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This Woman Who Was Arrested And Then Stole A Cop Car And Led Police On A Ten Mile Chase While Handcuffed Is Cut From A Different Cloth

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Jan 2810:45AM EST

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Daily Mail - A woman has been ordered to stand trial on charges she stole a police cruiser and led officers on an 80 mph chase – all while her hands were cuffed behind her.  Center Township police testified at Roxanne Rimer’s preliminary hearing Monday that she was arrested after stealing earrings from a Kohl’s store January 14. Police testified that a loss prevention officer detained the 27-year-old Rimer, who apparently gave a fake name and claimed to be a juvenile. Before police could arrive, Rimer ran away and jumped into a car driven by her grandfather, police said. 

That car was pulled over moments later, and Rimer was removed, handcuffed and placed in the back seat of a police cruiser, screaming, ‘Mommy! Mommy!’ authorities said.

 Police don’t believe the grandfather knew of the shoplifting allegation.  Officers say while police were searching her grandfather’s car, the thin Chippewa Township woman squeezed through an opening in a partition in the cruiser that wasn’t latched and crawled into the front seat.  She zoomed off, smashing into her grandfather’s car as she drove away, still handcuffed, police said.  Rimer then led officers on a nearly 10-mile chase, weaving in and out of traffic, before she crashed into a hillside and jumped out of the car, police said.

 

 

What a stone cold gangster this chick is.  Reminds me of that scene in Catch Me If You Can when Frank Abagnale escapes from the taxiing plane when the feds think they have him cornered.  Not so fast, my friends.  Where there’s a will there’s a way and this girl is all will.  Sucks that she got caught and was screaming for her mommy but one thing is for certain, this is a bad bitch right down to the bone.  Went out guns blazing and that’s all you can really ask for in this world.

 

 

P.S. – To be perfectly honest this girl being able to steal a cop car while handcuffed kind of leaves a bad taste in my mouth.  If I’m putting a girl in handcuffs I’m expecting to have my way with her.  Don’t need her rolling out of bed and stealing my car.  Come on, read 50 Shades Of Grey for me once lady, just once.

Blonde Reportedly Turns The Oregon State University Library Into An Amateur Porn Shoot

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Jan 2810:00AM EST

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Ahhh chicks turning their college libraries into amateur webcam shows, a tale as old as…well, at least the past few years.  It’s happened at least a handful of times the past couple of years.  And every time it’s awesome!  Can’t even imagine how sweet it is for the campus,  nothing better than scrolling through your favorite porn site late night and stumbling on the super cute shy girl from the back of Poli Sci getting all freaky naughty.   Yeah I know there’s no proof she’s actually a student there but like, that’s your library, that’s a college-aged chick, put two and two together combined with your imagination and college life is good.  So good.

 

 

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People React To Watching Virtual Reality Porn on Oculus Rift for the First Time

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Got to be kind of uncomfortable watching this with like an interviewer sticking a mic in your face and a couple camera guys filming you up close right?  Knowing you’ve got a machine strapped to your head that is basically immersing you in hardcore porn?  I mean it’s basically sex in the future.  You’re like 1D away from physically putting your dick inside something.  No way you’re not hard as a rock making things super awkward.

 

Like these dudes, they get it.

 

 

 

Meanwhile shit is not even CLOSE to hardcore enough for this dude.

 

 

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Totally bored with the normal stuff, needs to hop in the Tags section and flip on like BDSM or one of those super aggressive Hellfire scenes with chains and shit laying around all over the place.

 

 

 

PS – This girl that just casually asked if she could change it to become the girl has me so turned on right now.

 

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Let your freak flag fly honey.

 

 

Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Alexa from Michigan

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Jan 289:10AM EST

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Introducing Alexa from Michigan.  The Harbaugh Effect right here ladies and gentlemen.

 

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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Lydia from Oregon State

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Jan 275:30PM EST

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Introducing Lydia from Oregon State.  It’s not often we get smokes from up there, but when we do, they’re amazing.

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Bad British Commentary Does The National Championship Game

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Jan 275:00PM EST

 

 

I’m not a big “viral series sports spoof’ guy (I just made that phrase up), meaning I don’t watch too many of those Bad Lip Reading or Taiwanese Animation videos and stuff like that, but I thought this was hilarious.  Like real funny.  About 1000x more entertaining than Fowler and Herbie were in the booth that’s for sure.  Seriously whose idea was it to get rid of Musburger again?? Fire that person then re-hire them just to fire them again.

 

 

 

 

PS – The Alabama/Notre Dame one is gold also if you’ve never seen it.

 

New Hip-Hop From Travis Scott, Future, Yung Thug, Lil Wayne, Migos, PartyNextDoor, Vic Mensa, Kid Ink and More

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Jan 274:20PM EST

Kaytranada and Vic Mensa teamed up for a new one, Lil Wayne and Migos dropped off a could-have-been from Sorry for the Wait 2, Travis Scott recruits Future, PartyNextDoor, and Yung Thug for a pair of tracks, and Kid Ink and Dej Loaf unleashed some new fire.

If you need some mo, check out this fire flames hip-hop playlist.

5 Star Recruit Debating Between Which Powerhouse SEC School He’ll Attend For Free Doesn’t Like All The Pressure And Wishes He Was Only A 1 Star Recruit

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Jan 273:40PM EST

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AL.com – Just hours before Chidi Valentine-Okeke was expected to announce his college football commitment Monday night, the offensive tackle had a change of heart.  The 6-foot-6, 305-pounder was all set to pick Alabama, Auburn or LSU on Fox Sports South’s Next Class 2015, but says he needs more time.

“This is a period when I have to make a tough decision in my life,” Valentine-Okeke said during the program. “I feel good, but schools are calling you. It’s hard. I wanted to commit today, but I decided to changed my mind this afternoon. I just want to feel free this week to make the right decision.  These three schools I’m looking at are all great schools. They all have good academics and good football programs. This has to do with me and my God. I always pray to God to direct me in whatever I’m doing. These schools, whichever one I choose, will take me to the next level. I believe in that. I have to give myself a little bit of time to ask God to direct me and to make my decision.”

The Nigerian who has become a standout at Faith Baptist Christian Academy in Ludowici, Ga., visited LSU last weekend. He took trips to Tuscaloosa and Auburn last month and says he believes he’ll make his commitment next Monday, the day before National Signing Day.

“Everybody who has been in my shoes as a 5-star player goes through this process,” Valentine-Okeke said. “Every school is telling you they need you. ‘Come to our school, we love you,’ stuff like that. It’s hard. I know I’m not the first person who ever felt this. 

“I’m a big recruit and get all these phone calls all the time. Sometimes I wish I was a 1-star.”

 

This right here, this is the darker side of College Football that we don’t see everyday.  Poor kid’s ears have got to be hurting from the phone ringing off the hook day and night with big time college boosters calling to beg him to play for their school.  His arms are getting awfully tired from the duffel bags of cash he’s had to carry around during all his official visits.  And of course #thoughtsandprayers to his dick after a weekend full of LSU sorority groupies, can’t imagine how unpleasant that must have been.  So I know being a 5-star recruit is just terrible, but it’s your cross to bear.  We’re not all lucky enough to be 1 star recruits.

P.S. I wonder where God will tell him to go?  Who do you think he roots for anyway?

Five-Star Tennessee Commit Shows Up To Official Auburn Visit…Staff Asks Him To Leave Early Because He Wore Nothing But Tennessee Gear And Openly Recruited For The Vols The Whole Time

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Jan 273:15PM EST

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Finally, we reported last week that wide receiver commit Preston Williams had planned to visit Auburn over the weekend. Well, Williams did end up making the trip, but ended up leaving the visit a day early. The rumors out of Auburn were that Williams was “being a distraction” and “disrupting the weekend,” but we are hearing that Williams was actually asked to leave by Auburn staff members because he showed up wearing nothing but Tennessee apparel and was actively recruiting other visitors to join him at Tennessee. Not exactly prototypical guest behavior for an official visitor, but that news isn’t likely to upset Vol fans too much.

 

 

 

Such a power move. Sure, you can say it’s classless to have Auburn pay for you and your family to come visit then spend the whole time actively recruiting the entire campus for Tennessee, and you might have a point there.  But this is big time D1 college football, and if I’ve learned one thing from constantly covering the sport year after year, it’s that this shit is as cutthroat as it gets.  You’re not just pledging your time and energy to a program when you sign, you’re giving your heart, your soul, your lifelong fandom until the day you die and get buried in your school colors.  Preston Williams isn’t just talking it he’s living it.  Got to admire that in the young man.

And let’s not act like Auburn doesn’t deserve any of the blame here.  You bring a kid that’s already openly firmly committed to another school trying to flip him instead of offering that spot to a recruit who’s actually interested in you?  I mean all his Instagram pictures are in Vols jerseys posing with Butch Jones for Christ’s sake.  Sorry but don’t act shocked that this happened.

Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Erin from Louisville vs. Chaffin from ECU

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Jan 272:30PM EST

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Erin from Louisville

 

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Chaffin from ECU 

 

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1 for Erin…5 for Chaffin

 

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