May 20, 2013 - May 26, 2013
Introducing Cassie from Arizona. What a great way to end a Monday. Arizona smokes can always pick up even the worst day.
In the air as we speak flying back to NY after a long ass LA weekend. Want to get off the plane with 20 smoke submissions waiting for me. Names and FB links to firstname.lastname@example.org
“In Your Face You Longhorn Pussies” Video:
Boom! Texas getting southern style BBQ’d. To be honest, I thought the first video was embarrassing enough. Probably didn’t even need to pile on. When your 2013 preview is just Mack Brown basically apologizing for falling asleep at the wheel since 2009, you don’t exactly have A-1 hype up material.
I made this video in a desperate attempt to be accepted from the wait list at the University of Chicago. Let’s hope it works!
As much as I hate college employees I got to say, I respect the shit out of the U Chicago admissions department for not letting this squid in to their school. Seriously thanks for the video and the effort you put into it pal but if you don’t mind we’re going to continue letting people into our school based on like, their qualifications and shit, as opposed to their homemade music videos, if you don’t mind.
SB Nation- There is the Florida coaching staff, which is attempting to redefine the entire medium with a series of horrendous MS Paint-style photo edits complete with hashtags. Wyoming has joined in. Oregon State is in the mix. Then there is Georgia Tech. Specifically, Yellow Jackets offensive graduate assistant Preston Pehrson, who joined Twitter on January 30, mostly to troll snowed-in Northerners: That hashtag eventually morphed into something called “The Migration,” an attempt to lure recruits from the mid-Atlantic, upper Midwest and Northeast to Atlanta. Remember how Ed Orgeron told his Ole Miss staff that their planes did not fly north? Georgia Tech’s apparently go out of the nation’s most fertile recruiting ground to farm the snow-packed states.If it had remained Pehrson reminding potential Georgia Tech recruits that Southern cities have warmer weather than Northern cities, it would have remained annoying but innocuous. That, of course, was not good enough for Pehrson. He inevitably turned to that hot new recruiting tactic: Photoshopping.
Mark my words: 50 years from now people are going to look back at 2013 as the year that redefined the recruiting game. Mississippi State and NC State finally gave the ballers of the country the love they deserve, Rutgers basically stopped trying and it was still awesome, and Florida showed the world that they’re five years behind on pop culture. But I don’t know if anyone can touch @CoachPehrson. Dude is absolutely relentless. You think he cares that people might not want to go to a tech school with a 100:1 gender ratio and a Barstool intern no one has ever heard of? Fuck no. People liking nice weather + Hotlanta having nice weather=#TheMigration. Flawless execution.
Instagram straight flexin
Apparently no one has told Atlanta it’s not 2001 anyone
Coach loves him some Will Ferrel:
And perhaps his magnum opus:
99% of people on here have a 0% chance of watching a 17 minute video, let alone 2 on one post, but I know that last year a bunch of people ate these commencement speeches up so I figured I’d throw them up here real quick. Colbert at UVA and Workaholic bro at Wisconsin seem to be the 2 most popular. Not the Arizona Commencement Rave or anything but legit nonetheless.
Cali-based production duo Classixx released a new album Hanging Gardens a couple weeks back, and I’ve been addicted to the lead single ever since. ”All You’re Waiting For” is sexy synths and feel good vibes for days, a song that once it hits your ears, you won’t be able to stop playing until summer is through.
Check out Classixx on Soundcloud for more of their filthy nu-disco sounds.
That’s some pretty solid value retention. Apparently, it doesn’t even matter that some dude smashed your trophy like Gronk spiking a TD. The thing’s still worth six figures in a billion itty bitty pieces.
I’m pretty sure crystal wasn’t the best material choice for a football trophy. Who honestly thought that was a good idea? Could they have picked something more fragile to let a bunch of beefy football dudes carry around? Might as well hand over a commemorative card house in a wind tunnel every time somebody wins a championship. A college football trophy should make it out of something indestructible. Like rebar and Nokia phones. Sure it’s not as pretty. But you could drop the thing out of a plane during the flyover every Saturday and it wouldn’t even dent.