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Barstool Viceroy #SmokeShowOfTheDay Contest Is Live! Vote Now!
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Barstool U Friday Smokeshow – Kayla from USF
Aug 15:15PM EST



Introducing Kayla from South Florida.  Have a good one!

Best New Music Of The Week
Aug 14:45PM EST

Best Of The Week Beats

Macklemore, Elephante, G-Unit, Kygo, Big K.R.I.T., and some more standouts brought the heat this week.  Hopefully things keep getting hotter as fall tour season rolls around.

Click here to stream the best new music of the week

Click here to stream the best new music of the week

The Barstool U Week In Smokeshows
Aug 14:15PM EST

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With so many sites posting so many smokes all at the same time every day it might be kind of easy to let some get lost in the mix.  So what better time than a Friday afternoon to recap the week in Barstool U’s smoke machine?  2 smokes a day, every day.  Here are the 9 so far from this week to be followed up with the Friday afternoon smokeshow in a little bit.   Enjoy.



Monday AM: Taylor from Iowa


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Monday PM: Kylee from MSU


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Tuesday AM: Danielle from ASU



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Tuesday PM: Mikayla from SDSU


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Wednesday AM: Jordan from Indiana


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Wednesday PM: Bailey from Michigan


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Thursday AM: Alexa from USC


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Thursday PM: Rachael from Cal Lutheran


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Friday AM:  Sam from SMU


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Auburn Gamma Phi Beta Rings In The Last Month Of Summer With Plenty Of Bikinis
Aug 13:45PM EST









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Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Heather from UCF vs. Emily from ECU
Aug 13:15PM EST

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Heather from UCF


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Ryan Gosling Cries Like A Bitch After Sex With Random Hot Chicks
Aug 12:30PM EST



Star Magazine via Celebitchy – Ryan Gosling brought movie fans to tears in The Notebook. But on one date, it was Ryan who turned on the waterworks.

“He was the best lover I’ve ever had,” recalls a curvy blonde, who shared a night of passion with Ryan after meeting him at a nightclub. But once the lovemaking was over, things took a turn.

“I thought I heard him sniffling,” she says. “Then I realized he had tears gushing down his face. I asked if he was all right, and he said he gets emotional sometimes.”




Ryan Gosling’s one of those dudes I want to hate but don’t. He doesn’t strike me as a chill kind of bro like Bradley Cooper does but his movies are perfectly fine and he seems fairly level-headed for a guy women obsess over. Chicks like him because he seems emotional, hence that whole “Hey Girl” meme his face was plastered all over or the reaction to how he’d have an unplanned child with Eva Mendes because he wants to be the father his dad never was. But crying after sex with anyone strikes me as creepy as all hell, even for the most die-hard Notebook fan who’d sell off a first born to get a ride on the Gosling Express. I don’t care if the girl is the love of your life, a random slob, or if you found out your entire family drove down a cliff right before you popped off, my general rule of thumb is you’ve got to keep those tears bottled safely away where they belong and save your cries until the fat girl steals all of your cold cuts and bulldozes her way on out of there.



That said, every actor’s got a bit of a sissy boy streak so it comes with the territory. And I speak from personal experience. It may come as a surprise given all of the cool Internet bravado permeating off my every blog and tweet but I once had the faintest dreams of being an actor when I went to USC. It was a different time; Nickelback was the most popular band in America, people wore visors, no one hated George W. Bush yet, just lots of weird stuff. And, unfortunately, as a theatre minor at a pre-professional school, that meant getting headshots as a course requirement. As far as I know, this photo has never been posted online but it’s a Friday afternoon and, because I feel like Ryan Gosling needs my support now more than ever, I’m going to share this side of myself with you guys.




See the thing average Joes don’t get about guys like Gosling and me is that, yes, the exterior is sometimes gruff and clad in very early-2000s leather jackets, boy band flow, and left ear piercings. But beneath the stone-cold outside is a different beast, one whose soulful eyes reveal a man of complexity. Emotion. Sometimes it’s crying after sex with a rando, sometimes it’s being overcome with emotion while the romantic subplot of Little Nicky unfurls because you just broke up with the girl you lost your virginity to sophomore year of high school. It’s called depth. And if Gosling wants to dump equal amounts of tears and semen out after banging some club chick, so be it. We’re but flesh and blood and beating hearts clinging to every moment of humanity. We’re alive, alive in a way most can only dream of. Me and you, RyGo. Ride and cry or die.


(h/t @MentalityMag)

College Grad Starts Kickstarter To Draw The World’s Biggest Dick
Aug 12:00PM EST

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I just graduated college and I have no job. Let’s bring it back to the goals of my youth. I want to make the world’s biggest dick drawing. With your help, I will be able to create a wonderful (and long) drawing of the male anatomy. This is both a personal project rooted in my childhood dreams, as well as a collaborate project to spread awareness and understanding of our bodies.


The pledges for this art project will directly dictate the outcome of the dick drawing. Every dollar will add an inch to the drawing. The inches will be accumulated and drawn on high quality paper, then the paper will be spread out to form the dick drawing.


It’s everyone’s dream to see a huge dick drawing. For scientific purposes or otherwise.


Once funding is complete the entire dick drawing project will be documented and hopefully DVDs can be made to thank everyone on video, and so you and your kids can someday watch the history you helped make!




Well this is exactly what happens in a floundering economy with a weak job market where a college diploma is becoming increasingly worthless.  You resort to doing online fundraisers to draw massive dicks with a Sharpie.  #ThanksObama.


Can’t even blame this guy for apparently losing his mind a little bit post college.  Hitting the real world is harsh.  Just spent 4 years in a fantasy dream world and now you’re out on your own with like…responsibilities and shit.  Have to actually pay for stuff and whatnot. Not everyone is built to handle it.  Some people break.  Some people move home with their parents.  Some people draw cocks.   Seen it a thousand times.   Dick thing isn’t even that weird, something like 8 percent of people do it.  Just kinda…sit around all day…and draw pictures of dicks.  Can’t touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.  Like you’re possessed by some sort of dick devil.




Bo Pelini Personally Unveils The New Nebraska “Red Rising” Uniforms
Aug 11:30PM EST

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Nebraska  - University of Nebraska head football coach Bo Pelini took the college football uniform unveiling to a new level on Friday morning. The Nebraska head man recently said the Cornhuskers would have a new “Red Rising” alternate uniform this season, and he made that official on Friday as he was the one who unveiled and modeled Nebraska’s new duds. Pelini did so at a team meeting, as he dressed in full uniform to give his squad the first look at the all-red ensemble.




Bo Pelini…so hot right now.  Feel like we’re talking about the guy every week.  Used to be just the crazy guy on the sidelines screaming at players and throwing his hat at the refs and getting caught on tape saying fuck the fans. Now he’s a viral sensation.   Incredible rebranding effort that he’s going on.  Hey if you can’t recruit like Saban or get the wins on the field like the other big dogs, got to have something else to get potential players’ attention.  Internet jokester is a good start.




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Lemaitre – All I Need (ft. Chuck Inglish)
Aug 112:45PM EST

Detroit hip-hop meets Norwegian electropop on the latest from Lemaitre’s otherworldly electropop EP Singularity.  The electronic rockers build the type of fun, futuristic dance track that we’ve come to love them for and recruit the Cool Kids chieftain to lay down some hilarious bars to bring it home.

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