October 27, 2014 - November 2, 2014
ABC News – “‘Beauty at every age’ is such a boring cliché, but beauty is not just reserved for youth,” she said. “There’s a big movement that supports that. I didn’t feel any kind of milestone pressure turning 50 at all, perhaps because I’ve been preparing for this stage of my life for a long time.”
The former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model and Australian beauty just turned 50 this past March. Not to mention she has two children — Flynn, 16, and Aurelius, 11.
“In my 40s, I started to focus on health and wellness; I stopped drinking and taking any drugs—even aspirin—and I began really cleaning out my system,” she added. “By the time I hit 50, I didn’t feel any sort of plateau physically, and it didn’t feel like a shock emotionally either. It wasn’t like, Oh my gosh, I’d better get myself together before I turn 50; it was more like I was reborn.”
Elle Macpherson is 50 years old and is basically leading a mainstream version of Lisa Ann’s MILF revolution by giving interviews in which she’s talking about the joys of being an older chick who’s still got it. And I guess she does…like she’s not Christie Brinkley at 60 years old looking better than any real-life 30-year-old I’ve seen but she’s smoking in that “I’m an older gal but will totally wreck your dick and talk shit to you while we’re banging so you know I’m in charge. Also I might finger your butt and I know you’re not into that but fuck you I know how to please a man, I banged Timothy Dalton” kind of way. The pics from the photoshoot in the video above are A+ — though you could Photoshop the crap out of a cantaloupe and I’d probably be down to fuck it — but really I respect more that she’s kind of a .500 batter in this behind the scenes video. For example:
No thank you ma’am.
YES! (though please don’t jerk me off with your veiny nana hands)
I’d rather fuck Bruce Jenner if we’re being honest.
Very respectable showing in this week’s Throwback Thursday for a mature woman who still wouldn’t bang any of us no matter how much we pleaded, I’d say.
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Ex Ohio State Star LaQuinton Ross’s Class Wide Email Asking For Help On His Final Paper Is Hilarious
I respect the hell out of LaQuinton admitting he was struggling and looking for help. I mean it’s not like he wanted someone to write it for him. It’s not like he was following the example of other schools (cough cough UNC) and just taking fake classes then bullying his teachers into giving him good grades. He actually wanted to do a good job and just needed a little bit of direction. If anyone can help he’ll be the tall African American in the back lol.
PS – Looking for nerds in class to help with a big paper = smart. Leaving school early for the NBA then going undrafted = not as smart, in hindsight.
Say what you want about the state of West Virginia and its inhabitants, but don’t say their fan base isn’t one of the best in the country. Absolute die hards with no regard for anything but football and setting shit on fire. I live like a million miles away and even I’m nervous about what’s going to happen Saturday night if the Mountaineers take down TCU….
This dude is going to go on a god damn RAMPAGE (assuming he wasn’t expelled last week, I actually think I heard that he was).
Let’s go WVU!
The guys over at MGoBlog did some exhaustive research to show that these are real so I recommend going to check out their work. David Brandon forgetting rule #1 of having a job that people constantly criticize: don’t feed the trolls. Don’t respond to the haters. The commenters, the message board posters, the emailers. Trust me I know how much it can get on your nerves but what’s the point of responding? What’s the upside? To feel good about your snarky comeback for like 5 minutes? Meanwhile the downside is them all getting leaked, proven to be real and you get another huge black eye as everyone tries to get you fired.
And don’t get me wrong, I use troll in the loosest sense here because Michigan fans have a legitimate reason to hate Dave Brandon and think he’s doing an atrocious job. Completely within their rights to let him know how they feel. Just saying from Brandon’s perspective you have to be a total moron to set yourself up to get blown up like this.
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