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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Shaina from Arkansas
Jul 105:40PM EST



Introducing Shaina from Arkansas.  Woo Pig Sooie baby.

Barstool Beats Top 50 Songs of 2014 (So Far): #11-20
Jul 105:00PM EST


We’re down to the Top 20 of 2014 (so far), and this is where it gets seriously serious.  Every single song here is literally 1 trillion degrees, no exceptions, no questions asked.  As per usual, you’re welcome…

Click here to stream the Beats Top 50 of 2014: #11-20

Get caught up: #21-30 || #31-40 || #41-50

Click here to stream the Beats Top 50 of 2014: #11-20

“Why Didn’t I Go To School In Arizona Again?” – Everyone Looking At Arizona Kappa Alpha Theta
Jul 104:30PM EST









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Want to see your sorority repped on the Stool?  Send Tumblrs and Instagrams to and we’ll feature it some point during the week. 






















































Ashley Benson Topless On The Beach In Maui…They’re Real and They’re Spectacular
Jul 103:50PM EST

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You know her from Spring Breakers and, if you have a girlfriend, Pretty Little Liars.  Now you know her from her magnificent breasts.  Nothing better to take your mind off of Lebron for a little bit…






The Lamest Party Schools In The USA
Jul 103:20PM EST

Tamest Party Schools in Each State




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eCollegeFinder is back with another map series, this time looking at the “Tamest Party Schools in Each State” judged by College Prowler. They rate each school on a scale of one to ten and define the ranking as “Raging party scenes not your game? Then you may want to chill out at these schools”. We’ve rounded up the tamest school in each state to make a map of the Tamest Party Schools in Each State. See which school is tamest in your state!





Little Stoolies are always hitting me up asking me for college advice, and there’s really only two things to say.  1) Go somewhere with warm weather.  2) Don’t go somewhere on this map.  Other than that it’s up to you.   You want somewhere you can have the best time of your life and have the most fun possible for 4 years first.  Then somewhere somewhat good academically second…I guess, if you really care, otherwise you can just scratch that part and go with the fun thing.  Seriously trust me.  I’m a blogger.




Top 10 Tamest Party States:

Virginia – Liberty University – 10/10
California – Biola University – 9.75/10
South Carolina – Bob Jones University – 9.57/10
Alabama – Athens State University – 9.5/10
Pennsylvania – Messiah College – 9.45/10
Indiana – Taylor University – 9.25/10
Oklahoma – Oral Roberts University – 9.22/10
Maryland – The University of Maryland – University College – 9.2/10
Arkansas – Harding University – 9.15/10
Illinois – Wheaton College – 9.15/10

FSU Football Player Jesus Wilson Facing Grand Theft Auto Charges For Stealing A Scooter On Campus
Jul 102:45PM EST

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Tallahassee July 10 - Florida State football player Jesus Wilson stole a motor scooter near the Love Building on Florida State campus last month and crashed it, court documents said.

Wilson, 19, now faces a charge of grand theft of a motor vehicle.

On June 11 at 10:20 a.m., a man said he parked his scooter, valued at $1,000, in front of the Love building along Atomic Way. When he returned, the scooter was gone, said court documents.

On June 17, Tallahassee Police officers stopped Wilson while he was driving the stolen scooter, which was now damaged.

Wilson said he borrowed the scooter from another student but had no contact information for him, court documents said.

On Monday, Wilson emailed investigators saying he took the scooter when he noticed the keys in the ignition. Wilson said he did not plan to keep the scooter as long as he did. He provided no details as to how he planned to return it, court documents said.



Is it just me or does Florida State football have the freaking weirdest problems with the law ever?    Shooting BB guns.  Stealing soda with ketchup cups.  Stealing king crab legs.  Stealing a scooter.  Granted 3 of those things all came from the same person but still.  It’s like FSU football wants to get in trouble like every other program does but do it in new unique ways that guarantee some more internet headlines.   Fuck hard drugs and fighting cops, let’s get into some mischief that you would commonly see from 14 year olds in your local newspaper’s police reports. Which I guess is kind of a good thing?  I mean down to the southeast a little bit you got the linebackers drugging and raping girls in dorms. I think borrowing a scooter for a little early morning joy ride is preferable in comparison.





PS – Nothing to do with the football team but the best FSU arrest in general ever was the bro who hacked the campus Wifi and redirected everybody’s computer to Meatspin.



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Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Tanya from SDSU vs. Julieanna from USF
Jul 102:00PM EST

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Julieanna from USF 



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1 for Tanya…5 for Julieanna


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Charles Barkley Says Johnny Football Is Too Immature For Fame Because He Takes Too Many Selfies
Jul 101:20PM EST

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CBS - Johnny Manziel needs to start avoiding cameras, including the one on the back of his own cell phone. At least’s that the advice from Charles Barkley.

The former NBA player said on Wednesday that Manziel is too immature to handle fame and that the Browns quarterback needs to stop it with the selfies.

“You should never take selfies of yourself doing anything that can be considered stupid,” Barkley told the Bull and Fox Show on WKRK-FM in Cleveland. “And that’s probably the only problem I have with Johnny Manziel. Most of his pictures are selfies, and that tells me he’s just too immature to handle this fame thing right now.”

Barkley also echoed comments made at the NFL rookie symposium by Cris Carter. At that event, Carter let the rookies know that ‘Everybody is TMZ.’ Barkley said he doesn’t let friends take pictures of him and Manziel should do the same.

“I think he has to be careful. Johnny has to understand, everybody has a cell phone,” Barkley said. “You have to be careful when you’re out in public. The only problem I have with Johnny Manziel is him and his friends are always taking pictures… Somebody might get [a picture of me], but it won’t be one of my friends. I don’t allow my friends to take pictures when they’re with me.”




I love Johnny Football and all his on the field and off the field activity in case you hadn’t noticed, but here’s the thing.    When people I like and respect give out opinions I listen.  Charles Barkley is the man, there’s no doubt about that.  Always love hearing what he has to say and love the fact that he always speaks his mind.  So in an extremely rare occurrence I’m going to allow myself to entertain for at least a single fleeting moment that maybe just maybe Johnny Football is being a little immature lately.  I will give Sir Charles that real estate in my brain, he deserves it.  I would then immediately counter myself in my own mind with the fact that he’s 21 fucking years old and is literally on top of the sports world and just signed an $8 million contract to play a game, and if you don’t act a little immature under those circumstances you’re a flat out weird dude.  And also the fact that a compulsive gambler who gets DUIs while looking for a blow job from a hooker after partying all night with Steve Urkel isn’t the most qualified guy to give statements on maturity.  So I’m going a little back and forth.

Best EDM Songs of 2014 (So Far)
Jul 1012:40PM EST


So it’s kind of a little known fact, but I actually have the best EDM taste on earth.

Click here to stream all the Best EDM Songs of 2014 (So Far)


Click here to stream all the Best EDM Songs of 2014 (So Far)

Blonde News Anchor Gets Dick Doodle Pranked Live On Air
Jul 1011:48AM EST

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Ahh the dick doodle prank.  Literally never gets old.  Big triumphant bastard right in live TV’s face.





PS – Carrie Bickmore, when she’s not holding up doodle cocks, she’s dropping C bombs.  Might have to tune in to this shit.