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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Parisa from Oakland University
Nov 205:30PM EST

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Introducing Parisa from Oakland U. better known as the pride of Michigan.



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Dude Getting Knocked Unconscious By A Slap From A 50 Cent Lookalike Has Definitely Been “Faded On Sight”
Nov 204:50PM EST



The sound the guy makes when he gets slapped unconscious, that beautiful sound!



This guy got bitchslapped so hard that he turned into a furry George Lucas alien for a second, just amazing. On some level I feel bad for the guy because he was clearly in a no-win spot; the 50 Cent dude had made up his mind before the video even began that he was going to beat this kid down in some way, shape, or form. So instead we get 30 seconds of the slapee talking where he toes the line between delaying the inevitable and still trying to act tough. Let that be a lesson to you all out there: There is no such thing as a “friendly fade.” When you get faded, you get faded on sight. That’s the way it goes.



I’ve seen enough of these videos to know that dudes in a fight love repeating the same catchphrase over and over again but I kinda felt for 50 Cent repeating “night night, night night” over and over again because he just expected the dude to be up and alive much faster. Put it like this, when a guy starting a fight bursts into song with Iggy Azalea over your lifeless body, he’s strugggggggling for material to keep looking tough. So you might say our Ewok buddy here who got slapped out of his jacket won in that respect.

Elephante – Shake The Earth (ft. Lyon Hart)
Nov 204:35PM EST

Elephante has been dazzling us with his remixes for the past year, and now dance music’s brightest young star hits us with his massive debut single, recruiting Lyon Hart for a thumping progressive house beauty by the name of “Shake The Earth.”

Click here for FREE download of “Shake The Earth”

DraftKings World’s Largest Fantasy Football 50/50
Nov 204:20PM EST

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We’re back this week with another shot at winning some cash on DraftKings with the World’s Largest Fantasy Football 50/50.  If you’ve never played a 50/50 it’s simple.  All you have to do is place in the top 50% of players and you double your money.  That’s it.  Just be better than half of the people playing and build your bankroll to enter some bigger tournaments with huge prizes. I guarantee I’ll be not only the top half but probably win the whole thing with the streak I’ve been on lately.



-World’s Largest Fantasy Football 50/50

-$100K in Guaranteed Prizes

-11,112 total entries, top half all double their money




Confessions From Horny Girls Who Ruined Their Friends’ Relationships
Nov 203:50PM EST




And people think true love is dead? Another heartwarming and uplifting collection of the best confessions from girls proving to you that having a girlfriend is the worst thing ever.  Pretty much guaranteed to cheat on you, just consider yourself lucky if it’s not with your best friend.


Fucking chicks dude.  For more revelations or to leave your own anonymously check out the Whisper app here.  It’s like Barstool Confessions on steroids.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Lexie from Purdue vs. Taylor from ECU
Nov 203:15PM EST




Lexie from Purdue










Taylor from ECU 


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1 for Lexie…5 for Taylor


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Tammy the Auburn Fan Calls Into The Finebaum Show…War Damn Eagle
Nov 202:50PM EST



Need a bare knuckle boxing match between Tammy from Clanton and Phyllis from Mulga and I needed it yesterday.




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And I need Finebaum officiating it.  Nobody is walking out of that ring alive.  Not with Alabama and Auburn pride on the line.




When White Boy Hustle Goes Wrong Starring Creighton’s Toby Hegner
Nov 202:30PM EST







Hilarious.  Such a classic white boy pointless hustle move.  And as a fellow former hoops player looking for playing time surrounded by much bigger and more talented players trust me, I respect the hell out of it and know exactly where Toby is coming from.  Did he have a shot in hell in actually grabbing that ball in bounds?  Of course not, that’s not the point.  Coach wants to see you diving head first into the crowd and getting doused with a 16 ouncer so that’s what you do. Hustle points times a trillion.

Blake Bortles Reportedly Broke Up With Lindsey Duke Because She Was Googled More Than Him
Nov 202:00PM EST

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Daily MailBlake Bortles, a rookie quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars, split with his long-time girlfriend Lindsey Duke ‘a few months ago’

During the draft Duke’s name mustered six-million results on Google and Bortles search championed just 225,000 results

‘Apparently she is more of a household name than I am and there’s nothing I can really do about that,’ said Bortles of Duke

A Florida NFL quarterback has revealed he has split with his blonde high school sweetheart after she became even more famous than him during the NFL draft.

Blake Bortles, a rookie quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars, ended things with his long-time girlfriend Lindsey Duke a few months ago after six million people Googled her during the combine compared to only 225,000 searches for him.

The beautiful, blonde model was profiled on ESPN and has since seen a surge in her online following to rival that of her NFL bound beau.


BSO – Blake Bortles Dumps GF Because She Was Googled More Than Him




Is this story 100% bullshit?  Absolutely.  Ok well maybe not 100%, 99.5% should cover it.  I guess there’s a chance he broke up with one of the hottest chicks on Earth because she was Googled more than him.  Some people just have an ego like that, need to be the most popular one in the room.  But I’m going to go out on a limb and say they broke up for some normal, real world relationship reasons like fighting too much, not spending enough time together, maybe just getting sick of each other and deciding to move on.  However I’d be remiss if I didn’t at least mention the rumor and, more importantly, have an excuse to post more Lindsey Duke Instagram pics!



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^^ the most recent ones…savage post breakup Instagrams right there


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That’s how a smut blogger does it right there!


Mary J. Blige + Disclosure – Follow
Nov 201:30PM EST

We haven’t heard from Disclosure since they remixed Pharell and Jay-Z’s classic “Frontin” earlier this year, but the British brothers and budding superstars have been hard at work in London producing for the lovely Miss Mary J. Blige, and you can’t hate that one bit.

Side note, I fucking LOVE Mary J.  One of my most listened to artists of all time.  Voice of an angel.