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This Video Of A “Normal” Barbie Going To The Beach Is Totally Going To Fix Every Chick’s Body Image Issues
Mar 54:50PM EST

SOURCE – The creator of the Lammily Doll, a Barbie with curves, stretch marks, and other normal human features, created the above video to reinforce the message that all women are gorgeous no matter what they look like.

The accompanying YouTube description explains that Lammily is “bombarded with advertisements and is disheartened until she sees that nobody’s perfect, even the seemingly perfect models” before a trip to the beach where she realizes all the women who she thinks have perfect bodies have the saaame marks she has.


If we’re being fair, that video is kind of funny (at least as much as a video about a doll with stretchmarks who probably talks shit about Skipper doing too much blow to stay thin can be). But what does this actually accomplish? Is a girl supposed to play with it, see its fat thighs and stretch marks and want that too? Isn’t that aiming a little low? They’re playing with it because it’s something different to imagine, not to be reminded of how much life sucks. You don’t have a kid read The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and then the book ends because the wardrobe portal to Narnia is actually just a wardrobe. It’s a fantasy for a reason. It can be a more achievable fantasy for the sake of those longstanding problems with unrealistic standards blah blah but still give them something to strive for.


Either way I can’t wait for my future son to play with the real life Ken that got pudgy after high school, sits hunched over a blue computer light all day, and tore his ACL once trying to run a slant route in a social flag football league. Mediocrity for all in every facet of life!


Indiana DTD Bro Arrested After Having 1,000 Xanax Delivered To His Girlfriend’s Sorority House
Mar 54:30PM EST

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Indiana - An IU student and member of Delta Tau Delta was arrested Tuesday for ordering and dealing large quantities of Xanax tablets shipped from Canada.

IU police officers arrested Andrew Thrall, 20, at the Alpha Chi Omega house at 1000 N. Jordan after a months-long investigation, IU Police Department Lt. Craig Munroe said.

The Drug Enforcement Administration and the U.S. Postal Service found that Thrall had been purchasing packages of Xanax tablets online using bit coins and shipping the drugs to the Alpha Chi Omega house. Munroe said Thrall’s “girlfriend, or at least an acquaintance” in Alpha Chi Omega would then deliver the package to Thrall, who lives in the Delta Tau Delta house at 1431 N. Jordan.

On Tuesday, Thrall received a package of 1,000 tablets of Xanax shipped from Canada, which officers recovered.

Following the arrest, police officers served a search warrant through the Delta Tau Delta house and found one capsule of ecstasy, a small amount of LSD and some marijuana edibles in Thrall’s room.

Police also found $2,000 in a safe in Thrall’s room, which he admitted was money earned from selling the Xanax. Munroe said each tablet cost Thrall about $5, and he was making about $3 of profit from each tablet. Xanax, a brand of Alprazolam, is a drug that is typically prescribed to treat anxiety and panic disorder, according to the National Institutes of Health.




Indiana frat boy really setting a new bar for criminal geniuses, no pun intended.   I mean maybe I’m spoiled from too many movies and TV shows, but there’s got to be a better plan for committing a crime than this right?  Ordering 1,000 illegal prescription pills from Canada under your own name and shipping them directly to your girlfriend’s house on your own campus?  Not exactly an airtight smuggling operation going on there.   Then again I guess this is what college is for.  Learning from mistakes, experimenting.  Few years from now and one diploma later we might be looking at the Xanax King of the Midwest.




PS – Buying Xanax on the internet with bitcoins,  the future of prescription pill abuse is here.

Mixtape: Migos – Migo Lingo
Mar 54:00PM EST

Quavo, Offset and Takeoff continue to show everyone why they’re better than The Beatles with their new mixtape “Migo Lingo.” Preview the goods below and if you’re thirsty for more of that Migos flow, download the whole tape here. 

From A Stoned Bill Walton, To A Bench Clearing Brawl, To A 4-Man Screen…… This Is The College Hoops Roundup
Mar 53:30PM EST





Lets start with what may possibly have been the weirdest way to score of all time




And then later in the game, the WORST offensive foul call I have ever seen





Turn up the volume and listen to a stoned Bill Walton





Texas and Baylor got into a bench clearing brawl





Seven people got Ejected!





Then in OT Texas was able to finish the game





Ohio State had a sweet half-court AlleyOop





Lets take a second and remember how good Kentucky is





I hear they pay Georgia Students in Chick Fil A to go to the games

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Kansas State beat Iowa State after this terrible ISU turnover


Look Familiar????






And then…. WTF is this?





This Week’s Top 25 Breakdown

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Okay so we had a little bit of movement in the top 4 after Gonzaga lost to BYU and blew their home win streak. They dropped to 7th on the latest poll, but should still be a 2 Seed. The 1 seeds right now are looking like UK, Virginia, Duke, and Villanova. Some people are saying Wisconsin may get a 1, I dont think thats the case. I think Wisconsin, Gonzaga, Arizona, and a tossup between Kansas and Wichita State. Louisville has dropped way down in the poll moving to 16, but should still get a 3/4 seed, probably a 4 and HOPEFULLY in Kentucky’s region. Murray State cracked the top 25 which is cool for them I guess. Jay Bilas tweeted their coach got a $500 dollar bonus for making the top 25. The Big Ten is projected to have 7 teams in the tournament, followed by 6 projected teams from the SEC, the Big12, The Big East, and the ACC. This is shaping up to be on hell of a March, but Kentucky is going to take home #9 in the end.

Without Further Ado…The Official Ohio State National Championship Highlight Video
Mar 53:15PM EST


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Nothing beats a well made, well produced college sports hype or highlight video.  Nothing.



h/t Eleven Warriors

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Madison from FSU vs. Elana from Maryland
Mar 52:30PM EST

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Elana from Maryland


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1 for Madison…5 for Elana


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Syracuse Frat Suspended and Two Bros Arrested After Pledge Gets Severe Frostbite Doing Pushups In The Snow And 4 Fingers Are About To Fall Off
Mar 52:00PM EST

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USA Today - Police have charged two Syracuse University fraternity members for an outdoor hazing stunt that could cost a pledge four of his fingers due to frostbite.

The Syracuse Police Department says three young men pledging the Nu Alpha Phi fraternity were taken to a city park around midnight Saturday and made to do exercises, including push-ups and crawling in the snow, while not wearing gloves.

One of the pledges experienced pain in his hands and sought treatment Sunday. Doctors told him he may lose his ring and pinkie fingers on both hands because of severe frostbite.

Police on Wednesday arrested two frat members — 19-year-old Tae Kim and 21-year-old Jeffrey Yam — and charged them with misdemeanor hazing.

Syracuse University has suspended the frat.


SYRACUSE, N.Y. Police said three pledges at Nu Alpha Phi fraternity were forced to do aerobic exercises at 12 a.m. Sunday at Lower Hookway Park at 1805 E. Colvin St. The pledges were being punished for not doing their chores properly, police said.

A 20-year-old pledge told police they spent about 30 minutes doing push ups, sit ups and crawling exercises in the snow, instead of the fraternity’s attic of 739 Ackerman Ave., where punishments usually take place. He said they were wearing hooded sweatshirts, pants, boots and no gloves.

When the exercises were done, the pledge said they were given hand warmers and told to walk back to the fraternity. The victim said he went home and ran his hands under warm water, but they still hurt.





Quick lesson for all the frats out there trying to cope with adjusting to fraternity life in 2015: there’s good harmless hazing then there’s bad hazing.  Making pledges stick their bare hands in snow for 30 minutes in freezing cold temperatures in upstate New York in fucking March is bad hazing.  Very, very bad.  Come on here guys, use your head a little bit, it’s not that hard.  Everyone is just dying for an excuse to end fraternity life in America forever, everything you do is under a microscope. One little misstep and you’re 100% getting kicked off campus and possibly sent to jail.  Annnnnd you go out and make your pledge’s hands fall off for not doing his chores.  It’s just dumb, dumb, dumb.




PS – I Google Image’d “Frostbite” first for a picture for this blog and now I want to die.

Deorro X Chris Brown – Five More Hours
Mar 51:15PM EST

Breezy took time out of his busy schedule of going to jail and getting blasted by Karrueche Tran on twitter to lay down some bars on Deorro’s enormous dance smash “Five Hours.”  Not bad.

Want more EDM? Head over and stream The Drop playlist from Dante, it’s new and it’s spectacular.

My Boy Marshall Henderson Is Tearing Up Pro Hoops In Iraq
Mar 512:30PM EST

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Yahoo - Two years after his prolific shooting and trash-talking, jersey-popping, renegade attitude made him one of college basketball’s most electrifying – and polarizing – players, Marshall Henderson now leads a much more humble professional existence.

In Baghdad, Iraq, of all places.

Henderson plays in the Iraqi Super League. The former Ole Miss star hears gunshots from time to time in the city. He doesn’t leave his Baghdad hotel too often, where working electricity can be a daily challenge. And there are rarely female spectators in the stands at his games. Henderson is about as far away from his NBA dream as possible, and yet he finds himself in a much better place personally while playing in Iraq.

“It’s not as bad as people make it seem back home,” Henderson told Yahoo Sports in a Skype audio interview last week. “We just chill in the hotel. We don’t go anywhere. We could go places and it would be safe. We wouldn’t be worried about getting captured or anything. It’s definitely better than I would’ve expected.”

Two seasons ago, before arriving in the Middle East, Henderson became one of the most colorful characters in college basketball at the University of Mississippi.

“He was one of the most clutch players I ever played against,” said former Tennessee forward Jarnell Stokes who is now with the Memphis Grizzlies. “He had a fan base everywhere he went.”

In mid-February, Henderson signed to play for Nift Al-Janoub in Baghdad. He initially was nervous, but making a salary upward of $10,000 per month – according to Buck – with full room and board helped convince him to take it.

“The owners of these clubs are like buddy-buddy with each other,” Henderson said. “It’s kind of like a big competition on whose team wins. If you’re an American and you’re getting buckets, they will keep you happy if you’re doing well for the team and you win.”

The terrorism concerns in the Middle East aren’t lost on Henderson. Players from the Al Shurtah Police team were in a hotel in Baghdad that was attacked. Luckily, none of the players were harmed.

“I was talking to the Americans [on Al Shurtah] and they had to switch hotels because a car bomb went off and blew up half of their hotel,” Henderson said. “They showed me pictures. It was crazy that they were telling me the story so calm. That would have freaked me out a little bit. The picture the guy showed me, the room right across from his room was destroyed.”

The Iraqi Super League season will soon be over, but Henderson could find another job on a different team in the Middle East. He said he’s stayed away from drugs and alcohol since going overseas – “I’ve been really good about not testing those waters.”



Been a while since we heard from my boy Marshall.  Last time kind of sucked, when he went on a Twitter spree bashing gay people then said it was all just for his friend’s sociology experiment (you know he still stands by that story adamantly?  He talks about it in this article.  One year later and still going strong with that one, kind of makes me believe him a little bit?).


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But before that, we had a great run.  Nonstop blog material.  30 point nights, lights out shooting, incredible taunts and facial expressions and press conference soundbites, a lot of drugs mixed in between.  A true college cult hero.  And then, he was gone, poof, like a glorious shooting star.  Felt an emptiness inside ever since, a massive void if you will.  Nobody has really stepped up to claim his spot as a lightning rod of entertainment on the hardwood.  Just good to hear that he’s doing well/still alive and making his push to reach his NBA dreams while holed up in a terrorist-threatened hotel room in the Middle East.  The sports world needs Marshall back.









Nebraska Congressman Gets Glitter Bombed In His Office, Calls The FBI
Mar 512:10PM EST

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WOWT - Police, the US Post Office and the FBI are investigating after a “glitter bomb” was mailed to Congressman Jeff Fortenberry’s office.  The letter was received on Wednesday at Congressman Fortenberry’s Lincoln office.

It was a hot pink letter with a bag of glitter enclosed. The outside listed a fake name with a legitimate company, however the letter is not believed to be from that organization.

The letterhead read, “Glitter Bombs For Choice” and contained a message that said, “Congrats! You’ve earned this for trying to deny women their right to choice. Mind your own uterus.”

In a statement to WOWT 6 News, Congressman Fortenberry expressed the seriousness of the act, “Anyone is free to disagree with me, but to resort to these tactics in a heightened threat environment is reckless and a waste of precious law enforcement resources.”




Hilarious.  This whole glitter bomb thing cracks me up, ESPECIALLY when it’s some uptight politician who promptly alerts the police, US postal inspector AND the FBI about it.  Hey Congressman don’t worry, FBI resources aren’t valuable or anything.  They got nothing else going on, last I checked everybody on the Top 10 Most Wanted was locked up safely behind bars, think they just cancelled it altogether and declared the country crime free.  Better put them on the case to investigate the envelope you got full of glitter.  Typical clueless politician.  Seriously “to resort to these tactics in a heightened threat environment”?  Unless that’s super fun sparkly Anthrax, chill out.


To be completely honest though, getting glitter bombed is a total day ruiner.  Like it’s a legitimately awesome idea to fuck with someone.  Just the hassle of cleaning all this shit up, trying to scrape it out of the buttons on your keyboard.  Impossible to get off your clothes too, always going to be a few little sparkly pieces of glitter in random spots all over you that will keep turning up in the mirror over the next few weeks.






PS – Something so poetic about an anti-gay politician getting blown up by 10 pounds of glitter in the middle of his office.



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