It’s good to be back! Week 1 is in the book and that can only mean one thing, everybody’s favorite college football blog on the entire internet has returned. Going to make it a little more organized and formatted this year, let’s jump right into it with no regard for human life like a bunch of Baylor students.
The Top 10…
1) Florida State
Number one team in the country looked a little rough around the edges coming out of the gates. Luckily Jameis was around to do Jameis things and get it under control. Almost forgot how good he is.
Don’t sleep on that OK State QB though. Dude was pretty electric. Well, except for this crushing, game losing fumble.
PS – Red Lightning mixing it up in the middle of a brawl, would you expect anything less?
Another top team, another struggle to kick off the season. In a nutshell:
Hard to put on the blame on them though, with the plays they had to go up against:
Bear Bryant himself would find it kind of tough to coach against a team with a mustachioed blogger going tits out for the boys.
Don’t tell Clint Trickett they lost though. After throwing a 1 yard pass to the flat on 4th and 11 to close out the game, all he could think about was trying to smash out Kristen Saban…again.
Didn’t watch, this shit is on too late for me, but it looks like nothing but Golf and Yoga kept Mariota’s head on straight and focused on nothing but the Heisman.
Easy win, easy action in the stands. Great start.
5) Ohio State
Unimpressive and flat and, no matter what the final scoreboard says, squeaking by Navy. Life post- Braxton might be a lot tougher than everyone thought.