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Latino Group Confronts Arizona Tri-Delt House For Racist Halloween Costumes…Cat Girl Handles It

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Oct 3111:30AM EST

 

Youtube – Delta Delta Delta Sorority at UofA had sisters dress inappropriately in racist Halloween Costumes. MEChA de UofA confronted the issue at their front door. Please share! Our Culture is not a costume, it is not Okay!!

 

 

 

Get em Cat Girl!  This is your house!  You don’t need to take that shit from some punk ass Latino group coming at you in your own house.   Let em know the deal.  You respect their culture.  You have Latina…err…members who are part of…your culture.  One of the Latina members is dressed as a Mariachi dancer performer because she is a Mariachi dancer performer.   So before you start throwing out all your “racism” allegations maybe get all the facts straight instead of taking everything out of context?   Maybe get Cat Girl’s side of the story before shoving your poster board in her face?   On Halloween no less.  It’s supposed to be fun!

 

 

 

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Purdue Football Flips The Recruiting Game On Its Head Yet Again…Sends Player An Empty Envelope

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Oct 3111:00AM EST

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LOVE this move.  Zigging when everyone else is zagging.  Photoshops of players on the covers of magazines with Kim Kardashian and Selena Gomez?  Hahaha fuck that noise, have fun paying the expenses on the computer work.  We’re going empty envelopes.   It’s kind of like a metaphor,  how your career at Purdue is a blank page that you can fill up however you want it through hard work and dedication.  You need to be really smart and thoughtful to get it which is the type of player we’re trying to recruit sooo joke’s on you internet.

 

 

 

 

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Cavs Waterboy Just Casually Dumping Gatorade Into Powerade Bottles

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Oct 3110:20AM EST

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Poor Powerade.  Does anybody respect Powerade?  I would say they’re the red headed stepchild of sports drinks but that would be an insult to red headed stepchildren.  Just so far and away out of the public consciousness while Gatorade runs a train on them.  Finally think they have this huge moment last night during “the biggest spectacle in all of sports” (-Lebron) and they just get posterized by some pimply faced ballboy.  So sad.

 

Powerade hasn’t even crossed my mind since the last time I had one of these.

 

 

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Arctic Shatter FTW.

 

 

 

PS – Throwback Friday to Gatorade shitting all over Powerade’s life during Lebron Crampgate.

 

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Nick O’Leary German Suplexing a Motherfucker Highlights Your Mini FSU/Louisville Roundup

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Oct 319:35AM EST

 

 

Bah gawd he killed him!  Jack Nicklaus’s grandson killed him!   Kind of like a metaphor for how Florida State killed every single fan in Louisville last night with their furious comeback.

 

 

 

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Such an aggressive sleeve cut game you have to respect it.   When you cut that shit in past your nipples you know you mean business.

 

 

 

Seen plenty of random fan videobombs in my day…not sure I’ve ever seen a professional Bowl rep from the press box pull one off though?

 

 

 

Also not sure it’s ever been executed so creepily?  Good for you dude.

 

 

 

Jameis struggled for a lot of the game but at least he redeemed himself after his 3rd pick…

 

 

 

 

And it was all lights out from there.  Say what you want about the guy but he can ball.  401 and 3 TD, sup haters?

 

Yeah, you, with the poop sign.

 

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Jameis eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

 

 

FSU just shake, shakin it off once again.

 

 

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Taylor from Southern Miss

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Oct 319:00AM EST

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Introducing Taylor from Southern Miss.  Friday baby, let’s do this.

 

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Halloween Party Playlists

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Oct 309:05PM EST

Halloween party your face off with a quartet of horrifyingly amazing playlists from the hottest music outlet on the planet, and while you’re at it download the app.

Trick Or Beats

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The Graveyard Shift

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Ghosts N Stuff

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Hocus Poke-Us

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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Montana from University of Miami

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Oct 305:30PM EST

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Introducing Montana from U Miami.   The U…the U…it’s all about the smokes from the U!

 

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Elle Macpherson Is 50 Years Old And Straight Up DESTROYING Younger Chicks Still

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Oct 305:02PM EST

ABC News – “‘Beauty at every age’ is such a boring cliché, but beauty is not just reserved for youth,” she said. “There’s a big movement that supports that. I didn’t feel any kind of milestone pressure turning 50 at all, perhaps because I’ve been preparing for this stage of my life for a long time.”

The former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model and Australian beauty just turned 50 this past March. Not to mention she has two children — Flynn, 16, and Aurelius, 11.

“In my 40s, I started to focus on health and wellness; I stopped drinking and taking any drugs—even aspirin—and I began really cleaning out my system,” she added. “By the time I hit 50, I didn’t feel any sort of plateau physically, and it didn’t feel like a shock emotionally either. It wasn’t like, Oh my gosh, I’d better get myself together before I turn 50; it was more like I was reborn.”

 

 

Elle Macpherson is 50 years old and is basically leading a mainstream version of Lisa Ann’s MILF revolution by giving interviews in which she’s talking about the joys of being an older chick who’s still got it. And I guess she does…like she’s not Christie Brinkley at 60 years old looking better than any real-life 30-year-old I’ve seen but she’s smoking in that “I’m an older gal but will totally wreck your dick and talk shit to you while we’re banging so you know I’m in charge. Also I might finger your butt and I know you’re not into that but fuck you I know how to please a man, I banged Timothy Dalton” kind of way. The pics from the photoshoot in the video above are A+ — though you could Photoshop the crap out of a cantaloupe and I’d probably be down to fuck it — but really I respect more that she’s kind of a .500 batter in this behind the scenes video. For example:

 

 

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YES

 

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No thank you ma’am.

 

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YES!

 

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YES! (though please don’t jerk me off with your veiny nana hands)

 

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I’d rather fuck Bruce Jenner if we’re being honest.

 

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YES!

 

 

Very respectable showing in this week’s Throwback Thursday for a mature woman who still wouldn’t bang any of us no matter how much we pleaded, I’d say.

Barstool Blackout Mixtape Vol. 7 by Dante

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Oct 304:10PM EST

Buckle the fuck up, because the best party DJ on the planet is back with the seventh installment of the rowdiest mix series in history.  Dante The Don drops Barstool Blackout 7 on your heads, 75 minutes of the biggest bangers and the hottest heaters in the world all mixed up flawlessly into the wildest party set you’ve ever heard.

Click here for a FREE DOWNLOAD of Blackout Mixtape Vol. 7and check out all 7 volumes of Blackout madness here.

Ex Ohio State Star LaQuinton Ross’s Class Wide Email Asking For Help On His Final Paper Is Hilarious

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Oct 303:40PM EST

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h/t Jake

 

 

 

 

I respect the hell out of LaQuinton admitting he was struggling and looking for help.  I mean it’s not like he wanted someone to write it for him.  It’s not like he was following the example of other schools (cough cough UNC) and just taking fake classes then bullying his teachers into giving him good grades.  He actually wanted to do a good job and just needed a little bit of direction.  If anyone can help he’ll be the tall African American in the back lol.

 

 

 

PS – Looking for nerds in class to help with a big paper = smart.  Leaving school early for the NBA then going undrafted = not as smart, in hindsight.