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Skrillex – BBC1 Radio Essential Mix

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Jun 1710:08PM EST

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Feitelberg’s dream girl dropped off a 2 hour long live set for BBC1′s Essential Radio on Saturday, and tonight you get the full recording as well as a free download.

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Alanna from Florida State

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Jun 175:30PM EST
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Introducing Alanna from Florida State.  Perfect end to a Monday.  Let’s get those FSU smokes rolling in.  Tips@barstoolu.com, names and Facebook links.

Welsh Bro Lives on a Yacht to Save Money While He Gets His Masters

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Jun 175:00PM EST

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Daily Mail- A student who couldn’t afford to pay rent bought a boat to live on while studying at university – and saved himself £5,600. Physical geography student, Joe Pearce, 23, bought the 42-year-old yacht online for £800, the equivalent of two months’ rent. He lived aboard the 23-foot Falmouth Gypsy class boat in a boatyard for 14 months while studying for his masters at Aberystwyth University. Mr Pearce said: ‘When I was studying for my masters I realised I couldn’t afford to keep living in a flat. I was sharing a flat with my girlfriend, and we would split the £100-a-week rent between us. ‘But when we broke up I would have had to pay around 400 pounds a month by myself. So I then came up with a crazy idea to buy a boat to live on.’ The boat had a 1970 engine and the tallest part of the boat was 5ft and Mr Pearce found it difficult to move around as he’s almost 6ft. Mr Pearce said: ‘I kept it at the Ynyslas boatyard, eight miles outside of Aberystwyth and I would cycle to and from university to save money. “The boat was the talk of the town and I’d also host boat parties on it.”

First off, let’s get this straight: 23 feet long and five feet of standing room is not a yacht. That’s a fucking boat. You didn’t host parties on it and you sure as fuck didn’t enjoy living there. Your girlfriend left you, you were too poor to pay for a real apartment and the only reason you get laid is because of the implication. Let’s not act like you’re actually enjoying this. Good for him for embracing his awful life but that doesn’t make it any less pathetic. You’re trying to get a masters in physical geography and you’re living on a boat. That’s one character switch away from being a subplot on Arrested Development. Fiscally responsible? I guess. Cool story to tell  a decade from now when your life isn’t is shambles? I’ll give you that. But that doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to hate Joe’s optimism and hope his “yacht” sinks while he’s sleeping.
PS- Thank go he wears a life vest when he’s docked and below deck. Otherwise things could end real poorly.

Cambridge University Has End of Term Party Which Included a Dick Shaped Bull Ride

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Jun 173:50PM EST

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BBC – A university drinking society that cancelled a “sexist” female jelly wrestling contest, has been branded “immature” over a stunt involving a giant inflatable phallus. A jelly-filled pool was installed at Sunday’s party, but a sign read “please refrain from wrestling in our jelly”.

Cambridge’s all-male Magdalene College Wyverns Society also had an inflatable phallus bronco ride. A critic of the wrestling said: “This was clearly their immature response.” The drinking club’s party was one of a number of events held by university students across the city to celebrate the end of term. Collectively the parties are known as “Suicide Sunday”.

 

 

Know what to do when your school cancels your annual jelly wrestling competition? Gigantic chode bull riding machine. Perfect response. You thought chicks wrestling was bad? Wait till you get to see a girl using her thigh muscles to hold on to five foot long mechanical dong. If even one chick climbed onto that veiny, triumphant bastard, then everybody won.

 



This Florida Gulf Coast Truck Is Waka Flocka Fire Flames

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Jun 173:30PM EST

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Alabama Putting A Waterfall In The Locker Room

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Jun 172:45PM EST

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If I’m Nick Saban and his staff I don’t even spend 1 more second on recruiting shit.  Don’t plan out speeches, don’t research backgrounds etc.   Just walk right in to the house, set up a projector screen and put up these 3 things:

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Boom, everybody is signed the fuck up.

Seriously if you don’t like 9 million dollar weight rooms, national championships and motherfucking waterfalls in your locker room then you should just quit football forever and for that matter life entirely.

Barstool Umpire Day With MLB Crew Chief Gerry Davis

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Jun 172:37PM EST

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Did 5 time World Series and 4 time All Star Umpire Gerry Davis vote me Best First Base Umpire?  I don’t want to brag so I won’t say for sure but yes, yes he did.

 

Apparently Ritlatin Doesn’t Work. Whatever You Say Science.

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Jun 172:00PM EST

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New Republic- ADHD meds like Ritalin, Adderall, Concerta, and Vyvanse have been called “smart pills” for their ability to bestow superhuman powers of concentration. In the U.S. especially, where about 11 percent of schoolchildren have an ADHD diagnosis, parents and teachers embrace the drugs as a way to get kids to sit still and pay attention. Which makes it all the stranger that there has never been proof that ADHD meds make you smarter or more likely to succeed in school. And a new study that looks at the rise of Ritalin use in Quebec suggests exactly the opposite. The NBER working paper, from Princeton economist Janet Currie and colleagues, charts the fascinating consequences of a 1997 law that made prescription drug insurance mandatory for all of Quebec—but nowhere else in Canada. Which makes it all the stranger that there has never been proof that ADHD meds make you smarter or more likely to succeed in school. And a new study that looks at the rise of Ritalin use in Quebec suggests exactly the opposite. The NBER working paper, from Princeton economist Janet Currie and colleagues, charts the fascinating consequences of a 1997 law that made prescription drug insurance mandatory for all of Quebec—but nowhere else in Canada.

I’m not going to sit here and act like I know more than whoever conducted this study. Princeton economists usually know what they’re talking about. But if hypothetically a friend of mine had a prescription for Ritalin and I happened to buy it off of him for $5 a pill and I crushed it into a powder and went skiing on the cover of my Spanish textbook, I would argue that it does in fact work. I would say that if I hypothetically had a personal experience with stimulants I might argue that regardless of what science says they might be second only to a cap turned inside out and backwards as far as rallying goes. Not that I hypothetically used it for actual school work, but all I’m saying is that maybe the kids up in Canada popping a Ritlatin might be doing it wrong. Because as far as I’m concerned Ritalin works. Hypothetically.

Smokesmash Matchup From Hell – Giana from Arizona vs. Caitlyn from Texas State

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Jun 171:15PM EST

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Giana from Arizona

 

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Caitlyn from Texas State

 

 

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Music Video: Mike Stud – U.O.E.N.O. (Remix)

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Jun 1712:30PM EST

Mike Stud, fresh off a monstrous, chart-topping sophomore album effort with Relief, picks up where he left off with #StudDaySunday’s by going in over the most viral beat of 2013.