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This Dude’s Sniper Shot In ‘Halo’ Is So Bullshit But The Video Is Absolutely Hilarious
Mar 612:10PM EST

YouTube – Of course the kill was intentional!! I accurately predicted the spawn of the player after I killed him for the first time, knew exactly where he was positioned when he shot at me and therefore deliberately ricocheted the bullet of three surfaces to take him out, it was very simple really!


I’m an overly competitive bag of shit so I love everything about this. Love that the guy not only hit the shot and is jokingly pretending he did it intentionally, love how absolutely LIVID the other guy must have been after dying like this, and love how insanely overproduced the video is with the dramatic music and slow mo path of the bullet to really rub it in the guy’s face after the fact. I’d never watch competitive video gaming even though they’re acting like it’s an actual sport these days — spoiler alert: if a fat guy who can’t walk up ten steps without gasping for air can do it, it’s not a sport — but a video like this? All in on it every single time.




For the record if I was the blue guy in this I’d never play Halo again. Losing is one thing, losing like that? Full on “This is BULLSHIT, fuck this game” mode 10 times out of 10.


(via Reddit)

Introducing Baylor’s New 410 Pound H Back
Mar 611:30AM EST

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Fox Sports - The last time we saw Baylor’s LaQuan McGowan, teammate Antwan Goodley was (sort of) attempting to lift him into the air. This is notable because McGowan, at 410 pounds, outweighs Goodley by almost 200 pounds.

The 6-foot-7 McGowan caught a 19-yard touchdown pass in the Cotton Bowl, leading to the celebration with Goodley, but Baylor is hoping for an encore soon. McGowan is working at tight end and H-back for the Bears in spring practice.

“We’re looking at him as kind of a slot and tight end type of guy,” Baylor coach Art Briles told reporters on Tuesday. “He can certainly help us in the run game in those situations. The way we’re looking at it is we’ve got three games in nonconference to kind of feel it out and see what he can do and teach him what to do in live action.”

Quarterback Seth Russell sounds like a fan of the move, too.

“His hands are about as big as my leg, so I can pretty much put it wherever, and he can snag it out of the air,” Russell said.

The first word of McGowan’s bio on the Baylor website is still “enormous” and for fans of unorthodox touchdowns, the news is enormous, too.

“The hardest thing is practicing with him, because we don’t want to get anyone injured,” Briles said.




What the hell does Baylor feed these kids?  Feel like their practice sessions are like cattle farms, just lined with troughs full of raw beef and HGH.  I mean how else do you end up with 410 pound athletic tight ends/H backs with soft hands and light feet?





How else do you get something like this?



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It’s crazytown down there in Waco, like their entire team is made out of Create A Players.  Championship or bust.



Not Sure How It’s Possible But Carmen Electra Might Be Hotter At 42 Than She Was In Her 20s
Mar 610:50AM EST

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Daily MailIt’s been nearly 20 years since she set pulses racing in her iconic red bathing suit on Baywatch. But 42-year-old Carmen Electra is certainly proving she still has a body that can make heads swing around.

The pin-up is currently enjoying a luxurious holiday in the sun-drenched island of Tahiti and has been keeping her loyal army of Instagram followers updated with her every move with a string of racy bikini snaps.




Damn Carmen!  Love when our childhood icons stay hot or even improve with age, like a fine wine, but instead of booze it’s a chick we would sneak magazines of into the basement when our parents went to sleep.  Playboy, Baywatch, Singled Out.  A true legend.



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And now at age 42, as good as ever.







PS - Carmen Electra Playboy gallery (NSFW) 


Cheerleaders Brawl At Halftime of College Hoops Game
Mar 610:10AM EST





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Alabama - Members of the Tuskegee and Albany State cheerleading and dance teams were sent home following a fight during halftime of Tuesday night’s SIAC basketball tournament opening round game between their schools at Bill Harris Arena in Birmingham.

The SIAC released a statement Wednesday morning about the incident:

“The obligation to observe basic principles of sportsmanship and fair play extends to all participants at the SIAC basketball tournament. As a consequence of the incident on Tuesday, the cheerleading and dance teams from both Albany State University and Tuskegee University will not be permitted to participate in our tournament for the remainder of the week.”





Love it, love the passion, love the intensity, love everything.  This is thing, everybody thinks Alabama is all about college football and nothing else.  Websites such as this one constantly perpetuating that myth, that everybody lives and breathes for the Tide and then just shuts down during the off season.  Well tell that to the Tuskegee University basketball cheerleaders full out brawling Albany State chicks at the conference tournament.  Bashing skulls and snatching bitches’ weaves off their heads all in the name of their squad.  Smearing their blood all over the baseline then dropping their new routine right in their face.  That’s what it’s all about right there.  This is not a democracy it’s a cheerocracy.






MMA Hardo Acts Like A Dick At Weigh In…Gets Knocked The Fuck Out in 20 Seconds In Match
Mar 69:30AM EST


Acting hard can get you KTFO! Ben “10″ Nguyen takes the belt from Julz “The Jackal” in under 30 seconds at Nitro 11.

[Reddit MMA]





Hi hardo, bye hardo.





So awesome.  Nothing better than watching some tough guy act all hard during a weigh in then get absolutely obliterated in the ring.  Think it was because he didn’t have enough tattoos?



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Barstool U Friday Morning Smokeshow – McKailey from Arizona
Mar 69:20AM EST

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Introducing McKailey from Arizona, the Barstool Twitter smokeshow of the week.  Well deserved, congrats!

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Barstool Best Hour Of Your Party Vol. 65 by Dante
Mar 58:30PM EST

The party rolls on with Volume 65 of the best party mix series in the history of the net from none other than Chitown’s finest, Dante.

Click for free download

Barstool U Thursday Smokeshow – Abigail from Cal State Fullerton
Mar 55:30PM EST

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Introducing Abigail from Cal State Fullerton.  Basically any school that starts with “Cal State -” is going to give you a perfect 10 girl, every single time.


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This Video Of A “Normal” Barbie Going To The Beach Is Totally Going To Fix Every Chick’s Body Image Issues
Mar 54:50PM EST

SOURCE – The creator of the Lammily Doll, a Barbie with curves, stretch marks, and other normal human features, created the above video to reinforce the message that all women are gorgeous no matter what they look like.

The accompanying YouTube description explains that Lammily is “bombarded with advertisements and is disheartened until she sees that nobody’s perfect, even the seemingly perfect models” before a trip to the beach where she realizes all the women who she thinks have perfect bodies have the saaame marks she has.


If we’re being fair, that video is kind of funny (at least as much as a video about a doll with stretchmarks who probably talks shit about Skipper doing too much blow to stay thin can be). But what does this actually accomplish? Is a girl supposed to play with it, see its fat thighs and stretch marks and want that too? Isn’t that aiming a little low? They’re playing with it because it’s something different to imagine, not to be reminded of how much life sucks. You don’t have a kid read The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and then the book ends because the wardrobe portal to Narnia is actually just a wardrobe. It’s a fantasy for a reason. It can be a more achievable fantasy for the sake of those longstanding problems with unrealistic standards blah blah but still give them something to strive for.


Either way I can’t wait for my future son to play with the real life Ken that got pudgy after high school, sits hunched over a blue computer light all day, and tore his ACL once trying to run a slant route in a social flag football league. Mediocrity for all in every facet of life!


Indiana DTD Bro Arrested After Having 1,000 Xanax Delivered To His Girlfriend’s Sorority House
Mar 54:30PM EST

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Indiana - An IU student and member of Delta Tau Delta was arrested Tuesday for ordering and dealing large quantities of Xanax tablets shipped from Canada.

IU police officers arrested Andrew Thrall, 20, at the Alpha Chi Omega house at 1000 N. Jordan after a months-long investigation, IU Police Department Lt. Craig Munroe said.

The Drug Enforcement Administration and the U.S. Postal Service found that Thrall had been purchasing packages of Xanax tablets online using bit coins and shipping the drugs to the Alpha Chi Omega house. Munroe said Thrall’s “girlfriend, or at least an acquaintance” in Alpha Chi Omega would then deliver the package to Thrall, who lives in the Delta Tau Delta house at 1431 N. Jordan.

On Tuesday, Thrall received a package of 1,000 tablets of Xanax shipped from Canada, which officers recovered.

Following the arrest, police officers served a search warrant through the Delta Tau Delta house and found one capsule of ecstasy, a small amount of LSD and some marijuana edibles in Thrall’s room.

Police also found $2,000 in a safe in Thrall’s room, which he admitted was money earned from selling the Xanax. Munroe said each tablet cost Thrall about $5, and he was making about $3 of profit from each tablet. Xanax, a brand of Alprazolam, is a drug that is typically prescribed to treat anxiety and panic disorder, according to the National Institutes of Health.




Indiana frat boy really setting a new bar for criminal geniuses, no pun intended.   I mean maybe I’m spoiled from too many movies and TV shows, but there’s got to be a better plan for committing a crime than this right?  Ordering 1,000 illegal prescription pills from Canada under your own name and shipping them directly to your girlfriend’s house on your own campus?  Not exactly an airtight smuggling operation going on there.   Then again I guess this is what college is for.  Learning from mistakes, experimenting.  Few years from now and one diploma later we might be looking at the Xanax King of the Midwest.




PS – Buying Xanax on the internet with bitcoins,  the future of prescription pill abuse is here.