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Coach Cal Has No Idea When His Daughter’s Birthday Is

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Nov 2211:18AM EST

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Too funny.  Guarantee you Cal knows every single recruit’s birthday, shoe size, clothing size and hooker preference.   Sorry Megan, maybe be 18 years old and have a 40 inch vertical next time if you want dad to remember your birthday.

GameDay Signs Live From Cambridge

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Nov 229:07AM EST

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Nerd signs are the best signs.

 

Live blog is now live. See a good sign?  Send it to @kmarkobarstool

Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Amber from ASU

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Nov 215:15PM EST

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Introducing Amber from ASU.  Have a good one!

 

 

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GoPro of a ParaCommando Parachuting Into 100,000 Person Crowd at Alabama Football Game Takes You Into The Weekend

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Nov 215:00PM EST

 

 

Roll damn Tide.  And with a home game against West Carolina this weekend, pretty sure they will by 50.

Utah/Arizona, Notre Dame/Louisville, BC/FSU, Baylor/OK State and USC/UCLA highlight the Saturday slate.  Oh and Harvard/Yale I guess if that’s your thing.  See everybody out there.

Barstool Viceroy #SmokeShowOfTheDay Is Live. Vote Now!

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Nov 214:40PM EST

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“Girl with the most RTs at Midnight tonight wins $100. RT your favorite girl to help her out.

Also If you want to contribute as a Barstool viceroy email Paul@barstoolsports.com. We are looking for people at every school

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Barstool Smokeshows Read Nice Comments: Volume 2

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Encore of the Barstool Smokeshows Read Nice Comments: Volume 2, on a video player that actually works as an added bonus for our readers.

 

 Lyna from FAU 

 

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Gracie

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Christina from Windsor 

 

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Kindly from Kentucky 

 

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Felicia from Eastern Washington 

 

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Gabby from UNC-Wilmington

 

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Best New Music Of The Week

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Nov 213:45PM EST

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Avicii and Wyclef, Elephante, Beyonce, Pusha T, Rick Ross, and Knife Party all come through with hits during the best week of new music we’ve had in a dog’s age.

Click to stream and download the best new music of the week

Girlfriend Snoops On Guy’s Phone, Guy Tries To Prank Her In Response And Whoops Here Come Her Stabby Scissors

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I’ve long thought the YouTube prank video game would get someone killed* and this is one step closer to its final resting place. My natural inclination with these videos is that they’re all fake and stupid but if this video and its followup aren’t real, the chick in the video might be the Meryl Streep of whatever Ikea-filled European country they’re based out of. The storming back and forth to pack a bag, the flustered way she figured out “Scissors! Perfect for stabbing humans and electronics!”, this guy with his evil Eastern European “So ve are going to PRANK her” with an absolutely perfect face to match:

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…they all absolutely result in me as a 9-year-old wanting to keep believing Santa’s real but I just NEED to believe this happened.

 

Plus if a sidepiece is taking cocky photos on the dude you’re banging’s phone while he’s asleep, isn’t this EXACTLY the face she’d have to make to drive you into a stabby rage?

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It’s all just so perfect. Fake and gay, Jmac’d, how did the camera film her as she actually checked the phone, whatever man, me and scissors chick think it’s real and we’re going to go stabbing the shit out of everyone’s LCD TVs until you all recognize and appreciate the gravity of Sweatpants McVampire’s pranks and how they’re tearing us all apart.

 

 

*Yes we all know it’s going to be one of the hood pranks that gets someone killed, no need to point out the obvious.

 

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Annie from ASU vs. Sophia from Chapman

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Nov 212:15PM EST

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Annie from ASU

 

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Sophia from Chapman

 

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NC State’s BeeJay Anya Has 10 Blocks In 25 Minutes…Including 4 On One Possession (Also Has Awesome Name)

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Nov 211:40PM EST

 

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I think coaching a D1 basketball team is a really tough job but in this case I think I could handle it.  Ummm hey guys.  Stop driving the lane on BeeJay ok?  That’d be great.  He’s #21.  Yup that one, the one that keeps sending your shit into the 16th row every time you shoot it.  Ballboy is still trying to track down the last one.  Let’s try a pull up jumper maybe?  How’s that sound?  Ready break.