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Barstool U Week In Smokeshows: 9/19

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Sep 193:50PM EST

2 smokes a day, 5 days a week.  Easy to lose some in the mix.  Here’s your weekly catchup guide on the hottest college girls in the country.

 

 

Jessie from Arkansas

 

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Laura from SDSU 

 

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Christen from Louisville

 

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Rachel from Arizona State

 

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Rachel from Baylor

 

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Madison from Ursinus

 

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Jessie from Hawaii

 

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Taylor from Western Ontario 

 

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Nadya from OSU

 

 

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Bikini City…UCSB Pi Beta Phi Just Won’t Let Summer Die

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Sep 193:30PM EST

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UCSB Pi Phi 

 

 

 

Want to see your sorority repped on the Stool?  Send Tumblrs and Instagrams to tips@barstoolu.com and we’ll feature it some point during the week.

 

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Worcester October 24th, and Hartford October 25th, The Blackout Tour Is Back!

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Sep 193:15PM EST

We’re coming to the Palladium in Worcester and the Webster Theatre in Hartford. These are going to be wild.

Hartford and Worcester it’s your time to shine. Time to Black the Fuck Out and party like there’s no tomorrow! As always all smokes get in for free and there will be a TON in attendance. These will sell out so get your tickets while you still can.

 

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Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

 

FSU Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Lexi vs. Racquel

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Sep 192:30PM EST

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Lexi

 

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Racquel

 

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1 for Lexi…5 for Racquel

 

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Wisconsin-Milwaukee Frat Bros In Trouble For Using Color Coded X System At Their Parties To Make Sure Only The Hot Girls Got Roofied

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Sep 192:15PM EST

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JS Online - A University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee fraternity is under investigation into whether its members may have slipped “date rape” drugs into alcoholic drinks at a party last weekend.

UWM police executed a search warrant Tuesday at the Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity house, 3321 N. Oakland Ave., while investigating a party last Friday night that left several people severely intoxicated and with memory lapses. One student has been arrested and referred to the district attorney’s office for possible charges.

According to a search warrant affidavit:

Officers were called to Sandburg Residence Hall about midnight Friday after a young woman was so drunk she could hardly stand.

A breath test showed her blood-alcohol level at 0.20 — more than twice the limit of 0.08 considered proof of intoxication in Wisconsin — and she was taken to Columbia St. Mary’s Hospital. Officers noticed she had a red X on her hand.

Fifteen minutes later, officers were called to assist another severely intoxicated woman at the dorm. She, too, had a red X on her hand and was unable to speak clearly or walk.

As officers helped that woman, a man vomited in a nearby trash can. The man, who had a black X on his hand, told police that he had been drinking at the Tau Kappa Epsilon house. He had a female friend with him — who like the other women had a red X on her hand — and she said to get into the fraternity house they had to know someone inside. When they arrived at the party, they received a black or red X on their hand.

Only female guests could purchase an index card for $8. The index card provided “all access to the house” and the female guests could use it to get free alcohol from one of the bars in the house. The woman told police she had one or two drinks and gave the rest to the male friend. She was not taken to the hospital.

Officers from the university and Milwaukee police departments went to the fraternity house about 1:20 a.m. Saturday and found numerous empty alcohol containers and several large piles of vomit outside the house. The fraternity’s president approached officers and gave them permission to enter the house.

Officers found 42 people drinking in the basement, all underage. One man was passed out and extremely difficult to wake up, officers wrote. When asked how old he was, he kept repeating “20 seconds.”

About the same time, the third intoxicated young woman who was subsequently hospitalized was located at Sandburg Residence Hall. A breath test showed her blood-alcohol level to be 0.225 before she was taken to Columbia St. Mary’s. She told police she had been drinking at the Tau Kappa Epsilon house and in a later interview told officers “you have to be hot” to get one of the index cards.

The officer asked if it was a special “ladies night party” and she responded: “No this is how it usually is. Girls always get wasted there.”

Police followed up later with the women who were severely intoxicated. One told officers that a Facebook posting said Tau Kappa Epsilon had tried to “roofie” women — that is, give women a “date rape” drug that renders them unconscious — during the party the night before. She recalled a fraternity member got upset when she went behind the bar to pour drinks and was physically removed. She also told officers she had a “weird feeling and sensation prior to blacking out.”

Others who attended the party told police some of the cups were moved under the bar while the drinks were being mixed and that several shots of vodka — a clear liquor — looked cloudy.

 

 

 

 

I don’t get the thought process here?  Like did you really think nobody would notice when every hot girl at your party starts dropping on the floor unconscious and all have the same color X on their hand?  While all the ugly girls stand around with their different color X’s like uhh wtf?  Didn’t cross your mind people might pick up on that?   So weird.  So scummy.   Not the brightest bulbs on the frat scene.  Seriously guys this is college.  If you can’t get laid without using date rape drugs just fucking kill yourself already.  And if you actually have a system set up to drug girls that you’re too pussy to talk to, kill yourself twice.

 

 

 

PS –  I’d party with this dude though.

Officers found 42 people drinking in the basement, all underage. One man was passed out and extremely difficult to wake up, officers wrote. When asked how old he was, he kept repeating “20 seconds.”

 

 

University of Texas Frat Pledges Arrested For Threatening To Kill Everyone In A Classroom While Dressed As Tom and Jerry

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Sep 191:50PM EST

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(Reddit)

Dumbest pledge activity I’ve ever heard of happened today

This is at the University of Texas – Austin, btw.

My fraternity brother was sitting in class when two dudes dressed as Tom and Jerry walk in. The class and professor laugh, whatever this kinda stuff happens occasionally. Suddenly, the guy dressed as Jerry grabs a piece of chalk and writes “Yall are dead” on the board then both Tom and Jerry stare at the class in silence.

Dead silence for 15 seconds, everyone is scared as fuck thinking they are about to pull out weapons, the professor is freaking out, a couple girls started crying. The dumbasses then left and were later arrested and the cops told my bro and his class that they were pledging a fraternity.

 

(U Texas Campus Watch)

MEZES HALL, 154 West 21st Street

Disrupting a Meeting or Procession / Assault by Contact / Criminal Trespass / Criminal Trespass Warning:

The UT Police Department responded to a call of two subjects dressed in costumes. The cat and mouse were reported as dancing around the South Mall prior to entering Mezes Hall classrooms where they disrupted classes that were in session. The two were accompanied by two other non-UT subjects who were capturing their tales on video.

The four were later located inside the PCL Library engaging in the same Tom and Jerry foolery. The investigation revealed one of the four subjects had previously received a written criminal trespass warning. That subject was also reported to have run his hand down the back of a female student inside a Mezes classroom.

The two cartoons were found to have disrupted a meeting or procession when they stopped educational classes in session. They were subsequently taken to jail.

 

 

 

 

 

Dressing up like cartoon characters and threatening to shoot up a classroom.  Soooooo frat.    Got to imagine this is a tough one to explain to your parents too.  Like most parents are expecting the call from jail for some bail money when their kids go off to college.  What did you do honey, underage drinking?  Public intoxication?  Urinating in an alley?   No mom we dressed up as life sized Tom and Jerry…yeah, the cartoon cat and mouse…and walked around campus stealing bicycles and doing yoga and groping girls in class, oh and then we wrote on the board that we were going to kill everyone, as a prank you know?    That’s exactly why you have kids…for the moments like this when they make you so proud you can’t even stand it.

 

 

 

 

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Disclosure – Latch (Remix ft. ScHoolboy Q)

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Sep 191:10PM EST

Every rapper wants to get in on the Sam Smith action. Last week it was Rocky with his “I’m Not The Only One” remix and today it’s Groovy Q giving a quick 16 on the song that never dies. Jump to 2:50 for the new stuff.

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Introducing Dondre Harris The 7 Foot 380 Pound D Lineman

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MaxPreps - Harris is a 7-foot, 380-pound defensive lineman for the small, public high school located about 45 miles northwest of Richmond. He spent time on the offensive line a year ago, and according to Essex head coach John Fulks, is a starter at defensive tackle for Essex.

To put Brown’s uncanny size in perspective, the tallest player in the 2014 NFL Draft was defensive tackle Daniel McCullers, now of the Pittsburgh Steelers, who now checks in at 6-7, 360 pounds.

According to Fulks, Harris has yet to receive much attention from colleges coaches. 

 

 

 

 

Jesus how bad does this kid have to suck at playing football to not be getting attention from college coaches?  In a sport that thrives on recruiting size a 7 foot 380 pounder can’t even get a look.  Kind of strange.  I mean I get that he’s probably slow as shit.  Definitely awkward and immobile and can’t breathe after 2 plays.    But the dude goes to some tiny ass school in fucking Bumfuck Virginia.  He’s like 16 years old.   Get him in a D1 weight room with a strength coach and conditioning coach and full staff of 150 professional trainers and you could basically churn Drago out of him.  Seriously Les, Franklin, Saban, where you at man?  Get your asses up to Essex, there’s a behemoth on the loose pancaking motherfuckers with no offers on the table yet.

 

 

 

 

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ESPN’s Matt Schick and Jason Sehorn Getting A Little Bit Heated During Jameis Winston Debate

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Sep 1912:10PM EST

 

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Get em Sehorn!  Always love when these ESPN things get super testy.  Everyone always so used to being professional and kissing each other’s asses and sticking to their script the producer gives them.  Great to watch them squirm when things start getting heated.

 

As for the suspension I’m sick of talking about it but it’s just not going away until after the game at the very least.   I mean it’s obvious what’s going on here.  That everyone is just using this as basically a reverse “lifetime achievement” award.  Like we couldn’t get you for the rape or the BB guns or the theft so we’re just all going to pile on with this “fuck her right in the pussy” thing.  That’s fine I guess.  As Bunk tells Omar in his jail cell, if this body isn’t on you there are two dozen out there that are.  But if we’re going just based off this one instance, by itself, it is literally the most OUTRAGEOUS overreaction I’ve ever seen in all my years of interneting.  Sehorn hit the nail on the head.  Being accused of sexual assault behind closed doors has no relation to being a 20 year old college kid repeating an internet meme in front of your friends trying to be funny.

 

 

 

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Did J Lo Use A Booty Double For The ‘Booty’ Music Video With Iggy Azalea?

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Big Cat blogged the full video when it came out last night, Kmarko blogged some screenshots from the teaser and the Internet’s praise has been singular: “Jennifer Lopez has still got it! Wow, what an ass on a 45-year-old woman! etc etc” But when I saw all the quick cuts and faceless shots (I may have watched the video once or twice let’s say), I thought to myself that this HAS to be a body double because, really, what chick almost going into menopause looks like that? So here’s the case for and against.

 

THE CASE FOR J LO USING A BOOTY DOUBLE

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Notice a trend amongst all of these shots from the first half of the video? Yep, no J Lo face in any of them. In fact, the only her face does appear is when she dances and twirls in the white shirt which, conveniently, mostly covers her butt. Odd video direction choices? Or perhaps just clever masking of the fact they used a much younger butt in the video so we’d all fawn over J Lo and be impressed by her surprisingly taut Maid in Manhattan cheeks?

 

It’s also more than a little suspicious the only other time you see her face and butt in the same shot is when she’s doing this position:

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Granted, I don’t take many photos of myself pelvic thrusting the shit out of Casper the Friendly Ghost but I’m feeling like any of our asses would look this good clenched and being pulled upwards. Call it a hunch.

 

 

INCONCLUSIVE PROOF THAT COULD GO EITHER WAY

 

 

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Another shot with J Lo’s face and her butt in the same frame and, conveniently enough, it’s another angle where her thighs will look nice and tight PLUS the bonus of having fishnets covering up any potential worlds of hurt. Very suspect BUT the butt is definitely looking juicy so maybe her little girl from The Ring crawl is just proof that my concerns are for naught.

 

 

THE CASE FOR THIS ACTUALLY BEING J LO’S BUTT

 

 

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This. This is a 45 year old woman’s ass being slapped. HAS TO be. See the little bit of sagging on the bottom, the slight reverberation on the slap that says this is a butt who’s seen some things and men that may or may not have said “Uh huh yeeeuh” while ejaculating onto it in its day. And because she’s wearing the same outfit, psychologically, I’m more inclined to believe this one with juuuust a hint of dumpiness in the thighs is actually J Lo too:

 

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FINAL CONCLUSION

 

If I had to bet my life on it, A) I’d wonder what made a person opting to kill me do that for such a bizarre gamble and B) I think J Lo used a body double for the majority of the video but then had to do the one bare-assed take with Iggy in the hallway just because the video director was like “Yeah, people will 100% know this isn’t you if you don’t have any shots with your face and butt directly in them and any ones you are in, you’re covering yourself with stockings. It would completely sabotage the artistic vision of a video for a song called ‘Booty.’”

 

 

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I also could have probably saved time if I just counted the rings on this screengrab.