Oregon TE Pharaoh Brown AKA The Biggest Cockface From The Snowball Fight Gets Suspended From The Alamo Bowl For General Douchebaggery
Oregon Live- Oregon starting tight end Pharaoh Brown has been suspended for the Alamo Bowl for his role in a viral video that showed University of Oregon students — including several football players — pelting cars and drivers with snowballs Friday, two university sources said. The suspension was made by coach Mark Helfrich on Sunday after the coach spoke with a driver involved and apologized on behalf of his team, one source said. He also set up a meeting for players and the driver caught on video to meet in person.
A quick update on the Oregon snowball story from earlier today. It turns out that tight end Pharaoh Brown is going to be suspended for the Alamo Bowl vs Texas after the video of him being a raging dickhead went viral today. Sucks to suck, buddy. Maybe you should have left your blue recycling bin at home instead of using it to dump avalanches of snow onto windshields and/or other bros?
I don’t want to blow it out of proportion because I think most of this was meant in good fun and a few people just got carried away with the pack mentality, but when this clown threw the bucket full of snow into the open car door I just lost it. Dude have you ever heard of leather seats? Fucking savage. This why you can’t have nice things these days. Too many assholes out there with no regard for the finer stuff in life. So yes it’s kind of lame that this kid is going to miss the bowl game just because a prank got out of hand but at the same time he definitely should have known better. Pro tip for you man- everyone in America has a cellphone with a camera and is looking for their 15 minutes, so if you’re a high profile athlete and you act like a huge douchebag in public you will absolutely get sold down the river so fast your head will spin. Next time just find one of the 3 trillion smokes in Eugene and try to get some dome in an Igloo like a god damn adult.
However upon further review it seems that Pharaoh is a Cleveland fan based on his hat, so maybe that’s punishment enough already?
Sidenote- Easily worst explanation for why you’re not playing in a bowl game ever. Hey man what happened, you take some extra benefits? Accept a chunk of cash from a booster? Sell a game worn jersey? Nah, aggressive snowball fighting on campus brah.