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New EDM From Borgeous and KSHMR

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Jan 269:00PM EST

Check out a couple new progressive house bangers from Borgeous and KSHMR to start your week right.  Borgeous goes the more melodic route on his latest single, the ethereal “They Don’t Know Us,” while KSHMR keeps the banger train rolling, following up chart topper “Karate” with the gigantic “Dead Mans Hand.”

Need more EDM?  Check out The Drop on Barstool Beats.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Adriana from Kansas

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Jan 265:30PM EST

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Introducing Adriana from Kansas.  Rock chalk motherf*ckers.

 

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Mia Khalifa Blows Up Drake’s Spot For Creeping On Her Instagram With A Half Naked Picture

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Jan 265:00PM EST

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CBS - Mia Khalifa, Pornhub’s No. 1 rated porn star, joined The Page Q Sports Show on WQAM Sunday night to talk about everything from her relatively new career as a porn star, to her bizarre hatred of cats, to the type of people who try to slide into those private messages on social media. Like, say, super famous rapper, Drake, for instance…

Wait, what?

Mia was asked about which famous people have tried contacting her since she became famous. After appearing a little reluctant to divulge the information, she loosened up:

Host: How ’bout this. Give me a name it rhymes with.

Mia: Oh my god. Ummm. It rhymes with…”rake.”

And did Rake follow her on Twitter and creep through direct message all smooth, like most famous people? Of course not. He actually sent her a half-naked picture on Instagram, like a horny teenager. Because, of course Rake would do that.

She liked it, though, right?

“It was so cringeworthy. The whole thing was cringeworthy.”

 

 

Listen I love giving Drake a hard time as much as anyone but come on, blowing up his spot like this just for trying to pay you a compliment is pretty bush league.  Is there no code of conduct with the online pickup games anymore?  Are we all savages now?  I mean what if all of us had our texts and Snapchats and Tinder messages and private Instagrams exposed to the world?  What if we had to hear those being read on a live radio feed?   It would be madness.  Complete chaos.  So as much as I like seeing Drake squirm I gotta get his back here simply because I’m totally against the precedent this sets.  If sending half naked pics to the chick you’re thirsty for is wrong then I’m simply out of touch with the game.

 

 

This Guy Taking Artsy Booze Photos In The Blizzard Is Going To Be Swimming In Snow Day Bitches

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Jan 264:30PM EST

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LOVE the hustle from this guy. What do women love more than anything when planning for a potential snow day adventure? Access to booze, a decent looking dude, and the opportunity to snag some Instagram likes. Now I can’t see this dude’s face but he’s definitely got some big time check marks on options 1 and 3. Not to mention the fact that he’s doing different angles and lighting to get the perfect shot, total artsy hipster vibe chicks dig making a mistake on once or twice. Hate if you must but his priorities are 100% in order. Truly Mr. Plow for our generation:

 

 

 

None of the pussy for this dude though:

 

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Craigslist casual encounters? Unless you’re trying to spend your snow day being sodomized by a 45-year-old dude who accidentally clicked the wrong section to post a listing for his semen-stained microfiber couch you’re barking up the wrong tree, bro.

Phoebe Ryan – Ignition/Do You… (R.Kelly/Miguel Cover)

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Jan 263:50PM EST

Phoebe Ryan transforms two R&B heaters into an electro pop jam for the books in her new cover of R.Kelly’s “Ignition” and Miguel’s “Do You.”

For more mashup’s check out today’s mashup monday it’s a solid 12/10

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Bailey from Michigan vs. Taylor from USM

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Jan 263:10PM EST

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Bailey from Michigan

 

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Taylor from USM

 

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1 for Bailey…5 for Taylor

 

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Raise Your Hand If You Had Wagner College vs. Central Connecticut State as the Hoops Game of the Weekend

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Jan 262:40PM EST

 

 

 

CCSU stand up!

Listen Kentucky may have been playing a conference game, Coach K may have been racking up his 1000th win.  But for my money you can’t beat a couple of no name teams playing in a shitty dimly lit gym with some super excited announcer going out of his mind crazy over a bananas ending.  That’s what college hoops is all about.

 

 

 

 

Ok Dez Wells saving Maryland in a game between two teams you’ve actually heard of was pretty good too, but like, come on, it’s Northwestern…

 

 

Rihanna (ft. Kanye West and Paul McCartney) – Four Five Seconds

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Jan 262:00PM EST

 

 

RiRi’s been quiet for a minute, nothing a little Paul McCartney/Kanye West feature can’t fix though.  It’s kind of a weird song, a slow jam about wildin’ out, but I’ll give it a 7.6.

Need more music for your Monday?  Check out the Beats Popular section, totally dominated by Lil Wayne mixtape tracks atm.

 

UCF Just Flipped College Football On Its Head…Putting A 10,000 Square Foot Beach Club At The 30 Yard Line Of Their Stadium

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Jan 261:30PM EST

 

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Coastal Carolina asked the question this weekend, can anyone top the Smoke Patrol alert sent out from our teal field?

 

 

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Annnnddd UCF answered with an absolute facial.  We’re talking money shot straight into the eyeballs and the way back through the corneas.  10,000 square foot beach club at the 30 yard line.  Check and mate.

 

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Five-Star Recruit Soso Jamabo Announces He’s Between University of Phoenix Online and ITT Tech

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3 things.  One, that was really funny.  Two, that was pretty offensive to the students of University of Phoenix Online and ITT Tech IMO who are just trying to build an education for the future.  Three, that is by far the best name in football.  Soso Jamabo.  You can’t not be a 5-star recruit with a name like that.

 

 

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(I see you Gerry Hamilton you PornHub watching dog)