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Clemson Forcing Students To Fill Out Mandatory Form Detailing Their Sexual History…”How Many Times Have You Had Oral Sex In The Past Month?”

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Sep 1811:10AM EST

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Campus ReformClemson University is requiring students to reveal how many times they’ve had sex in the past month and with how many partners.

In screenshots obtained exclusively by Campus Reform, the South Carolina university is asking students invasive and personal questions about their drinking habits and sex life as part of what they’ve billed as an online Title IX training course.

“How many times have you had sex (including oral) in the last 3 months?” asks one question. “With how many different people have you had sex (including oral) in the last 3 months?” asks another.

In a campus-wide email, the South Carolina university announced that all students, faculty, and staff would be required to complete a mandatory, one-hour long Title IX training course by November 1. Although the email said that the course—which also asks if a student is a part of Greek life or an athlete—was “created by students,” it is actually a product of CampusClarity, “[a] Title IX and Campus SaVE Act education program that combines sexual assault and substance abuse prevention in a comprehensive online training program.”

Many students are concerned about privacy issues surrounding the third-party site. While some questions do include a green “anonymous” bar across the top of the screen, Clemson students are still required to log in to the course with their student IDs and include their first and last names, email addresses, and housing information.

“It’s not that I have an issue with being trained on Title IX,” one Clemson student told Campus Reform in an interview. “I have an issue with the personal questions that are asked, and the fact that I’m told it’s anonymous, but it’s clearly linked to my name, and it’s obviously through a third party so not only is my information that I’m going to be filling out—incredibly personal information regarding my sex life that I have issues with speaking about—it’s not only going to the university, it’s going to a third party company that I don’t know.”

In an email to one student that was obtained by Campus Reform, the school says that failure to complete the course will be a violation of the “Student Code of Conduct, General Student Regulation 8: Failure to Comply with Official Request.”

 

 

 

Sexually harrassing students to prevent sexual harrassment…interesting new strategy.  Title IX just always doing big things.  Forcing students to reveal their most personal intimate relationship details, put them on the computer then send them off to god knows who in the administration is just the latest in a long line.    At least it’s totally anonymous though, I mean yeah you entered your full name, email address and where you live, but you clicked that little green button that says “ANONYMOUS” at the top and there’s no such thing as hackers or technology errors or problems with the Cloud.  If The Fappening taught us anything it’s that whatever you put into cyberspace stays safe there forever.

Talked to some Clemson people about this and they said it was just suspended after so many people complained, and that people were just making up fake answers anyway.  But the fact remains, you shouldn’t have to answer or fake answer in the first place.  Hey college it’s none of your business how much sex someone has and it’s definitely none of your business if they can’t get laid.   I’m paying you 30K a year,  how about you worry about educating me and preparing me for a weak job market and let me worry about if I can get my dick sucked this month?

Kentucky Fans Storm Campus To Line Up For Tickets To Big Blue Madness

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Sep 1810:40AM EST

 

 

 

 

 

 

iPhone nerds and UK fans, nobody camps out in tents like those crazy motherfuckers.  I mean this isn’t for season tickets.  It’s not for the opening game.  It’s for a practice.  These people are bullrushing the quad and camping out for 3 days for tickets to a practice.  Not a game, not a game…practice (-Allen Iverson).   I’d say they were lunatics if I didn’t respect their passion so god damn much.

 

 

 

 

SUV Full of Teens Flies Off Road And Crashes After Someone Lit The Driver’s Armpit Hair On Fire As A Prank

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Sep 1810:00AM EST

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NBCA SUV full of teenagers crashed in Idaho after one of the passengers lit the driver’s armpit hair on fire with a lighter, authorities said Wednesday.

All five young people in the Ford Bronco were hurt in the crash Sunday and received medical treatment, the Ada County Sheriff’s Office said. Two of the passengers, ages 15 and 16, were thrown from the vehicle, but none of the five suffered life-threatening injuries.

The sheriff’s department said the rollover occurred after a 16-year-old boy was goofing off in the front seat and lit 18-year-old Tristian Myers’ armpit hair on fire while Myers was driving. The crash happened at about 5:30 a.m. in southeast Boise. Deputies cited Myers with inattentive driving, while the 16-year-old was cited for interfering with the driver’s safety. The passenger’s name wasn’t released. A 17-year old also was in the front seat but was not cited.

 

 

 

Oh man I’m such a sucker for a good prank like this.  Nothing better than really punking your friend so bad.  Like can you even imagine how embarrassed this chump was?  When he was just cruising along the road without a care in the world then all of a sudden he looks down his armpits are on fire?  So he crashes his car directly into a ditch and ejects everyone out of the windshield?  HAHA!  What a sucker.  Fucking sucker.  Get pranked harder bro, seriously enjoy going viral on Youtube assuming the camera survived the high velocity impact that shattered the legs of all your friends.

 

Pranks, so hot right now, almost too hot.

 

 

 

 

FSU Students Are Hunting Down The Jameis Winston Snitches And Cyberbullying Them

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Sep 189:30AM EST

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I’ll be honest, this Jameis Winston blowback caught me completely off guard.  Like I know that it shouldn’t, I know that it’s 2014 and people eat, sleep and breathe outrage and basically wake up in the morning with the sole purpose of getting super mad about something.  I know that people can’t rest at night until they’ve taken someone down on Twitter or voiced a strong opinion on their Facebook.   But a college kid yelling the most popular internet meme of the year with his friends on a college campus getting thoroughly bashed by the media, benched for a half of football and forced to give a press conference apologizing on ESPN?  Holy shit, that one I did not see coming.

 

Like all these people that tweeted about Jameis yelling “fuck her right in the pussy” on the table in the middle of the union, you know why they did it?  Because they thought it was hilarious.  They said it was the funniest thing ever and put tons of those crying laughing face emojis.   Said it was #epic and made their day.

 

 

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Probably never thought in a million years journalists and administrators and coaches with no idea what the internet is or how it works would latch onto it and say it was a misogynistic lewd offensive outburst against women and get their star QB suspended for a big game.  Cut em some slack and focus your anger at the people who deserve it, the morons who thought rape allegations and theft were totally fine so long as there were no curse words uttered during it.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Jessie from University of Hawaii

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Sep 189:00AM EST

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Introducing Jessie from Hawaii.  Mahalo!

 

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Trademark – Long Shot (Cash Cash x Clean Bandit x The Chainsmokers) + Ellie Goulding – Beating Heart (Steve James Remix)

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Sep 179:00PM EST

After dropping the hottest hour long mix in existence Trademark continues his domination of all this mixed and mashed with his new track “Long Shot,” where he packs the likes of Cash Cash, Clean Bandit and The Chainsmokers into one massive 3 minute heater. While the youngin’ Steve James takes a whirl at transforming Ellie Goulding’s hit “Beating Heart” into some progressive house perfection. If you’re feelin this one you should definitely get deep into this week’s Chick Picks round up.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Rachel from Baylor

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Sep 175:30PM EST

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Introducing Rachel from Baylor.  She lifts bro.

 

 

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Ronda Rousey Does Some ‘Cocktail’-Style Flair Bartending…Hot Or Not?

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Sep 174:50PM EST

 

 

In theory, I love Ronda Rousey. I know it’s sort of 50/50 on the site but I love fit chicks that aren’t so ripped that I feel like too much of a bag of shit in comparison and I’m going to say she works within those guidelines. I’m even in on the idea of dating the most badass chick on Earth and wouldn’t be emasculated by it for a second even with the high potential for an incredibly embarrassing reverse Ray Rice scenario. If she can snap dudes’ arms at the elbow like she did Miesha Tate in the below video, I’d talk so much shit anywhere and everywhere just for the hell of it. Real life trolling like you Internet people can only dream about, just 80s movie bully shit like kicking sand at geeks and smacking drinks out of people’s hands while high fiving some other bro in a varsity jacket.

 

 

 

But she’s kind of a broish chick, loves fighting and watching pro wrestling and even starred in the latest Expendables movie. At some point, you hit the line and for me it’s watching her flip bottles like Tom Cruise while those triceps are flexing with all over with the femininity of a rhinoceros stampede. Even though she’s wearing a sexy little dress, this 10 second Instagram video just wrecked it. Just too many guy things she’s good at that I’m not and it makes me sick. I’m all out on your sex appeal, Ronda, and I know that must crush you just as much as your thighs might crush a man’s skull but it’s just how it has to be right now. Love unrequited, a bittersweet symphony.

 

 

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Hmm tickling also turns me into a ninja. Weird mental illness, maybe PTSD from being touched by a babysitter as a child. Back in on Ronda!

My 10 Favorite EDM Songs Right Now

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Sep 174:15PM EST

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Did this with rap last week and the internet more or less broke so I figured I’d run it back with electro today.  Little known fact, I actually have the best taste in EDM on the planet.

Click here to stream my top 10 favorite EDM songs right now

October 24th And 25th, The Blackout Returns To Worcester And Hartford

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Sep 173:55PM EST

It’s that time of year again, we’re back in full swing. Lets look at some of the wildest things we’ve seen in Worcester and Hartford.

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Hartford and Worcester, I dont think you know whats about to hit you. The Palladium and The Webster Theatre are going to be taken over October 24th and 25th by the Blackout crew and Dante. These shows will sell out so buy tickets now while you still can.

 

 

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Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)