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Did J Lo Use A Booty Double For The ‘Booty’ Music Video With Iggy Azalea?

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Sep 1911:15AM EST

 

 

Big Cat blogged the full video when it came out last night, Kmarko blogged some screenshots from the teaser and the Internet’s praise has been singular: “Jennifer Lopez has still got it! Wow, what an ass on a 45-year-old woman! etc etc” But when I saw all the quick cuts and faceless shots (I may have watched the video once or twice let’s say), I thought to myself that this HAS to be a body double because, really, what chick almost going into menopause looks like that? So here’s the case for and against.

 

THE CASE FOR J LO USING A BOOTY DOUBLE

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Notice a trend amongst all of these shots from the first half of the video? Yep, no J Lo face in any of them. In fact, the only her face does appear is when she dances and twirls in the white shirt which, conveniently, mostly covers her butt. Odd video direction choices? Or perhaps just clever masking of the fact they used a much younger butt in the video so we’d all fawn over J Lo and be impressed by her surprisingly taut Maid in Manhattan cheeks?

 

It’s also more than a little suspicious the only other time you see her face and butt in the same shot is when she’s doing this position:

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Granted, I don’t take many photos of myself pelvic thrusting the shit out of Casper the Friendly Ghost but I’m feeling like any of our asses would look this good clenched and being pulled upwards. Call it a hunch.

 

 

INCONCLUSIVE PROOF THAT COULD GO EITHER WAY

 

 

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Another shot with J Lo’s face and her butt in the same frame and, conveniently enough, it’s another angle where her thighs will look nice and tight PLUS the bonus of having fishnets covering up any potential worlds of hurt. Very suspect BUT the butt is definitely looking juicy so maybe her little girl from The Ring crawl is just proof that my concerns are for naught.

 

 

THE CASE FOR THIS ACTUALLY BEING J LO’S BUTT

 

 

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This. This is a 45 year old woman’s ass being slapped. HAS TO be. See the little bit of sagging on the bottom, the slight reverberation on the slap that says this is a butt who’s seen some things and men that may or may not have said “Uh huh yeeeuh” while ejaculating onto it in its day. And because she’s wearing the same outfit, psychologically, I’m more inclined to believe this one with juuuust a hint of dumpiness in the thighs is actually J Lo too:

 

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FINAL CONCLUSION

 

If I had to bet my life on it, A) I’d wonder what made a person opting to kill me do that for such a bizarre gamble and B) I think J Lo used a body double for the majority of the video but then had to do the one bare-assed take with Iggy in the hallway just because the video director was like “Yeah, people will 100% know this isn’t you if you don’t have any shots with your face and butt directly in them and any ones you are in, you’re covering yourself with stockings. It would completely sabotage the artistic vision of a video for a song called ‘Booty.’”

 

 

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I also could have probably saved time if I just counted the rings on this screengrab.

Parents of Sean Maguire Are Missing His First Start vs. Clemson Because They Sold Their Tickets

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Sep 1910:45AM EST

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The big break Sean Maguire has been waiting for.  The chance to launch himself to stardom.  The chance to grab the attention of all the scouts and set up an NFL future.   Thought it might happen while Jameis was in legal limbo with rape allegations.  Thought it might happen after a few more misdemeanors and some crab leg theft.  Lady Luck just wasn’t on his side.  And now that an internet meme has finally taken him down he get his chance to hop under center for the #1 college football team in the country.  At long last he gets his shot to show everyone what he’s made of.

 

Annnnd his parents will be out on the boat somewhere slugging beers and tubing and shit.   Love it.  Hey kid, we put a roof over your head, raised you, fed you.  We’re done.  Time for some us time.  Sorry we’re not sorry we didn’t want to come sit in a stadium full of drunk ass obnoxious college kids to watch you sit on the bench behind the Heisman winner again.

Dude Takes Video Selfie of JetBlue Flight Filling With Smoke After Engine Failure

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Sep 199:50AM EST

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(CNN)Many wept. Some prayed. But after their smoke-filled plane rattled to an emergency landing, passengers had a new lease on life, as they exited a JetBlue flight Thursday via inflatable chutes.

A loud pop initiated the brush with disaster, said West and other passengers who spoke with KCAL from the airport at Long Beach, California.  Flight 1416 had left Long Beach Airport about 15 minutes before and was over the ocean, carrying 147 passengers and crew headed for Austin, Texas.

“The flight attendants were yelling ‘brace, brace’ and they kept repeating it and repeating it on the top of their lungs.”
Then the right engine “blew,” JetBlue told KCAL.

Actor Jackson Rathbone was on the flight with his wife and child. “Our right engine exploded and our cabin filled with smoke,” he posted to Twitter.

It grew so thick that passengers could no longer see the people seated next to them, said passenger Jonathon Hubbard. West realized he would have a hard time breathing soon, but oxygen masks did not drop down, he said. So flight attendants went around deploying them by hand.

As it cruised back over land, the plane began to quake, and passengers broke into tears, afraid for their lives.

“Everyone was crying,” passenger Dean Delbaugh said. “I thought this was it.” His wife, seated next to him, clung to him.

“The flight attendants were yelling ‘brace, brace’ and they kept repeating it and repeating it on the top of their lungs,” West said.

But the pilot brought the scare to an end by setting the plane gently onto the runway.

Passenger Jonathan Hubbard was sitting in the exit row and wasted no time.

“I took the exit door and just threw it out the plane and just jumped out,” he told KCAL. An inflatable chute was waiting to catch him.

Rathbone and his family went home to celebrate their living through Thursday’s scare with a wine and champagne tasting, he said on whosay — they opened half a dozen bottles.

 

 

 

Oh cool it’s just my nightmare.  I guess this is why God invented Xanax.

How about that pilot though?  Umm excuse me captain, did you just say the engine broke?  Like one of the ones that is used to fly this gigantic plane in the air?  Can we grab a few more details do you think?  Maybe let us know if we are going to, you know, survive?   Seriously I appreciate you being so calm and acting like it’s NBD but just add like one more sentence, “it’s no problem, we’ll be touching down shortly, we don’t even need that engine.”  Don’t care if it’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told and you are currently engulfed in flames and the co pilot has no idea how to land a plane.  Just tell me that.

 

All I know is I’m insanely jealous of the sex this Rathbone cat had with his wife after those 6 bottle of wine and champagne.  Life-flashing-before-your-eyes-in-plane-crash-then-surviving sex has got to be bananas.

 

 

 

PS – Gotta love Jonathan Hubbard looking out for #1.  Women and children who?   Peace out suckas!

The Kansas State and Tampa Bay Games In A Nutshell

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Sep 199:30AM EST

 

 

 

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Well that about sums up the two games we watched last night.  A team with so much hope and promise failing to make one single big exciting play to capitalize on their opportunity…and an NFL team blown out and embarrassed so badly you had a paralyzed dude asking if he could suit up and help out.  Yup, that was the night of September 18 sports in a nutshell.

 

 

 

PS – I fucking love Eric LeGrand and his ability to be constantly positive despite being dealt the worst hand imaginable.   It will never, ever get old.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Nadya from OSU

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Sep 199:00AM EST

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Introducing Nadya from OSU.  Let’s finish this week off strong.

 

 

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Download The Barstool Beats App Now

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Sep 188:35PM EST

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Click here to download Barstool Beats for iOS

 

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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Taylor from University of Western Ontario

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Sep 185:30PM EST

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Introducing Taylor from Western Ontario.  Canada in the house!!

 

 

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Micaela Schaefer Reinvented The Oktoberfest Game, Went Tits Out For Das Jungs In A Beer-Maid Outfit

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Sep 184:45PM EST

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When the Ice Bucket Challenges were going nuts, a lot of hot chicks tried to one-up each other by going tits out for the boys while filming theirs. And then came Micaela Schaefer beasting them all by doing an all-nude one and one with just black tape on her naughty bits to shove all those other chicks to the back of the line. She’s one of those relentlessly fame whoring types who, legitimately, is only famous because she’s hot and puts those things out there at every turn.

 

So of course she’d go hard in the paint for the first days of Oktoberfest in Germany, just making every other chick in a dirndl look like an absolute joke for covering their ample Hefeweizen-bred jugs with those constricting fabrics. I’m not sure how great of an idea it is to walk around like that at an event in which people are traipsing around with a keg’s worth of 10% ABV beer shoved into a glass but I’m not the expert dropping titties in everyone’s faces on the reg so what do I know?

 

 

Micaela doesn’t have a whole lot of photos out there that won’t get us sued so here’s a video of her shooting her 2015 Erotic Calendar (or Erotikkalender in German, I guess…what models of efficiency they are) to tide you over. Culture!

 

10 New Playlists from Feitelberg, KFC, Former Intern Coley + More

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Sep 184:20PM EST

With the Barstool Beats app out for download and flying off the shelves, we’ve had a minute to go back to what we do best, making the most perfect playlists on the planet.  As per usual, you’re welcome.

Feitelberg’s Getting In Shape: KFC Wedding Edition

Get In Shape KFC Wedding Edition 2

KFC’s Bae’s Beats

KFC

Coley’s 30 for 30: Cooley High

Cooley High

Top 50 Songs of Summer 2014

Top 50 songs of summer

RickRoz’s Or Nah (currently the best playlist on the site)

Or Nah

Dante’s Alt Nation Vol. 2

Alt Nation Vol 2

Top 20 Songs of August

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Dante’s Rodeo Rage

Rodeo Rage

The Pulse: Fall 2014 Edition

The Pulse Fall 2014

RickRoz’s Run Through Walls

Run Through Walls

Kliff Kingsbury Fires His D Coordinator For Showing Up On Campus Drunk And/Or High

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Sep 184:00PM EST

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ESPN - Texas Tech fired defensive coordinator Matt Wallerstedt after the coach was suspected of being under the influence of an unknown substance while on campus, sources told ESPN.com on Thursday.

Wallerstedt was sent home from the facility Monday, according to a source.

The Red Raiders surrendered 438 rushing yards in a 49-28 loss to Arkansas last weekend, but the team’s on-the-field performance was not related to Wallerstedt’s dismissal, sources said.

Wallerstedt joined the Texas Tech staff last season, coming over from Texas A&M along with head coach Kliff Kingsbury.

He is expected to be replaced by co-defensive coordinator and linebackers coach Mike Smith, who played for the Red Raiders and graduated from Texas Tech in 2004.

 

 

Hey Wallerstedt…ya done.  Pack your shit.  Grab your bags.  Here’s a bus pass.  Don’t come back.  Seriously what do you think this is dude?  Your own personal rave party?   You think this is some night club where you come all fucked up and stoned and shit and just putz around?   This is a football team full of student-athletes.  This is a group of men with a mindset on winning and only winning.   Just because the head coach looks like a rock star/A list celebrity/male model doesn’t mean he runs his ship like one.    No room for bad influences.  No room for drug or alcohol abusers.  Get that Mickey Mouse bullshit out of here, we’re focused on getting back on track around here, don’t need your drunk ass bringing us down.

 

Oh, and, you blow at coaching defense.  Thanks for giving us the easy excuse.

 

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