I’m an absolute sucker for videos like this. People showing off and embarrassing themselves in the process is just amazing theater, especially when they’re ruining or at least severely damaging prized possessions in the process. What were the requirements for entering this festival of mediocrity, you just had to own a Mustang and maybe seen one of the Fast and the Furious movies or just possessed an overall vague knowledge of Lil Bow Wow albums? My drifting skils may extend only to getting a moderate speed boost in Mario Kart (Bowser erryday, bad boy life don’t know no quit) but I’m pretty sure you could put me in one of these chariots and I’d have at least as good of a showing, though admittedly the bar for success is limbo champion low.
The red Mustang’s terrible drift was great since he lost a chunk of his car and had a random black dude shouting “He too old! He too old!” as his professional analysis of why things went wrong (and obviously I would fully support this man becoming a color commentator to every sporting event and big moment in my life that’s ever going to occur). But I’m partial to the last black Mustang because seriously what the fuck happened here:
Some say this car drifted its way into the ocean. Others say it continues to ride the streets, traveling through the west like David Carradine in Kung Fu, moving from town to town to help locals with their problems before continuing to run from the law — and itself.