Walking is for pussies. Not even sure this bro knows how to walk to be honest. Just full sprint full speed ahead everywhere he goes. Don’t think the coaches don’t notice effort like that either. Couple of wide receivers or special teams gunners go down with torn ACLs, who you think is getting the call up?
Red Lightning and Blue Thunder better watch their shit.
PS – Feel like a whole new generation of kids are going to grow up aspiring to be super intense waterboys instead of the actual athletes playing the game. Combination of reading the blogs and the fact there’s a lot smaller chance you’ll end with CTE and wearing a diaper at age 50 being the dude who shoots Gatorade bottles between the bars of a facemask.