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This Little Girl’s Thankful For The Best Reason This Thanksgiving

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Nov 2810:14AM EST

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Every family seems to have some sort of tradition where they’re forced to reflect upon what they’re thankful for every Thanksgiving. And rather than have to mutter something about family, friends, health, or something I’d much rather take for granted, I can now just borrow Isabella Jerhigan’s answer until the end of times. Shouts to all the dead people for making an effort and still being unable to do the most basic activity of continuing to live. Your failures make us all stronger by proxy.

 

What suck-up answers by the rest of the crew, though. “Oh thanks teacher who made us do this homework and big omnipotent power who made Curt Schilling get a D- in 3rd grade science class.” Be more obvious, guys. Hope you’re excited for an adulthood full of crying after you jerk off because Genesis says it’s a sin, Ryan Ingram.

You Had A Better Thanksgiving Than This Texas A&M Defender That Leonard Fournette Just Destroyed

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Nov 279:05PM EST

Don’t care how crippling your hangover was.  Don’t care how racist your Grandma was, how nosey your Mom was or how drunk your Uncle was.  Be thankful that you didn’t get run the fuck over by Leonard Fournette on national TV.   Sometimes it’s the little things in life.

St. John’s Dude Rocking The Old School Short Shorts Like A Retro Boss

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Nov 269:19PM EST

 

 

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LOVE this look.  Kids these days with their baggy Jordan sponsored shorts down to their shins, fuck that.  Nothing wrong with a little tribute to the good old days, the glory days.  It’s called homage, and this generation could learn a thing or two about it.

 

 

 

PS – FYI, nobody did it better than Chuck.

 

 

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Your Soundtrack To The Biggest Bar Night Of The Year

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Nov 266:00PM EST

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The best party night of the year just got that much better with this perfectly perfect soundtrack I just slapped together. Happy Thanksgiving Eve!

Click to stream the entire playlist

 

Barstool U Hump Day Smokeshow – Jessie from SDSU

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Nov 263:00PM EST

 

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Introducing Jessie from San Diego State.  See everybody on and off the rest of the week, have a great Thanksgiving!

 

 

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Johnny “Cheap Shot” Football Gets Taiwanese Animation-ized

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Nov 262:30PM EST

 

 

 

Need the actual surveillance video of Johnny slugging this groupie fuckboy in the face and I needed it yesterday.

 

 

 

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Some people just deserve a blindside haymaker to the jaw, it’s that simple.

 

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Kendra from ASU vs. Reed from FSU

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Nov 261:40PM EST

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Kendra from ASU

 

 

 

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Reed from FSU 

 

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1 for Kendra…5 for Reed

 

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Georgia Tech Trolls UGA For Hate Week, Redirects Their Websites To McDonalds and Wal Mart

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Nov 261:10PM EST

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SportingATL - The MayorOfBuckhead just tipped me to two of the greatest URL redirects in the history of the internet. I’m not even going to spend any time setting these up for you. The two links below speak for themselves.
 

It’s funny because the Georgia Tech nerds are insinuating that UGA students are dumb and are only qualified to work at McDonalds and Wal Mart.  Kind of insulting to McDonalds and Wal Mart employees IMO.  Typical high horse Tech move.  We get it, you can build cars and shit.

 

 

 

I’ll take this lifestyle any day of the week:

 

 

 

 

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New remixes of Jessie J, Clean Bandit, Tinashe + more

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Nov 2612:30PM EST

Extra jam packed installment of chick picks for all your thanksgiving eve partying needs tonight. Preview some of the dancefloor jams here and get the full lineup on beats. If you’re not pregaming with these songs tonight I’m pretty sure you’re not even pregaming at all.

Click for the rest of the lineup

 


This Is Video Of People Eating McDonald’s Breakfast For The First Time AKA The Worst Humans Ever

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Nov 2611:31AM EST

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You give people from other countries McDonald’s breakfast for the first time, fine. But if you’re from this country and you willfully ignore McDonald’s breakfast, one of few universally beloved things we have in America, it’s an absolute fucking disgrace. Like there have been famous movie scenes about the struggle of the McDonald’s breakfast not being available:

 

 

To not have had a McDonald’s breakfast in your life, even if it’s just one of the hash browns, what the fuck are you even doing? But at least that one chick is Australian and open-minded while the other chick is just a regular weirdo based upon her never eating syrup. But this guy Zach is just an absolute monster. Critiquing everything in his poorly sized purple shirt that looks like it was taken from a Persian guy at a club (in fairness, big time upset he’s not wearing a white undershirt beneath it), making his little snarky remarks with faces like this:

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Honestly I can’t handle it. This week has been mentally taxing enough, Zach, I just didn’t need to see you and your poor man’s Nick Kroll existence right before a holiday. I’d wish bad things on him but if there’s one thing I know about McDonald’s breakfast, the sweet grease will take its own revenge on his weak pasty body, unsullied by the artery clogging nectars he took in for a shot at viral video fame. Is there anything McDonald’s breakfast can’t do?