Barstool’s official DJ Dante posted this question on Twitter this morning, as if there were any doubt at all:
— Dante (@DanteTheDon) November 1, 2014
Call me Sheriff Spags all you want but part of being the law around these parts means supporting what’s right. And there is no question at all that Abigail Ratchford’s titties being out in any way, shape, or form are one of few things right in the world. War, poverty, hunger, all terrible parts of the human experience. But you show a starving kid in Africa these titties on Instagram on his iPhone 6 plus and all of a sudden the world just seems like a brighter place. The real Lil Kim may look like Little Richard these days but as long as we have girls out there willing to recreate the biggest moment in her career, her legacy will remain a key part of American masturbatory history.
PS is there any costume more DTF than the Uma Thurman Pulp Fiction one? I’ve known like five girls who’ve worn one in my life and they’re all fairly substantial fans of foreign semen. Something about modeling your holiday after a chick known for overdosing on euphoric fluids just translates well to the casual banging game.