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Jimbo Fisher Getting Heated With Media And Cutting Interview Short For Asking Him About Jameis Winston

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Oct 2110:50AM EST

 

 

 

Poor Jimbo.  Guy probably hasn’t had a good night sleep without nightmares of Jameis Winston’s goofy ass face rattling his brain for the past 2 years.

 

 

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Just visions of court documents and police cars and crab legs bouncing around his head every time he shuts his eyes.

 

 

Well not really poor Jimbo.  There are worse things than being a college football coach and having an extremely talented Heisman winning quarterback who brings you a national championship and an undefeated record.  Sure he’s not complaining when he sees that #1 ranking and more importantly that contract $$ in his bank account at the end of the day.  But from a day to day headache and constant annoyance standpoint #5 has got to be a fucking handful.  Don’t blame him for getting a little snippy with the media every now and then.

 

 

Utah National Guard Under Investigation For Sneaking Bikini Models Onto Base To Shoot Super Hot Promo Video

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Oct 2110:10AM EST

 

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Breitbart  - The Utah National Guard and the Utah Department of Public Safety are now investigating an incident in which British bikini models sneaked into Camp Williams, a Utah National Guard site, and took pictures for a Hot Shots Calendar while they appeared in tanks and fired machine guns.

The video of the five-minute long “behind the scenes” version of the June excursion was released on YouTube on Thursday. The scantily clad girls are shown shooting rifles and machine guns, showing of themselves in bunkers, hanging out in bunkers, riding in tanks, and cavorting in off-road military vehicles.

The Salt Lake Tribune reported that the Utah National Guard investigation discovered that a non-commissioned officer with the 19th Special Forces Group permitted the models to enter the training site without authorization. One Utah National Guard spokesperson stated, “He should have moved it up the chain of command.”

 

 

Know who didn’t care about the Utah National Guard before this video?  Everyone.  Everyone on Earth.  Know who immediately took notice and had instant respect for the Utah National Guard and started to take notice of the amazing work they’re doing after the release of this video?  Every straight heterosexual man with a Youtube account on the planet.  Pretty sure the PR worked.  So maybe lay off the guys a little bit?   Boobs, guns, tanks and butts.  That’s literally America.*

 

 

 

*Except for the girls being British.  But, I’d argue that British bikini models with huge boobs are pretty much honorary American citizens at this point so we’re all good.  Revolution was like 230 years ago, let’s all get over it.

 

 

 

 

 

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Texas Bros Lose Game of Beer Pong…Open Fire On House Party

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Oct 219:30AM EST

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TSGAfter getting vanquished in a beer pong match, a group of sore losers opened fire early yesterday at a Texas house party, wounding a female reveler, police report.

The 1:20 AM shooting Sunday took place at a residence in Ames, a city 45 miles from Houston.

According to the Liberty County Sherriff’s Office, investigators are searching for two men who allegedly shot up the party after losing at the beer pong table. Deputies identified the suspects as Decoris “Red” Rucker, 24, and Chris “Crazy Chris” Hackett.

Rucker and Hackett were among a group of five men who became upset after losing a backyard beer pong game. The men, witnesses said, ran from the home while firing wildly at partygoers. An 18-year-old woman was shot in the thigh during the gunfire.

Rucker, Hackett, and the other men fled in a 2006 Buick. Seen at left, Rucker, a convicted felon, has a lengthy rap sheet that includes burglary, assault, weapons, and drug arrests. In April, he was busted on several felony narcotics counts.

 

 

This is why you never play beer pong against a guy named “Crazy Chris.”  Just has loose cannon written all over him.  I mean playing beer pong at a party with the usual cast of characters and beer pong hardos that you’ll encounter is bad enough.  The guys who will debate you for 20 minutes before the game even starts about how it’s technically beirut that you’re playing, not beer pong.  Guys who will spend the whole time making snarky comments about how they think you’re leaning and saying “is there even any beer in that cup?” every single time one of his shots rims out.  Who will snap over the top of the cup before every shot to distract you and do an entire free throw routine before each shot like he’s at the line shooting 2 to decide the NBA finals.   Plenty of annoyances like that you have to deal with at a normal house party without worrying about Crazy Chris and his felon friend Red Rucker losing the game and immediately spraying the living room down with gunfire.

Honestly at this point it just might be a good idea to avoid beer pong altogether at social functions?  Yeah it sucks losing in OT after they hit a rebuttal with a list a mile long so you’re never going to sniff the table again and have to sulk on the couch with a solo cup 1/4 full of warm beer full of ping pong ball bacteria.  But, not as bad as pulling out a win and taking a bullet to the gut.  So think about it.

 

 

PS – One of the first things we ever did with Barstool New York was have me, KFC and Jenna Marbles go to AC to play in the World Series of Beer Pong.  I’d say 85-90% of the crowd there has at some point fired a weapon at someone over a beer pong dispute.  Thought it was just gonna be a big bro fest with everyone partying and drinking and having a good time.  Instead there were like dudes in headbands analyzing cell phone footage of other teams setting up scouting reports designing strategy based on the direction of the AC blowing in the room.  Long story short we were kicked out 20 minutes in.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Kennedy from Arizona State

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Oct 219:00AM EST

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Introducing Kennedy from ASU.  Love ASU girls so much.

 

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Dillon Francis – Love In The Middle of a Firefight (ft. Brendon Urie)

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Oct 208:30PM EST

Dillon Francis pop songs are so $$$$$$.  Check out the latest and last single off his album before its full release next Tuesday, a catchy mover featuring Brendon Urie of Panic At The Disco.  Not confirmed, but possibly my favorite DFrance song ever, and I was all kinds of in love with “Without You” and “When We Were Young.”

Click to stream Money Sucks, Friends Rule before its October 28th release

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Sibahn from Kennesaw State

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Oct 205:30PM EST

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Introducing Sibahn from Kennesaw State.  Mondays suck, Monday smokes certainly don’t.

 

 

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On Friday We Are Blacking Out In Hartford And Worcester And Its Going To Be WILD

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Oct 205:10PM EST

 

This Friday we are blacking the fuck out in Worcester at the Palladium and then onto Hartford at the Webster Theatre the next day, Saturday the 25th. All smokes get in free and there will be a TON of them there. Tickets are about to sell out so get them while you still can!
Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

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Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

Drunk Ole Miss Bro Sneaks Into UT Locker Room, Asks QB Justin Worley Slurred Question

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Oct 204:45PM EST

 

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How much better would sports postgame be if it was just hammered drunk rival fans asking the questions?   Answer – a million times better.  And that goes quadruple for the SEC.  Just some good old boys 3 bottles of cheap whiskey deep asking the hard hitting stuff after a long game.   Need to see it.

Calvin Harris – Outside (ft. Ellie Goulding)

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Oct 204:30PM EST

Last time Calvin Harris and Ellie Goulding hooked up, they graced us with one of the best EDM songs of 2013 in “I Need Your Love,” and somehow I think they just outdid that.  Legitimate 15 on a scale of 1-10.

If you missed Sir Calvin’s last single check out “Blame” now, and look out for the king of dance music’s new album dropping next month.  In case you forgot, last time Harris put out one of those, it set the record for most #1 singles of all time…

Best Of The Viceroys Week 7

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Oct 204:10PM EST

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Also If you want to contribute as a Barstool viceroy email Paul@barstoolsports.com. We are looking for people at every school