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Barstool U Hump Day Smokeshow – Kelsey from UGA
Mar 45:30PM EST

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Introducing Kelsey from UGA, happy Hump Day to all and to all a happy Hump Day.

Go Dawgs.


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Action Bronson – Baby Blue (ft. Chance The Rapper)
Mar 44:50PM EST

There’s been so much fire flying around that I’m a couple days late on this, but there’s just no way some new Bronson and Chance can go unblogged.  This is the first time we’ve seen this untouchable twosome together since Acid Rap’s “NaNa,” and on a Mark Ronson-produced beat nonetheless.  Obviously this is huge, and Mr. Wonderful, due out March 24, is looking like one for the ages.

In case you missed them, catch up on the rest of the Mr. Wonderful singles: “Easy Rider”, “Actin Crazy”, and “Terry”

Dude Gets Ivy League Education For Free By Sneaking Into Colleges For 4 Years
Mar 44:10PM EST

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Fast CompanyBetween 2008 and 2012, Guillaume Dumas took courses at some of the best colleges in North America—Stanford, Yale, Brown, University of California Berkeley, McGill, and University of British Columbia, among others—without being enrolled as a student. He then went on to start a successful online dating business in Montreal.

For four years, the 28-year-old from Quebec lived the life of a wandering scholar, moving from one university town to the next, attending lectures and seminars, getting into heated debates with professors. Sometimes he was open about his unregistered status, but most of the time, fearing reprisal, he kept it quiet. To pay for his everyday expenses, he worked at cafes and occasionally earned money by writing papers for other students. He lived at co-ops or other cheap student housing, but at Brown, when funds got particularly low, a kind soul let him set up his sleeping bag and tent on the roof. At the end of all this, he never received a degree.

It was a wild adventure, but to Dumas, it was also a political statement, meant to send a message. “I think of it as an act of political protest,” he tells me, in his French Canadian accent. “I was angry at how university education excludes people who cannot afford it. What happened to the belief that sharing knowledge and great ideas should be free?” Attending these universities without actually graduating from any of them was also a kind of experiment to figure out what, exactly, a university degree can get you in life. Do Ivy League graduates get top jobs because of the piece of paper they leave with, or because of their connections? And if a college degree is just an expensive ticket to a job at McKinsey or J.P. Morgan, do students really even care what they are learning in the classroom?

Dumas does not regret any of it: he has learned a lot and his lack of degree has not hurt his career in any way, since he has gone on to become an entrepreneur.


[Full article at Fast Company]




First of all I’ll give this story 24 hours before it gets completely debunked.  That’s what always happens with these wild internet stories, it goes viral, people dig into it and it turns out the dude snuck into like 2 colleges for 13 days and embellished the rest of it as some sort of marketing campaign for his new product.   But, as of post time it’s still supposedly true so might as well roll with it for now.

Listen as much as I hate this French-Canadian freeloading sissy he obviously has some valid points.  The college system is increasingly becoming a bigger and bigger mess, student loans are becoming more and more crippling, degrees and diplomas aren’t holding as much weight as they have in years past.  That’s just Facts Only.  The cost of attending college has hit such an extreme that it’s tough to justify.

But these aren’t like breaking revelations for anyone, certainly not something you had to spend 4 years “investigating.”  Face it, you scammed your way into a free 4 year education, something us common folk spend $50K a year on, and you did it at prestigious universities,  something you wouldn’t have been able to do if those places didn’t exist in the first place from other people paying for them.

Also got a kick out of the end of the story after an entire interview from the top of his soapbox.


He’s launched a successful business in Montreal called Datective, in which he helps wealthy clients navigate the worlds of online dating by creating online profiles for them and then actually impersonating those clients in early interactions with prospective partners


The dude who just preached about how exclusive and expensive the American college system is…developed an app for wealthy clients to trick women into sleeping with them. Love Mr. Social Warrior really putting all those keen observations he made and lessons he learned to try and change the system for the better and make a real difference.  Ahh screw it, too much work, let’s help rich people fuck.

Former Syracuse University Student Suing The School, Claims She Was Locked In A Psych Ward For A Week After Complaining Of Flu Like Symptoms
Mar 43:30PM EST

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Syracuse - A former Syracuse University student is suing the school and St. Joe’s hospital after she was allegedly locked in a psychiatric ward for a week due to flu-like symptoms.  Kaitlin Taylor tells the New York Post she visited SU’s Health Services in September 2013 with a fever, phlegm, chest congestion and coughing. She was then taken to the St. Joseph’s Hospital Health Center emergency room, where she felt herself getting sicker.

Taylor told the newspaper she was taken to a psychiatrist, where she explained she was having trouble sleeping, was considering changing majors and worried she’d lose her scholarship. A doctor allegedly told her she’d be kept under observation “just for the night” to give “involuntary treatment.”  According to the lawsuit, she ended up being held in the Comprehensive Psychiatric Emergency Program at St. Joe’s for six days. Papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court claim she was unable to contact anyone outside the hospital and forced to take “dangerous” medications like Risperdal, which treats schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, and Klonopin for panic attacks.

Taylor described the scene, lining up for pills with other patients, as resembling the Jack Nicholson movie “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”  ”The more I cooperated the sooner they’d let me out, that I should take their pills and go along with whatever they told me to do,” she said a nurse told her, according to the Post.  A lawyer for Taylor told the Daily Orange it is “unfathomable” that an SU student would be locked up “without justification” while seeking treatment for a sinus infection.

Taylor is suing the university, SU staff therapist Clark Pinson, and St. Joseph’s for misdiagnosing and improperly treating her, negligent and harmful use of medication and failure to get informed consent. Pinson is still currently on the university’s staff, according to the DO.  An attorney for Syracuse University staff denied acting “inappropriately in any way,” reports. St. Joseph’s declined comment.  Taylor lives in Union County, New Jersey, and has since transferred to nearby Rutgers University.


I’ve got to say, it has definitely not been the best couple of months for Syracuse University.  Self imposed post season bans, locking up random apparently sane girls in the psych ward for a week at a time.  They’re just really not firing on all cylinders.  I figure as far as mix ups go, this would be by far one of the most terrifying.  There is absolutely nothing going on inside a psych ward that I want to experience first hand.  Not even one of Randles parties.

At the end of the day though, I think this girl can only point the finger at herself.  If they make you meet with the psychologist, just tell them everything is fine.  Don’t complain to him about your million white girl problems.  Save that for your boyfriend who doesn’t care.  He’ll probably just pretend to listen and really ignore you, but he won’t lock you in the psych ward.  So for all you girls out there, those are basically your two options:  Have someone actually listen to everything you say, realize how crazy you are and lock you up, or have a guy who just nods his head and periodically says “oh wow, I’m sorry to hear that, that sucks.”  Choose wisely.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Stacie from UCF vs. Jennifer from UC Davis
Mar 42:40PM EST

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Stacie from UCF


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Jennifer from UC Davis 



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1 for Stacie…5 for Jennifer


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The Worst Part About UGA Blowing The Kentucky Game Last Night Was Their Embarrassing Cheer Sheet Getting Leaked To The Internet
Mar 42:10PM EST

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And here everyone thought Georgia was a football school.


“When Georgia hits a 3 pointer…put your hands up and yell Three!”


Watch it in action!





What were the cheers for missed free throws, not boxing out, and hitting the top of the backboard on a wide open 3 pointer during crunch time?







PS – Know who doesn’t need a cheer sheet for anything?




I always wonder what this dude is up to these days.  Think he’s like an accountant or something?  Can picture all his button-downs and pleated khakis caked with a thin layer of white paint and powder remnants from his Saturday afternoons watching Dawgs games.

Chelsea Handler Is Mad At A Report That She’s Showing Her Boobs Because They’re Fake So She Showed Her Boobs Some More
Mar 41:30PM EST

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US – Chelsea Handler has an extra boost of confidence when it comes to freeing the nipple — the comedienne underwent a breast lift six months ago, a source reveals exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly.

The former E! host, who recently turned the big 4-0, had the surgery done because she was “stressed about looking saggy,” an insider tells Us.


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Well alright then. I’m not really sure that was the boldest response, rebutting a report about your boobs being fake and then posting a far away photo on an absolutely filthy carpet in which they also look kind of fake. But more importantly I don’t get why it’s a big deal. If I’m a famous woman with money to blow and I don’t love my rack, the first thing I’m doing is getting big perfectly crafted bolt-ons. There’s no shame in that at all. If there’s a fire in my house, I’m not going to avoid using the fire extinguisher because it’s cheating to not let the fire naturally extinguish. Science made these tools for one reason: To be used.

Frankly I’ve got a bigger problem with the whispers that Chelsea Handler doctors the hell out of these photos using positioning and sometimes Photoshop to look hotter, younger, and skinnier. Someone sent me this candid photo allegedly of Handler after I blogged her pic of her titties at Mardi Gras and it looked like a huuuuge world of hurt:


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What kind of long con are we running here, Chelsea? Fake boobs, real boobs, whatever, but big time closet fattiness? MAJOR breach of etiquette.


PS Her 40th birthday cake was pretty fire regardless of the situation with Tittygate:


Barstool Beats Top 10
Mar 412:50PM EST

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February was a ginormous month of new music, one of the best we’ve seen in a good long while, so it’s no surprise that the Barstool Beats charts are looking like straight fire flames top to bottom in the wake of that.  Zedd, Selena, Drake, Big Sean, Kanye, Adventure Club, Elephante, Makonnen, Jack U, Carnage, Passion Pit, Kendrick Lamar, just a who’s who of who’s hot in music right now.

Click to stream the entire Barstool Beats Top 30


Watch An Auburn Running Back Who Wasn’t Invited To The Combine Run A 4.25 40 #SECSpeed
Mar 412:20PM EST


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AUBURN, Ala. Could the NFL Scouting Combine have left a 40-yard-dash champion at home this year?

Auburn running back Corey Grant, regarded as one of the fastest players in the SEC, ran unofficial times of 4.25 and 4.27 at Auburn’s pro day Tuesday. Those times were clocked by NFL Media’s Mike Mayock, who was on hand for the event.

NFL Media’s Gil Brandt reports Grant ran times of 4.28 and 4.30, according to an NFL scout on the scene. While there are no “official” times at pro days, one scout from an NFL team is assigned the duty of recording the 40 time of record at each pro day, which is then distributed to each club.

Either of the Grant times clocked by Mayock would have been the top time at the combine this year — and it’s coming from a player who wasn’t even invited to Indianapolis, although pro-day times tend to run faster than combine times.

UAB WR J.J. Nelson turned in the best 40 time at the combine with a 4.28.

“I definitely used the combine thing as motivation in training,” Grant said during a break. “I was expecting to run well. My goal was in the 4.1s. I know that sounds crazy, but you’ve got to set your goals high.”




An undersized back with blazing fast speed, think there’s any room for that in the NFL?  Probs not.






Those damn scouts, dudes be wrong with just about everything tho.  Blame Kiper and his buddy Mcshey’s compare and contrasting abilities.



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This Is A Composite Of The Perfect Man That Women Want And It’ll Make You Feel WAY Better About Yourself
Mar 411:35AM EST

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DM – The major discrepancy between what men think women want and what women actually want has been brought to life after extensive research into body confidence.

The research shows that 62 per cent of men still believe that women prefer the gladiator look – and suffer pangs of anxiety when they fail to match up to this image.

While men state that a woman’s ideal man would be made up of Justin Bieber’s hair, Gerard Butler’s chiselled face, Hugh Jackman’s movie-star arms, David Gandy’s tight abs and Cristiano Ronaldo’s smooth legs, the response from women showed a contrasting view. They also seek a stomach like rugby star Ben Cohen’s and, perhaps more curiously, legs like Jonathan Ross.

Indeed, the survey revealed that a more rounded ‘boy next door’ physique is the more favourable look with 72 per cent of women who want to form lasting relationships.

Men with well-toned bodies are, initially, regarded as attractive, but it is the man with the little bit of excess flab around the waist who often wins the day.

A spokesperson for Jacamo, who commissioned the research, said: “Women tell us that men with ordinary bodies are seen as good family makers who pay more attention to their partners than they do to themselves.”


This study is from the UK so grain of salt and whatever given that they think the hottest dude around is a fake powerful ginger kid with rosacea. But still, what a bizarre set of findings. I’m not necessarily in the business of rating Photoshopped composites of famous British dudes — most of whom I’ve never heard of — but this dude is straight up homely as hell. And this is what women want? By comparison, here’s another study about the “perfect face” men want in a woman:


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You’re telling me this fuck-me-eyed composite with perfect hair and vicious DSLs is going to even give the time of day to that paunchy slob up top? No chance. The real thing this study teaches us is something we already know: Women are insecure as hell and willing to settle for absolute garbage if you can convince them enough, especially when it comes to marriage. You’re telling me these women wouldn’t actually prefer waking up to a husband chiseled from stone with Liam Hemsworth hair and a blindingly white smile? Of course they would. But they hate themselves too much to even strive for that in their fantasies so they’ll take this doughy hunk of mashed potatoes in tighty whiteys instead. You want equality, ladies? Aim higher. It’s called an “ideal” for a reason. I personally refuse to close the wage gap until they clean this shit up.