July 21, 2014 - July 27, 2014
imgur – Seen on the streets of Key West, FL. Did a double-take and nearly choked on a slice of key lime pie.
This post is not Sam Ponder approved.
TSN – The official website of the University of Texas athletics is TexasSports.com. We know this for a fact because if you click on the link, you will be taken to the official home page of Texas Longhorn athletics.
The issue at hand is that the bottom of each page on the football team’s 2014 media guide tells readers to use www.TexsaSports.com for all Longhorn sports needs.
But wait, there’s more.
A keen Oklahoma fan decided to purchase the www.TexsaSports.com domain, and it features a tremendous message to their Red River rivals.
And I thought UGA couldn’t catch a break? Jesus, don’t even get me started on Texas. Longhorns past half decade in a nutshell right here. Mediocre seasons, passing up top recruits, Mack Brown fiasco. Misspelling your own god damn name in your own programs. Oklahoma shitting down their throat is just the icing on the cake. Get it together down there.
PS – Charlie Strong strikes me as the kind of guy who would literally beat the intern who did this to death with his bare hands then plant his dead body in the middle of the practice field to “set the tone.”
Update: Annndd right on cue….
— Sam’s Army (@BarstoolSam) July 25, 2014
Daily Mail - How far would you go if your car is clamped and the tow away truck is about to take it away?
This woman in Russia staged a striptease to try and avoid the traffic police from removing her vehicle. She leaped onto the truck – beside her car – and started peeling off her clothes to prevent them driving away.
An onlooker caught her extraordinary pole dancing scene on camera in the Russian city of Tula. Anatoliy Aleksandrovich posted the video on the web saying: ‘Look at how far some drivers go to stop their car being towed away.’
‘This lady did a real show, trying to stop traffic police from taking her car away,’ he said.
As she dances – stripping to her knickers and a top – she tries negotiating with the officers, not that it had the desired result.
‘Legally she was right to stop them as by law police can not take away the car if the driver is present,’ he said.
Need HD! Need HD now! Seriously this has got to be the best day ever for a tow truck driver right? Used to getting screamed at and bitched at alllllll day long every single day. Probably have to deal with a ton of pissed off psychos trying to fight/shoot you and shit. Then today you roll up and there’s some little hottie stripping off all her clothes grinding all over your rigs flashing her butt in your face. Just a little somethin’ to break up the monotony. This guy knows what I’m talking about.
Introducing Morgan from Arizona. Do you think we will ever run out of girls from the state of Arizona? Or do they just replenish forever and ever?
One last time for the cheap seats, rock with the best mix of the summer with Trademark and “Mixed In America 2014.”
Cyclist Gets A Tailgating Car Pulled Over, Acts Exactly Like You’d Expect A Cyclist To Act In Response
This video is working its way through the Internet as one of those “instant karma” types of videos where people feel good because some asshole gets his comeuppance immediately after doing something crappy. Given that I’m pretty much on the transit beat for Barstool the last couple days, I figured I should check it out in the hopes of getting to enjoy one of life’s victories for the good of us all. Small problem: The guy who’s the protagonist of the video is some douche on a bicycle with a fucking speedometer on it. Are you kidding me? I’m supposed to root for this dipshit who I’m 99% sure is wearing wildly unsatisfied spandex shorts because some big SUV tried to drive where cars are supposed to drive while this pussy does speed runs on his big wheel?
I hate the cyclist for his little smug celebration and “little kid with a badge from a cereal box” offer of “Hey, you need the video, officer?” and his completely unrequited offer of his name to the cop. I hate the cop for playing into this cockbag’s delusions of cyclists being anything higher on the food chain than a fly on your windshield, talking to him with the same professional courtesy one might give a Make-A-Wish kid going on a ride-along. “You think this big meanie should get a ticket, little buddy? Okay, just for you!” And, most of all, I hate the SUV driver for not pounding a tall boy or 10 before hitting the road and, as a result, not just plowing into him for the good of society at large. Do you even Sunday Funday bro?
Before you go and say I’m being unreasonable, after noting all his needy “SUBSCRIBE :)” crap all over the video, I clicked on this guy’s YouTube channel and, guess what, he’s not just a cyclist, he’s a cyclist who just looooves attention for standing up to the big mean advancements in American transportation.
Yes, you just witnessed a video of a little man on a bicycle catch up to a car, yell at its driver about the rules of the road, then ride past a red light into oncoming traffic. And you’re telling me I can’t wish for a Leonard Little special on this kid? Get out of here. You failed me, tonight, Internet. Gonna take some chicks breaking out meat flaps on Instagram tonight to get our relationship back on track.
Everyone’s favorite Pandas were feeling generous this week, opting to dole out 5 new free remixes over the course of 5 days starting on Monday. Check out the first 4 (I’d say “Cooler Than Latch” is dope except I’m not allowed to say that cause that pussy Posner is in it), and look out for the fifth tomorrow on Beats.