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Remember The NYU Bro Expelled For Setting A Sleeping Girl On Fire? He’s Saying She Was On A “Booze Binge” And Asked To Be Lit On Fire
Jan 2610:50AM EST

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NYDNThe 19-year-old woman who was burned in a bizarre NYU dorm charade was so drunk she may have been a part of the twisted episode, the lawyer for the alleged firebug said.

Jaime Castano, 20, set fire to the mattress his friend was sleeping on and eerily crooned as the flames burned around her — filming the ordeal with his cell phone while she woke up to the inferno around 11 p.m. on Aug. 23 at the 80 Lafayette St. dormitory, according to prosecutors.

He later posted footage of it on Snapchat, sources said.

But at his arraignment Tuesday, his attorney, Alyssa Gamliel, argued the woman blacked out the night of the incident and was on a booze binge in the days that followed, according to a court transcript.

“I do not think she knows what happened or her participation in this, nor do I think the People will be able to prove that she was not sort of participating in some of this activity.” Gamliel told the judge.

The attorney suggested that the victim’s torso burns got infected only because she failed to take care of the “minor” injury she had, possibly a result of her “continued behavior of intoxication.”

Castano currently faces up to 25 years in prison on the top count, first-degree assault, for allegedly causing the grave injury.



Wow what an incredible plot twist.  Just when you thought it was an open and shut case along comes this NYU bro’s team of lawyers to remind you why the word “allegedly” exists.  I mean let me guess, your first thought was this kid was some sort of psychopath sociopath who lit a sleeping girl on fire while singing to her and uploading it to SnapChat.  Well yes he did do that but did you even consider that someone might have politely asked for that to be done to them?  Didn’t think so.  Everyone so quick to judge a book by its cover, never taking the time to see both sides of it.  I mean everybody’s got a “drunk thing.”   Some people pee the bed, some end up with their pants off, some eat a 20 piece nugget with 2 cheeseburger meal every time they get home (last one is mine).  You can’t help it it’s just what drunk version of you insists on doing.  If your “drunk thing” is “asking people to light you on fire while softly singing you a lullaby” then that’s just a real fucking bummer but hey, the drunk heart wants what the drunk heart wants.

This Kid At Ohio State Is Claiming He Stole Tom Crean’s Diet Coke During The OSU – Indiana Game And I Don’t Believe Him For A Second
Jan 2610:10AM EST

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Shut up dude, no you didn’t. You politely asked for it like a little pussy and then thanked the guy who handed it to you a million times.  You’ve got to get up a little earlier in the morning to fool me.  I’m willing to bet this is exactly how it went down:

“Um, hey officer, excuse me I don’t mean to bother you, this is kind of dumb, but can I please have Mr. Crean’s diet coke can when he’s done with it so I can take a picture for  Sorry, I just really think this girl that I’ve been in the friend zone with for 3+ years will finally touch my penis if she thinks I’m a badass.  Help a player out.”

Or the kid just went into the hallway and bought one from a vending machine.  Or maybe I’m wrong and he really did swipe it.  Whatever, I’m still not impressed.  Tom Crean is a smug douchebag who kisses his son on the mouth.

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Steal a diet coke from Frank Martin and live to tell the tale, then we’ll talk.

Freshman Slams Teacher To The Ground For Taking His Cell Phone Away
Jan 269:30AM EST


Source - A ninth-grader at John F. Kennedy High School in Paterson was arrested Friday and charged with assaulting a teacher in a classroom.

The attack, captured on video, shows the teen slamming the 62-year-old educator to the floor in front of other students in an effort to get his cellphone back. Someone in the classroom recorded the assault, which officials say took place at about 1 pm on Tuesday, and the video has been posted on YouTube.

The 23-second video shows the 16-year-old with his arms wrapped around the teacher, knocking him into an empty desk. The student then wrestles the teacher across the front of the classroom before slamming him to the floor. The teen then reaches down and wrests something from the teacher before breaking away when someone in the classroom yelled: “Security.”

David Cozart, principal of operations at JFK, said the incident happened during a physics class. He said the teacher apparently confiscated the phone — which belonged to the assailant — from another student. The principal said students are allowed to use cellphones in class for academic purposes, but staff may take the devices and return them at the end of the day if students use them for other reasons.



What kind of god damn lunatic signs up to be a high school teacher?  Worst job ever.  Not elementary where most of the kids are like actually excited to be there and you just eat snacks and take naps and sing songs all day.  Not college where you get tenure and actual academia status and shit while getting paid to do basically nothing except read and do your own research.  Just stuck right in the middle with a bunch of angsty, emotional teenagers who are all going through their rebellious phase and hate authority.  Try to take one of their cell phones away and end up getting beat up and Razor Ramon suplexed in front of a cheering class filming it for Youtube.  Like I said, the worst.

Barstool U Monday Morning Smokeshow – Tori from Alabama
Jan 269:10AM EST

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Introducing Tori from Alabama.  Roll Tide.  Great way to start the week.  FYI my site is basically broken right now and it took 45 minutes to get this posted so blogs may be slow for a bit.  That’s not a great start to the week.



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Frank Beamer Has Seen Some Shit Man…
Jan 253:31PM EST




Hey little girl, you can cry and kick and scream as loud as you want.  You ain’t breaking Frank Beamer’s concentration.  Dude has seen some heavy shit, man…



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PS – Never forget Frank Beamer celebrating a 0-0 tie at the end of regulation.


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Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Lyna from FAU
Jan 235:30PM EST

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Re-introducing Lyna from FAU, who frankly I think is a top 5 hottest smokeshow of all time and does not get nearly enough love.  So, it’s updated gallery time.


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The Viceroy #SmokeShowOfTheDay Contest Is Live. Vote Now!
Jan 235:15PM EST



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As Far As Naked Gas Station Rampages Go, This Is One For The Ages
Jan 234:50PM EST

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This lady honestly might be the toughest woman alive. Just destroying everything while guys literally run from her like she’s Godzilla is absolutely amazing. Not to mention the fact she’s not wearing any clothes and still doing all this without a scratch on her. INDESTRUCTIBLE. Bottom line is whatever man sticks his dick in there deserves a gold medal. I’d put toothpaste on my dick and brush some vagina dentata than even take a glance this one’s direction.

Weekend Pregame Playlists
Jan 234:10PM EST

Get your pregame on with tunes from your favorite Barstool bloggers and me.

KFC’s White People House Party



Big Cat’s Surprisingly Cultured



Dante’s The Drop



RickRoz’s Pop Champagne



Zollo’s Jersey Beats



No Parents, Let’s Party


Chief’s Gone Country

Gone Country

Football Ain’t Over Yet…DraftKings $50K Desert Bowl Contest Is Now Live
Jan 233:40PM EST

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Bet you thought fantasy football was dunzo.  Bet you thought you were out of chances to win straight cash on your incredible football knowledge.  Oops, Draftkings did it again and dropped another big money contest straight on your dome piece.  Your shot at a 50K cash prize pool complete with $5,000 to the winner.   Pick a roster with a combination of Super Bowl and Pro Bowl players, score points, win big.  It’s that easy.


Contest Details:

-NFL $50K Desert Bowl
-$50,000 in Guaranteed prizes, 1st place wins $5,000
-$20 to enter, only 2,840 spot available and filling up fast!
-Just when you thought the Fantasy Football at DraftKing was over, they’ve come through with an idea to actually make the Pro Bowl interesting
-Draft 9 players from both the Super Bowl and the Pro Bowl, and you’ll have a chance to win a share of $50,000 in prizes!
-This is your last shot at Fantasy Football for the whole offseason so make it count.