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Study Music From Barstool Beats

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Oct 192:00PM EST

 

I’m gonna go ahead and give away a little trade secret here, but Anjunadeep sets make you an instant genius.  Like press play and you’re smarter, boom done.  A little Thomas Jack and Tchami never hurt anyone either.

If you’re in more of a playlist mood, here’s a few that might help, or check out our entire study selection on Barstool Beats.

 

Zollo’s Get DeepI was the best student you’ve ever met, trust me (and I just updated this cause people were bitching so there’s that too).

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RickRoz’s Performance Enhancing Beats – Indie shit, definitely chick approved, just some solid brain food

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kmarko’s Bangerflamez - especially effective if your final is in Blogging Hot Fire

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Zollo’s Bring Your Whole Crew - I’m still not over how good of a job I did on this

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Winning Big Football Games And Setting Shit On Fire…That’s What Morgantown Does

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Down goes Baylor…down goes every single couch in Morgantown.  So it goes.

 

Country roaddssss…take me homeeeee

 

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You do NOT want to be a piece of upholstery in West Virginia on a Saturday against a ranked opponent.

 

 

 

 

PS – Easily my favorite bro of the weekend:

 

 

100 Bucks To The First Person Who Can Tell Me What The Hell Lou Holtz Is Saying Here

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Oct 1911:21AM EST

 

 

 

 

Don’t ever change Lou.  Never change.

 

 

 

 

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Jameis Winston Rescues A Stray Puppy And Brings It To Animal Shelter, Saving Its Life…In Yo Face ESPN!

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Oct 1810:00AM EST

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Next up on ESPN:  Paul Finebaum demands the suspension of Jameis Winston for contributing to the world’s overpopulation of puppies.

 

 

Seriously Jameis is kind of even now right?  I mean for as much shit as people give him for being dumb this was a pretty much genius move.    As bad as alleged rape and thievery and bee bee gun violence and impermissible autographs are, the one thing that’s universally loved:  a cute little puppy.

 

 

 

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Jameis = hero.

GameDay Signs Live From Tallahassee #BlameJameis

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GameDay signs Live Blog now Live.  Tweet your best at me and I’ll keep updating.

 


 

 

 

 

 

Drake Playing Some Ball With The UK Hoops Team At Midnight Madness

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Oct 179:58PM EST

 

 

AIRRRRBALLLLLLLLLL

 

 

 

 

 

Fucking Drake.  What can you say about the guy?  He picks a bandwagon and he rides the hell out of it.

 

 

#NeverForget

 

 


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Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Cassandra from San Diego State

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Oct 175:45PM EST

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Introducing Cassandra.  Have a good one!

 

 

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FSU/Notre Dame and Alabama/A&M Hype Videos Getting Everybody Amped Up For Saturday

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Hype video for the second biggest game of the weekend and a quick repost of the awesome FSU/Notre Dame one from earlier to get everybody ready for another awesome CFB weekend.    The Dumbest Gameday Show on Earth coming at you live from FSU campus tomorrow.  See everybody in the morning for the live blog.

 

 

YOUR PERFECT TV DAY TOMORROW:

12 PM Baylor vs. WVU   (80.5 O/U?  Hell yeah) & Oklahoma vs. K State

3:30 PM  Alabama vs. Texas A&M

4 PM  TCU vs. OK State

8 PM  I Think Everybody Knows

10:30 PM Stanford vs. ASU  (no blackface please)

 

 

DFS Lineup 

 

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The Viceroy #SmokeShowOfTheDay Contest Is Live. Vote Now!

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Oct 174:55PM EST

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“Girl with the most RTs at Midnight tonight wins $100. RT your favorite girl to help her out.

Also If you want to contribute as a Barstool viceroy email Paul@barstoolsports.com. We are looking for people at every school

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oklahoma University Football Team Chaplain Arrested For Stealing Prescription Pills

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Oct 174:34PM EST

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NewsOk - The chaplain for the University of Oklahoma football team was arrested on Wednesday after he allegedly lured a man from his house by offering a bogus vehicle test drive and then stealing prescription medications while the man was gone.

Kent Bowles, 45, of Norman, who also serves as regional representative for the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, a national sports ministry, was arrested on complaints of possession of a controlled dangerous substance, larceny, concealment of stolen property and obtaining cash or merchandise by bogus check or false pretenses.

Norman police were called about 6:45 p.m. Wednesday to a disturbance in the 2000 block of Morning Dew Trail and entered a house after hearing sounds of distress. Inside, they found the resident and Bowles. When officers asked Bowles if he had anything concealed on him, Bowles admitted that he had taken pills from the home.

The officer retrieved several types of pills from Bowles’ pockets, including Oxycodone and Hydrocodone.

Bowles, who identified himself to police as an FCA representative, explained that he was at the home because the owner had agreed to test drive a GMC vehicle as part of a fund-raising event for the organization. Bowles claimed that for every 100 test drives, the Ferguson GMC dealership would make a donation to the FCA.

 

 

 

Ok I’ll admit it, kind of a bad look for a team chaplain to be caught stealing prescription drugs.  In an ideal world you don’t want to be a minister getting arrested for larceny and possession, at least as far as your reputation is concerned.  But you know what, this is one of the biggest college football programs in the country that we’re talking about.  This is Oklahoma.  Boomer Sooner.  I want my team chaplain to have a little bit of an edge to him.  Need it for the locker room.  Seriously what are you gonna do this weekend when #14 K State comes into town, gently get on your knees and softly pray that they don’t stomp the shit out of you?  Got to man up, put a helmet on somebody and knock their ass out.  Kill or be killed out there.  And that attitude all starts with a team priest that ain’t afraid to lure guys out of their houses with offers of bogus test drives and stealing all their Oxy and dumping it directly into his face.   Do you Chaplain Bowles, do you bro.

 

 

 

 

PS – Still the best chaplain in the game: