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UGA Student Falsely Accuses Todd Gurley Of Assault After Trying To Take Selfies With Him All Night And Calling Him The N-Word

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Sep 309:30AM EST

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AthensUniversity of Georgia running back Todd Gurley was falsely accused of assaulting a man early Sunday in a downtown Athens bar, Athens-Clarke County police said.

The accuser, a 20-year-old UGA student, called police from his home at about 3:18 a.m. to report that he’d been punched by Gurley more than an hour earlier at the Bourbon Street Bar & Grill on Broad Street. He accused the football player of attacking him after he took a photograph of himself with Gurley in the background.

Police said that they reviewed surveillance video footage of the student being punched inside the bar, but it was a white male who struck him, not Gurley.

Gurley told a detective that the UGA student had been trying to take selfies with his cellphone as Gurley was in the background with friends from his hometown. Although Gurley said he did not see the student get punched, he did see some “other guys” pushing him. Gurley told the detective that the student had lost his hat. Gurley said he reached down to pick it up for him when the student approached and directed a racial epithet at Gurley.

It was about then that someone punched the student, according to video footage. The student was kicked out of the bar after the altercation.

When being interviewed in his West Broad Street apartment, police said the student was informed about the video footage that showed him being struck by a white male, not Gurley. The student admitted he’d had been drinking that night, but contended he was not drunk, according to police.

 

 

 

 

Wait so let me get this story straight.  This kid spent his entire night at the bar trying to sneakily snap himself in a selfie with Todd Gurley (cool guy alert).  Then when he dropped his hat, Gurley picked it up for him and handed it back, to which he responded by saying wow thank you so much.  Wait no, I read that wrong – he called him a n*gger.   This gets him punched in the face by a random white dude and kicked out of the bar, so he goes home and 1 hour later calls the cops to say Gurley assaulted him.  Yeah…guy doesn’t sound like a total scumbag or anything.   What a fucking clown.  Hey dude I don’t know if you noticed but Todd Gurley is kind of a big deal down in Georgia right now?  Like he’s kind of beloved in Athens and a Heisman frontrunner for a 3-1 Dogs team?  Just doesn’t look good for your prospect of ingratiating yourself back into campus life is what I’m saying.

 

 

 

Gurley to the charges…

 

GURLEY-HURDLE

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Erica from UCF

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Sep 309:00AM EST

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Introducing Erica from UCF.  Loooooove Florida girls.

 

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Kap Slap – Lightning Symphony

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Sep 299:00PM EST

Kap Slap hits us with another massive heater, following up his recent edit of Nico & Vinz’s “Am I Wrong” by remixing Cash Cash, Steve Angello, Sandro Silva and Deorro into a hard banging dance floor smash meant for big parties and loud speakers.

Get the free download here and/or stream more from Kap Slap

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Tiffany from Sacramento State

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Sep 295:30PM EST

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Introducing Tiffany from Sac State.  Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere – Bubba Sparxxx.

 

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You’ve Got To Admire This Tinder Guy’s Approach To Get Some Chick To Bang Him Out On The First Date

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Sep 294:50PM EST

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We all know Tinder is a cesspool in which you’re competing against countless tens of thousands of other horny dudes for every eligible girl with all her appendages attached. So how do you stand out? Obviously an incredibly elaborate narrative involving love found, lost, and the resulting wreckage. Derek may have struck out here — the screenshots went viral with the girl declaring she’s deleting her Tinder — but this approach HAS to work at every now and then assuming he remembers to swap out the girl’s first name 90% of the time. Chicks always claim to love creativity and if we’re not rewarding this guy’s effort, I don’t know what to believe in any more.

 

 

I bet suggesting they go with a condom was probably the real deal breaker. What is this a middle school dance? Offering a competent pull out is the veteran move here, women respect a man who can fire with precision and accuracy. Chris Kyle with a load is every woman’s dream.

 

 

(h/t @julesgeary15)

Lorde – Yellow Flicker Beat

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Sep 294:20PM EST

New Lorde music?  I didn’t even know that was a thing, but the dark, frizzy New Zealand songstress is back with a new single off some Hunger Games soundtrack, and it’s straight flames.  Need an album from this girl and we needed it yesterday.

P.S. Thank god for Flume’s “Tennis Court” and Elephante and that Team remix though…

We Are Less Than A Month Away From Blacking Out In Hartford And Worcester. Who’s Ready To Get Wild?

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Sep 294:00PM EST

Who’s ready to Black the Fuck Out with us, October 24th in Worcester at the Palladium and October 25th in Hartford at the Webster Theatre. We love coming to Worcester and Hartford for a few reasons; the smokes are hot, the venues get wild, and the people love Blacking out. These shows will sell out so get tickets while you still can!

 

Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

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Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

The Air Force Locker Room Celebration After Beating Boise Is A 10 Out of 10

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Sep 293:40PM EST

 

 

 

So awesome. That’s what college football is all about right there.   Air Force/Boise State game?  Anybody really care about that one?  These fucking guys did and that’s all that matters.   OOOOOOOO ALELE.

 

 

PS –  U Hawaii’s pre-game Haka routine still takes the cake when it comes to the Samoan chant game.

 

Thats So College Week 5… from Tailgating, to Strippers, to Pudding Wrestling, and Beyond

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Sep 293:00PM EST

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Also If you want to contribute as a Barstool viceroy email Paul@barstoolsports.com. We are looking for people at every school

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Nicole from FAU vs. Karlee from FSU

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Sep 292:20PM EST

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Nicole from FAU

 

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Karlee from FSU 

 

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1 for Nicole…5 for Karlee

 

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