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Best New Music Of The Week
Dec 1912:50PM EST


Everyone dropped off one last bomb before the holidays this week, merry Christmas to us!

Click to stream the best new music of the week from Drake, Chance The Rapper, Elephante, The White Panda, Makonnen, Gryffin, and more


Alabama Is So Fucked
Dec 1912:30PM EST

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I know I said after the Marcus Luttrell pump up speech that I was betting the house on Alabama winning the championship this year.

That was before I saw Tim Tebow standing in front of the Ohio State buckeyes.

Honestly don’t know if it’s possible to have more of a shift in momentum?  Like you’re not just getting one of the best college football players of all time and a proven winner in the NFL to pump you up.  You’re getting God.  Good luck game planning for God.



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Even Saban is no match for that shit.



Chick Finds Out Her Live-In Boyfriend Cheats So She Painted An Insult On The Wall And Instagrammed Him Sleeping Under It
Dec 1911:45AM EST

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Another day, another chick extracting absolutely psychopathic revenge on a guy while women applaud all around the Internet:

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I get women have had a rough go for a lot of American history and they still get paid less in a lot of cases and all that sucks for them. But can we stop acting like things like this are okay? We’ve got chicks painting “Cheating Piece Of Shit” on walls for Instagram likes, showing up at cheating guys’ flights for Twitter retweets, it’s insanity. If a guy did this, he’d be in jail and Jezebel would have 100 blogs about how men need to be stopped without fact checking a single one of them. Getting cheated on sucks, we’ve all been there once or twice, but you just dust yourself off and try to be a better judge of character moving forward. You don’t need to extract revenge like a 99 cent store Batman, no matter how exquisite your wall painting penmanship might be (really, an A+ there for this girl all things considered).



Plus she kind of had it coming:

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if you date a guy who looks and dresses like this and publicly castrate him while also hashtagging him “#gayboy” you should be pleasantly surprised he’s somehow convinced other women to fuck him too. It takes a lot to get me on the side of a dude like this and this chick is so outwardly awful I can’t help but be Team Hipster McShittattoos. I just hate everyone involved for making me pick a side.

Ole Miss Coach Hugh Freeze Bragging About His Team’s C+ GPA On Twitter
Dec 1911:15AM EST

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Poor Coach Freeze took such an internet beating from these tweets.  So unfair.  I mean yes at face value it’s pretty funny bragging about a C+ GPA, but when you take into account the national average at public universities for athletes is 2.3?  And the requirement to be eligible is 1.8-2.0?  Ole Miss will take that 2.57 with a big smile on their face.


Hugh quickly started defending his guys…

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(deleted tweets via USA Today)



…But ended up backing down and deleting those.  Ended up going with these instead:



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I’m Honestly Supposed To Believe This Recruit Is A Junior In High School?
Dec 1910:40AM EST

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35.  35 years old and not a day under.  Sorry to blow up your spot Julian but you’re either A) one of those imposters posing as a high school kid to play sports again or B) had a HELL of a time passing the 3rd grade.   Like, 10 years in the 3rd grade.   Only explanation for being a middle-aged high school student who looks like he has two 18 year old kids at home.


Apparently you’re pretty good though judging by the programs extending offers, so I can see why all the teachers and coaches are looking the other way:


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Just want you to know, I’m onto you.

If The $49 Million Offer Didn’t Convince You Jim Harbaugh Is Going To Michigan…This Fan Made Video Will
Dec 1910:10AM EST



Ok maybe Jim Harbaugh could resist 49 million bucks. Maybe he really wanted to stay in the pros and win a Super Bowl and pass up being the highest paid football coach even over Nick Saban.  Maybe he just reallllyyyy doesn’t want to deal with college kids and all the NCAA bullshit.  It’s possible.

What’s not possible is still thinking that after seeing this fan made video.  Seriously, lock it up.  Don’t even care about Michigan and I’m still rock hard – imagine what Harbaugh is pitching in his khakis right now.  Can’t even hide it because the shirt is definitely tucked in.



Florida Woman Arrested For Slapping Her Grandmother In The Face For Declining Her Facebook Friend Request
Dec 199:30AM EST

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Clearwater - A Florida woman was arrested for repeatedly slapping her 72-year-old grandmother in the face for refusing to accept her Facebook friend request according to authorities.

According to a Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office report, Rachel Anne Hayes, 27, faces felony charges of aggravated battery on an elderly person.

The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office told Orlando TV station WFTV an argument erupted over the Facebook friend request Thursday morning and led to Hayes repeatedly slapping her grandmother on the side of her face without permission.




Facebook requests?  What is this 2009?  Had to double and triple check the date on this story to make sure it wasn’t from half a decade ago.  We’re talking about Facebook?  Grow up lady.  It’s almost 2015.   I mean if Grandma has her Insta set to private and is taking 2 weeks to approve you that’s one thing, but let’s chill with the Facebook rage.

Totally on board with not accepting the friend request though, even though she’s family. ESPECIALLY if she’s family.  Hey bitch maybe you just totally suck at Facebook?   Sorry not everybody wants their timeline jammed up with your stupid posts?  100 pictures of your baby dressed up in cute outfits.  Status updates for every place you go, thing you eat and thought you have during the day.  All your hot takes on Ferguson and the NYPD.  Your constant Share-ing of “He’s Not My President!” memes with 6 paragraph rants about your educated thoughts on politics in America.  I mean that’s basically all Facebook is these days, timelines clogged with garbage.  Got to do whatever you can to keep it relevant and the first step is not accepting friend requests from the worst offenders.  Sorry Grandma’s not sorry Rachel.


Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Taylor from FSU
Dec 199:04AM EST

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Introducing Taylor from Florida State.  Happy Friday!


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Barstool U Smokeshow of the Day – Katrina from Florida Gulf Coast
Dec 185:30PM EST

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Introducing Katrina from FGCU.  Dunk City is so on fire right now I don’t even know what to do about it.


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Classic Grandpa Prank, Grabbing A Giant Palmful Of His Granddaughter’s Butt Cheek In A Family Photo
Dec 184:50PM EST







Oh that grandpa, such a prankster. No one gets or attempts this kind of humor besides him but that’s what makes his silliness so great and unique to their relationship! Some grandparents have corny jokes or stories about the good ol’ days but not Pop Pop here. His laughs come in the form of a smile and finger placement that can find out if you’ve got tapeworms. When you smell whisky in the air and see the transition lens glasses come out, you know laughter is en route. “Just like your grandmother’s used to be BWAHAHA.” Wholesome family-sized lols and soon to be repressed memories all over the place. #HateOnIt



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