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Gus Johnson Went Full Vintage Gus Johnson Last Night On A Michigan State Dunk
Mar 510:45AM EST




WOOOOOOO!  BIG BOY!   Ok it’s officially March now.  Honestly it took me longer than usual to switch gears into college hoops this year after such a crazy football season and the playoffs and everything.  Been gradually getting more and more caught up, watching games every night getting back to peak form.  Safe to say I’m not fully revved up and ready to fucking roll.  Give me the brackets, all the brackets.   Thanks Gus.   HA-HAAA!!!







PS – He honestly nailed the Ric Flair there, like perfectly to a tee.








h/t Isaac


Couple Caught On Camera Going Room to Room In Museum And Role Playing 50 Shades Of Grey Sex Scenes
Mar 510:05AM EST



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TMZ - There’s a couple of banging bandits on the loose in Vegas — after they got busted celebrating “Fifty Shades of Grey” all over a Sin City museum … which may seem appropriate, but it’s still illegal.

TMZ obtained surveillance video of their bare-assed exploits around the Erotic Heritage Museum — which was featuring an homage to kink on Valentine’s Day … and after-hours the couple went on a room-by-room sex spree.

First, they found a hiding spot and waited for the museum staff to clear out … and the house lights to go down. Then the banging began in earnest. The couple didn’t hold back as they moved around — but they didn’t realize security was watching.




Nothing like a citywide police manhunt looking for you after video of you having kinky sex all over a museum leaks to the internet to spice up your relationship life.  Seriously, 50 Shades may have bombed with the critics, but the work it’s doing with couples around the globe is nothing short of philanthropical.  Bye bye missionary two times a week if you’re lucky, helloooo every position in the Kama Sutra in every wing of the sex museum after seeing this flick on the big screen. Also I don’t know anybody in the personal home sex dungeon construction business but that shit has got to be absolutely booming, just a sexual and economic renaissance around here all from one shitty borderline porn movie.

Oregon State Coach Starts 5 Walk-Ons For Final Home Game of the Season…Immediately Gets Run Out of the Gym
Mar 59:35AM EST

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ESPNOregon State coach Wayne Tinkle started five walk-ons Wednesday night in the final home game of the season, which the Beavers lost 65-62 to in-state rival Oregon.

He started four players who made the team in an open tryout Oct. 4 and one who was a practice player last season under former coach Craig Robinson.

“Some people might call me crazy and maybe I am,” Tinkle said, “but it was something our guys deserved.”

He started 6-foot-10 junior Justin Stangel, 6-foot guard AJ Hedgecock and three freshmen: 6-6 forward Matt Dahlen, 6-4 guard Tanner Sanders and 6-3 guard Dylan Livesay. Those players might not be on the team next season due to a strong recruiting class.

“I was thinking about having no seniors to celebrate what would normally be “Senior Night” and I wanted to honor something for this team,” Tinkle told in a text message. “It hit me right away: Honor the walk-ons from Oregon that have been such a big part of our season.

Oregon State pulled to within one with 34 seconds left after a Malcolm Duvivier layup, but Oregon made six free throws in the final 30 seconds to secure the win. The Beavers committed two costly turnovers in the final 1:30.

The Beavers (17-13 overall, 8-10 Pac-12) needed a win to go .500 in conference play for the second time in 25 years. They have lost six of seven.




Absolutely awesome move by Coach Wayne Tinkle here, no question about it.  Showing some love to the walk ons who never get to sniff any action on the court in front of the fans but bust their ass every single day in practice.  Real class act to let them have this moment especially since apparently they might not even be back on the team next year.

However, even more awesome move by Oregon showing zero mercy and immediately bullying the shit out of these guys.  Running a full speed trapping press and snatching the ball away like candy from a baby 2 possessions in a row sending their asses back to the bench in only 28 seconds.  So cold blooded and I love it.





I mean…this is a real game here.  Not just any game, the Civil War.  Has postseason implications for both teams.  You want to let your scrubs start that’s nice but don’t be mad when we turn this shit into a varsity vs. JV-B scrimmage.


And not for not nothing but the final score was a 3 point difference….





PS – Needed Bill Walton on this game so bad, but he was busy talking about getting his nips milked.


Barstool U Thursday Morning Smokeshow – Savannah from UDel
Mar 59:20AM EST

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Introducing Savannah from Delaware.  Small state, big smoke talent.


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Music Video: Big Sean – Blessings (Remix ft. Drake + Kanye West)
Mar 49:25PM EST

It’s a triumvirate of heat! Big Sean, Drake and Kanye have been high key dominating all things rap in 2015. And with Sean’s album “Dark Sky Paradise” hitting #1, he keeps the momentum alive by dropping off some visuals for the album’s standout track ,”Blessings.”

Stream Big Sean’s “Dark Sky Paradise”

Stream Drake’s “If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late”

Stream what we have so far off Kanye’s next album “So Help Me God”

Is This The Worst Offensive Foul Call In The History Of College Basketball?
Mar 48:30PM EST




Can’t stand near a guy and get aggressively shoved by him.  B1G conference rules, look it up.




Seriously thought I missed something from the first angle, like maybe DJ Newbill was retaliating for something and snuck an elbow into the chest.  Nope.






Love how adamant the ref was too.  Never been more sure of a call in his life.


Barstool U Hump Day Smokeshow – Kelsey from UGA
Mar 45:30PM EST

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Introducing Kelsey from UGA, happy Hump Day to all and to all a happy Hump Day.

Go Dawgs.


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Action Bronson – Baby Blue (ft. Chance The Rapper)
Mar 44:50PM EST

There’s been so much fire flying around that I’m a couple days late on this, but there’s just no way some new Bronson and Chance can go unblogged.  This is the first time we’ve seen this untouchable twosome together since Acid Rap’s “NaNa,” and on a Mark Ronson-produced beat nonetheless.  Obviously this is huge, and Mr. Wonderful, due out March 24, is looking like one for the ages.

In case you missed them, catch up on the rest of the Mr. Wonderful singles: “Easy Rider”, “Actin Crazy”, and “Terry”

Dude Gets Ivy League Education For Free By Sneaking Into Colleges For 4 Years
Mar 44:10PM EST

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Fast CompanyBetween 2008 and 2012, Guillaume Dumas took courses at some of the best colleges in North America—Stanford, Yale, Brown, University of California Berkeley, McGill, and University of British Columbia, among others—without being enrolled as a student. He then went on to start a successful online dating business in Montreal.

For four years, the 28-year-old from Quebec lived the life of a wandering scholar, moving from one university town to the next, attending lectures and seminars, getting into heated debates with professors. Sometimes he was open about his unregistered status, but most of the time, fearing reprisal, he kept it quiet. To pay for his everyday expenses, he worked at cafes and occasionally earned money by writing papers for other students. He lived at co-ops or other cheap student housing, but at Brown, when funds got particularly low, a kind soul let him set up his sleeping bag and tent on the roof. At the end of all this, he never received a degree.

It was a wild adventure, but to Dumas, it was also a political statement, meant to send a message. “I think of it as an act of political protest,” he tells me, in his French Canadian accent. “I was angry at how university education excludes people who cannot afford it. What happened to the belief that sharing knowledge and great ideas should be free?” Attending these universities without actually graduating from any of them was also a kind of experiment to figure out what, exactly, a university degree can get you in life. Do Ivy League graduates get top jobs because of the piece of paper they leave with, or because of their connections? And if a college degree is just an expensive ticket to a job at McKinsey or J.P. Morgan, do students really even care what they are learning in the classroom?

Dumas does not regret any of it: he has learned a lot and his lack of degree has not hurt his career in any way, since he has gone on to become an entrepreneur.


[Full article at Fast Company]




First of all I’ll give this story 24 hours before it gets completely debunked.  That’s what always happens with these wild internet stories, it goes viral, people dig into it and it turns out the dude snuck into like 2 colleges for 13 days and embellished the rest of it as some sort of marketing campaign for his new product.   But, as of post time it’s still supposedly true so might as well roll with it for now.

Listen as much as I hate this French-Canadian freeloading sissy he obviously has some valid points.  The college system is increasingly becoming a bigger and bigger mess, student loans are becoming more and more crippling, degrees and diplomas aren’t holding as much weight as they have in years past.  That’s just Facts Only.  The cost of attending college has hit such an extreme that it’s tough to justify.

But these aren’t like breaking revelations for anyone, certainly not something you had to spend 4 years “investigating.”  Face it, you scammed your way into a free 4 year education, something us common folk spend $50K a year on, and you did it at prestigious universities,  something you wouldn’t have been able to do if those places didn’t exist in the first place from other people paying for them.

Also got a kick out of the end of the story after an entire interview from the top of his soapbox.


He’s launched a successful business in Montreal called Datective, in which he helps wealthy clients navigate the worlds of online dating by creating online profiles for them and then actually impersonating those clients in early interactions with prospective partners


The dude who just preached about how exclusive and expensive the American college system is…developed an app for wealthy clients to trick women into sleeping with them. Love Mr. Social Warrior really putting all those keen observations he made and lessons he learned to try and change the system for the better and make a real difference.  Ahh screw it, too much work, let’s help rich people fuck.

Former Syracuse University Student Suing The School, Claims She Was Locked In A Psych Ward For A Week After Complaining Of Flu Like Symptoms
Mar 43:30PM EST

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Syracuse - A former Syracuse University student is suing the school and St. Joe’s hospital after she was allegedly locked in a psychiatric ward for a week due to flu-like symptoms.  Kaitlin Taylor tells the New York Post she visited SU’s Health Services in September 2013 with a fever, phlegm, chest congestion and coughing. She was then taken to the St. Joseph’s Hospital Health Center emergency room, where she felt herself getting sicker.

Taylor told the newspaper she was taken to a psychiatrist, where she explained she was having trouble sleeping, was considering changing majors and worried she’d lose her scholarship. A doctor allegedly told her she’d be kept under observation “just for the night” to give “involuntary treatment.”  According to the lawsuit, she ended up being held in the Comprehensive Psychiatric Emergency Program at St. Joe’s for six days. Papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court claim she was unable to contact anyone outside the hospital and forced to take “dangerous” medications like Risperdal, which treats schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, and Klonopin for panic attacks.

Taylor described the scene, lining up for pills with other patients, as resembling the Jack Nicholson movie “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”  ”The more I cooperated the sooner they’d let me out, that I should take their pills and go along with whatever they told me to do,” she said a nurse told her, according to the Post.  A lawyer for Taylor told the Daily Orange it is “unfathomable” that an SU student would be locked up “without justification” while seeking treatment for a sinus infection.

Taylor is suing the university, SU staff therapist Clark Pinson, and St. Joseph’s for misdiagnosing and improperly treating her, negligent and harmful use of medication and failure to get informed consent. Pinson is still currently on the university’s staff, according to the DO.  An attorney for Syracuse University staff denied acting “inappropriately in any way,” reports. St. Joseph’s declined comment.  Taylor lives in Union County, New Jersey, and has since transferred to nearby Rutgers University.


I’ve got to say, it has definitely not been the best couple of months for Syracuse University.  Self imposed post season bans, locking up random apparently sane girls in the psych ward for a week at a time.  They’re just really not firing on all cylinders.  I figure as far as mix ups go, this would be by far one of the most terrifying.  There is absolutely nothing going on inside a psych ward that I want to experience first hand.  Not even one of Randles parties.

At the end of the day though, I think this girl can only point the finger at herself.  If they make you meet with the psychologist, just tell them everything is fine.  Don’t complain to him about your million white girl problems.  Save that for your boyfriend who doesn’t care.  He’ll probably just pretend to listen and really ignore you, but he won’t lock you in the psych ward.  So for all you girls out there, those are basically your two options:  Have someone actually listen to everything you say, realize how crazy you are and lock you up, or have a guy who just nods his head and periodically says “oh wow, I’m sorry to hear that, that sucks.”  Choose wisely.