retirement accounts with a big smile on their face just yelling GIG EM! over and over again as the funds flew out the window.  That’s just how it works down there.  So don’t cry for Mark and Cheryll at Ashley Furniture HomeStore, they’re doing just fine with their 52-28 shellacking thank you very much.  Enjoy your leather sectional.


Vandy Loses Timeout For Having “Anchor Down” On Their Jerseys…Gets It Back When The Coach Shows Refs An Email From The League
Aug 299:50AM EST

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CBSThe team was temporarily charged a timeout over their jerseys. Yes: the Commodores were temporarily charged a timeout over their jerseys. The issue? Vandy has printed “Anchor Down” in the nameplates, albeit in a semi-subtle shade of gray-on-black.

As we learned earlier this month when USF announced it would be wearing jerseys with “THE TEAM” across the nameplate (then announced it wouldn’t), teams other than service academies are forbidden from using words other than last names on those nameplates. The penalty for violating that rule: the loss of one timeout per quarter until the jerseys are removed.

And sure enough, at the start of the second quarter in Nashville, the officials announced that Vandy had lost a timeout. That’s when things got truly bizarre: ESPN reported that Vanderbilt had received an e-mail from Steve Shaw, the SEC’s coordinator of officials, approving the uniforms … and that Commodore officials were rushing to get a printout of the email onto the field and into the hands of the referee.

And yes, a moment later, Vanderbilt had its timeout restored.




It’s College Football season baby!  Didn’t take long for shit to get reallll weird.  Like something I’ve never seen in my entire life of watching sports weird.  Vandy trying to capitalize on the unique new uniforms trend to get some excitement going and blow up on social media…immediately getting docked an important timeout…then scrambling around trying to get an email printed out to show the refs they had permission.  Like they were in school trying to prove they had permission from a parent to go on the field trip or in the doctor’s office trying to show that their insurance said they would cover the co pay, except this was on the field, on national television, on opening night, dealing with jersey fashion.



Oh and another way you know college football is back is when brains start exploding all over the field.



CTE, meet Boise receiver.


The Rise Of Kenny Football…And South Carolina’s Opening Night Summed Up In Two Vines
Aug 299:30AM EST



Head Ball Coach spiking his headset in disgust and a Carolina chick with literally no clue where she is or what’s going on after getting mentally piledrived by the Aggies.  Your 2014 Gamecocks.




Of course the newest greatest player on the planet will do that to you.  Kenny Football, reporting for everyone’s hype, here to steal your Heisman.




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An electrifying on field performance, an arrest before you launched in superstardom involving some minor misdemeanor on a night out…how’s your Instagram game?  What Halloween costume do you have planned?  Do you know Drake by any chance?




PS – I’m probably in the minority but I thought Tebow killed it at the SEC Network desk last night.  Spurrier impression was hilarious -