This one is going to get pulled down fast so watch it while it’s hot. The new trailer for the JJ Abrams helmed Star Wars sequel/reboot, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, is playing in only nine theatres today. But thankfully some intrepid nerd already did the world a solid and leaked the trailer online. Terrified black storm troopers! Light sabers that look like crosses and probably have more loose religious metaphors attached to them! Lots of “pew pew pew” noises and the Millennium Falcon!
Has to be a better way to spend your Black Friday morning than fighting with a fat lady over Big Hugs Elmo. The new Star Wars comes out December 18, 2015.
UPDATE: Comments below are right, real version is out now and in the blog.