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FSU Students Are Hunting Down The Jameis Winston Snitches And Cyberbullying Them
Sep 189:30AM EST

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I’ll be honest, this Jameis Winston blowback caught me completely off guard.  Like I know that it shouldn’t, I know that it’s 2014 and people eat, sleep and breathe outrage and basically wake up in the morning with the sole purpose of getting super mad about something.  I know that people can’t rest at night until they’ve taken someone down on Twitter or voiced a strong opinion on their Facebook.   But a college kid yelling the most popular internet meme of the year with his friends on a college campus getting thoroughly bashed by the media, benched for a half of football and forced to give a press conference apologizing on ESPN?  Holy shit, that one I did not see coming.


Like all these people that tweeted about Jameis yelling “fuck her right in the pussy” on the table in the middle of the union, you know why they did it?  Because they thought it was hilarious.  They said it was the funniest thing ever and put tons of those crying laughing face emojis.   Said it was #epic and made their day.



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Probably never thought in a million years journalists and administrators and coaches with no idea what the internet is or how it works would latch onto it and say it was a misogynistic lewd offensive outburst against women and get their star QB suspended for a big game.  Cut em some slack and focus your anger at the people who deserve it, the morons who thought rape allegations and theft were totally fine so long as there were no curse words uttered during it.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Jessie from University of Hawaii
Sep 189:00AM EST

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Introducing Jessie from Hawaii.  Mahalo!


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Trademark – Long Shot (Cash Cash x Clean Bandit x The Chainsmokers) + Ellie Goulding – Beating Heart (Steve James Remix)
Sep 179:00PM EST

After dropping the hottest hour long mix in existence Trademark continues his domination of all this mixed and mashed with his new track “Long Shot,” where he packs the likes of Cash Cash, Clean Bandit and The Chainsmokers into one massive 3 minute heater. While the youngin’ Steve James takes a whirl at transforming Ellie Goulding’s hit “Beating Heart” into some progressive house perfection. If you’re feelin this one you should definitely get deep into this week’s Chick Picks round up.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Rachel from Baylor
Sep 175:30PM EST

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Introducing Rachel from Baylor.  She lifts bro.



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Ronda Rousey Does Some ‘Cocktail’-Style Flair Bartending…Hot Or Not?
Sep 174:50PM EST



In theory, I love Ronda Rousey. I know it’s sort of 50/50 on the site but I love fit chicks that aren’t so ripped that I feel like too much of a bag of shit in comparison and I’m going to say she works within those guidelines. I’m even in on the idea of dating the most badass chick on Earth and wouldn’t be emasculated by it for a second even with the high potential for an incredibly embarrassing reverse Ray Rice scenario. If she can snap dudes’ arms at the elbow like she did Miesha Tate in the below video, I’d talk so much shit anywhere and everywhere just for the hell of it. Real life trolling like you Internet people can only dream about, just 80s movie bully shit like kicking sand at geeks and smacking drinks out of people’s hands while high fiving some other bro in a varsity jacket.




But she’s kind of a broish chick, loves fighting and watching pro wrestling and even starred in the latest Expendables movie. At some point, you hit the line and for me it’s watching her flip bottles like Tom Cruise while those triceps are flexing with all over with the femininity of a rhinoceros stampede. Even though she’s wearing a sexy little dress, this 10 second Instagram video just wrecked it. Just too many guy things she’s good at that I’m not and it makes me sick. I’m all out on your sex appeal, Ronda, and I know that must crush you just as much as your thighs might crush a man’s skull but it’s just how it has to be right now. Love unrequited, a bittersweet symphony.



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Hmm tickling also turns me into a ninja. Weird mental illness, maybe PTSD from being touched by a babysitter as a child. Back in on Ronda!

My 10 Favorite EDM Songs Right Now
Sep 174:15PM EST



Did this with rap last week and the internet more or less broke so I figured I’d run it back with electro today.  Little known fact, I actually have the best taste in EDM on the planet.

Click here to stream my top 10 favorite EDM songs right now

October 24th And 25th, The Blackout Returns To Worcester And Hartford
Sep 173:55PM EST

It’s that time of year again, we’re back in full swing. Lets look at some of the wildest things we’ve seen in Worcester and Hartford.












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Hartford and Worcester, I dont think you know whats about to hit you. The Palladium and The Webster Theatre are going to be taken over October 24th and 25th by the Blackout crew and Dante. These shows will sell out so buy tickets now while you still can.







Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)


The Bama Beetle Is The Most Legit Ride In College Football #RollTide
Sep 173:40PM EST

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God I love Alabama.  The thing is this car probably isn’t even special down there.  Like the dude at the gas station probably just heard “fill it up with regular” and didn’t even bat an eyelash.  People don’t even look twice when they see it cruising down the street.  Oh there goes a Volkswagen Beetle custom painted with cartoon animals and Alabama slogans and a gigantic elephant head perched on the roof.  Sigh.  Should we go fishing now?



Just a special special place down there.  Like a weird version of Hedonism that focuses solely on college football and the SEC.



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Texas A&M Punter Launches His Heisman Campaign
Sep 173:15PM EST





Kenny Trill who?

Honestly I think Drew Kaser’s job might be just as hard as Kenny’s if not harder.  What’s A&M punt?  2 times a year?  3?  Always got to be ready to go despite being ice cold on the bench, so much pressure, everyone’s eyes on you as you not only catch a football with your hands but also drop it perfectly straight down onto your foot in a kicking motion.  Plus with the defense the past few years you really got to make sure it’s a good one, really pin them back there.  No room for error.  So Hill can throw for 500 yards a game and run an offense.  Can he kick it 47.4 yards?






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Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Arianna from Lynn vs. Breanne from TCU
Sep 172:20PM EST

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Arianna from Lynn









Breanne from TCU












1 for Arianna…5 for Breanne


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