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Jameis Winston Cleared Of All Charges In FSU Student Conduct Hearing
Dec 2210:15AM EST

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CFT - Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston has been cleared of wrongdoing in his Code of Conduct hearing with the university, his attorney David Cornwell tweeted Sunday.

“In sum, the preponderance of the evidence has not shown that you are responsible for ANY of the charged violations of the Code,” he wrote.

The hearing was held Dec. 3, and a decision was not expected until next month.

Former Florida state supreme court justice Major Harding presided over the case.

“This was a complex case, and I worked hard to make sure both parties had a full and fair opportunity to present information. In sum, the preponderance of the evidence has not shown that you are responsible for any of the charge violations of the Code. Namely, I find that the evidence before me is insufficient to satisfy the burden of proof,” Harding wrote in a letter obtained by USA Today.

“As summarized in the preceding paragraphs, the evidence regarding the events that unfolded between you and (the woman) once in your room is irreconcilable. In light of all the circumstances, I do not find the credibility of one story substantially stronger than that of the other. Both have their own strengths and weaknesses. I cannot find with any confidence that the events as set forth by you, (the woman), or a particular combination thereof is more probable than not as required to find you responsible for a violation of the Code.”

While the alleged 2012 sexual assault will likely follow Winston through the civil courts and the NFL Draft process, it will not bar him from completing this season – and likely his college career.

Florida State’s Code of Conduct says that his accuser can pursue an appeal, but it would not be heard before the Jan. 12 College Football Playoff Championship. Moreover, the 2012 Heisman Trophy winner is widely expected to declare for the NFL Draft by the Jan. 15 deadline.




Teflon Jameis strikes again!   Cue the music!






Tough to believe this one TBH.  Really thought FSU was going to bring the hammer down.  Ha ha just kidding.





Anonymous Threatens To Release Iggy Azalea’s Sex Tape Today For Making Fun Of Protests
Dec 229:30AM EST

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Vulture - So this Iggy Azalea–Azealia Banks beef is spinning out of control. Hackers posting under the Twitter handle @TheAnonMessage jumped into the fray, threatening to release still images from an alleged sex tape of Iggy Azalea unless she publicly apologizes to Azealia Banks and the protesters of the #blacklivesmatter movement. The account posted a string of tweets last night saying they would bring Iggy Azalea down further than Bill Cosby, calling her a ” trashy bitch” and promising “a life of suffering” unless she complies with their demands.




Ok here’s the background of the Azalea vs. Azealia beef in case you have some sort of interest in what’s going on with this story or just want to be able to follow along:




During an emotional 47-minute interview with Hot 97, Azealia Banks explained her much-publicized problems with Iggy Azalea and the music industry in general with regard to how it treats black recording artists.

“I feel, just like in this country, whenever it comes to our things, like black issues or black politics or black music or whatever, there’s always this undercurrent of kind of like a, ‘Fuck you,’” Banks told Ebro in the Morning hosts Ebro Darden and Peter Rosenberg. “There’s always like a, ‘Fuck y’all, niggas. Y’all don’t really own shit. Y’all don’t have shit.’”

“That Iggy Azalea shit isn’t better than any fucking black girl that’s rapping today, you know?” Banks said. “When they give those awards out — because the Grammys are supposed to be accolades of artistic excellence, you know what I mean? Iggy Azalea is not excellent. [...] When they give these Grammys out, all it says to white kids is: ‘Oh yeah, you’re great, you’re amazing, you can do whatever you put your mind to.’ And it says to black kids: ‘You don’t have shit. You don’t own shit, not even the shit you created for yourself,’ and it makes me upset.”

“Everybody knows that the basis of modern capitalism is slave labor. The selling and trading of these slaves. There are fucking huge corporations that are caking off that slave money and shit like that. So until y’all motherfuckers are ready to talk about what you owe me,” she said while breaking down in tears. “At the very fucking least, you owe me the right to my fucking identity. And to not exploit that shit. That’s all we’re holding on to with hip-hop and rap.”  [HuffPo]


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And here’s the only part that I care about:



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Have absolutely 0 interest in a discussion and debate on racism in America and the cultural and social implications of rap music.  Not sure wtf Anonymous is so mad about from all that but whatever, not looking to get into it on this cold rainy Monday morning before Christmas.  All I know is that an Iggy sex tape would be a holiday miracle.  Need to see an Iggy sex tape.  Gotta have it.  Sure I’d prefer she release it herself instead of having her privacy invaded by hackers, but sex tape beggars can’t be choosers.  It’s a grind right now trying to make it to the break, Iggy getting illegal things done to that ass wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world to help pass some of the time.




Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Anna from New Mexico State
Dec 229:05AM EST

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Introducing Anna from NM State.  Only a couple days until we dip out for the long holiday break…let’s make the smokes count!




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Louisville’s Montrezl Harrell Is Throwing Haymakers On A Casual Saturday Afternoon
Dec 201:15PM EST

Hold me back, bro!  Hold me back!


NBC Sports - Louisville and Western Kentucky got into a bit of a scrap late in the first half of their game on Saturday afternoon, and it looked like Montrezl Harrell threw a punch.  Harrell was ejected from the game. He will be suspended for Tuesday’s game against Cal State-Northridge. He will be eligible when No. 1 Kentucky comes to the Yum! Center next Saturday.

Well, kind of.  I don’t think he really even caught that Blake Griffin looking dude with the punch, more or less just grazed him.  Either way, this is what basketball is missing.  Everybody complains how soft it is these days.  How it needs more grit to it.  Well this is a solid start.  Also thank God he’ll be back next Saturday because Kentucky at Louisville is going to be appointment television.

P.S. I like how the ref pretends to get hit also.  Sorry man but I’ve got no sympathy for you until you’re dead on the hardwood with your eyes still open.  I’ve seen too much this season, just desensitized now.

Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Christina from the University of Washington
Dec 195:30PM EST

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Introducing Christina from U Washington.  Have a good one!




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BarstoolU Instagram Of The Day – #BarstoolBuns
Dec 194:50PM EST

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@sarasilvs with some knockout #BarstoolBuns from the University of Hawaii #vivalastool

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If You’re Going To Embarrass Yourself And Fight A Woman In The Street, Go Big Like This Dude
Dec 194:10PM EST



It’s the holiday season and that means three things: Gifts, family, and resulting drunken fallouts with loved ones. If you’re going to have the last part, might as well swing for the fences. And I can think of no better way to live that mantra than Mortal Kombat bicycle kicking your way into dysfunction. Did he mean to do a flawless Liu Kang recreation or just slip and bust his ass with his shorts down under his butt cheeks? We may never know. But he looked good doing it and that’s all that matters, completely deserving of the pimp walk away.


For the record I don’t normally advocate blogging video evidence of domestic violence but it’s the Friday before Christmas week, she got up completely fine and ready to fuck him up, and I got to embed the Mortal Kombat techno theme. Undeniable win-win-win situation.



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Barstool Beats Top 10 Songs of 2014
Dec 193:30PM EST


And here they are, the 10 best songs of 2014, as chosen by a panel of experts aka me.  Congrats to Drake, Zedd, Rick Ross, Kanye West, Elephante, Lana Del Ray, Lil Wayne, Calvin Harris, Igloo Australia, and Martin Garrix for pumping out the biggest, baddest, and best tracks of the year, you guys are awesome (except Igloo).  Enjoy!

Click here to stream the Barstool Beats Top 10 Songs of 2014

ICYMI: #11-20 | #21-30 | #31-40 | #41-50 | #51-100

The Top Ten…

#1 - Drake – 0 To 100

#2 – Taylor Swift – Blanke Space

#3 - Zedd – Find You (ft. Matthew Koma & Miriam Bryant)

#4 - Rick Ross – Sanctified (ft. Kanye West & Big Sean)

#5 - Katy Perry (ft. Juicy J) – Dark Horse (Elephante Remix)

#6 - Lana Del Rey – Brooklyn Baby

#7 - Lil Wayne – Believe Me (ft. Drake)

#8 - Calvin Harris – Outside (ft. Ellie Goulding)

#9 - Iggy Azalea – Fancy (ft. Charli XCX)

#10 - Sander van Doorn, DVBBS, & Martin Garrix – Gold Skies (ft. Aleesia)

Five Will Survive: The Jameis Winston Song
Dec 193:00PM EST


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Pretty funny stuff, fire song and a great recap of the life of Jameis Winston from what I presume to be some Gator fans.


Jameis’s response:






Literally never lost a college football game and has a Heisman trophy on the mantle.   Let the YouTube haters hate.




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Johns Hopkins University Sends Acceptance Letters To 294 Kids By Mistake
Dec 192:15PM EST

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Washington Post - Sam Stephenson was steeling himself for another round of college applications after his first choice, Johns Hopkins University, turned him down. Then the 17-year-old from Culpeper County in Virginia received an e-mail from Hopkins on Sunday afternoon that suggested he might still have reason to hope.

“Embrace the YES!” it said in the subject line.

Sam was confused, said his mother, Cathy Stephenson. Could it be that the blunt electronic denial statement he had read two days earlier was wrong? The e-mail from the Hopkins admissions office at 3:01 p.m. Sunday continued:

“Dear Samuel, Welcome to the Class of 2019! We can’t wait for you to get to campus. Until then, as one of the newest members of the family, we hope you’ll show your Blue Jay pride.”

It urged him to start using #JHU2019 on Twitter, to stop by an online store to buy Hopkins gear and to meet others in the newly admitted class through a limited-access Facebook group.

It was all wrong.

Like 293 others who had been turned down or deferred in their bid for early admission to the prestigious private university in Baltimore, Sam had received a welcome-to-Hopkins e-mail by mistake. The university, tipped off to the error by another rejected student, sent an apology Sunday evening to those affected by the head-spinning goof. Sam got the word at 5:28 p.m.: There was no reversal of his denial.

“The decision posted on the decision site reflects the accurate result of your Early Decision application,” the follow-up said. “We regret this technical mistake and any confusion it may have caused.”



Kind of a funny “Whoops!” story but at the same time this is honestly so dick.  Getting kids hopes up like this, thinking they’re about to get into their dream school, calling their parents and their grandparents and posting all over social media that they got into Johns Hopkins.  Changing their Facebook school to JHU Class of 2019.  Then getting a follow up like yeah….about that acceptance…ummmm….got hacked.  North Korea.  Sorry.



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Poor Elmer.  Seriously have we really not fixed this problem yet?  Colleges sending out accidental acceptance letters to kids they flat out rejected?   I mean this is the 3rd or 4th time we’ve had a blog like this.  Fordham.  Vassar.  UC San Diego.  I think somewhere else.  And my point from all of those blogs still stands – if you do this, you should be required by law to accept everyone you sent it to.  Don’t care if it’s 1 person or 10,000.  Don’t care if your dorms will be overrun and you have to buy every hotel in town to accommodate everyone.   Too big of a mistake to just say “our bad.”    Same thing as when the bank accidentally puts a million dollars in your bank account and then arrests you for withdrawing it.  You fucked up not me. Arrest yourself.