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12 Year Old Student Reporter Tells Oregon Coach Mark Helfrich His School Only Cares About 3 Things: Jesus, Girls, and Marcus Mariota

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Nov 2311:25AM EST

 

 

ESPN - Oregon’s Marcus Mariota accounted for four touchdowns against Colorado on Saturday, maintaining the inside track on the Heisman Trophy and a playoff spot for the Ducks.

And while Mariota tops NFL draft boards from coast to coast — including our own Mel Kiper’s — the redshirt junior hasn’t officially announced where he will play next season.

So after the game, one industrious 12-year-old student reporter from O’Hara Catholic School in Eugene took it upon himself to get to the bottom of it. Head coach Mark Helfrich fielded the hard-ball question from sixth grader Charlie Papé.

 

 

 

Love Charlie Papé.  Such a little boss.  If Mark Helfrich and Marcus Mariota had any sense whatsoever they would call up Charlie Papé in his office at the O’Hara Catholic School newspaper and let him be the first to break the news on Mariota’s decision when he reaches it.   That would be awesome.  Jesus, girls, Marcus Mariota, that’s all this little baller cares about.

 

Oh and some 4th thing, but it didn’t seem that important.

 

 

 

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Jameis Winston Just Manhandling the Ref Last Night During the BC Game Was Too Funny

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Nov 2311:04AM EST

 

 

 

Sorry ref.  Jameis takes what he wants, when he wants.  Doesn’t need your consent to snap the ball.  Plus the way you were dressed out there you were practically begging to get shoved around like that.

 

 

PS – How about Pereira chiming in?

 

I’ve looked at this play several times, and in my opinion, Winston should have been penalized for shoving Webster not once, but twice. In fact, I feel he should have been ejected.

Contact with an official can clearly lead to an ejection. Webster was doing his job, which was to hold the snap until the referee cleared him in this situation. Winston clearly pushes him out of the way so he can get the snap off.

That’s a foul, folks.

The announcers laughed and called what Winston did priceless. Winston later said, “It was a fast-tempo play and I was just trying to get up under there and let it ride.”

However, I think Winston should have paid the price for a foul and should have been ejected.  (Fox) 

 

 

Get off your high horse amigo, you don’t win championships and Heismans by being polite.

Fat Dude On Michigan State Gets To Run A Reverse For Senior Day

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Nov 223:32PM EST

 

 

 

RUMBLE FAT MAN RUMBLE!!

 

 

 

end-around

 

 

 

 

1 yard gain on the play, officially.  100 yard gain in our hearts.

 

 

 

 

h/t Isaac

Barstool Best Hour Of Your Party Vol. 61 by Dante

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Nov 221:45PM EST

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Chick Just Bawling Her Eyes Out After Tim Tebow Gives Her Cake On SEC Nation

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Nov 2211:30AM EST

 

 

 

 

I’d probably react the same way.  Fucking love Tebow.

 

 

 

 

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Coach Cal Has No Idea When His Daughter’s Birthday Is

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Nov 2211:18AM EST

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Too funny.  Guarantee you Cal knows every single recruit’s birthday, shoe size, clothing size and hooker preference.   Sorry Megan, maybe be 18 years old and have a 40 inch vertical next time if you want dad to remember your birthday.

GameDay Signs Live From Cambridge

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Nov 229:07AM EST

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Nerd signs are the best signs.

 

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Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Amber from ASU

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Nov 215:15PM EST

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Introducing Amber from ASU.  Have a good one!

 

 

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GoPro of a ParaCommando Parachuting Into 100,000 Person Crowd at Alabama Football Game Takes You Into The Weekend

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Nov 215:00PM EST

 

 

Roll damn Tide.  And with a home game against West Carolina this weekend, pretty sure they will by 50.

Utah/Arizona, Notre Dame/Louisville, BC/FSU, Baylor/OK State and USC/UCLA highlight the Saturday slate.  Oh and Harvard/Yale I guess if that’s your thing.  See everybody out there.

Barstool Viceroy #SmokeShowOfTheDay Is Live. Vote Now!

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Nov 214:40PM EST

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