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PartyNextDoor – Thirsty (Remix ft. Wale)

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Sep 229:00PM EST

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PartyNextDoor dropped off one of the sexiest albums of the summer and 2 months after the release cooled down everyones favorite rapper that kinda fell off but is kinda back on is remixing one of the project’s stand out tracks “Thirsty.” Let me tell ya, the thirst is really really real on this one.

PS if you didn’t listen to PND album “PartyNextDoor 2″ the first time around, definitely change that now, this stuff with give you feels for weeks.

Click to stream “PartyNextDoor 2

The Blackout Tour Returns To Worcester And Hartford October 23rd And 24th

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Sep 227:30PM EST

These Blackouts are going to be fucking wild. We love to Blackout in Hartford and Worcester and what better places other than the Palladium and the Webster Theatre to do that. All former smokes get in for free like always and we promise there will be a TON in attendance. These shows will sell out so get your tickets while you still can!

 

Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

 

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Barstool Blackout: Worcester – The Palladium – Friday October 24th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW )

Barstool Blackout: Hartford – Webster Theatre – Saturday October 25th – BUY TICKETS (Tickets on sale NOW)

 

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Ciara from Texas A&M

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Sep 225:30PM EST

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Introducing Ciara from Texas A&M.  It’s like everything that comes out of A&M is awesome.

 

 

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This Is What Sex Looks Like When Someone Films You Through An MRI Machine

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Sep 224:50PM EST

Vox – Magnetic Resonance Imaging “sees” inside the body by mapping the position of water molecules, which exist at different densities in different types of tissue. Watch the video above for a sample of some impressive MRI images of the human body in action.

 

 

I’m not going to say that this is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen — though, as anyone who’s ever bagged a hog or two can tell you, sex is sex — but it is pretty interesting to see the whole process through an MRI machine in the video above and in GIF form right here:

 

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I could use a little more guidance on as to if this is some good deep dicking or a mediocre pounding because right now it looks like this dude straight up mushed this chick’s guts. But then the MRI looks like kind of a pencil dick so maybe every d in v scenario looks basically the same? Not a lot of torque on the hips either so maybe this girl is just wildly unsatisfied even by MRI sex standards and I’m here pumping this dude up like he’s King Dick? Vox thought they could shove two randoms into an MRI machine and have all the answers and then here I go changing all the cock based questions.

 

 

Decent chance the sex MRI chick could have used a visit from the horn bro. Turn that pussy into Gushers with just one stanza of “What A Wonderful World.”

 

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Avicii – The Nights

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Sep 224:10PM EST

Avicii, so hot right now, except for the part where he had to cancel his entire fall tour because he looks like he hasn’t eaten anything but coke in a year.  Obviously the song is fire though, pretty much the only thing you can expect from the dude who filled our sky with stars this summer and woke us up with the biggest song of 2013.

Get well soon Aveechee, the world needs your techno music more than you’ll ever know…

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CU Boulder’s Alpha Phi Bid Day Was Absolutely Savage

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Sep 223:50PM EST

 

 

And of course we wouldn’t let you go without a full Tumblr breakdown of Alpha Phi…

 

 

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Want to see your sorority repped on the Stool?  Send Tumblrs and Instagrams to tips@barstoolu.com and we’ll feature it some point during the week.

 

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Best Of The Viceroy’s Week 4…From Hickeys, to Gameday, to Passing Out and Beyond

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Sep 223:20PM EST

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Also If you want to contribute as a Barstool viceroy email Paul@barstoolsports.com. We are looking for people at every school

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FSU QB Sean Maguire’s Dad Gives His Thoughts On Jameis Winston

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Sep 223:00PM EST

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Before I finished talking to Sean Maguire’s dad, Kevin, he wanted you to know his family’s thoughts on Jameis Winston pic.twitter.com/W3IJHterqu

— Natalie Pierre (@Natalie_Pierre) September 22, 2014

 

 

 

How hard is ESPN trying to bury this tweet right now?   Jameis did something classy and nice?  No!  That doesn’t fit into our narrative of the misogynistic villain who shouts obscene phrases all over campus!  There’s no room for that in our First Take script today!   Probably on the phone with Twitter as we speak trying to get Natalie Pierre suspended, accusing her of promoting the Fappening or something.

 

Jameis Winston, not the best guy in the world, not the smartest guy in the room, but don’t say he doesn’t love his fucking team.

 

 

 

 

No but seriously, he’s REALLY not the smartest guy in the room.  Ever, in any room.

 

 

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Erin from ASU vs. Sam from SMU

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Sep 222:20PM EST

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Erin from ASU

 

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Sam from SMU

 

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1 for Erin…5 for Sam

 

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Cal Sends Out Victory Email With 25% Off Deal To Celebrate Beating Arizona…Promptly Gives Up 36 Fourth Quarter Points And Loses On Hail Mary

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Sep 221:50PM EST

 

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Game of the weekend outside of Tallahassee.  Just don’t tell the Cal social media marketing intern how it ended.  Poor bastard drew the short straw having to stay in on a Saturday night to tweet and email about the game.  Probably just wanted to blast that shit out so he could hit the bars with his buddies.   How was he supposed to know the defense would literally implode?    36 fourth quarter points!?!

 

 

 

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Just bad luck is what that is.

 

 

 

 

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