All I gotta say is, shout out to my Africans.
All I gotta say is, shout out to my Africans.
We haven’t heard much from Seven Lions since his masterful Worlds Apart EP dropped last April, undoubtedly one of the best electronic projects of the year, but the production mastermind is back with the first single off his upcoming The Throes Of Winter EP, slated for 6 songs and a March 3 release. The first drop is kind of a 6, but that second drop and everything else is a 9 so we’ll call it a job well done.
First of all, I sincerely doubt there’s a video with a black dude in a durag talking into a camera that isn’t hilarious. Just a guaranteed great pairing regardless of content, like a fat pale kid wearing a fedora expressing his opinions on anything. But even though this entire video is funny from start to finish, how pissed must he be that this is the video he does that blows up?
Guy’s been throwing out vlogs for ALMOST A DECADE and the only one with a shitload of views that’s currently on the front page of Reddit is the one in which he’s in a closet going on about how his dick doesn’t even poke out of the hole in his boxers. It’s the great tragedy of the Internet. Do all these things you think are great hundreds of times and the one thing people care about is how when you try to give a chick a good fucking your cock’s too small to get enough torque so it just falls out while a sad trombone sound plays. The struggle personified.
For the record, a Costco sized tub of Vasoline and vintage Tyra Banks SI Swimsuit cover are a winning combination regardless of dick size:
LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WDRB) – The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office arrested a father and son who they say attacked a man after a basketball game at Trinity High School on Saturday.
Demetrius Franklin, 48, and Daelyn Franklin, 18, were arrested Tuesday afternoon.
Authorities say that on Saturday, the pair approached the victim, who is a basketball coach at Doss High School, in a hallway at Trinity High School, located on Shelbyville Road in Saint Matthews. Police say the men hit the coach multiple times with closed fists.
Investigators say the victim was hit in the head. Official records also state that the victim was “knocked sideways and out the of door of the building.” The report also states the victim suffered injuries to the side of his head, left side of his face, neck and lower back.
Witnesses to the incident detained both men until police arrived.
Police records state that Daelyn Franklin is a student at Doss and a member of the basketball team. Officials say the incident began because both Demetrius Franklin and his son were upset about incidents that happened during the game.
Thought this belonged in the follow up spot to my last blog about Parenting 101. Feel like the adults are just putting on a clinic on child raising today, in this case Demetrius Franklin teaching his son Daelyn all about the importance of fighting (literally) for what you feel is right. Think you’re getting unfairly treated by your coach, not getting the PT you deserve, that you fought for so hard in practice? All those charges you took and loose balls you dove for, the extra bursts you put in to the end of your suicides, keeping your head held high while everyone else had their hands on their knees tugging on their shorts gasping for air. And what, you’re just supposed to sit on the end of the bench in your warm-ups clapping for your teammates? Fuck that.
Seriously I searched “playing time” on the Superpage and this was what came up, all Pussification of America stories
Everyone complaining about their kid’s playing time, filing lawsuits, digging up dirt and using other underhanded tactics. Demetrius doesn’t play that shit, he just rolls up his sleeves, slugs you in the mouth a couple of times and lets the lesson be learned. Somebody get this guy a World’s Greatest Dad mug and get him one ASAP.
Love this little bro and LOVE this little bro’s parents. Seriously this is how you raise a kid. With values. America and loyalty to your favorite team, that’s what life is all about. Parenting 101 on full display at the Dean.
Oh man, talk about a different Marshawn Lynch. Before he got jaded by all the bright lights and cameras and annoying reporters prying into his life. Before all the debates about whether he was an asshole, before the NFL fines. Back when it was just him and a local high school football beat reporter with some fat ass cameraman in tow in the middle of the field spitballing. Might be “I’m here so I don’t get fined” and “I’m thankful” and “Thanks for asking” on repeat these days, but back then it was BOUT TA TREAT MY LINEMEN TA SIZZLER boss!
40 minutes, 23-12-3-2 making all the big plays down the stretch to take down hated Duke. Jerian Grant = The Truth.
But his best move didn’t even come during regulation.
Love that. I’m definitely not one of those anti-rushing the court under any circumstances guys, but #8 beating #4? At home? When you’re Notre Dame? Come on now. Listen to your superstar.
ITS ROUNDUP TIME!!!!!!!!!!
Murray State starts it off by showing us how to run a fast break
Michael Cobbins from OKST Swats this shot into tomorrow
Some Dick-Head UTEP coach throws paper onto the floor, gets fans yelled at
Speaking of Dick-Head Coaches, Trent Johnson went after the ref after TCU lost to WVU
Hold me back bro!
Miami Fan shoves NC State player
Is Minnesota Basketball really that desperate
— Gavin Brar (@gbrar333) January 21, 2015
Ohio beat Buffalo on this insane full court game winning dunk
Iowa State and Texas may have ended the game on the biggest beat of the season:
ISU at -5, 3.0 seconds left, Texas shoots a prayer, misses, ball goes off the ISU’s players head.
.6 seconds left the unthinkable happens. ISU still wins but for those who took ISU (BigCat) this one had to hurt
Nebraska tries to shut-up the Wisconsin Student Section
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) January 16, 2015
YOU HAD ONE JOB
Florida A&M is in for a record breaking season….”defeated”?
Jim Boeheim just being Jim Boeheim and digging for some treasure
Breaking Down this weeks AP Top 25
Things we can take away from this week in college basketball:
1. Conference play is really starting to heat up: Maryland Vs. Northwestern went down to the wire, Maryland won, Notre Dame beat NC State in OT, Wisconsin beat Michigan in OT, Texas Tech beat ISU but @ Texas Tech, West Virginia and TCU went into OT which WVU won
2. What I mean by all this is that this is one of the most intense and talented years of College basketball we have seen in a while. The talent level is much higher and teams are starting to gel and play very well. We can expect a very exciting tournament this year.
3. Home-Court advantage this year has been huge. ISU is something like 32-2 in the last two years at home, which is fucking crazy.
4. There are two undefeated teams left, Kentucky and Virginia, and I will say Virginia is a talented squad, but they have nowhere near the defensive ability and the explosiveness that Kentucky has. The difference between the #1 and the #2 is much bigger than the rankings say.
5. Remember when I said watch out for Dark Horse, UNI, and you all made fun of me, like AHHAHAHAH #24 UNI wont be a dark horse? Ya well keep watching them, they’re 17-2, #18 in the country and they’re starting to get really fucking good. So mark my words, tournament dark horse is UNI.
P.S. Congratulations to Coach K, 1000 wins is a hell of a lot.