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Michigan Chose Brady Hoke Over Kevin Sumlin 4 Years Ago Because He Wasn’t A “Michigan Man”

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Oct 11:50PM EST

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I don’t know how many people know this, but when Dave Brandon was interviewing to replace Rich Rod, one of the guys he actually interviewed was Kevin Sumlin. And he turned down Kevin Sumlin and ended up taking Brady Hoke, the Michigan guy. And I can’t imagine too many Michigan fans are thrilled now that they know that that was the decision that was made … [Sumlin] was one of the guys they considered, and they didn’t want … Not a Michigan guy, though, and they wanted the Michigan man.  -Bruce Feldman

 

 

This is one of those hindsight is 20-20 type situations obviously.  I mean back in 2011 Kevin Sumlin wasn’t the Kevin Sumlin he is today and was coming off a 5-7 season.  Brady Hoke had Michigan ties, did big things at Ball State, took San Diego State to a 9-4 record.  And Hoke was a huge hit to start off.  Michigan won some big games, Hokemania ran wild.  10 win season. Won a BCS Bowl Game.  So to sit here and look back and criticize is kind of unfair.

But whatever, fuck it!  It’s 2014 now, we have the hindsight, it’s 20-20 as fuck…we can shit all over Dave Brandon and Michigan for making the worst choice ever.  Hey Brandon, Kevin Sumlin, ever heard of him?  Just the second coolest coach in the country who made A&M a powerhouse and churned out a Heisman winner. Oh what’s that, you can’t hear me over the riots going on in your front yard?  I SAID KEVIN SUMLIN IS THE MAN AND HOKE IS A LOSER GOOD CHOICE MORON.

 

 

 

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Joey Bada$$ – Get Paid

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Oct 11:10PM EST

With his debut album on the way, Joey Bada$$ drops off some fresh retro vibes on his latest single entitled “Get Paid.”  I like this one very much.

This New Orleans Shot Girl Seems To Be Working Extra Hard For That Tip

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Oct 112:15PM EST

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New Orleans, go big or go home. The photos, taken by some Reddit dude on a bachelor party, show everything great and awful about New Orleans in one moment. Yes it’s nice that you can have some chick in Daisy Dukes with a tramp stamp diving headfirst into your crotch with just a crappy house plant as cover. At the same time, call me old fashioned, but I think a man should earn a woman bobbing for apples on his dong through hard work, combinations of vodka and soda, and a little bit of elbow grease. Maybe I’m just a romantic like that.

 

 

Unfortunately, the dude in the bro tank seemingly isn’t actually getting blown — merely paying an adult woman to drink sugary shots out of his fly — but the girl is still pretty classy in her own right:

 

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New Orleans: Jazz, great food, and women serving alcohol to already deeply intoxicated men out of their vaginas. These are the subtleties of culture that David Simon just doesn’t teach you on Treme.

Does This Look Like The Face Of A College Kid Arrested For Jogging While Intoxicated?

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Oct 111:45AM EST

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TSGA college student was arrested last night for jogging while intoxicated, Pennsylvania police report.

James Finan, 21, was spotted “jogging alongside Rte. 378 without any light” around 1:30 Sunday morning, according to a Lower Saucon Township Police Department report. Finan attends nearby DeSales University, where he is a business major.

According to cops, “vehicles were observed to take defensive measures to avoid Finan” as he ran alongside the roadway.

When cops confronted Finan, he reportedly smelled of booze and was unsteady on his feet. A subsequent Breathalyzer registered the collegian’s blood alcohol content at .19, more than twice the legal limit (when you’re behind the wheel).

 

 

Holy shit cops, make up your mind.  Do you want us to drive drunk or not?  I mean all I’ve heard about for the past 10, 20 years is how horrible drunk driving is.  Countless ads, campaigns, billboards, commercials over and over and over again. Buzzed driving is drunk driving.  They’ll see you before you see them.  You drink, you drive, you lose.   Constantly assaulting our senses with how fucked we’ll be if we get caught driving drunk.   So all that ad money and government money finally pays off and we get the message and stop getting behind the wheel…and this is how you play it?  Start going after kids jogging to the bar with a .19 buzz on?  Jesus.    We can’t drive drunk, bike drunk, golf cart drunk, skateboard drunk, scooter drunk.  Now we can’t even fucking run drunk.  It’s basically Prohibition all over again.

 

 

 

PS – I’m just assuming he was running to the bar or a friend’s house or something.  Nobody is psychopath enough to get hammered then go like fitness jogging right?

That OSU Kid Who Ran On The Field And Got Bodyslammed By The Strength Coach? He Just Lost His Full-Ride Engineering Scholarship

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Oct 111:15AM EST

 

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Dispatch - The attorney for an Ohio State University student who ran onto the Ohio Stadium field during a football game on Saturday night said yesterday that his client has lost his full-ride scholarship because of the incident.

Anthony J. Wunder, 21, hit the field in the second quarter of the game between the Buckeyes and the Cincinnati Bearcats. He was quickly tackled by former OSU linebacker Anthony Schlegel, now an assistant coach for the Buckeyes.

Wunder, a Cincinnati resident, was hauled off the field by Schlegel and security staff members, and the resulting photo and video quickly went viral.

The mechanical-engineering student waived his first court appearance on a criminal-trespassing charge yesterday. His attorney, Mark Collins, entered a not-guilty plea on his behalf and asked for a jury trial.

Collins said that Wunder was told yesterday by the Evans Scholars program that Wunder has lost his scholarship with the program. Collins also said that Wunder is no longer living in the Evans Scholars house. Collins, however, said that Wunder remains enrolled at Ohio State. He is a fourth-year student in a five-year engineering program, Collins said.

 

 

Wow, little bit of an overreaction there huh?   I thought punishments were supposed to be lenient at Urban Meyer schools?   Yes it’s unbelievably stupid to run on the field.  You obviously know there are going to be serious consequences that you’ll have to deal with.  But messing with a kid’s whole future over it?  Going after his education?   Pulling his scholarship and kicking him out of the Scholars house?  I mean I think a few nights in jail, court dates, court costs, and a shit ton of fines is enough for drunkenly running on a football field.  He’s got a mug shot out there, he’s got a criminal trespassing charge, he’s no doubt got PISSED off parents to deal with.    Plus are we just completely forgetting he got fucking Rock Bottomed through the turf and dragged off the field by the scruff of his neck?   Is that not time served right there?  Humiliated across the internet and most likely suffering from no less than a grade 2 concussion.  At least leave him with his engineering scholarship.

This GIF Pretty Much Sums Up The Hong Kong Riots

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Oct 110:40AM EST

 

 

via TrippingFrogRider – So this just happened during the protest in Hong Kong.

 

 

 

 

We want democracy!  We want democracy!  We wan ahhhhhhhh I’m too old for this shit.

 

 

 

 

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UCF Coach George O’Leary Allegedly Told Coaches Only To Recruit Black Players With Blue Gums Because They Are Bigger, Faster, and Stronger Than Those With Red Gums

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Oct 110:10AM EST

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USA TodayFormer University of Central Florida defensive coordinator Paul Ferraro accuses UCF football coach George O’Leary of explosive racist remarks in a breach of contract lawsuit filed in circuit court on Friday.

The suit alleges that O’Leary used a derogatory word for African-Americans and called the NFL “one big ‘Ru-Ru’ tribe.” The suit also alleges O’Leary once advised coaches to check African-American players “to make sure their gums are blue, because they are bigger, faster and stronger than (African-American players) with red gums.”

Grant Heston, UCF’s vice president for communications and marketing, told USA TODAY Sports by email Monday evening: “UCF is an inclusive and diverse institution and our investigation shows that these claims are without merit.”

 

 

George O’Leary with some (alleged) next-level racism right here!  I mean I’ve heard a lot of racist jokes/stereotypes/generalizations in my day, but I’ve definitely never heard that black players with blue gums are bigger faster and stronger than black players with red gums.  Certainly never heard of a coach telling his assistants and scouts to specifically recruit based on it.  And I also don’t think I’ve ever heard “Ru Ru Tribe” before either?  Is that one popular amongst the bigot crowd?  Learn something new every day.

Speaking of stereotypes though, an old white dude named George O’Leary is pretty much the exact person I would expect to hear something like this from.  Like if you want to learn a new type of racism you weren’t even aware of yet,  68 year old white Irish dude is where to go for it.

 

 

PS – Old caucasian guy with pink gums =  likely to lie and excessively pad their resume.   I know that one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Michigan Students Rally Against AD Dave Brandon

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Oct 19:30AM EST

 

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How much does Dave Brandon fucking HATE Brady Hoke’s guts right now?  Few days ago he was just another AD secretly searching for a new head coach and going about his day to day business.  Then Hoke’s dumb ass had to put an unconscious kid with a broken leg into a football game and next thing you know thousands of college kids are on your doorstep screaming at you to get fired.  Sucks for him so bad.  I don’t care how mentally tough you are or how much you pretend to not give a shit, having a lawn full of people yelling that you suck and need to lose your job is a shot to the old self esteem.  Yeah I’m sure he was expecting to take some heat for the horrible hire of a guy who has done 0 to improve the program despite having 4 years to recruit his own guys and set up his system, but not to this extent.   Seriously thanks Brady you fat donut eating motherfucker.  Maybe at your next gig you’ll have a heart for the guy who hired you and not put a kid who looks like a propped up Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s into a football game.

 

 

PS – How about this guy?

 

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Bro this is a football rally, we’ll worry about that shit later. Stop confusing everybody.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Emily from Tennessee

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Oct 19:00AM EST

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Introducing Emily from UT.  Lot of talent down there, not nearlyyyy enough submissions.

 

 

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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Autumn from North Carolina

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Sep 305:30PM EST

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Introducing Autumn from North Carolina.  Thing about me – got a HUGE thing for girls in American flag bikinis.

 

 

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