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The First ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Trailer Is Here

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Nov 2810:43AM EST

 

 

This one is going to get pulled down fast so watch it while it’s hot. The new trailer for the JJ Abrams helmed Star Wars sequel/reboot, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, is playing in only nine theatres today. But thankfully some intrepid nerd already did the world a solid and leaked the trailer online. Terrified black storm troopers! Light sabers that look like crosses and probably have more loose religious metaphors attached to them! Lots of “pew pew pew” noises and the Millennium Falcon!

 

 

Has to be a better way to spend your Black Friday morning than fighting with a fat lady over Big Hugs Elmo. The new Star Wars comes out December 18, 2015.

 

UPDATE: Comments below are right, real version is out now and in the blog.

This Little Girl’s Thankful For The Best Reason This Thanksgiving

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Nov 2810:14AM EST

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Every family seems to have some sort of tradition where they’re forced to reflect upon what they’re thankful for every Thanksgiving. And rather than have to mutter something about family, friends, health, or something I’d much rather take for granted, I can now just borrow Isabella Jerhigan’s answer until the end of times. Shouts to all the dead people for making an effort and still being unable to do the most basic activity of continuing to live. Your failures make us all stronger by proxy.

 

What suck-up answers by the rest of the crew, though. “Oh thanks teacher who made us do this homework and big omnipotent power who made Curt Schilling get a D- in 3rd grade science class.” Be more obvious, guys. Hope you’re excited for an adulthood full of crying after you jerk off because Genesis says it’s a sin, Ryan Ingram.

You Had A Better Thanksgiving Than This Texas A&M Defender That Leonard Fournette Just Destroyed

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Nov 279:05PM EST

Don’t care how crippling your hangover was.  Don’t care how racist your Grandma was, how nosey your Mom was or how drunk your Uncle was.  Be thankful that you didn’t get run the fuck over by Leonard Fournette on national TV.   Sometimes it’s the little things in life.

St. John’s Dude Rocking The Old School Short Shorts Like A Retro Boss

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Nov 269:19PM EST

 

 

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LOVE this look.  Kids these days with their baggy Jordan sponsored shorts down to their shins, fuck that.  Nothing wrong with a little tribute to the good old days, the glory days.  It’s called homage, and this generation could learn a thing or two about it.

 

 

 

PS – FYI, nobody did it better than Chuck.

 

 

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Your Soundtrack To The Biggest Bar Night Of The Year

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Nov 266:00PM EST

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The best party night of the year just got that much better with this perfectly perfect soundtrack I just slapped together. Happy Thanksgiving Eve!

Click to stream the entire playlist

 

Barstool U Hump Day Smokeshow – Jessie from SDSU

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Nov 263:00PM EST

 

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Introducing Jessie from San Diego State.  See everybody on and off the rest of the week, have a great Thanksgiving!

 

 

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Johnny “Cheap Shot” Football Gets Taiwanese Animation-ized

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Nov 262:30PM EST

 

 

 

Need the actual surveillance video of Johnny slugging this groupie fuckboy in the face and I needed it yesterday.

 

 

 

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Some people just deserve a blindside haymaker to the jaw, it’s that simple.

 

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Kendra from ASU vs. Reed from FSU

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Nov 261:40PM EST

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Kendra from ASU

 

 

 

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Reed from FSU 

 

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1 for Kendra…5 for Reed

 

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Georgia Tech Trolls UGA For Hate Week, Redirects Their Websites To McDonalds and Wal Mart

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Nov 261:10PM EST

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WalmartAcademy.com

 

 

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SportingATL - The MayorOfBuckhead just tipped me to two of the greatest URL redirects in the history of the internet. I’m not even going to spend any time setting these up for you. The two links below speak for themselves.
 

It’s funny because the Georgia Tech nerds are insinuating that UGA students are dumb and are only qualified to work at McDonalds and Wal Mart.  Kind of insulting to McDonalds and Wal Mart employees IMO.  Typical high horse Tech move.  We get it, you can build cars and shit.

 

 

 

I’ll take this lifestyle any day of the week:

 

 

 

 

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New remixes of Jessie J, Clean Bandit, Tinashe + more

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Nov 2612:30PM EST

Extra jam packed installment of chick picks for all your thanksgiving eve partying needs tonight. Preview some of the dancefloor jams here and get the full lineup on beats. If you’re not pregaming with these songs tonight I’m pretty sure you’re not even pregaming at all.

Click for the rest of the lineup