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Playboy Model Is Obsessed With Johnny Football And Is Begging For A Date With Him

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Jan 293:10PM EST

 

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BSOEven when Johnny Manziel is losing, he is still winning. Busted Coverage had a conversation with Playboy model Barbara Desiree about her favorite athletes and she proceeded to point out she was obsessed with Johnny Manziel and asked if they could help her get a date with him.

Manziel has a girlfriend, but he doesn’t strike me as a guy who would turn down a Playboy model over that minor detail.

 

 

 

Just when you start thinking it might be the end of the road for the legend of Johnny Football, something like this comes up.  Playboy South Africa’s Miss January 2015 talking about how obsessed she is begging for a taste.  Unreal life this guy leads.  Disaster season, like -1 QB rating, injury, everyone talking shit about you, unnamed sources from your own team saying you’re a “joke.”  Still got 10s hitting up your DMs with requests to blow you.

 

 





 

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Johnny’s response:

 

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PS - Nudes.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Kacie from TCU vs. Alicia from Oklahoma State

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Jan 292:20PM EST

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Kacie from TCU

 

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Alicia from Oklahoma State

 

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1 for Kacie…5 for Alicia

 

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SMU Fraternity IM Hoops Game Featuring A Big Time Kick To The Face That Got A Bro Arrested

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Jan 291:45PM EST

 

Reader Email

SMU. Intramural fraternity basketball game. The kid who kicks the other in the face ended up getting arrested. Thought you guys would be able to use it. Enjoy

-Tyler

 

 

Fraternity intramural games: some of the most heated sporting events on the planet.  Seriously you think like, football in the South or hockey in the Northeast is intense competition full of bad blood?  Try stepping on the court or the field against a bunch of slightly overweight, very out of shape bros from a rival Greek house.   If it doesn’t end like this -

 

 

 

-then something isn’t right.

Marshawn Lynch Breaks Down Exactly How He Feels About Talking to the Media

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Jan 291:04PM EST

 

 

 

All I gotta say is, shout out to my Africans.

 

 

 

Seven Lions – Lose Myself (ft. Lynn Gunn)

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Jan 2912:50PM EST

We haven’t heard much from Seven Lions since his masterful Worlds Apart EP dropped last April, undoubtedly one of the best electronic projects of the year, but the production mastermind is back with the first single off his upcoming The Throes Of Winter EP, slated for 6 songs and a March 3 release.  The first drop is kind of a 6, but that second drop and everything else is a 9 so we’ll call it a job well done.

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This Guy Did A Video Where He Realizes He Has A Little Dick And He Must Be So Glad It’s Going Viral Five Years Later

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Jan 2912:00PM EST

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First of all, I sincerely doubt there’s a video with a black dude in a durag talking into a camera that isn’t hilarious. Just a guaranteed great pairing regardless of content, like a fat pale kid wearing a fedora expressing his opinions on anything. But even though this entire video is funny from start to finish, how pissed must he be that this is the video he does that blows up?

 

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Guy’s been throwing out vlogs for ALMOST A DECADE and the only one with a shitload of views that’s currently on the front page of Reddit is the one in which he’s in a closet going on about how his dick doesn’t even poke out of the hole in his boxers. It’s the great tragedy of the Internet. Do all these things you think are great hundreds of times and the one thing people care about is how when you try to give a chick a good fucking your cock’s too small to get enough torque so it just falls out while a sad trombone sound plays. The struggle personified.
 
 
For the record, a Costco sized tub of Vasoline and vintage Tyra Banks SI Swimsuit cover are a winning combination regardless of dick size:

 

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Dad and Son Tag Team Beat Up Basketball Coach Because He Wasn’t Getting Enough Playing Time

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Jan 2911:20AM EST

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LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WDRB) The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office arrested a father and son who they say attacked a man after a basketball game at Trinity High School on Saturday.

Demetrius Franklin, 48, and Daelyn Franklin, 18, were arrested Tuesday afternoon.

Authorities say that on Saturday, the pair approached the victim, who is a basketball coach at Doss High School, in a hallway at Trinity High School, located on Shelbyville Road in Saint Matthews. Police say the men hit the coach multiple times with closed fists.

Investigators say the victim was hit in the head. Official records also state that the victim was “knocked sideways and out the of door of the building.” The report also states the victim suffered injuries to the side of his head, left side of his face, neck and lower back.

Witnesses to the incident detained both men until police arrived.

Police records state that Daelyn Franklin is a student at Doss and a member of the basketball team. Officials say the incident began because both Demetrius Franklin and his son were upset about incidents that happened during the game.

 

 

 

Thought this belonged in the follow up spot to my last blog about Parenting 101.  Feel like the adults are just putting on a clinic on child raising today, in this case Demetrius Franklin teaching his son Daelyn all about the importance of fighting (literally) for what you feel is right.  Think you’re getting unfairly treated by your coach, not getting the PT you deserve, that you fought for so hard in practice?  All those charges you took and loose balls you dove for, the extra bursts you put in to the end of your suicides, keeping your head held high while everyone else had their hands on their knees tugging on their shorts gasping for air.  And what, you’re just supposed to sit on the end of the bench in your warm-ups clapping for your teammates?  Fuck that.

Seriously I searched “playing time” on the Superpage and this was what came up, all Pussification of America stories

 

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Everyone complaining about their kid’s playing time, filing lawsuits, digging up dirt and using other underhanded tactics.  Demetrius doesn’t play that shit, he just rolls up his sleeves, slugs you in the mouth a couple of times and lets the lesson be learned.  Somebody get this guy a World’s Greatest Dad mug and get him one ASAP.

Little UNC Bro Loves America and the Tar Heels More Than You Love Life Itself

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Jan 2910:50AM EST

 

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Love this little bro and LOVE this little bro’s parents.  Seriously this is how you raise a kid.  With values.   America and loyalty to your favorite team, that’s what life is all about.   Parenting 101 on full display at the Dean.

 

 

 

 

 

 

via Amy Howe Hoots

Throwback Thursday To Marshawn Lynch’s Greatest Interview – Last Game Before Heading To Cal

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Jan 2910:10AM EST

 

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Oh man, talk about a different Marshawn Lynch.  Before he got jaded by all the bright lights and cameras and annoying reporters prying into his life.  Before all the debates about whether he was an asshole, before the NFL fines.  Back when it was just him and a local high school football beat reporter with some fat ass cameraman in tow in the middle of the field spitballing.  Might be “I’m here so I don’t get fined” and “I’m thankful” and “Thanks for asking” on repeat these days, but back then it was BOUT TA TREAT MY LINEMEN TA SIZZLER boss!

 

 

 

Notre Dame’s Jerian Grant Single-Handedly Takes Down Duke Then Stops Students from Rushing The Court

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Jan 299:30AM EST

 

 

 

 

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40 minutes, 23-12-3-2 making all the big plays down the stretch to take down hated Duke.   Jerian Grant = The Truth.

 

 

But his best move didn’t even come during regulation.

 

 

 

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Love that.  I’m definitely not one of those anti-rushing the court under any circumstances guys, but #8 beating #4?  At home?  When you’re Notre Dame?  Come on now.  Listen to your superstar.

 

 

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