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December 2, 2013 - December 8, 2013
In The Wake Of The Jameis Winston Case TMZ Asks Former College Athletes: “Did You Ever Run Train On Girls?”
TMZ - Jameis Winston’s teammate Chris Casher — the witness who told cops JW didn’t rape his accuser — also told police he and the FSU quarterback would often share chicks sexually … and TMZ Sports has learned, that kind of teammate relationship is shockingly common at colleges across the country.
In the police report, obtained by TMZ, cops say Casher stated that when he went into Jameis’ bedroom during his sexual encounter with the accuser, he also asked “if [she] would engage in sexual activity with him as well.” Casher explained that kind of situation had happened in the past with other women they had brought to their apartment.
We made some calls to a BUNCH of athletes (pro and collegiate) who all told us essentially the same thing — teammates joining forces to have sex with women at the same time is EXTREMELY COMMON.
One source, who played football at a Big 10 school, tells us, “Running trains happens all the time, sharing girls one after the other.”
We also spoke to an athlete who played in the MAC … who says, “Team threesomes were a good bonding experience. I had a few, but it happened all the time with teammates.”
One former college superstar put it another way — “I used to f**k so many hos and after I was done with her, a b*tch will let everyone else up in her. I mean, of course!”
So, why is group sex so prevalent among college athletes?
As one player put it … there were ALWAYS groupies offering to hook up with players at the same time. They loved being connected to the football team. And the guys would do it because they felt comfortable around each other and because it was available.
Most of the players we spoke with included this nugget as well — the teammate group sex thing basically STOPS once you get to the pros.
As one source said, “Boy, I tell you … them college hos better than the NFL hos.”
Love the dude who answered this dead serious that running train was a good bonding experience for teammates. Working hard on the practice field, eating lunch together, learning plays together, Eiffel Towering a ho. No better way to get closer to your brothers than simultaneously putting your penises inside the same groupie. Of course the guy who got a little more animated about how man hos and bitches he fucked was awesome as well but for my money it doesn’t get any better than the MAC guy rewriting the handbook on how to develop team chemistry through train running. Classic MACtion right there.
PS- Pretty good assignment for this TMZ “reporter” to draw yesterday. Take a day off from stalking Kardashian’s fat ass around town and getting your ass kicked/camera broken by Kanye to sit in the A/C and call athletes to get their most awesome groupie fuck stories.
Hipster porn 101 right here. Still kinda rattled Chance doesn’t have a verse, but you can’t say it’s not catchy as balls.
P.S. If it’s asking for a password, it’s ”12.10.13SIXTY”…not really sure what’s going on with that, still waiting for a text back from Bino.
World premiere of the AC Blackout video + Spring Semester tickets on sale now. What a day for people who love to fucking party.
Get em while they’re hot, these Northeast shows sell out in no more than 24 hours and you don’t want to miss what we have lined up for you next year…
1/30 – New Haven, CT – Toad’s Place (TICKETS ON SALE NOW)
1/31 – Providence, RI – Lupos (TICKETS ON SALE NOW)
2/21 – Hartford, CT – Webster Theater (TICKETS ON SALE NOW)
2/22 – Worcester, MA – The Palladium (TICKETS ON SALE NOW)
2/28 – Trenton, NJ – Sun National Bank Center (TICKETS ON SALE NOW)
Ah Kaylee, so young, so naive, so new to the world of sideline reporting. Probably didn’t even cross her mind that the second she said she was waiting for someone to give her the jackhammer that horny mofos around the country would Vine it and upload it to Youtube and email it to a blog. So sweet and innocent to think people would take it as some casual Keg Of Nails lingo and not instantly visualize jackhammering you sexually. Kind of precious and super hot.
Former Florida Senator Al Lawson Jr. Was Having The Time Of His Life At The State Attorney’s Presser
Oh man, I haven’t seen people laughing this hard about rape since Prez’s interview on Inside Edition. I’ll tell you what though, this is far from being Al’s fault. If anything it’s State Attorney Willie Meggs fault for having the crispest delivery on the block. Like this guy is genuinely hilarious. Great stage presence, sporting the half smirk the entire time, the dry wit, the southern drawl, all of it is just perfect for this stand up routine/press conference. Then I fucking just lost it when he the one reporter with the “well why don’t you tell us about your girlfriend” line at the 1:20 mark. Third degree burn straight to the grillmax.
What were these reporters really expecting? You can’t just lob softball after softball down the middle and expect Willie to not knock a few out of the yard. That’s just what he does. And before all the feminists of the world come out of the woodwork and flip out over this, remember something- We are laughing at the fact that he DIDN’T rape this girl. So we are laughing at non-rape. And if laughing at rape is the most disrespectful thing that you can do, that would make laughing at non-rapes most respectful thing that you can do, right KO Barstool?
In all honesty this is probably the single most disrespectful thing you could do right? Just two polar opposites of human beings. A figure of peace and love revered the world over, and the overpaid scumbag cheater who fucks bodybuilders. Blasphemous.
PS – I heard Nelson Mandela has a framed piece of art depicting himself as half man half centaur in his bedroom. True story.
Heisman hopes over, undefeated season hopes over a longg time ago, only one thing left to play for. The starting quarterback job for the Houston Texans. Not a bad gig…good weather, cool stadium, couple of offensive weapons around you. Plus if you only throw 3 pick-sixes it will be considered a massive upgrade. Set up to succeed from the start, eat your heart out Geno!
Introducing Brittany from Texas Tech. Happy Friday. Let’s wrap this shit up and cruise into the weekend.
Just some light Thursday night legal reading to shed some light on some other sides to the story. Yes this is what I have been doing all day. Reading affidavits and 86 page police reports. Pretty sure I’m basically a lawyer at this point but don’t worry I’ll stick around and stay a blogger for the time being.