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3,100 Students and 50% of Athletes Were Involved In UNC Academic Fraud

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Oct 2310:15AM EST

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News ObserverA sobering independent investigation into academic fraud at UNC-Chapel Hill released Wednesday prompted Chancellor Carol Folt to commit to holding accountable all current university staff implicated in the report, including initiating termination against four and disciplinary review for another five.

A system of no-show classes was pushed by academic counselors for athletes, hatched and enabled by two sympathetic officials in a key department and employed by coaches eager to keep players eligible, the report on the new investigation into the long-running scandal said.

The 18-year scheme generated inflated grades through lecture-style classes that had been quietly converted into bogus independent studies. The report, released Wednesday afternoon, found a new culprit: the Academic Support Program for Student-Athletes.

Kenneth Wainstein, a former top U.S. Justice Department official, found that the academic counselors had pushed for the easy classes and embraced those started by Deborah Crowder, a longtime manager for the Department of African and Afro-American Studies. The report describes a fairly broad group of academic and athletic officials who knew about athletes getting better grades in classes that required only papers, yet took little or no action.

 

Summarizing the executive summary of the actual report:

From 1993-2011 there were “paper classes”
Over 3,100 students affected
47.4% were student-athletes
50.9% of those were football players
Many “steered” to classes by academic counselors
Some tutors wrote papers for athletes
Many knew or should have known about paper classes

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poor UNC.  How long have they been enduring this bloodbath?  Feel like it’s been 3 straight years of getting dragged through the mud and stomped on.  For what?  Athletes not going to class?  Getting preferential treatment?  Doing literally zero work and having grades handed to them by teachers who were in on it to help them play?    Who cares.  Everyone who packed the Dean Dome when they were #1 in the country or Kenan Memorial when they were in the top 25 should know exactly what it takes to get there.  Ain’t nobody come there to play school.  They came to win national championships and make electrifying plays for Sportscenter.

 

Sure, maybe not even trying to hide it and flaunting it in everyone’s face kind of ended up leading to their downfall.

 

 

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Do kind of respect how literally EVERYONE was on board though.  Talk about fostering a collaborative campus atmosphere.

Lane Kiffin’s Mother Is Worried About His Safety Going Back To Tennessee This Weekend

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Oct 239:36AM EST

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CBSThere is very little middle ground in how the public views Kiffin, who returns this week to coach in Knoxville for the first time since he was vilified for leaving Tennessee in 2010 after 14 months.

Either you believe there’s no one better at selling himself and failing up than Kiffin. Or you believe he’s a good coach and recruiter who simply got handed the keys to the luxury cars too soon. Gray areas don’t seem to exist in conversations about Kiffin.

Each Kiffin exit tries to top the previous one, as if there are style points for soap opera-like departures. There was the power-point presentation by Al Davis as he called Kiffin a liar in Oakland. There were burning mattresses and a bizarre, late-night news conference at Tennessee. There was the airport firing and getting pulled off the team bus at USC.

Through it all, Kiffin became a magnet to a sports-media world now consumed by page views — so much so that friends and family members wonder when Kiffin will be allowed to simply coach again. Kiffin is the rare college coach who can be on the source of jokes in the mainstream media and TMZ.

Google “Lane Kiffin” last week and you would have seen a skit that went viral. Actors portray Kiffin and his wife while fielding vulgar and insulting phone calls from Alabama fans.

“Lane sent it to me on a family group text,” said Robin Kiffin, Lane’s mother. “It was awful. That language is horrible. … They never leave him alone. I don’t see them picking on anybody else like that. That guy at Texas Tech (Mike Leach), he locked a quarterback in a shed and he gets another job. Are they still talking about that? No. The Arkansas guy (Bobby Petrino) gets caught on a motorcycle wreck with another woman and he gets another job. Are they talking about him? No.”

It’s under this backdrop that Kiffin visits Knoxville for what figures to be a hostile return Saturday night. Kiffin’s three kids are staying home out of concern that the environment won’t be appropriate for them, according to Kiffin’s mother and sister. They remember how uneasy the family felt leaving Knoxville in 2010.

“I’m scared to death for his safety,” Robin Kiffin said of Saturday’s game. “Some people were visiting us last weekend from Tennessee and they said they better not let him on the sideline (where Kiffin coaches at Alabama), they should put him in the press box. I want him to be in the press box.”

 

 

 

First of all I don’t know what Mrs. Kiffin slipped into Jon Solomon’s brownies but let’s make one thing clear - nobody trashes Lane Kiffin for the pageviews.  Dude earned everything he gets all on his own.   I don’t wake up every morning and say hey I need a bunch of hits today, let’s post something about the OC of Alabama.  That’s what boobs and butts are for.  I don’t even need to exaggerate or embellish stories or play with headlines to make it sound better, it’s just straight up all Lane Kiffin by himself.   5-15 with Raiders and fired with cause over the phone by Al Davis who then used a Powerpoint to show how awful he was.   One 7-6 season with Tennessee featuring losses to every good opponent they played ending with a blowout to VTech then bouncing immediately out the door to USC causing riots all over campus.   The Urban Meyer lie, the Alshon Jeffrey fiasco.  28-15 at USC with no significant wins despite consistently having a top recruiting class before getting pulled off the team bus and literally fired at the airport.  The guy has just been a terrible disloyal coach making huge mistakes everywhere he goes.

 

As for the mom here, hey, I’d be worried about my son going back to Neyland too.  Not exactly a fan favorite around there.

 

 

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Maybe just throw like to an extra 2 cops his way to ease poor Mrs. Kiffin’s mind?

 

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Laura from Arizona

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Oct 239:00AM EST

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Introducing Laura from Arizona.  Get some Wildcats.

 

 

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Two Days From Today We Are Going To Get Crazy And Blackout In Hartford And Worcester

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Oct 229:00PM EST

 

On Friday, October 24th we will be Blacking the Fuck out in the Palladium in Worcester and the day after that, the 25th in Hartford. These are going to be two of the wildest blackouts we have ever done so get ready for one of the best nights of your life. There will be smokes everywhere, and as always they get in for free. Tickets are about to sell out, get them now while you still can!
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Party Music 101: Barstool Best Hour of Your Party Vol. 60

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Oct 228:40PM EST

Encore presentation because these are so fire now and it’s super important that everyone knows that.  With everyone from Tupac to fun. to Avicii to Disclosure to The White Stripes, Best Hour Vol. 60 is the best party music ever to hit the internet.  Look out for Volume 61 hitting shelves next Thursday, these are an every two weeks sorta thing.

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Barstool U Hump Day Smokeshows – Angelina & Erica from UNLV

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Oct 225:30PM EST

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Introducing Angelina and Erica from UNLV.  Two smokes for the price of one.

 

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Barstool Beats Top 10

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Oct 225:00PM EST

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Have a month Calvin Harris, have a month.  “Outside” might be the best song of all time.  Decent efforts from T.Swift, Avicii, and Childish Gambino though.

Click to stream the entire Barstool Beats Top 30

 

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Confessions From Girls Who Are Addicted To Sex

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Oct 224:30PM EST
Everybody thinks I'm  an innocent good girl.  My secret:  I'm a sex addict.

 

I started watching porn when I was 8... I think this is where my sex addiction comes from I'm a girl

 

I'm a sex addict....which really just means I'm desperate for someone to love me.

 

My boyfriend gives me the best sex of my life every single day and I still masturbate often. I think I have a sex addiction.

 

I am a woman with a mild sex addiction.  I hate that I can't play "hard to get" ):

 

My boyfriend thinks I have hyposexuality disorder(sex addiction). He doesn't know the half of it.

 

I'm a sex addict and my husband only likes to have sex occasionally so I find random guys on Craigslist to have sex with

 

I'm a sex addict and my husband only likes to have sex occasionally so I find random guys on Craigslist to have sex with

 

I would never cheat on my bf. I love him. But I'm a sex addict and sometimes if I come across a hot guy I'll imagine riding his face.

 

I lied to him about the number of sexual  partners I've had. It's  well over 300. I'm a sex addict.

 

I think I have a sex addiction. It's all I ever think and dream about  and it's driving me insane. And I'm a girl.

 

My boyfriend is a Marine and he's currently deployed. He's been gone a month and my sex addiction is becoming impossible to ignore.

 

I'm a woman and I'm addicted to sex...I divorced my ex husband because he couldn't keep up with me

 

I'm a sex addict I want and need to feel the tongue of another person all over me

 

 

 

 

Damn…SLUTS!

 

 

Still don’t get the whole “sex addiction” thing.  Doesn’t everyone just always want to get laid all the time?  Isn’t that normal?  Chicks are just lucky in the fact that any time they want it they can get it.  Dudes have like a 20% shot and if they strike out they end up cooped up in their room with a box of Kleenex and a wifi connection.

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Bruce Pearl Takes Over A Class At Auburn

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Oct 224:00PM EST

 

 

 

Bruce Pearl FUCKING LOVES AUBURN.

 

 

 

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Dude is just so re-invigorated and loving life with this second chance at coaching.   Got to bring a smile to your face.  Just no BBQ’s please coach!

 

 

 

 

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PS – How much do you want to bet there was like one chick in the back of the class who left and sent a formal email of complaint to someone in the administration that Bruce Pearl interrupted her learning?

 

Actually it was probably this guy.

 

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Dude honestly can you just leave?  Seriously, you’re ruining it for everyone else.

List Of The Top 100 Hottest Colleges In The Country Is Incorrect

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Oct 223:30PM EST

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Full List of 100 Hottest Schools

 

Niche - The Most Attractive Girls ranking assesses the attractiveness of female students at traditional four-year colleges and universities in the United States based on 42,269 opinion-based survey responses from 42,151 current students and recent alumni.

A high ranking in Most Attractive Girls generally indicates that both male and female students report that their female peers on campus are very attractive.

 

 

 

Ahh the first of the yearly lists that try so hard to use science and methodology to come up with concrete hotness rankings and end up being completely wrong.  Listen it’s not like I’m going to shit on the schools up top there, they’re obviously super hot and provide us with plenty of big time smokeshows.  For example:

 

 

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But at some point you just got to put down the rulers and compasses and data points and just use a little bit of common sense.  Like…

 

Huh?

 

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What??

 

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WHAT???

 

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Anyone with a functioning set of eyeballs and a brain knows that just doesn’t compute.  Can’t use surveys with random alumni for this type of important work.  Need hard evidence and people directly making the clicks.

 

 

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