After serving up the ultimate hotness in “Long Time,” Bronson’s back, tripping out and getting on his SAMCRO grind in the new video for “Easy Rider.”
August 18, 2014 - August 24, 2014
Neil Everett Takes A Dump On ESPN’s Chest During Sportscenter For Covering Johnny Manziel And Braxton Miller More Than The Death Of Jason Bitsko
Wonder how long the suspension will be? 4 years? Conservative estimate. All I know is if Bill Simmons gets week suspensions for bad mouthing the network, I’m pretty sure one of the handful of rotating anchors doing it gets black bagged and shipped to Mexico City to do ESPN Deportes on the Ocho for the rest of their career. Either way, takes a big set of balls to pull something like this considering the iron fisted regime he works for. I mean you can literally feel the venom behind that “Buckeyes.” Neil has had it up to fucking here with Johnny Clipboard coverage.
RIP Jason Bitsko.
PS – I’m the first one to take shots at ESPN when it’s warranted but I don’t think covering one of the best college football teams in the country losing their starting quarterback for the year a week before the season starts is that out of line.
(video via Cork Gaines)
Two Drunk Chicks Get In A Barnburner Of A Fight That Ends With Both Falling Absurdly On The Train Tracks
Now THAT is what I call a catfight. If you’re not Ronda Rousey or you’re not willing to get all sexy and tear off clothes and flip hair like those old Miller Lite commercials, you better be tumbling to the floor incompetently as if the entire train platform were covered in banana peels.
Not only did this girl kick the other onto the train tracks like Leonidas declaring what Sparta’s all about, you have to love how she threw a little dance move in there to taunt and celebrate. The “play on my team any day” trope is a little played out but if we can work on her not falling onto the train tracks Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man style I’m willing to give her a crack at the roster. Showed a whole lot of moxie here.
How’s your family? Good? Good looking group? Getting together at some point to snap a nice photo for your holiday cards? Yeah, might want to rethink that. Probably not even worth it after feasting your eyes on this Roll Tide family masterpiece. Don’t care how photogenic you are or how much you pay a professional photographer, you simply aren’t getting results like this crew.
PS – Odds that baby’s name is Saban?
The Dougie? Did he teach them how to Tebow next? Maybe throw down a sick plank at the entrance to the stadium then film a Cinnamon Challenge? Come on Mizzou, keep up with the trends. Just saying if we get an Instagram video 2 seasons from now of you guys doing the Ice Bucket Challenge I won’t be surprised at this point.
Not only that but we’ve already had a coach demonstrate exactly how the Dougie is done.
You really want to go head to head with Kliff dude?
Miami Linebacker Denzel “The President” Perryman Puts A Jadeveon Clowney Hit On His Own Running Back During Scrimmage
Why do I get the feeling Perryman and this running back Gus Edwards don’t really get along in the locker room?
Oh is it because Denzel fucking hit sticks the fuck out of him every time he steps on the field?
Every scrimmage is basically a decapitation waiting to happen with this guy. With teammates like The President Perryman who needs enemies, am I right Gus?
ORLANDO, Fla. — UCF’s season opener in Ireland next week against Penn State may be in peril because of a possible volcanic eruption in Iceland.
Iceland’s Civil Protection Department said Wednesday that about 500 people were evacuated from the highlands part of the Vatnajokull glacier. The action was taken as a precaution following thousands of small earthquakes recently near Bardarbunga, a sub-glacial stratovolcano under the glacier.
UCF departs for Ireland Aug. 26 for its Aug. 30 game. Athletics spokesman Andy Seeley said school officials are monitoring the situation.
Iceland is separated from Ireland by the Atlantic Ocean and about 900 miles, but a volcanic eruption in Iceland could produce volcanic ash and potentially affect flights to Europe. More than 100,000 flights were cancelled following the 2010 eruption of the Eyjafjallajokul volcano.
Just your classic setback to a college football season opener, see something like this happen every year. Problems with the turf, leaks in the roof, a nearby volcano about to erupt and shower you with liquid hot magma. You hope it doesn’t happen to you but it always seems to.
Man Penn State really just cannot get out of this bad luck slump. Think James Franklin saw this coming when he took the job? Knew he had an uphill battle with the recent PSU reputation and the sanctions. Not sure he knew flying to Ireland for a game against a team from Florida and getting Pompeii’ed by a nearby stratovolcano was part of the deal though.
PS – Live look-in at fans trying to leave the stadium next week -
PPS – Not sure if people have seen this but Penn State currently has the best hype video on the market:
House legend Dirty South throws down some deep tropical vibes on his latest single, another smash in a long line of smashes for the Serbian and Australian DJ/producer. And if you’re wondering where you know the name Sam Martin from, he’s the dude from that massive Guetta heater from earlier in the summer.
Feel like Roy McAvoy with these Draftkings Golf challenges. Get excited for it every week, flame out and fail to place in the money, demand another ball to keep trying. Think I really got it this time for the Barclays. Team looks airtight. No loose ends failing to miss the cut and ruin my whole score. Let’s do this.
- Fantasy PGA $40,000 Fairway Contest
- $40,000 Prize Pool, $7,000 to first place
- 1680 total entries, top 340 paid out
- Pick 6 PGA Golfers from The Barclays and stay under the $50k salary cap to win a share of the $40,000