This shit is so hot. The end.
The Boulder Theater
March 15th, 2014 9:00 PM
March 20th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
House Of Blues
Myrtle Beach, SC
April 5th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 11th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 12th, 2014 9:00 PM
April 25th, 2014 9:00 PM
New York City, NY
April 26th, 2014 9:00 PM
New Haven, CT
January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
East Stroudsburg, PA
March 1st, 2014 9:00 PM
The Union Bar
Iowa City, IA
March 8th, 2014 6:00 PM
March 10, 2014 - March 16, 2014
Introducing Maggie from Colorado. Saturday night. Boulder Theater. Be there.
Now that its officially #Barstool Colorado week figured we’d reward all you crazy Rocky Mountain kids since you’ve been waiting for #Barstool since the start of the tour. We got flags, shirts, hats, stickers, VIVA panties, couzies, glasses, heck maybe even some free tickets to Boulder Theatre thrown in there. Keep an eye out on campus all week for some random giveaways and follow us on Twitter @BarstoolBlckout to see where we are at each day. Buzz has already been pretty crazy for Saturday and expecting that to increase each day. You wanted us Colorado and now you Fckin got us, lets make the most of this week!
Don’t forget we’re Blacking Out Boulder Theatre this Saturday March 15th..
Music’s hottest new ladykiller comes through with a summer jam just in time for the end of this miserable fucking winter.
(I made this logo…maybe I’ll let Milmore come up with something a little more professional)
Only one way to possibly make March Madness any better. Yup, run a Smokeshow Madness right alongside it. Hoops and Smokes. Does not get any better, ever.
Same drill as the last 4 years. 1 smoke to represent each team in the tournament. Girls won’t be seeded, all matchups will be the real life basketball game matchups. #1 vs. #16, etc. We’ll do a few days of voting for each round all the way until we get our very own Smokeshow Final Four. Winning girl gets $1000. Yes I repeat 1000 bucks cash so if you got friends or know girls on campus who wouldn’t mind a shot at the prize send nominations our way. Tips@barstoolu.com. Obviously we’ve got the main powerhouse schools on lockdown but we definitely welcome girls from smaller schools that aren’t necessarily on our radar.
And smokes from each school that wins their conference tourney this week and makes it to the dance.
Last year’s winner Betsy from Memphis says hello…
Reader Email – Michigan State Students Spring Break Went So Hard It Ruined Everybody’s Family Vacation
Reader Email -
This review has been going around MSU after @SpartyProblems retweeted it, apparently we flat out ruined some poor family’s vacation that decided to go to Cabo during college spring break. Sorry for partying I guess? Viva
Oh wah wah wah. If you’re dumb enough to book your vacation to an all-inclusive resort in fucking Cabo during college Spring Break season don’t cry to me when it turns out there’s some drunk college kids around. Like the people who can’t believe the great deal they got on a house in a college town in between two fraternities then complain when it’s too loud on the weekends. Wake up. There’s a reason your hotel was 99% off. Because everybody with a brain knows it’s going to be chock full of 19 year olds blasted out of their faces throwing couches off balconies and fucking each other in the pool. Welcome to Spring Break. Next time go to Hawaii like a fucking adult.
Last night this “Computerized” jumpoff went from produced by Kanye to fake to real but really hated in about the first 4 hours of its existence. Now that the dust is settled, it looks like a half decent leftover off Tron that would’ve been better off left in the vault while the robots ride out their latest #1 smash with Pharrell.
In more relevant music news, Skrillex finally dropped off one of the most highly anticipated collabs of the young year, “Coast Is Clear” featuring the hottest young man in hip-hop, Chance The Rapper.
Oh yeah and nbd but kbd, Skrill also dropped his new album, Recess, which you can stream in its entirety here.
Reddit – In March 2014, CDOT launched a series of three PSAs to education the public on marijuana impaired driving. The main message of these PSAs is that if you drive high, you can get a DUI.
USA Today – The state Department of Transportation is airing three television ads as part of its “Drive High, Get a DUI” campaign. The ads appear during shows that target men ages 21-34, the demographic that tends to have the highest number of DUIs, according to a CDOT release.
The limit for marijuana in the blood is 5 nanograms of active THC per milliliter of blood, according to CDOT. But it’s not clear-cut how much marijuana that is exactly. Unlike blood-alcohol content, which generally correlates with weight and number of drinks, marijuana affects different people in different ways.
“One hit could put someone over the limit,” said Emily Wilfong, CDOT spokeswoman, in an interview with USA TODAY Network.
The campaign aims to educate the public that driving high is still considered impaired driving, Wilfong said. A September CDOT survey of 770 Coloradans found 21% had driven a motor vehicle after consuming marijuana sometime within the past month.
Colorado. They just get it.
(Not pictured: Doritos, fruit snacks, pizza, and cheese puff sales revenue: $Infinity.)
How long until Colorado pays off the national debt on their own just from weed sales?