November 24, 2014 - November 30, 2014
Filthy dunk. Haven’t seen a white guy beat a charge attempt that badly since…. eh you know what, never mind. That joke’s in poor taste. Great ups though.
Johnny Football’s Hotel Lobby Fanboy Is a Convicted Felon Who Is Known For Marijuana and Cocaine Abuse #HugGate
Cleve Scene - “Yeah, it actually all started through me. We had a room — it was my brother’s birthday — so we were staying at the Metropolitan at the 9. We partied there, and at the end of the night I was going back up to my room, and I noticed the guy. I was like, ‘Man, that’s Johnny Manziel.’ They were trying to keep it quiet, keep it low, and I was like ‘Johnny Football!’ I was just excited. But anyways, I went to give him like a handshake, or dap or whatever you want to call it, one of his buddies like tackled me. It was going down, a whole bunch of people started fighting. It ended pretty quick.”
“I got a bruised hip and a bruised elbow, and somebody hit me in the back of the head, too. My brother saw what was going on and he ran he tackled Johhny Manziel — I guess he got the sack and the fumble. He tackled him, yeah, I’m talking about he speared him all the way to the back wall. I was cornered; I was by myself and Johnny Manziel and like three or four of his buddies were all coming at me. (My brother) just came to help me out, and I guess Johnny sucker punched him while the security guard was holding him. It should be all on video.”
“No [one was arrested], like 20 officers came and I was sitting in the lobby because I did not do anything wrong but be a fan. All these cops run into the lobby, and they’re like, “Who was fighting, who was fighting?” and I just raised my hand, and was like, listen, watch the camera, and stuff like that. I may be guilty of being a fan, but that’s about it. I even showed them the guy that sucker punched me and the cops walked right up to him, talking to him for a while, and they let us all go. They just told me I had to leave the hotel, and me and my ride, we left. Manziel never punched me, but he got a sucker punch on my brother.”
“I know somebody else in the group smashed Johnny right in the face. Smashed him, smashed him. I watched the whole game to see if we could spot him on the sidelines.”
Sandusky – Federal court documents show that Chris Gonos, however, now has special conditions imposed on him because he failed multiple drug tests in recent months and weeks. He tested positive for marijuana use in September and last week, and he tested positive for cocaine in June.
He told court officials “marijuana use has been a part of his life for so long, and stopping has been more difficult than he imagined,” according to court documents. The conditions of his release require him to avoid alcohol use and continue undergoing substance abuse treatment.
The family was accused of taking cash from Dianna’s Deli in Sandusky and Port Clinton and The Depot in Sandusky and making multiple deposits of cash just less than the $10,000 threshold, to evade the filing of a Currency Transaction Report, according to the U.S Northern District Court. The indictment states the incidents took place between 2007 and 2009.
Yeah this guy totally wasn’t fucked up beyond belief antagonizing Johnny and his crew. Just your normal every day well-to-do fan who wanted to slap his second favorite Browns quarterback with a high five and say how are ya. Give me a break. Hey jock sniffer, keep your marijuana and cocaine away from Johnny Football. He’s in the middle of the season right now living a clean lifestyle, don’t need your bad influence hanging around facilitating sucker punches and hotel lobby melees.
I will give him this though, the dude does pull.
This is a divisive time for us as a people so let’s all look to the unifying threads of life. Sure we all want money and happiness and love but hating hipsters has to be right behind those on the list of things that can bring us together. I mean look at these people:
Just the absolute worst regardless of your race, social standing, or political leanings, a veritable murderer’s row of hateability. Plus “original microbreweries neighboring fishmongers, local art galleries, and buzzy sustainable restaurants” might be one of the most pretentious sentences the English language has ever concocted. It’s downright impressive how many douche chills I felt running up and down my spine throughout that 90 second video. These are the ties that bind us and can help us all heal. All I’m saying is I wouldn’t be opposed if Ferguson had an international airport that could allow the riot after party to storm its way over to the Urban House in Copenhagen.
In other news, this is easily one of the most disappointed moments I’ve had online since the throwback days of a 56K modem waiting for an image to load pixel by pixel.
Not too old, but Paul Rudd had some awesome hair when he went to the University of Kansas in the 80′s.
I’m sure this has been on the internet before but I noticed it going viral today and had never seen it. Paul Rudd just living the frat life, long hair don’t even close to care. Probably cleaned up so much ass on campus with salad like that.
Of course that’s just going off of the fact that I already know he turns out to be the man. If this was a 2014 picture I can’t say I wouldn’t assume it was the captain of the Quidditch team or something. 1980s Sigma Nu Paul Rudd though, that dude killed it. Life was so much better in the 80s.
Kelly Hall Dropping Bombs from the 3 Point Line While Wearing Yoga Pants Are Like My 3 Favorite Things All In One Instagram
Fucking Pitino. Talk about a guy completely clueless to social change. Hey Rick, it’s 2014 man, not sure how you haven’t noticed but anti-bullying is kind of the hot topic these days. Bet you used to walk around the halls of your middle school pulling nerds’ underwear over their heads and stuffing them upside down in toilet bowls. And now you’re coaching Montrezl Harrell to do the same. Vicious cycle of abuse and aggression.
Can’t wait til the next time these two play. Can you say bully revenge?