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Best New Music Of The Week From Calvin Harris, Drake, Dillon Francis, Taylor Swift + More
Oct 244:05PM EST


Calvin Harris, Drake, Ellie Goulding, Dillon Francis & T. Swift coming through for the biggest week of new music in 2014.

Click here to stream the best new music of the week


Homophobic Dude Swings At A Gay Guy In The Dallas Airport…Gets Taken Down By Group of Bystanders
Oct 243:51PM EST




Wait were those cops standing there the whole time?  Just hanging out watching this loose cannon redneck call this dude a fucking queer over and over again harassing him?  How about all the airline and airport employees standing around that saw and heard what the guy was doing and did absolutely nothing about it?  No big deal, we’ll just let the bystanders waiting to catch their flights take care of it, they got nothing better to do.

All I know is if I had to jump in and tackle some cornfed honkey and get my clothes all wrinkled and shit while a bunch of paid employees stood around doing nothing I’d be pretty bullshit.  As if traveling didn’t fucking suck enough already.




via Reddit

Tonight We’re Blacking Out In Worcester And Two Days Away From Blacking Out In Hartford
Oct 243:45PM EST




That’s right, tomorrow we’re going to be at the Palladium in Worcester Blacking the Fuck out and partying like there’s no tomorrow. The next day we’re heading to Hartford to do the same thing; round 2. These Blackouts are going to be insane! Tickets are almost gone for both shows and there is limited time left to buy them, so get your tickets while you still can!
Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)


Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

Mississippi State Drops Breaking Bad Themed Hype Video For The UK Game
Oct 243:20PM EST



Dak Prescott prediction:  900 yards passing 400 yards rushing 19 TDs.  Assuming he watches this in the locker room before the game.



Nobody does hype videos like Miss State.




Alabama Saturday Night Is The Roll Tide Life In A Nutshell
Oct 242:45PM EST



Fire song.   Even more fire cast of characters.  Never has a 1 minute and 49 second video more perfectly encapsulated a fan base, a football team, a way of life.


The Starting 5:



PG and Captain 


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Team Manager 



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The Air Force Waterboy Only Knows One Speed…Full Speed
Oct 242:15PM EST




Walking is for pussies.  Not even sure this bro knows how to walk to be honest.  Just full sprint full speed ahead everywhere he goes.  Don’t think the coaches don’t notice effort like that either.  Couple of wide receivers or special teams gunners go down with torn ACLs, who you think is getting the call up?



Red Lightning and Blue Thunder better watch their shit.








PS – Feel like a whole new generation of kids are going to grow up aspiring to be super intense waterboys instead of the actual athletes playing the game.  Combination of reading the blogs and the fact there’s a lot smaller chance you’ll end with CTE and wearing a diaper at age 50 being the dude who shoots Gatorade bottles between the bars of a facemask.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Dani from Arizona vs. Lanie from FSU
Oct 241:30PM EST

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Dani from Arizona


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Lanie from FSU












1 for Dani…5 for Lanie


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Lisa Ann On Her Relationship With Notre Dame’s Justin Brent: “It’s A MILF Revolution…YOLO”
Oct 241:00PM EST

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Sorry if some people are sick of hearing about Lisa Ann but this is easily my favorite story of the week.  Just so completely random.  One of the most famous MILF porn stars in the game going to sports games with a 19 year old Notre Dame wide receiver and tweeting out naked selfies.  Porn + sports + college football + selfies + YOLOs, it’s almost like the story was tailor made for me to blog about.


Also I don’t ask for much but a simple thank you from Lisa Ann would be nice, guarantee her video views have increased like 500% this week with all the times her name is getting dropped.




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Playlists From Barstool Bloggers Not Named Zollo
Oct 2412:20PM EST

For some reason this blog title is total clickbait.  I don’t get it.  Download the app.

Big Cat’s Surprisingly Cultured


Feitelberg’s Party In The USA (more from Feits)


kmarko’s Bangerflamez  (more from kmarko)


KFC’s White KFC  (more from KFC)


Nate’s 90′s Music Throwdown

90s music throwdown

CharlieWisco’s AIM Chat Room Bangers (more from CharlieWisco)

AIM Chat Room Bangers 2

Smitty’s Common Man Blues


Chief’s Gone Country (more from Chief)

Gone Country


Beardo’s 3 Scoops Of J3cked to the Face

3 Scoops Of Jack3d To The Face

Dude Sliced His Thumb Open And Now It Looks Exactly Like A Hard Dick
Oct 2411:40AM EST



Warning: This might be NSFW if you’re in an office and someone walks by quickly so here’s your chance to skip out on some hot thumb dick action and an incredibly awkward explanation.





According to the guy, he sliced his thumb on a grater while trying to make potatoes. But realistically, he’s probably just on some next-level fingerbang game. We’re all using index fingers like idiots while Mr Grumpy here is carving finger pee holes and putting on his own DP sessions without the awkwardness of having to look another man in the eyes while you simultaneously spray homoerotic regret on the same chick. Two dick chess while we’re all playing checkers.



It’s a HUGE Internet hardo move to comment on dick size — if we’re to believe the denizens of every subreddit, message board, and Twitter feed, everyone who’s ever posted a thought online is wielding a a python so big that it requires an entire blood bank to reach a full erection — but this description of the thumb dick is a booooold stance by this Buzzfeed blogger: