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Navy SEAL Gets Shot 27 Times While Killing 4 Al-Qaeda Terrorists…Is The Biggest Badass Alive

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Sep 2312:00PM EST

 

IBT - He was shot 27 times one night at Iraq’s Anbar Province in April 6, 2007, by Al Qaeda. He not only escaped, but is raising funds today for a brain centre.

Navy SEAL Senior Chief Mike Day with his team and Iraqi scouts was on the prowl for an al Qaeda cell in 2007. The terrorists had shot a couple of helicopters and murdered everyone. He entered a 12×12 room, where four armed al Qaeda leaders were waiting to hit. Immediately there was a barrage on him, and it felt as if someone was “just beating him up with sledge hammers,” Day, now retired, said to CBN News. They shot his rifle out of his hands and hit him 16 times in the arms, legs and abdomen. The other 11 shots fired his body armour, which could sustain itself—as well as him! Miraculously, he did not die although his life could have got over with just one shot. Although the body armour he was wearing was not supposed to disintegrate after just a shot, it managed to withstand everything. The entire battle got over within a distance of 10 feet, Day explained. He was shot everywhere on his body, though his head was spared.

He was still able to overcome the terrorists, escape from the house and reach a medevac helicopter.

Having served in the Navy SEAL for 20 years, he is a highly decorated war veteran, with 16 medals in which the Silver Star, the Bronze Star, and the Purple Heart are big awards.

He is now raising funds the hard way—in a half Ironman triathlon. It involves putting in 70 miles of some sports that include swimming, biking, and running. He targets $75,000 to help members of not only the military section, but also the general public recover, through the Carrick Brain Centers.

 

 

So let me get this straight.  This dude stormed into an Al Qaeda stronghold…got shot 27 times through equipment that can adequately handle getting shot once…got hit with a grenade…killed the armed terrorists…cleared the house…went home…recovered…and spent the rest of his days resting comfortably in his home never leaving the couch.  Oh wait no, he’s training every day and running triathlons to raise money for brain injuries.  Ok got it.  So basically what we’re talking about here is the most badass motherfucker alive.  Only bad part of the story is that at the end you can literally feel yourself morphing into a gigantic vagina because you’re not even 1/10000000th of the man Chief Mike Day is, but don’t worry, I found out you can eventually get over that and just accept it.

 

A true American hero.

 

10 Thoughts On College Football Last Weekend PLUS How To Gamble As A College Kid (And Not Lose Money)

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Sep 2311:15AM EST

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  • That Clemson game was as Clemson as a game could be. I rewatched that fourth quarter and literally counted four separate plays, on offense and defense, where they would have won the game if the absolute WORST-CASE SCENARIO play hadn’t happened. Hilarious for anyone who isn’t a Tigers fan or bet them. If an Alien came down to Earth and asked me to explain to them what Clemson football was all about, I would show them that tape.

 

  • Florida State essentially booked their ticket to the College Football playoff with that win, barring any major upset, another Jameis suspension (and how much would that surprise anyone?), or Notre Dame playing the best game they’ve played in about 3 years, in Tallahassee.

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  • As everyone has been predicting, the SEC has become a snake eating it’s own tail. LSU’s loss to Mississippi State proved the Bulldogs are legit this year, but also proved that in this year’s SEC, anyone can beat anyone, any place, any time.

 

  • There is no single dominant team in the SEC this year, or in all of college football for that matter. Alabama is effective on offense (that game against Florida could, and should, have been so much worse if not for some untimely turnovers), but still has issues in the secondary. Auburn lives and dies with their offensive tempo and momentum. Ole Miss lacks depth and cannot afford to be hit with a mid-season injury bug. Texas A&M’s defense is unproven. No singularly dominant team is coming from the Southeast this year.

 

  • No dominant team is coming from college football this year come to think about it. With Oregon’s nailbiter against Washington State and West Virginia threatening Oklahoma for a time there, every single team in the Top 10 (except Baylor and Texas A&M who haven’t played anybody) has looked vulnerable at least once this season. Total trial by fire for the playoff committee when it comes to selection time, and there will be plenty of pissed-off fans this December.

NCAA Football: Indiana at Missouri

  • Seeing if Texas A&M can stop Arkansas’s legitimately impressive running game this weekend will tell us novels about the Aggies. For predictive purposes, no game is more important.

 

  • The Big 10 got our, I mean their, first quality win this weekend! With Indiana beating Missouri in actually impressive fashion! How did they do it? No fucking idea! But I’m happy about it even if I can’t explain it. Turns out there is a very active Stoolie fanbase who are Missouri fans who have been lobbying me to do a Maty-Mauk-Darkhorse-Heisman blog for months now. Sorry fellas. Maybe next year.

 

  • Speaking of the Big 10, I want to address Wisconsin head coach Gary Andersen directly for a moment: Remember when we were tied against Bowling Green for a minute in the first quarter, then you employed that “run-the-fucking-ball-and-allow-our-best-players-and-biggest-strength-of-our-team-win-the-game-for-us” strategy and set a school record for offensive production? That was pretty sweet. Would have been even sweeter if you did that against LSU in the most important moment of your professional career, who proved just how beatable they were not even 6 hours later. But you don’t always get what you want in life.

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  • Any Michigan fan who doesn’t want Brady Hoke fired at this point is delusional. If Hoke could hit the reset button on his career at Michigan and not try to do this awkward hybrid of his system and creating a system for RichRod players to succeed, I think he might have had a chance at being successful. Maybe he is a really good coach. But are you going to gamble the next 3 years of him developing a new quarterback to find out? The more years pass without being an elite program, the harder it is to get back to that rarified air. As a son of a Notre Dame lifer, trust me on that.

 

  • How  long do you think it took Lane Kiffin to convince himself he was going to be the next head coach of Florida after that game? 10 seconds? 20 seconds? The only thing more hilarious than Kiffin’s perception of himself is his complete lack of loyalty to any person or place. But credit to him, he has been as good of an OC for Alabama as anyone could have asked for or expected him to be. And Will Muschamp will be gone by next season. More on him next week.

THE NEXT SECTION IS ABOUT THE GAMBLING SYSTEM I HINTED TO LAST WEEK. IF YOU DON’T BET, HAVE NO DESIRE TO EVER BET, OR HAVE ENOUGH MONEY WHERE YOU CAN BET WITHOUT NECESSITATING A SYSTEM TO MAKE SURE YOU DON’T GO BROKE (basically if you’re out of college and with a job),  YOU CAN JUST SKIP THIS PART.

 

I had a long-ass 750-word explanation written out explaining the specific odds to look for and math behind all this proving it works, which I will send to anyone who wants it, but the crux of it is this: Gamble with a partner in college. Share your offshore account with someone (and make it an offshore account because college bookies always suck), which is actually fun to do, and make that person give you a cash investment for half the stake. When you get up, allow that person to divest their stake. Then you put a ton of the money on a heavy favorite, hold your breath, and hope you don’t get Appalachian State’d. Do this about twice, then allow someone to reinvest with cash. Rinse and repeat. You do this and keep the hamster wheel spinning enough with your friends investing and divesting, eventually the entirety of your original cash stake will be covered, and you will have a few hundred dollars or so of credit in an offshore account that is pretty much monopoly money. It takes a few months to work this system but it’s worth it, because then you pretty play with house money and bet with impunity on everything. Better than withdrawing your original stake then playing with that money too, because it doesn’t sacrifice any capacity to bet more/make more off the original investment. So there you go. On twitter @CharlieWisco

UF Receiver Retweets Twitter Movement To Bench Their Starting QB…How Awkward Do You Think The Huddle Is Today?

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Sep 2310:50AM EST

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Poor Jeff Driskel.  Get blown out by Alabama ONE time and everybody’s coming out of the woodwork demanding your head on a platter.  It’s one thing to take it from Emmitt…

 

 

 

 

But your own wide receiver?  That’s currently in the huddle looking at you right now?  Such a bad burn.  Got to suck to have to deal with that shit all around campus too, everybody whispering behind your back that they hate your guts and think you suck.  I mean this isn’t some NFL QB we’re talking about with a wife and kids and endorsements and millions of dollars of contract money to fall back on whether he loses his starting job or not.  It’s some 22 year old college kid who’s basically a pariah now.  Sucks for him but I guess an easy solution would be just throw more touchdown passes and be better.

 

 

 

 

Pssst Demarcus RTs live forever on the internet my dude.

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Shaq Does Bon Jovi Karaoke At LSU Bar

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Sep 2310:15AM EST

 

TMZ - Call him the Black Bon Jovi … because Shaquille O’Neal got on stage at a college bar at LSU this week and belted out “YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME”.

The Diesel hit up Fred’s In Tigerland near the LSU campus Thursday night — his old stomping ground — when he decided he wanted to jump on stage with a local band and jam out to a rock song. We’re told … Shaq told the band to “follow my lead” … and then busted out some Jovi.

The best part — we’re told Shaq was dead sober for the whole thing … not one drop of alcohol.

 

 

Dead sober karaoke?  Choosing You Give Love A Bad Name?  Be more lame Shaq, jesus.  It’s your old college bar, throw down some Soco shots and let’s get weird in this bitch, for old time’s sake.   No idea how a guy who was so electric in Blue Chips, Kazaam, and the Shaq Diesel album ended up being such a square.

 

Miss basketball playing Shaq.  Dude was such a beast and so fun to watch, they just don’t make big men like that anymore.

 

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College Basketball In The Philippines Is No Joke

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Sep 239:36AM EST

 

 

 

MANILA, Philippines The NCAA cracked the whip on a total of 17 players while suspending the three referees who officiated the Emilio Aguinaldo-Mapua 90th NCAA basketball game that resulted into an ugly free-for-all at The Arena in San Juan City Monday.

EAC’s John Tayongtong and Mapua’s Leo Gabo received the severest punishment for triggering the melee as the NCAA recommended Tuesday a five- and four-game suspension, respectively.

 

 

 

You thought Duke/UNC was intense?  Thought there was bad blood between Kentucky and Louisville?  Grew up thinking Syracuse/Georgetown was as vicious as it got?  Those pussy American rivalries don’t have shit on Mapua Institute of Technology vs. Emilio Aguinaldo College.

Ok I totally made that up but if we’re going just based on video evidence I think I’m not too far off base right?  I mean that was a flat out haymaker straight to the grill.  We’re talking molars and incisors all over the hardwood.   Don’t see that type of action in US hoops and that’s exactly why everybody in the NBA is such a pussy flopper now.  Screw forcing kids to go to college longer, should make 1 year playing abroad in the Philippines mandatory.  See how much a guy cries about getting tapped on the elbow when he spent a season getting his skull crushed by fists for every punk move.

 

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Megan from Auburn

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Sep 239:00AM EST

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Introducing Megan from Auburn.  It’s Tuesday, let’s do this.   Megan kicking the day off the right way.

 

 

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PartyNextDoor – Thirsty (Remix ft. Wale)

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Sep 229:00PM EST

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PartyNextDoor dropped off one of the sexiest albums of the summer and 2 months after the release cooled down everyones favorite rapper that kinda fell off but is kinda back on is remixing one of the project’s stand out tracks “Thirsty.” Let me tell ya, the thirst is really really real on this one.

PS if you didn’t listen to PND album “PartyNextDoor 2″ the first time around, definitely change that now, this stuff with give you feels for weeks.

Click to stream “PartyNextDoor 2

The Blackout Tour Returns To Worcester And Hartford October 23rd And 24th

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Sep 227:30PM EST

These Blackouts are going to be fucking wild. We love to Blackout in Hartford and Worcester and what better places other than the Palladium and the Webster Theatre to do that. All former smokes get in for free like always and we promise there will be a TON in attendance. These shows will sell out so get your tickets while you still can!

 

Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

 

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Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

 

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Ciara from Texas A&M

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Sep 225:30PM EST

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Introducing Ciara from Texas A&M.  It’s like everything that comes out of A&M is awesome.

 

 

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This Is What Sex Looks Like When Someone Films You Through An MRI Machine

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Sep 224:50PM EST

Vox – Magnetic Resonance Imaging “sees” inside the body by mapping the position of water molecules, which exist at different densities in different types of tissue. Watch the video above for a sample of some impressive MRI images of the human body in action.

 

 

I’m not going to say that this is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen — though, as anyone who’s ever bagged a hog or two can tell you, sex is sex — but it is pretty interesting to see the whole process through an MRI machine in the video above and in GIF form right here:

 

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I could use a little more guidance on as to if this is some good deep dicking or a mediocre pounding because right now it looks like this dude straight up mushed this chick’s guts. But then the MRI looks like kind of a pencil dick so maybe every d in v scenario looks basically the same? Not a lot of torque on the hips either so maybe this girl is just wildly unsatisfied even by MRI sex standards and I’m here pumping this dude up like he’s King Dick? Vox thought they could shove two randoms into an MRI machine and have all the answers and then here I go changing all the cock based questions.

 

 

Decent chance the sex MRI chick could have used a visit from the horn bro. Turn that pussy into Gushers with just one stanza of “What A Wonderful World.”

 

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