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Tchami – Untrue
Sep 169:00PM EST

Not exactly new, but if this isn’t the hottest shit I’ve heard in a minute I’ll hang up my blogging shoes.  Tchami for President.

First Round Of Blackouts Is Over, Now On To Hartford and Worcester To Wreak Havoc
Sep 167:30PM EST



October 24th and 25th we will be headed to Hartford and Worcester to take over the Webster Theatre and The Palladium and we are fucking psyched. The Massachusetts and Connecticut shows are always the BEST shows have. They sell out every time and I guess they just love to black the fuck out and party. So do we which makes this a cant miss stop on the tour. Worcester we’re coming for you October 24th and Hartford the 25th. Buy your tickets now because these will sell out!


Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)


Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Madison from Ursinus
Sep 165:30PM EST

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Introducing Madison from Ursinus.  Who?  Where?   All I know is this is how you close out a Tuesday.



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OkCupid Bro Completely Overreacts To Chick Not Texting Him Back And Is Now Being Internet Shamed
Sep 165:00PM EST




Jezebel – A reader emailed us this text exchange that occurred after she went on a “nice” but otherwise not noteworthy first date with a man she met on OkCupid. Afterwards they texted briefly, but she had plans (and also wasn’t sure if she wanted to see him again) so didn’t respond to two subsequent texts he sent over the following few days. After the last message, he didn’t take her radio silence as an indication to cool it; instead, he sent her another text chastising her for not wanting to go out with him because she is a “self involved princess.”



It’s pretty hard to defend a guy who tries to book a date with “Care to grab a libation tomorrow night?” (though obviously given my writing style I do have a soft spot for him dropping needless SAT words) but here it is: This dude sucks, 1000%. But you know whose fault it is? Society’s. Not his. He’s never had to deal with the anxiety of calling some chick’s house and awkwardly asking if he can talk to Becky Sue in the hopes of finger banging her. He doesn’t know a world where you have to date a girl for MONTHS on the off chance she’s putting out. He’s just some try-hard idiot whom this chick should have been able to sniff out as being a tool immediately. A guy doesn’t all of a sudden lose his shit in a hissy fit after just two hours of non-reply without some serious defects and some bright neon signs to point it out; girl chose to ignore it or isn’t good enough to pick it up. Your fault, lady, not Cyrano de Bergerac over here’s.



Also, this guy’s an absolute psychopath but “spree of lunatics have sugared their egos at my expense” is some fucking home run prose that I find impossible to hate on. So sick of chicks always sugaring their egos on me. Men are more than sweet confections to top off the ice cream sundae that is your misguided feminism, I’ve been saying that for years. Women need to learn about it. Women also need to learn to buy thesauruses if they’re going to text with me and this dude. Triple word score pussy for days.

Jameis Winston Stands On A Table And Screams “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” In The Middle of FSU Campus
Sep 164:40PM EST

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Is being like 1 month too late on the Fuck Her Right In The Pussy movement not the most Jameis move ever?  So Jameis.   Such a try hard.

Also, when the heat is on you for being immature and/or you are dodging rape allegations, probably refrain from yelling about fucking things in the pussy.

Album: Chris Brown – X
Sep 164:25PM EST

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Team Breezy drops off a new album that’s seemingly longer than the bible. Check out a handful of tracks off the R&B god’s new project below and if you can’t get a enough breezy in your life stream the rest of the project on beats.

Click for the rest of Chris Brown’s “X”

Click for the rest of Chris Brown’s “X”

Girls Confess Their Wildest Nights At The Club
Sep 164:00PM EST



I don’t care who you are.  3 makeouts and 2 fingerings when you’re dead sober is some next level slut shit.   Bravo to that girl, bravo.

Want to see more confessions or leave your own? Check out the Whisper app…basically Barstool Confessions on steroids.

Chrissy Teigen Taking John Legend “To See Other Boobs” For Their Anniversary Is Such A Relationship Power Move
Sep 163:35PM EST


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I know this is a power move but I just can’t figure out, for whom?  Legend for having his chick on such a tight leash that she fully realizes she has to take him to see some other boobs every now and then so he won’t get sick of her?  Or Teigen for telling him she decides when and where he can see tits that aren’t hers while also establishing herself as the “cool” wife?   As you can see, tough to establish proper credit.


Think one thing we can all be sure of is that John Legend doesn’t have much to complain about in life.  Huge career, super rich, and a ride or die wife who, oh yeah, is one of the hottest chicks ever.




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PS – All Of Me is pretty good but the original John Legend stuff can’t be topped.




Former Michigan State QB Commit Finishes 57 Day Sentence For Body Slamming Security Guard…Goes Immediately Back To Jail Same Day For Assaulting Girlfriend When He Got Home
Sep 163:15PM EST

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Detroit - Detroit Cass Tech High School football standout Jayru Campbell was released from jail Friday but is back in after allegedly physically assaulting his girlfriend.

Campbell, 17, was in jail serving a 57-day sentence for slamming a school body guard to the floor.

Police sources said there’s now another video. Sources told Local 4 shortly after being released Campbell went to Cass Tech to visit.

Campbell made his way to his girlfriend. Sources said he tried to take her phone, eventually pushing her to the ground to get the phone. He allegedly read her text messages and then assaulted her, choking and hitting her, leaving the girl with a bruise below her eye.

Sources told Local 4 Detroit Public Schools police reviewed the video and Campbell was arrested at the school.

He is beginning his senior year at the high school. He announced earlier this year he will no longer be committing to play for Michigan State University.




Does everyone remember this video?  Needed a reader email to jog my memory.




Absolutely savage bodyslam.  (Which I don’t think I addressed this at the time, but being a school security guard and getting your ass handed to you by a high school kid has got to be the most emasculating thing to ever happen on the workforce).   Said how it showed all the intangibles you need in your recruits.  Strength, explosive ability, power, a little bit of an edge.  Unfortunately for our boy Jayru he picked the WRONG week to dabble in some domestic abuse.  Not that it was ok before obviously, but hitting and choking your girlfriend in today’s climate then hoping to continue your football career is just not gonna work.  A hot tempered criminal with no regard for human life may have played before but just no chance now.   From high school star and recruit to one of the top programs in college football to jail followed by probably a job at a food court…that’s what beating up rent a cops and women will get you.  Well deserved.





h/t Scott


Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Amanda from Louisville vs. Camila from BC
Sep 162:30PM EST

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Amanda from Louisville


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Camila from Boston College


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1 for Amanda…5 for Camila


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