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Oh man I got a strong, strong feeling this cop is not making it out of bed and to work this morning.  Depression city.  I mean as a Major League Baseball Field Cop you live for this moment.  This is the apex of your training.  Why you lift all them weights and spend all that time in the film room.  Analyzing possible points of entry, studying different body types and running styles of possible streakers.  Monitoring field conditions and weather in case of a possible foot pursuit.  Then you finally have your big moment and you’re running in front of thousands of screaming fans closing in on your quarry and BAM, face first into the mound, eating rubber while the dude waves the rosin bag in your fuckin face.  Might as well be waving your beating heart that he just ripped out of your chest at you.  So sad.

Introducing Jillian from Hofstra.  It’s Friday, let’s do this.

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Introducing Jessica from Boulder.  Smokeshows and weed, that’s what Colorado does.

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Oh boy. You really nail ‘em now. I mean, before this I could totally believe that the video game player who looked like Tebow, wore his number, and played in a digital rendering of what is obviously The Swamp wasn’t actually Tebow. Just a number of happy coincidences that made me ecstatic when I put a hit stick on him. This is supposed to change that?

Some people are blowing this story up like it’s gonna be the nail in the coffin for cases where former college athletes are trying to get money for usage of their likeness. Do you really think that the NCAA isn’t going to find a way to weasel out of this one? Pretty sure all their lawyers have PhD’s in semantics. They could get away with putting out Tebomania ’10. It would just be a game featuring two guys named Tom Tebo and Urban Mayer wrestling in a ring shaped like a crystal football, filled with their tears. I’m still pretty sure nobody would see a dime.

I’ll never forget our first Blackout show ever.  Clemson U.  Party and a football game.   The start of something beautiful.  No clue what we were doing or where it was going and now it’s a nationwide tour de force.   Memories…

The hottest rapper on earth picks up a remix from the hottest producer in music.  Cue the butthurt “pure rap” fans though…

Yahoo – Heisman Trophy campaigns by schools don’t make sense, or at least they shouldn’t.  Voters shouldn’t be swayed by football cards or billboards or other kooky items (Kansas State sent out band-aids to pump up Collin Klein’s candidacy last year). They should be swayed by watching players, analyzing numbers and making correct decisions on who to vote for. Anyone who needs a promotional item mailed to them to know who to vote for the Heisman Trophy shouldn’t have a ballot. But, the campaigns for individuals roll on anyway.  Just not at Louisville this year.  Cardinals quarterback Teddy Bridgewater, who is one of the best players in college football, told Louisville he does not want a Heisman campaign, according to WDRB.com.

The report from WDRB said the reason Bridgewater asked Louisville to skip any Heisman campaign is he wants any promotion to focus on the team as a whole, not him. Bridgewater had said earlier this offseason he didn’t mind a Heisman campaign, but thought better of it and told the coaches he didn’t want one.  ”He wanted it to be about team and if we won as a team individual recognition would come anyway,” Louisville sports information director Rocco Gasparro said to WDRB. “It says a lot about the character of Teddy, I think, and how much his team means to him.”

Genius move by Teddy Bridgewater.   Tell someone “privately” that you don’t want to have a Heisman campaign because you want to focus on the team as a whole and not individual accolades.  Have that person tell everyone in a 100 mile radius with a microphone or lap top.  Let it leak out and boom, there’s your Heisman campaign right there.  The guy who just wants to win and doesn’t need to send out cards or billboards or band-aids.  Brilliant.  Not mad at it one bit either.  Judging from that Sugar Bowl performance dude is right at the top of the list anyway. Florida knows what I’m talking about.   Just a nice little added touch to be the humble team-first guy who doesn’t give a shit about the Heisman but totally gives a shit about the Heisman.

Seriously? Undefeated OSU? Who’s returning their QB? ESPN goes through the trouble of firing hundreds of people and nobody thought it might be a good idea to get rid of the jaded lunatic? I get why they keep Skip Bayless around. He generates ratings. He’s a big contrarian who can fabricate a news story via dissenting opinion at the drop of a hat. I get why they keep Dr. Lou around too. People like nostalgia and that really weird lisp and a guy who could drop dead literally ANY second for some reason. Sure he’s old, but you can’t smell through a TV and he’s probably gonna kick the bucket soon anyway. Mark May is a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, pickled in a paradox. Baffles me how anybody takes this guy seriously. Really hope he’s a troll. Otherwise I hope ESPN’s HMO covers trips to the funny farm.

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