Smoke Smash Entry Form

*First Name:
*Last Name:
Last name is just to facebook girl for permission.
*Photo:
Upload File
*School: Facebook URL:

Arizona State Chick Just Chugging Fireball Out Of The Bottle In The ASU Student Section

http%3A%2F%2Fbarstoolu.barstoolsports.com%2Frandom-thoughts%2Farizona-state-chick-just-chugging-fireball-out-of-the-bottle-in-the-asu-student-section%2F
Aug 2912:00PM EST

Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 11.27.17 AM

 

FIREBALL

Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 11.34.01 AM

 

 

 

This is it.  This is the official symbol for Arizona State University.  Smokeshow Chugging Fireball Out of the Bottle In The Middle Of The Student Section During A Football Game.    Put it on the website, put it on the school flag, put up billboards on the stadium, erect a statue.  That’s everything right there.

Sure sure, the administrators can keep pretending their #1 focus is education and they’re an institution for higher learning blah blah.  That’s fine, I understand that, you gotta do what you gotta do as a professional.  Just saying, if you want to break the mold and be realistic and let people know what you’re really about, hot chick slamming Fireball in the crowd is all that needs to be put on display.  Smokeshows, partying, getting fucked up, and D1 sports.  ASU is bout it bout it.

 

 

 

An Escort Who Banged Josh Gordon Is Now Trolling Him On Instagram

http%3A%2F%2Fbarstoolu.barstoolsports.com%2Frandom-thoughts%2Fan-escort-who-banged-josh-gordon-is-now-trolling-him-on-instagram%2F
Aug 2911:10AM EST

jenna-shea-escort-josh-gordon

Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 9.10.15 AM

 

 

Bottom line: Josh Gordon is suffering some indignities here for sparking up that he shouldn’t have to. An overly stiff suspension for just being a dude who likes to smoke up on something that doesn’t help athletic performance AND getting put on blast by an escort to whom you pay OUTRAGEOUS amounts — from what I saw when Googling around last night, uh for blog research purposes only, up to and around $10,000 plus travel — as well? Just not a good week for a guy who led the NFL in receiving yards last year.

 

Anyway since I’m the marijuana advocate here on Barstool I’ve got my serious take on the Josh Gordon deal below. But first: Some NSFW photos of this Jenna Shea chick and her ginormous ass. She’s been rumored to bang James Harden and some other athletes for those big-time paydays, hell of a gig if you can get it. But at that hefty of a price tag? I mean I get the love of white chicks with big asses as well as any white guy can and I know these guys are rich and can afford to spend money on way dumber shit but you’re telling me they couldn’t find a reasonable facsimile who’d fuck for free? Maybe I’m just naïve but how good can not-famous pussy be that you’d drop a house downpayment on it? Blows my mind.

 

 

Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 10.00.12 AM

Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 10.00.44 AM

Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 10.02.32 AM

Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 10.03.33 AM

Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 10.02.01 AM

 

 

Her caption on that last one: “This is why I get money :) blessed to the max.” Poignant usage of “blessed” there. Some use it for love, family, or accomplishments, others celebrate their ass the size of Little Miss Muffet’s tuffet allowing men to bang them for money. To each their own.

 

 

As for my real take, Big Cat pointed out earlier this week that Josh Gordon’s suspension may be an overreach by the NFL but the rules are the rules in accordance with the NFL’s collective bargaining agreement. He’s right; the players did negotiate this deal so, unfortunately, they have to live by it. But in a year in which the NFL subjectively chose to give Ray Rice two games for knocking out his wife and dragging her unconscious body out of an elevator and also subjectively chose to not yet give Colts owner Jim Irsay any suspension for driving under the influence with hundreds of pills and $30K in cash despite reports of one coming for literally months now, maybe the NFL could have gone a little lighter on a ban for a guy who did something that’s legal in 20% of the United States right now and a major hot button issue domestically. They could have taken a stance, one that would have been well-received amongst a relatively disenchanted group of players who could probably use marijuana to subdue some of the pains they get from playing a violent game, and they didn’t.

 

 

(via Larry Brown Sports)

USC RB Anthony Brown Says He Quit The Team Because Coach Sark Called Him “All Types Of Fuck Words”

http%3A%2F%2Fbarstoolu.barstoolsports.com%2Frandom-thoughts%2Fusc-rb-anthony-brown-says-he-quit-the-team-because-coach-sark-called-him-all-sorts-of-fuck-words%2F
Aug 2910:45AM EST

Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 9.26.50 PM

 

 

TMZTMZ Sports contacted Brown to find out what the hell happened … and here’s what he told us:

“I called a meeting up with this disrespectful guy!!! He called me a coward, all types of f**k words.”

“He stereotype my mom and dad. like he belittle me to another level.”

“I just responded Yes Sir and No Sir!”

“Never been treated like that before!! Don’t Wish it upon anyone! That’s who he is!”

Brown says his issues with Coach Sarkisian hit a breaking point during a meeting with the coach on Tuesday. Brown says he walked into Sark’s office to talk about where he stood with the team (since he’s been injured) and was met with hostility.

“When I walked in the room he said, ‘You have the f**king guts to walk in here — coward.”

Brown continues, “The way he was talking to me … it was like a slave master talking to his slave.”

According to Brown, Sarkisian never used the N-word or any other racial slur … but feels the overall “tone” was racist.

Eventually, Brown says, “He told me to get the f**k out of his office.”

We reached out to Sarkisian and USC for comment — so far, no word back.

 

 

 

Wait so Coach Sark is a racist because he used the F word?  Is that how it works in Anthony Brown’s head?  If your coach curses at you and talks to you with an attitude he’s immediately picturing you as a slave and he’s your slave master?  Like he admitted there was no N word, no slurs, nothing overt, he just didn’t like his tone so he told everyone he was a racist?   So ridiculous.  And then to follow it up with an Instagram post like that and getting all these headlines out in the media combining “Sarkisian” with “racist”?   Unconscionable.   Is everybody on the USC football team just slowly losing their minds or something?  What’s in the water over there?

 

 

 

Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 9.26.28 PM

 

 

College Station Ashley Furniture Offered Free Furniture If The Aggies Beat South Carolina By More Than 10 Points

http%3A%2F%2Fbarstoolu.barstoolsports.com%2Frandom-thoughts%2Fcollege-station-ashley-furniture-offered-free-furniture-if-the-aggies-beat-south-carolina-by-more-than-10-points%2F
Aug 2910:15AM EST

Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 9.58.02 PM

Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 9.58.30 PM

 

 

Aggiesports - A signature victory in the opener against South Carolina would do wonders for Texas A&M’s football season, but it could also be a financial windfall for hundreds of Aggie fans who are about to spruce up their homes.

If the Aggies beat South Carolina on Aug. 28 by 10 points or more, the College Station Ashley Furniture HomeStore will write customers a check for the cost of any purchase made during its 12-day Kickoff Event, which kicks off Saturday and runs until Aug. 27, the day before the game. There is no minimum purchase necessary.

“You can buy just a sofa or a whole new living room,” said Chris Clark, director of marketing for the Wilks Group. “If the Aggies win by 10 or more we’ll cut you a check for the amount.”

Ashley Furniture HomeStore owners Mark and Cheryll Wilks felt this was the best way to be part of the preseason buildup.

 

 

 

Bet everyone is like “oops!  Talk about a backfire!  Sweet promotion you idiots!” talking about these Ashley Furniture husband and wife owners.  Picturing them sitting around in their #2 jerseys watching the game cheering as they take the lead…then the color slowly drowning out of their face as they picture all the armoires and storage ottomans they’re about to be shipping all over College Station.   But let’s not forget what we’re talking about here.  We’re talking about opening night in the SEC.   Your team featured under the bright lights on the shiny new SEC Network.  Facing off against the legend Steve Spurrier and his so-called great defense.   Trying to establish your dominance in the conference and prove there is life after Johnny Football.   Pretty sure these guys would empty their bank accounts and retirement accounts with a big smile on their face just yelling GIG EM! over and over again as the funds flew out the window.  That’s just how it works down there.  So don’t cry for Mark and Cheryll at Ashley Furniture HomeStore, they’re doing just fine with their 52-28 shellacking thank you very much.  Enjoy your leather sectional.

 

Vandy Loses Timeout For Having “Anchor Down” On Their Jerseys…Gets It Back When The Coach Shows Refs An Email From The League

http%3A%2F%2Fbarstoolu.barstoolsports.com%2Frandom-thoughts%2Fvandy-loses-timeout-for-having-anchor-down-on-their-jerseys-gets-it-back-when-the-coach-shows-refs-an-email-from-the-league%2F
Aug 299:50AM EST

Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 9.06.52 AM

 

Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 9.07.59 AM

 

 

 

 

CBSThe team was temporarily charged a timeout over their jerseys. Yes: the Commodores were temporarily charged a timeout over their jerseys. The issue? Vandy has printed “Anchor Down” in the nameplates, albeit in a semi-subtle shade of gray-on-black.

As we learned earlier this month when USF announced it would be wearing jerseys with “THE TEAM” across the nameplate (then announced it wouldn’t), teams other than service academies are forbidden from using words other than last names on those nameplates. The penalty for violating that rule: the loss of one timeout per quarter until the jerseys are removed.

And sure enough, at the start of the second quarter in Nashville, the officials announced that Vandy had lost a timeout. That’s when things got truly bizarre: ESPN reported that Vanderbilt had received an e-mail from Steve Shaw, the SEC’s coordinator of officials, approving the uniforms … and that Commodore officials were rushing to get a printout of the email onto the field and into the hands of the referee.

And yes, a moment later, Vanderbilt had its timeout restored.

 

 

 

It’s College Football season baby!  Didn’t take long for shit to get reallll weird.  Like something I’ve never seen in my entire life of watching sports weird.  Vandy trying to capitalize on the unique new uniforms trend to get some excitement going and blow up on social media…immediately getting docked an important timeout…then scrambling around trying to get an email printed out to show the refs they had permission.  Like they were in school trying to prove they had permission from a parent to go on the field trip or in the doctor’s office trying to show that their insurance said they would cover the co pay, except this was on the field, on national television, on opening night, dealing with jersey fashion.

 

 

Oh and another way you know college football is back is when brains start exploding all over the field.

 

 

CTE, meet Boise receiver.

 

The Rise Of Kenny Football…And South Carolina’s Opening Night Summed Up In Two Vines

http%3A%2F%2Fbarstoolu.barstoolsports.com%2Frandom-thoughts%2Fthe-rise-of-kenny-football-and-south-carolinas-opening-night-summed-up-in-two-vines%2F
Aug 299:30AM EST

 

 

Head Ball Coach spiking his headset in disgust and a Carolina chick with literally no clue where she is or what’s going on after getting mentally piledrived by the Aggies.  Your 2014 Gamecocks.

 

 

 

Of course the newest greatest player on the planet will do that to you.  Kenny Football, reporting for everyone’s hype, here to steal your Heisman.

 

 

 

Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 8.53.08 AM

 

Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 8.54.56 AM Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 8.55.27 AM Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 8.55.45 AM Screen Shot 2014-08-29 at 8.56.01 AM

 

 

 

An electrifying on field performance, an arrest before you launched in superstardom involving some minor misdemeanor on a night out…how’s your Instagram game?  What Halloween costume do you have planned?  Do you know Drake by any chance?

 

 

 

PS – I’m probably in the minority but I thought Tebow killed it at the SEC Network desk last night.  Spurrier impression was hilarious -

 

 

 

 

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Kelsie from UCLA

http%3A%2F%2Fbarstoolu.barstoolsports.com%2Frandom-thoughts%2Fbarstool-u-smokeshow-of-the-day-kelsie-from-ucla%2F
Aug 299:00AM EST

Screen Shot 2014-08-26 at 1.39.22 PM

 

Introducing Kelsie from UCLA.  Heads up everyone, it’s Friday before a holiday weekend, so cheer the fuck up and let’s do this!

 

Screen Shot 2014-08-26 at 1.39.30 PM

Screen Shot 2014-08-26 at 1.40.53 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-26 at 1.39.35 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-26 at 1.39.43 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-26 at 1.39.55 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-26 at 1.40.13 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-26 at 1.40.30 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-26 at 1.40.35 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-26 at 1.40.39 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-26 at 1.41.14 PM

Johnny Football Who?

http%3A%2F%2Fbarstoolu.barstoolsports.com%2Frandom-thoughts%2Fjohnny-football-who%2F
Aug 289:19PM EST

Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 9.14.11 PM

 

 

I’m no expert like Tim Tebow or Paul Finebaum on the SEC Network or anything but I think 74% passing for 452 yards and 3 TD against (what was supposed to be) a solid defense and the #9 team in the country is pretty good?   Kenny Football, a star is born.

 


 

Speaking of Finebaum, such a meathead.

 

 

Magic! – Rude (Zedd Remix)

http%3A%2F%2Fbarstoolu.barstoolsports.com%2Frandom-thoughts%2Fmagic-rude-zedd-remix%2F
Aug 288:30PM EST

Zedd’s fresh off a well deserved VMA for “Stay The Night,” and tonight the biggest little DJ on the planet unleashed his remix of the most unavoidable song in the world, Magic!’s “Rude.”

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Jackie from Florida Gulf Coast

http%3A%2F%2Fbarstoolu.barstoolsports.com%2Frandom-thoughts%2Fbarstool-u-smokeshow-of-the-day-jackie-from-florida-gulf-coast%2F
Aug 286:00PM EST

Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.29.27 PM

 

 

 

Introducing Jackie from Dunk City.   Incredible assets.

 

 

 

Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.31.50 PM

Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.29.37 PM

Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.29.43 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.29.56 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.30.10 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.30.49 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.30.54 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.32.03 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.32.10 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.32.14 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.32.27 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.32.32 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.32.37 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.32.44 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.32.51 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.33.01 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.33.13 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.33.19 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.33.36 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.33.41 PM Screen Shot 2014-08-28 at 1.33.47 PM