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Barstool U Hump Day Smokeshows – Angelina & Erica from UNLV

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Oct 225:30PM EST

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Introducing Angelina and Erica from UNLV.  Two smokes for the price of one.

 

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Barstool Beats Top 10

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Oct 225:00PM EST

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Have a month Calvin Harris, have a month.  “Outside” might be the best song of all time.  Decent efforts from T.Swift, Avicii, and Childish Gambino though.

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Confessions From Girls Who Are Addicted To Sex

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Oct 224:30PM EST
Everybody thinks I'm  an innocent good girl.  My secret:  I'm a sex addict.

 

I started watching porn when I was 8... I think this is where my sex addiction comes from I'm a girl

 

I'm a sex addict....which really just means I'm desperate for someone to love me.

 

My boyfriend gives me the best sex of my life every single day and I still masturbate often. I think I have a sex addiction.

 

I am a woman with a mild sex addiction.  I hate that I can't play "hard to get" ):

 

My boyfriend thinks I have hyposexuality disorder(sex addiction). He doesn't know the half of it.

 

I'm a sex addict and my husband only likes to have sex occasionally so I find random guys on Craigslist to have sex with

 

I'm a sex addict and my husband only likes to have sex occasionally so I find random guys on Craigslist to have sex with

 

I would never cheat on my bf. I love him. But I'm a sex addict and sometimes if I come across a hot guy I'll imagine riding his face.

 

I lied to him about the number of sexual  partners I've had. It's  well over 300. I'm a sex addict.

 

I think I have a sex addiction. It's all I ever think and dream about  and it's driving me insane. And I'm a girl.

 

My boyfriend is a Marine and he's currently deployed. He's been gone a month and my sex addiction is becoming impossible to ignore.

 

I'm a woman and I'm addicted to sex...I divorced my ex husband because he couldn't keep up with me

 

I'm a sex addict I want and need to feel the tongue of another person all over me

 

 

 

 

Damn…SLUTS!

 

 

Still don’t get the whole “sex addiction” thing.  Doesn’t everyone just always want to get laid all the time?  Isn’t that normal?  Chicks are just lucky in the fact that any time they want it they can get it.  Dudes have like a 20% shot and if they strike out they end up cooped up in their room with a box of Kleenex and a wifi connection.

If you want to check out more real life sex addiction confessions from chicks, or if you’re feeling naughty and want to leave your own, check out the Whisper app for a full collection.

Bruce Pearl Takes Over A Class At Auburn

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Oct 224:00PM EST

 

 

 

Bruce Pearl FUCKING LOVES AUBURN.

 

 

 

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Dude is just so re-invigorated and loving life with this second chance at coaching.   Got to bring a smile to your face.  Just no BBQ’s please coach!

 

 

 

 

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PS – How much do you want to bet there was like one chick in the back of the class who left and sent a formal email of complaint to someone in the administration that Bruce Pearl interrupted her learning?

 

Actually it was probably this guy.

 

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Dude honestly can you just leave?  Seriously, you’re ruining it for everyone else.

List Of The Top 100 Hottest Colleges In The Country Is Incorrect

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Oct 223:30PM EST

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Full List of 100 Hottest Schools

 

Niche - The Most Attractive Girls ranking assesses the attractiveness of female students at traditional four-year colleges and universities in the United States based on 42,269 opinion-based survey responses from 42,151 current students and recent alumni.

A high ranking in Most Attractive Girls generally indicates that both male and female students report that their female peers on campus are very attractive.

 

 

 

Ahh the first of the yearly lists that try so hard to use science and methodology to come up with concrete hotness rankings and end up being completely wrong.  Listen it’s not like I’m going to shit on the schools up top there, they’re obviously super hot and provide us with plenty of big time smokeshows.  For example:

 

 

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But at some point you just got to put down the rulers and compasses and data points and just use a little bit of common sense.  Like…

 

Huh?

 

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What??

 

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WHAT???

 

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Anyone with a functioning set of eyeballs and a brain knows that just doesn’t compute.  Can’t use surveys with random alumni for this type of important work.  Need hard evidence and people directly making the clicks.

 

 

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B1G Mascots Do “Shake It Off” And It’s Awesome

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Oct 223:00PM EST

 

 

 

 

 

I fully enjoyed that video and I’m not afraid to admit it.

 

Sparty stole the show IMO.

 

 

 

 

Such a mean mugging motherfucker.

 

 

 

Also love how everybody gets some smoke cheerleaders to dance with meanwhile Goldy is stuck doing some little jig solo on a scooter.

 

 

 

 

 

Does this fucking Gopher have any friends or what?

 

 

 

 

PS – Savage move.

 

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Taylor from Kentucky vs. Heather from South Dakota State

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Oct 222:20PM EST

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Taylor from UK

 

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Heather from SDSU

 

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1 for Taylor…5 for Heather

 

 

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Video: Robert Morris University Has A Pep Rally For The Video Game Team

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Oct 221:45PM EST

 

 

I know the term “bizarro world” gets thrown around a lot but if you were ever looking for the true definition of bizarro world, here it is.  A college football team and college hoops team joining thousands of screaming students in the gym to cheer on the Video Game Team.   6’10″ freak athletes and 5’10″ 300 pound brick house linemen all yelling at the top of their lungs going nuts for this cast of characters:

 

 

 

 

 

Unreal.  Just your standard late night pep rally to get everyone fired up for the League of Legends World Championships.  Your school cheers for the warriors of the gridiron or the ballers on the hardwood…Robert Morris gets turnt for scholarship gamers entering the fantasy realm of a virtual battle arena at Summoner’s Rift.

Air Force Bro Charged With Felony Assault For Giving A Cop A Double Wet Willy

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Oct 221:21PM EST

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MANKATO Armed with two freshly licked fingers, a former Kiester man home on leave from the Air Force thought it would be funny to give the officer the Willies. Riley Louis Swearingen, 24, of Goldsboro, N.C., was getting on the “drunk bus” after the downtown bars closed early Saturday morning when he allegedly licked a finger on each hand and stuck them into the ears of a police sergeant.

The officer was not amused and Swearingen was immediately arrested.

The sergeant was on the bus talking to the driver when Swearingen boarded at about 2:20 a.m. After feeling two fingers “wet with saliva being pushed into his right and left ear canals, which caused pressure and discomfort,” the officer turned around to see Swearingen walking away.  Swearingen then sat down with a group of friends and said, “I just gave the cop a wet Willy” the officer reported.

Swearingen was still in jail Monday afternoon awaiting a court appearance after prosecutors charged him with a felony for assaulting a police officer with bodily fluids.

Alcohol was a factor, Clifton said.

When Swearingen appeared before District Court Judge Kurt Johnson at about 4 p.m. Monday, he explained what happened. He said he had flown to Minnesota from North Carolina because he was supposed to be in a friend’s wedding Saturday night. Swearingen said he and friends had gone out Friday night and were heading home when one of his friends stuck a wet finger in his ear.

“I thought it would be incredibly funny to give a police officer a wet Willy, to which I was sorely mistaken,” Swearingen explained. “I’m incredibly sorry for what I did. I never thought I would be going to jail for the weekend.”

 

 

Look before everybody jumps all over this cop for being a total power tripping hardo and pushing for “felony assault with bodily fluids” over a little double wet willy,  put yourself in his shoes for a second.  I mean consider the situation.   It’s 2:30 AM and you’re on duty monitoring a party bus.  Had a long ass day on your shift dealing with bad guys and paperwork and a ton of annoying bullshit then you get the call at two in the morning that you got to take care of a bunch of drunk idiot college kids.  Probably puking all over the place, throwing shit, cursing you out.  Just trying to do your job in a miserable situation.    The LAST thing you want to happen in that scenario is some punk to sneak up behind you and shove two spit soaked sausage fingers in your ear canals.  You’d probably snap and freak the fuck out a little bit too.   I know I would.   Slap some cuffs on Under Armour and stick him in a jail cell for a few hours to sober up and realize he can’t just go running around wet willying motherfuckers and especially not DOUBLE wet willying motherfuckers.

Thing is though after a few hours the lesson has been learned and you can cut him loose…don’t need to leave him in the damn cell for the entire weekend and hit him with felony charges and make him go before a judge and shit.  That’s just an abuse of power over a little wet willy.

Young Thug + Lil Wayne – Take Kare

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Oct 2212:40PM EST

This dropped last week and somehow slipped through the cracks, apparently RickRoz didn’t think it was hot enough for its own blog, minus two gold stars there.  Anywho, Young Thug recruits Lil Wayne for his latest, a dark, hard cut with a beat eerily similar to Weezy and Drake’s “Grindin.”

P.S. It’s easy to forget that Mr. Carter is still sitting on the song of the year. Don’t “Believe Me”?