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The Viceroy #SmokeShowOfTheDay Contest Is Live. Vote Now!
Oct 245:00PM EST



“Girl with the most RTs at Midnight tonight wins $100. RT your favorite girl to help her out.

Also If you want to contribute as a Barstool viceroy email We are looking for people at every school


















Woman’s Fire Extinguisher Training Failure Is Everything Great About Life
Oct 244:30PM EST



I hesitated to watch this because how could it possibly live up to the promise of an upload suggesting “Woman fails extinguisher training.” But one of my rules of thumb is being all in on any video of a chick getting blasted in the face by a foreign substance. A man’s gotta have a code. And I’m glad I did because this video exceeded my expectations and then some. Just a full on “Yaaaahaaaaaaaeeeeeeeowwwwww” type of scream that only a strong independent Japanese woman being humiliated on video can provide. But she’ll get the last laugh on all of us; you and I see a fire extinguisher, she sees a way to the most efficient geisha makeup process available. Straight up rolling in yen for days.



As far as incompetence goes, I’d probably still take the incompetent Brazilian solder chick throwing a grenade though. Just something about almost murdering an entire platoon of Pele lovers with your ineptitude and girl arm that you have to respect.



Best New Music Of The Week From Calvin Harris, Drake, Dillon Francis, Taylor Swift + More
Oct 244:05PM EST


Calvin Harris, Drake, Ellie Goulding, Dillon Francis & T. Swift coming through for the biggest week of new music in 2014.

Click here to stream the best new music of the week


Homophobic Dude Swings At A Gay Guy In The Dallas Airport…Gets Taken Down By Group of Bystanders
Oct 243:51PM EST




Wait were those cops standing there the whole time?  Just hanging out watching this loose cannon redneck call this dude a fucking queer over and over again harassing him?  How about all the airline and airport employees standing around that saw and heard what the guy was doing and did absolutely nothing about it?  No big deal, we’ll just let the bystanders waiting to catch their flights take care of it, they got nothing better to do.

All I know is if I had to jump in and tackle some cornfed honkey and get my clothes all wrinkled and shit while a bunch of paid employees stood around doing nothing I’d be pretty bullshit.  As if traveling didn’t fucking suck enough already.




via Reddit

Tonight We’re Blacking Out In Worcester And Two Days Away From Blacking Out In Hartford
Oct 243:45PM EST




That’s right, tomorrow we’re going to be at the Palladium in Worcester Blacking the Fuck out and partying like there’s no tomorrow. The next day we’re heading to Hartford to do the same thing; round 2. These Blackouts are going to be insane! Tickets are almost gone for both shows and there is limited time left to buy them, so get your tickets while you still can!
Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)


Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

Mississippi State Drops Breaking Bad Themed Hype Video For The UK Game
Oct 243:20PM EST



Dak Prescott prediction:  900 yards passing 400 yards rushing 19 TDs.  Assuming he watches this in the locker room before the game.



Nobody does hype videos like Miss State.




Alabama Saturday Night Is The Roll Tide Life In A Nutshell
Oct 242:45PM EST



Fire song.   Even more fire cast of characters.  Never has a 1 minute and 49 second video more perfectly encapsulated a fan base, a football team, a way of life.


The Starting 5:



PG and Captain 


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Team Manager 



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The Air Force Waterboy Only Knows One Speed…Full Speed
Oct 242:15PM EST




Walking is for pussies.  Not even sure this bro knows how to walk to be honest.  Just full sprint full speed ahead everywhere he goes.  Don’t think the coaches don’t notice effort like that either.  Couple of wide receivers or special teams gunners go down with torn ACLs, who you think is getting the call up?



Red Lightning and Blue Thunder better watch their shit.








PS – Feel like a whole new generation of kids are going to grow up aspiring to be super intense waterboys instead of the actual athletes playing the game.  Combination of reading the blogs and the fact there’s a lot smaller chance you’ll end with CTE and wearing a diaper at age 50 being the dude who shoots Gatorade bottles between the bars of a facemask.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Dani from Arizona vs. Lanie from FSU
Oct 241:30PM EST

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Dani from Arizona


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Lanie from FSU












1 for Dani…5 for Lanie


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Lisa Ann On Her Relationship With Notre Dame’s Justin Brent: “It’s A MILF Revolution…YOLO”
Oct 241:00PM EST

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Sorry if some people are sick of hearing about Lisa Ann but this is easily my favorite story of the week.  Just so completely random.  One of the most famous MILF porn stars in the game going to sports games with a 19 year old Notre Dame wide receiver and tweeting out naked selfies.  Porn + sports + college football + selfies + YOLOs, it’s almost like the story was tailor made for me to blog about.


Also I don’t ask for much but a simple thank you from Lisa Ann would be nice, guarantee her video views have increased like 500% this week with all the times her name is getting dropped.




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