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FSU Doubles Down…Suspends Jameis For The ENTIRE Clemson Game

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Sep 1911:25PM EST

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Live look in at me right now.

 

 

 

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What the FUCK is going on around here?  Am I the only sane person left on the planet?  Am I the only person who knows that a 20 year old  kid repeating an internet meme in the middle of campus with his friends is not a big deal?   Suspending a college kid for being a college kid?  So stupid.  So so so stupid.  Hope FSU loses by 50 fucking points and the team never recovers and goes .500 and Jimbo Fisher gets fucking fired.

 

 

 

PS – The initial suspension was absolutely unbelievable but at least I got over it and could live with it.  But coming back a few days later after completely buckling to uptight idiot talking heads and analysts and adding more to the punishment to make it more severe?  Never seen a pussier move in my entire life.

 

 

 

Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Lindsay from UNC Charlotte

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Sep 195:32PM EST

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Introducing Lindsay from UNCC.   Have a good one everybody!

 

 

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Barstool Viceroy #SmokeShowOfTheDay Contest Is Live. Vote Now!

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Sep 195:06PM EST

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Girl with the most RTs at Midnight tonight wins $100. RT your favorite girl to help her out.

Also If you want to contribute as a Barstool viceroy email Paul@barstoolsports.com. We are looking for people at every school

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Best New Music Of The Week from Rick Ross, Cash Cash, Big Sean, Sean Leon + More

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Sep 194:20PM EST

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Rozay, Cash Cash, Big Sean, Tchami, the stars came out this week for sure.

Click here to stream the best new music of the week

 

Click here to stream the best new music of the week

Barstool U Week In Smokeshows: 9/19

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Sep 193:50PM EST

2 smokes a day, 5 days a week.  Easy to lose some in the mix.  Here’s your weekly catchup guide on the hottest college girls in the country.

 

 

Jessie from Arkansas

 

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Laura from SDSU 

 

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Christen from Louisville

 

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Rachel from Arizona State

 

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Rachel from Baylor

 

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Madison from Ursinus

 

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Jessie from Hawaii

 

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Taylor from Western Ontario 

 

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Nadya from OSU

 

 

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Bikini City…UCSB Pi Beta Phi Just Won’t Let Summer Die

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Sep 193:30PM EST

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UCSB Pi Phi 

 

 

 

Want to see your sorority repped on the Stool?  Send Tumblrs and Instagrams to tips@barstoolu.com and we’ll feature it some point during the week.

 

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Worcester October 24th, and Hartford October 25th, The Blackout Tour Is Back!

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Sep 193:15PM EST

We’re coming to the Palladium in Worcester and the Webster Theatre in Hartford. These are going to be wild.

Hartford and Worcester it’s your time to shine. Time to Black the Fuck Out and party like there’s no tomorrow! As always all smokes get in for free and there will be a TON in attendance. These will sell out so get your tickets while you still can.

 

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Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

 

FSU Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Lexi vs. Racquel

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Sep 192:30PM EST

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Lexi

 

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Racquel

 

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1 for Lexi…5 for Racquel

 

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Wisconsin-Milwaukee Frat Bros In Trouble For Using Color Coded X System At Their Parties To Make Sure Only The Hot Girls Got Roofied

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Sep 192:15PM EST

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JS Online - A University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee fraternity is under investigation into whether its members may have slipped “date rape” drugs into alcoholic drinks at a party last weekend.

UWM police executed a search warrant Tuesday at the Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity house, 3321 N. Oakland Ave., while investigating a party last Friday night that left several people severely intoxicated and with memory lapses. One student has been arrested and referred to the district attorney’s office for possible charges.

According to a search warrant affidavit:

Officers were called to Sandburg Residence Hall about midnight Friday after a young woman was so drunk she could hardly stand.

A breath test showed her blood-alcohol level at 0.20 — more than twice the limit of 0.08 considered proof of intoxication in Wisconsin — and she was taken to Columbia St. Mary’s Hospital. Officers noticed she had a red X on her hand.

Fifteen minutes later, officers were called to assist another severely intoxicated woman at the dorm. She, too, had a red X on her hand and was unable to speak clearly or walk.

As officers helped that woman, a man vomited in a nearby trash can. The man, who had a black X on his hand, told police that he had been drinking at the Tau Kappa Epsilon house. He had a female friend with him — who like the other women had a red X on her hand — and she said to get into the fraternity house they had to know someone inside. When they arrived at the party, they received a black or red X on their hand.

Only female guests could purchase an index card for $8. The index card provided “all access to the house” and the female guests could use it to get free alcohol from one of the bars in the house. The woman told police she had one or two drinks and gave the rest to the male friend. She was not taken to the hospital.

Officers from the university and Milwaukee police departments went to the fraternity house about 1:20 a.m. Saturday and found numerous empty alcohol containers and several large piles of vomit outside the house. The fraternity’s president approached officers and gave them permission to enter the house.

Officers found 42 people drinking in the basement, all underage. One man was passed out and extremely difficult to wake up, officers wrote. When asked how old he was, he kept repeating “20 seconds.”

About the same time, the third intoxicated young woman who was subsequently hospitalized was located at Sandburg Residence Hall. A breath test showed her blood-alcohol level to be 0.225 before she was taken to Columbia St. Mary’s. She told police she had been drinking at the Tau Kappa Epsilon house and in a later interview told officers “you have to be hot” to get one of the index cards.

The officer asked if it was a special “ladies night party” and she responded: “No this is how it usually is. Girls always get wasted there.”

Police followed up later with the women who were severely intoxicated. One told officers that a Facebook posting said Tau Kappa Epsilon had tried to “roofie” women — that is, give women a “date rape” drug that renders them unconscious — during the party the night before. She recalled a fraternity member got upset when she went behind the bar to pour drinks and was physically removed. She also told officers she had a “weird feeling and sensation prior to blacking out.”

Others who attended the party told police some of the cups were moved under the bar while the drinks were being mixed and that several shots of vodka — a clear liquor — looked cloudy.

 

 

 

 

I don’t get the thought process here?  Like did you really think nobody would notice when every hot girl at your party starts dropping on the floor unconscious and all have the same color X on their hand?  While all the ugly girls stand around with their different color X’s like uhh wtf?  Didn’t cross your mind people might pick up on that?   So weird.  So scummy.   Not the brightest bulbs on the frat scene.  Seriously guys this is college.  If you can’t get laid without using date rape drugs just fucking kill yourself already.  And if you actually have a system set up to drug girls that you’re too pussy to talk to, kill yourself twice.

 

 

 

PS –  I’d party with this dude though.

Officers found 42 people drinking in the basement, all underage. One man was passed out and extremely difficult to wake up, officers wrote. When asked how old he was, he kept repeating “20 seconds.”

 

 

University of Texas Frat Pledges Arrested For Threatening To Kill Everyone In A Classroom While Dressed As Tom and Jerry

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Sep 191:50PM EST

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Dumbest pledge activity I’ve ever heard of happened today

This is at the University of Texas – Austin, btw.

My fraternity brother was sitting in class when two dudes dressed as Tom and Jerry walk in. The class and professor laugh, whatever this kinda stuff happens occasionally. Suddenly, the guy dressed as Jerry grabs a piece of chalk and writes “Yall are dead” on the board then both Tom and Jerry stare at the class in silence.

Dead silence for 15 seconds, everyone is scared as fuck thinking they are about to pull out weapons, the professor is freaking out, a couple girls started crying. The dumbasses then left and were later arrested and the cops told my bro and his class that they were pledging a fraternity.

 

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MEZES HALL, 154 West 21st Street

Disrupting a Meeting or Procession / Assault by Contact / Criminal Trespass / Criminal Trespass Warning:

The UT Police Department responded to a call of two subjects dressed in costumes. The cat and mouse were reported as dancing around the South Mall prior to entering Mezes Hall classrooms where they disrupted classes that were in session. The two were accompanied by two other non-UT subjects who were capturing their tales on video.

The four were later located inside the PCL Library engaging in the same Tom and Jerry foolery. The investigation revealed one of the four subjects had previously received a written criminal trespass warning. That subject was also reported to have run his hand down the back of a female student inside a Mezes classroom.

The two cartoons were found to have disrupted a meeting or procession when they stopped educational classes in session. They were subsequently taken to jail.

 

 

 

 

 

Dressing up like cartoon characters and threatening to shoot up a classroom.  Soooooo frat.    Got to imagine this is a tough one to explain to your parents too.  Like most parents are expecting the call from jail for some bail money when their kids go off to college.  What did you do honey, underage drinking?  Public intoxication?  Urinating in an alley?   No mom we dressed up as life sized Tom and Jerry…yeah, the cartoon cat and mouse…and walked around campus stealing bicycles and doing yoga and groping girls in class, oh and then we wrote on the board that we were going to kill everyone, as a prank you know?    That’s exactly why you have kids…for the moments like this when they make you so proud you can’t even stand it.

 

 

 

 

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