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Barstool Beats Top 10 Songs of 2014

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And here they are, the 10 best songs of 2014, as chosen by a panel of experts aka me.  Congrats to Drake, Zedd, Rick Ross, Kanye West, Elephante, Lana Del Ray, Lil Wayne, Calvin Harris, Igloo Australia, and Martin Garrix for pumping out the biggest, baddest, and best tracks of the year, you guys are awesome (except Igloo).  Enjoy!

Click here to stream the Barstool Beats Top 10 Songs of 2014

ICYMI: #11-20 | #21-30 | #31-40 | #41-50 | #51-100

The Top Ten…

#1 - Drake – 0 To 100

#2 – Taylor Swift – Blanke Space

#3 - Zedd – Find You (ft. Matthew Koma & Miriam Bryant)

#4 - Rick Ross – Sanctified (ft. Kanye West & Big Sean)

#5 - Katy Perry (ft. Juicy J) – Dark Horse (Elephante Remix)

#6 - Lana Del Rey – Brooklyn Baby

#7 - Lil Wayne – Believe Me (ft. Drake)

#8 - Calvin Harris – Outside (ft. Ellie Goulding)

#9 - Iggy Azalea – Fancy (ft. Charli XCX)

#10 - Sander van Doorn, DVBBS, & Martin Garrix – Gold Skies (ft. Aleesia)

Five Will Survive: The Jameis Winston Song

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by The G-Tenors 

 

 

Pretty funny stuff, fire song and a great recap of the life of Jameis Winston from what I presume to be some Gator fans.

 

Jameis’s response:

 

 

hihaterz

 

 

Literally never lost a college football game and has a Heisman trophy on the mantle.   Let the YouTube haters hate.

 

 

 

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Johns Hopkins University Sends Acceptance Letters To 294 Kids By Mistake

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Washington Post - Sam Stephenson was steeling himself for another round of college applications after his first choice, Johns Hopkins University, turned him down. Then the 17-year-old from Culpeper County in Virginia received an e-mail from Hopkins on Sunday afternoon that suggested he might still have reason to hope.

“Embrace the YES!” it said in the subject line.

Sam was confused, said his mother, Cathy Stephenson. Could it be that the blunt electronic denial statement he had read two days earlier was wrong? The e-mail from the Hopkins admissions office at 3:01 p.m. Sunday continued:

“Dear Samuel, Welcome to the Class of 2019! We can’t wait for you to get to campus. Until then, as one of the newest members of the family, we hope you’ll show your Blue Jay pride.”

It urged him to start using #JHU2019 on Twitter, to stop by an online store to buy Hopkins gear and to meet others in the newly admitted class through a limited-access Facebook group.

It was all wrong.

Like 293 others who had been turned down or deferred in their bid for early admission to the prestigious private university in Baltimore, Sam had received a welcome-to-Hopkins e-mail by mistake. The university, tipped off to the error by another rejected student, sent an apology Sunday evening to those affected by the head-spinning goof. Sam got the word at 5:28 p.m.: There was no reversal of his denial.

“The decision posted on the decision site reflects the accurate result of your Early Decision application,” the follow-up said. “We regret this technical mistake and any confusion it may have caused.”

 

 

Kind of a funny “Whoops!” story but at the same time this is honestly so dick.  Getting kids hopes up like this, thinking they’re about to get into their dream school, calling their parents and their grandparents and posting all over social media that they got into Johns Hopkins.  Changing their Facebook school to JHU Class of 2019.  Then getting a follow up like yeah….about that acceptance…ummmm….got hacked.  North Korea.  Sorry.

 

 

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Poor Elmer.  Seriously have we really not fixed this problem yet?  Colleges sending out accidental acceptance letters to kids they flat out rejected?   I mean this is the 3rd or 4th time we’ve had a blog like this.  Fordham.  Vassar.  UC San Diego.  I think somewhere else.  And my point from all of those blogs still stands – if you do this, you should be required by law to accept everyone you sent it to.  Don’t care if it’s 1 person or 10,000.  Don’t care if your dorms will be overrun and you have to buy every hotel in town to accommodate everyone.   Too big of a mistake to just say “our bad.”    Same thing as when the bank accidentally puts a million dollars in your bank account and then arrests you for withdrawing it.  You fucked up not me. Arrest yourself.

Smokeshow College Student In England Had No Money To Get Home So A Homeless Man Offered Her Cab Fare, Now She’s Raised $50,000 For Him

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Huffington Post – After a homeless man offered a college student in England all the money he had so she’d be able to get home safely, the woman is paying it forward — in a massive way.  Throughout the past few days, Dominique Harrison-Bentzen has raised almost $50,000 for the good Samaritan and for other homeless individuals in her community.

The story begins in early December. It was about 3 a.m. and Harrison-Bentzen was panicking. “I came out after a student night out … [and] realized I didn’t have any battery on my phone, I’d lost my friends,” the 22-year-old told BBC Radio 5. She’d also lost her bank card, she discovered, and she had no money. “How am I going to afford a taxi?” she asked herself.

Just then, a homeless man, known only as Robbie, approached the young woman and asked her if she needed help. He proceeded to reach into his pocket and pull out all the money he had — loose change amounting to about $4.60. He insisted that Harrison-Bentzen take it to pay for a taxi so she’d get home safe. It was, it seems, all the money Robbie had.

Harrison-Bentzen, a student at the University of Central Lancashire in Preston, England, says she refused to take Robbie’s money and found another way to get home. But following her encounter with the generous man, she says she couldn’t get him out of her mind.  For the next few days, the student searched for Robbie, driving around the streets with her mom and using social media in an attempt locate the man. In that time, Harrison-Bentzen says she learned more about Robbie and discovered that he actually had a reputation for helping strangers. For example, the student said in a Dec. 9 Facebook post that Robbie had been known to return wallets “untouched to pedestrians” and “offering his scarf to keep people warm.”

Finally, after four days of driving around Preston, Harrison-Bentzen found Robbie. “I was beginning to lose hope that I would see him again, to thank him personally for his kindness,” she said, per The Telegraph.

Harrison-Bentzen was determined to do something to help change Robbie’s life. To “help him,” she said, as he had “helped many others.”  So, earlier this month, the student launched a fundraising campaign in Robbie’s name. She explained that she would be spending 24 hours on the streets, so as to “understand the difficulties” that the homeless face on a daily basis.

Her story quickly went viral, touching the hearts of people in all corners of the globe.  As of Thursday morning, 4,800 people have donated almost $50,000.

 

Ok well I’m not really convinced how homeless this guy is in the first place.  This girl drove around for 4 days and couldn’t find the homeless guy?  Um he’s fucking homeless, how hard could he be to find?  Not like he’s going to be at work or over at a friends, he’s probably by the same park bench where you saw him at before.  Also I looked it up, this Preston place only has a population of around 100,000 people.  And you’re telling me that in 4 days you couldn’t find a guy who literally has nowhere else to be?  I don’t know, either you didn’t look very hard or hobo Robbie is pulling the wool over your head.

And I’m pretty sure it’s the latter because $4.60 would be like a weeks paycheck for a beggar, I really don’t think he’d give that away to a charity case.  Pretty sure the homeless don’t get tax write offs and shit like that.  I know that she didn’t take it but if you’re real life homeless you don’t offer some hot little yuppie your entire life savings.  Which leads me to believe that this is what this “homeless” guy has been angling for all of his life, correct?  I mean I bet this guy is probably poor but not real life poor, like college kid with a substance abuse problem poor.  He obviously has the Internet and see’s that every time someone does something generous like this, they get paid ten fold.  Especially if this story catches heat and goes viral around the Holidays?  That’s a golden ticket right there.  Because there is no way a legitimate homeless person is finding wallets and returning them without taking something.  No fucking way.  Plus I want to know where the hell is he getting all of these scarfs?  Too many holes in his homeless story.  Unless of course he’s not really destitute and is working one of the finer long cons we’ve seen.   Which is all well and fine with me, good looks on his part.  But I bet he’s pissed as fuck that the other vagrants of the city are getting a cut of the money too.  That has to really burn him up.  Bitch you wasn’t with me shooting in the gym!

P.S. I feel like this would have gone differently in America. Homeless Joe would have straight tore that ass up.

 

Best New Music Of The Week

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Everyone dropped off one last bomb before the holidays this week, merry Christmas to us!

Click to stream the best new music of the week from Drake, Chance The Rapper, Elephante, The White Panda, Makonnen, Gryffin, and more

 

Alabama Is So Fucked

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I know I said after the Marcus Luttrell pump up speech that I was betting the house on Alabama winning the championship this year.

That was before I saw Tim Tebow standing in front of the Ohio State buckeyes.

Honestly don’t know if it’s possible to have more of a shift in momentum?  Like you’re not just getting one of the best college football players of all time and a proven winner in the NFL to pump you up.  You’re getting God.  Good luck game planning for God.

 

 

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Even Saban is no match for that shit.

 

 

Chick Finds Out Her Live-In Boyfriend Cheats So She Painted An Insult On The Wall And Instagrammed Him Sleeping Under It

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Another day, another chick extracting absolutely psychopathic revenge on a guy while women applaud all around the Internet:

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I get women have had a rough go for a lot of American history and they still get paid less in a lot of cases and all that sucks for them. But can we stop acting like things like this are okay? We’ve got chicks painting “Cheating Piece Of Shit” on walls for Instagram likes, showing up at cheating guys’ flights for Twitter retweets, it’s insanity. If a guy did this, he’d be in jail and Jezebel would have 100 blogs about how men need to be stopped without fact checking a single one of them. Getting cheated on sucks, we’ve all been there once or twice, but you just dust yourself off and try to be a better judge of character moving forward. You don’t need to extract revenge like a 99 cent store Batman, no matter how exquisite your wall painting penmanship might be (really, an A+ there for this girl all things considered).

 

 

Plus she kind of had it coming:

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if you date a guy who looks and dresses like this and publicly castrate him while also hashtagging him “#gayboy” you should be pleasantly surprised he’s somehow convinced other women to fuck him too. It takes a lot to get me on the side of a dude like this and this chick is so outwardly awful I can’t help but be Team Hipster McShittattoos. I just hate everyone involved for making me pick a side.

Ole Miss Coach Hugh Freeze Bragging About His Team’s C+ GPA On Twitter

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Poor Coach Freeze took such an internet beating from these tweets.  So unfair.  I mean yes at face value it’s pretty funny bragging about a C+ GPA, but when you take into account the national average at public universities for athletes is 2.3?  And the requirement to be eligible is 1.8-2.0?  Ole Miss will take that 2.57 with a big smile on their face.

 

Hugh quickly started defending his guys…

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…But ended up backing down and deleting those.  Ended up going with these instead:

 

 

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MIC DROP!

 

 

I’m Honestly Supposed To Believe This Recruit Is A Junior In High School?

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35.  35 years old and not a day under.  Sorry to blow up your spot Julian but you’re either A) one of those imposters posing as a high school kid to play sports again or B) had a HELL of a time passing the 3rd grade.   Like, 10 years in the 3rd grade.   Only explanation for being a middle-aged high school student who looks like he has two 18 year old kids at home.

 

Apparently you’re pretty good though judging by the programs extending offers, so I can see why all the teachers and coaches are looking the other way:

 

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Just want you to know, I’m onto you.

If The $49 Million Offer Didn’t Convince You Jim Harbaugh Is Going To Michigan…This Fan Made Video Will

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Ok maybe Jim Harbaugh could resist 49 million bucks. Maybe he really wanted to stay in the pros and win a Super Bowl and pass up being the highest paid football coach even over Nick Saban.  Maybe he just reallllyyyy doesn’t want to deal with college kids and all the NCAA bullshit.  It’s possible.

What’s not possible is still thinking that after seeing this fan made video.  Seriously, lock it up.  Don’t even care about Michigan and I’m still rock hard – imagine what Harbaugh is pitching in his khakis right now.  Can’t even hide it because the shirt is definitely tucked in.