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The Viceroy #SmokeShowOfTheDay Blog Is Live. Vote Now!

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Mar 66:00PM EST

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“Girl with the most RTs at Midnight tonight wins $100. RT your favorite girl to help her out.

Also If you want to contribute as a Barstool viceroy email Paul@barstoolsports.com. We are looking for people at every school

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Laura from USF

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Mar 65:25PM EST

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Introducing Laura from South Florida.  Have a good one!

 

 

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This Instagram Model Is Eight And A Half Months Pregnant And People Are Losing Their Minds Over It

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Mar 64:50PM EST

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GC – Sarah Stage is a model. She’s eight and a half months pregnant. She looks like this (see right and below). Not surprisingly, the Los Angeles-based 30-year-old’s Instagram documentation of her unconventional pregnancy body is now drawing a lot of attention.

On Friday, Stage shared her latest picture, commenting, “Eek officially 81/2 months… And he’s now 5lbs #34weeks.” Obviously proud of her svelte frame and striking abs, it’s the lack of a noticeable baby bump that’s leading many observers’ jaws to drop.

But another group of people expressed concerns that Stage’s fitness regimen during her pregnancy may wind up having negative health effects on her baby. Still others are pointing out the potential dangers of giving women unrealistic body expectations for their own pregnancies.

 
 

This 100% isn’t how female bodies work I presume but that just seems like a tight space for a baby. Like one of those 200 square foot apartments they’re creating in New York. No way you’re getting a full womb experience in there with this chick’s “retired pro wrestler who drinks too much but still thinks he might get to come back some day” body. But that’s the point: I don’t know and neither do any of these other people. If there’s science saying keeping fit like this is bad then sure. But otherwise leave the chick alone, not her fault she’s the perfect woman in terms of pregnancy weight gain. Blame genetics, we’re not all winners.

 
 

For the record if I met this chick’s husband I don’t know if I’d shake his hand or spit in his face.

 

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More pics on Sarah Stage’s Instagram.

Best Songs of the Week

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Mar 64:30PM EST

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With Kanye, Bronson, Chance and Cudi holding down the hip-hop front and Major Lazer and The Chainsmokers serving up some electro filth, it’s been a solid week for new music indeed.

Stream the rest of the best songs released this week here

Stream the rest of the best songs released this week here


Alabama Sorority Girl Kicked Out Of Chi Omega For “Off Probation Nigga!” Snapchat

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Mar 64:10PM EST

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AlabamaA member of a University of Alabama sorority was released from her organization and will be referred to the Office of Student Conduct after allegedly sending a Snapchat containing a racial slur on Wednesday evening.

The Snapchat, a screenshot of which was obtained by The Crimson White, contains a photo of what appears to be a power point presentation congratulating Nu Beta, the University of Alabama chapter of Chi Omega sorority. The member included the caption, “Off probation n—-!”

“The University of Alabama is extremely disappointed when any student uses language that is disrespectful or offensive to any segment of the UA community,” said Deborah Lane, associate vice president for university relations, in an emailed statement to The Crimson White. “Behavior, actions and choices that disparage other students are particularly reprehensible and do not represent the values or meet the expectations of our University community.”

 

 

Pop quiz.  What happens when you make national news for sending a Snapchat with the N word in it?

 

 

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Incorrect, you don’t stop doing it forever.  You do it all over again the next semester!  Shockingly with the same results too.

 

And no I don’t think the actual use here is that bad, she obviously didn’t mean it as a slur directed towards someone in particular.  I certainly wouldn’t call her a racist or anything.   But you gotta know that in today’s climate using that word, no matter how you use it, is going to get you kicked out of something 1000 times out of 1000.  That was part 1 of the dumb move.  Part 2 was how do you possibly send a Snap with the N word in it to someone who could be offended enough by it to screenshot it and report it?  That’s just horrible judgement.  Gotta know which friends are cool with N bomb slang and which ones are going running to the dean.

DraftKings Micro Millions Main Event Tonight – $400K On The Line

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Mar 63:50PM EST

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If you play daily fantasy sports regularly then I don’t need to say more, you already know this is the contest you need to get your money into.  Cheap 20 buck buy-in with a shot at $400K prize pool, $100K to first place.  No brainer.  And if you’re new to the game trust me, you’re not going to find a better payout than this.  Just make a deposit on DraftKings, stick $20 into the Micro Millions, draft your team then sit back and wait to cash.  Just put my lineup in, will tinker with it throughout the day, but all I know is the Brow and Gobert are carrying me to getting rich.

 

Micro Millions Main Event Details:

-$400,000 prize pool
- First place wins $100,000
- $20 to enter
- Top 4,625 scores win money guaranteed​
- Starts Friday, March 6 at 7:00 PM EST
- Salary Cap Style Drafting. $50,000 to select 9 spots. 8 players
- Roster Format: 1 PG, 1 SG, 1 SF, 1 PF, 1 C, 1 G, 1 F, 1 Utility​

 

 

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I Hope This Ohio U Student Wins His Court Case Suing The School For Suspending Him Because He Ran Some Game On A Female Classmate

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Mar 63:15PM EST

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(Doubt the guy in question is this yolked.  Arm veins for days oh my)

ATHENS, Ohio – A student in Ohio is suing the university that suspended him after he sent dozens of text messages to a female classmate, including some making sexual advances.  Ohio University suspended 20-year-old Michael Marshall for one semester this year after saying that he broke its rules against sexual misconduct. A university panel found that Marshall made the woman uncomfortable and disrupted her ability to focus on academics.

The federal lawsuit filed this week says the university violated Marshall’s free speech rights. Ohio University isn’t commenting on the lawsuit.  Marshall’s attorney tells The Columbus Dispatch that the honors student could have used better judgment in sending some of the texts, but he also says that Marshall stopped texting the woman once the university told him to stop.

 

Is this the most unnecessary suspension of all time?  I think it might be.  Duh, of course this college kid was trying to run game on this girl.  That’s what college kids do.  They try to fuck by any means.  You know the best way to not have someone annoy you via texts?  You don’t give them your phone number in the first place.  Once you do, you’ve opened up pandoras box.  You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube as they say.  Because make no mistake, men are savages.  It’s not our greatest quality but it’s in our DNA.  If you’re a hot girl and you show even the slightest amount of interest or basic human decency towards us, we automatically assume that there’s a possibility of fucking.  I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying its the way God made us.  Sorry for our innate desire to procreate and keep the world populated.  That used to be called romance.

That’s what a lot of hot girls don’t understand.  Like everything in life, it’s a double edged sword.  You get to be hot and enjoy the free drinks and the privilege of being fawned over and the center of attention everywhere you go.  But the flip side of that is you’re going to get creeps.  It’s a sheer numbers game.  For every quarterback of the football team that wants to date you, there’s a million ugly animals that want a piece of you as well.  And us ugly guys have to try about 3 million times harder.  Hence the dozen text messages.  I’m not going to defend this kid if he was truly harassing her, but the fact that he stopped texting her when he was told to says to me that he was just some sucker trying to play out of his league.  And you’re going to strike out pretty damn often when you’re used to the pitching machine and now you’re trying to hit Pedro in his prime.   But you’ve got to at least go down swinging.  So if there’s a guy out there who can’t sympathize with this poor sap trying to bag a girl that’s way too hot for him then your life is probably infinitely better than mine and I hate you.

P.S. My official boycott of all matters Ohio University is effective immediately.  Your move, OU.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Alex from Iowa vs. Brooklynn from UC Irvine

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Mar 62:30PM EST

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Alexandra from Iowa

 

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Brooklynn from UC Irvine

 

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1 for Alexandra…5 for Brooklynn…

 

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Wisconsin’s Pregame Routine Is The Whitest Thing Ever And I Love It

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You do layups line and show off your fancy dunks for the crowd, Wisconsin practices diving for loose balls.  Bo Ryan playing chess.

 

 

 

 

Does anyone have an explanation for the Minnesota court by the way?  Like, for example, why the hell it’s raised so far off the ground?  Is there some sort of benefit I don’t know about that outweighs the risk of players breaking all the bones in their lower bodies?  Seems like player safety might be a little more important than some sort of historical nostalgia.

 

Jay Electronica – Road to Perdition (ft. Jay Z)

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Mar 61:20PM EST

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Jay Electronica hits the music vaults and shares a new but old Jay Z collab, “Road To Perdition,” off the longly awaited and forever unreleased, “Act II.” Real talk, my computer would probably melt if this dude released more than 1 song a year.

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