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South Carolina College Bans Athletes From Being Gay
Feb 2710:15AM EST

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OutsportsErskine College has issued a new official statement that is expected to drive a no-gays policy at the school and create an atmosphere where LGBT people do not feel safe:

Christ affirms that marital union is to be between a man and woman (Matt 19:4-6). The Bible teaches that monogamous marriage between a man and a woman is God’s intended design for humanity and that sexual intimacy has its proper place only within the context of marriage (1 Thes. 4:3-5, Col. 3:5-7). Sexual relations outside of marriage or between persons of the same sex are spoken of in scripture as sin and contrary to the will of the Creator (Rom. 1:26-27; 1 Cor. 6:9-10; 1 Tim. 1:9-11).

We believe the Bible teaches that all sexual activity outside the covenant of marriage is sinful and therefore ultimately destructive to the parties involved. As a Christian academic community, and in light of our institutional mission, members of the Erskine community are expected to follow the teachings of scripture concerning matters of human sexuality and institutional decisions will be made in light of this position.

The statement also offers a perfunctory olive branch about “prayerfulness” toward “same-sex attraction” and “gender identity.”

According to the school’s Web site, “the Student Services and Athletic Committee submitted and the full board approved a Statement on Human Sexuality. The administration will add the statement to its official manuals and determine how it will be integrated into campus culture and procedures.”

The school is clearly reacting to pressure from a group of conservative Christians who have been pressuring the school to eradicate gay people from the campus. Erskine College is associated with the Presbyterian Church.



Super aggressive move from Erskine College huh?  A school with 2 openly gay athletes on their highly successful volleyball team just banning athletes from being gay.   Can you even do that? Just stand up in the quad somewhere and declare that being gay is no longer allowed?  Reminds me of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.



Hey you.  Gay guy.  Stop it.  You’re not allowed to be gay anymore, as of this morning.  Policy change.  Switch to straight.



Here’s the story about the two gay volleyball players


Last year we featured the stories of Drew Davis and Juan Varona, two gay Erskine College volleyball players who had found acceptance from their teammates in the small school in rural South Carolina. After we wrote about them the team went on to the NCAA tournament, one of only six teams in the country to appear in the postseason.


…well, formerly gay.  Assuming they’re no longer gay as per the orders of the administration after their one-on-one meeting with God.  Hope Drew and Juan track the school president down and spike a volleyball down his throat.

Vandy Hoops Coach Caught On Camera Yelling “I’ll Fucking Kill You!” At His Player After Game
Feb 279:30AM EST



Vanderbilt head coach Kevin Stallings lost his temper and got in the face of Wade Baldwin IV because of unsportsmanlike conduct after the Commodores’ win over the Volunteers.




God we are SO soft these days as a society.  Seriously did I just see a 4+ minute segment on ESPN about a coach yelling at his player?   Is this what it’s come to?  From Bobby Knight turning boys into men, from all the disciplinarians throughout history who established themselves as some of the greatest coaches of all time, to Kevin Stallings being savaged on social media and forced to apologize for cursing at his player after the player acted like a dickhead.  That’s the irony here, that the reason he was yelling at him was for poor sportsmanship.  God forbid you teach the kid a lesson, people probably want him to sit down with Baldwin and his parents and go through a 1 hour Powerpoint presentation on treating people nicely while holding his hand and feeding him cookies dunked in milk.


Oh and Baldwin just became one of my favorite players in the game FYI.


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Barstool U Friday Morning Smokeshow – Evelyn from High Point
Feb 279:20AM EST

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Introducing Evelyn from High Point, the pride of North Carolina.


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MS MR – Hurricane (Adventure Club Remix)
Feb 269:09PM EST

Adventure Club absolutely murders this new remix, lending their unparalleled melodic dubstep touch to MS MR’s “Hurricane.”

Stream more from Adventure Club

Barstool U Thursday Smokeshow – Johanna from FAU
Feb 265:30PM EST

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Re-introducing Johanna from Florida Atlantic. She’s been featured before but she blew up the Barstool Insta so hard yesterday we just had to update the gallery.


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Barstool Best Hour Of Your Party Mixes
Feb 264:50PM EST

Our Best Hour Of You Party series is the best weekend music on the internet, bar none.  Dante mixes up the latest and greatest in pop, EDM, hip-hop, and all things hot into over an hour of seamless rage tunes.

Head over to Barstool Beats to stream and download them all, and don’t forget to follow Beats on soundcloud.

Dan Bilzerian Joined Snapchat, Immediately Got Banned For Posting Some Naked Chick On His First Snap
Feb 264:10PM EST





And the more NSFWish screengrabs from his first Snap…





Yep that’s just about everything I’d expect from Dan Bilzerian’s first (and possibly last) public Snapchat story. I’ve come full circle on Bilzerian after being sick of his antics a few months back; once you make peace with the fact that this dude is way too rich and way too concerned about looking like a badass to everyone else, it’s back to being all fun and games. Like I wouldn’t even doubt that he worked it out with Snapchat that they’d suspend his account right after this so he could puff his chest out and go “YEAH THIS GUY HERE IS TOO FUCKING EXTREME EVEN FOR SNAPCHAT” in the hopes his followers would think he’s cool. Bottom line to me is if I’m going to pump the tires of all these Instagram models for playing the fame game the right way, I should respect the same effort from Bilzerian. If wannabe famous women on Instagram can Photoshop an ass to get recognition, this guy should be able to do the same with his dad’s trust fund dough, guns, and pretending to fuck porn stars. It’s only fair, gender equality and all.


And frankly the fact that Instagram model/Playboy chick Lindsey Pelas is allegedly the one in this Snap also helps a lot. Hitler himself could be reincarnated and if he gave me more photos and video of Lindsey Pelas, odds are I’d end up goose stepping around as much as possible as a man with a throbbing erection can.


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Here’s some NSFW of Lindsey Pelas just in case it is her. Between this and the llama chase, today was a good day.


(pics via Nextshark, TFM)

DraftKings $10K NBA Mega Quarter Arcade…Turn 25 Cents Into $10,000
Feb 263:50PM EST





Ever turned a quarter into $10K?  Want to?  We got the DraftKings Quarter Arcade coming up for tomorrow night’s games – yup, it’s literally 25 cents to enter, with a $10K prize pool.  Deposit 5 bucks and draft 20 different teams if you want.  Best way to build your bankroll for the HUGE contests we got coming up in the Micro Millions Series that’s going to have $2.4 mil in prizes across 6 different sports in 75 events.  If you need some cash to take those down this is how to start.


Contest Details:

-$10,000 NBA MEGA Quarter Arcade
-Just $.25 to enter, $10,000 in prizes
-Make a minimum deposit of $5 and you can draft 20 different teams for the NBA Quarter Arcade and a chance to win $10K
-Just draft 8 NBA players from tomorrow night’s games and stay under the $50K salary cap to win.



Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Cassandra from SDSU vs. Margaux from Rutgers
Feb 263:10PM EST

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Cassandra from SDSU 


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Margaux from Rutgers


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1 for Cassandra…5 for Margaux


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Student At Wheaton College Attacked With An Apple (The Fruit, Not A Computer) For Questioning His School’s Stance Against Homosexuality
Feb 262:40PM EST


 Note left on the student bulletin board 2/24/15

TIME - After a student at a prominent evangelical college questioned his school’s stance against homosexuality in an all-school forum on Monday, another student allegedly threw an apple at him “as a warning against insulting the Spirit of grace.

The incident, which college administrators are now addressing, took place on Monday at Wheaton College, Billy Graham’s alma mater outside Chicago, during the campus’ traditional “Town Hall Chapel,” a campuswide question and answer session where the college president, currently Philip Ryken, takes questions from the student body. Wheaton holds marriage to be between one man and one woman, and requires students and faculty to uphold that sexual ethic. Christian colleges such as Wheaton have been at the center of the evangelical fight over lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) acceptance, especially as younger generations grow increasingly more accepting on issues such as same-sex marriage.

The most recent conflict began when Philip Fillion, a class of 2015 organ performance major and married heterosexual, asked Ryken a question about the theological consistency of Wheaton’s position against homosexuality. He posted his question in full in a public note on his Facebook page:

“All students, via the Community Covenant, and all faculty, via the Statement of Faith, are required to affirm a sexual ethic that denies everyone except celibates and married straight people a place in the kingdom of God. This sexual ethic is not at all universal and depends on a reading of scripture that is incredibly narrow and ignores history, culture, and science. The Statement of Faith and the Community Covenant also lack any language about the sacraments of the Christian church. Why is it the case that our college, in documents we all must agree to or be expelled, insists on formally condemning and denying equality to our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters, on spurious theological grounds, yet completely leaves behind baptism and Eucharist, which Jesus Christ himself instituted to grow and strengthen the Christian community?”

As he returned to his seat, the college tells TIME, another student sitting nearby threw the apple at him, and missed. Fillion tells TIME it hit him on his left shoulder partly through his question. “There was no response when the fruit was thrown. No boos, no gasp,” he says. “A student was in line after me and when it was his turn to ask a question, he began his time at the microphone by calling out whoever had thrown the fruit, remarking that such behavior was inappropriate and disrespectful. There was restrained applause for this.”

“President Ryken did not see the incident and did not fully understand what happened until after chapel ended,” Wheaton College told TIME in a statement.


So the core of this story is kind of fucked up, you never want to see people be persecuted or harassed for their beliefs, especially for something like homosexuality that’s become real mainstream as of late.  I’m not going to condone that kind of behavior.  But having said that, the note this kid posted on the student bulletin board is hilarious.  ”I have strong aim and could hit a head at fifteen meters if I wanted to” made me laugh out loud.  Absolutely funnier than anything I could ever hope to write for Barstool.  You know this kid is furious with himself for missing that throw too.  That was his moment and he blew it.  Now it’s keeping him up at night, haunting his thoughts and turning him into a young Uncle Rico with delusions about his bazooka arm.  It wasn’t a warning shot on behalf of Jesus, you just throw like a pansy.  Deal with it.

Oh and also I 1000% guarantee you that this apple thrower is a repressed homosexual.  Suspiciously hateful of the gays, weak arm, keeps a lot of fresh fruit in the house? Come on man, don’t lie to me.  Don’t lie to them.  And worst of all, don’t lie to yourself.