August 25, 2014 - August 31, 2014
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See everybody Tuesday! And of course some CFB updates throughout the weekend. Got a smokeshow coming up in a bit as well as the Barstool U Week In Smokeshows later this afternoon. Have a good one.
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You’ve Failed Labor Day Weekend Unless You’re Intensely Fingering A Chick In McDonald’s Like This Guy
Seems like someone satisfied his Big Mac Attack without even ordering the burger, way more than a quarter pound of meat in those buns for sure. I love the guy’s static death glare head game, too. He looks like a total nerd and must be horrified that this video is out there but I’ve got nothing but respect for the way DJ Diddles is working his craft. She’s a big girl so he might be mistaking some thigh stretch marks for the vagine but damned if he isn’t still fluttering away for her satisfaction. Game recognize game, kid, go big or go home.
1,000,000 to 1 odds she got as much joy out of that as she did the McDonald’s, though. Not even saying that just because she’s pleasingly plump — well, maybe a little, check out how she got the super sized meal based on how big the cup is — but just because there’s nothing on Earth better than 3 a.m. drunken McDonald’s. You give me the choice between going home to bang out Scarlett Johansson or go get some McSnack Wraps and a McFlurry and some fries…I’m choosing Scarlett because I’m not a fat fucking idiot. But it’s close.
(via Mentality Mag)
TSN – Former Michigan standout Mitch McGary weighed in on the marijuana suspension that pushed him to end his college basketball career early.
Now with the Oklahoma City Thunder after being selected with the 21st pick in the 2014 NBA Draft, McGary told VICE Sports that going through the experience was “good for (him).”
“It was a learning moment. The way I handled it was mature and responsible so I think people actually took my side against the NCAA,” he explained.
He also said he brushed off the people commenting on his social media profiles accusing him of doing drugs.
“You know what? I did. Whatever. So what? I learned from it,” he said, chalking it up to being a college student.
Hey Bo Pelini!
Still can’t believe the NCAA’s idea of handling college kids smoking weed is to ban them for a year and force them to jump to the NBA and leave school before they’re ready. Interesting approach.
PS – Love Mitch with the “that’s what God had in mind” excuse. Maybe, orrr you just smoked weed with your friends like a million other kids then got caught during drug testing, either one. But yeah, God’s fault sounds better.
OMAHA – Bo Pelini veered off topic a little Friday morning at the Big Red Breakfast and took a strong stance against marijuana, telling a crowd of about 250 people that it’s a “real problem out there.”
Pelini called it not only an issue in high schools, middle schools and even grade schools, but society in general, saying: “It is out of control.”
“Let’s face it, it’s not OK,” Pelini said. “I think everybody that’s our age, my age, hopefully understands that it’s not OK. It’s not good. It’s not good for you. And these kids do it on a daily basis and a yearly basis … and it’s a real problem out there.
“Fortunately for us it is not (an issue) in our program. But I can tell you around college football and college athletics … serious in college. I guarantee you walk into dorms nowadays and it is a horrible problem.”
Pelini at earlier times Friday was discussing the modern challenges that coaches face and what they see with players, families and backgrounds.
His comments about marijuana followed when he was asked to expound.
“I think it’s something in society we need to get fixed, but unfortunately they get bad information,” he said.
Damnit Bo! What the hell! We were doing so well. Bo Pelini used to be the guy who was known by everybody as the mediocre football coach who kept getting in hot water for screaming at everybody all the time. His biggest hit was getting caught on tape telling fans to fuck themselves. Then, after an entire summer of viral videos and pictures, some funny aloof poses, we carefully cultivated an image of a guy who maybe wasn’t so bad after all. Maybe he was actually pretty chill.
Well you can cancel all that right now. Marijuana is out of control? It’s ruining society? Hey Bo how much of a square are you bro? The answer is total square. Sorry Bo, back to grumpy old dickhole for you.
PS – Yeah “fortunately for you it’s not a problem in your program.” Haha. Be more clueless dude. You have a bunch of college aged kids in the middle of the fucking corn fields of Nebraska. What exactly do you think they’re doing in their free time?