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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Autumn from North Carolina

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Sep 305:30PM EST

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Introducing Autumn from North Carolina.  Thing about me – got a HUGE thing for girls in American flag bikinis.

 

 

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Belle Knox Critiquing Her Own Porn Videos is Interesting On Several Different Levels

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Sep 304:50PM EST

Skip to 2:20 for the porn watching and self-criticism

 

 

The video above is part of a five-part documentary on Belle Knox, the Duke student turned porn star who is seemingly none too popular around these parts. I initially thought the whole thing being wrapped in the cover of “Porn ruined my life, lol jk I’m working at PornHub, no I love porn it’s super feminist” was a series of odd and disingenuous tactics. But I kind of don’t hate her in this. I don’t think she’s the sexiest woman in porn, probably not even the top 50 if we’re being honest, but she rode that gimmick to more name recognition than anyone else in the industry and handled it about as well as you could hope a girl in college would approach such a bizarre situation. I personally find it to be genuinely impressive that this little non-descript Jewish chick is somehow the most popular performer on all these free porn sites, no matter how she got there. Can’t knock the hustle.

 

 

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Whether you find her hot or not, if this moment above didn’t make it move a little, you might need to rethink your sexual preferences. Any woman who appreciates a good baby batter bath deserves some respect.

 

 

PS How great of a sales dude must the FacialAbuse site recruiter be? Hard to imagine spinning an aspiring porn chick into that being your maiden voyage but somehow that guy did it. That’s a man with no need for the Glengarry Glen Ross leads for sure.

 

 

(via @DavidCovucci)

Best Albums of 2014: July-September Edition

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Sep 304:10PM EST

After getting the January-March and April-June editions exactly right, obviously had to hit you with a part 3.  Check out the best albums of the last 3 months below, or head here to browse them all.

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P.P.S. Click titles to stream entire albums.

Jeezy – Seen It All

 

Banks – Goddess

 

PartyNextDoor – PartyNextDoor 2

 

Porter Robinson – Worlds

 

Alt -J – This Is All Yours

 

La Roux – Trouble In Paradise

 

Yung Lean – Unknown Memory

 

Travi$ Scott – Days Before Rodeo

 

Raury – Indigo Child

 

Diplo – Random White Dude Be Everywhere

 

Wiz Khalifa – Blacc Hollywood

In Just 24 Days We Will Be Blacking Out In Worcester And Hartford; Get Ready To Get Wild

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Sep 303:45PM EST

 

We’re gearing up for two of the biggest and wildest Blackouts of the year. October 24th, we will be taking over the Palladium in Worcester, and the next day we move on to destroy the Webster Theatre in Hartford. As always, all former Smokes get in for free. Tickets will sell out, get them while you still can.

 

Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

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Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

Auburn Drops A “Can I Kick It?” Alabama Diss

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Sep 303:30PM EST

 

 

 

So cold blooded.   Dropping a viral diss track like this right in the Tide’s face so long after the fact.  Just as everyone is finally putting the pieces back together, got a new season with an undefeated record and a new #1 ranking to hang their hat on.  And here comes War Eagle lighting a bag of poop on fire right on their doorstep just to fuck with them.

 

I would say it was a regular season win that happened a year ago and it’s probably time to get over it, but you and I both know that’s not happening.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

h/t DJ

Mike Leach Says Humans Will Be Extinct In 10 Years Because Of Text Messaging

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Sep 303:00PM EST

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Mike Leach.  Now there’s a guy that got his time in the spotlight cut way too short.  I mean he’s still trying as hard as he can to kick shit up from way over in Washington and get his crazy stories and quotes out there, but it’s just not the same.  Needs to be in Texas, in the heart of it all, locking kids in storage sheds and dropping epic locker room rants and delivering savage post game pressers and mid game interviews.

 

No better time than a rainy Tuesday morning for a nice little trip down Mike Leach memory lane and his top 8 life moments….

 

1) Fat Little Girlfriends rant

 

 

2) Dating Tips

 

 

 

3) Long ass Baylor rant

 

 

 

4) Somebody took our lunch money

 

 

 

5) Mike Leach does the weather

 

 

 

6) Mike Leach the Eagle Scout and Pine Cone War soldier

 

 

7) Mike Leach says Lubbock is so savage he can’t guarantee other teams won’t get scalped

 

 

 

8) Mike Leach in Friday Night Lights

 

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Nikki from URI vs. Chaffin from ECU

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Sep 302:10PM EST

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Nikki from URI 

 

 

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Chaffin from ECU

 

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1 for Nikki…5 for Chaffin

 

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Yes There Is A Taken 3…Yes It’s Called “Tak3n”…And Yes The Trailer Looks AWESOME

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Sep 301:30PM EST

 

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Lot of people will say Citizen Kane is the best movie of all time.  For my money it’s Taken, but whatever, we’ll leave that for the Roepers of the world to argue about.   And yes Taken 2 was maybe one of the biggest disasters to ever hit a movie theater screen, will fully admit that.  But I’m not being even 1% sarcastic when I say that Taken 3…excuse me, Tak3n…trailer looks absolutely en fuego.  Like “must see on its release day” type fuego.  Switched up the plot enough to keep it fresh and not stupid, added Forest Whitaker, Liam Neeson looks as badass as ever….can you say Oscar bait?  I can, and it’s pronounced “tayk-three-n.”

 

 

 

PS – Need more Maggie Grace running.

 

 

 

Aer – Whatever We Want (Remix ft. Dizzy Wright)

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Sep 301:00PM EST

Aer team up with Dizzy Wright for a fresh remix of their party smash “Whatever We Want.”

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Chick In Yoga Pants Humping The Shit Out Of A Pond At A Festival Seems Like An Awesome Time

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Sep 3012:15PM EST

 

 

Get it girl! The rail thin dude all messed up to her right seems like he’s not fulfilling her needs well enough so you might as well go after a body of water in the hopes of getting a little something out of whatever MDMA-based high she might be riding out. Not necessarily the kind of girl you marry but definitely the type who’d wreck your dick better than anyone else at TomorrowWorld might, possibly literally given how uncoordinated she seems. Probably what happened to Trey Burke’s periscope dick, actually.

 

 

What’s the hotter move: The hair toss or the seemingly endless booty shake?

 

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Not even sure if that’s a good ass or not when the yoga pants come off but it doesn’t even matter. When you’ve got a wobble like that, I’m all in.

 

 

(via Uproxx)