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Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Alexa from Coastal Carolina vs. Taylor from ASU

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Oct 312:00PM EST

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Alexa from Coastal Carolina

 

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Taylor from ASU

 

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1 for Alexa…5 for Taylor

 

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California University Cancels Saturday Game After 5 Players Stomped A Guy Unconscious At A Restaurant and Yelled “Football Strong!”

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Oct 311:30PM EST

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CALIFORNIA, Pa. (KDKA) Several members of the California University of Pennsylvania football team have been arrested and charged in connection with a violent incident in California Borough, Washington County.

Police say they beat and stomped a man outside an off-campus restaurant, then fled yelling “Football strong!” The victim was in intensive care Friday with severe brain trauma.

A witness tells KDKA the players jumped another man outside the restaurant, and beat him up. KDKA’s Ralph Iannotti reports sources say the victim was stomped on until he lost consciousness.

The victim, identified as 30-year-old Lewis Campbell, was flown to Allegheny General Hospital, where he remains in the ICU with a severe brain injury.

The five players arrested have been identified as James Williamson, Corey Ford, Jonathan Barlow, Rodney Gillin, and D’Andre Dunkley.

The University also announced that Saturday’s game against Gannon University has been cancelled.

 

 

 

 

“Football strong!”???  Seriously, they yelled that?  Like unironically?  So weird.  Don’t know what’s the worst part of the story, stomping a dude out and putting him in the ICU with brain damage, or yelling cringeworthy catchphrases from the Friday Night Lights’ script cutting room floor.   Group of upstanding citizens right here making the California University of Pennsylvania football program proud.

 

Tell Me With A Straight Face That Melissa King Didn’t Just Win Halloween

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Oct 311:00PM EST

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Jeeeesus.  Halloween’s over, you can all go home now.

 

 

 

 

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Barstool Beats Top 10

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Oct 3112:30PM EST

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Anyone heard of these Drake and Calvin Harris dudes?  Because they’re pretty fuckin hot right now…

Click here to stream the Barstool Beats Top 10

 

The Internet Finally Breaks Michigan AD David Brandon

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Oct 3112:15PM EST

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If the staggering failures and widespread disapproval of your job and student protests on your lawn don’t break you…The internet will.   MGoBlog just putting the nail in the coffin with the email dumps.   Hey Dave, I suggest you find a new job.  Michigan will be fine without you.  Have a happy life…

 

 

 

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Latino Group Confronts Arizona Tri-Delt House For Racist Halloween Costumes…Cat Girl Handles It

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Oct 3111:30AM EST

 

Youtube – Delta Delta Delta Sorority at UofA had sisters dress inappropriately in racist Halloween Costumes. MEChA de UofA confronted the issue at their front door. Please share! Our Culture is not a costume, it is not Okay!!

 

 

 

Get em Cat Girl!  This is your house!  You don’t need to take that shit from some punk ass Latino group coming at you in your own house.   Let em know the deal.  You respect their culture.  You have Latina…err…members who are part of…your culture.  One of the Latina members is dressed as a Mariachi dancer artist because she is a Mariachi dancer artist.   So before you start throwing out all your “racism” allegations maybe get all the facts straight instead of taking everything out of context?   Maybe get Cat Girl’s side of the story before shoving your poster board in her face?   On Halloween no less.  It’s supposed to be fun!

 

 

 

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Purdue Football Flips The Recruiting Game On Its Head Yet Again…Sends Player An Empty Envelope

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Oct 3111:00AM EST

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LOVE this move.  Zigging when everyone else is zagging.  Photoshops of players on the covers of magazines with Kim Kardashian and Selena Gomez?  Hahaha fuck that noise, have fun paying the expenses on the computer work.  We’re going empty envelopes.   It’s kind of like a metaphor,  how your career at Purdue is a blank page that you can fill up however you want it through hard work and dedication.  You need to be really smart and thoughtful to get it which is the type of player we’re trying to recruit sooo joke’s on you internet.

 

 

 

 

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Cavs Waterboy Just Casually Dumping Gatorade Into Powerade Bottles

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Oct 3110:20AM EST

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Poor Powerade.  Does anybody respect Powerade?  I would say they’re the red headed stepchild of sports drinks but that would be an insult to red headed stepchildren.  Just so far and away out of the public consciousness while Gatorade runs a train on them.  Finally think they have this huge moment last night during “the biggest spectacle in all of sports” (-Lebron) and they just get posterized by some pimply faced ballboy.  So sad.

 

Powerade hasn’t even crossed my mind since the last time I had one of these.

 

 

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Arctic Shatter FTW.

 

 

 

PS – Throwback Friday to Gatorade shitting all over Powerade’s life during Lebron Crampgate.

 

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Nick O’Leary German Suplexing a Motherfucker Highlights Your Mini FSU/Louisville Roundup

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Oct 319:35AM EST

 

 

Bah gawd he killed him!  Jack Nicklaus’s grandson killed him!   Kind of like a metaphor for how Florida State killed every single fan in Louisville last night with their furious comeback.

 

 

 

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Such an aggressive sleeve cut game you have to respect it.   When you cut that shit in past your nipples you know you mean business.

 

 

 

Seen plenty of random fan videobombs in my day…not sure I’ve ever seen a professional Bowl rep from the press box pull one off though?

 

 

 

Also not sure it’s ever been executed so creepily?  Good for you dude.

 

 

 

Jameis struggled for a lot of the game but at least he redeemed himself after his 3rd pick…

 

 

 

 

And it was all lights out from there.  Say what you want about the guy but he can ball.  401 and 3 TD, sup haters?

 

Yeah, you, with the poop sign.

 

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Jameis eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

 

 

FSU just shake, shakin it off once again.

 

 

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Taylor from Southern Miss

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Oct 319:00AM EST

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Introducing Taylor from Southern Miss.  Friday baby, let’s do this.

 

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