Broward - 2013 just hasn’t been Florida Atlantic University’s year. With James Tracy, professors stomping Jesus, and the naming rights handed over to a prison system, the school has just fielded one scandal after another.
And now we have “JERKING_BUD.”
Yesterday, police announced 40-year-old Seth Thompson had been arrested on charges of video voyeurism. According to the arrest affidavit, the employee, who worked in the library, filmed guys in the facility’s bathroom urinating and masturbating. He then posted the clips to porn sites under the JERKING_BUD handle, catchy little numbers with titles like “A college kid and his dad taking a leak at a public bathroom” and “My buddy jerking off in the stall next to me.”
Police were tipped off about the whole thing when a student allegedly caught Thompson paying him too much attention in the bathroom one day. Another student came up to the first a few days later. A 30-second clip had been posted on Pornhub.com of the student peeing, he was told. The crime was reported to police.
Fucking JERKING_BUD. Come on man. Have a little respect for the college life. Stuck in this library for 24 hours straight cramming for a final I didn’t go to one class for, shoving diet cokes and adderalls down my throat nonstop, funneling coffees, begging the nerds around to sell me their notes. Last thing I need during my 2 minute bathroom break is you filming piss coming out of my dick and uploading it to Pornhub. It’s just basic respect for a fellow human being.
Oh and for everyone wondering why so many FAU bros were jerking off in the library bathroom instead of just heading like 100 feet home and doing it in their dorm room, you’re obviously too old to remember living with roommates and/or getting sexiled. Privacy is a grind in college sometimes. Gotta take your self inflicted nut where you can get it. Just shit luck if you decide to do it while JERKING_BUD is on the prowl.