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Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Taylor from FAU
Aug 293:30PM EST

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Introducing Taylor from FAU.  Another epic week of smokeshows in the books.  Is it just me or are girls getting hotter and hotter?  Have a good holiday weekend everybody!




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ECU Alpha Xi Delta Taking You Into The Weekend
Aug 293:00PM EST




See everybody Tuesday!  And of course some CFB updates throughout the weekend.  Got a smokeshow coming up in a bit as well as the Barstool U Week In Smokeshows later this afternoon.  Have a good one.









ECU Alpha Chi Delta 




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Best New Music Of The Week From Drake, Zedd, Garrix, Sean Leon, Childish Gambino + More
Aug 292:46PM EST



With new jams from electro gods Zedd, Garrix and Porter Robinson and hip-hop mainstays Drake, Sean Leon & Gambino putting in work it’s been one way hot week for new music.

Click to stream the best new music of the week

Click to stream the best new music of the week

You’ve Failed Labor Day Weekend Unless You’re Intensely Fingering A Chick In McDonald’s Like This Guy
Aug 292:20PM EST



Seems like someone satisfied his Big Mac Attack without even ordering the burger, way more than a quarter pound of meat in those buns for sure. I love the guy’s static death glare head game, too. He looks like a total nerd and must be horrified that this video is out there but I’ve got nothing but respect for the way DJ Diddles is working his craft. She’s a big girl so he might be mistaking some thigh stretch marks for the vagine but damned if he isn’t still fluttering away for her satisfaction. Game recognize game, kid, go big or go home.


1,000,000 to 1 odds she got as much joy out of that as she did the McDonald’s, though. Not even saying that just because she’s pleasingly plump — well, maybe a little, check out how she got the super sized meal based on how big the cup is — but just because there’s nothing on Earth better than 3 a.m. drunken McDonald’s. You give me the choice between going home to bang out Scarlett Johansson or go get some McSnack Wraps and a McFlurry and some fries…I’m choosing Scarlett because I’m not a fat fucking idiot. But it’s close.



(via Mentality Mag)

Mitch McGary On Doing Drugs: “I Did. Whatever. So What?”
Aug 292:00PM EST



TSNFormer Michigan standout Mitch McGary weighed in on the marijuana suspension that pushed him to end his college basketball career early.

Now with the Oklahoma City Thunder after being selected with the 21st pick in the 2014 NBA Draft, McGary told VICE Sports that going through the experience was “good for (him).”

“It was a learning moment. The way I handled it was mature and responsible so I think people actually took my side against the NCAA,” he explained.

He also said he brushed off the people commenting on his social media profiles accusing him of doing drugs.

“You know what? I did. Whatever. So what? I learned from it,” he said, chalking it up to being a college student.




Hey Bo Pelini!





Hi hater.


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Still can’t believe the NCAA’s idea of handling college kids smoking weed is to ban them for a year and force them to jump to the NBA and leave school before they’re ready.  Interesting approach.





PS – Love Mitch with the “that’s what God had in mind” excuse.  Maybe, orrr you just smoked weed with your friends like a million other kids then got caught during drug testing, either one.  But yeah, God’s fault sounds better.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Tracy from Hartford vs. Lexi from ASU
Aug 291:15PM EST

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Tracy from Hartford





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Lexi from ASU 


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1 for Tracy…5 for Lexi


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The Summer Of Bo Comes To Crashing Halt…Bo Pelini Says Marijuana Use Is “Out Of Control In Society”
Aug 2912:45PM EST

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OMAHA – Bo Pelini veered off topic a little Friday morning at the Big Red Breakfast and took a strong stance against marijuana, telling a crowd of about 250 people that it’s a “real problem out there.”

Pelini called it not only an issue in high schools, middle schools and even grade schools, but society in general, saying: “It is out of control.”

“Let’s face it, it’s not OK,” Pelini said. “I think everybody that’s our age, my age, hopefully understands that it’s not OK. It’s not good. It’s not good for you. And these kids do it on a daily basis and a yearly basis … and it’s a real problem out there.

“Fortunately for us it is not (an issue) in our program. But I can tell you around college football and college athletics … serious in college. I guarantee you walk into dorms nowadays and it is a horrible problem.”

Pelini at earlier times Friday was discussing the modern challenges that coaches face and what they see with players, families and backgrounds.

His comments about marijuana followed when he was asked to expound.

“I think it’s something in society we need to get fixed, but unfortunately they get bad information,” he said.




Damnit Bo!  What the hell!  We were doing so well.  Bo Pelini used to be the guy who was known by everybody as the mediocre football coach who kept getting in hot water for screaming at everybody all the time.  His biggest hit was getting caught on tape telling fans to fuck themselves.  Then, after an entire summer of viral videos and pictures, some funny aloof poses, we carefully cultivated an image of a guy who maybe wasn’t so bad after all.  Maybe he was actually pretty chill.




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Well you can cancel all that right now.  Marijuana is out of control?  It’s ruining society?  Hey Bo how much of a square are you bro?  The answer is total square.  Sorry Bo, back to grumpy old dickhole for you.




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PS – Yeah “fortunately for you it’s not a problem in your program.”  Haha.  Be more clueless dude.  You have a bunch of college aged kids in the middle of the fucking corn fields of Nebraska.  What exactly do you think they’re doing in their free time?

Music Video: The Weeknd – King Of The Fall
Aug 2912:30PM EST

One week after dishing out the video for “Often,” The Weeknd is at the forefront again unleashing the visuals for his steam-fest track “King Of The Fall.” That blue North Face he’s rocking is a must cop if I’ve ever seen one.

More from The Weeknd

Arizona State Chick Just Chugging Fireball Out Of The Bottle In The ASU Student Section
Aug 2912:00PM EST

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This is it.  This is the official symbol for Arizona State University.  Smokeshow Chugging Fireball Out of the Bottle In The Middle Of The Student Section During A Football Game.    Put it on the website, put it on the school flag, put up billboards on the stadium, erect a statue.  That’s everything right there.

Sure sure, the administrators can keep pretending their #1 focus is education and they’re an institution for higher learning blah blah.  That’s fine, I understand that, you gotta do what you gotta do as a professional.  Just saying, if you want to break the mold and be realistic and let people know what you’re really about, hot chick slamming Fireball in the crowd is all that needs to be put on display.  Smokeshows, partying, getting fucked up, and D1 sports.  ASU is bout it bout it.




An Escort Who Banged Josh Gordon Is Now Trolling Him On Instagram
Aug 2911:10AM EST


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Bottom line: Josh Gordon is suffering some indignities here for sparking up that he shouldn’t have to. An overly stiff suspension for just being a dude who likes to smoke up on something that doesn’t help athletic performance AND getting put on blast by an escort to whom you pay OUTRAGEOUS amounts — from what I saw when Googling around last night, uh for blog research purposes only, up to and around $10,000 plus travel — as well? Just not a good week for a guy who led the NFL in receiving yards last year.


Anyway since I’m the marijuana advocate here on Barstool I’ve got my serious take on the Josh Gordon deal below. But first: Some NSFW photos of this Jenna Shea chick and her ginormous ass. She’s been rumored to bang James Harden and some other athletes for those big-time paydays, hell of a gig if you can get it. But at that hefty of a price tag? I mean I get the love of white chicks with big asses as well as any white guy can and I know these guys are rich and can afford to spend money on way dumber shit but you’re telling me they couldn’t find a reasonable facsimile who’d fuck for free? Maybe I’m just naïve but how good can not-famous pussy be that you’d drop a house downpayment on it? Blows my mind.



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Her caption on that last one: “This is why I get money :) blessed to the max.” Poignant usage of “blessed” there. Some use it for love, family, or accomplishments, others celebrate their ass the size of Little Miss Muffet’s tuffet allowing men to bang them for money. To each their own.



As for my real take, Big Cat pointed out earlier this week that Josh Gordon’s suspension may be an overreach by the NFL but the rules are the rules in accordance with the NFL’s collective bargaining agreement. He’s right; the players did negotiate this deal so, unfortunately, they have to live by it. But in a year in which the NFL subjectively chose to give Ray Rice two games for knocking out his wife and dragging her unconscious body out of an elevator and also subjectively chose to not yet give Colts owner Jim Irsay any suspension for driving under the influence with hundreds of pills and $30K in cash despite reports of one coming for literally months now, maybe the NFL could have gone a little lighter on a ban for a guy who did something that’s legal in 20% of the United States right now and a major hot button issue domestically. They could have taken a stance, one that would have been well-received amongst a relatively disenchanted group of players who could probably use marijuana to subdue some of the pains they get from playing a violent game, and they didn’t.



(via Larry Brown Sports)