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Barstool College Football Roundup: Week 4

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Sep 2210:00AM EST

“What’s that?  It’s Monday morning which means time for the college football roundup?”

 

EXCITED-GEORGIA-TECH-FAN

 

 

Week 4 is in the books.  Do you think Jameis knows he is suspended yet or na?

 

 

 

Clemson gave it a good run and honestly should have pulled it out, but couldn’t make the big play.

Well except this one.

 

Two Vines to sum up Maguire’s performance.

 

 

“Oh my god I suck so bad how am I getting so lucky”  - professional lip reader.

 

Oh and get a load of this White Walker motherfucker.

 

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LSU goes down…here’s a metaphor for how that must have felt.

 

 

stomp.0

 

 

 

 

 

Play of the day was the cadet saving Reveille from disaster

 

 

Give that guy a medal.  Dogs > everything.

 

 

Gators may have lost to Bama but this guy is still winning life every single time he takes his shirt off.

 

 

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Iowa Football LOL.

 

ASSIST

 

 

Melvin Gordon had a good game…but Next Week did WORK.

 

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Savage flag throwing game from stripes.

 

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Louisiana Tech cheerleaders just like you know what?  Fuck it.

 

LT-CHEERLEADER-FAIL

 

ANKLESSSSSSS.

 

OW

 

 

Ahh the DX suck it…the universal sign of disrespect.  Perfect for any situation.

 

SMU-SUCK-IT

 

 

Not the best decision making but fuck it, big time players make big time plays and something they just don’t work out.

 

TULANE-FAIL

 

 

Eastern Michigan…they showed up. Bet the QB wishes he didn’t though.

 

 

 

Best flop…EVER.

 

 

 

I think the flooding of the stadium was the best thing that happened to Michigan all day.

 

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Utah QB probably won’t remember the win though.

 

 

 

 

Pwn.

 

 

 

This cracked me up.  Poor fat dude.

 

 

 

We’ll let Jimbo’s postgame locker room speech take us out.  Remember fellas, no cursing this week!

 

 

Let’s Start The Week Off With The Most Epic Motivational High School Football Post Game Interview Of All Time

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Sep 229:30AM EST

 

 

Holy shit.  Woke up today thinking it was going to be just another depressing Monday, time to cruise the internet for some Monday Morning Metaphor symbolizing how down in the dumps everyone was.  Little did I know the first thing I stumbled on would be the most epic motivational post game interview of all time.  Got a whole new lease on life now.

 

We’re gonna start slow this week, we’re gonna start slow ok?  But we’re gonna finish fast.  We’re gonna put our minds to it and we’re gonna finish fast.  Yeah the blogs might suck this morning, yeah we might have writer’s block, yeah we might have internet connectivity issues or computer malfunctions.  But we’re gonna  have guts and we’re gonna have an attitude and achieve everything we set our sights on.  Fire blogs, jaw dropping smokeshows, nonstop hilarity.  We’re gonna run through a motherfucking brick wall of internet humor thanks to Apollos Hester, wide receiver of the East View Patriots.  All it takes is that attitude.

 

 

 

 

 

Barstool U Monday Morning Smokeshow – Arianna from Alabama

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Sep 229:00AM EST

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Introducing Arianna from Alabama.  Roll tide!

 

 

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Barstool Beats Top 10 From Big Sean, Calvin Harris, Sean Leon, Elephante + More

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Sep 213:30PM EST

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Hits on hits on hits, as per usual.  PS that Tchami song is amazing.

Click here to stream the Barstool Beats Top 10

 

I Don’t Think Jameis Winston Has Any Idea What The Word “Suspension” Means

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Sep 208:22PM EST

 

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So fucking funny.  Jameis just pulling the old Costanza.  Show up to work and pretend nothing ever happened and maybe everyone just totally forgot.  Suspended?  What? Who?  Since when?  Leave me alone coach I’m warmin up!!   Got to say I respect the hell out of that effort.

 

 

 

PS – Jimbo’s face cracks me up every single time I see it.  ”Is this kid fucking serious right now?”

 

Rumors Flying Around Tally That Jameis Will Never Play Another Down For FSU

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Sep 209:27AM EST

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Reddit CFB

 

 

 

 

Sounds ridiculous at first glance obviously, but you never know with these rumors.  One second it’s some drunk guy on the FSU message boards at midnight stirring up shit, the next second it’s the top story on ESPN that Jameis Winston is kicked out of school for yelling fuck her right in the pussy.  I’ve seen crazier things happen.

 

 

 

 

PS – Let me just clarify real quick.  I don’t even like Jameis Winston.  He’s immature and naive.  He makes flat out dumb decisions CONSTANTLY.  He should have been suspended with rape allegations pending, he should have been suspended after actual run-ins and citations with police, should have been suspended getting caught stealing from a store.  My issue has been and always will be the fact that FSU was too cowardly to take stands on THOSE issues and buckled to public pressure on the stupidest instance of all as if all of a sudden they are super righteous.  My issue is with the talking heads and analysts who have been trying since day 1 to tie this into the rape story as if the phrase came out of nowhere from the mouth of a misogynist and wasn’t just a repeat of an internet meme by someone trying desperately to fit in and be funny.  If you want to say Jameis is a moron who thinks he’s above the law and needs to be taught a lesson by all means go for it, you’re probably right, there are just sooo many other examples to use that are better than a “fuck her right in the pussy” in the quad.

College GameDay Signs Live From Tallahassee

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The GameDay signs Live Blog is now live.  Will be keeping it updated for the next hour, send good ones to @kmarkobarstool.  Fuck Mark May.

FSU Doubles Down…Suspends Jameis For The ENTIRE Clemson Game

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Sep 1911:25PM EST

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Live look in at me right now.

 

 

 

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What the FUCK is going on around here?  Am I the only sane person left on the planet?  Am I the only person who knows that a 20 year old  kid repeating an internet meme in the middle of campus with his friends is not a big deal?   Suspending a college kid for being a college kid?  So stupid.  So so so stupid.  Hope FSU loses by 50 fucking points and the team never recovers and goes .500 and Jimbo Fisher gets fucking fired.

 

 

 

PS – The initial suspension was absolutely unbelievable but at least I got over it and could live with it.  But coming back a few days later after completely buckling to uptight idiot talking heads and analysts and adding more to the punishment to make it more severe?  Never seen a pussier move in my entire life.

 

 

 

Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Lindsay from UNC Charlotte

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Introducing Lindsay from UNCC.   Have a good one everybody!

 

 

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Barstool Viceroy #SmokeShowOfTheDay Contest Is Live. Vote Now!

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