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Banks – Beggin For Thread

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Jul 2212:45PM EST

I’m officially in love with this chick.  Every single song she puts out is fire, and she puts out a lot of them.

Check out more from Banks, and if you haven’t heard her Aaliyah cover you’ll want to do that 10 minutes ago.

DraftKings Midsummer MLB Classic…Turn 20 Bucks Into $100K Tonight

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Jul 2212:15PM EST

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Yup all you got to do is sign up, draft your team for tonight’s MLB games, then kick back and watch the points roll in.  Couldn’t be easier to make some cold hard cash.  And as an added bonus, prove how much better you are at fantasy sports than all the Barstool guys.  We all know how much you guys love that.

 

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Commissioner Bob Bowlsby Kicks Off Big 12 Media Days By Saying “Cheating Pays” In College Football

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Jul 2211:45AM EST

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DALLAS, Texas Big 12 Conference commissioner Bob Bowlsby said Monday that some colleges have figured out ways to take advantage of what he termed a lack of rules enforcement by the NCAA.

“I think the vast majority of people in intercollegiate athletics are of high integrity, they’re doing it for the right reasons,” Bowlsby said at the Big 12 Conference media days. “But right now, if you want to cheat, you can do it and you can get away with it. There are benefits for doing that.

“And that needs to change.”

Bowlsby, a former athletic director at Northern Iowa and Iowa, also predicted that some non-revenue sports could be on campus chopping blocks if the NCAA loses lawsuits with which it is currently involved.

“We are operating in a strange environment in that we have lawsuits — plus we have the O’Bannon lawsuit,” Bowlsby said. “I think all of that in the end will cause programs to be eliminated.

“I think you’ll see men’s Olympics sports go away as a result of the new funding challenges that are coming down the pike. I think there may be tension among and between sports on campus and institutions that have different resources.

“It’s really unknown what the outcomes will be.”

 

 

Man somebody wants a little bit of the spotlight that SEC Media Days stole huh?  Big 12 feeling a little left out and pushed to the side?   Jesus Bowlsby, be a little more transparent.  I see what you’re doing.  Just hop up on the podium and yell the C word as loud as you can in your first like 10 seconds of speaking.  College sports + cheating = instant headlines and nonstop ESPN coverage.   Talk about a man with some media savvy.

But in all seriousness if you listen to/read the commissioners entire speech it’s actually all right on point, hammer on the head stuff.  Like as much as Sportscenter will lead with the “CHEATING PAYS” tagline every hour for the rest of the day it’s really nothing that extreme here.  College programs cheat.  They always have and always will.  You’re never going to shut it down completely, ever.  It’s possible to get away with it and a bunch of places do.   Nothing has ever been more broken than the system that is in place to enforce the rules.  Targeting kids for the smallest most innocent infractions instead of going after the bigger issues…and when they do, they botch the ever-living fuck out of it.  So yeah this is the big college sports story of the day and needed to be blogged about, but it’s really nothing we didn’t already know and talk about 100 times before.  Everyone cheats and the NCAA has a dump in their pants.  That’s it in a nutshell.   Props to Bob for putting it all out in the open finally.

This Might Be The Most Randomly Funny Joke A Hot Chick Has Ever Told

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Jul 2211:00AM EST

(stick with it for just the first 1:30, take the leap of faith)

 

 

 

I’m not going to jump on the “chicks are never funny” bandwagon, there are obviously a lot of hilarious women out there getting deservedly paid and famous for their talents. But when you see a girl who looks like this one is there anything more surprising than an out-of-the-blue joke centered around the comedic concept of a virgin slobbering semen out of her mouth like a St. Bernard? Biggest shocker since Truman defeated Dewey. Nice to see the Internet can still throw a curve after all this time, like watching Jamie Moyer pitch a surprise six scoreless innings back in 2010.

 

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Is there a better joke reaction than the vintage “black guy leaving the room because he can’t handle how funny things are” response? Out of all the things white people have shamelessly co-opted from our soul-having friends, how was this not one of the first ones stolen? Sometimes I really have to question the judgment of the secret tribunal of white guys who run planet Earth and oppress everyone.

The Internet Is Trying To Take Down Kliff Kingsbury Saying He Wears A Fake $100 Breitling

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Jul 2210:20AM EST

 

 

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The PostgameKliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech’s stylish, Ryan Gosling-lookalike head coach, has come to embrace his semi-celebrity status. He flirts with recruits’ moms. He’s been through his share of photo shoots. And when he knows the spotlight is on him, he dresses to impress.

This week at Big 12 Media Days, Kingsbury was spotted wearing what appeared to be an uber-expensive Breitling watch. According to Deadspin, the watch has a retail price of more than $100,000.

But, as it turns out, the timepiece is likely a fake. The commentators on this Breitling forum have spotted several abnormalities, like the following:

“Fake tourbillon at 6 is a dead giveaway, plus wrong date font, subdial font, watch has pushers but no chronograph.”

Kingsbury could certainly afford this watch — his salary pays him $10.5 million over five years — but perhaps he thought no one would notice the difference. Or maybe he himself didn’t realize it was a knockoff.

 

 

 

Check out the player-hater elitists at Deadspin just doing their high horse thing as per usual.  Oh a sports figure is universally beloved and doing way too much cool shit lately?  Better take him the fuck down and embarrass him.  Better try and humiliate him for wearing a fake Breitling around Big 12 Media Days.  Typical.

Well talk about backfire city, because in my opinion if anything it just makes him cooler?   Seriously I’m sorry that Kliff doesn’t want to wear a $100K piece of jewelry on his wrist into the huddles of the guys who play for him for completely free?  These young men who he is charged with molding and shaping and making better people?  Sorry he doesn’t want to wear a nice car or  a small house on his arm around the guys whose families may not be able to afford either?  Just a down to earth humble guy who wants to look good and send the message of a big time D1 college football coach without being a pretentious douche.   It’s called having class and humility.  Guess that’s a lost art in today’s coaching world.

And guess what?  Kingsbury will still steal your bitch at the drop of a hat whether the watch he’s wearing is $100K or 20 fucking dollars cash from the dude on the street corner selling em out of a briefcase.  Deal with it.

 

 

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Johnny Manziel and Colleen Crowley Are Literally The Cutest Couple…I Can’t Even

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Jul 229:38AM EST

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Omg I just die.  So cute.  Yeah a small part of me is sad that we’re done seeing the revolving door of smokes weekend after weekend added to Johnny’s bedpost.  Going to miss doing the weekly Instagram galleries of smokebombs that Manziel took down at the club.  But the rest of me literally can’t even with how to die for this couple is.  Romance city, population Football and Crowley.

 

 

 

 

 

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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Taylor from ECU

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Jul 229:00AM EST

 

 

Introducing Taylor from ECU.  Talk about a way to wake up.

Cam’ron – So Bad (ft. Nicki Minaj + Yummy)

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Jul 219:00PM EST

Killa Cam teams up with a Nicki Minaj coming hot off a 1 trillion degrees “No Flex Zone” remix for a bouncy new radio cut that’ll have you digging up Purple Haze in a hot second.

Save “So Bad” to your Beats library

Women Explain The Incorrect Things They Thought About Sex When They Were Younger

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Jul 216:22PM EST

 

 

How about the chick in the dreads coming in hot with immediate talk about pouring soda inside of her to keep from getting pregnant? Love how she didn’t think to go with the “standing up during sex to avoid getting pregnant” as her first one to open things casually. Nah let’s just dive right into emptying 2-liters of RC Cola directly into the snizz, maybe throw in some Pop Rocks and Mentos if the guy hadn’t jerked off for a couple days. Between that and her admission that her dad had a basket — A BASKET — full of Girls Gone Wild tapes just hanging around the house, safe to say that this chick who probably loves slam poetry has lived a life.

 

Not mad at the video at all because it’s still interesting but would it have killed them to throw a couple smokes in just for the sake of equal time? Instead I’m stuck contemplating things like “I bet this chick would be hot if her blood didn’t consist entirely of Oreo creme filling.”

 

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I’m a little scared to ask but what’s the guy equivalent of this video? If we’re going Family Feud style, the #1 answer has to be “You pee in a girl’s butt to get pregnant” but what else is there for guys?

 

For me it’s when I was really little (slash maybe until like last April) I used to think hot chicks didn’t have nipples because whenever you’d see beautiful women in ads or magazines or TV shows, they had a lot of cleavage showing but never nip in real life. Fortunately, illegal cable when I was seven years old corrected this error before it did any serious damage but in hindsight it was a real concern for a couple years there. My drawings had a lot of soul and emotional depth but lacked the anatomical correctness you’ve come to expect from a five-year-old.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Taylor from Texas Tech

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Jul 215:30PM EST

 

 

Introducing Taylor from Texas Tech.  Kliff Kingsbury, Taylor, could this place get any better looking?