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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Alexa from USC
Jul 319:00AM EST



Introducing Alexa from USC.  Trojans burning the place down as usual.

Bastille – Pompeii (Slander Heaven Trap Edit)
Jul 309:00PM EST

Trap wizards Slander run it back with their latest release, lending Bastille’s “Pompeii” the remix touch that’s got the LA-based production duo blowing up real quick.

More from Slander

PornHub Made A New Site Called Fapworthy That Uses Upworthy Headlines For Their Porn Videos
Jul 307:00PM EST

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In case you don’t have any liberal friends clogging your feeds with slacktivist nonsense, Upworthy is one of the first sites that exist entirely because of Facebook shares and their resulting traffic. Even if you’re not familiar, some of their usual headlines which look something like “Married Dude Is Shocked Woman He Sexually Harassed Stands Up To Him, Takes Him Down, And Tapes It All” or “These Women Once Wanted To Shed Their Skin; You Won’t Believe Their Reasoning” definitely will look familiar since every site on Earth has adopted some form of it.


Enter PornHub, a site with very little inspirational content. How can we make it more of a mainstream media destination? Easy, with these inspirational stories crafted by the cleverly named that actually link to porn videos with similarly related subject matter. It’s one of my favorite real things the Internet has done in a while.


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Now this is the future of the Internet. A world where it’s not a crime to admit you watch porn in front of a large group. A future where you can accidentally click “Like” on the completely pointless share buttons on your favorite porn site without your entire world crumbling around you as a result. A place where you can be inspired yet still leave a Holocaust of your potential future children in a trusty sock that now has the texture of cardboard. Dream along with me, gentlemen. Let the glow of shameless pornography consumption shine through.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Bailey from Michigan
Jul 305:45PM EST



Introducing Bailey from Michigan.  Currently top 10 in Smokesmash, and for good reason.

This Drunk Girl Fails Compilation Is Like A Sweet Nectar From The Internet Gods
Jul 304:50PM EST

Warning: There’s some partial nudity of good and bad varieties here so be careful before clicking play.


I’m usually not much for these “fail compilation” videos; most of them you’ve seen before and it’s just an easy way for lazy YouTube channels to pick up some views. But I have to say that this compilation titled “The Ultimate Drunk Girl Fails Compilation (NSFW)” held my attention from start to finish. It was like one of those infomercials for a Greatest Hits album, just hit after hit, each one more enjoyable than the last. For just $19.99 paid in three monthly installments you can relive the magic of:


Cute Chick Paralyzed After Falling Ten Flights Onto Her Spine



Hot Girl Tries To Fuck A Tree For Some Reason



Menopausal Skank Falls And Breaks Her Hip


And so much more!



Is there any more paradoxical existence in the world than drunk chicks? Like 97% of all the breasts seen in public, covered in beads or without, belong to some drunk girl. But anyone who’s ever babysitted their drunk girlfriend when she vomits all over your closet or maybe had a white mom who indulged in a few too many Chardonnays knows how much of a nightmare they can be in the wild. But who do you have to thank for best sexual experiences you’ve ever had? The very same drunk girlfriend or the random slob pounding Blue Moons at Buffalo Wild Wings, probably. But then they pick a fight with strangers or insist on making sorority door chants when they stopped paying dues a decade prior and they’re back to being the worst again. Drunk girls giveth and drunk girls taketh away. Nature’s living yin and yang.

Bebe Rexha – Drinking About You (The Chainsmokers Remix)
Jul 304:20PM EST

The Chainsmokers finally have their first single since the infamous “Selfie” due out next week, and in the meantime the NYC-based rising stars remix pop darling Bebe Rexha’s smash debut into an electropop banger perfect for any late summer party or pregame.

Only Thing Hotter Than The Cali Sunshine Is UCSB Delta Gamma
Jul 303:50PM EST














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Totally Cool With Video Vivas Becoming A Thing
Jul 303:20PM EST




Yeah this is an internet trend I wouldn’t have a problem with whatsoever.  Spanish model Marta Castillo Ojeda kicking it off for us pretty well…




FSU Artist Claims She Had A Tinder Conversation With Jameis Winston…Puts It All Up On Her Website
Jul 303:00PM EST

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Fuck Everything website 


 (Full convo via TFM :)







Remember this crazy chick?  The one that painted this masterpiece?



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Well she’s back in full force looking for another shot in the internet spotlight and, spoiler alert, she’s still fucking crazy.  Got this little Tinder convo going viral though so good for her, I’m sure she has the pageviews rolling in right now.  As for the Tinder my best estimate would put the conversation somewhere around 0% real.  Maybe negative 1.   I’m sure she’s going to come out and say it’s all part of some “artistic expression” or something, making a commentary on rape culture and football culture blah blah. If I’m Jameis the only expression I’d be making is a big ass smile while I file my lawsuit.  Can’t be getting slandered and shit by some hippie artist, not when you’re on a positive PR blitz trying to get that image right for the draft.



PS – Speaking of getting the image right, this story hit the wire right as I clicked save on this draft earlier.  Jameis Winston stopped by police and held to the ground at gunpoint in 2012.   Guy just can’t catch a break.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Heather from South Dakota State vs. Hope from Monmouth
Jul 302:20PM EST

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Heather from SDSU 


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Hope from Monmouth 


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1 for Heather…5 for Hope


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