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Twins OF Chris Colabello Hits Homer While His Mom Is Being Interviewed In The Stands

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Apr 249:30AM EST

 

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Ahh nothing like making your parents proud.  Something the rest of the Barstool crew and I can relate to.  Probably why we love these stories so much.  First Evan Gattis (which is hands down the best ever).  Now Chris Colabello.   Smacking a home run for a Major League club in front of a packed stadium, writing a fire blog that gets like over 100 Facebook likes and 50 retweets, it’s the things that makes your folks know it was allllll worth it.

 

 

 

 

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Mallory from Texas Tech

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Apr 249:00AM EST

 

 

Introducing Mallory from Texas Tech.  Everything’s hotter at Tech.  The girls, the football coaches, everything.

Hey Lebron, Dare You To Drive On Josh McRoberts Again

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Apr 2310:11PM EST

 

 

 

 

 

Welcome to the Playoffs bitch.  The Bobcats live for this shit.

 

 

Hey where’s Birdman at by the way?  You want some more of this dude?

 

 

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It’s Josh McRoberts’ playoffs and we’re all just living in it.   (Score of the games/series not withstanding).

 

 

 

PS – Josh McRobs has really come a long way since Duke huh?

 

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From pussy pudgy white boy to Lebron destroying Jesus.

Lorde – Tennis Court (Flume Remix)

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Apr 238:30PM EST

Australia’s hottest star just flumed all over Lorde’s face on his remix of the New Zealand songstress’s first big hit, “Tennis Court.”  Coming off a ridiculously trippy video on the heels of the coolest electro meets rap mixtape you’ll ever hear, Flume does his thing, infusing his signature brand of crunchy electro goodness with Lorde’s sublime vocals on a track that’s about to rip a hole through the internet music scene.

Flume and Lorde, so Hot Right Now.  Flume and Lorde, so hot.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Megan from Ohio U.

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Apr 235:35PM EST

 

 

Introducing Megan from Ohio U.  Maybe most underrated school in the country.  Unreal parties and unreal smokes, a winning combination.

Sean Leon – Juice + Hey Pretty Girl With The Dirty Mouth

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Apr 234:50PM EST

Toronto’s newest star unleashes a next-level pair of tracks, dropping the video for his latest rap piece, “Juice,” alongside a fierce, deep punk rock cut on “Hey Pretty Girl With The Dirty Mouth.”

Download both songs here

Jerry Jones Wants To Draft Johnny Manziel If He Drops To The Cowboys

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Apr 234:15PM EST

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And this is why Jerry Jones is the most successful owner in all of pro sports.  Well not most successful if you’re talking about “winning” and “championships” and shit.   But when it comes to stuff that matters like headlines in the papers, top stories on ESPN, eyeballs on the TV screens and asses in the seats nobody does it better.   Got a quarterback that you just paid 108 million bucks?  Who gives a fuck.  Dude is 34 with a bad back.  Hasn’t won dick.   Take the most electrifying player in the draft, plug him in to the backup spot and sell a quadrillion t-shirts and jerseys.  Then when Romo gets injured Week 8 put him in and let him run rampant all over the Cowboys Stadium turf.  GENIUS.

 

 

 

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University of Pittsburgh Study Says Alcohol Mentioned In Top 40 Hit Songs Causes Students To Binge Drink

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Apr 233:40PM EST

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(^ drinking because Katy Perry told them to)

 

 

USA TodaySnoop Dogg’s “I Drink I Smoke” suggest he’s sipping on Patrón tequila ‘til it tastes like water — but are these lyrics encouraging college students doing the same?  A new study from the University of Pittsburgh finds a correlation between the number of times alcohol brands are mentioned in top 40 songs and the amount of binge drinking occurring among young adults.

Surveying 2,500 young people to see if they liked a selection of ten top 40 hits that mention alcohol, the results show that those who answered yes were also found to be three times more likely than their peers to drink — and twice as likely to binge-drink.

Only 8 percent of the 2,500 studied were able to recall specific brands mentioned in songs, but these people were even more likely to drink than the others studied.

David Jernigan, the director of the Center on Alcohol Marketing and Youth at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health, believes the number of alcohol mentions in songs are not accidental.

“Clearly companies are spending money on this kind of marketing. The most well known is P Diddy with his 100 million dollar contract with Ciroc,” says Jernigan.

 

 

So young people who like top 40 hits that are played at parties tend to drink more than people who don’t like top 40 hits?

 

 

 

I have a question.  Can we take every dollar, every cent, every gigabyte of computer space and every hour of manpower that goes into these scientific studies and surveys that we blog about and put it all into cancer research?  Or really anything that’s actually important?  Like if you’re at a university and you’re sitting down cooking up a survey and getting ready to pass it out around campus just stop for a second, think, and say hey, maybe I can contribute my time and effort in a more meaningful way?  It’s up to you what it is, just try something other than “college kids who party and listen to hot music drink a lot.  Probably more than kids who don’t like music or partying.”

 

 

And by the way if you think literally anyone listens to the lyrics of the songs at a bar or party and decides to start drinking because the singer told them too you are an astounding moron.

Rate Shabazz’s First Pitch At Fenway

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Apr 233:15PM EST

 

 

 

 

 

Not bad.  Not bad at all.  Solid first pitch outfit.  Confident on the mound.  Easy, smooth delivery.  Adequate effort.  Impressive velocity.  Only obvious problem was the slight bounce at the plate so we have to subtract a star but I’m going a solid 4.  4 stars.   Not easy to throw when you’re so god damn hungry.

 

 

 

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Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Dani from Arizona vs. Karin from Coastal Carolina

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Apr 232:30PM EST

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Dani from Arizona

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Karin from Coastal 

 

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1 for Dani…5 for Karin

 

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