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Halloween Party Playlists

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Oct 309:05PM EST

Halloween party your face off with a quartet of horrifyingly amazing playlists from the hottest music outlet on the planet, and while you’re at it download the app.

Trick Or Beats

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The Graveyard Shift

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Ghosts N Stuff

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Hocus Poke-Us

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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Montana from University of Miami

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Oct 305:30PM EST

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Introducing Montana from U Miami.   The U…the U…it’s all about the smokes from the U!

 

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Elle Macpherson Is 50 Years Old And Straight Up DESTROYING Younger Chicks Still

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Oct 305:02PM EST

ABC News – “‘Beauty at every age’ is such a boring cliché, but beauty is not just reserved for youth,” she said. “There’s a big movement that supports that. I didn’t feel any kind of milestone pressure turning 50 at all, perhaps because I’ve been preparing for this stage of my life for a long time.”

The former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model and Australian beauty just turned 50 this past March. Not to mention she has two children — Flynn, 16, and Aurelius, 11.

“In my 40s, I started to focus on health and wellness; I stopped drinking and taking any drugs—even aspirin—and I began really cleaning out my system,” she added. “By the time I hit 50, I didn’t feel any sort of plateau physically, and it didn’t feel like a shock emotionally either. It wasn’t like, Oh my gosh, I’d better get myself together before I turn 50; it was more like I was reborn.”

 

 

Elle Macpherson is 50 years old and is basically leading a mainstream version of Lisa Ann’s MILF revolution by giving interviews in which she’s talking about the joys of being an older chick who’s still got it. And I guess she does…like she’s not Christie Brinkley at 60 years old looking better than any real-life 30-year-old I’ve seen but she’s smoking in that “I’m an older gal but will totally wreck your dick and talk shit to you while we’re banging so you know I’m in charge. Also I might finger your butt and I know you’re not into that but fuck you I know how to please a man, I banged Timothy Dalton” kind of way. The pics from the photoshoot in the video above are A+ — though you could Photoshop the crap out of a cantaloupe and I’d probably be down to fuck it — but really I respect more that she’s kind of a .500 batter in this behind the scenes video. For example:

 

 

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YES

 

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No thank you ma’am.

 

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YES!

 

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YES! (though please don’t jerk me off with your veiny nana hands)

 

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I’d rather fuck Bruce Jenner if we’re being honest.

 

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YES!

 

 

Very respectable showing in this week’s Throwback Thursday for a mature woman who still wouldn’t bang any of us no matter how much we pleaded, I’d say.

Barstool Blackout Mixtape Vol. 7 by Dante

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Oct 304:10PM EST

Buckle the fuck up, because the best party DJ on the planet is back with the seventh installment of the rowdiest mix series in history.  Dante The Don drops Barstool Blackout 7 on your heads, 75 minutes of the biggest bangers and the hottest heaters in the world all mixed up flawlessly into the wildest party set you’ve ever heard.

Click here for a FREE DOWNLOAD of Blackout Mixtape Vol. 7and check out all 7 volumes of Blackout madness here.

Ex Ohio State Star LaQuinton Ross’s Class Wide Email Asking For Help On His Final Paper Is Hilarious

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Oct 303:40PM EST

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h/t Jake

 

 

 

 

I respect the hell out of LaQuinton admitting he was struggling and looking for help.  I mean it’s not like he wanted someone to write it for him.  It’s not like he was following the example of other schools (cough cough UNC) and just taking fake classes then bullying his teachers into giving him good grades.  He actually wanted to do a good job and just needed a little bit of direction.  If anyone can help he’ll be the tall African American in the back lol.

 

 

 

PS – Looking for nerds in class to help with a big paper = smart.  Leaving school early for the NBA then going undrafted = not as smart, in hindsight.

 

Morgantown Camping Out In #TentCity All Week For College GameDay

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Oct 303:10PM EST

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Say what you want about the state of West Virginia and its inhabitants, but don’t say their fan base isn’t one of the best in the country.  Absolute die hards with no regard for anything but football and setting shit on fire.  I live like a million miles away and even I’m nervous about what’s going to happen Saturday night if the Mountaineers take down TCU….

 

This dude is going to go on a god damn RAMPAGE (assuming he wasn’t expelled last week, I actually think I heard that he was).

 

 

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Let’s go WVU!

 

 

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Lyna from FAU vs. Sarah from Texas State

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Oct 302:30PM EST

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Lyna from FAU 

 

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Sarah from Texas State

 

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1 for Lyna…5 for Sarah

 

 

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Michigan AD David Brandon Gets All His Butthurt Emails To Fans Leaked

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Oct 301:50PM EST

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The guys over at MGoBlog did some exhaustive research to show that these are real so I recommend going to check out their work.   David Brandon forgetting rule #1 of having a job that people constantly criticize: don’t feed the trolls.  Don’t respond to the haters.  The commenters, the message board posters, the emailers. Trust me I know how much it can get on your nerves but what’s the point of responding?  What’s the upside?  To feel good about your snarky comeback for like 5 minutes?  Meanwhile the downside is them all getting leaked, proven to be real and you get another huge black eye as everyone tries to get you fired.

And don’t get me wrong, I use troll in the loosest sense here because Michigan fans have a legitimate reason to hate Dave Brandon and think he’s doing an atrocious job.  Completely within their rights to let him know how they feel.   Just saying from Brandon’s perspective you have to be a total moron to set yourself up to get blown up like this.

 

 

 

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#TBT w/ The Top 50 Songs of Summer 2014

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Oct 301:10PM EST

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It’s about to be cold as shit for a while, so let’s throw it back one more time to the hottest songs of summer 2014 from Kendrick Lamar, Avicii, Drake, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Flume, Chromeo, Jay-Z and many, many more.

Click here for the the full countdown or head this way and rock the entire playlist

 

Chick Wins Lawsuit Against Google For Showing Her Savage Cleavage On “Street View”

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Oct 3012:30PM EST

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Gigaom - Google invaded the privacy of a Montreal woman by showing her sitting outside of her house with “part of her breast exposed,” and must pay her compensation, a judge ruled this month.

According to a 17-page decision, Maria Pia Grillo suffered shock and embarrassment when she looked up her house using Google Maps’ Street View feature in 2009 and discovered an image that shows her leaning forward and exposing cleavage.

Even though the original image, which was snapped by one of Google’s camera-equipped cars, blurred out her face, the rest of the picture provided enough information to identify her.

Two years later, Grillo started legal proceedings against Google to “blur” the rest of her, as well as her license plate and address. She also demanded the company pay $45,000 for emotional damage, including depression and mockery from her co-workers at a “well-known bank” where she worked.

 

 

Sitting on your front steps in broad daylight with your tits hanging out of your dress.  Is that how privacy works?  I don’t know.  I mean I like privacy as much as the next guy – don’t really want governments spying on my phone calls and people reading through my emails and shit, but if I walk out of the house with my dick hanging through my zipper and I get sniped by a Google camera I’m really only going to have myself to blame.  But whatever.  If this chick felt violated and wanted to make some quick cash out of it good for her.  My only issue would be the “emtotional damage and depression” due to the “mockery” she got from her co-workers?  Listen honey, the guys in your office in the bank were well aware of what you were working with up top, I promise you that.  A set like that does not go unnoticed in a work atmosphere  so let’s not blame Google for making everyone suddenly aware you have real and spectacular breasts.

 

 

 

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