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Margot Robbie Only Got The ‘Wolf Of Wall Street’ Part Because She Punked Out Leo DiCaprio

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Feb 2711:30AM EST

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Harper’s Bazaar – [In Margot Robbie's words] “OK, so: big open room, video camera, Ellen Lewis is filming. Just me, Marty and Leo.” In the scene, Robbie’s character and DiCaprio’s character…are on their first date. ‘We get three lines into it and he says something and, subconsciously, I roll my eyes. And Leo’s like, ‘What was that look for?’ And I’m thinking, in my head: ‘That’s not a line! Is he really asking me that? Should I explain?’ And then I realise he’s ad-libbing. I’m like, ‘Oh, shit. He’s improvising! I need to improvise now!’

“So I’m failing miserably. And Leo’s phenomenal. He’s powerful. He can do his part and he can do your part at the same time with his eyes closed. I’m barely getting a word in. When I do it’s not anything interesting – I just look pathetic.”

Next scene…Robbie again: “In my head I was like, ‘You have literally 30 seconds left in this room and if you don’t do something impressive nothing will ever come of it. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime chance, just take it.’ And so I start screaming at him and he’s yelling back at me. And he’s really scary. I can barely keep up. And he ends it saying, ‘You should be happy to have a husband like me. Now get over here and kiss me.’ So I walk up really close to his face and then I’m like, ‘Maybe I should kiss him. When else am I ever going to get a chance to kiss Leo DiCaprio, ever?’ But another part of my brain clicks and I just go, Whack! I hit him in the face. And then I scream, ‘F*ck you!’ And that’s not in the script at all. The room just went dead silent and I froze. I’m thinking, ‘You just hit Leonardo DiCaprio in the face. They’re going to arrest you because that’s assault. You’re definitely never going to work again, that’s for sure. They’ll probably sue you as well in case there’s a bruise on his face and he needs to film something else. And then all of a sudden Marty and Leo just burst out laughing. Marty says, ‘That was great!’ Leo’s like, ‘Hit me again!’”

 
 

Margot Robbie is so close to being the biggest thing in Hollywood and I couldn’t be more excited. She was hot as hell in Wolf of Wall Street physically but the bitchy Brooklyn chick vibe she gave out was also beyond perfect if you’re into that sort of thing (and I say this with a rich personal tapestry of misery coming from that demographic), maybe only second to Scarlett Johansson in that Don Jon movie with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. But the big thing here is how genius she seems to be. We’ve established multiple times that Leo has his pick of any women on Earth because of his combo of good looks, fame and fortune, and game on top of game. So how do you stay a step ahead? By doing something so out of left field that he didn’t know it was possible. For Leo, chicks are like a Choose Your Own Adventure book; you do this A thing and there are only X, Y, and Z outcomes. So if you come out of nowhere and slap the taste out of his mouth, that’s about the biggest power move a chick can drop. It’s the only reason he’s got this weird cat and mouse game going on with Rihanna. Dude is the fucking man but he’s practically a psychological case study at this point.

 
 

Bottom line: No doubt in my mind that Margot Robbie is going to blow up in the next few years, surest thing in decades. Too hot, instincts too good, way too perfect naked. Death, taxes, and Margot Robbie being the next big thing are the only certainties in life.

 
 

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PS The nudes from Wolf of Wall Street are here in case you need a reminder.

 

PPS Leo definitely jerked off after that audition. How could you not?

Adidas Offers $100K For Fastest 40 Time at the Combine, Refuses To Pay The UAB Player Who Wins

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Feb 2711:00AM EST

 

 

ESPN - Former UAB receiver JJ Nelson, who ran the fastest overall time at the NFL combine, is confused why he doesn’t have $100,000 in his pocket.

Adidas said it would pay the top three fastest players who ran the 40-yard dash in its shoes and signed a contract to endorse the brand before they ran $100,000.

When Nelson went to the player suite where he had a choice to run in the latest models form Nike, Under Armour and Adidas, he said he chose Adidas not only because the shoes were comfortable but because he was aware of the $100,000 prize.

“I wasn’t completely focused on it at the time,” Nelson told ESPN.com. “I was obviously focused on getting a good time first.”

An Adidas news release said that the offer was “open to the athletes who sign with adidas prior to running their official 40 yard dashes later this month,” but Nelson said he wasn’t ever given a chance to sign with the brand.

“I signed some waiver at some point, but I was never given a chance to sign an endorsement deal,” Nelson said.

When the ESPN.com article was posted that quoted Adidas spokesman Michael Ehrlich as saying Nelson wasn’t eligible because he didn’t sign with the brand, Nelson said he started getting phone calls and text messages.

“Players and friends were calling me thinking I would be dumb enough to turn down $100,000,” Nelson said.

At 5-foot-10, 156 pounds, Nelson — who ran a 4.28 40-yard dash — is thought of as, at best, a late-round draft pick. The same can’t be said for the three players who took home the $100,000.

 

 

Umm not to sound like the smartest guy in the room or anything but seems kind of cut and dry to me?  You need to sign a contract to endorse Adidas before running to be eligible for the prize.  JJ Nelson didn’t sign a contract with Adidas.  Thus JJ Nelson was not eligible.  Yeah he was clearly confused and Adidas maybe didn’t make it clear enough and it flat out sucks to think you just won $100K only to end up with zilch, but let’s not act like this is some huge injustice.  It’s shitty luck and planning and communication, and a huge bummer for Nelson.  But it doesn’t seem like a malicious move by Adidas to just not pay a guy because he’s not a big enough name or something.

Obviously though it’s probably in Adidas’s best interest to just pay the guy considering they probably have that kind of cash in a shoebox somewhere, just to avoid the negative press.  Last thing you need when you’re getting your skulls stomped in by Nike is bad PR.  Phil Knight would have like $500K cash in a duffel bag and 20 suitcases full of apparel waiting at the kid’s doorstep this morning just to get him to not say anything bad to the media anymore, but then again that’s why they’re Nike.

South Carolina College Bans Athletes From Being Gay

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Feb 2710:15AM EST

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OutsportsErskine College has issued a new official statement that is expected to drive a no-gays policy at the school and create an atmosphere where LGBT people do not feel safe:

Christ affirms that marital union is to be between a man and woman (Matt 19:4-6). The Bible teaches that monogamous marriage between a man and a woman is God’s intended design for humanity and that sexual intimacy has its proper place only within the context of marriage (1 Thes. 4:3-5, Col. 3:5-7). Sexual relations outside of marriage or between persons of the same sex are spoken of in scripture as sin and contrary to the will of the Creator (Rom. 1:26-27; 1 Cor. 6:9-10; 1 Tim. 1:9-11).

We believe the Bible teaches that all sexual activity outside the covenant of marriage is sinful and therefore ultimately destructive to the parties involved. As a Christian academic community, and in light of our institutional mission, members of the Erskine community are expected to follow the teachings of scripture concerning matters of human sexuality and institutional decisions will be made in light of this position.

The statement also offers a perfunctory olive branch about “prayerfulness” toward “same-sex attraction” and “gender identity.”

According to the school’s Web site, “the Student Services and Athletic Committee submitted and the full board approved a Statement on Human Sexuality. The administration will add the statement to its official manuals and determine how it will be integrated into campus culture and procedures.”

The school is clearly reacting to pressure from a group of conservative Christians who have been pressuring the school to eradicate gay people from the campus. Erskine College is associated with the Presbyterian Church.

 

 

Super aggressive move from Erskine College huh?  A school with 2 openly gay athletes on their highly successful volleyball team just banning athletes from being gay.   Can you even do that? Just stand up in the quad somewhere and declare that being gay is no longer allowed?  Reminds me of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.

 

 

Hey you.  Gay guy.  Stop it.  You’re not allowed to be gay anymore, as of this morning.  Policy change.  Switch to straight.

 

 

Here’s the story about the two gay volleyball players

 

Last year we featured the stories of Drew Davis and Juan Varona, two gay Erskine College volleyball players who had found acceptance from their teammates in the small school in rural South Carolina. After we wrote about them the team went on to the NCAA tournament, one of only six teams in the country to appear in the postseason.

 

…well, formerly gay.  Assuming they’re no longer gay as per the orders of the administration after their one-on-one meeting with God.  Hope Drew and Juan track the school president down and spike a volleyball down his throat.

Vandy Hoops Coach Caught On Camera Yelling “I’ll Fucking Kill You!” At His Player After Game

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Feb 279:30AM EST

 

 

Vanderbilt head coach Kevin Stallings lost his temper and got in the face of Wade Baldwin IV because of unsportsmanlike conduct after the Commodores’ win over the Volunteers.

 

 

 

God we are SO soft these days as a society.  Seriously did I just see a 4+ minute segment on ESPN about a coach yelling at his player?   Is this what it’s come to?  From Bobby Knight turning boys into men, from all the disciplinarians throughout history who established themselves as some of the greatest coaches of all time, to Kevin Stallings being savaged on social media and forced to apologize for cursing at his player after the player acted like a dickhead.  That’s the irony here, that the reason he was yelling at him was for poor sportsmanship.  God forbid you teach the kid a lesson, people probably want him to sit down with Baldwin and his parents and go through a 1 hour Powerpoint presentation on treating people nicely while holding his hand and feeding him cookies dunked in milk.

 

Oh and Baldwin just became one of my favorite players in the game FYI.

 

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Barstool U Friday Morning Smokeshow – Evelyn from High Point

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Feb 279:20AM EST

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Introducing Evelyn from High Point, the pride of North Carolina.

 

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MS MR – Hurricane (Adventure Club Remix)

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Feb 269:09PM EST

Adventure Club absolutely murders this new remix, lending their unparalleled melodic dubstep touch to MS MR’s “Hurricane.”

Stream more from Adventure Club

Barstool U Thursday Smokeshow – Johanna from FAU

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Feb 265:30PM EST

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Re-introducing Johanna from Florida Atlantic. She’s been featured before but she blew up the Barstool Insta so hard yesterday we just had to update the gallery.

 

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Barstool Best Hour Of Your Party Mixes

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Feb 264:50PM EST

Our Best Hour Of You Party series is the best weekend music on the internet, bar none.  Dante mixes up the latest and greatest in pop, EDM, hip-hop, and all things hot into over an hour of seamless rage tunes.

Head over to Barstool Beats to stream and download them all, and don’t forget to follow Beats on soundcloud.

Dan Bilzerian Joined Snapchat, Immediately Got Banned For Posting Some Naked Chick On His First Snap

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Feb 264:10PM EST

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And the more NSFWish screengrabs from his first Snap…

 
 

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Yep that’s just about everything I’d expect from Dan Bilzerian’s first (and possibly last) public Snapchat story. I’ve come full circle on Bilzerian after being sick of his antics a few months back; once you make peace with the fact that this dude is way too rich and way too concerned about looking like a badass to everyone else, it’s back to being all fun and games. Like I wouldn’t even doubt that he worked it out with Snapchat that they’d suspend his account right after this so he could puff his chest out and go “YEAH THIS GUY HERE IS TOO FUCKING EXTREME EVEN FOR SNAPCHAT” in the hopes his followers would think he’s cool. Bottom line to me is if I’m going to pump the tires of all these Instagram models for playing the fame game the right way, I should respect the same effort from Bilzerian. If wannabe famous women on Instagram can Photoshop an ass to get recognition, this guy should be able to do the same with his dad’s trust fund dough, guns, and pretending to fuck porn stars. It’s only fair, gender equality and all.

 
 

And frankly the fact that Instagram model/Playboy chick Lindsey Pelas is allegedly the one in this Snap also helps a lot. Hitler himself could be reincarnated and if he gave me more photos and video of Lindsey Pelas, odds are I’d end up goose stepping around as much as possible as a man with a throbbing erection can.

 
 

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Here’s some NSFW of Lindsey Pelas just in case it is her. Between this and the llama chase, today was a good day.

 
 

(pics via Nextshark, TFM)

DraftKings $10K NBA Mega Quarter Arcade…Turn 25 Cents Into $10,000

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Feb 263:50PM EST

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Ever turned a quarter into $10K?  Want to?  We got the DraftKings Quarter Arcade coming up for tomorrow night’s games – yup, it’s literally 25 cents to enter, with a $10K prize pool.  Deposit 5 bucks and draft 20 different teams if you want.  Best way to build your bankroll for the HUGE contests we got coming up in the Micro Millions Series that’s going to have $2.4 mil in prizes across 6 different sports in 75 events.  If you need some cash to take those down this is how to start.

 

Contest Details:

-$10,000 NBA MEGA Quarter Arcade
-Just $.25 to enter, $10,000 in prizes
-Make a minimum deposit of $5 and you can draft 20 different teams for the NBA Quarter Arcade and a chance to win $10K
-Just draft 8 NBA players from tomorrow night’s games and stay under the $50K salary cap to win.

 

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