Barstool U - By the C - Student, for the C - Student.

The hottest rapper on earth picks up a remix from the hottest producer in music.  Cue the butthurt “pure rap” fans though…

Yahoo – Heisman Trophy campaigns by schools don’t make sense, or at least they shouldn’t.  Voters shouldn’t be swayed by football cards or billboards or other kooky items (Kansas State sent out band-aids to pump up Collin Klein’s candidacy last year). They should be swayed by watching players, analyzing numbers and making correct decisions on who to vote for. Anyone who needs a promotional item mailed to them to know who to vote for the Heisman Trophy shouldn’t have a ballot. But, the campaigns for individuals roll on anyway.  Just not at Louisville this year.  Cardinals quarterback Teddy Bridgewater, who is one of the best players in college football, told Louisville he does not want a Heisman campaign, according to WDRB.com.

The report from WDRB said the reason Bridgewater asked Louisville to skip any Heisman campaign is he wants any promotion to focus on the team as a whole, not him. Bridgewater had said earlier this offseason he didn’t mind a Heisman campaign, but thought better of it and told the coaches he didn’t want one.  ”He wanted it to be about team and if we won as a team individual recognition would come anyway,” Louisville sports information director Rocco Gasparro said to WDRB. “It says a lot about the character of Teddy, I think, and how much his team means to him.”

Genius move by Teddy Bridgewater.   Tell someone “privately” that you don’t want to have a Heisman campaign because you want to focus on the team as a whole and not individual accolades.  Have that person tell everyone in a 100 mile radius with a microphone or lap top.  Let it leak out and boom, there’s your Heisman campaign right there.  The guy who just wants to win and doesn’t need to send out cards or billboards or band-aids.  Brilliant.  Not mad at it one bit either.  Judging from that Sugar Bowl performance dude is right at the top of the list anyway. Florida knows what I’m talking about.   Just a nice little added touch to be the humble team-first guy who doesn’t give a shit about the Heisman but totally gives a shit about the Heisman.

Seriously? Undefeated OSU? Who’s returning their QB? ESPN goes through the trouble of firing hundreds of people and nobody thought it might be a good idea to get rid of the jaded lunatic? I get why they keep Skip Bayless around. He generates ratings. He’s a big contrarian who can fabricate a news story via dissenting opinion at the drop of a hat. I get why they keep Dr. Lou around too. People like nostalgia and that really weird lisp and a guy who could drop dead literally ANY second for some reason. Sure he’s old, but you can’t smell through a TV and he’s probably gonna kick the bucket soon anyway. Mark May is a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, pickled in a paradox. Baffles me how anybody takes this guy seriously. Really hope he’s a troll. Otherwise I hope ESPN’s HMO covers trips to the funny farm.

Beth from Tampa

Kimmy from Pitt

1 for Beth..5 for Kimmy

(314 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)

 Loading ...

Photobombing is so 2011.  The team choreographed backstroke swim and medieval jousting match is the new hotness courtesy of Cincinnati baseball.

Kendrick Lamar, Ab Soul, Schoolboy Q, and Jay Rock quadruple-team Rocko’s infamous “U.O.E.N.O.”

@NFL_RealUpdates

Some people wait for a loved one to die to get a tattoo honoring them.  Others just go with an armed robber, kidnapper, and double murderer who scored a lot of touchdowns for the Buffalo Bills.     Good shit.

(15 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

 Loading ...

News 12- Officials say a student has been charged with running a serious drug operation out of her dorm at Stony Brook University. Lola Tan, 22, of Elmhurst, is accused of having a long list of drugs in her possession, including mushrooms, marijuana and Ecstasy. Authorities say $36,000 in cash was also taken from her Lauterbur Hall dorm room. Tan is a senior who is working on a double major in psychology and economics. She was arraigned in Central Islip yesterday and is due back in court May 24.

Normally I’d mention something about how this does not look one bit like the face of a drug dealer who was caught with a bunch of illegal shit and $36,000 in cash because it’s a 22 year old Asian girl living in a Stony Brook dorm. But I’m not going to do that because it would be racist and insensitive. Plus the only explanation for this is that she’s a low ranking member of the Triad/Yakuza/Viet Cong and the last thing I need is to tied up with them.

“I’m the man who has the ball; I’m the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So, that is why I’m better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone.”  -Scott Sitz

PS – Guy is a Stoolie right?  Def a huge stoolie.  You don’t look like a spitting image of Kenny Powers for a college baseball team and not fuck with the Stool.

Feast your eyes on the best friend ever

UK — A teenager was arrested by police and hauled before magistrates after giving away a friend’s virtual savings on a fantasy internet game. Keiron Belmont, 19, logged into a friend’s profile on the popular online game RuneScape and gave away her stash of virtual money following an argument. Gamer Helen Jenkins – who had spent six years saving up ‘credits’ in the medieval role-playing world – then decided to called in police. And despite the money having no value in the real world, Belmont was charged and hauled before the courts.

Prosecutor Anwen Evans told Swansea Magistrates Court: ‘He accessed her computer and logged on to the role playing fantasy game RuneScape. ‘He traded away all the credits built-up over the past six years.’ Belmont, of Swansea, admitted an offence under the Computer Misuse Act 1990 of gaining unauthorised access to a computer and making unauthorised modifications to computer material. He was given an eight-month [probation] and was ordered to pay £16 compensation by Swansea magistrates.

People still play Runescape? That game’s been around for like 10 years right? It was some super shitty, free role playing game that had worse graphics than the original GameBoy. I remember because I played it for like a day when I was 13. Pretty sure the last time I played Runescape was when I was waiting for some 6 minute porn clip to download from KaZaA. There was some ad for a game in a popup so I clicked it and downloaded it.

I know what you’re thinking. Clicking shit in KaZaA is 1000% virus city. Well normally you’d be right, but this time you’re WRONG. It was just 100 pixels of extremely boring nerdiness. My character, a dashing young knight by the name of HalfBaked210, didn’t even make it past level 7 before my Jenna Jameson locker room scene finished downloading. So guess what bro? Your friend did you a favor giving away all your internet gold. Go try to put your penis on, in, or around women like a normal 19 year old buddy. Your shackles are broken. Fly free.