Introducing the official worst feeling in the world. The moment after you jump out of a plane or off of a cliff and pull the cord and realize your chute ain’t working. If this guy didn’t shit directly in his pants he’s a bigger man than I would be.
Introducing the official worst feeling in the world. The moment after you jump out of a plane or off of a cliff and pull the cord and realize your chute ain’t working. If this guy didn’t shit directly in his pants he’s a bigger man than I would be.
Absolutely horrifying and tragic stuff. One second you’re sitting in your family room the next second everything you know and everything around you is completely destroyed. Your home, your neighborhood, your town. Cannot even imagine the terror you feel when you see one of these bearing down on you:
Insane.
One word. WATERWORKS.
Finding your dog alive in a literal pit of despair and destruction while doing a live interview? Can’t even script that shit. Would be too unbelievable.
From the man’s facebook:
“NEW HOUR MIX IS HERE! This will be the first of a bi-monthly series tailored specifically for your car, gym and parties. Turn it up, sing along and party on.”
Original Video:
“In Your Face You Longhorn Pussies” Video:
Boom! Texas getting southern style BBQ’d. To be honest, I thought the first video was embarrassing enough. Probably didn’t even need to pile on. When your 2013 preview is just Mack Brown basically apologizing for falling asleep at the wheel since 2009, you don’t exactly have A-1 hype up material.
I made this video in a desperate attempt to be accepted from the wait list at the University of Chicago. Let’s hope it works!
As much as I hate college employees I got to say, I respect the shit out of the U Chicago admissions department for not letting this squid in to their school. Seriously thanks for the video and the effort you put into it pal but if you don’t mind we’re going to continue letting people into our school based on like, their qualifications and shit, as opposed to their homemade music videos, if you don’t mind.
SB Nation- There is the Florida coaching staff, which is attempting to redefine the entire medium with a series of horrendous MS Paint-style photo edits complete with hashtags. Wyoming has joined in. Oregon State is in the mix. Then there is Georgia Tech. Specifically, Yellow Jackets offensive graduate assistant Preston Pehrson, who joined Twitter on January 30, mostly to troll snowed-in Northerners: That hashtag eventually morphed into something called “The Migration,” an attempt to lure recruits from the mid-Atlantic, upper Midwest and Northeast to Atlanta. Remember how Ed Orgeron told his Ole Miss staff that their planes did not fly north? Georgia Tech’s apparently go out of the nation’s most fertile recruiting ground to farm the snow-packed states.If it had remained Pehrson reminding potential Georgia Tech recruits that Southern cities have warmer weather than Northern cities, it would have remained annoying but innocuous. That, of course, was not good enough for Pehrson. He inevitably turned to that hot new recruiting tactic: Photoshopping.
Mark my words: 50 years from now people are going to look back at 2013 as the year that redefined the recruiting game. Mississippi State and NC State finally gave the ballers of the country the love they deserve, Rutgers basically stopped trying and it was still awesome, and Florida showed the world that they’re five years behind on pop culture. But I don’t know if anyone can touch @CoachPehrson. Dude is absolutely relentless. You think he cares that people might not want to go to a tech school with a 100:1 gender ratio and a Barstool intern no one has ever heard of? Fuck no. People liking nice weather + Hotlanta having nice weather=#TheMigration. Flawless execution.
Instagram straight flexin
Apparently no one has told Atlanta it’s not 2001 anyone
This exists
Coach loves him some Will Ferrel:
And perhaps his magnum opus:
#TheMigration