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American University Frat Emails Leak…Let’s Take A Look

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Apr 2110:15AM EST

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Huff Po - In a series of emails and texts, American University students said to be associated with an underground fraternity discuss rape, assault, underage drinking and illegal drug consumption, as well as how to keep their illicit behavior secret.

The redacted emails and text messages, which appear to have originated from the Google Group of Epsilon Iota, were posted Thursday night on an anonymous Tumblr page. Prior to the material’s appearance on Tumblr, a PDF file of more than 70 pages of uncensored material, dating as far back as 2012, was circulated to many on the AU campus from an anonymous email account.

The AU Epsilon Iota chapter of Alpha Tau Omega lost its charter more than a decade ago due to misconduct involving hazing and alcohol abuse. “Involvement in this unrecognized organization could pose risks to students, and the university highly discourages individuals from joining them,” reads a 2010 document from AU.

The emails — a selection of which can be seen below — not only reference various illegal activities and seem to make light of sexual assault and rape, but include a lengthy discussion of whether or not one brother physically assaulted a female student in 2012. The group’s responses range from denial to downplaying the incident.

The emails also reference mixers and social events with sororities, which the university has in the past attempted to prevent.

 

 

 

Not sure how many times this needs to happen before frats realize they need to stop posting this shit on Listservs and Google Docs?  I mean how often do these things leak, 95% of the time?  98%?   It’s just basic common sense at this point.  Stop posting douchey emails on these forums.  They will end up on the internet and you will end up being called a misogynistic rapist as your frat is kicked off campus/disbanded/arrested.

 

As for the actual emails, half of them are just piling on.   Highlighting a kid saying that rushes want to drink and smoke?  Saying that “enables underage drinking and substance abuse?”  Get the fuck out of here.  It’s college.  If you’re not underage drinking and abusing substances just go home.  And the shirt ideas talking about pussy juice.  Give me a break saying that’s “misogynistic.”  If it was a crime for college bros to talk about pussy you’d have every 18-23 year old male in the country behind bars.   Leaking those and lumping them all together kind of takes away from the actual scumbag emails and screenshots about beating up chicks and raping them in the woods.  Be better than that anonymous leaker.

16 Year Old Bro Hops On Flight From Cali To Hawaii In The Wheel Well

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Apr 219:30AM EST

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(CNN) The first sign something was off was when the ground crew at Kahului Airport in Maui noticed a boy wandering the tarmac, dazed and confused. The story he told officials was even more incredible.

The 16-year-old apparently hitched a ride from San Jose, California, to Maui, Hawaii, in the landing-gear wheel well of a Boeing 767, Hawaiian Airlines said Sunday.

If his story pans out — and the FBI has been called in to investigate — he rode in the tiny cramped compartment for almost five hours, at altitudes that reached 38,000 feet, without oxygen and under subzero temperatures.

“It sounds really incredible,” said aviation expert Jeff Wise. “Being in a wheel well is like all of a sudden being on top of Mount Everest.” Between the oxygen depletion and the cold, life expectancy “is measured in minutes,” Wise said.

But some people have survived. A study by the Federal Aviation Administration looked at 10 wheel-well passenger stowaways between 1947 and 1993, involving flights as high as 39,000 feet. Five people survived. The conditions put them in a virtual “hibernative” state, the report said.

Still, several parts of the boy’s story pan out.

Authorities don’t know who the boy is. He didn’t have an ID. The only thing he did have on him was a comb.

He told authorities he was from Santa Clara, California, and ran away from home Sunday morning, said FBI Special Agent Tom Simon.

Investigators have surveillance camera footage of him hopping the fence at San Jose International Airport. There’s also camera footage of him walking across the ramp in San Jose toward the Hawaiian aircraft, the California airport said. He told investigators he crawled into the wheel well of the plane and lost consciousness when the plane took off.

An hour after the plane landed at Kahului Airport, the boy regained consciousness and emerged to a “dumbfounded” ground crew, Simon said.

 

 

 

Love this move.   Some kids who hate their parents run away to a friend’s house or spend the night in the woods or something.  This bro hops on the first flight out to Hawaii and wakes up under beautiful blue skies and palm trees in paradise.  Aloha bitches.  Yeah he’s got some pesky cops and FBI to deal with but they’re kind of required to just let him go at this point right?  I mean the dude just spent 6 hours at 39,000 feet in subzero temperatures with literally no oxygen.  Didn’t cause problems or bother anybody or blow stuff up.  Just chilled out and hibernated and shit.  Give the kid a Mai Tai in a big pineapple and let him go surfing.  He earned it.

 

 

 

PS – Got to make you feel prettayy, prettayyyyy good about airport security huh?  While you’re inside getting your balls tickled and your asshole thoroughly inspected and cancer rays shot through your body, some 16 year old bro is hopping fences, stumbling around a tarmac and hopping on whatever flight he wants.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Allie from Arizona State

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Apr 219:00AM EST

 

 

Introducing Allie from Arizona State.  What a way to start the week!  Gonna be a good one, I can already tell.

4/20 Playlists

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Apr 201:20PM EST

I’ve never tried it, but I hear it’s dope.

For all your musical needs on this day of great celebration, check out all the Beats Smoking Playlists or chill with one of the beauties below…

Haze For Days

BB- updated- HAZE FOR DAYS

Boobie’s Mile

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Nowhere Fast

Nowhere fast 2

Wake And Bake

BB- updated- WAKE&BAKE

Still Blazin

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Chill Beats and Medical Treats

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Burn One Down

BB- updated- BURN ONE DOWN

Doses And Mimosas

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Blake Griffin Just Dumping His Water Cup On Some Bro’s Head

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Apr 196:28PM EST

 

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Love this move.  Hey when you only play 19 minutes and foul out on some bullshit ticky tack call shit gets a little frustrating. Last thing you need is some punk chirping in your ear.  Just got to “accidentally” dump your water on a bro, shake it off and go film another commercial.

Rate This Kentucky Fan’s Leg Tattoo

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Apr 195:39PM EST

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I said it on Friday, I’ll say it again.  You’re not a real Kentucky fan if you don’t have a gigantic Kentucky tattoo somewhere on your body.  Plain and simple.  You are not a card carrying member of Big Blue Nation without massive UK ink.  Like this guy said it was some bet with Cauley-Stein, that if he returned to school for his junior year he would get a tat of his face, blah blah.  You just wanted to fit in dude.  Nothing wrong with that.   Just be honest.

 

 

Welcome to the club.

 

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Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Charisse from WVU

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Apr 185:15PM EST

 

 

Introducing Charisse from WVU.  Also known as Miss West Virginia 2014.  If there’s a better way to send it into the weekend please let me know.  Have a good one!

Best New Music Of The Week

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Apr 184:40PM EST

I didn’t realize how many bombs got dropped this week until I went back to make up this list. Not top heavy, but a big bunch of hotness from a great group of up and comers along with some of your old favorites and my wife Lana.

 

Stream the best new music of the week

 

 

Does This Look Like The Back Of A Kentucky Bank Robber?

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Apr 184:15PM EST

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LUDLOW, KY (FOX19)Ludlow Police are searching for a 26-year-old man believed to be involved in a Huntington Bank robbery.

The robbery happened at approximately 2:17 p.m. on April 10. Officers responded to the Huntington Bank located in the 300 block of Elm Street.

Officers say that Matthew Wolfinbarger, 26, entered the bank and demanded cash. Ludlow Police said no weapon was displayed and Wolfinbarger ran off on foot with cash.

After viewing surveillance footage, police say they were able to positively identify Wolfinbarger. Wolfinbarger is approximately 6-feet tall and 185 pounds. He has brown hair and blue eyes. Police say Wolfinbarger has tattoos on his back, arm and behind the ear.

 

 

 

So Kentucky it hurts.

Question – are you considered a Kentucky fan if you don’t have the UK logo tattooed somewhere on your body as big as possible?   Are you just completely excluded from the club and considered a fake fan if you’re not inked up in blue?  Fucking Big Blue Nation.  Bunch of maniacs.

 

 

 

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Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Hope from NW Missouri State vs. Hayden from Coastal Carolina

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Apr 183:30PM EST

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Hope from NWMSt.

 

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Hayden from Coastal Carolina

 

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1 for Hope…5 for Hayden

 

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