TSG – A college student was arrested last night for jogging while intoxicated, Pennsylvania police report.
James Finan, 21, was spotted “jogging alongside Rte. 378 without any light” around 1:30 Sunday morning, according to a Lower Saucon Township Police Department report. Finan attends nearby DeSales University, where he is a business major.
According to cops, “vehicles were observed to take defensive measures to avoid Finan” as he ran alongside the roadway.
When cops confronted Finan, he reportedly smelled of booze and was unsteady on his feet. A subsequent Breathalyzer registered the collegian’s blood alcohol content at .19, more than twice the legal limit (when you’re behind the wheel).
Holy shit cops, make up your mind. Do you want us to drive drunk or not? I mean all I’ve heard about for the past 10, 20 years is how horrible drunk driving is. Countless ads, campaigns, billboards, commercials over and over and over again. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. They’ll see you before you see them. You drink, you drive, you lose. Constantly assaulting our senses with how fucked we’ll be if we get caught driving drunk. So all that ad money and government money finally pays off and we get the message and stop getting behind the wheel…and this is how you play it? Start going after kids jogging to the bar with a .19 buzz on? Jesus. We can’t drive drunk, bike drunk, golf cart drunk, skateboard drunk, scooter drunk. Now we can’t even fucking run drunk. It’s basically Prohibition all over again.
PS – I’m just assuming he was running to the bar or a friend’s house or something. Nobody is psychopath enough to get hammered then go like fitness jogging right?