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MS MR – Hurricane (Adventure Club Remix)

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Feb 269:09PM EST

Adventure Club absolutely murders this new remix, lending their unparalleled melodic dubstep touch to MS MR’s “Hurricane.”

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Barstool U Thursday Smokeshow – Johanna from FAU

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Feb 265:30PM EST

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Re-introducing Johanna from Florida Atlantic. She’s been featured before but she blew up the Barstool Insta so hard yesterday we just had to update the gallery.

 

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Barstool Best Hour Of Your Party Mixes

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Feb 264:50PM EST

Our Best Hour Of You Party series is the best weekend music on the internet, bar none.  Dante mixes up the latest and greatest in pop, EDM, hip-hop, and all things hot into over an hour of seamless rage tunes.

Head over to Barstool Beats to stream and download them all, and don’t forget to follow Beats on soundcloud.

Dan Bilzerian Joined Snapchat, Immediately Got Banned For Posting Some Naked Chick On His First Snap

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Feb 264:10PM EST

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And the more NSFWish screengrabs from his first Snap…

 
 

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Yep that’s just about everything I’d expect from Dan Bilzerian’s first (and possibly last) public Snapchat story. I’ve come full circle on Bilzerian after being sick of his antics a few months back; once you make peace with the fact that this dude is way too rich and way too concerned about looking like a badass to everyone else, it’s back to being all fun and games. Like I wouldn’t even doubt that he worked it out with Snapchat that they’d suspend his account right after this so he could puff his chest out and go “YEAH THIS GUY HERE IS TOO FUCKING EXTREME EVEN FOR SNAPCHAT” in the hopes his followers would think he’s cool. Bottom line to me is if I’m going to pump the tires of all these Instagram models for playing the fame game the right way, I should respect the same effort from Bilzerian. If wannabe famous women on Instagram can Photoshop an ass to get recognition, this guy should be able to do the same with his dad’s trust fund dough, guns, and pretending to fuck porn stars. It’s only fair, gender equality and all.

 
 

And frankly the fact that Instagram model/Playboy chick Lindsey Pelas is allegedly the one in this Snap also helps a lot. Hitler himself could be reincarnated and if he gave me more photos and video of Lindsey Pelas, odds are I’d end up goose stepping around as much as possible as a man with a throbbing erection can.

 
 

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Here’s some NSFW of Lindsey Pelas just in case it is her. Between this and the llama chase, today was a good day.

 
 

(pics via Nextshark, TFM)

DraftKings $10K NBA Mega Quarter Arcade…Turn 25 Cents Into $10,000

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Feb 263:50PM EST

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Ever turned a quarter into $10K?  Want to?  We got the DraftKings Quarter Arcade coming up for tomorrow night’s games – yup, it’s literally 25 cents to enter, with a $10K prize pool.  Deposit 5 bucks and draft 20 different teams if you want.  Best way to build your bankroll for the HUGE contests we got coming up in the Micro Millions Series that’s going to have $2.4 mil in prizes across 6 different sports in 75 events.  If you need some cash to take those down this is how to start.

 

Contest Details:

-$10,000 NBA MEGA Quarter Arcade
-Just $.25 to enter, $10,000 in prizes
-Make a minimum deposit of $5 and you can draft 20 different teams for the NBA Quarter Arcade and a chance to win $10K
-Just draft 8 NBA players from tomorrow night’s games and stay under the $50K salary cap to win.

 

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Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Cassandra from SDSU vs. Margaux from Rutgers

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Feb 263:10PM EST

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Cassandra from SDSU 

 

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Margaux from Rutgers

 

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1 for Cassandra…5 for Margaux

 

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Student At Wheaton College Attacked With An Apple (The Fruit, Not A Computer) For Questioning His School’s Stance Against Homosexuality

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Feb 262:40PM EST

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TIME - After a student at a prominent evangelical college questioned his school’s stance against homosexuality in an all-school forum on Monday, another student allegedly threw an apple at him “as a warning against insulting the Spirit of grace.

The incident, which college administrators are now addressing, took place on Monday at Wheaton College, Billy Graham’s alma mater outside Chicago, during the campus’ traditional “Town Hall Chapel,” a campuswide question and answer session where the college president, currently Philip Ryken, takes questions from the student body. Wheaton holds marriage to be between one man and one woman, and requires students and faculty to uphold that sexual ethic. Christian colleges such as Wheaton have been at the center of the evangelical fight over lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) acceptance, especially as younger generations grow increasingly more accepting on issues such as same-sex marriage.

The most recent conflict began when Philip Fillion, a class of 2015 organ performance major and married heterosexual, asked Ryken a question about the theological consistency of Wheaton’s position against homosexuality. He posted his question in full in a public note on his Facebook page:

“All students, via the Community Covenant, and all faculty, via the Statement of Faith, are required to affirm a sexual ethic that denies everyone except celibates and married straight people a place in the kingdom of God. This sexual ethic is not at all universal and depends on a reading of scripture that is incredibly narrow and ignores history, culture, and science. The Statement of Faith and the Community Covenant also lack any language about the sacraments of the Christian church. Why is it the case that our college, in documents we all must agree to or be expelled, insists on formally condemning and denying equality to our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters, on spurious theological grounds, yet completely leaves behind baptism and Eucharist, which Jesus Christ himself instituted to grow and strengthen the Christian community?”

As he returned to his seat, the college tells TIME, another student sitting nearby threw the apple at him, and missed. Fillion tells TIME it hit him on his left shoulder partly through his question. “There was no response when the fruit was thrown. No boos, no gasp,” he says. “A student was in line after me and when it was his turn to ask a question, he began his time at the microphone by calling out whoever had thrown the fruit, remarking that such behavior was inappropriate and disrespectful. There was restrained applause for this.”

“President Ryken did not see the incident and did not fully understand what happened until after chapel ended,” Wheaton College told TIME in a statement.

 

So the core of this story is kind of fucked up, you never want to see people be persecuted or harassed for their beliefs, especially for something like homosexuality that’s become real mainstream as of late.  I’m not going to condone that kind of behavior.  But having said that, the note this kid posted on the student bulletin board is hilarious.  ”I have strong aim and could hit a head at fifteen meters if I wanted to” made me laugh out loud.  Absolutely funnier than anything I could ever hope to write for Barstool.  You know this kid is furious with himself for missing that throw too.  That was his moment and he blew it.  Now it’s keeping him up at night, haunting his thoughts and turning him into a young Uncle Rico with delusions about his bazooka arm.  It wasn’t a warning shot on behalf of Jesus, you just throw like a pansy.  Deal with it.

Oh and also I 1000% guarantee you that this apple thrower is a repressed homosexual.  Suspiciously hateful of the gays, weak arm, keeps a lot of fresh fruit in the house? Come on man, don’t lie to me.  Don’t lie to them.  And worst of all, don’t lie to yourself.

BU Suspends Frat For Promoting Their Upcoming Party With Pictures of Hot Girls

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Feb 262:10PM EST

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GlobeBoston University announced Thursday it had suspended a fraternity for allegedly co-sponsoring a recent party that was promoted using misogynistic and sexually suggestive photos and videos.

The Kappa Sigma fraternity chapter, Mu Psi, also allegedly used the university’s name in marketing the event without authorization.

The “blackout” party, held Dec. 10 at Royale Nightclub in downtown Boston, was co-hosted by the fraternity and an outside event planning group called Blackout University.

Online promotional materials for the party included a link to a website with pictures and video of “a culture of abusive behavior that openly celebrates verbal sexual coercion, belittling women, grabbing, groping, forced kissing, and the badgering of women for sex,” John Battaglino, assistant dean of students, wrote to the fraternity’s leadership in a Feb. 6 letter.

“Promotion photos for the party showed close-ups of women kissing open-mouthed, women’s bare breasts, and women’s buttocks, among other images,” according to BU Today, the university’s news website.

The Daily Free Press student newspaper reported that the website to purchase tickets to the event has been taken down, but that promotional materials had included “shirtless or nearly unclothed women, with some being forced to drink alcohol.

Battaglino wrote that “‘blackout parties’ have become associated with a social sanctioning that it is okay to take advantage of intoxicated women.”

 

 

 

Holy shit, I thought I was being hyperbolic before, but I think we might actually be watching the slow collapse of college the way we know and love it happening right before our eyes.  I mean this is where we’re at right now.  Frats getting suspended for promoting parties.  They didn’t even throw the party yet mind you, they just posted a flyer and a video for it.  Fliers and videos had hot girls partying in them though so that was just TOO MUCH rape culture for Boston University to stand for.  You know, hot chicks, like every company has used to (successfully) push and sell their products since the beginning of time.  Hot chicks who were filmed partying…at parties…that they chose to go to and party at…because believe it or not…they like partying.  I mean it’s actually hilarious.  Frats have been villainized to the point of bordering on cartoonish.

Love the reasoning here too.  If you use sexual images containing female body parts you are a slut shaming misogynist and borderline rapist.  Meanwhile every time I turn on my TV or walk out on the street I see 20 commercials and billboards promoting the number #1 movie in the world that is currently smashing box office records about a chick getting fucked in a sex dungeon.  But yeah fraternities are the root cause of all society’s ills.

 

 

 

 

Ohio State Football Trolls Alabama With A New Highlight Video of Their Sugar Bowl Ass Whooping

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Feb 261:40PM EST

 

 

 

Such a cold cold move.  You won the national championship, you’ve got the trophy, you’re on the top of the college football world.  What do you do, quietly enjoy your offseason?  Dream about crushing Oregon’s heart and soul to win the biggest game of your life?   Naaaa…drop an A+ hyped up highlight package of your beatdown of Bama in the Sugar Bowl the game before.  Keep the troll game tight and the momentum going for next season.  So many salty fans in Tuscaloosa right now.

 

 

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Kanye West – All Day (ft. Theophilus London)

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Feb 261:00PM EST

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Just as we we’re getting used to the mellowed out Kanye (“Four Five Seconds” and “Only One,”) the gawd goes and drops a new vicious single right on our faces. It’s not the hottest quality around, but naturally Kanye set the world on fire with this one.

It’s lit. Kanye’s lit.