SAN ANTONIO – Five frat brothers allegedly scaled the walls of SeaWorld San Antonio early Wednesday looking for adventure, but instead, found the police.
According to San Antonio police investigators, the men, who are all in their 20s, broke into the park just after 2 a.m.
It’s believed they were carrying out a prank that could be connected to the park’s animals. However, SAPD investigators said they could only prove the men broke into a storage area and ate ice cream.
The men were spotted by park security who then called SAPD. Officers caught two of the men and took them into custody. The other three remain at large.
Duc Nguyen, 23, and Huy May, 18, were charged with theft and criminal trespassing. Nguyen is a student at the University of Houston.
God these frat bros sucks so bad. Breaking into Sea World and stealing ice cream? That’s like breaking into Fort Knox to use the bathroom. Such a wasted opportunity. You’re in Sea World alone dude, make the most out of it. Don’t get a chocolate-vanilla swirl and call it a night. Swim with the dolphins, feed the sharks, pet the whales, give Shamu some daps, kidnap a cute ass little penguin. Learn how to live. Plus how do you break into Sea World in the dead of night and not even try to free all the whales? Did you even watch Blackfish? Saddest marine mammal documentary shit since The Cove. Yes I watched both. Seriously stand for something frat bros. Set those poor bastards back into the wild, dust yourself off and head back to paddle pledge assholes until your heart’s content.