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Kevin Durant Gets Brunch With Justin Bieber…Are We Seeing A Heel Turn Before Our Very Eyes?
Jul 239:30AM EST



Umm what’s up with Durant now?  Always been the nicest, quietest, most polite guy in the NBA.  A true fan favorite.  An incredibly humble guy who kept his nose to the grindstone.  The guy who delivered the “You the real MVP” speech to his mom.  Universally likable.  Now?  Now we’re seeing a few warning signs.


First it was the obnoxious comment about being richer and more famous than everyone.




Now brunch with Bieber.



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From bad to worse.   What’s next?

Seriously what’s next, that’s a legit question, I honestly don’t know what’s worse than brunch with Bieber.  I think that’s the apex.  Shoveling eggs benedict down your throat listening to the Biebs talk about himself then mean mugging for his Instagram.   Horrible look. That fuckboy definitely ordered fruit and yogurt with granola too.


Probably fucking Westbrook’s fault somehow.   10 bucks say he set this reservation up.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Kristen from Ohio U.
Jul 239:00AM EST


Introducing Kristen from Ohio.   Bobcats in the house.

Abigail Ratchford Cockily Shitting On Instagram Haters Makes Me Love Her Even More
Jul 227:26PM EST



There have been a fair amount of Abigail Ratchford blogs on here before and with good reason. Chick’s got an insanely beautiful face and wielding the type of cannons that’d bring a tear to Napoleon Bonaparte’s eyes. And obviously both those traits are incredibly noteworthy. But on an Internet full of insanely attractive women and even more warthogs who can trick a man’s eye like a gypsy in a Stephen King book, that alone isn’t enough to stand out.


That’s why I love the absolute cockiness of Abigail Ratchford posting a four-panel photo of herself without makeup on along with a full NBA summer league depth chart of crying emojis to remind the haters what’s up. Oh what’s that, other chicks? You’re naturally beautiful, too? Here’s one panel with me in bed with tits out for the boys, just to remind you I’ve got those as backup. Shot across the bow to all the other naturally pretty women out there who can’t leisurely slinging boulders big enough to chase Indiana Jones into a jungle full of natives.



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There’s an even brighter side: Abigail is dating some kid named Jamie Iovine. Not some chiseled adonis or even an incredibly brilliant businessman, just a random bro like any of us, possibly even dorkier because he loves pro wrestling and posts videos of himself in Ultimate Warrior facepaint and even hung a WWE Championship belt above the couple’s TV. Only difference is he gets to post photos like this:



Oh and his dad is multimillionaire producer and mogul Jimmy Iovine, one of the co-founders of Beats which was just acquired by Apple for $3 billion and that connection gets them backstage at Avicii concerts and trips to an insane Malibu beach house and probably playing Yahtee with Snoop Dogg and god knows what else. But THAT is the only difference between you and him. Just find an old white dude named Mr. Drummond to adopt you and it’s a dead heat.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Shahana from Cal Poly
Jul 225:45PM EST



Introducing Shahana from Cal Poly.  Was going to save this for Friday but thought people might need a Tuesday pick me up.  Think we may have a top 10 all-timer right here.

Jeremih + Shlohmo – No More (Free EP)
Jul 225:00PM EST


Jeremih & Shlohmo dropped off their new EP “No More” and it’s just about the hottest thing I’ve ever heard. Stream a couple tracks from the project below get ready for the some of the eeriest and sexiest R&B imaginable.

Listen to the full EP here

Listen to the full EP here

Penn State Kappa Alpha Theta Bringing The Happy Valley Thunder
Jul 224:25PM EST














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Want to see your sorority repped on the Stool?  Send Tumblrs and Instagrams to and we’ll feature it some point during the week. 











































Chicks Confess Their Wildest Bachelorette Party Stories
Jul 223:45PM EST



Wait what the fuck?  I was told this would be wildest confessions.   Not sure how this loser snuck in here.  Hey honey, go fuck your friends or go home ok, you’re ruining the vibe.


Let’s get to some good ones…


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A drunken hook up is understandable, expected even.  But sober morning fingering?   That’s next level lezzy shit.



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You say it like it’s a bad thing. Sorry for partying?




Umm ok bitch?



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Do it anyway.  You won’t.



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Question for you two above…was this male stripper wearing a gigantic stuffed bear head?  If so do you know the date it will be uploaded to Youjizz?  Asking for myself.






And there you have it for this week in chicks being sluts.  Want to check out more or leave your own, head to the Whisper app and get to posting.

Alexandria Morgan Jogging In A Strapless Bra Is An Instant Heartstopper
Jul 223:20PM EST


Alexandria Morgan is one of those Internet model chicks on the rise and with good reason. She’s not a MySpace photo angle beauty queen like some of the closet heifers on Instagram and she’s got an insane body most girls would sell their first born into sex slavery for. Basically, she’s the perfect chick to get me to watch a video from some watch company I’ve never heard of and forgot the second I x’d out of YouTube.




This is the thing ol’ slobbo Kate Upton doesn’t get: This Alexandria Morgan chick is as pretty as her in the face, if not more so, she doesn’t look like she needs to have a golf ball pulled out of her by George Costanza when she’s lying down on a lounge chair, and she even resembles Kate Upton enough that she could be play her in a Lifetime movie about how she ruined Justin Verlander’s baseball career and drove him to murder.


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Alexandria Morgan RSVLTS Photoshoot

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The fact that this chick lives in NYC and often posts photos at places I’ve walked past earlier in the day actually destroys my soul. Would it kill just one borderline supermodel to give me advanced notice when she’s going to appear somewhere so I can install a trap door set up a Wile E. Coyote catapult wish her continued success and excellence throughout the rest of her career?


(photos via @alexandriatothemax, RSVLTS)

LSU Freshman Football Player Punches Through Glass Window In Weight Room After Fight With Girlfriend…Severs His Bicep Down To The Bone
Jul 222:55PM EST

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NOLALSU freshman defensive tackle Trey Lealaimatafao suffered a serious arm injury when he punched a glass window in the team weight room, LSU sports information director Michael Bonnette confirmed to

Sources who were present said Lealaimatafao, a four-star recruit from San Antonio, Texas, was upset about a disagreement with his girlfriend, and punched the window between the weight room and indoor practice facility. The sources said the glass “tore through” Lealaimatafao’s bicep and they could see the bone underneath.

“It was horrific,” said one witness. “Horrible to see.”

He was immediately taken to an area hospital and is being treated for the injury, Bonnette said.  One source said Lealaimatafao may have completely severed his bicep and he faces a lengthy recovery.




Fucking chicks bro.  They’ll fuck you up in the head. Got say though I do love this guy’s positive attitude.  Oh I just severed my bicep and tore through all the muscle down to the bone?  All good, learning experience.  Always good to learn things every day.  Today was: don’t punch through glass windows.  Because when it breaks the stuff it’s made out of is very sharp.   And that sharp stuff will cut your arm off, and arms are important for football players.  Jot it down in my iPhone notes and we’re on to the next day full of life lessons.


Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Jenna from Bryant vs. Susie from MSU
Jul 222:15PM EST

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Susan from MSU



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1 for Jenna…5 for Susie


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