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Harvey Updyke Dunk Tank Appearance Cancelled After Katherine Webb And Dee Dee Bonner Get Flood Of Death Threats

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Aug 229:36AM EST

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ESPN - Auburn football fans won’t get a shot at Harvey Updyke after all. The organizers of a Sept. 29 charity event in Mobile, Alabama, have pulled the plug on having Updyke appear for a pie throw or dunking booth.

Organizers originally believed having Updyke there might give Auburn fans a much-wanted opportunity to get even with him, after he infamously poisoned the beloved oak trees at Toomer’s Corner near the Auburn campus during the Tigers’ 2010 national championship season.

But Updyke’s appearance was canceled Thursday after former Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron’s mother, Dee Dee Bonner, and wife Katherine received death threats and other ugly messages on social media.

“It seems to be taking away from the primary purpose, which is raising awareness for children’s cancer,” Bonner said. “We don’t want to take away from the focus. We needed to get away from it.”

The event is to honor John Oliver, a boy from the Mobile area who died from cancer in July. The money raised will benefit Roses From Linda, a nonprofit organization that helps cover transportation costs so family members can visit terminally ill loved ones, as well as children’s cancer research.

“I think Mr. Updyke’s heart was in the right place with what he wanted to do, but I think too many people are still upset about what he did and haven’t gotten over it,” Bonner said. “I didn’t approve of what he did, but I think he really wanted to help.”

 

 

 

Well I think it’s safe to say I underestimated SEC fans.  Here I was thinking they would show up in waves to the charity event and try to take out Harvey Updyke.  Dress up in disguise in some XL Roll Tide shirts and elephant hats then rip them off at the last second and start pummeling his face in while yelling War Eagle holding his head underwater in the dunk tank.   Little did I know they wouldn’t even last a few hours without getting it shut down by flooding Katherine Webb and fucking AJ McCarron’s mother with vicious hardcore death threats.  Not even Harvey himself.  So much hatred they went straight for the organizers.   That’s some next level SEC shit.   You got this nice charity event organized and think this would be a huge draw for attendance and donations?  For what, anything important?  Oh, cancer?  Sorry but he poisoned our trees.

 

At the end of the day though, such a savvy move by Katherine and Dee Dee.  You think they had any intentions of letting Harvey Updyke get dunk tanked and cream pied?   Think they didn’t realize that the most hated man in the state of Alabama wouldn’t be welcome at a public event and get shut down before he even stepped through the door?   They got their event in the top 10 stories on ESPN and have “Roses from Linda” information plastered on every meaningful sports site in the country, nationwide not just in Alabama.  Charity awareness job well done.

 

 

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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Alexandra from Arizona State

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Aug 229:00AM EST

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Introducing Alexandra from Arizona State.  We could do an ASU girl every Friday morning, don’t think anyone would mind that much.

 

 

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Kelly Hall AKA Mrs. Matthew Stafford Says She Follows Barstool On Instagram For Inspiration From The Smokeshows

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Aug 217:17PM EST

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Classic chick move from our girl Kelly Hall right here.   Saying she follows Barstool because the girls are sooo pretty and sooo thin and she needs inspiration to look like them for her wedding.  Umm newsflash Kelly, you’re like one of the original smokebombs.   We’ve been posting your Instagram updates for like 4 years straight with the Stoolies legitimately drooling over them.   I mean yes I agree Elizabeth from Michigan is one of our greatest smokes of all time but let’s be real, you’re right up there.  And no I’m not just piling on the compliments hoping for an invite to the wedding or at least a spot on the backup list, but if it works, it works.

 

 

 

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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Brooklynne from Oklahoma

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Aug 215:30PM EST

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Introducing Brooklynne from Oklahoma.   Boomer Sooner indeed.

 

 

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Alabama Fan Gets ROLL TIDE Tattooed On Her Eyes

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Aug 215:15PM EST

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Everyone always tells me I’m obsessed with Alabama. They say I’m obsessed with the SEC. They say it’s all I think and talk about it. Well you tell me. How many ACC fans are tattooing their team catch phrases all over their face? How many Big 10 fans are getting arrested literally every single day and yelling their team motto at the camera?  How many AAC fans?  How many MAC fans?  Yeah.  You run a blog about the crazy stupid stuff that college sports fans do and try not to mention Alabama for a day, see how it works out.  They are the gift that keeps on giving… and never, ever, ever stops giving.

Jen Selter’s Hot Friend Chelsey Novak Knows The Instgram Fame Game, Has Given Up Wearing Pants And Shirts

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Aug 214:50PM EST

 

 

A couple weeks ago we were the first site to blog about Chelsey Novak after her and her delightfully overinflated rack stole all the shine on that Jen Selter/Dan Bilzerian photo. My theory on her at the time:

 

“With just 80K followers, she’s much less Insta-famous than the other two subjects in that photo but her Instagram game is absolutely relentless. It’s like seeing a young lion roaming the Serengeti while the rest of the pride lies around waiting for food to come to them, she just wants it more than a lot of the other chicks out there. Based on these pics, I wouldn’t be surprised to see some gynecological candids pop up if it means grabbing another 10,000 followers in the process.”

 

That blog was 10 days ago and the photos have been coming hot and heavy after I formally became Chelsey Novak’s manager, agent, and spiritual sherpa. And, guess what, this Chelsey Novak is now closing in on 100,000 followers with photos like the bare-assed one above and these:

 

 

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Words like “relentless” get thrown around a lot but these photos are the very definition of it. Just so young and hungry for those little red hearts and comments so thirsty the English language can’t even contain them:

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Instagram comments on photos of women almost showing the balloon knot for 10 minutes of pseudofame, now THERE’s a comment section you can set your watch to.

#TBT With That Time Barstool Beats Was #4 In The App Store

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Aug 214:20PM EST

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And Zollo face palms the haters.  Download the Barstool Beats app today.

Cue the music…

 

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September 12th Barstool Blackout Returns To Providence To Take The Roof Off Of Lupos

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Aug 214:00PM EST

Lets Throwback Thursday to some of the greatest events in Blackout history:

 

 

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Providence, we’ve seen how wild you can get! We want to se it again; September 12th its time to fucking rage! This Blackout is going to be insane, wilder than any others because providence loves to fucking party. September 12th, Lupos Heartbreak Hotel, Barstool Blackout, you don’t want to miss this! Tickets on sale now!

 

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Calling All Auburn Fans…Harvey Updyke Agrees To Charity Event Where Fans Can Throw Pies At His Face And Dunk Him In Dunk Tank To Prove He’s “Not A Nut”

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Aug 213:30PM EST

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ESPN  - Harvey Updkye, the Alabama fan who infamously poisoned Auburn’s beloved oak trees at Toomer’s Corner in 2010, has agreed to appear at a charity event Sept. 27 in Mobile, Alabama, in which fans will be allowed to either dunk him in a dunking booth or throw pies at his face.

“He thought about it and thought about it,” Updyke’s wife, Elva, said. “His daughter said he needed to do it because it will show that he’s not as big of a nut as some people believe. He told them they can do whatever they want to him if it will raise money for kids.”

Harvey Updyke, the Alabama fan who infamously poisoned Auburn’s beloved oak trees at Toomer’s Corner in 2010, has agreed to a charity event in which fans will be allowed to dunk him in a dunking booth or throw pies at his face.

T.J. Hodges, an Alabama fan living near Chicago, is organizing the event to help raise money for the family of John Oliver, a boy from outside Mobile who died of cancer in July.

“The Harvey Updyke idea came from me thinking outside the box to raise money for the family,” Hodges said. “I thought I’d take a chance and see if Harvey was interested in helping, and he said he’d do whatever we wanted.”

Updyke, who now lives in Albany, Louisiana, also was sentenced to five years of probation and banned from attending any college sporting event for the rest of his life. In addition, he is prohibited from stepping foot on the Auburn campus again.

Updyke’s wife said he realizes Auburn fans probably will show up at the Mobile charity event to take a shot at him.

“He knows there’s going to be a lot of Auburn fans there, but he doesn’t care,” Elva Updyke said. “He’s 65 years old. What are they going to do to him? They’ll have security there.”
 

Haha, Elva.  Classic Elva.  Yeahh you’re right sweetheart, they’ll have security there, nothing to worry about, not a single thing.  Oh except for any and every Auburn fan in the state who would literally give their life for the chance to strangle your husband to death with their bare hands.   “What are they going to do to him?” Gee I don’t know Elva, ever seen Hostel?  Use your imagination.

Seriously his could be the first charity event in history where the dude who donated his time to raise money for a great cause ends up bloody and murdered at the bottom of a dunk tank.    Like I’m not sure if the organizers and the media here think Auburn fans are just going to laugh this off and shrug about it and say hey, it’s all good, bygones are bygones…but they can’t be that clueless about that SEC Football Life right?

 

 

 

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Biana from FSU vs. Annie from ASU

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Aug 212:45PM EST

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 Bianca from FSU

 

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Annie from ASU 

 

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1 for Bianca…5 for Annie

 

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