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Video Of Massive West Virginia Football Locker Room Brawl Emerges

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Oct 212:15PM EST

 

WVU football locker room turns WWE Wrestle Mania

 

 

 

 

Clickbaited the fuck out of you with that headline. Pageviews 101.  Sup Buzzfeed?

 

 

Haven’t watched wrestling since I was 11 but got to imagine West Virginia football just put out a better product than the real life WWE with this locker room match.

 

 

 

 

 

RAW and Smackdown don’t have shit on Morgantown.

Adam Sandler Is Making Movies for Netflix, Dropped An A+ Quote That Sums Up What To Expect

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Oct 211:30AM EST

Yahoo – Snagging one of the world’s best-known Hollywood stars, Netflix has signed a deal to make four feature films with Adam Sandler as the streaming service continues its empire building and moves into producing original movies that bypass the usual theatrical release.

Sandler’s Happy Madison Productions will work alongside Netflix in developing the yet-to-be announced titles, which will premiere exclusively in the nearly 50 countries where Netflix operates. It’s a significant move for Sandler, a longtime denizen of the Hollywood studio system — a system wedded to playing films first in theaters, not in the home. He’ll both star in and produce the Netflix projects.

“When these fine people came to me with an offer to make four movies for them, I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only….Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks,” Sandler said in a statement.

 

 

And people say Adam Sandler lost his fastball. I went directly to the rhyming thesaurus I used in my ill-fated early 00s hip hop career and confirmed that what he said is true: Netflix does, in fact, rhyme with Wet Chicks. Not only is he HILARIOUS but he’s dropping rhymes AND I’m pretty sure that fit the basic criteria of iambic pentameter, too. Just next level genius coming to the streaming device nearest you.

 

 

I guess there’s not much denying that Adam Sandler’s been churning out festering piles of animal feces for the last decade or so but maybe this’ll reinvigorate him to be actually funny again? Or is comedy like baseball and when you lose your fastball, that’s it? I’m torn because as with anyone alive during his initial breakout, I want to see him do something good again besides a cameo on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

 

 

Bonus! Official Adam Sandler movie ranking:

 

1) Billy Madison

2) Happy Gilmore

3) Big Daddy (UPSET CITY BABY)

4) The Waterboy

5) Mr. Deeds…I guess. I think a case could be made for 50 First Dates because that’s a perfectly acceptable movie for girls as well.

 

 

I haven’t watched it in a while but I can’t imagine Waterboy has aged well with his stupid baby talk voice. Meanwhile Big Daddy has all that emotion and the kid killing it all movie. Perhaps a controversial choice but I’ll stand by it. Meanwhile, Billy Madison wins the overall list on the strength of Norm MacDonald and Chris Farley’s inclusion alone. The scene with the stripping study easily puts it over the top. Sorry for your bad luck, Shooter McGavin.

 

 

Modern Family Stars Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet Crash A Kansas State Frat Party…Take Selfies With Couple Having Sex In Pike House

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Oct 211:00AM EST

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That time you were banging a chick you met at a frat house party and the two stars of the biggest comedy on TV barged in and took selfies with you…talk about a great college story for you to take with you for the rest of your life.   As if getting laid wasn’t enough, you also end up with pretty much the best Instagram picture imaginable.    Cheek to cheek with the gay dude from Modern Family with the scent of Natty Ice and latex in the air.  That’s one for the mantle.

 

Kevin Sumlin and Johnny Manziel Went To A Rick Ross Party In Miami Last Year…Rapper Says Sumlin Was A “15 Out Of 10″

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Oct 210:15AM EST

 

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“Kevin was like, ‘Yo man, I’m a big fan of you guys, MMG. I’m a big fan of Ross’”

“He was having a good time.”

“He was the one who made me say, ‘Okay, it’s time to turn up in here.’”

 

 

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Of course Sumlin was the life of the party.  Dude just oozes coolness.   You don’t sign guys like Kenny Trill  and the rest of the gang that has you 5-0 and #6 in the country without being able to turn up in the club with Rick Ross.  Just wondering what the NCAA has to think about all this?  Think they’re formulating their new investigation that they’re going to completely botch as we speak?  Too many real significant issues in college sports lately…time to jump into whether Kevin Sumlin violated any rules by going to a Miami club with his quarterback to get turnt with a bunch of gangsta rappers.

 

ROSS.

 

 

Matthew McConaughey Gives Pump Up Speech To Texas Longhorns

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Oct 29:30AM EST

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Alright alright alrighttttttt….It’s like, football mann….

 

Bringing in McConaughey for a pump up speech right before the Kansas game last weekend…surprised it was only a 23-0 shellacking.  Dude is on some kind of roll right now, absolutely everything he touches turns to gold.   Poor Charlie Weis never stood a chance.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Felicia from Eastern Washington

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Oct 29:00AM EST

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Introducing Felicia from Eastern Washington.  First EWU smoke ever?  Hottest EWU smoke ever?

 

 

 

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Download The Best Free Songs of The Last Month For Free

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Oct 18:30PM EST

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Basically Christmas in October.  Step your library game up with freebies from Travis Scott, Raury, Elephante, Aer, Tchami and more.

Click here to download the best free songs of the last month for free

 

Who’s Ready To Black Out In Hartford And Worcester, October 24th And 25th?

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Oct 18:00PM EST

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We’re ready to Blackout in Worcester the 24th and Hartford the 25th, and you better be too. The Smokes are going to be out and wild and we know that the Palladium and the Webster theatre are going to be insane. Tickets will sell out so get on this while you still can!

Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

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Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

Barstool U Hump Day Smokeshow – Katie from Nebraska

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Oct 15:30PM EST

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Introducing Katie from Nebraska.  Happy Hump Day indeed.

 

 

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Mom Films Video Of Her Little Daughter’s Insults And The Kid Straight Up BURIED Her

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Oct 14:50PM EST

 

 

I hate little kid videos usually because they’re so self indulgent for the parents but holy shit is this lady’s daughter BRUTAL. Just calling mom ugly in 100 different ways, saying her stomach looks like a bagel and that her fat flabby mom arms make clapping noises when she waves them, absolutely vicious. This kid is slinging insults at a 10th grade level so well that we should hire her to start up Barstool Pre-K. Probably a good idea to avoid a boy blogger there, though, just a hunch.

 

 

Also what was up with the random tit shot in there?

 

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I was already on Team Shitty Little Girl even before seeing this but jesus clean it up, Mom. Could have really lived without that one thrown in there for no reason. I’m trying to enjoy your child publicly spitting in your face here, no need to sling those flapjacks at my face to confuse the matter further.