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Download The Best Free Songs of The Last Month For Free

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Oct 18:30PM EST

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Basically Christmas in October.  Step your library game up with freebies from Travis Scott, Raury, Elephante, Aer, Tchami and more.

Click here to download the best free songs of the last month for free

 

Who’s Ready To Black Out In Hartford And Worcester, October 24th And 25th?

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Oct 18:00PM EST

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We’re ready to Blackout in Worcester the 24th and Hartford the 25th, and you better be too. The Smokes are going to be out and wild and we know that the Palladium and the Webster theatre are going to be insane. Tickets will sell out so get on this while you still can!

Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

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Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

Barstool U Hump Day Smokeshow – Katie from Nebraska

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Oct 15:30PM EST

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Introducing Katie from Nebraska.  Happy Hump Day indeed.

 

 

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Mom Films Video Of Her Little Daughter’s Insults And The Kid Straight Up BURIED Her

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Oct 14:50PM EST

 

 

I hate little kid videos usually because they’re so self indulgent for the parents but holy shit is this lady’s daughter BRUTAL. Just calling mom ugly in 100 different ways, saying her stomach looks like a bagel and that her fat flabby mom arms make clapping noises when she waves them, absolutely vicious. This kid is slinging insults at a 10th grade level so well that we should hire her to start up Barstool Pre-K. Probably a good idea to avoid a boy blogger there, though, just a hunch.

 

 

Also what was up with the random tit shot in there?

 

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I was already on Team Shitty Little Girl even before seeing this but jesus clean it up, Mom. Could have really lived without that one thrown in there for no reason. I’m trying to enjoy your child publicly spitting in your face here, no need to sling those flapjacks at my face to confuse the matter further.

Top 20 Songs of September 2014

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Oct 14:10PM EST

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Calvin Harris, Avicii, Kendrick Lamar, Lorde, Big Sean, everyone came out and dropped bombs this month. Check out the 20ish best songs of the month below, and don’t forget to download the barstool beats app if you haven’t because it’s awesome.

 

Click to stream the Top 20 Songs of September 2014

 

Confessions From Psycho Girlfriends Who Snoop On Their Boyfriends

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Oct 13:30PM EST

 

 

Whoa no way, chicks are psychos who snoop on their boyfriends constantly?  Shocker.  Seriously if you have a girlfriend and don’t know she’s snooping on you or are too dumb to figure out how to prevent it you are the dumbest motherfucker alive and deserve everything you get when you get caught messing around.  Passcode everything, switch those passwords up daily, Incognito window frequently, get those fake accounts going.  It’s elementary stuff.

If you need more examples of how your girl is digging around in your shit check out the Whisper app for some more confessions.

Auburn Bro Creates Mathematical Equation To Solve Basic White Girls

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Oct 13:00PM EST

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Pretty solid equation from the Will Hunting of Basic Bitches.  Seems like he’s got it all figured out.  Definitely don’t want to nitpick anything but I think if we add a cofactor matrix of Uggs to North Face then a zero vector for Brunch with a z-intercept at Beyonce we’ll get a slightly more precise solution.   What do I know though, I’m not the white girl mathematician.

 

 

 

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h/t Jake via Orange & Navy 

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Cassie from UF vs. Taylor from ECU

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Oct 12:20PM EST

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Cassie from Florida 

 

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Taylor from ECU

 

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1 for Cassie…5 for Taylor

 

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Michigan Chose Brady Hoke Over Kevin Sumlin 4 Years Ago Because He Wasn’t A “Michigan Man”

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Oct 11:50PM EST

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I don’t know how many people know this, but when Dave Brandon was interviewing to replace Rich Rod, one of the guys he actually interviewed was Kevin Sumlin. And he turned down Kevin Sumlin and ended up taking Brady Hoke, the Michigan guy. And I can’t imagine too many Michigan fans are thrilled now that they know that that was the decision that was made … [Sumlin] was one of the guys they considered, and they didn’t want … Not a Michigan guy, though, and they wanted the Michigan man.  -Bruce Feldman

 

 

This is one of those hindsight is 20-20 type situations obviously.  I mean back in 2011 Kevin Sumlin wasn’t the Kevin Sumlin he is today and was coming off a 5-7 season.  Brady Hoke had Michigan ties, did big things at Ball State, took San Diego State to a 9-4 record.  And Hoke was a huge hit to start off.  Michigan won some big games, Hokemania ran wild.  10 win season. Won a BCS Bowl Game.  So to sit here and look back and criticize is kind of unfair.

But whatever, fuck it!  It’s 2014 now, we have the hindsight, it’s 20-20 as fuck…we can shit all over Dave Brandon and Michigan for making the worst choice ever.  Hey Brandon, Kevin Sumlin, ever heard of him?  Just the second coolest coach in the country who made A&M a powerhouse and churned out a Heisman winner. Oh what’s that, you can’t hear me over the riots going on in your front yard?  I SAID KEVIN SUMLIN IS THE MAN AND HOKE IS A LOSER GOOD CHOICE MORON.

 

 

 

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Joey Bada$$ – Get Paid

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Oct 11:10PM EST

With his debut album on the way, Joey Bada$$ drops off some fresh retro vibes on his latest single entitled “Get Paid.”  I like this one very much.