Awwww fuck The Chainsmokers know how to send the kid into the weekend.
Awwww fuck The Chainsmokers know how to send the kid into the weekend.
Boobs! This video plus the upcoming smokeshow is EXACTLY how to send it into the weekend.
h/t Jason for the boobs
I know that these hype videos are usually Kmarko’s territory but I saw this one and thought that it was legit. Baylor’s been sitting at the big boy table for the past few years of college football, so it makes sense that they’re upgrading from the 60+ year old Floyd Casey and getting a quarter of a billion dollar stadium. That’s just how things work in Texas.
Here are some shots of the new stadium. I’m not quite sure why, but architecturally cool sports complexes give me the weirdest boner you can imagine.
So yesterday we tweeted out that we are officially looking for Barstool Brand Ambassadors on campuses across the country. Boots on the ground at virtually any major school from coast to coast to spread the Stool, get parties organized, plan events etc etc. If you love Barstool and want to see it grow on your campus then now’s your chance. All details are below…
WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR:
The plan is to hire ONLY one student from each major campus. You will be Barstool’s point of contact for your campus.
This person should be interested in one or more of the following fields.
Marketing, Journalism, Social Media, Event Planning, Sales, Photography/Videography.
This person should have a good feel for what Barstool is.
This person should have a good feel for what goes on at campus each day.
If I ask you where do we get the best pizza at Ohio State I expect you to know. If I ask where does everyone go on Thursday nights at Michigan I expect you to know. If you don’t know an answer I expect you to know a person who does know the answer and call me back.
We want is person who is highly motivated on their own.
We want is someone who wants to spread what Barstool is throughout campus. This could be done a million different ways. Events, Parties, Tailgates, Viral campus videos etc.
We will get together, discuss ideas, and we will supply you with tools you need to be a success. You want to throw a Barstool Branded Pool Party at Arizona State? Want to do a Barstool Smokeshow calendar for girls at Miami? We will help make it happen.
We want someone on the ground covering huge events (video and pictures) at there school (Big sporting events, Big parties, Spring weekends, etc)
WHO CAN APPLY:
Male and Female students who are currently Freshmen, Sophmore, or Juniors at every major campus across the country.
WHAT DO YOU GET:
Association with the biggest and baddest website on the planet. Resume building: “Brand Ambassador for Barstool Sports the fastest growing website in the world”. You will also gain knowledge and experience in the various fields of sales, marketing, journalism, social media, blogging, event planning etc.
IF STILL INTERESTED PLEASE FILL OUT THE QUESTIONNAIRE BELOW AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU
Last week was such a bitch. Actually had a real solid lineup but ended up in the 300s because of all the motherfuckers with Josh Gordon, Eric Decker and Alshon. Just goes to show how you got to pick good players and also get a little bit lucky and also it would help that your defense not get torched by the fucking Texans. Thems the Fanduel breaks.
Anyway only a few of these left so if you haven’t cashed in yet now is your chance. Just pick a team for Sunday and Monday’s games then kick back and watch. Top 70 players will get cash delivered to their Paypal by the next day. It’s that easy. And yes I plan on dedicating about 20 manhours to research for this week because it’s “tip the doorman” season and I’m short on cash.
1. $25,000 in prizes
2. $4,000 for 1st, $2,500 for 2nd, $1,500 for 3rd
3. Prizes down to 70th place
4. $50 entry
SLATE- When the Ivy League announced in the summer of 2011 that it would limit contact in football practices to minimize head trauma in athletes, the move was unprecedented. Since then, concerns about the long-term effects of concussions have bubbled to the surface of public discourse. But as researchers and policy makers know, concussions aren’t only a danger in football—in fact, football isn’t even the sport in which they present the greatest risk, at least in terms of frequency.According to a National Academy of Sciences report released last month, field hockey, lacrosse, soccer, wrestling, ice hockey, and basketball have all proved about as dangerous or more so than football in recent years.
So we’re going to go ahead and chalk this one up to girls overreacting, correct? I don’t think there is even an alternative choice. Who does this study think they are fooling? The only thing that this chart did was confirm my belief that girls complain more about absolutely everything.
Just look at how the concussions are more than double for softball as they are for baseball. Or how women’s soccer and basketball are way in front of their male counterparts. Ice hockey is being annoying and decided to be a fucking anomaly and a half so I’m just going to ignore those stats for the sake of my argument (foolproof trick to winning any argument, by the way, just ignore the facts you don’t like).
But regardless, of course these field hockey girls are going to whine the most about concussions, girls are the best at whining. You know what guys are the best at? Playing through the pain of aggressive head trauma, strapping on that helmet, chasing the glory, and then inevitably shooting themselves and everyone they love with a sawed off shotgun. That’s what being an athlete is all about.
TMZ - Jameis Winston’s teammate Chris Casher — the witness who told cops JW didn’t rape his accuser — also told police he and the FSU quarterback would often share chicks sexually … and TMZ Sports has learned, that kind of teammate relationship is shockingly common at colleges across the country.
In the police report, obtained by TMZ, cops say Casher stated that when he went into Jameis’ bedroom during his sexual encounter with the accuser, he also asked “if [she] would engage in sexual activity with him as well.” Casher explained that kind of situation had happened in the past with other women they had brought to their apartment.
We made some calls to a BUNCH of athletes (pro and collegiate) who all told us essentially the same thing — teammates joining forces to have sex with women at the same time is EXTREMELY COMMON.
One source, who played football at a Big 10 school, tells us, “Running trains happens all the time, sharing girls one after the other.”
We also spoke to an athlete who played in the MAC … who says, “Team threesomes were a good bonding experience. I had a few, but it happened all the time with teammates.”
One former college superstar put it another way — “I used to f**k so many hos and after I was done with her, a b*tch will let everyone else up in her. I mean, of course!”
So, why is group sex so prevalent among college athletes?
As one player put it … there were ALWAYS groupies offering to hook up with players at the same time. They loved being connected to the football team. And the guys would do it because they felt comfortable around each other and because it was available.
Most of the players we spoke with included this nugget as well — the teammate group sex thing basically STOPS once you get to the pros.
As one source said, “Boy, I tell you … them college hos better than the NFL hos.”
Love the dude who answered this dead serious that running train was a good bonding experience for teammates. Working hard on the practice field, eating lunch together, learning plays together, Eiffel Towering a ho. No better way to get closer to your brothers than simultaneously putting your penises inside the same groupie. Of course the guy who got a little more animated about how man hos and bitches he fucked was awesome as well but for my money it doesn’t get any better than the MAC guy rewriting the handbook on how to develop team chemistry through train running. Classic MACtion right there.
PS- Pretty good assignment for this TMZ “reporter” to draw yesterday. Take a day off from stalking Kardashian’s fat ass around town and getting your ass kicked/camera broken by Kanye to sit in the A/C and call athletes to get their most awesome groupie fuck stories.
Hipster porn 101 right here. Still kinda rattled Chance doesn’t have a verse, but you can’t say it’s not catchy as balls.
P.S. If it’s asking for a password, it’s ”12.10.13SIXTY”…not really sure what’s going on with that, still waiting for a text back from Bino.