November 24, 2014 - November 30, 2014
SportingATL - The MayorOfBuckhead just tipped me to two of the greatest URL redirects in the history of the internet. I’m not even going to spend any time setting these up for you. The two links below speak for themselves.
It’s funny because the Georgia Tech nerds are insinuating that UGA students are dumb and are only qualified to work at McDonalds and Wal Mart. Kind of insulting to McDonalds and Wal Mart employees IMO. Typical high horse Tech move. We get it, you can build cars and shit.
I’ll take this lifestyle any day of the week:
Extra jam packed installment of chick picks for all your thanksgiving eve partying needs tonight. Preview some of the dancefloor jams here and get the full lineup on beats. If you’re not pregaming with these songs tonight I’m pretty sure you’re not even pregaming at all.
You give people from other countries McDonald’s breakfast for the first time, fine. But if you’re from this country and you willfully ignore McDonald’s breakfast, one of few universally beloved things we have in America, it’s an absolute fucking disgrace. Like there have been famous movie scenes about the struggle of the McDonald’s breakfast not being available:
To not have had a McDonald’s breakfast in your life, even if it’s just one of the hash browns, what the fuck are you even doing? But at least that one chick is Australian and open-minded while the other chick is just a regular weirdo based upon her never eating syrup. But this guy Zach is just an absolute monster. Critiquing everything in his poorly sized purple shirt that looks like it was taken from a Persian guy at a club (in fairness, big time upset he’s not wearing a white undershirt beneath it), making his little snarky remarks with faces like this:
Honestly I can’t handle it. This week has been mentally taxing enough, Zach, I just didn’t need to see you and your poor man’s Nick Kroll existence right before a holiday. I’d wish bad things on him but if there’s one thing I know about McDonald’s breakfast, the sweet grease will take its own revenge on his weak pasty body, unsullied by the artery clogging nectars he took in for a shot at viral video fame. Is there anything McDonald’s breakfast can’t do?
What’s the only thing better than football on Thanksgiving? Winning $100K while you watch it. Yup the DraftKings Wishbone Classic is a Thanksgiving only one day fantasy football contest with first place of 100K. 600K prize pool. Stuff your fat face with turkey, plop on the couch and watch the cash roll into your account. Just set your lineup for the one day of games, for example mine from last week:
-$600,000 Wishbone Classic Fantasy Football Contest
-Thanksgiving special contest
-Draft 1 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 1 TE, 1 FLEX, and 1 DST from the Thanksgiving NFL games
-Choose your players from the Bears vs. Lions, Eagles vs. Cowboys, and Seahawks vs. 49ers games
-$20 to enter, $100,000 First Place Prize
-Top 5 places all win 5-figure prizes and top 8,150 places cash out
-Thanksgiving Day Only.
Hottest dance in the internet streets right now. I call it the “Putting In One Future One and Done NBA Superstar I Paid $100K In A Duffle Bag To Sign With Me For Another Future One and Done NBA Superstar I Paid $100K In A Duffle Bag To Sign With Me” boogie. Can’t wait to bust it out at my next bat mitzvah.
That awkward moment when you think you’re about to throw down the ESPY Play of the Year then switch to #1 Not Top 10 in the blink of an eye. Reminds me of me “trying to dunk” every layup line for my entire career.
Love the bench. White boy celebration…ACTIVAT awww shit did he just blow out his ACL?
And ICYMI last night: a real highlight.
CNN’s Jake Tapper Confirms His Status As Whitest Dude Alive In Ferguson With His “Burn This…MF’er…Burn This…Bitch Down”
Ahhhhh Jake! My virgin ears!! WTF man? Ever heard of self censorship?? It’s called keeping it tasteful for your viewers. I didn’t flip on my 48th straight hour of violent deadly race riot coverage featuring people bleeding on the street and businesses engulfed in flames to be mentally disturbed by your offensive language. Next time just use code words or hand signals or something to hint at what you’re talking about please.