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December 9, 2013 - December 15, 2013
Such a perfect clip for that press conference. Lawyer just getting owned then stumbling over herself trying to address it. Please refrain.
Kentucky Superfan Chester Is Back With A New Theory…Attendance Down At UK Games Because The School Is Focusing Too Much On Academics
KS Radio – Kentucky Sports Radio’s most passionate caller has a problem with the University of Kentucky’s commitment to academics and how it is affecting attendance at athletic events. Chester believes sports should come before all the research, as he calls it, being done on the university’s campus. He says there is too much emphasis about UK being a research place.
“There’s been too much of an emphasis at that school…about UK being a research place.”
But isn’t school a place for education, Chester?
“That’s bull, that’s bull, well, it’s true.”
“We have to go over to the football games, they march out all these smart people out there. I’m fine with that. I’m happy for them to be smart and have great success and the professors and do all that stuff.”
“We got a bunch of these people coming in from other countries, which I’m fine with. But they need to learn and understand about sports!”
Chester’s back! Love this guy. Best UK super fan ever. If you don’t remember Chester is the guy who blamed Kentucky not making the tournament on “liberal socialism” which frankly I thought was a brilliant point. Fuck the overall record with the staggering amount of losses, it’s that god damn Obama that kept the Wildcats out of March Madness. And now we have a whole new theory on why attendance down. Is it a spoiled fan base? Fans who are too used to winning and don’t want to show up to the cupcake games? Maybe, but mostly it’s that for some reason Kentucky is focusing on being more of a “school” lately. Research and knowledge and shit. FUCK THAT. We got hoops to win. I mean good for all these losers who want to be “smart” and “have success” but if you think that’s more important than learning and understanding UK sports then honestly you’re a fucking idiot and probably a liberal piece of garbage.
- Patricia Carroll is the worst public speaker alive. Not even exaggerating. She is the single worst. Rambling, disorganized, repeating herself over and over again, getting every 10th word wrong and having to go back to correct herself. Kind of a shame because when she finally got to her point she couldn’t even present it. Said “Ladies and Gentlemen” no less than 545 times.
-Caroll said her client wasn’t tested for date rape drugs and that her blood and urine wasn’t sent to the lab for over a month.
-Carroll said her client’s medical records were altered. She was in the middle of presenting these documents…
When ESPN cut away to show Megatron highlight packages. Not even joking. They just stopped carrying it.
Time to cut over to the live stream…
- Accused state of “an investigation of a rape victim, not a rape suspect”
- She just put her stunner shades on, maybe that will help with the confidence
-”No investigation was conducted to speak of”
-Just called on the Florida Attorney General to conduct a “special investigation”
-Carroll in absolute shambles right now. SHAMBLES. Just got pissed at a reporter for his question, stumbled on her answer, her papers went flying everywhere and the sun is directly in her eyeballs.
-Family of the accuser should file their lawsuit against this lawyer. Dead serious. Every valid and interesting point she has tried to raise has gotten completely lost in her inability to present it.
-Geese have officially taken over this press conference.
-I’m bored so I’m going to work on the next blog now.
Sir Charles is in the building everybody. Charles Barkley is one of the most legendary guys who has ever walked this earth, but his athleticism is an enigma covered in an anomaly all wrapped up in a fucking riddle. I honestly don’t even come close to understanding it. For the life of me I can’t think of anyone else who was so gifted in their own sport and so embarrassingly bad at all others. Oh well, I’d still rather have Barkley kicking for me over Cade Foster.
Old Man From ASU Brawl Says He Kicked Frat Bro In The Face Because He Was Protecting His Pregnant Daughter
“I really couldn’t understand a word he was saying, he just kept yelling OLD MAN”
“I am not a karate expert I watched a lot of movies”
“I’m not proud of this by any means but when some guy starts hitting himself in the head and screaming at me and getting into my bubble I go into defense mode”
Well there you have it folks. In case you were wondering who to root for in the infamous Old Man vs. Frat Bros scuffle at Sun Devil Stadium. Old dude just standing up for his pregnant daughter who was getting harassed by a wild pack of rude and out of control fratty douches like a valiant hero. Of course there’s always the little question of “can the old man in the student section of a college football game slamming bros in the face with the soles of his New Balance sneakers” be trusted? And also shouldn’t a pregnant chick like be at home resting and not thrust in the middle of a drunk rowdy student crowd at a big football game? But whatever, I’m willing to give old balls the benefit of the doubt. He’s earned it. Note to fellow patrons. Don’t get in his bubble. His bubble = off limits unless you want to be eating rubber.
Introducing Rachel from Arizona State. So close to the weekend I can taste it. Might just look at Rachel pictures for the next 8 hours to make the time fly.
Introducing Logan from ASU. Not so fast Florida State. ASU is still making their run for the Smokeshow crown.
Riddle me this: if 2 Chainz, Avicii, Phoenix, and The Weeknd are coming in at #81-90, how hard are #1-10 gonna make your head explode? The answer: so hard.
81) 2 Chainz – Feds Watching (ft. Pharrell)
Really though, huge year for the Tity Boi.
82) Phoenix – Trying To Be Cool (Remix ft. R. Kelly)
R. Kelly all day and every which way, and this certainly won’t be the last time he
pees sees on this countdown.
85) Avicii – Hey Brother
Maybe the Zollo rips on Aveeky a bit, but let’s be honest, like 15 out of 11 songs on True were fucking smashes and he rocks a mean flannel.
Stu-dent ath-oh-letes? Oh that is brilliant sir!
ESPN- The five power conferences of college sports want more flexibility in providing financial support to athletes. A major reason they lack that freedom in the first place is other NCAA members have feared widening the wealthiest programs’ competitive advantage. NCAA leaders are exploring ways to alter their governing structure, which would allow the schools that can afford it to pay for certain expenses currently prohibited. That includes offering stipends for the costs of attending school not covered by scholarships.
Hell yeah, about time. I’m all about this proposal for a couple of reasons. Firstly, because the NCAA is more or less a glorified slave-trade with the way it operates currently. We’ve all said it before, we’ve all seen the South Park episode. The NCAA is a billion dollar industry that keeps its bottom line low by refusing to pay to the workers that drive it. All based on these antiquated rules from the fucking Taft administration. Ridiculously outdated policy. I mean women couldn’t even vote back when these rules were made and I’m about 75% sure that they can now, so if we can change that then why can’t we change something important like this? Ludicrous that it’s even taken this long.
But the second, and way more important, reason that I want this to happen is because it would provide an unlimited well of blogging material until the end of time. Seriously I don’t think we would even have a remote chance of keeping up with all the stories if every single kid playing in a power conference was making ~60k a year in disposable income. It would be mayhem. We already get enough stories about these 24-25 year old pro athletes doing ridiculous shit after signing their rookie contracts, and those are grown men who have financial advisors and media consultants and whatnot. Now imagine what would happen if you start giving that type of cash to 18 year olds who’s only influence are drunk frat bros? Pretty much a college sports bloggers wet dream.