Old Man From ASU Brawl Says He Kicked Frat Bro In The Face Because He Was Protecting His Pregnant Daughter
“I really couldn’t understand a word he was saying, he just kept yelling OLD MAN”
“I am not a karate expert I watched a lot of movies”
“I’m not proud of this by any means but when some guy starts hitting himself in the head and screaming at me and getting into my bubble I go into defense mode”
Well there you have it folks. In case you were wondering who to root for in the infamous Old Man vs. Frat Bros scuffle at Sun Devil Stadium. Old dude just standing up for his pregnant daughter who was getting harassed by a wild pack of rude and out of control fratty douches like a valiant hero. Of course there’s always the little question of “can the old man in the student section of a college football game slamming bros in the face with the soles of his New Balance sneakers” be trusted? And also shouldn’t a pregnant chick like be at home resting and not thrust in the middle of a drunk rowdy student crowd at a big football game? But whatever, I’m willing to give old balls the benefit of the doubt. He’s earned it. Note to fellow patrons. Don’t get in his bubble. His bubble = off limits unless you want to be eating rubber.