September 15, 2014 - September 21, 2014
Ohio State’s Dream Season Rolls On…Pun Intended…DE Noah Spence Suspended For Taking Ecstasy For The Second Time This Year
(rolling face ^^)
Buckeye Extra - Noah Spence knows his football career is at a crossroads, being suspended for a second time in nine months due to a positive test for traces of the drug Ecstasy, but this morning the Ohio State defensive end’s mind was on contrition.
“I want to apologize to my family, Ohio State’s coaching staff, the Big Ten Conference and Buckeye Nation for the disappointment,” Spence wrote in a text message to The Dispatch. “I will work extremely hard to get healthy and to one day use this unfortunate situation to be a positive role model for others. “Thank you.”
Spence, a 2013 first team all-Big Ten and academic all-Big Ten performer, had been scheduled to come off a three-game suspension today as the Buckeyes host Kent State. That penalty had been imposed after he first tested positive in December. But a subsequent test, the results of which were revealed to him, his coaches and his parents late this week, brought an indefinite suspension from the Big Ten which could mean the end of his college career.
His parents Greg and Helen Spence said that at the moment that is secondary to their son finally revealing to them and his coaches that he had a “medical illness,” as they called it, an addiction to the drug for which he now is seeking treatment and counseling.
“We love him dearly, and our focus is to get him the best medical attention we can,” the parents said in an email to The Dispatch. “We are hopeful that Noah can get healthy and, at some point, resume his career with the Buckeyes.”
Hey man you’d want to self medicate too if you were going through the season the Buckeyes are right now. Such high hopes then QB1 goes down, you squeak by Navy and take a crushing loss to V Tech. Season over before it even really began. I guess I’m just curious why everyone cares so much about ecstasy and punishes players so much? For touching too many players at practice and making grass angels in the end zone and just loving life too much? The dude isn’t on steroids having roid rage episodes crushing skulls looking for a competitive advantage. He’s rolling face sucking on a pacifier being super chill and nice. Let him live.
Bro Uses Nick Saban’s Bathroom Then Proposes To His Girlfriend In The Middle Of His Office…Is Now Pronounced King of Alabama
ESPN 9/12 - What do you do when you want to propose to your girlfriend and make it really special? You hide inside Nick Saban’s office and pop the question there, of course. That’s what one man did, according to a report from Al.com.
Back in May, Drew Clayton wanted to surprise his girlfriend, Kayla Posey, who was finishing up graduate school at the University of Alabama at the time. So Clayton came up with a brilliant, albeit absurd, plan: while Saban was out of town, he’d swap out the 2012 BCS National Championship ring on Saban’s coffee table for his own diamond. He’d wait for Posey, who gave tours of the football facility, in of all places, Saban’s private bathroom.
“For 30 minutes, my stomach is churning and I’m waiting on Kayla to get back,” Clayton told Al.com. “It was a very well-kept bathroom, as we should expect from such a perfect coach.”
When Clayton did emerge from the bathroom — after taking one of Saban’s oatmeal cream pies, of course — he bent down on one knee and asked Posey to marry him. She said yes.
Some people dream of a wedding at the church in their hometown. Some want something fancy like the Four Seasons in Maui. Some want somewhere exotic like the coast of Bali or Bora Bora. Take all those ideas, combine them together, add 1 billion pounds of romance and this is what you got for an Alabama fan: the middle of Nick Saban’s office. Literally the destination wedding to end all destination weddings. Palm trees and oceans? Fuck that. Give me BCS Bowl trophies and rich mahogany, Roll Tide bitches!
And the fact this bro dropped a deuce in Saban’s personal toilet right before popping the question? Holy shit. I don’t know what ranking is higher than King but this guy just claimed it forever.
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