Smoke Smash Entry Form

*First Name:
*Last Name:
Last name is just to facebook girl for permission.
Upload File
*School: Facebook URL:

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Peyton from TCU vs. Avery from Syracuse
Dec 182:20PM EST

Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 12.19.53 PM





Peyton from TCU


Screen-Shot-2014-08-19-at-3.07.14-PM Screen-Shot-2014-08-19-at-3.08.09-PM Screen-Shot-2014-08-19-at-3.07.22-PM Screen-Shot-2014-08-19-at-3.08.19-PM Screen-Shot-2014-08-19-at-3.07.44-PM



Avery from Syracuse










1 for Peyton..5 for Avery


1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Get Rich For The Holidays With The DraftKings $400K Flea Flicker Championship
Dec 182:00PM EST

Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 2.03.50 PM






Getting depressed thinking about the end of the football season.  Only one way to send it out with a bang – winning $50K in the DraftKings Flea Flicker championship this weekend.  Pay for all my Christmas presents and doorman tips.

$5 entry gives you a shot at $400K in cash prizes, 50K to first place.  Top 18,995 scores cash.  Just pick your lineup for the weekend games and you’re done.  It’s simple.


Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 11.40.21 AM



Contest Details:

-NFL $400K Flea Flicker Championship
-This is the biggest $5 entry fee league of the entire football season
-$400,000 in prize money, $50,000 to 1st place
-Top 18,995 fantasy scores win cash, with the chance to turn a $5 entry into $50K



Draft Kings is doing a league supporting Pete’s Plunge and raising money for ALS. Its called the “NFL $1K For Pete Frates Fund (ALS Research).” The way it works is that it’s a $10 entry, and all entry fees will be donated. DraftKings will pay out $1,000 in cash to 1st place, and some DraftKings swag to the rest of the top 10. There are unlimited entries allowed so they are hoping to raise some good money for the cause.



Clemson Football Sends Recruits Letters from Santa Claus
Dec 181:20PM EST

Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 10.59.06 AM

Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 10.58.59 AM




Haha, God I love Dabo.  Not just a great coach but also a recruiting genius.  Clemson Football about to scoop up every 3-8 year old talent in the god damn nation.  Just so long as they mind their manners and get all their chores done, the Tigers don’t need anybody from the naughty list messing up their locker room chemistry.


2025 National Championship.  Cue the music!





PS – Oh come on guys.


Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 10.59.40 AM



Supposed to be a magical reindeer, sounds like an officer in the German army or something.


Vanic x K.Flay – Make Me Fade
Dec 1812:40PM EST

Been seeing this song everywhere, finally gave in and listened, and holy shit is it hot.  And it’s a free download, come see me.

Problems We Can’t Relate To…2017 Hoops Recruit Knocks Himself Out Hitting Head On Backboard
Dec 1812:00PM EST

Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 11.14.20 AM




Fucking hate when that happens.  When I’m playing men’s league pickup and smash my face on the backboard going up for a block with my 46 inch vertical.   The 45 year old guys with Horace Grant goggles and 6 knee braces on always make so much fun of me for it.


Kid looks pretty good though.  Offers from Zona and Georgetown, ever heard of them?


Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 11.29.27 AM




h/t Lost Letterman

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Kid Named Bud Weisser Facing 7 Years In Prison For Breaking Into A Gas Station
Dec 1811:30AM EST

Screen Shot 2014-12-17 at 10.25.42 PM




FOX - A teen with a unique name turned himself in after making a run from the law.

Police say Bud Weisser, 18, snuck into the Exxon gas station in the 900 block of Lemay Ferry road at 4:30am. An officer on patrol saw a man climbing out of a shattered window in the convenience store. Police say they chased the suspect but he escaped.

A statement from St. Louis County Police states that investigators found evidence that linked Bud Weisser to the burglary. He turned himself in a few days later and submitted to a swab for DNA. The blood on the counter of the convenience store matched the DNA taken from Weisser.





Be more St. Louis than having the name Bud Weisser and getting arrested for robbing a gas station convenience store.  You can’t.  Have a worse Justin Bieber haircut.  You can’t.  It’s like this kid was created in a laboratory as a living breathing stereotype designed specifically for me to hate.   Ridiculous name, stealing from people and Bieber hair… basically a walking embodiment of everything that’s wrong with the youth of America.

5 Year Old Little Bro Sends UAB Cash Money To Save Their Football Program
Dec 1810:55AM EST

Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 9.30.49 AM

Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 9.31.01 AM

Screen Shot 2014-12-18 at 9.31.36 AM




Love this little guy.  Back when I was his age and I would get my weekly allowance I would sprint straight up to my room to hide that shit in a shoebox, hoard all my dollar bills and quarters together so I could go on the best candy and soda shopping spree ever.  This kid sticks it in an envelope and sends it to a school to try and save their entire football program.  Not even his favorite team, just wants those guys to have as much fun as his Buckeyes do.  Heart of gold.  Don’t ever change kid, don’t ever change.


Unfortunately I get the feeling UAB President Ebeneezer Scrooge immediately ripped it in half and set it on fire to light his cigar in his office as he counts all the cash he’s saving by not giving it to the football team.



The $11,000 Per Year Seamless Addict Girl Cyberbullied Me On Twitter Because I Tindered With Her Years Ago
Dec 1810:04AM EST

Screen Shot 2014-12-17 at 9.10.20 PM



KFC blogged about a young lady yesterday who was featured in the NY Post for her Seamless “addiction” that entails her spending $11,000 per year on food delivery from Seamless. The story was everywhere, including on BroBible, a site in which I know most of the guys since we worked for the same parent company for a year. Before KFC’s blog I saw theirs, replied saying I had Tindered with the girl in the article a while back and ultimately didn’t go out with her because she lived/worked in a land far away in Connecticut while I lived in NYC (though her location did indicate NYC…needless to say it’s a Tinder faux pas because most people aren’t traveling for such things). I also may have mentioned her obviously ample breasts because honestly it’s relevant to the conversation, like maybe you add a 10 mile radius per cup size, I don’t know what the rules are.


Screen Shot 2014-12-17 at 8.52.27 PM

Screen Shot 2014-12-17 at 8.52.57 PM

Screen Shot 2014-12-17 at 8.55.44 PM



Totally innocuous social media conversation with the Valley to Barstool’s Bayside. Fast forward hours later and I notice a bunch of mentions and a follow from a familiar face.



Screen Shot 2014-12-17 at 8.58.57 PM


Screen Shot 2014-12-17 at 9.00.39 PM


Obviously a bit of a shock when someone finds you talking something resembling trash about them but I guess you shouldn’t be surprised when people who willingly participate in news articles about how much sushi they order also search for anything mentioning them.


Screen Shot 2014-12-17 at 9.03.25 PM

Screen Shot 2014-12-17 at 9.07.25 PM

You’d think I would have learned about the danger of not @ing someone on Twitter when my boss was murdered in the street like one of Bruce Wayne’s parents a mere week ago but apparently not.



Screen Shot 2014-12-17 at 9.14.55 PM

Screen Shot 2014-12-17 at 9.16.12 PM

I’m correct. It’s a breach of etiquette to act like you’re in NYC and then ask me to drive (I don’t have or need a car) or take a train or bus like a poor person just for the opportunity to buy you a vodka soda and hopefully slip in an appendage or two. And you can tell I’m correct because at this point, it seemed like it became less about my mentioning Tindering with her, or her location, or the ampleness of her titties and more about guy sites objectifying women?


Screen Shot 2014-12-17 at 9.15.40 PM


And she’s right. Strong powerful women who give interviews about spending Haiti’s GDP on diner kale and have bios touting their appearance on a gimmicky Bravo dating show weeks before it’s even aired and chat up 30 Tinder dudes a day deserve to be treated better. They’re to be revered, not rated, because they’re not seeking our attention or validation for themselves or their sweet titties. So instead of me picking a fight on Twitter (Spags fighting on Twitter and Tinder in one blog…drink) let’s celebrate her with some photos from her Instagram and wish her all the luck in the world in the respectful and dignified world of seeking love on reality TV.





…playas fuck up.




Doris “Hot Sauce” Burke Just Crossed You Up and Broke Your Ankles Through The Computer Screen
Dec 189:35AM EST





Check out your girl Doris!   ANKKLLLEEESSSSS







Not bad handles for a knee length skirt and heels.   Who knew Doris was such a baller?


She attended Providence College in Providence, Rhode Island.[1] Sable was a member of the Providence Friars women’s basketball team, again as a point guard. There she was known as a tough-minded player.[4]

During her senior year, Sable led the Big East Conference in assists.[4] She was a second-team All-Big East player once and twice made the all-tourney team of the Big East Women’s Basketball Tournament.[3] As a senior in 1987[4] she was the college’s Co-Female Athlete of the Year.[3]

She left Providence as its all-time leader in assists[4] and as of 2012 was still second in that career category.[3] She was later inducted into the Providence College Hall of Fame[3] in 1999, the fifth woman so honored.



Doris Burke


Doris Burke

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Olivia from WVU
Dec 189:00AM EST

Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.27.42 PM



Introducing Olivia from WVU.  Take me hooomeeeeee….country smoooookessss….



Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.26.06 PM Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.26.20 PM

Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.26.25 PM Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.25.24 PM Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.25.31 PM Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.25.39 PM Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.25.49 PM Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.25.59 PM Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.26.15 PM Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.26.32 PM Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.26.42 PM Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.27.00 PM Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 2.27.11 PM