‘Real Housewives’ Chick Taking Off Her Fake Leg To Throw It At Some Other Lady Is A Hero For Disabled People
Full disclosure that I’m not giving just to avoid looking like a total queeb: I’ve only watched Real Housewives of New York when forced to by a girlfriend and paid sparse attention so I have precious little idea of the context of why this happened. But I saw this on Gawker and loved it so much that I had to bite. I guess someone’s accused this Aviva lady of being fake, which seems to happen to one of the women on every single episode, and rather than just use her words to fight off these allegations, she broke out props like a Carrot Top punchline to make her point.
Bottom line, absolutely sinister move. Who can possibly continue a fight in a public place with a woman after she not only publicly reveals that she’s disabled but she also drops an atomic bomb in the restaurant by throwing a prosthetic leg in the middle of the floor? No one, hence why all the other white ladies in fancy dresses and ambiguously homosexual men of all ethnicities just walked off and made shocked faces.
It’s actually shameful how all the people in the restaurant looked horrified and disgusted when she put it on the table. It’s a fake leg, not like she pulled a tamp out and threw it on top of her caprese salad. And, if we’re being honest, it’s a pretty fucking smoking hot fake leg at that. I’m not a foot guy at all but you have to note the sexy shoes, tight plastic calves that’ve clearly spent some time on a theoretical Stairmaster, she even went through the effort of pedicuring her fake toes which I assume couldn’t use real nail polish. She probably has to put on some overalls and a tiny toe paint roller with acrylic semi-gloss like a guy in a Benjamin Moore commercial to get that done. Who are you looking up to, Aviva or Oscar Pistorius? This lady, 10 times out of 10.
Bottom line: Pogo stick can get it.
My keyboard won’t even let me hit the plus sign enough times for that book title in the last pic, A+++++++++++.